when you're a irish car bomber or a limmy person you tend to have the facial features and nuances of old world appearance. how do i know this? because i am one and she turned the weeun's against me
adam's dialogues sometimes feel ai genererated -"i don't think she'd be proud of me" -"i think she'd be really proud" -"i think so too!" -"i don't think she's proud of you anyway" -"yeah that's a good point"
Oney and co. always manage to make the most cringey, awkward content funny as hell and infinitely quotable. "I know people who DIED at that shit!" and "You have NOTHING, no talent!" are prime examples.
Every time they bring up the trumpet guy, I always am pleased by their impressions of him. Gives me a green shit eating grin from ear to ear every time
5:58 "no! If he dies we'll be sent back like 48 chapers!" "Did we save recently?" "NO!" "Whats the run button?" Legitimately brought me straight back to highschool 😂 the exact type of argument me and my friends would have.
What's still impressive is how this channel was just meant to be just a side thing for Chris because everyone were doing it back in 2014 but then it managed to outlive other ones like Super Best Friends Play(RIP) and far more
Dude rethinking the 9/11 bit is so fucking funny He knew people who died on 9/11 The guy with the Osama Bin Laden beard knew people who died at that shit
my favourite thing about compilation channels is that they NEVER make all the clips the same volume, so I have to turn up whisper quiet volume then have my speakers blown out on the next clip
1:24 funniest part is that HE'S the guy that posted the video. The guy that raged and flipped out. He actually posted it himself to try to like shame the guy that made the joke, thinking he was in the right and being totally reasonable lmao. Made a buffoon of himself fr
My favorite thing that I still quote to my girlfriend: " Eugh. I came all the way from Philly 'cause nobody there will f*ck me. " and now she has started doing the Jeff " eugh " like I do.
I pretty much just keep coming back here for the first 30 seconds. It’s enough to sustain my life force. Especially since they censor the “c-coming…” bit on the channel compilation, and that just kneecaps the delicious awkwardness
Watching OneyPlays is like listening in on the table at the back of the classroom
this is the realest comparison ive ever heard
Instantly made it lame
Nah it’s the forbidden cafeteria table
other people were paying atte4ntion to us?
*takes out my cock*
dark cory makes an appearance on the thumbnail!
Dark Orrey
He looks like the fucking intruder in Mandela Catalog
I thought it was like a Down syndrome Sam Hyde
Darth Beck
Cory’s making maidens moist and wanting ❤
'They were SUPER Irish names'
'Magnifica and T H E B O R G'
underrated
@@kiwi_arms Good ol' Borg Paskhenti O'neill.
11:50 for anyone interested
Irito
5:15 this part always fucking kills me. zach's disappointed "chris... chris...", and chris doubling down and going "that's good" is just gold
OOOOOOOOOMPHHHH
He was channeling dingdong there
Every time I hear that I picture JumperJraws' animation, so I imagine Zach says it with fear rather than disappointment 😂
0:22 i feel like chris apologized because everyone in the room was staring at him in disbelief
The dead silence afterwards makes this part pure gold.
I've always imagined the opposite where everyone is just looking at the screen/down in silence and Chris apologizes after no one makes eye contact
The voice he says it in and the obvious lack of direction in what he said, and THEN the silence. No wonder Chris fell apart
And Corey's "This is what all men think about" after is also perfect
@@ubermaster134”guys literally only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting”
Chris O’Neill’s face does not look like something that belongs in the 21st century. More like something you’d expect to see around 450 to 1250
Probably because he is Irish
Chris looks like he's ready to pull a sword out of an ancient rock at any moment.
when you're a irish car bomber or a limmy person you tend to have the facial features and nuances of old world appearance. how do i know this? because i am one and she turned the weeun's against me
Chris looks like he been farming and eating gruel his whole life
Ireland
adam's dialogues sometimes feel ai genererated
-"i don't think she'd be proud of me"
-"i think she'd be really proud"
-"i think so too!"
-"i don't think she's proud of you anyway"
-"yeah that's a good point"
That’s what smoking weed every day at a young age does
adam is an ai a.d.a.m. automated dialogue as man
npc dialogue
@@Poliswag7mkay mom.
@@Poliswag7Ermmmm actually it was Salvia, Adam Ragusea has never once EVER smoked crack with his best friend Hunter.
Oney and co. always manage to make the most cringey, awkward content funny as hell and infinitely quotable. "I know people who DIED at that shit!" and "You have NOTHING, no talent!" are prime examples.
You're no artist! An artist respects the silence that serves as the foundation of creativity!
Every time they bring up the trumpet guy, I always am pleased by their impressions of him. Gives me a green shit eating grin from ear to ear every time
"The moment my child is boring I will kill it." is the worst yet possibly funniest phrase I've ever heard.
YOURE A NO TALENT! MEDIOCRE! PIECE OF SHIT!!! *throws bag of worms on the ground*
4:33 my favorite thing here is the gameplay of him just running around aimlessly while explaining this insane story
there's like a universal phenomenon of just running and jumping in a videogame while you're on the phone and I think that's what's on display here
5:58 "no! If he dies we'll be sent back like 48 chapers!"
"Did we save recently?"
"NO!"
"Whats the run button?"
Legitimately brought me straight back to highschool 😂 the exact type of argument me and my friends would have.
What's still impressive is how this channel was just meant to be just a side thing for Chris because everyone were doing it back in 2014 but then it managed to outlive other ones like Super Best Friends Play(RIP) and far more
Pour one out for our boys, their dynamic is missed.
SKULLGIIIIIIIIIIIRLS
I think it helps that the guys keep the channel really casual. That and unlike alot of other channels, their isn't as much infighting if any
@@gkkk2735yeah they don’t treat it like a business it’s just a group of friends playing games
Damn, I miss Super Best Friends.... I feel like Patt was the reason they broke up he was just way to aggressive.
to this day my boyfriend and i still say "siri meweeheeheehee"
Someone trying to ERP at an improv class is the funniest scenario the oneys have ever come up with
The fact that he pitifully apologizes after makes it even funnier
28:39 I love that zach says Amy Rose but then immediately corrects himself to reference guptill
the rat dancing video is a modern classic now
That's how my dreams open now.
Cory's ska chanting sealed the deal
*Rats, rats, we are the rats*
*celebrating yet another birthday bash*
The moments where they break from the bits and get awkwardly worried are the best
With all the shit they say it’s really funny to see their jokes sometimes flop and them laughing at the uncomfortable silence when it’s too much
I've seen all of these moments numerous times but that's not gonna stop me from watching every compilation anyway
Dude rethinking the 9/11 bit is so fucking funny
He knew people who died on 9/11
The guy with the Osama Bin Laden beard knew people who died at that shit
The pilots who hijacked the planes were his best friends, those are the people he knew who died in that sh*t
Science could learn so much from studying the brain functions of both Cory and Adam, but we don't have the tech yet.
the technology isn't sensitive enough to sense their brain waves
@@kuunt6065I’m 80% sure if we use today’s instruments it would explode mid data collection
@@slingshotnerdit would be like the Roger Rabbit scene in _A Nightmare On Elm Street._
Adam is the human embodiment of an Oblivion conversation
17:46 "Heeey!" Burns fucking dies.
13:06 the simultaneous “oh my god”
Chris & Zach fusion. Chrach.
@@Slop_Dogg pronounced as "cratch"
"crotch" if you're English
What about it?
What about it?
4:52 Lyle's laughter is so contagious here lmao
15:36 has to be my favorite DingDong moment.
Literally cannot watch this clip without losing my shit 😂
I miss DD and Julian
@@STOPPEDINCOLORADO
Don’t we all
siri me wee he hee
@@Tee-Birds-Stupid-Baby-AccountGoogle spedoodle
0:19 I love the silence
16:10 oh Adam
25:09 good improve
25:55 rat scream
Okay the first clip got me convinced that this is indeed a very good compilation
that’s what’s going on in my mind at all times
this guy sounds like the yellow person from smiling friends
@angeldust6594 🤯
lmfao @@blondy6472
No he doesn't.
@@DistractedGlobeGuy mhmmmmmmmm
Because he is
17:29 immediately can tell this is a lie without him having to elaborate cause ain't no way this mf wouldn't have said DIED
14:25 "Hello Cory,Ronald Reagan here."
"GET THE FUCK OUT!!!"
That bit slayed me.
15:15 u choppa da sushi u unchoppa da sushi kills me
my favourite thing about compilation channels is that they NEVER make all the clips the same volume, so I have to turn up whisper quiet volume then have my speakers blown out on the next clip
My bad man the editor I use is shit with audio but if you want to try and make every clip the same amount of loudness be my guest
@@LiquidRat420 if I was going to make a compilation I would - I think there are enough of those now though
The patty and selma part of Springfield vr will never not be amazing.. the complete odds of saying that and them appearing is so well timed
You know what else is well timed? Reading your comment as soon as that clip started playing.
i keep forgetting chris looks like that . he calls himself fat but he looks skinny as hell to me ...
He actually phototshops his face on random people he actually never goes outside
@@LiquidRat420 That's because any exposure to non Irish sunlight will kill him.
he used to be a bit pudgy but he’s really leaned up in the last couple years
Chris really does look like a medieval peasant
he is one
Yeah it's called being Irish
He looks like the forgotten Weasley cousin
No he looks like a medieval jester
It's the taters and Guinness.
1:24 funniest part is that HE'S the guy that posted the video. The guy that raged and flipped out. He actually posted it himself to try to like shame the guy that made the joke, thinking he was in the right and being totally reasonable lmao. Made a buffoon of himself fr
@Bap-lt4ms that actually makes me wonder if the whole thing was staged... lmao
The LA air infected cory
The bit about the FIFTEEN demons always gets me
As soon as I saw your comment that part of the video played😂
2:31 to be fair…chris said “go inside” 😭
CORY'S HEAD ISN'T SQUARE SHAPPED????!!!
2:30 is just kind of infuriating. Adam has legit brain damage.
It's iconic
Why did Chris say inside? He was looking for an inside
My favorite thing that I still quote to my girlfriend: " Eugh. I came all the way from Philly 'cause nobody there will f*ck me. " and now she has started doing the Jeff " eugh " like I do.
The contagion continues to spread
It's so over. 😔
I can't take adam and cory sometimes, they both in different ways seem like an alien race tried to make a human and somehow ended up creating them lol
Ding Dong claims to be an alien but those two lunatics might actually not be human
2:29 that wasn't even Adams fault, Chris said "go inside" and then gets mad when he tries to go inside the building 😂
Good vid! Keep it up. Loved seeing some of the less popular bits that you dont see in every best of or compilation.
your icon is a fucking jumpscare from my childhood
Thank you man I love the lesser known parts because they are always fucking gold
Your pfp gave me flashbacks
Let's make an ironic WORST of Oneyplays. And show parts in between jokes.
@el.blanco8961 that's this video bro
That funny man - funny woman bit is hard to find in clip comps It cracks me up whenever it does
starts c-cumming-
Hello Cory, Ronald Reagan here
12:26 to this day is my favorite Ding-Dong sass moment
that first clip really sums up the oneyplays experience
Guhbuh bagga badaabadoo!
@@EsteemedReptilehey! hey! hey! hey!
10:41 this is my secret talent whenever asked 😂
Slowly turning into an adult male?
The indecent on isle 7 one will never not be funny
The rugrats playthrough is a certified dd & j classic
@@BeanbonVG one of the best ones ever, I love how much we got to hear Julian laugh in it even though it happens a lot
I pretty much just keep coming back here for the first 30 seconds. It’s enough to sustain my life force. Especially since they censor the “c-coming…” bit on the channel compilation, and that just kneecaps the delicious awkwardness
Love how half of these clips are also featured in their "best of bad jokes" compilation
Shhhh :)
cory wearing his iconic school shooter garb
barony has a arachnophobia mode, it replaces all the giant terrifying spiders with giant horrifying crustaceans
15:48 “siri, mi we hee hee hee”
This might make me sound like a schizo but the bit where Chris says sorry reminds me of Tom Fulps Cameo in smiling friends
*Pulls out cock* sorry
Well Tom ruined a nice family dinner by vomiting and Chris ruined a bit about a funni man and a funni woman by pulling his cock out and cumming
i still dont even know who these goblins look like. those people in the thumbnail could be anyone for all i know
27:52 - 28:56 is probably my favorite part of this video
26:40 i really liked that joke
Chris looks so much like his uncle, both funny guys 🤟🏼🤟🏼
Amazing selection 1:40 has been one of my favorite moments for years
Jeff is in all of these. Coincidence?!?
Holy shit is that dark cory
glad u started with the dancing rats clip, my personal favorite
third night falling asleep to this ty
2:20 every time I see gameplay of Lego City Undercover I get a little mad at how fun it looks
watching this channel from 2016 til present really shaped my entire sense of humor, taste in basically everything. literally life changing
i love the rat one because everyone just joins in and knows EXACTLY what to do
Liquidrat
This compilation makes me epic bacon lol
Watching oneyplays is like sitting with the weird kids at lunchtime
Bro thinks he's mistertwister2000
:|
Adam is so cool, I wish he was on more videos
Julian wasn't the funniest, but man he had the most infectious laughter
Who doesn't love Julian
Ding Dong was funny enough for both of them, plus their chemistry with Chris was unmatched.
Julian and Ding Dong are still pretty good in their current streams, but it definitely loses something without Chris bouncing off of them
Lovin' the thumbnail of Chris and Cory in their iconic legacy garb.
19:36 🤣 I was weezin. I started listening to OneyPlays comps in the background while i do stuff and this just made me wheeze so much
I could listen to Zach and Chris riff for hours
Not even seconds in and we get a Zach moment, truly one of the greatest things of all time 🔥🔥🔥👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
“Hello Cory Ronald Reagan here.”
What a perfect video to start with at the beginning lol
22:42 he makes this same noise of pure angst after Alphys compares herself to a trashcan.
15:32 Im fucking crying😂
Day 9682 of listening to oney plays. Still cannot figure out if adam is playing a character. It's dark, and tomar robbed me of all my emeralds
The video got better when he screamed
Love the vid, such a good compilation
Thank you so much man
I sometimes re-listen to 0:00 over and over again
Consider more
Lol no
@@LiquidRat420damn...
@@TheVOODOO271I read that in Shadows voice. Not here, damn...
@@an8790 exactly how I meant it boi
I love how Adam's always high on fentanyl
I love how this has blown up in the past 48 hours
Me too
20:17 they say "pal" or "mate" usually
still to this day wonder what jeff's elementary story was
I like OneyPlays as much as the next guy but please refrain from showing Dark Cory in the future
I apologize I thought it would be funny but I now understand the distress it could cause especially after the plane incident
someone said that oneyplays is a bad channel so i’m thinking of sending this to them
I don't ever want to see their faces. I can't think of them as humans
ya'll circumcised?
No I like to keep my cheese
I'm so glad this channel exists its honestly a blessing that it does
I think about “indecent on aisle 7” so much
Holy shit I thought that was Sam Hyde in the thumbnail and got excited for a Sam Hyde X Oneyplays cross over
That would be fire
Somehow I doubt they’re gonna collar with an active white supremacist
Yeah, oneyplays is best-er than an ant
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Cmon guys, that’s disrespectful by this point.
I love you
Siri me wee hehehe
Is that.....*GULP*....Dark Cory?