Rexy: pink boy will give up without a fight venom[tom hardy]: we will win theriznosaurus: he will pay for what he did to our friend yangchuanosaurus: he will pay for his life as them [point at the diamonds] suchomimus: if he miss with one of us he miss with all of us allice[Spinosaurus]: he will pay for killing my brother
1:31 i was thinking that spinel is going to be abandoned there. Abandoned again but in a place full of things of pink. The worst place where be for Spinel.
Everyone blaming themselves for how much they screwed up with Steven through the whole series: We'RE hORrIbBLe!!!! Steven, who is currently a monster that hates everything and everyone, especially himself for making people feel sad about his problems even if they should: BRUH.
Rachel (oc): *sEe'S* well this is going to be a great night for us😐 Charlotte (oc): Yay, I'm with my wonderful girl and her wonderful sisters, and the gems, and are main man got a bottle of- oh no I know what you mean😀😯
*someone attacks* Steven: DON'T TOUCH MY GIRLFRIEND!! Connie: DON'T TOUCH MY BEST FRIEND!! That someone: **sob** I'm sorry for you bro! **sob** Steven and that someone: **start crying** Connie: ..........
Rachel (oc): *making coffee*😐 Charlotte (other oc): Why are you making coffee?😕 Rachel: Because it's going to be a long night😒 Charlotte: Wait, you staying here?😕 Rachel: Just for a few hours, if not the night. You welcome to stay but you'll be here for a while 😐☕
1:11 YES!!! YES!! Finally somebody said it “They’re all terrible people” because there gems stupid,dumb,idiot,brainless gems and there bad at anything!!😭🤣😂😄❤️👏🏻👏🏻👍
Smol Steven: **sniff** d-does it ever get better? Big Steven: wellll....... if shattering one of your friends and turning into a large monster is better then uh... things will be fantastic!
Pearl: HEY STEVEN YOU HEATHEN STOP THAT YOU DRUNK BASTAR- Amethyst: *recording* Garnet: Amethyst... Amethyst: I WAS NOT DOING ANYTHING Garnet: ...show it to Steven when he isn't drunk anymore and also show it to Pearl
Oh that last one I know how it feels I'm pretty much a Direct copy of my dad and one time I asked him if life will get any better he did the same thing
Pearl: Steven you're drunk! Steven: I am not fucking drunk! Pearl: yes you are! Steven: no I'm not! Pearl: well, tell the time. Steven: *turns to cookie cat alarm clock* I am not fucking drunk!
Pearl: steven? Are you drunk again? Steven: nooo Pearl: *points to clock* can you tell the time? Steven: yeah fine whatever... it's one o' fuq my mom o' clock
Steven:gets drunk *
Everyone:👁️👄👁️ interesting
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Steven Is a good Kid, he will never di such a thing.
Steven: has a black shirt
All SU fans and more: *E M O*
Lworfiyytuifdaiiqiwia!!!!l!!!!
Omg spinel ur my fav gem-
I love uuuu
Is as dark as Steven Universe's future.
easy edge lord
Connie:let's strangle Steven with love
Me:you mean hug not strangle right?
Connie:ya that's exactly what I mean
Rexy: pink boy will give up without a fight venom[tom hardy]: we will win theriznosaurus: he will pay for what he did to our friend yangchuanosaurus: he will pay for his life as them [point at the diamonds] suchomimus: if he miss with one of us he miss with all of us allice[Spinosaurus]: he will pay for killing my brother
All of these comic dubs just make me glad Steven got an actual therapist at the end of Future...because he really did need one.
so true-
@Jade Cavolo Sorry. 😅 I should be more careful...
@Jade Cavolo that's not a spoiler because it never happened
Wait, he did?? I don't remember that?
@@crimstar4026 because it never happened smh
Little Steven: “D-Does it ever get better??”
Big Steven: *can’t answer cuz he KNOWS it won’t*
My heart: *shatters as hard as Jasper did*
Does that mean your heart will be repaired?
KiwiQueen 13 *[and I oop]*
Big Steven looks at little Steven
Big Steven:NO...... but it does it worse
*i hate you for that last line*
@@MaxstenLC [another me :
I NEED MORE DRUNK STEVEN SWEARING AT THE PIC OF HIS MOM!!!
He turned into Rick
@@tillyfoxes8778 iM pIcKlE sTeVen
@@Mddsnll funneyist shoot iv ever seen
*IM PICKLE STEVENNNNNN*
Ikr
1:31 i was thinking that spinel is going to be abandoned there. Abandoned again but in a place full of things of pink. The worst place where be for Spinel.
Also...
She ded
I love how the two people who were trapped for thousands of years (Lapis and Bismuth) are looking at Steven with disappointment.
why do i feel like strangling pink diamond right here and right now?
She also can't breath
Everyone blaming themselves for how much they screwed up with Steven through the whole series: We'RE hORrIbBLe!!!!
Steven, who is currently a monster that hates everything and everyone, especially himself for making people feel sad about his problems even if they should: BRUH.
man if only the suf finale wasn’t rushed
Steven at 21: Hmm...
Alcohol:Heyy there buddy
Steven:Problem sloved
Rachel (oc): *sEe'S* well this is going to be a great night for us😐
Charlotte (oc): Yay, I'm with my wonderful girl and her wonderful sisters, and the gems, and are main man got a bottle of- oh no I know what you mean😀😯
Stevens underaged drinking
Spinel:I'M SORRY I TRIED TO COMMIT GENOCIDE!
Sans:So you have chosen a bad time
YES
Steven:Am I? Cause I have a jacket
*someone attacks*
Steven: DON'T TOUCH MY GIRLFRIEND!!
Connie: DON'T TOUCH MY BEST FRIEND!!
That someone: **sob** I'm sorry for you bro! **sob**
Steven and that someone: **start crying**
Connie: ..........
The Ultimate Move *FRIEND - ZONED*
@@introvertedpersona8755 that's what I think of connie a pretty girl but born to friend zone
Are you kidding they fused for crying out loud that’s like being “together” for gems
@@wgs5643 Steg, Sunstone, Smoky quartz, Rainbow 2.0, and Obsidian are disgusting if that's true.
Fair point but it seems more since their both kinda human
2:15 you like Krabby patties don't you Squidward?😏
Um......dude you know that it's from SpongeBob SquarePants right?
@Venice Arthea Bagay oh ok
@@Muchirofruiti you're rather dumb aren't you?
Garnet: you need some water.
Steven: I'm PERFECTLY fine.
Pearl: you were swearing at a photo frame of you mother.
Rachel (oc): *making coffee*😐
Charlotte (other oc): Why are you making coffee?😕
Rachel: Because it's going to be a long night😒
Charlotte: Wait, you staying here?😕
Rachel: Just for a few hours, if not the night. You welcome to stay but you'll be here for a while 😐☕
@@opiesgirl1928 venom[tom hardy]: guys what going on
@@vickimaughan5344 Amy (my oc): no idea
@@AmyEddsworld204 venom[tom hardy]: who ever say those thing their died
*[Lmao emo Steven*
*what's an emo]*
Peridot what are you doing here.
An emo is an emo
Someone who mops around an wears black
Well it is a you know
😐
👉 👈
A you know!
Peridot you are ever where
The animator: how depressed do you want to make Steven by making the gems blind and idiotic for a good few episodes?
Rebecca sugar: yes
Little Steven: Does it ever get better?
Me: No. It doesn't.
Well it sorta does-
(drunkenly) Steven: "Of course I can help yoouuu" is the embodiment of exactly what he would say
Drunk steven makes him look like he needs 2 therapists
I feel like a psycho but...
I have 2 therapists
Tbh i just ask then the same shit and see how different they respond
wait 2 THERAPISTS?!, jesus stven is messed up man
Spinel: I TRIED TO COMMIT GENOCIDE WAAAAAA
Me: Dont you mean GEMocide
ÖH ɎÖÚ L̆†LÈ §H̆
@@movedacocunts8612 MWHAHAHA
😂😂😂😂
How many times did you laugh while saying “I’m a communist and very racist” ?
I love how the Crewniverse makes it obvious that Steven and Connie are dating but every episode they say "friends"
ah yes ,*Dating 101* :)
Steven at 3: this is a child he is 3 and an alcoholic
stevens sixteen hes not legally allowed to drinken
does it ever get better?
HAH NOPE!
CrispØChip I mean can you blame him. Is life is the pinnacle of hell
He's 17
He can turn 21 if he want too
True
2:22 that was an aggressive burp 💀
me when i give my parents my tiktok: this is a dissaster
potato jemo and thats actually true for a fact
@@niffuM4205 WHAT DID I DO TO YOU! NOTHING
2:52 Steven is to drunk to put into words. But this is home letting out his feelings
- me not watching steven universe anymore -
wHaTs ThIs FaNdOm?
1:59 it's like the episode from SpongeBob when squidward pretends not to like Krabby patties
2:45 1 reason why you should not give steven beer-
3:18
Also Connie: *goes to a far away college*
0:10
Steven : it's not a phase garnet!
I love that Steven just flips off all imagery of his mom. That is amazing.
When Future Steven Tries To Help His Past Self...*heart warming* 😭👋🏻
1:19 *says the one who somewhat refuse to Steven's proposal*
Omg, Steven drinking alcohol got me: 🤣🤣🤣
Ruby's face 😂 0:44
Edit: white diamonds face as well😂
Ruby's on gem shard dust
2:18 is the funniest Comic 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
And the comic made me laugh so Hard and i started choking 🤣
Ikr
And that kids is why you don't drink the fancy apple juice until your 21🤣
Thats why you dont drink fancy apple juice made my sister laugh
And thats steven after the ep "The Future"
White Diamond saying “I’m a communist and VERY racist” is absolutely hilarious
Spinel and Lars swearing
*This is an avengers lever threat*
Steven: Does it ever get better?
Steven: yes but actually no
Steven swearing at his mom a picture:
rose: Grabs the chancla
Rachel (oc): *pecacho meme face*
Lol if only
Connie: You’re all terrible people! I’m the only normal one here! Now let’s go aggressively strangle Steven with love!
WHIT! (2:36) WHAT IS STEVEN DOING *DRUNK*?! HE'S 16!!*16!!*
Maybe he is 18 at that point
Me (an eastern european): First time?
2:55 I just realized that Steven did the finger at a portrait
Me: *laughing nonstop from that*
PLEASE THIS COMIC BASICALLY CHANGED HOW I SEE HIM..
Now I need therapy
3:39 sorry but no it doesn’t Trust me from personal experience you may feel fine but never as you never are
Nobody
My thoughts as i open the video: GrEG SoUNdS LIkE YoDA TrYiNG to bE GReg!!!!
0:31 I am my monster but I want to die
Did u purposely make it how blue is crying the least (aside from Connie and lion)
2:12 full spongebob meme activate
1:21 i WAS CRACKING UP 🤣🤣
When Steven got drunk I was like “MY CHILDHOOD NOOOOOO”
"Does it get better?"
Me: It does, Little Steven. But it takes a strong will and great patience.
And aggressive love strangling
1:10 *Connie you broke Steven's heart your not the only normal person there nobody is-*
I tried to commit genocide
Sans: DO MY NON EXISTENT EARS DECIVE ME?
THAT BURB WHEN HE WAS DRUNK 💀 2:21
IM THE ONLY NORMAL PERSON HERE SO LETS STRANGLE STEVEN WITH LOVE
y e s
Steven are you ok?
No :')
Steven: yepppppppppppppppppppppppp
"You’re my best friend!”
Friendzo-
"And I more than like you too."
0:31
Jasper: *Sipping on some tea* Heh, I'm so glad I wasn't part of that mess.
Steven when he’s drunk is me when I have sugar at night
2:20 steven!!!!!!!! You have 17 years old!!!!!!!
“Im Emo now”
Universe,steven 2020
Steven: gets drunk and swears at rose
Rose ourtz: casually palms knife
Getting closer and closer to 100K bro 👀
when spinel said "who da fuk are yOu?!" (1:47) IT SENT ME- 💀😂
*I'm EmO nOw*
Grag: ..... ok ;-;
@@po_slandytubbies9123 XDD
ok *ZOOMER*
1:11 YES!!! YES!! Finally somebody said it “They’re all terrible people” because there gems stupid,dumb,idiot,brainless gems and there bad at anything!!😭🤣😂😄❤️👏🏻👏🏻👍
Josh Creator GALAXY *i can’t tell if this is sarcasm*
@@soda_pop9446no,Sorry this isn't sarcasm this is happiness and excitement.
Connie:I'M THE ONLY ONE NORMAL HERE
Also her:*making steven depressed and making him a monster faster*
The voices who acted spinel,steven and pearl are the best!!!
PLS THE CURSING MAKES IT 100 PERCENT BETTER
2:00 I love Spongebob memes.
Smol Steven: **sniff** d-does it ever get better?
Big Steven: wellll....... if shattering one of your friends and turning into a large monster is better then uh... things will be fantastic!
Drunk steven was the funniest part !
"Does it ever get better?"
...
...
...
*steven face*
*that one MSI song that goes 'It gets worse'*
Connie: I'm the only normal person here
Me: well you aren't so innocent you did cause some of his trauma too
The greg voice is so good
Seeing my favorite and cute little Steven grow up and u know use that word, broke my eight year old heart.
00:38 look at ruby 😂😂
And why does sapphire have two crying lines SHE HAS ONE EYE!!!!
I think sapphires crying lines are splitting from her nose
@@opiesgirl1928 she doesn't have a noes!
Yes Steven, talk to the painting while DRUNK
2:15
Me:...Greg?
Greg:yeh?
Me:STEVEN is...drunk
Greg:WHAAAAAAAT?!
Like 4 part 2?
But lol he got so stressed he drinks. XD
Rachel (oc): Welcome to the party pal😑
connie rn: uh steven why are u an emo boy- Ok is it the perfect time to sing sweet home alamba” emo Steven: emo vibes😔😔😔
0:30
...the blame part of I am my monster in a nutshell.
🎶I LOVE IT🎶
Pearl: HEY STEVEN YOU HEATHEN STOP THAT YOU DRUNK BASTAR-
Amethyst: *recording*
Garnet: Amethyst...
Amethyst: I WAS NOT DOING ANYTHING
Garnet: ...show it to Steven when he isn't drunk anymore and also show it to Pearl
*insert emo Steven screaming I’m Not Okay (I promise) at 3 am*
Losing a parent never gets better
But it gets easier to manage as time goes on
Be safe friends
You are blessed with the voice of Steven
Connie: THATS RIGHT YOUR ALL TERRIBLE PEOPLE I’M THE ONLY NORMAL ONE
Also Connie: * says no to Steven when he proposed to her *
Okay in all fairness, she was only 14.
THE "I AM EMO NOW" AT THE THUMBNAIL GOT ME DYING 😭😭
Big Steven with little Steven is honestly the cutest thing, cause the only person who never had Steven was Steven
Drunk Steven that could be a series
0:52
Spinel: I tried to commit genocide
Me: Don't you mean GEMocide
Ok I'll leave now
Something about seeing my boi drunk makes me feel weird.
Luzviminda Agcaoili Finally someone who agrees
Oh that last one I know how it feels
I'm pretty much a Direct copy of my dad and one time I asked him if life will get any better he did the same thing
Steven was already a mess. Adding being DRUNK on top of the emotions and gem powers, and that's a tiny apocalypse on our hands.
1:07
Yellow:ffs Steven
And blue
STOP
CRYING
Pearl: Steven you're drunk!
Steven: I am not fucking drunk!
Pearl: yes you are!
Steven: no I'm not!
Pearl: well, tell the time.
Steven: *turns to cookie cat alarm clock* I am not fucking drunk!
Pearl: steven? Are you drunk again?
Steven: nooo
Pearl: *points to clock* can you tell the time?
Steven: yeah fine whatever... it's one o' fuq my mom o' clock
More SpongeBob reference about Squidward eating a Krabby Patty for the first time and loved it
Steven from the past: Does it ever get better?
Steven from the future: *Inhales and Exhales* ... BOY
2:19 well that answers the question what would Steven act like if he's drunk
small steven : “does it ever get better”
Steven : *flashback to the entire show since season 3* ah fu-