Some facts of Zlatan Ibrahimovic: 1 - when he was 10ys, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house. 2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents. 3 - one day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything. Arsenal - when Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared. 5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest. 6- the father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior. 7 - one day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police. 8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born. 9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong. 10 - when Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan. 11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive. 12 - it is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan. 13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan. 14 - one day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday. 15 - one day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.
Zlatan was that rarity in modern football, a man with a strong character, not scared of anything the media throw in his way. Lets face it, most footballers are quite immature, and sorely lack in the Character department. They are scared to express their thoughts, often rightly so, as they have very little understanding and insight of life outside of football. But not Zlatan, he is much more worldly and can communicate on most topics, a rarity that the game sorely needs. And he is a Great footballer to Boot!
That girl from the Vitamin prank was a boss, i mean, if Ibrah doesnt intimidates u, nobody will. For a short time ive thought he would have problems with teammates with his superior attitude and absurd hunger in games, but hes such a clown and so damn friendly. Yes, nobody is perfect... but hes without a doubt the perfect Zlatan. The greatest character in football by far and one of the best ive watched playing. A beast, a lion, a King a forever Legend. The sky is the limit never made more sense.
Zlatan once missed 3 months of school.
Now people call it Summer Break.
,
😂😂😂
no, its zlatan break
hahahahahaha
I missed all years of shool, but thats why i work in construction now
Now 6
When zlatan comes into your car, you are the passenger.
Camila Cabello maybe you are bro.
you are the car
Nah, you r a taxi driver 🚖
When Zlatan comes in your car it's a submarine.
Fiat 500 hahaha
Zlatan doesn't celebrate his birthday, the birthday celebrates zlatan
🤣👊🏻
And he says you are welcome
When zlatan comes to your house he gives you the wifi password
You give him your WiFi password
@@skipperofschool8325 wooooosh!
You are the guest
Jajaja
Its his house now
football needs more characters like zlatan. plays tough like the sport should be played.
Yes like shoalin soccer
And he is funy
All of his teammates love him. look at the sweden clip, he is not arrogant, he is confident
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Zlatan
Lmfao xD
Hahahahahahahahahha
DavieSparkles 22 😆😆😆😆
Classic 😉
How can you not love Zlatan?!
One of the biggest characters in football ever, if not the biggest. Brilliant.
Some facts of Zlatan Ibrahimovic:
1 - when he was 10ys, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.
2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.
3 - one day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
Arsenal - when Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.
6- the father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
7 - one day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.
8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.
9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
10 - when Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan.
11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.
12 - it is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.
13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.
14 - one day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
15 - one day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.
ROTFL.
Upvote for the Arsenal reference
Sounds like Chuck Norris...
11 is concerning.
Arsenal lmfao
What an amazing character and personality
If have 1% of zlatan personality i would have conquered my school
"What super powers would you like to possess?"
"I allready have them"....thats the Zlatan we love man
Zlatan isn't afraid of dark, the dark is afraid of Zlatan
"I ... I...I am socially.. skilled" ... , Zlatan ... C'monBruh
I like when Zlatan is making a joke and everybody around him is shocked!!! Amazing :))
That’s the class clown in him coming back even if he’s older 😂
When zlatan commits a foul to u, u say sorry 2 Zlatan
Zlatan was that rarity in modern football, a man with a strong character, not scared of anything the media throw in his way. Lets face it, most footballers are quite immature, and sorely lack in the Character department. They are scared to express their thoughts, often rightly so, as they have very little understanding and insight of life outside of football. But not Zlatan, he is much more worldly and can communicate on most topics, a rarity that the game sorely needs. And he is a Great footballer to Boot!
What a guy! Most probably last real character in football. Young players got PR guys. Zlat is PR guy and player in one body.
That dude over Zlatan’s right shoulder was feeling the luvs. “I got to play with Zlatan and set up some of his goals!”
Never fold Zlatan
Zlatan doesn't joins the team the team joins Zlatan :)
Zlatan is not funny funny is Zlatan
Lucy Granger W
Lucy Granger zlatan didnt lose his virginity virginity lost zlatan
awv mirage loooool
When Zlatan pulled out. Jesus was born
I agree
When Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest. *rotfl*
That girl from the Vitamin prank was a boss, i mean, if Ibrah doesnt intimidates u, nobody will.
For a short time ive thought he would have problems with teammates with his superior attitude and absurd hunger in games, but hes such a clown and so damn friendly. Yes, nobody is perfect... but hes without a doubt the perfect Zlatan. The greatest character in football by far and one of the best ive watched playing. A beast, a lion, a King a forever Legend. The sky is the limit never made more sense.
I love this man ...the attitude...all
"when zlatan comes to your house you are the guest" LOL
The vitamin guy was the best. lol
Amaan Sayed that drink is soo fucking good
"No, Zlatan folds for no one!" That killed me x'D
When Zatlan left his house to be a football player, he went to his dad and said: now you are the man of the house while im away.
3:17 i dont know suarez be a psg fans
@Uki Bulka 😂
'My wife's apple cake' 😂
Died at that 😂😂😂
Hahahah :D
He is very scared of his wife 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@thanos7770 she's ugly too. Τοο plastic ..
Zlatan doesn't speak French. France speak Zlatan.
It seemed like that at the end of the video.
:)
Zlatan is the best!
the best is zlatan
Is the zlatan best
Warrior and born leader.His dry sence of humour wins the watch.
During an emergency, 'time' asks "how much Zlatan do I have?"
I admire this man so much!
i love that guy!
When Veratti cries a river behind Ibra during his speeche at Parc de princes, u know how big rolemodel he is.. beautiful moment ☆
2:14 he literally saved Pastore from a red card
yeah that's right ahaha
Ibra-cadabra😂
Divine Sins Of Who I Am yee we call him that in sweden :)
Joschua Bluhm nej det gör vi inte
@@WhispaSZN bruh
Dark_Whispa stoopid
Reply if ur a BOOMER stfu boomer
He’s got a great smile ❤
All around - Such a great man in football history ever live.
2023 the best of the best, good retirement legend ❤🐐
There are no Zlatan funny moments
There is only Zlatan SAVAGE moments!
His kind of voice fits for a role of a head of mafia. He can easily act the role of mafia in movies.
He speaks swedish french italian and English fluently. Nice and wise player
And bosnian,and croatian since his mother is a croat and father bosnian
Imagine if Zlatan still played as the first option striker at PSG today, what a trio it would´ve been with Mbappe and Neymar.
my Favourite everything ever ...i love him
i love Zlatan ....he is only scared of Zlatan ....no one else😂😂
That's a legend right there 😂
Absolutely already a Legend!!!
Legend has it that the alphabet Z was invented when Zlatan was born...🤣🤣😂
Hmm what?
Indeed he is one of a kind 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
1:20 Zlatan and his minions =)
3:39 they even sound like em XD
Queria que ele viesse aqui no Brasil,eu nunca vi um jogador tão bom e engraçado.
I cried on the last clip
When Zlatan Drives, Everyone Moves Out The Way As If An Ambulance Is Coming.
2:14 damn!
Per me è stato ed è tutt'ora il più grande di tutti i tempi.
When graham bell invented the telephone, he already had 2 missed calls from Zlatan.
Let's enjoy this great man whole he's still here
#zlatan is a legend
I'm sure
he got some style that why i like him
Starting lineup for Sweden
Zlatan
Wtf
When he said 'remain in my heart' I died hahaha
When zlatan goes to an interview, he’s the one asking the questions
1:42 is pure gold XD XD
i LOVE the girl Nicole that gets interviewed.. she speakes swedish with a finnish accent :) so nice to hear !!!
6:17 zlatan dont fold for anyone looll hahahaha
usualy underneat that tough guy persona there is a golden heart. Many people dont understand this. They judge people on the surface.
legend 😂😂💖
When ...Zlatan comes 2 ur house ur the Guest ....😂😂
Zlatan went too far with the bike guy
It was a Comedy Show
I died when I actually saw the guy on the bike 😂
@@gdavies4 i play football you ride the bike.... made my day
It’s a real shame, Jesus will punish him for his sins. *SIGH!*
@@dopem0n Zlatan will punish Jesus for his own sins.
He is also quite loved by a lot of players. My kind a guy
When Zlatan looks in the mirror nothing appears because there can't be a second Zlatan.
2:11
Tv crew: "What superpowers would you like to posses"??
ZALTAN: I already have them..
Tv crew's brain: pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Just how prince is THE prince in music..zlatan is THE zlatan in football.
Yes this is Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
living legend
He: what superpower you want to possess?
Zlatan: I alreay have them 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️
Stutters every sentence, can barely say a word.
“I am very socially skilled”
I play football. You ride a bike.
AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA FUCKING LOVE THIS MAN
When Zlatan is at your home, you are the guest 😂
Zlatan: Who is your favourite football player
Also Zlatan: "A killer's look like saying choose me or I will..."
😂
Zlatan ist der goldene König das Fußballs
Zlatan isn’t Arrogant, Arrogant is Zlatan.
Haha i love this man
Zlatan is not cocky. He’s Zlatan
Zlatan is for ever the best player ever i love his playing so mutch he is the King of King,s for ever.!!!
When Zlatan was born, we call that big bang ☄
*when Zlatan was conceived 😂
You cannot control Ibra
Zlatan doesn't need nutrients , the nutrients needs A - Zlatan
Zlatan doesn't need vitamins,vitamins need Zlatan.
Zlatan is not crazy, crazy is Zlatan
THE ONE AND ONLY!!! !!!!
Zlatan don't follow rules 😤😤
Rules follow Zaltan 😂😂
BIG ZLATAN MINHA INSPIRAÇAO
sein französisch.. beste hahaha.. einfach italienische Wörter mit Akzent 😂😂😂
The Vitamin well, did it for me , some of the funiest thing i ever saw
Zlatan doesn't play football ,football plays zlatan