Broke: Pretending to date a yandere Woke: Actually dating a yandere Bespoke: Asking a yandere to pretend to date you so that you can date them without having to actually ask them out
[Later that night] Me: "Hey so cousin Ricky was found in a ditch with his arms and legs broken, do you know anything about this?" Fake: "No, why would you ask" Me: "Well the last time anyone saw him he was hitting on you and you said and I quote, 'he's going on the list.' I'm going to ask one more time, are you sure you don't know anything about this?" Fake: "..." Me: (Squints) "..." Fake: (Begins to sweat) "..." Me: "... Yeah I knew you were the perfect person to bring along" (Fake and I do our best bud handshake then she chloroforms me)
Main benefit of having a yandere girlfriend as a willing boyfriend/girlfriend: being able to give each other a *"look"* and then say "fetch me their souls" with a sadistic grin
I like it when you stick tropes together, maybe we can have a tomboy robot next or a tall monster girl or a kudere childhood best friend. There's really no going wrong with trope mashing
I'd immediately fall for a yandere like her. If she keeps dropping hints that she's okay with being my girlfriend, I'd say "You know what? Yeah, we're a couple."
"As if I'd ever deny you" is going on MY little list for sure 😳 First time listening to you in months and I had a blast. Everything was great. Except Ricky, naturally.
At first I was already writing the comment to put Ricky into the Death Note but where's the fun in that... Wouldn't it be much more entertaining to see him drowning in a special container rather than just taking a pencil, writing his name into the Death Note and seeing him die immediately.. Definitely reminds me of that one case in the old village where I used to live. Someone was owning some money to some gang and they threw that person into a sewage tank and filled it up with "human waste" from the sewage system. But those criminals were stupid because they took a picture of that guy and back then most sites didn't remove the exif* information from the pictures and that's how they got busted. *Exif information are automatically created by most of the phones and can contain GPS Info (that's how the Burger King foot lettuce guy got found), device info and back then the iPhones used to grab the 🍎account name and put it into the exif to the "Creator/Author" section.
A pretend girlfriend that's not a friends or enemies to lovers? A nice twist. Does one even need to mention that you don't talk politics around family? I mean, if your crazy uncle Frank's Facebook is already terrifying then imagine what talking politics with him is actually like.
Fake *breathes heavily* "I have got to do more cardio." Me: "No no, by all means, sit in this armchair and relax all day. Have some chocolates and all this very very fattening food while I go and practice sprinting." If all goes according to plan, when I make my inevitable escape attempt I'll be halfway to the police station before she reaches the door...
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Broke: Pretending to date a yandere
Woke: Actually dating a yandere
Bespoke: Asking a yandere to pretend to date you so that you can date them without having to actually ask them out
The whole family's in on the plan...except Ricky.
@@Ravenforce3 damn you, Ricky.
@@cetadel6597 lol
@@Ravenforce3 all my homies hate Ricky
After the pickle incident i understand why
I’m so glad she got to meet all of the other Joes! Weird Joe, Stinky Joe, Athletic Joe… Man I sure do have a big family!
And G.I. Joe?
@@autobotkepler6603 yeah, but he’s always too busy fighting to show up to the reunions
@@averagejoe5742 yeah fighting Cobra
Joe Mamma loved her, I hear.
Tell Little Joe we got basketball practice on Friday
[Later that night]
Me: "Hey so cousin Ricky was found in a ditch with his arms and legs broken, do you know anything about this?"
Fake: "No, why would you ask"
Me: "Well the last time anyone saw him he was hitting on you and you said and I quote, 'he's going on the list.' I'm going to ask one more time, are you sure you don't know anything about this?"
Fake: "..."
Me: (Squints) "..."
Fake: (Begins to sweat) "..."
Me: "... Yeah I knew you were the perfect person to bring along"
(Fake and I do our best bud handshake then she chloroforms me)
This is so f'ing cursed
Noooo Ricky 😩 he was a little sus but he was fun to be with when he starts twekin and acting up but ohh well he took it too far Rip Bozo👽
I like this chain of events
I loved getting her thought process throughout
Main benefit of having a yandere girlfriend as a willing boyfriend/girlfriend: being able to give each other a *"look"* and then say "fetch me their souls" with a sadistic grin
😂 yes
This story deserves a continuation, like: 1 year after...
DUDE I COULDN’T LISTEN TO THIS SERIOUSLY SHE SOUNDED LIKE A GIRL FORM OF THE POSTAL GUY THE WHOLE TIME I LOVE IT
I like it when you stick tropes together, maybe we can have a tomboy robot next or a tall monster girl or a kudere childhood best friend. There's really no going wrong with trope mashing
tbf, a yandere is a great girlfriend.
whoever will love you more than a yandere?
just don't say no to her... you'll survive easier that way.
I love these two tropes together, what a great frankensteins monster you have created for us fake
I'd immediately fall for a yandere like her. If she keeps dropping hints that she's okay with being my girlfriend, I'd say "You know what? Yeah, we're a couple."
This guy doesnt know but he just got a jackpot
"Like a Frankenstein's monster of previously used ideas..."
"As if I'd ever deny you" is going on MY little list for sure 😳
First time listening to you in months and I had a blast. Everything was great. Except Ricky, naturally.
Ever since i heard you say don't you worry bout a thing, my mind started playing that song for the remaining duration of the audio😐🙂
It's the vocal fry for me lol
youtube understands breathing sound as applause.Good ear brother
Definitely one of my favorites now
"How unforgivable....I always keep a shovel in the trunk of my car." Lol. Thanks FAKE ❤️ I needed the laugh good job
What a great video
What a great trope
ASMR won this time
Like a jam sandwich. You take to slices of bread and you jam them together. Jam those tropes together, I say! Jam! Keep having fun!!!
Attending family reunions? SMH couldn't be me
Thanks for the vid! ❤️✨
At first I was already writing the comment to put Ricky into the Death Note but where's the fun in that...
Wouldn't it be much more entertaining to see him drowning in a special container rather than just taking a pencil, writing his name into the Death Note and seeing him die immediately..
Definitely reminds me of that one case in the old village where I used to live.
Someone was owning some money to some gang and they threw that person into a sewage tank and filled it up with "human waste" from the sewage system.
But those criminals were stupid because they took a picture of that guy and back then most sites didn't remove the exif* information from the pictures and that's how they got busted.
*Exif information are automatically created by most of the phones and can contain GPS Info (that's how the Burger King foot lettuce guy got found), device info and back then the iPhones used to grab the 🍎account name and put it into the exif to the "Creator/Author" section.
Cousin Ricky seems to have all the times people said "F*ck cousin Ricky" in a _slightly_ different way than intended...
A pretend girlfriend that's not a friends or enemies to lovers? A nice twist.
Does one even need to mention that you don't talk politics around family? I mean, if your crazy uncle Frank's Facebook is already terrifying then imagine what talking politics with him is actually like.
Any chance we could get more of this story?
First. Also very cool video and sound effects.
Part 2 please?
This kinda gives the vibe of Maybe Meant to Be, but backwards LMAO
I read that too
Fake turn this into a series just like the others
Fake *breathes heavily* "I have got to do more cardio."
Me: "No no, by all means, sit in this armchair and relax all day. Have some chocolates and all this very very fattening food while I go and practice sprinting."
If all goes according to plan, when I make my inevitable escape attempt I'll be halfway to the police station before she reaches the door...
Wonderful video 😸
Is it bad or good
I feel personally called out. Still a great audio tho. 😅
still wondering if she has a twitch
Cute
I just started listening to this and why does she sound like a female Solid Snake/Naked Snake from MGS? Lol
Nah try the postal guy she sound more like him
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Hello,,there
1,000th like.
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