Game Theory: Who Will Survive [CENSORED] Virus?

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  • @TheGirlWhoStoleAStar
    @TheGirlWhoStoleAStar 4 роки тому +2761

    "Your grandmother who has diabetes and hyper tension definitely wouldn't survive longer than Luigi who has a super heightened jump!"

    • @jacosaur2287
      @jacosaur2287 4 роки тому +55

      preaching the words of the good lord my man

    • @cchowder12xd90
      @cchowder12xd90 4 роки тому +34

      Ah yes a man of taste I see 👌

    • @Moowe291
      @Moowe291 4 роки тому +76

      I had to see if it was real. Seriously insensitive.

    • @karts1072
      @karts1072 4 роки тому +13

      My mom has diabetes and she’s a grandma

    • @joesphaiden5023
      @joesphaiden5023 4 роки тому +9

      @@karts1072 i have diabetes and its kinda bad because you need to inject needles in your body everyday

  • @shaqeelokneal8996
    @shaqeelokneal8996 4 роки тому +8255

    UA-cam: demonetizes content with word “corona”
    Corona beer: In terms of money, we have no money

    • @itssssstef
      @itssssstef 4 роки тому +174

      Science channels talking about the sun be like: 🤐

    • @dantethunderstone2118
      @dantethunderstone2118 4 роки тому +107

      So corona beer how much money do you have
      Corona beer company: No

    • @arcadenate
      @arcadenate 4 роки тому +28

      Didn’t they stop selling Corona Beer because of the coronavirus??!

    • @dantethunderstone2118
      @dantethunderstone2118 4 роки тому +120

      •-Asteroid_Town-• I don’t think so but I’m pretty sure their stock price dropped because some idiots think that corona virus and corona beer are the same thing so they stopped buying the beer
      The same people who think chocolate milk comes from brown cows

    • @LocalMaple
      @LocalMaple 4 роки тому +49

      Tangled: The kingdom of...
      UA-cam: NOPE!

  • @im.melancholy7964
    @im.melancholy7964 4 роки тому +411

    Title: *exists*
    Me: “Oh okay.”
    MatPat: “Why is UA-cam like this?”
    Me: “Good question.”

  • @mr.panamaniac
    @mr.panamaniac 2 роки тому +1652

    In conclusion your grandmother who has hypertension and diabetes would outlive Luigi who clearly has a disadvantage with the high jump

    • @CelestialWitch
      @CelestialWitch 2 роки тому +70

      Tomar, stop stealing Zach's jokes.

    • @masterblaster8386
      @masterblaster8386 2 роки тому +15

      Okay we all saw the same oney plays maybe have an original thought

    • @mr.panamaniac
      @mr.panamaniac 2 роки тому +13

      @@masterblaster8386 I have originals but that was just a cheap laugh 😆

    • @Stopcommentingthesamecomments
      @Stopcommentingthesamecomments 2 роки тому

      @@CelestialWitch u stupid f××× that was the whole point is for ppl who saw the video dumb motherfu××××

    • @saddle9826
      @saddle9826 2 роки тому +7

      Hurmph...well, okay.....

  • @aerozord
    @aerozord 3 роки тому +1346

    Not giving this to Samus? The girl who is not only spending most of her time alone in space, but goes everywhere in a full body environmental suit

    • @sotakovatereza352
      @sotakovatereza352 3 роки тому +34

      That's true

    • @777SilverPhoenix777
      @777SilverPhoenix777 3 роки тому +81

      would her and master chief tie? they both do that.

    • @emmaselby600
      @emmaselby600 3 роки тому +47

      And doomguy

    • @colinsmith1495
      @colinsmith1495 3 роки тому +91

      Samus is also genetically altered by an alien species, so not ENTIRELY human to begin with. There's a good chance the virus just wouldn't affect her.

    • @paperfigure9438
      @paperfigure9438 3 роки тому +35

      link has been in a 100 yr quarantine

  • @AshnSilvercorp
    @AshnSilvercorp 4 роки тому +4468

    UA-cam: _I'm sorry, we can't have you talking about "controversy."_
    _We pay the "news agencies" for that._

    • @BecauseGames
      @BecauseGames 4 роки тому +65

      It's to help prevent the spread of misinformation from people only out to collect and revenue

    • @AshnSilvercorp
      @AshnSilvercorp 4 роки тому +163

      @@BecauseGames *looks over again at media*
      This reeks of irony...

    • @djei8ht584
      @djei8ht584 4 роки тому +7

      Wow, true.

    • @froggeio
      @froggeio 4 роки тому +1

      LOL

    • @Silly_Sjoe
      @Silly_Sjoe 4 роки тому

      A

  • @nisa0430
    @nisa0430 4 роки тому +296

    "Yoshi noise " Virus : "exists'
    Steve : "drinks milk" u have no power here

    • @nisa0430
      @nisa0430 4 роки тому +2

      @@agodzillafan9280 it cures unheathly stuff too

    • @agodzillafan9280
      @agodzillafan9280 4 роки тому +1

      @@nisa0430 yep, you right!

    • @Wolfkie
      @Wolfkie 4 роки тому +1

      True

    • @ImJustJAG
      @ImJustJAG 4 роки тому +1

      Yee

    • @robertfarrell5039
      @robertfarrell5039 4 роки тому

      I go through 3 bottles a day of milk.
      I'm invincible.😁😄😁😄😁😄

  • @pikazacian242
    @pikazacian242 3 роки тому +1649

    “Ah the perks of being forever alone”
    MatPat, you have a wife. You have a son. You are not alone

  • @kieranrodway6805
    @kieranrodway6805 4 роки тому +199

    MatPat: The perks of being alone forever
    Me: Says the guy who’s married with one kid and a while editing and video crew

    • @mysteriousshadow4460
      @mysteriousshadow4460 4 роки тому

      This is halarious

    • @brainybunny13
      @brainybunny13 4 роки тому

      This is literally what I said after I heard him say that.

    • @SuperFlashDriver
      @SuperFlashDriver 4 роки тому

      Says the person who's used to being indoors for nearly 3 years before Covid came around.

  • @bigl5423
    @bigl5423 4 роки тому +321

    Me with a cold: I’m fine just gonna wait it out
    has sudden urge to travel the world:
    Somethings wrong, I can feel it

    • @transformersfan-zx8ow
      @transformersfan-zx8ow 4 роки тому +3

      @@YoungAlienBoy dude chill

    • @vi0let781
      @vi0let781 4 роки тому +1

      Bot spooky

    • @vi0let781
      @vi0let781 4 роки тому +1

      @spooky filmz ent. Bot I've seen you so many times repeating the same things same video.

    • @duoblade332
      @duoblade332 4 роки тому

      Combhebment? You mean comment?
      Are you having a stroke?

    • @lucygrace720
      @lucygrace720 4 роки тому

      Rap god🙌

  • @sageoffire3964
    @sageoffire3964 4 роки тому +616

    "The perks of being forever alone"
    -a guy with a wife and kid 2020

    • @kehrbotrsupporter5097
      @kehrbotrsupporter5097 4 роки тому +14

      Where are they matpat? HAVENT SEEN THEM FOR A WHILE!!!

    • @judgment5090
      @judgment5090 4 роки тому +11

      Kehrbotr Supporter, don’t ask questions you don’t want answers to.

    • @ghettokage6104
      @ghettokage6104 4 роки тому +1

      😬

    • @Inkdkid
      @Inkdkid 3 роки тому +1

      amogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogus

    • @Inkdkid
      @Inkdkid 3 роки тому +1

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  • @NotEHcop
    @NotEHcop Рік тому +68

    This is offensive. My grandmother who has diabetes and hypertension definitely didn’t survive longer than Luigi who has a super heightened jump-

  • @youdonotcare
    @youdonotcare 4 роки тому +155

    “Opposite of Peach”
    It’s Daisy
    She is most susceptible to - virus

  • @pvic6959
    @pvic6959 4 роки тому +198

    5:01 when he says "perks of being forever alone"
    me: you literally have the coolest partner AND A CHILD with her
    also me: actually forever alone

  • @thefrogger6507
    @thefrogger6507 4 роки тому +428

    "Young, clean shaven, good hygiene, doesn't come into contact with others often..."
    "Peach!"
    Samus Aran: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @Thanathos1991
      @Thanathos1991 4 роки тому +9

      Though Samus has a lot of contact. Not the pleseant kind but *still* contact. =P

    • @thefrogger6507
      @thefrogger6507 4 роки тому +26

      @@Thanathos1991 Contact in a hazmat suit on steroids tho

    • @ProjectFraz
      @ProjectFraz 4 роки тому +44

      Samus, chief, doom guy, commander Shepard.. the list of people that wear futuristic armor with a ton of filters and seals go on and on. But ok peach is most likely because gloves.

    • @samuelcarpenter178
      @samuelcarpenter178 4 роки тому +2

      Little Mac aswell

    • @charlottehowson8233
      @charlottehowson8233 4 роки тому +2

      Sonic-*_B R U H_*

  • @kingbadmovie
    @kingbadmovie 3 роки тому +869

    Game theory: Who would survive the holocaust?

  • @tygerion4404
    @tygerion4404 4 роки тому +346

    10:25 Matpat: Geralt's stubble puts him at risk.
    Geralt: *is effectively immune to basically all toxins and disease due to being a witcher*
    While Witchers can experience negative reactions due to toxin, it doesn't even effect them until they've used multiple doses of what amounts to lethal poison for anyone else; heck, what they use as alcohol for recreational use is a lethal poison for non-witchers.

    • @ThreeGoddesses
      @ThreeGoddesses 4 роки тому +5

      Could he even contract the virus? Do human diseases even have the capacity to infect a witcher at all.

    • @digslicuanan3225
      @digslicuanan3225 4 роки тому +3

      And is not some hairy ape as well.

    • @GMP1isReal
      @GMP1isReal 4 роки тому +10

      @@ThreeGoddesses He contracts it, but it literally does nothing to him that he would likely never even notice.

    • @intek4178
      @intek4178 4 роки тому +1

      I See that you're a man of culture as well

    • @SheosMan117
      @SheosMan117 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah, overall, I'd say that the issues with this video is he doesn't take into account the various specific abilities each character would possess. Sure, you can talk about Geralt's enhanced immune system. But you can also, as in my comment, talk about Samus. Peach wears gloves, and could wear a face mask? Samus has a full body Varia Suit, with sealed internal environment. We know this due to various space missions. And even may have air scrubbers better than any face mask. And she could quarantine herself in her ship, because let's face it, the [DATA EXPUNGED] has no way of crossing vacuum. Master Chief is in a similar boat. Except that we KNOW the MJOLNIR armor does have air scrubbers. So a virus would not affect him. That, and I think one of the augmentations he received may have boosted his immune system. True, he couldn't get off planet by himself like Samus, but he's no stranger. And even then, if he couldn't, well, there is cryostorage. Doom Slayer? Rinse and repeat, once again. Now, true, his biceps do show in Eternal. But even the '16 version covers those up. He's not getting infected. And, he too can easily quarantine himself. In other dimensions too.

  • @addo4164
    @addo4164 4 роки тому +70

    Fun fact:
    The Toothbrush mustache was actually very popular among British men from the start of the 20th century. Eventually losing favour around the 1940's for some reason.

    • @Nexpeon
      @Nexpeon 4 роки тому +1

      Addo yeah cause that was around the end of world war 2 and you know they don’t wanna have a mustache from the person who cause ww2

    • @orfaeus
      @orfaeus 4 роки тому +8

      @@Nexpeon r/wooosh

    • @grimhavenz
      @grimhavenz 4 роки тому +4

      NeoExpr | lmao

    • @ricochet4674
      @ricochet4674 4 роки тому +3

      wonder why. I guess some things are just lost to history.

    • @Nexpeon
      @Nexpeon 4 роки тому +1

      EdgySquid r/ihavereddit .....

  • @zinksly3577
    @zinksly3577 4 роки тому +315

    Thank god, I've been lying awake these past weeks wondering how Mario would deal with Corona virus. Finally some closure

  • @bakuganrex5557
    @bakuganrex5557 3 роки тому +805

    Can’t believe he didn’t further the series with “Who Will Survive Police Brutality?” A true shame 😔

    • @xerobeat9142
      @xerobeat9142 3 роки тому +38

      Ness has already got that one on lock

    • @bakuganrex5557
      @bakuganrex5557 3 роки тому +8

      @@xerobeat9142 YOOOO FORGOT ABOUT THE DOWN SPECIAL YOU RIGHT

    • @meijuta
      @meijuta 3 роки тому +2

      Just look at 12:10

    • @ScienceDrummer
      @ScienceDrummer 3 роки тому +7

      Police brutality doesn't exist in America. Stop watching propaganda.

    • @meijuta
      @meijuta 3 роки тому +12

      @@ScienceDrummer Me who got hit by police brutality T_T

  • @thegloriousryan8981
    @thegloriousryan8981 4 роки тому +345

    THANK YOU for showing the actual death rates among ages. For the record, I'm not on either side. I'm glad that people are taking this seriously, but I think shutting down the economy temporarily is a BIT much. That being said, many people are being told that the death rate is 16%, or sometimes higher. Of course, check sources, but It's surprising how many people will just look something up and if it supports their argument deem it a valid source.

    • @srkelley5
      @srkelley5 4 роки тому +18

      It's not that the death rate is scary enough to force everyone into quarantine. The issue is that due to lack of having a vaccine and low information about the virus, we need to learn a bit more or we're going to have a repeat of 1918. That and even though we know that most people will be fine, we all lack the proper anti-bodies to this virus due to not being exposed to it before. The Flu and common cold do more damage (although quick action against the current virus is skewing numbers), but most humans on this planet have antibodies for it since birth or shortly afterwards. Due to a combination of what parents hand down to their children, environmental exposure, access to vaccines and other medical drugs that help to treat symptoms so that fighting illness is much more bearable.
      If we weren't taking the measures that we are now, the virus would spread across the US (and any other country) quickly. Do we really need to have the bulk of a country become sick at nearly the same time or at least within the same time period? It'd have a much greater economic effect if we allowed that to happen. Does this mean that everyone won't get if if they hide at home for a few weeks? No. Everyone/most are going to get it just like how nearly everyone has gotten the flu, a cold, etc. The initial folk are going to be the outer layer of an eventual herd immunity that we'll gain. The measures of quarantine are being taken to stagger the effect to have the least amount of change to our society and its' economy. It's also to gain the knowledge and tools to do more so that we can actually help those that are most at risk. In the US, most hospitals wouldn't be able to handle the demand needed if a huge chunk of the population became sick practically overnight.
      This staggering allows them to take all of this in stride (as much as possible) while work on a vaccine occurs. Me and you probably have strong enough immune systems to only exhibit the most mild of symptoms from this, but we would both be effective carriers. You can't see all illness and vulnerability visibly and with the high amount of elderly, those with diabetes, HIV, AIDS, etc... we could be walking death bombs for them without this staggering. Even if death isn't the primary concern, in a country like the US we don't have great workers rights and health coverage. This means that people that can't handle a $400 emergency (most of them) would suddenly be at risk of losing a portion to all of their money from a single pay period right now or be at risk of it later this year if they get sick again or have to take care of a sick family member (for those with the paltry amount of pto/sick days).
      It's a multi-faceted issue and why so much attention is being placed on the bill that's sitting and waiting for the Senate to sign off on it (it won't help enough people though).

    • @CiarlaB
      @CiarlaB 4 роки тому +5

      My parents are both in their 60's, and my father has Emphysema (Lung disease), my concern with the virus is for them and others at higher risk. You can help stop and contain a spread by preventing people moving around. If I were to get the virus or think I have it I'd quarantine so I don't risk passing it to someone that could be hospitalised or killed.

    • @thegloriousryan8981
      @thegloriousryan8981 4 роки тому +2

      Ciarla Art I agree, my mom currently is the primary caretaker for my 83 year old grandma with a large array of lung problems I wish I remembered the names of. And while I agree that there should be restrictive efforts to save as many lives as possible, I feel as though quarantine for a large duration will harm the economy tremendously due to the effects in the past (though it could be different, with how easy it is to live at home in contrast to 15 years ago), causing many more deaths by unemployment and subsequent starvation than COVID 19 could ever cause.

    • @DragonTamerWes
      @DragonTamerWes 4 роки тому

      Can we call it bs

    • @AaronShenghao
      @AaronShenghao 4 роки тому

      The economy is shutting down because of the crappy oil prices anyway... Might well take a break.

  • @transientlattice
    @transientlattice 4 роки тому +411

    UA-cam: recommending stuff about “the virus”
    Also UA-cam: *say it and you’re gone*

    • @RC568
      @RC568 4 роки тому +2

      I love youtube.

    • @craft_to_death
      @craft_to_death 4 роки тому +1

      I know right !

    • @mejustchillin.
      @mejustchillin. 4 роки тому +1

      youtube is crazy

    • @nathanielgarner892
      @nathanielgarner892 4 роки тому +2

      I know UA-cam is so weird right now with their demonetization seriously do you remember in 2017 you could say anything you want anytime you want and not get in trouble for it but then everything has changed and it really sucks like most of my UA-camrs are in allowed to see the cursewords in so now they have to resort she saying weird things instead of actually cursing I don’t give me wrong it’s so funny

    • @transientlattice
      @transientlattice 4 роки тому +1

      @Nathaniel Garner moderation bots like these are the reason robots haven’t taken over humanity

  • @dimitrijames00001
    @dimitrijames00001 4 роки тому +464

    Matdaddy: Princess peach is the safest because she stay isolated
    Me: Ya whenever she's not racing, fighting, playing tennis, soccer, baseball, hockey, party games, ect.

    • @CloppingIsMyThing
      @CloppingIsMyThing 4 роки тому +27

      Or touching her face with the gloves that are meant to protect her... I get that mats a Nintendo fanboy but he couldn't have picked someone that makes more sense from that sector of gaming? Like, come on Samus does exist you know!

    • @dimitrijames00001
      @dimitrijames00001 4 роки тому

      @@nickodagoat7395 on a weekly habit

    • @shadzr0ze
      @shadzr0ze 4 роки тому

      Ha ha, lol

    • @SMon42
      @SMon42 4 роки тому +3

      or getting kidnapped by a giant tortoise and getting saved by a "plumber"

    • @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
      @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec 4 роки тому

      Dat Boi My god, she is so dead!

  • @keith720
    @keith720 Рік тому +285

    Wtf, I heard about this and I'm actually kinda surprised that it's real. What was MatPat and the whole team thinking?

  • @plooomb_
    @plooomb_ 4 роки тому +343

    Everyone: It’s such hard times.... how are we going to survive?
    Matpat: Oy Vey, YouTubing in 2020 is hard. ROLL INTRO!!

  • @quintonconoly
    @quintonconoly 4 роки тому +80

    TP Zelda, especially when she was locked in the castle, also wears gloves, comes into contact with NOBODY and even has a hood and scarf/mask

  • @PaulTheDorito
    @PaulTheDorito 4 роки тому +231

    Hol up isnt kirby just gonna becomes one with the virus and gains its abilities

  • @unknownedleaf
    @unknownedleaf Рік тому +31

    next you should do which video game character would survive 9/11

  • @ghastlyghandi4301
    @ghastlyghandi4301 4 роки тому +272

    Doom guy: *kills thousands of demons*
    One demon: *sneezes once*
    Doom guy: “guess I’ll die!”

    • @SheosMan117
      @SheosMan117 4 роки тому +6

      That assumes the Praetor Suit doesn't filter that out.

    • @slumburger1145
      @slumburger1145 4 роки тому +10

      Implying his immune system also isn't also as powerful as the Doomguy himself.

    • @absence9443
      @absence9443 4 роки тому

      @@YoungAlienBoy Stop with the botting

    • @absence9443
      @absence9443 4 роки тому +3

      He would cut the sneeze in half

    • @eddedd1433
      @eddedd1433 4 роки тому +1

      @@absence9443 you're goddamn right

  • @zooning-6843
    @zooning-6843 4 роки тому +184

    7:31 I’m getting mixed signals... so you want me to call you MattDaddy? Kinky but ok...

  • @zdanee
    @zdanee 4 роки тому +76

    13:14 - I beg to differ: Samus. She has a full body armour with in built air-supply, completely cutting her respiratory system off the rest of the world. She literally cannot come into contact with any disease wearing that.

    • @shorty4704
      @shorty4704 4 роки тому +6

      X Parasite: Allow me to introduce myself

    • @konoko1002k
      @konoko1002k 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah. She will once uppon a time put the suit off.
      Master Chief on the other hand...

    • @shorty4704
      @shorty4704 4 роки тому +3

      @@konoko1002k She didn't even have her Suit off when the X infected her

    • @Octolithic
      @Octolithic 4 роки тому +1

      Master chief has all of those things, but like, 20 times better, in fact, according to one of the halo books, Spartans like him can BREATHE in space WITHOUT their helmets on for almost 20 minutes, plus, master chief pretty much hates people and usually works alone sooooooo.......

    • @konoko1002k
      @konoko1002k 4 роки тому

      Do you mean the suit that does not even cover his entire skin?
      Sorry, but my money is still on the Master chief. He at least has a full-body armor.

  • @lyra1649
    @lyra1649 4 роки тому +423

    "ahhh the perks of being alone"
    MATT YOU ARE M A R R I E D AND HAVE A C H I L D

  • @trucetruce335
    @trucetruce335 4 роки тому +122

    I like how it’s becoming like the Voldemort Virus. “It which shall not be named.”

  • @Crox101
    @Crox101 4 роки тому +187

    *Virus Exists*
    Robot Characters: Hah noobs
    *Computer Virus also Exists*
    Robot Characters: Ah Sh- *dies*

    • @sarthakarora3212
      @sarthakarora3212 4 роки тому +3

      Meganan though. Along with mother elf

    • @Prich319
      @Prich319 4 роки тому

      Gravemind: Pitiful created... Are we a joke to you?

  • @amphicorp4725
    @amphicorp4725 3 роки тому +239

    I can't believe this video is still up. he's just getting more and more socially inept

  • @timushpetru1112
    @timushpetru1112 4 роки тому +164

    9:33 Geralt whoudn't need a face mask because he is a witcher, and thanks to his mutagens he can't get sick.

    • @Athalwolf13
      @Athalwolf13 4 роки тому

      @@YoungAlienBoy Who is this even.

    • @Cardboard_Cut
      @Cardboard_Cut 4 роки тому

      @@YoungAlienBoy People please don't, it's spam of his own video.

    • @timushpetru1112
      @timushpetru1112 4 роки тому

      @Juggled Lotus falling ill and being poisoned are 2 different things.Not only that, Geralt NEVER got sick in the books or in the video games (aside from Dandelions bs) and none other witcher did.Venom could hurt a witcher, but only by burning his skin.

    • @yelloq6666
      @yelloq6666 4 роки тому

      @Juggled Lotus not proven and kinda stupid. Just stop

    • @Athalwolf13
      @Athalwolf13 4 роки тому

      @Juggled Lotus Witcher thanks to their wildly mutated physiology are actually immune to diseases, and in part even usually toxic substances (it's why a good chunk of potions are lethal to humans but not them)

  • @Ori2462
    @Ori2462 4 роки тому +185

    *Harry potter quote:* "How will you fight something if you're to afraid to say its name? 11:46

    • @clifandlil2789
      @clifandlil2789 4 роки тому +1

      Lucid Diamond my mom now loves you
      Guess why

    • @tqy8456
      @tqy8456 4 роки тому +1

      @@clifandlil2789 why?

    • @Ori2462
      @Ori2462 4 роки тому +1

      Hm?

    • @clifandlil2789
      @clifandlil2789 4 роки тому +1

      Lucid Diamond 😂 she loves Harry Potter idk why I couldn’t have just said that but whatever. Now that I think about it, I don’t remember writing it. Maybe cuz I’m dumb.

  • @Nate-sr2gg
    @Nate-sr2gg 4 роки тому +2345

    Matpat: this video is duuuumb
    Matpat 3 years ago: let’s figure out the length of Luigis peen

  • @foxxy-3748
    @foxxy-3748 10 місяців тому +6

    I'm honestly amazed this is still up. Imagine your grandmother dies of COVID and you go on youtube to see MatPat talk about video game characters dying from COVID.

  • @scottandkameronklosterman8927
    @scottandkameronklosterman8927 4 роки тому +84

    7:38 Guys please stop calling me matdaddy
    Me: already making plans to spam his twitter with messages saying matmommy

  • @MJGOTTRADEMARKED
    @MJGOTTRADEMARKED 4 роки тому +331

    Steve: **Has Unamed Virus**
    Also Steve: **Drinks Milk**
    Steve Again: I'm Cured!

    • @thisisemmalyshandle
      @thisisemmalyshandle 4 роки тому +7

      Emerald Gaming my dude can get poisoned and drink milk and not die

    • @dimitrijames00001
      @dimitrijames00001 4 роки тому +10

      Minecraft cows is a cure to all illnesses

    • @candyneige6609
      @candyneige6609 4 роки тому +10

      Expectation : _milk can cure anything including unamed virus_
      Reality : _milk doesn't cure anything_
      *Reality is often disapointing.*

    • @_theknighthawk_7018
      @_theknighthawk_7018 4 роки тому +2

      The power of melk/mill😂😂😂

    • @MJGOTTRADEMARKED
      @MJGOTTRADEMARKED 4 роки тому

      @@candyneige6609 True..

  • @hendrikpat
    @hendrikpat 4 роки тому +494

    Literally everyone: *Talking about Coronavirus*
    UA-cam: How dare u say that in a video, thats illegal.

    • @starwhale3070
      @starwhale3070 4 роки тому +16

      Yoshi virus, we dont want any problems here

    • @howtofailcorrectly2474
      @howtofailcorrectly2474 4 роки тому

      coppa just be like

    • @ChaiLatte666
      @ChaiLatte666 4 роки тому

      It's very racist, you see

    • @DJAlkene
      @DJAlkene 4 роки тому +9

      its not really saying its illegal, i think they just don't get monetized for it. Basically i think they are trying to prevent ppl making money talking about a disaster thats going on now. still think though its silly but i understand the reasonings behind it

    • @UnauthorizedContent1337
      @UnauthorizedContent1337 4 роки тому

      @@ChaiLatte666 What, hows it racist if its the exact same name as a beer corporation with "virus" thrown at the end of the name?

  • @psycadetelectricman410
    @psycadetelectricman410 2 роки тому +194

    wow it's almost as if this MatPat guy doesn't know how to be a human

  • @HeresorLegacy
    @HeresorLegacy 4 роки тому +300

    Fun fact: The reason why that historical figure had the "Toothbrush" in the first place, was because he had to trim his moustache to not render the WW1 gasmasks ineffective

    • @epocalypsefilms
      @epocalypsefilms 4 роки тому +10

      That's why chaplin did it? I thought it was cause it looked funny... unless you meant some other historical figure.

    • @coolswag9629
      @coolswag9629 4 роки тому +7

      @@epocalypsefilms I thought it was the historical figure that starts with H and ends with "ler"...

    • @Bizzn1z
      @Bizzn1z 4 роки тому +10

      @@coolswag9629 It's clearly Heinrich Himmler

    • @coolswag9629
      @coolswag9629 4 роки тому +3

      @@Bizzn1z Yes! That's exactly what I meant.

  • @andrewwelker7287
    @andrewwelker7287 4 роки тому +290

    My friend and I agree: most likely to survive is actually the protagonist from Portal.

    • @swordsmancs
      @swordsmancs 4 роки тому +12

      Chell, absolutely, pretty sure she’s lived longer than coronaviruses as a whole, let alone corvid 19

    • @mahadevsankar5684
      @mahadevsankar5684 4 роки тому +42

      If this was minecraft, All Steve has to do is to drink a bucket of milk. It immediately removes all effects

    • @theemeraldpizza
      @theemeraldpizza 4 роки тому +7

      Also olimar, considering hes in that space suit

    • @aidensurdez9705
      @aidensurdez9705 4 роки тому +3

      swordsmancs covid 19 IS the c*****virus

    • @soulxd2902
      @soulxd2902 4 роки тому +7

      Actually R.O.B is most likely

  • @foldupwolf
    @foldupwolf 4 роки тому +305

    Me scrolling through comments:
    90% of comments: Matdaddy: Don’t make Matdaddy a thing. Us: We’re making it a thing.

    • @AnaMaria-ww4iy
      @AnaMaria-ww4iy 4 роки тому +4

      foldupwolf gaming *whispers* that’s exactly what he wants

    • @andrewlicini8870
      @andrewlicini8870 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, it’s pretty clear that it’s a thinly-veiled request to have public support ammo against stephanie

    • @joecas3960
      @joecas3960 4 роки тому +1

      Respect his wishes. Call him MatMommy

    • @Last_Resort991
      @Last_Resort991 4 роки тому +1

      You gullible fool got manipulated 😉

  • @staraptorflock3661
    @staraptorflock3661 Рік тому +33

    This video aged like a fine wine

  • @nerdynobody574
    @nerdynobody574 4 роки тому +295

    What about samus
    She's almost constantly isolated from any human contact
    She wears an airtight suit (evidenced by multiple areas in game where she is in a vaccum) meaning she literally wouldn't come into contact with the virus but what do i know

    • @baerchillz8392
      @baerchillz8392 4 роки тому +16

      Thank you for mentioning Samus Aran! I haven’t seen her name mentioned yet. And I totally agree! Shes been kicking multi-alien species as for DECADES! She been to numerous planets/space stations and the only thing she contracted was Phazon. And she even gets rid of it in the same game! Total badassery if you ask me.... 😎 plus shes my favorite game character since i was a little boy. She prob the most badasss female character ever!

    • @baerchillz8392
      @baerchillz8392 4 роки тому +15

      Thats also brings up Dark Samus. Made up of literally the deadliest substance in the galaxy (or universe), something as “pathetic” as the ‘Rona wont have ANY affect on Dark Samus. Im not sure if im right on this, but i believe Phazon is also radioactive. So big ++

    • @alvorsmith699
      @alvorsmith699 4 роки тому +3

      Well yeah but if he added her it would be a super diet theory...

    • @GrimReaper-ud9lp
      @GrimReaper-ud9lp 4 роки тому +2

      Waluigi?
      Everyone forgot about him All the time.

    • @ind0266
      @ind0266 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah, I’m gonna say she wins

  • @mambel4269
    @mambel4269 4 роки тому +674

    People with a flu:
    "I should stay home until i get better"
    People with Coronavirus:
    ♫ I will travel across the land ♫

    • @iskdea8461
      @iskdea8461 4 роки тому +32

      Searching for people far and wide

    • @ZArocket
      @ZArocket 4 роки тому +33

      🎵infecting far and wide🎵

    • @alexgeorge7539
      @alexgeorge7539 4 роки тому +4

      Or instead I'm moving to America, canada, Mexico, Panama

    • @goosemaster6919
      @goosemaster6919 4 роки тому +7

      Gone to infect them all

    • @MrNK1411
      @MrNK1411 4 роки тому +1

      Wow wow wow!!! Remember, Virus-that-shall-not-be-name!

  • @LegoEngineer003
    @LegoEngineer003 4 роки тому +271

    MatPat: alludes heavily to the virus
    UA-cam: _You’re on thin f*cking ice, buddy_

    • @craft_to_death
      @craft_to_death 4 роки тому +4

      👌🏻

    • @NutmegBGB
      @NutmegBGB 4 роки тому +5

      Considering I very possibly have the [REDACTED] virus, this censorship is kinda bullsh!t. I understand UA-cam doesn't want people fearmongering for profit, but this is ridiculous. Not talking about it doesn't magically cure it.

    • @platlo4848
      @platlo4848 4 роки тому +2

      @@NutmegBGB who found out UA-cam hated that anyway

    • @Termina_
      @Termina_ 4 роки тому +2

      MatDaddy*

    • @thehelllord4458
      @thehelllord4458 4 роки тому

      NutmegBGB you have just censored the words of Coronavirus yourself, I know it’s a joke, but still

  • @Surgery7
    @Surgery7 Рік тому +10

    Everyone i ever loved is gone

  • @lucaio502
    @lucaio502 4 роки тому +207

    "The most viral topic thats sweeping the globe in 2020"
    aliens in a couple months: Watch this

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 4 роки тому +2

      To be honest ban is justified as many wannabees spread misinformation about it...

    • @burnttoast6974
      @burnttoast6974 4 роки тому

      TheRezro idk if you’re joking or not but this is about extraterrestrial aliens

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 4 роки тому +1

      @@burnttoast6974 I do. But I throw my fly...

    • @babz527
      @babz527 4 роки тому

      Imma do a pro gamer move

  • @potatobean6064
    @potatobean6064 4 роки тому +620

    "Don't call me MatDaddy"
    by bringing attention to this nickname you're obtained, you have successfully informed those of us who don't know about it, and will now inevitably be called matdaddy more.

    • @delikatessbruhe9843
      @delikatessbruhe9843 4 роки тому +37

      If anyone is aware of that kind of reverse psychology, he is. I'm just wondering what he's up to because I can't really imagine that he WANTS it to be a thing. Looks like a social experiment to me, like he doesn't care either way and just wants to see what happens

    • @cyan4864
      @cyan4864 4 роки тому +7

      #Matdaddyforlive!

    • @renhensen
      @renhensen 4 роки тому +5

      I don't get why MatDaddy is so mad about it. Just accept it, it's who you are, MatDaddy!!!

    • @njohnson5503
      @njohnson5503 4 роки тому +2

      #matdady4eva

    • @femboxthedumb6404
      @femboxthedumb6404 4 роки тому

      *Mwahahaha!*

  • @jenniferuyemura1573
    @jenniferuyemura1573 4 роки тому +166

    I'm crying at "でもさ~" on the sweater (it's essentially a very whiny, childlike version of the word "but")

    • @watychaty
      @watychaty 4 роки тому +1

      Japanese?

    • @Vleaso
      @Vleaso 4 роки тому

      @@watychaty yep

    • @watychaty
      @watychaty 4 роки тому +2

      @@Vleaso I've been interested in learning Japanese. I have a book. I'm currently on Kanji. I think I've greatly understood the dating system. Although, I don't know if to use konyomi or onyomi to pronounce the days.

    • @Vleaso
      @Vleaso 4 роки тому +1

      @@watychaty you should download Duolingo. It's a very useful app to teach you pronunciation, help memorize characters and build sentences

    • @watychaty
      @watychaty 4 роки тому

      @@Vleaso Yes, I've heard of Duolingo.

  • @OrigamiAhsoka
    @OrigamiAhsoka 2 роки тому +58

    Imagine trying to watch this video in like 5 years

    • @JayR7582
      @JayR7582 2 роки тому +1

      Ikr LOL

    • @ArcDeity
      @ArcDeity Рік тому

      2 more years then

    • @bootymuncherwebb7045
      @bootymuncherwebb7045 Рік тому

      Hi irs future me hahajaha mehahahahaha

    • @ThatGuyRNA
      @ThatGuyRNA Рік тому +1

      Watched today, it was an experience

    • @bootymuncherwebb7045
      @bootymuncherwebb7045 Рік тому

      @ThatGuyRNA I'm gonna find you ur ip is super easy to access hehe 😜 💓 ill be there soon.

  • @silverfox_x3
    @silverfox_x3 4 роки тому +378

    "The virus, that should not be named..."
    Me *a crazy potter head* "Fear of a name only increases the fear of the thing itself!"

  • @Fire-dz7gj
    @Fire-dz7gj 4 роки тому +247

    "yo he forgot Master Chief"
    This unit wears a space suit that he never takes off and it protects him from airborne flood spores that have a 99% chance of death.
    Pretty sure Chief is gonna be perfectly fine without a doubt at all lol.

    • @ProjectFraz
      @ProjectFraz 4 роки тому +5

      I'll just either become the chief or I'll live on the Normandy from Mass effect. That thing has a decontamination thing on the front door.

    • @AlejandroM768
      @AlejandroM768 4 роки тому

      Stolen

    • @CUJOtheMASTER
      @CUJOtheMASTER 4 роки тому +2

      I would like this comment... but it is currently at 117

    • @mariotorres4276
      @mariotorres4276 4 роки тому

      Well Master Chief is known to be old and with the crack on his helmet would expose him more so there is that.

    • @Nitro_Snap
      @Nitro_Snap 4 роки тому +2

      Same with 2016 doom guy

  • @BohdanKaiba
    @BohdanKaiba 4 роки тому +468

    Wait Zach and Lyle didn't make this up as a joke?

    • @lambda653
      @lambda653 3 роки тому +17

      Lol it exists

    • @hfc9991
      @hfc9991 3 роки тому +47

      @@lambda653 the worst part is his little skit at the beginning makes it seem like he only censored it Bc UA-cam made him

    • @orangeman3220
      @orangeman3220 3 роки тому +13

      @@hfc9991 This was made in the apex of the pandemic too, guessed he made this to cope with the situation

    • @hfc9991
      @hfc9991 3 роки тому +4

      @@orangeman3220 like when the sleepy cabin member(forgot who) made the 9/11 level on starcraft

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 3 роки тому +1

      nope they didn't.

  • @Turtlegod124
    @Turtlegod124 Рік тому +486

    Who came from trash taste?

  • @coyraig8332
    @coyraig8332 4 роки тому +338

    MatPat: "Cranky Kong is old and feeble"
    Me: "I'd like to see you balance on a barrel while it's going that fast"

    • @Sporkinator
      @Sporkinator 4 роки тому +7

      I guess Cranky Kong is old and feeble, but the DK version of "old and feeble" is still much stronger than the human definition of "young and healthy"! xD

    • @redx2018
      @redx2018 4 роки тому +4

      Don’t you mean, matdaddy?

    • @Dark_Slayer3000
      @Dark_Slayer3000 4 роки тому

      @@redx2018
      mydaddy * tips fedora*

    • @cosplaymemories1487
      @cosplaymemories1487 4 роки тому

      While at that age as well....

    • @fatumaahmedfarah9092
      @fatumaahmedfarah9092 4 роки тому

      hahahahahahaha! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @martiandracula7771
    @martiandracula7771 4 роки тому +83

    Coronavirus patient: I can't wait to watch videos to distract me from the fact that I'm dying.
    Matpat:

  • @hobihope2981
    @hobihope2981 4 роки тому +395

    MatPat: "Smash Bros is basically the CDCs worst nightmare"
    MatPat: chooses a smash bros character as least likely to die

    • @bobjones3533
      @bobjones3533 4 роки тому +12

      Hobi Hope to be fair there’s like 80 now and all are pretty popular and well known so it’s likely any one you choose is in smash

    • @jackfables3470
      @jackfables3470 4 роки тому +7

      Very funny, indeed. But, to be fair, I thought the Smash Bros versions of those characters are not the 'real' ones : they're just how a kid imagines his or her toys being alive and fighting.

    • @neonknight46
      @neonknight46 4 роки тому +2

      ok matdaddy XD you're a great dad owo

    • @polypaul8107
      @polypaul8107 4 роки тому +3

      @@jackfables3470 yea m8 yur rite

    • @klokateer4372
      @klokateer4372 4 роки тому +1

      Tbh mat if it wasn't for cranky Kong i thought you were gonna say gow4 kratos

  • @Lightfulsyn
    @Lightfulsyn Рік тому +9

    Thanks maxmofoe for reminding me of this

  • @Instantcheese
    @Instantcheese 4 роки тому +432

    MatPat: "Do not call me MatDaddy"
    Me: "Ok, MatDaddy"

    • @cowzmoon
      @cowzmoon 4 роки тому +9

      #MatDaddy for the win

    • @Faolan-qe9vl
      @Faolan-qe9vl 4 роки тому +7

      y not 'Dadpat'?

    • @jay88ar
      @jay88ar 4 роки тому +3

      Hard to discern if that was sarcasm or not but if I see him I'm yelling out Mat Papi

    • @troymileslovell7587
      @troymileslovell7587 4 роки тому +1

      matdaddy

    • @stekki9114
      @stekki9114 4 роки тому

      or DaddyPat???

  • @joannzivalich-schutz1492
    @joannzivalich-schutz1492 4 роки тому +337

    Matt: Don't call me Matdaddy
    Me: OK then, Daddypat

    • @marchogan1259
      @marchogan1259 4 роки тому +17

      Daddypat actually sounds better xD

    • @ren2ito
      @ren2ito 4 роки тому +15

      @@marchogan1259 Daddypatty

    • @manguy01
      @manguy01 4 роки тому +10

      DadPat

    • @NonBinary_NonHuman
      @NonBinary_NonHuman 4 роки тому +5

      That actually sounds better 😂

    • @itsasecret4451
      @itsasecret4451 4 роки тому +2

      Joann Zivalich-Schutz Matthew Fatherly God of Holyness Games And Or Films Cause We Don’t Discriminate Patrick Star

  • @saxeladude
    @saxeladude 4 роки тому +1369

    it really doesn't matter they have extra lives

    • @ninjago4ever69
      @ninjago4ever69 3 роки тому +28

      Yeah and most people in the sonic universe could live

    • @BucketAnimations123
      @BucketAnimations123 3 роки тому +17

      What if they run out

    • @ninjago4ever69
      @ninjago4ever69 3 роки тому +28

      @@BucketAnimations123 just run around and get coins

    • @elcactus777
      @elcactus777 3 роки тому +2

      They are playing with time

    • @elcactus777
      @elcactus777 3 роки тому +2

      @@BucketAnimations123 they can use the flag

  • @10Pedro96
    @10Pedro96 Рік тому +12

    Missed this video when it was released, came back because of TrashTaste Podcast

  • @kdebones
    @kdebones 4 роки тому +143

    MatPat: Don't call me MatDaddy
    Us: THEN WHY DID YOU EVEN TELL US THAT WAS A THING?

    • @Hitomora
      @Hitomora 4 роки тому +23

      Its reverse psychology!!! He wants to be called MatDad

    • @keenanrichards7015
      @keenanrichards7015 4 роки тому +8

      because he wants it to be a trend, it's a trap to fool us.

    • @notagoat281
      @notagoat281 4 роки тому +5

      The obvious answer is that he _wants_ us to call him that and he's using reverse psychology (it also sounded _very_ sarcastic, in my opinion), but what I can't figure out is _why_ he wants us to call him that.

    • @Ray_Vun
      @Ray_Vun 4 роки тому +3

      @@notagoat281 i think it might be partially because if it becomes a thing it might get trending and will bring people to his videos, increasing his views. but also because stephanie seems to not like the beard and so this might be a way to annoy her

    • @jamesmanning5159
      @jamesmanning5159 4 роки тому +2

      r/whoosh

  • @Kalebpro12
    @Kalebpro12 4 роки тому +68

    2:17 I like how you even care to make the video time match

  • @ruissuu
    @ruissuu 4 роки тому +594

    Matpat: "I repeat! I totally do not want MatDaddy to be a thing!"
    The entire Game Theorist community: Hi MatDaddy.

  • @justchan2443
    @justchan2443 2 роки тому +8

    Imagine your grandma dies from corona virus and this pops up in your recommended

  • @croissant1949
    @croissant1949 4 роки тому +1186

    Matpat: Don’t call me MatDaddy
    Everyone: So Dadpat?

  • @betsymiller2744
    @betsymiller2744 4 роки тому +171

    Matpat: Today we’re doing a theory on-
    UA-cam: Allow me to introduce myself.

    • @aceofdiamonds2218
      @aceofdiamonds2218 4 роки тому +1

      *Matdaddy

    • @HelenGPitts
      @HelenGPitts 4 роки тому

      Previous month I was able to withdraw my first five figure paycheck ever!!! I've been working for this provider on-line for 24 months now and I never been happier... They are paying me $95 per hour, and the most important thing about it is the fact I am not really that tech-savvy, they only asked for standard understanding of internet and elementary typing skill...The best thing about this job is the more free time I got for my loved ones. I am in a position to dedicate quality time with my friends and family and look after my children and also going on holiday vacation together with them very routinely. Don't neglect this chance and try to react rapidly. This is what I do... *grab26­.­c­o­m*

  • @roguedogx
    @roguedogx 4 роки тому +97

    7:52 I hope that was reverse psychology, because you're stuck with it now.

  • @LssjMagnumblitz
    @LssjMagnumblitz Рік тому +8

    This came out on my 18th birthday while I was in Juvie.

  • @jonathanzimpfer1367
    @jonathanzimpfer1367 4 роки тому +129

    When he said “Hairy” and “Old” I immediately was like “Oh the one old monkey in Donkey Kong” and then ten more seconds passed and...

    • @alistairc1903
      @alistairc1903 4 роки тому +1

      inferior sprite cranberry

    • @Atellas
      @Atellas 4 роки тому +5

      Spooky Filmz Ent. Dude, no one likes a downer. If you’re going to put stuff like this on a video, then don’t be here. No one wants to hear you put out crap like this with everything going on in this world right now. We don’t need more negative people in this world. If you don’t like the video, then just leave.

    • @dylanthatsit390
      @dylanthatsit390 4 роки тому +2

      @@Atellas It's their own video that they're telling people to dislike. I'm not sure what their motive is but meh

    • @Atellas
      @Atellas 4 роки тому +2

      JustDeer NothingElse oh I thought they were telling people to dislike the Game Theory vid whilst promoting their own video but you might be right.

    • @glitchyguru6468
      @glitchyguru6468 4 роки тому +1

      ​@@Atellas It's probably just a "publicity is publicity, good or bad" thing. This is their way of getting people to check out their channel, albeit for the wrong reasons.

  • @jokeofalltrades2838
    @jokeofalltrades2838 4 роки тому +535

    MatPat: "Peach is the most secluded and most likely to survive the outbreak."
    Rosalina: *Laughs in space princess*

    • @GreyWolfLeaderTW
      @GreyWolfLeaderTW 4 роки тому +47

      Samus: *Laughs in Loner Space Bounty Hunter in Atmopsherically Sealed Space Suit*

    • @ranya5072
      @ranya5072 4 роки тому +3

      well, there ARE a lot of stuff left in space due to astronauts n stuff...

    • @dakillerpyro_
      @dakillerpyro_ 4 роки тому +7

      TadStrange2k
      Paulutina: *Laughs in Sky temple*

    • @yasmineowens6272
      @yasmineowens6272 4 роки тому +1

      True

    • @yasmineowens6272
      @yasmineowens6272 4 роки тому

      True

  • @icemanworldnetwork5533
    @icemanworldnetwork5533 4 роки тому +2976

    MatPat: “I’m building a better UA-cam.”
    Also MatPat:

  • @That1guyiknow
    @That1guyiknow 2 роки тому +9

    Mat coming up with this video: How can I use a pandemic for personal gain?

    • @Yeetusdeletus897
      @Yeetusdeletus897 Рік тому +4

      I feel like this video was more educational than anything. It was made in the early days of the pandemic and used something his audience likes (video games) to help others be aware and educated when it came to the virus

  • @ZachariahMBaird
    @ZachariahMBaird 4 роки тому +354

    "Princess Peach has no facial hair" False. She has sideburns.

  • @Ani_150
    @Ani_150 4 роки тому +72

    the virus that shell not be named: *exist*
    steve: *drinking milk noises*

  • @danielrazo450
    @danielrazo450 4 роки тому +2106

    Next Game Theory: Which Nintendo character could escape Auschwitz?

  • @pjduker05
    @pjduker05 3 роки тому +2

    Samus. She wears an armored space suit. Boom. Finished your video for you in less than 10 seconds.

  • @shadowray4770
    @shadowray4770 4 роки тому +210

    Mark: "Don't cause panic."
    Game theory: "WhO gOnNa LiVe AnD wHo GoNnA DiE"

    • @HexZ_
      @HexZ_ 4 роки тому

      How in any way is this video causing panic?!?

    • @shadowray4770
      @shadowray4770 4 роки тому +2

      @@HexZ_ How exactly would you feel if you saw a video with a title that, in the middle of a pandemic, baited you by making you think you or someone close to you might die because of it? It's not exactly a reassuring thought.

  • @bigmidge3098
    @bigmidge3098 4 роки тому +103

    What about Master Cheif, he has a filtrated helmet, and full body armor. Just something to think about.

    • @superduperalex5248
      @superduperalex5248 4 роки тому +1

      It was exactly what i was thinking

    • @leonardchurch814
      @leonardchurch814 4 роки тому +5

      Lonely_Demon his armor literally fought off a viral infestation that wanted to console all life. Probably every space marine/super soldier will survive it.

    • @hectorvillela5445
      @hectorvillela5445 4 роки тому +2

      Ya doom guy too

    • @holo_2709
      @holo_2709 4 роки тому

      EXACTLY

    • @propheinx2250
      @propheinx2250 4 роки тому +2

      Or Elizabeth from bioshock infinite. She's completely isolated for basically her entire life.

  • @esoij
    @esoij 4 роки тому +396

    Mario will survive.
    I mean, he'll die, but he'll respawn at the beginning of the level without Corona virus

    • @dankolord
      @dankolord 4 роки тому +5

      And the fact if he get infected he will shrink and be fine.

    • @esoij
      @esoij 4 роки тому

      @@dankolord yeah lol

    • @SVD63Ninja
      @SVD63Ninja 4 роки тому +3

      Plus the guy's resiliant af,i'm sure he can handle a two week period of breathing issues and face irritation. Not to mention his doctor work gave him super meds-

    • @anonymousperson0
      @anonymousperson0 4 роки тому +4

      Same with Frisk as he/she has determination and will just respawn

    • @esoij
      @esoij 4 роки тому

      @@SVD63Ninja ok

  • @Demonai_Warrior
    @Demonai_Warrior 3 роки тому +11

    What the hell, this is real?

  • @arekkusu0o
    @arekkusu0o 4 роки тому +575

    MatPat: *is married with a kid*
    Also MatPat: “Ah, the perks of being forever alone”

    • @retrgamer-xx5fs
      @retrgamer-xx5fs 4 роки тому +2

      Micha505 you never know

    • @imge509
      @imge509 4 роки тому +12

      ... i think you should check your grammer mistakes before leaving a comment... this sounds SO wrong...

    • @hanakoisbestgirl4752
      @hanakoisbestgirl4752 4 роки тому +4

      @Micha505 married with a kid, not married to a kid

    • @hanakoisbestgirl4752
      @hanakoisbestgirl4752 4 роки тому +2

      @Super Ninja Playz Games its their own video, just report and move on, don't even give them the clicks

    • @raphaelmelaku2615
      @raphaelmelaku2615 4 роки тому +1

      Married with a kid?

  • @betnd7066
    @betnd7066 4 роки тому +304

    Wouldn't Michael be the best survivor since:
    "he won't die"
    "he won't die"
    "he won't die"
    But if he died would he still be sick? :/
    Edit: For those in the comments, what if he survived (like every previous time)?

    • @S-CB-SL-Animations
      @S-CB-SL-Animations 4 роки тому +2

      I get the FNAF: Sister Location reference!

    • @luca0449
      @luca0449 4 роки тому

      I don't think he needs to breath

    • @solo_leo4454
      @solo_leo4454 4 роки тому +1

      Juggled Lotus imma put a stick in the box

    • @coolthefool1
      @coolthefool1 4 роки тому +2

      Vomits up robot spaghetti

    • @ejjwef9884
      @ejjwef9884 4 роки тому

      May I ask wich Michael?

  • @AFewDonkeys
    @AFewDonkeys 4 роки тому +239

    Master chief almost never takes his suit off and his air filters can filter the flood spores. I think he is the most likely to survive

    • @golden2718
      @golden2718 4 роки тому +10

      Also doom guy but demon addtion

    • @jacobbeauchamp7465
      @jacobbeauchamp7465 4 роки тому +4

      Seamus also

    • @Erikulum
      @Erikulum 4 роки тому +4

      and Olimar

    • @Paper_Thief
      @Paper_Thief 4 роки тому +3

      The augmentations he underwent made his immune system over powered. Suit or not he wouldn’t even know he had it.

    • @attackcrash0787
      @attackcrash0787 4 роки тому +3

      The ones most likely to survive honestly are those that don't have physical bodies.

  • @tinydancerpresents1504
    @tinydancerpresents1504 3 роки тому +1

    What about Rosalina? She's on a spaceship away from most of humanity with her lumas who also could stay quarantined with her. She's also kind of young.

    • @CosmicGoku529
      @CosmicGoku529 2 роки тому

      Young? She is at least 100 years old. Possibly millions of years old. As for the rest you are right.

  • @sel_sel7523
    @sel_sel7523 4 роки тому +371

    [CENSORED] More like [REDACTED]

    • @michaeldistortedrosen7245
      @michaeldistortedrosen7245 4 роки тому +11

      [CENSORED] More like [REDACTED]

    • @the_eternal_paradox
      @the_eternal_paradox 4 роки тому +9

      [DATA EXPUNGED]

    • @JoshLefelhocz
      @JoshLefelhocz 4 роки тому +5

      @@michaeldistortedrosen7245 As in, the SCP Foundation is muzzling the world, and that the virus-that-shall-not-be-named is secretly a dormant variant of 008.

    • @Bluey
      @Bluey 4 роки тому +2

      [REDACTED] More like [WHAT THE □□□□ MAN???? YOU SAY PEOPEL REPOBBLICK OF DOUBLE CHIN IS MICHEAL JACKSON - BAD?!]

    • @michaeldistortedrosen7245
      @michaeldistortedrosen7245 4 роки тому

      Josh Lefelhocz that would be funny

  • @jdawg0828
    @jdawg0828 4 роки тому +130

    Peach's gloves only help her if she takes them off and washes or discards them though. If she's always wearing them, they're not providing any protection when she does something like rubbing her eyes.

    • @mavendeo
      @mavendeo 4 роки тому +14

      …which she does a lot. Mostly to wipe away tears and such.

    • @josephpaulson9495
      @josephpaulson9495 4 роки тому +5

      The way you take off the gloves matters too. It is VERY hard to take off a full outfit of contamination-safe clothing without accidentally touching yourself, and I doubt peach would know how to do that well with gloves.

    • @nathanmonka5958
      @nathanmonka5958 4 роки тому +4

      #matdaddy spread it

    • @sora5662
      @sora5662 4 роки тому +3

      Honestly expected someone like doom guy to win it. Literally on another planet, zero to none human interaction, full body suit that's completely sealed and probably some level of superhuman health.

    • @mrdark7362
      @mrdark7362 4 роки тому

      bushgirllives.link/JL9x3ErLNJIf

  • @drewlmao
    @drewlmao 4 роки тому +145

    Shouldn’t samus be the most likely to survive? She’s fairly young, lives in space, probably spends a lot of her time off screen isolated, and whenever she goes on an adventure she wears a full protective mask and suit

    • @SheriffDuncanFlynn
      @SheriffDuncanFlynn 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, that does make sense!

    • @wyn9693
      @wyn9693 4 роки тому +1

      Shouldn't literally any character survive because plot armour

    • @hurtalloy9397
      @hurtalloy9397 4 роки тому +6

      Wait, if that is the case then shouldn’t master chief survive too? He has been around flood spores and wears his protective suit basically always

    • @Reishadowen
      @Reishadowen 4 роки тому +5

      That was my first thought as well. Although, she does come into contact with several aliens, foreign ecosystems, etc., there was even a whole game or two about a pathogen (parasite-X) being a game mechanic, so maybe not. I also thought of Master Chief, but similar scenario (the Flood). Although he does have energy shields, so that's a whole other topic...

    • @borgerjesus3741
      @borgerjesus3741 4 роки тому +3

      Doom slayer also

  • @pittoopokemon
    @pittoopokemon 2 роки тому +8

    The next few days of comments will exclusively be oney plays viewers coming to comment the same exact thing

  • @meldahneem2675
    @meldahneem2675 4 роки тому +316

    Matdaddy: doesn't want to be called Matdaddy
    Everyone: MATDADDY MATDADDY

  • @katydiaz6490
    @katydiaz6490 4 роки тому +388

    Matdaddy: "DON'T CALL ME MATDADDY"
    EVERYONE:" MATDADDY "

    • @john98765333
      @john98765333 4 роки тому +19

      That was reverse psychology, he wants you to call him that.

    • @joecas3960
      @joecas3960 4 роки тому +13

      Respect his wishes call him MatMommy

    • @tes33720
      @tes33720 4 роки тому +7

      He clearly wants people to. The way he said all that >_>

    • @powerketchap1012
      @powerketchap1012 4 роки тому +1

      OwO matdaddy! Iwuve wou!!! Iwm a bwig fan! >w< MATDADDY!!!!! iwve watched the whole fwive nifghts ad OwOdy!!!! (☆w☆)

    • @powerketchap1012
      @powerketchap1012 4 роки тому

      Ps my comments will now be that

  • @djoimaj
    @djoimaj 4 роки тому +801

    Cody from The Alternate History hub sent his regards
    And we are his Jebsmen

    • @TheGreatCooLite
      @TheGreatCooLite 4 роки тому +73

      Jeb is our lord and savior, in fact he is the reincarnation of Kennedy, Lincoln, and Jesus Christ himself

    • @Ugglehjelm
      @Ugglehjelm 4 роки тому +31

      All hail Jeb!

    • @yetanotherrandomviewer
      @yetanotherrandomviewer 4 роки тому +57

      Had too see if this video was real.

    • @odisseaschatz7332
      @odisseaschatz7332 4 роки тому +16

      JEB IS ALL

    • @swaze2199
      @swaze2199 4 роки тому +15

      FOR THE GOD EMPEROR JEB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Catastrophe.
    @Catastrophe. 2 роки тому +2

    HOW DARE YOU! THE WIIU WAS MY FIRST STEP INTO MODERN GAMING!!!!!!

  • @abdelrahmanamr651
    @abdelrahmanamr651 4 роки тому +145

    Matdaddy: Listen everyone, I am not Matdaddy
    Everyone else: HE IS MATDADDY