Harry Kane reacts to Slovenia draw

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  • Опубліковано 25 чер 2024
  • England captain Harry Kane reacts to his teams 0-0 draw against Slovenia which sees them top of the group and move into the next round.
    #england #euro2024 #harrykane #garethsouthgate
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  • @LukeyBoy82
    @LukeyBoy82 3 дні тому +320

    Appalling England performance, this video has more passion and creativity than the whole team

    • @meonly6471
      @meonly6471 3 дні тому +9

      That is not hard to do😂😂

    • @DerekHarrison-ue9vv
      @DerekHarrison-ue9vv 3 дні тому +12

      Yeah Obviously!😼

    • @meonly6471
      @meonly6471 3 дні тому +7

      ​@@DerekHarrison-ue9vv
      Yeah obviously we're all hurting from the criticism of us fan's expecting too much

    • @DerekHarrison-ue9vv
      @DerekHarrison-ue9vv 3 дні тому +4

      @@meonly6471 This is nothing new.I remember Mexico 86,started badly got to the quarter finals.Euro 88,we lost every game.Italia 90,didn’t start too well,got to the Semi final.The one tournament I remember that we started well was Spain 82.Won all our group games.It’s funny because Gareth has the best record of any England manager since Sir Alf won the World Cup in 1966.He took us to the World Cup semi final in 2018,as did Sir Bobby Robson,and took us to the Euro final in 2020(2021 because of Covid).Terry Venables got us to the Semi final in 1996.The footballs been turgid from us in this tournament,but I can still see us getting to the Semi final.He’s got to let the team loose,let them play their natural game.He’s been too cautious.Look at the way the Spanish have played,Austria against the Dutch yesterday.That’s how we need to be playing,with the handbrake off.

    • @ryanwade6019
      @ryanwade6019 3 дні тому +3

      Still finished group winners, what you moaning about 🤡

  • @paperviewcast
    @paperviewcast 3 дні тому +223

    "Spineless; bottlers; tactically clueless; haven't got a clue what you're doing; absolute morons. Looking back, maybe me and the guys shouldn't have been shouting things like that at Gareth and the coaching staff" 🤣

    • @meonly6471
      @meonly6471 3 дні тому +24

      Yeah obviously 😂😂

    • @roberthewer2268
      @roberthewer2268 3 дні тому +5

      @@meonly6471 hotnum totsspur could win the euros 😂 😂 that's what Harry would say yea obviously

    • @user-su6xn1po7w
      @user-su6xn1po7w 3 дні тому +3

      Southgate and Ange out

    • @user-su6xn1po7w
      @user-su6xn1po7w 3 дні тому +3

      Both clueless

    • @blank-dr2kx
      @blank-dr2kx 3 дні тому +2

      We heard it but you decided to write it all out what’s the point? 😂

  • @8bitgamerC64
    @8bitgamerC64 3 дні тому +113

    One thing about England, They never fail to disappoint.

    • @elzee4253
      @elzee4253 3 дні тому +5

      More like they never disappoint to fail

    • @Winter-gf9nt
      @Winter-gf9nt 3 дні тому +4

      Yeah obviously

    • @Freethinkingtheist77
      @Freethinkingtheist77 3 дні тому +4

      ​@@elzee4253Does that even make sense..? 🤔

    • @smanvir94
      @smanvir94 3 дні тому

      @@elzee4253 ur way sounds special in a bad way

    • @66pac57
      @66pac57 3 дні тому +2

      Being a Bolton fan I crave dissapointment it's par for the course

  • @yogibbear
    @yogibbear 3 дні тому +118

    The best comedy writes itself.

  • @topgazza
    @topgazza 3 дні тому +32

    “Not Yet to be Confirmed” “never heard of that country……” superb

  • @legionnairegonk4425
    @legionnairegonk4425 3 дні тому +76

    I will miss Gareth 'Southgoat' when he goes! His comedy value for Darren is the only perk of suffering his truly miserable football 😄.

    • @fault.
      @fault. 3 дні тому +12

      There’ll be plenty content after he gets the united Job

    • @peterarmstrong6730
      @peterarmstrong6730 3 дні тому +5

      The FA will bring in someone equally inept so the comedy will continue , be sure of that.

  • @amandaliverpool3374
    @amandaliverpool3374 3 дні тому +37

    A mask for hurt feelings 😌 and broken heart 💔 😂😂😂

  • @paperviewcast
    @paperviewcast 3 дні тому +55

    I agree with Kane, I've never heard of Not Yet To Be Confirmed, but I'm sure they've probably got better tactics than Gareth Southgate

    • @stevenbrown6912
      @stevenbrown6912 3 дні тому +1

      Gareth Southgate's tactics are yet to be confirmed.

    • @jamespayne9331
      @jamespayne9331 День тому

      There's a video going around of Garath safegate wearing a life jacket whilst washing his car!!

  • @iandickson1940
    @iandickson1940 3 дні тому +36

    Brilliant Darren, as usual..someone has to cheer us up!!

  • @TheDiamondcutter101
    @TheDiamondcutter101 3 дні тому +31

    The guy has a squad full of high quality, in some cases world class, players and he's pining for a guy who I genuinely wouldn't take in the Scotland team. Mental.

    • @jasonlee4267
      @jasonlee4267 3 дні тому +3

      most of the England squad are not world class, they are surrounded by world class players at club level, but like almost all England teams for the past 20+ years, they are over rated and full of individuals, we always lack any close quarters skill going forward, with the exception of a few occasions, although at the moment its like watching paint dry

    • @lesliehall7683
      @lesliehall7683 2 дні тому +3

      World class my ass,they can't even beat a man,8 passes across the back and then back to the keeper,kick the ball up the field

  • @marklockey4434
    @marklockey4434 3 дні тому +20

    On a positive note, watching England has given me an extra hour and a half kip every night - I've dozed off in all three games, yeah obviously.

  • @Cureboy1
    @Cureboy1 3 дні тому +30

    In my lifetime I can only remember it being enjoyable to watch England on rare occasions

    • @gazzie12000
      @gazzie12000 3 дні тому +8

      Yep, I'm 61 and totally agree ! This is nothing new, it happens in just about every tournament we play in.

    • @Gehinomlezvuvim
      @Gehinomlezvuvim 3 дні тому +1

      You re correct... The ONLY highlight i remember from them was the free kick of Beckham vs Greece... And that s why i am from Greece 😂

    • @grahammitchell8524
      @grahammitchell8524 3 дні тому +6

      Italia 90, Euro 96 and thrashing Germany 5-1in Michael Owen's time.

    • @PEGGLORE
      @PEGGLORE 3 дні тому +2

      Italia 90 best I seen of England, when I was 10. Gascoigne and Lineker was really good at the time. Lineker also crapped himself during a game which was classic and unexpected.

    • @stevebowness9435
      @stevebowness9435 3 дні тому +2

      66 to 70.

  • @mohamadkhazal2390
    @mohamadkhazal2390 3 дні тому +19

    Thanks Dan. Your video is 100 times more entertaining than the boring stuff we watched last night.

    • @Sleepywhispers79
      @Sleepywhispers79 3 дні тому

      Who's Dan, is he Southgates new replacement 🤣🤣

  • @theabandonedhunter3604
    @theabandonedhunter3604 3 дні тому +54

    SloENGLAND is 💯 correct!!

  • @user-id6ke6xz9n
    @user-id6ke6xz9n 3 дні тому +10

    Darren Farley always brightens my day. 😂😂

  • @gintama718
    @gintama718 3 дні тому +36

    Whenever Germany wins, you should make a video of Harry Kane supporting Germany. Yeah, obviously.

  • @curtistootell7380
    @curtistootell7380 3 дні тому +35

    Waiting for this and it's cheered me up a bit 😂

  • @janghussain3438
    @janghussain3438 3 дні тому +11

    It’s like going back in a time machine when England play in the euros or World Cup,

  • @nonnayoubuzinnes1669
    @nonnayoubuzinnes1669 3 дні тому +53

    Notice the real Kane trying SO hard not to say "err obviously" anymore? 🤣🤣

  • @brendanmallon1479
    @brendanmallon1479 3 дні тому +35

    Not yet to be confirmed 😂😂

  • @firsteerr
    @firsteerr 3 дні тому +21

    im so glad for harry he hasnt been on the pitch for the opening games

    • @fatbelly27
      @fatbelly27 3 дні тому +4

      Didn't I see him walking around? He was the guy with a guide dog on a lead

  • @audreyhall8644
    @audreyhall8644 3 дні тому +5

    Been waiting for these coming through.
    Brilliant.

  • @danz5607
    @danz5607 3 дні тому +5

    This is asbsolute Gold! If only the players and the so called manager spoke the truth this is what they should be saying, instead they blame fans, cant take criticism for playing rubbish, make every excuse under the sun instead of just owning it properly. Farley sums it up perfectly!

  • @J.J.Fox.1953.
    @J.J.Fox.1953. 3 дні тому +10

    Steve Bruce for the next England job, "WELL YOU KNOW" 🥬 🍟🍕🍔 🥓🌭 mmm cheesy grub for the players on the flight home next week 😂🤣

  • @paulmartindale2218
    @paulmartindale2218 2 дні тому +1

    I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂 you’re absolutely brilliant and even the mannerisms are spot on!!👏🏾👏🏾

  • @mosthighoverall6241
    @mosthighoverall6241 3 дні тому +11

    Didn't even watch it.. I knew it would be excruciating. 😂😂

  • @garyarnold9311
    @garyarnold9311 3 дні тому +6

    Commentator….“Some how you’ve won the group”😂

  • @user-keepitreal420
    @user-keepitreal420 3 дні тому +15

    I only respected Southgate for his waistcoats. Now we have nothing.

    • @davidtomlinson6138
      @davidtomlinson6138 3 дні тому +1

      He just wears a white t- shirt WITHOUT the three lions on it ! 🤔🙄

  • @lyndac173
    @lyndac173 3 дні тому +7

    Brilliant Darren, thanks.😂

  • @moze2324
    @moze2324 3 дні тому +5

    to be honest, I've never heard the country not yet to be confirmed but I'm sure they're an amazing country 😂😂😂

  • @darmate14
    @darmate14 3 дні тому +17

    Do Southgate again

  • @ph8077
    @ph8077 3 дні тому +16

    Everyone ignoring how bad new golden boy, Belligham has been!

    • @paulr1193
      @paulr1193 3 дні тому

      He's had an absolutely putrid Euros so far. How Southcoat keeps him on for the full 90 mins I'll never know. Somehow both awful and anonymous at the same time.

    • @paulstephenson72
      @paulstephenson72 3 дні тому

      Because he is not being played correctly. He’s either got to be dropped back as a number 8 like at B dortmund or he plays behind 2 strikers giving him more space and freedom like at Real. Don’t start hating our brightest prospect for 10 generations because of that clown Southgate

  • @DavidHamm-fb7nx
    @DavidHamm-fb7nx 3 дні тому +5

    I watched the video with the real Harry Kane last night and couldn’t help thinking of Darren.

  • @maidenslayer
    @maidenslayer 3 дні тому +11

    If England went and had a go and tried and had a lot of shots and lost it would suck but at least they put the effort in but the problem is England at the minute seems like it's so slow, boring and defensive. Hardly any chances.

    • @RegiyThornton
      @RegiyThornton День тому

      Sometimes your best offence can be your best defence but I don’t think Southgate knows that

  • @bulliblue
    @bulliblue 2 дні тому +2

    They are all legends in their own minds

  • @cas91914
    @cas91914 3 дні тому +3

    Safe to say its not coming home

  • @kenboon1478
    @kenboon1478 3 дні тому +3

    Scotland would be still in this tournament if we had played England in the first game rather than Germany.

  • @Kingaj187multitaskingsta-cf4jt
    @Kingaj187multitaskingsta-cf4jt 3 дні тому +7

    What a creative mind you have. 😂😅

  • @nathanharlow1315
    @nathanharlow1315 3 дні тому +8

    Well done Darren

  • @Carl_18
    @Carl_18 3 дні тому +13

    England couldn't win a raffle, nevermind a major tournament 😂

    • @elmerfudd6305
      @elmerfudd6305 3 дні тому

      Yep They have always been pathetic
      Exept for 1966..

  • @wr19hty
    @wr19hty 2 дні тому

    Satire is not dead. Keep it up Farley.

  • @MrHeyhomes
    @MrHeyhomes 3 дні тому +2

    They win 500k euros to draw group games and 1million euros for a win. Divided by the squad that bonus is only good for the poor players. In other words Kane, Bellingham and many others don’t give a shit if they win a group game or not. They win 1.5 million to win the next game. 2.5 for the quart. 4 million for a final and 8 million to win. If you add up the total winning bonus and remember this is on top of the wages they get. They don’t give a shit for the bonus, they don’t need another mansion x

  • @MaguireGOAT4Ever
    @MaguireGOAT4Ever 3 дні тому +3

    Damn, the first time I can fully understand what Harry Kane is saying is in a skit 😂

  • @frankmcconnellogue3351
    @frankmcconnellogue3351 3 дні тому +4

    It’s the old Dunkirk spirit ,retreat and learn to retreat another day .

  • @fatebera94
    @fatebera94 3 дні тому +10

    The best 😂

  • @Globaldave1970
    @Globaldave1970 3 дні тому +9

    They should employ Farley to cheer the lads up in the dressing room.

    • @jackwarren3080
      @jackwarren3080 2 дні тому +1

      You sure that would cheer them up? Make sure they wear their sensitivity masks

  • @Jay-mi5dg
    @Jay-mi5dg 3 дні тому +6

    Amazing 😂😂 love it how you incorporated all the snowflake/easily offended sausages into this one

  • @paullawrence8572
    @paullawrence8572 3 дні тому +12

    Win the Euros 😂😂😂😂 Sooner watch you Darren! Far better viewing!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Zpeter84.
    @Zpeter84. 3 дні тому +2

    Absolutely brilliant

  • @meisterlymanu5214
    @meisterlymanu5214 3 дні тому +8

    1 more game Gareth, then youre in oblivion forever. wasted another generation the FA had invested in 10 yrs ago.

    • @Royboy50
      @Royboy50 3 дні тому

      It could be over at half time if it’s Holland ,

  • @christopheraskew3627
    @christopheraskew3627 2 дні тому +1

    These clips just keep getting better! 😂

  • @frank.8232
    @frank.8232 3 дні тому +8

    By the way England were the bookies favourites before the tournament at 4/1 should have been 400/1 😅😅😅But the mug punters forgot Englands biggest opponent yes you got it Gareth Southgate and the bookies knew they would cash in again😅😅

    • @MikeBarratt-lk3gt
      @MikeBarratt-lk3gt 3 дні тому +1

      Southgates only been managing England for 8 years what about the other 50 years stop blaming the manger and look more at these overrated players

    • @RobertBurke-tq9zu
      @RobertBurke-tq9zu 3 дні тому +3

      They are still 4/1 faves now lol.

  • @sterlmorrison
    @sterlmorrison 3 дні тому

    So good 😂 would love to hear the 'so' inflection he uses . Kind of London/patois mix. Dier does it too.

  • @russellnewsome7305
    @russellnewsome7305 3 дні тому +3

    Love it 😂

  • @markrowe8824
    @markrowe8824 3 дні тому +2

    need to add the word "not" to the background as in "it's not coming home" 😀😀

  • @stevelarkin5987
    @stevelarkin5987 3 дні тому +1

    Very good
    I’m surprised Gareth didn’t make an appearance- are you being kind?!

  • @DN76
    @DN76 3 дні тому +2

    Great to see Darren back missed his Euros parodys.

  • @dukejukebox775
    @dukejukebox775 3 дні тому +3

    To be honest I haven't heard of the country "Not yet to be confirmed" I am sure it's amazing country🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chrish961
    @chrish961 3 дні тому +3

    we looked half interested with Mainoo Gordon and Palmer....Bellingham is running on empty and cannot play with Rice.....Every nation except for England have showed passion and drive....Southgates tactics are to blame

  • @johnbarr7799
    @johnbarr7799 2 дні тому +2

    These boys need a very safe place 😂🤩

  • @danw8586
    @danw8586 3 дні тому +2

    Need to get Trent scapegoat on the advertising board

  • @kmurphy994
    @kmurphy994 3 дні тому +2

    Without doubt the best cure for insomnia is watching England…yeah obviously

  • @RoryLaird-tc6xp
    @RoryLaird-tc6xp День тому +1

    Class pure class😂😂😂

  • @citizenpb
    @citizenpb 3 дні тому +1

    You need to do more of your Southgate impression while you still can. He'll be gone by this time next week.

  • @jaysonj9327
    @jaysonj9327 3 дні тому +1

    In fairness to England and to Southgate let's not forget that Slovenia is one of the top four or five squads in Slovenia.

  • @barryanthonywing4848
    @barryanthonywing4848 3 дні тому +7

    Dire game unfortunately🦉🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  • @limlfc1892
    @limlfc1892 3 дні тому +5

    England 0 NotYetToBeConfirmed 3

  • @matthewhorton6988
    @matthewhorton6988 3 дні тому +2

    Hurt feelings and broken hearts

  • @FrankensteinintoFranken-FINE.
    @FrankensteinintoFranken-FINE. 3 дні тому +3

    😅😅😅 ffs this is funny. Knew it was coming

  • @kazzarob253
    @kazzarob253 3 дні тому +3

    Classic 😂

  • @janoskomor8728
    @janoskomor8728 3 дні тому

    Mr you have a sense of humor! 😅

  • @amblerproductions
    @amblerproductions 3 дні тому +3

    another banger from farley

  • @markfaz8689
    @markfaz8689 18 годин тому +1

    FarleyTV should be on normal TV not just UA-cam absolute classic 🤣👍

  • @paulbradbury7166
    @paulbradbury7166 2 дні тому +1

    Southgoat on the sponsor background 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @zigatone2022
    @zigatone2022 3 дні тому +21

    How can brilliant players play so poorly? It has to be down to Southgate and his negative and boring tactics.

    • @silverwave2238
      @silverwave2238 3 дні тому +2

      Yeah obviously.....

    • @stevebowness9435
      @stevebowness9435 3 дні тому

      If that’s the case it’s down to every manager since Sir Alf Ramsey.

    • @PSYCHIC_PSYCHO
      @PSYCHIC_PSYCHO 3 дні тому

      Blaming the manager is as irrational as blaming the manufacturer of a car that was used to commit a crime; it is entirely the fault of the brainless subhumans on the pitch.

    • @finnkdy
      @finnkdy 3 дні тому

      German beer mate, er obviously.

  • @firsteerr
    @firsteerr 3 дні тому +3

    Has Bellingham got a kit of invissability ? Where is this superstar at ???

    • @GLSALW
      @GLSALW 3 дні тому +1

      It has all gone quiet on the Bellingham front. He no doubt wants to hide at the moment so the criticism will not stick. Not good for his ‘God’ like ego.

    • @firsteerr
      @firsteerr 3 дні тому

      @@GLSALW I've seen him a few times and he doesn't show up for the big or indeed medium games

  • @Bibg867
    @Bibg867 3 дні тому +2

    Where’s Mike Bassett when you need him

  • @_Tricky_
    @_Tricky_ 3 дні тому +3

    Brilliant 😂

  • @andrewgreen6429
    @andrewgreen6429 3 дні тому +1

    After watching Georgia, a team of relative nobodies, beat Portugal 2-0 with pacy attacking football, it really does cast a very unfavourable light on our squad.

    • @DavidBroadley-tw7ks
      @DavidBroadley-tw7ks 2 дні тому

      Portugal 🇵🇹 did england a favour playing a reserve side and lost so that made it england play slovakia instead off the Dutch but eventually there luck will run out

  • @ALBION1200
    @ALBION1200 2 дні тому

    brilliant

  • @jayfreedom
    @jayfreedom 3 дні тому

    I do not know how this man keeps generating this content. I have no idea. Legend

  • @Shadman1603
    @Shadman1603 3 дні тому +2

    Southgate should be sacked for taking Luke Shaw and mentioning Kalvin Phillips alone.

  • @misterpositive9337
    @misterpositive9337 3 дні тому +2

    Despite the poor performance, the commentators always try to put a position spin on it, saying how good procession England has got, or saying how a good start it was for a missed shot

    • @a.c.4732
      @a.c.4732 3 дні тому +2

      Exactly ; in the first game Shearer kept banging on about how well Kane was doing 😮In spite of what we could all see . Come the second game , someone had obviously ( no pun intended ) told him to call it the way it really was . The level of hypocrisy & b/s offered up by some of these pundits (some not all ) really is mind boggling .
      ALL football pundits should be first interviewed by Roy Keane . Wheat / Chaff .

  • @ivoosborn2620
    @ivoosborn2620 3 дні тому

    Darran an Oscar is waiting for you 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂✨⚽😎Top Man you just make my Day 🔥1️⃣😜

  • @tonytango7253
    @tonytango7253 3 дні тому +1

    Not yet to be confirmed should not be underestimated

  • @zaksuart23
    @zaksuart23 3 дні тому +6

    Well usually the masks make players play better so Harry could be onto something 🤔

  • @klivepalmer6178
    @klivepalmer6178 3 дні тому +2

    Angeball for England!

  • @davidr63
    @davidr63 3 дні тому +2

    I think he's deeply hurt he still hasn't had a penalty. I'm sure he'll be writing to UEFA

  • @brianf3207
    @brianf3207 3 дні тому +2

    Kane impression is a bit tired, want to see Henderson 😂

  • @ShahulHaq
    @ShahulHaq 3 дні тому

    Do one on Southgate 🍻

  • @user-vw3mv6hh2e
    @user-vw3mv6hh2e 3 дні тому +2

    slowvenia wow

  • @criticalmass500
    @criticalmass500 3 дні тому +1

    slovenia fans were singing 'Thank You Gareth"

  • @spongebob8678
    @spongebob8678 3 дні тому +1

    brilliant darren 😅😅😅😅😅

  • @GVGames1986
    @GVGames1986 3 дні тому +1

    'The Bottler' - villain with his daft mask!

  • @gsp2042
    @gsp2042 3 дні тому +2

    From India, I decided to sleep over the match! 😂

  • @baberkhan7366
    @baberkhan7366 3 дні тому +1

    I hope england play germany at some point because the Kane video will be GOLD 😂

  • @UncleBurntApostrophe
    @UncleBurntApostrophe 3 дні тому +1

    Thought they might have been subterranean goggles for Harry The Mole!😂

  • @ahmedbaluchi199
    @ahmedbaluchi199 2 дні тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so so funny 🤣🤣 what a reaction 🤣

  • @user-fi8ky5ho1v
    @user-fi8ky5ho1v 3 дні тому +2

    Only one man to blame Boring Defensive Southgate Ricky Tomlinson would have done a better job

  • @neiljohnson5594
    @neiljohnson5594 3 дні тому +1

    We have had 16 managers in 50 years and none have been a success, English or foreign, we have always played like this. The petulance amongst the so called World class players was embarrassing for England supporters