Danny Tells Jewish Stories - Game Grumps Compilations
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- Опубліковано 26 лип 2024
- Dan shares stories about his life with his BFF for life, Arin Hanson.
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"Jews don't believe in hell, and it's super relaxing" is the best summary of Jewish culture that has ever been spoken.
Christians: if you touch a weed you're burning in hell
@@rosestrohm7986 if you touch the lettuce of the devil once you shall be sent to the hot world for the rest of time
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Popes throughout history: Don't touch anyone else who's not christian, thou shalt be damned!
@@bluesox2762 “Lettuce of the devil” lmao
meanwhile in christianity: that boy likes other boys and not girls? OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!
0:21
"No conditioner is powerful enough to tame the beastly Judaism that lies within."
*_"Unholy gargles of the damned-_*_ Bagels!~"_
A little kugel maybe? xD
he sounded so content when he said that
Gets me every time
😂😂😂
I read this at while they said it 😂
I can attest to that fact
Danny is the reason why I know anything about Jewish culture.
Danny could have surely taught Hitler a thing or two I guarantee 😉
I literally know no one that's Jewish...... Calgary kinda lacks in that department...... also surrounding areas...... Alberta mostly.....
I have jewish decendency and i still have no idea about anything jewish related besides what Dan has said xD
Lmao
Yeah maybe don't.. take it all at face value 100% of the time.
*Danny don't Jew know*
It would've cost you $0 to NOT say it... yet here we are.
PERFECT
Yes
Nice
I am both disappointed and proud at the same time
DON'T YOU WANT A MAN WHO'S TALL AND HIS NAME IS DAN, AND HE'S JEWISH
BRIAN'S A NINJA
DANNY'S A HOT JEW
EVERYONE DOES
WHICH TO SEX WITH?
NO NEED TO ANSWER I KNOW IT'S DANNY SEXBANG HE'S THE HAMSOMER OF THE TWO
AND NINJA BRIAN'S FAT
WELL, I KNOW I DO! HAHAHA... Gondor T. Lame of Leigh Daniel Avidan LLLLLLLLC marketing, here. (does not actually represent Leigh Daniel Avidan or any of his assets)
One other thing...
Leigh D Avidan is when Dan dresses in drag
2:46 I had to hear that.
Dan's not into drag. He's a furry. It's different. But if you want to give him three bras for his wolf nipples, that's a different story. He's got an entire litter to feed, after all.
(His words, not mine)
''Numi'' means go to sleep in Hebrew but what I found weird is that in the lullaby he said ''yaldati'' which means my daughter and what he should have sang is ''yaldi'' which means my son... basically Dan is saying that his father sang to him: ''go to sleep my daughter"' which is really funny.
עכשיו כשאני חושבת על זה , " נומי נומי ילדי" לא נשמע הגיוני. אם שרים את זה לבן זה יהייה משהו כמו " נום נום ילדי".
@@amithariial9601 כן אבל לכי תסבירי שייכות מעברית לאנגלית בתגובה ביוטיוב
כן זה קשה
So Avi was secretely calling Dan a little bitch?
@@GroteB lol no it's just that the song in hebrew is aimed to a girl, and like everything in hebrew has a gender, so changing it to a boy pronounce would just sound wierd. So guess he decided to stick with the orignal which is ok! The sentiment of the song stands and thats what matters.
Avi for the 10 minute power hour (teaching the bois some Hebrew)
YES I SECOND THIS OMG
He doesn’t know any Hebrew
@@zachsorenson1382 Avi is from Israel, his first language is Hebrew. When he speaks English he thinks everything in Hebrew and then translates it in his head to English and then he can say it. That's why he does his "ehhh" thing, it's because he's translating things in his head
That One Mexican I know but Dan has said many times he’s forgotten all the Hebrew he knew.
@@zachsorenson1382 op said that he wants Dan's Dad to teach them Hebrew for the 10 mph
"That's how I felt when I danced in front of Joey Fatone" that is the most Florida response Arin could have given
"Danny Tells Jewish Stories" expectation: jokes about his big floofy hair and like... dietary stuff
reality: so my granddad is a holocaust survivor
that bit where Dan is talking about his bar mitzvah and then arin says that was equal to him dancing in joey fatone absolutely killed me
Must be something about Zelda games that brings out Dan's inner Jew.
Don’t forget mario
Don't forget Pokemon too.😊👍
How could I forget 👌😂
All those Rupees.
With that one swastika map in retro Zelda, how couldn't it?
*You used my Judaism against me!* will always be a favorite
The best thing was when they played Jackbox Party Pack's minigame Trivia Murder Party, one of the questions was about who's one of the apostles from the Bible, so Arin was on "I don't know, isn't it Judas? I mean he was the traitor but wasn't he an apostle?" So Dan replied "Why are you asking me? I'm Jewish!"
@@Chillwave6 love that part! Can relate
Time stamp?
Dan's song at 10:38 translates to "Thus said the Lord of hosts (Tzava'ot also means armies but people agree it probably means like an army of angels so they translate it as hosts)" in case anyone wanted to know
@Haley Halcyon - Gaming Channel I thought He was the god of wine and theater. That's strange.
@Haley Halcyon - Gaming Channel I don't know about God being from a polytheistic religion, I mean probably, but he was definitely a war God from the beginning. One of the (we think) oldest passages in the Torah is in Exodus, where the Israelites sing as they crossed the red sea about God's fiery rage drowning and crushing all of their enemies. They fought a LOT of wars, as people did in those times, so of course God was leading them to and through battle
"I want a temple girl who go to temple and read her toraaahh"
Dan is a really good storyteller, hearing him talk about practicing and then performing for his Bar Mitzvah in front of his family was a great story.
PS when you're high you can't always tell if something is genuinely good or if it's just because you're really high.
BLxk Slug I feel this lmao
Hahaha yes and it’s like “is anybody else seeing this?!” but you don’t wanna point it out unless it is just that you are stoned
I've never smoked the weedle but I totally agree he's a v good storyteller
But at the same time if something is awesome because you're high it doesn't make it any less awesome, once I was stoned on the fourth of July I watched fireworks on my roof. Most beautiful sunset of my life and I'll never forget it
@@theoledicktwist6247 That was... that was beautiful man.
Maybe it's because I'm stone but...
Doesn't make it less beautiful.
0:29
*ungodly retching noises* BAGELS!
That part really got me xD
That's my favorite one 😂
I'm Jewish. This was my favorite one.
Same
I normally just lurk around, but I'm breaking the silence to say: please, please Danny, make a full recording of that lullaby.
He definitely needs to do a lullaby album. As a parent I would 100% buy them
You mean numi numi? - in Hebrew its נומי נומי
“Dogs aren’t Jewish” and “What if my dog was Jewish? Wouldn’t that be awesome?” I love these guys
Ladies, if your man:
- has big curly hair
- is tall as fuck
- is older than he looks
- has the voice of an angel
- can talk all day about his Jewish stories
Then that’s not your man, that’s Dan Avidan.
Not saying that’s a bad thing, just letting you know.
Leigh means clearing or a meadow.
@Lewis Heald it's great that me spitting out random information for no reason has reminded you of something beautiful.
That's beautiful
So, translated, dans name is:
Meadow danial, son of Avi
@@TheCorrodedMan To add to that,
Leigh "Delicate; Weary; Meadow or Pasture"
Daniel "God is my Judge"
Avidan "God is Just; Father"
Darn, it's missing Dan's annual tradition of eating Chinese buffet on Christmas with his dad.
Just as Jesus would've wanted.
Literally every New York metro Jew does this lol. We have a secret alliance with the Chinese
@@sean668 literally every jew outside of New York does this as well. The secret alliance runs deep.
Bro my family does the same thing lol (we're jewish too)
It's totally a Jewish tradition.
4:55 "What if you went to hell and you were alive?"
Clearly Arin has never read Dante's Inferno.
Or played any of the Doom games. Despite having that book about making Doom levels which he total wrote overnight.
Nor worked for Randy Pitchford.
Nor woke up at 4 AM with flaming shits from Taco Bell
Nor seen the Super Mario Super Show
aww lil Danny making his Israeli grandpa super proud had me crying ;u;
it's actually a really crazy story considering Dan's granddad nearly died in the Holocaust
Can you imagine how the crowd must have felt when this American boy sings his passage for his Bar Mitzvah and it's the beautiful voice of Dan Avidan?
" *RAWRRAUGHRAH* _Bagels!_ "
Always gets me xD
31:38 is honestly mesmerizing. Not just bc its Dan, but the language itself is fascinating to me
I love the "Yup. It worked." look on Dan's face shortly afterward 😆
Lady Avidan, amazing drag name. there's a power hour for you guys. Also, my first crush on a classmate was a Jewish kid named Mickey. I still use blue and silver tinsel on my tree for Christmas, we did that so he could pretend it was a Hanukkah tree when he visited.
Bruh, that's hella cute
Ah it's so cute
That's so sweet!
I always found it funny Dan's dad's only contribution to naming him was to swap it from Daniel Leigh to Leigh Daniel and then everyone (including him) calls his Dan.
Arin: "This is cool! And I shed a tear cause I didnt love myself"
I felt that deeply
Oof
Kindergarten:this is the alphabet, the colours, weather and now you can play with blocks for the rest of the day.
I feel like kinder could def squeeze in some self love songs
18:25 Best moment. "That's very offensive, go fuck yourself" gets me everytime
Im jewish, I can relate. When it get humid out, my jewfro comes out in full motion.
I imagine it must've been really bad hair times for the Jewish refugees during WWII when they escaped to the Philippines. But strangely enough, some Filipinos are in the same boat as the Jewish, some of us go our whole lives never knowing what a good hair day is.
_The rumor come out: did can’t Danny doeses Christian Christmas season?_
Ayyy I get the reference
Throwback to the bruno mars is gay? I love it.
Milly Lessin! I recently read about Christian Christmas Season
“Jews don’t believe in hell. Super relaxing!” As a Christian, yeah I’d say so XD
Well, isn't it rather bad to just be good because of fear of not going to heaven instead of doing good for the sake of being good?
@@thekuuderedude1737 I mean in Christianity you typically don't even have to be good, you just have to accept jesus as your lord and savor. However yes it is bad that the only/biggest reason you are being good is because you don't want to be punished, whether that being the ultimate punishment of burning in hell for all of eternity, or going to jail.
@@thekuuderedude1737 well if people dont believe in hell then the only option would be heaven no? Then what's the point in what we do? If no matter what, we go to heaven. Why do good?
@@The_Dragon_Tiamat as a christian, the reason we do good isnt out of fear because if we can get to heaven or avoid going to hell by our actions, then jesus's death on the cross was in vain.
We do good out of obedience of God just like basically everyone does good out of obedience to their parents or their moral values
@@AnInterestingStory First off I never said all christians do this yet it seems you are assuming that I'm making that claim. Second if there is only a heaven that does not mean that everyone goes to it, what if you get reborn or you stop existing at all yet there is still a heaven. What you did there is called a black and white fallacy, where you present that these are the only two options when they clearly are not, and while yes what you said isn't exactly a black and white fallacy it is a variation on it.
Not only that but as a former christian I know that there are many different subsects of christianity and if your in one that believes you go to heaven if your good then more power to you, but trust me when I say there are a lot of christian subsects where all you have to do to go to heaven is believe in jesus. I am at no point saying that every christian subsect thinks this nor am I saying that christians are bad people if there only being good so they don't get punished. I am saying that if a person is only being good so they do not get punished, whether that being a kid getting grounded or a person burning in hell for all of eternity, is a bad moral framework.
If you want to contribute something to this conversation then please think things threw before you send something. Almost anytime I am about to send something I go over and fix any spelling mistakes I may make, or fix my improper grammar. I also try my best to not say something before doing a simple google search, unless I know what I'm talking about, just to make sure I'm not making an ass out of myself.
The way Arin says “bagels” fucking kills me every time.
19:10 Woah, that is super relaxing. My head Actually dipped after I heard it.
The name of that song in Hebrew is נומי נומי
Fun fact: Numi numi is actually a lullaby for girls
@@unsettling_bread5169 I mean most lullabies are aimed towards girls which is stupid
31:38 I don’t know why maybe it’s because I’ve never heard anyone speak Hebrew before but this is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard.
It's very impressive and melodic
OH MY GOD THEY INCLUDED "ONCE YOU GO JEWISH"! THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOMENTS OF ALL TIME AND ITS SUPER UNDERRATED
“That’s kinda how I felt when I danced in front of Joey Fatone” 😂😂😂😂😂
I bet you in the future Dan is going to star in multiple musicals. He has a beautiful voice.
Kala Co I bet you he won’t. You know he’s already like 40, right?
@@trueneutral1694
Tbh, there’s tons of musicals with roles for men over 40.
I just love the video description “BFF for life”
*Best Friends Forever for life*
That’s adorable
Danny saying that Jews are a cesspool of genetic disasters was felt on spiritual level for me... Ashkenazi Jew family means we all have Ehlers-Danlos xD
Brooooo same 😭😭😭
😭😭😭yea
I read an article that says ashkenazis come from a gene pool of only 200 ppl
Whenever Dan talks about his faith and culture, I’m immediately engrossed. Like I’m a kid listening to this wise old shaman.
*Rabbi lmao
Arin's deadly comedic timing in full effect with his Joey Fatone line. That had me dying.
“Shifty-eyed heb” honestly made me choke
I had to look up the article. It's so hilarious
Time stamp?
@@quinnciqwothers1975 19:31 is the start of the whole clip... im late but suffer...
@@XanBcoo my initial reply didnt @ you so heres my @... 19:31
Despite his unable to be properly conditioned Jewish hair, Dan probably got Leigh-ed so much more when he started primarily going by his middle name of Dan instead of his actual first name of Leigh.
This is how people should learn about other cultures.
Love hearing Dan being caught off guard by Arin’s joke
Okay but at 5:33 when talking about how Avi has to translate everything since he thinks in Hebrew, that shit is so true. My aunt is from Venezuela and told me about having to do that when I was young. She’s been in the country for 40 years now so it’s not nearly as bad as it used to be but its still crazy to think about
I would pay good money for a full version of Dan singing that Jewish lullaby
In Hebrew its called נומי נומי
Tell Danny to black hair care products. Those are really moisturizing
Taylor Cypcar totally, I have like crazy thirsty Jew hair too but too much oil makes it awful. I started using shampoo & conditioner for chemically treated hair, even though I don’t dye my hair, because it’s meant for super thirsty hair. It works really great. But if I’m going to style my hair it’s usually with POC styling products. 👍
Oh yeah for sure. There are some super hair products.
Shea moisture ftw
I started using organic shampoo and conditioner (and other products that don't have certain ingredients thanks to arin's hair care advice he gave while they were touring) and my hair is better then ever.
or salon grade maybe? 🤔
Arin: " They're gonna put me on a fuckin' . . . . wooden T! "
Me, a Catholic: *hysterical laughter*
Racist bassist: “Man I really hope this account doesn’t
Jew me out of my money” plays The bass
Its not like I have money anyways...
Tss ts ts Tss ts ts Tss ts ts 🥁
Bewe Issor 😂🤣 that is a joke right
@@parkersandahl3949 It's the bummer drummer, duderino
“It’s kinda sad since he wife left me!”
*hihat noises*
- bummer drummer
"The beastly jewdaism that lies within." Thats a great term i will use someday
I legit searched up "Danny Avidan Jewish Stories" and this popped up! What great timing :)
I've never bought any of these guys' albums but I might actually make an exception for an album of Danny singing traditional Hebrew lullabies and such. Even these few seconds of him singing a couple of words in the language sound so hauntingly beautiful.
The mental image of Avi singing the "Numa numa" song to a young Dan trying to make him go to bed will never cease to make me smile
I love how Avi sang that to you because "Numi Numi yaldati" (or "נומי נומי ילדתי") is "doze doze my girl (child)"
I guess that he knew that Dan didn't had no idea so he could get away with it XD
Is it weird that I forgot "doze" was a word in English and read it as a Japanese word at first? 😆
There's something so oddly calming, hearing the guys talk about their lives and childhood memories and such. Anyone else feel like this?
Also the "BAGELS!" part with Dan's hair jus sent me, lolol
I’d pay for a college seminar on Judaism led by Danny
"when I grow up I'm gonna be a dinosaur!" Dan foreshadows egoraptor moniker. Funny joke.
“This got heavier than I meant it to, but-“
me: *tears in my eyes* no Dan, keep going, i am HERE for it *single tear*
Dan is the reason I'm doing research on Judaism, and I'm learning a lot of interesting things
Shalom, fellow lovelies.
Shalom!? Why?! Where are you going?! Come back!
@@imveryangryitsnotbutter Peace.
No u
הי.
היי או שלום - מה שבא לך
this warms my Jewish heart
"420 doesn't mean anything to you!" XD
4:20 So who else is going to Dan's dog's -bar mitzvah- bark muttzvah?
One time I told my friends "hey you!"
She thought I said "Hey JEW!"
I think everyone can relate when Bruno Mars said dancing juice and people thought he was saying dancing Jews for whatever reason.
Hey Jew
Don’t make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
I had a friend at work call me by my last name, and the manager thought he said "slave" and considering I'm half black, it was kinda awkward.
Is she actually a jew?
* Goddess of Arcana * does Bruno Mars is gay though?
Eeehhhh Dan! Dancing the Hava Nagila with you is totally on my bucket list!
Arin: EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY
Subtitles: *[Laughter]*
EEEEYYYYYY!!!!! 1 like time to celebrate xD
Don't tell your grandmother I'm pushing sharks!
... hey grandma he is pushing sharks
Grandma: que?
Oh right you speak spanish...
_It's a Meeexican-Jewwiiish cultural festivalll_
If your grandmother catches wind of my shark pushing, that'll be divorce number three for sure!
"Hey, a copy of the Torah"
*Goes to open it*
"Dude, no! That's an Elder Scroll!"
*guy opens it and goes insane*
24:52 "they're completely defenseless"
sounds like we got ourselves a city slicker
Dan: "The 1800s were not kind."
The 1900s: "Hold my lager"
Danny is such a good boy. But maybe he could call his parents a little more, huh?
“Jews don’t believe in hell, and it’s super relaxing” - Leigh “Daniel” Avidan
I love whenever Dan talks about his dad, it’s the most wholesome thing in the world :)
I worked to a Jewish camp this summer, and when Dan said the prayer it came back to me and now I’m singing the song version that we sang at every meal in my head 😂
I love that shifty-eyed hebe!
I just read that article again and was in stitches! 2013 was a better time
Thank you for sharing my people's story😙 תודה רבה
Back in 2015 when I moved schools for my last year of Highschool I lied and told everyone I was Jewish then told them Dan's stories cause nobody knew me and there was nobody I thought was cooler than Dan at the time.
Alien Madness That’s really sweet aww!!
How many people believed you? Lmao
@@Morning_Starr Nobody had a reason to not believe me
Alien Madness lol fair enough, I was just thinking if there were any game grumps fans who caught on and recognized the stories 😂
@@Morning_Starr I'm almost positive there were Grumps fans there but those stories legit got me to hanging around the popular people (who didn't watch it lucky for me)
16:16 I love watching this at work, and then a customer walks in and hears this
*Don't you want a man who's tall, who's name is Dan? And hes jewish!*
*Brian’s a ninja, Danny a hot Jew*
"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a dinosaur!"
LEGIT what I thought when I was 5. 😂
That's how I became a stoner I just fell into a doink and was like I guess this is my life now
Edit: I almost cried when Dan did his Hebrew speech and said his grandad was proud ❤️
We need a Danny Jew Stories podcast in Spoofy
Dan and Arin always make me happy when I’m feeling down. You give my life so much joy! Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
This made me realize that I am really not sure if I have ever spoken to a Jewish person.
Well you wrote to one now
I like how the very first clip Arin brings up bagels, but when Dan brings it up in another series (Mario Party with Supermega, I think?) Arin is surprised to find out that bagels are connected to Judaism. ⚆ _ ⚆
Bewilde I was thinking that too and they talked about bagels at length later on so 🤷🏻♀️
Arin forgets so many things
@@The_Worst_Warlock in the street fighter video, Dan referenced a joke arin made during the toilet princess walkthough, and Arin doesn't remember at all
~Demon noises~ *_-bagels!_*
is one of my favourite grump nuggets, but its not one that often comes to mind when thinking of great grump moments, so that was a nice little surprise that made me grin
Barkmitzvah just absolutely slayed me.
I need a separate clip of the clip at 21:55. This moment lives in my head rent free and I love it so much
I love hearing about it, Dan!! XD I literally didn't even know stereotypes about Jewish people, let alone ACTUAL KNOWLEDGE!! I LOVE knowledge!!!
Imagine a man who wanted no Dan in the world...
Now imagine that man had the stupidest mustache you've ever seen...
In every one of these compilations, I can’t believe they got a beedrill past level 30.
I would either pay Danny cash money to make a recording of him doing his Bar Mitzvah song, or start a crowd funding thing to convince him, because I'm poor and I doubt $30 Canadian would do it.
Please make this a thing. He sang 1.5 verses, and I want to hear his voice doing it, because all the YT vids I looked up are... not good. And Danny did that one and a half verses more beautifully than the 3 videos I watched of the whole thing combined.
At 8:13 Arin tries to get a hidden 1up as if he is playing 1-1. The dimensions of this part of the stage are almost exactly the same, including the bush.
How very interesting.
"WheN i GrOW Up i'M GoNNA bE A DInosAUR!!"
11:37 Amazing story, Dan. You do know how to tell a story with purpose, and I've learned and felt something today. Thank you.
Boys becoming men, men becoming wolf's
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