BECOMING LIFEGUARDS FOR A DAY! (Day Jobs)
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- Опубліковано 21 вер 2018
- We learn what it takes to be a lifeguard for a day!
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This is Day Jobs! The new Smosh Pit series where we train for a job, compete for a job, but only one of us GETS the job! What kind of job do YOU want see next?!
Special thanks to our lifeguard instructor, Ashley, for not letting any of us drown!
Follow her here: / littlecricketshivers
CAST
Noah Grossman
Keith Leak Jr.
Courtney Miller
Olivia Sui
Shayne Topp
CREW
Creative Producer: Josh Mattingly
Smosh Creative Director: Luke Barats
Smosh Founded by Ian Hecox & Anthony Padilla
Produced by Kristin Sanchez & Garrett Palm
Supervising Producer: Phil Rogers
Cam Op: Jameo Duncan
Director of Photography: Mitch Anderson
Production Manager: John Michael Burgess
Editor: Michael Green
Post Supervisor: Brett Noborikawa
Assistant Editor: Stephan Erdmann
What do you think of our new show, Day Jobs? What jobs do YOU want to see? Let us know!
Smosh Pit I love it!!
Photography, firefighter
Yes! Absolutely love it
Hi I love you guys so much
Smosh Pit Substitute or just normal Teacher, Janitor, Garbage Man, Preist, Barber, Office Worker, Store Clerk, Door to door salesman, Police Officer, and Paramedic.
wow shayne's fake drowning looked so effortless, it's almost like he's used to drowning
XD damn I’m kinda surprised it wasn’t ever mentioned during the video
Cause he is, remember he drowned when he was like 2?
@@phoenixviking7398 that's the joke lol
😂😂😂
Oh well hello Gary
It’s funny how Courtney and Shayne look like the most stereotypical lifeguards
blonde?
@@_Maxten and white
@@beelieboo and hot
@@00_BRUHH true true
@@00_BRUHH both C cups
Olivia: YOURE NOT SUPPORTING HIS NECK NOAH
Noah: *strangles Shayne*
fortnite free code for the next couple days and I will be there in the morning to pick up the car from my place and then go to the store
Nadav Weitzman Wth???
Nadav Weitzman wtf?
megadesk???
omg Noah neck- OMG
im a lifeguard and this is absolutely hilarious. this is literally how my coworkers and i felt when we were learning everything 😂
Ashlen’s Random as a lifeguard I couldn't help but notice how outdated all the techniques she showed them were
I’m glad I’m not the only lifeguard watching this. I remember the first time I was getting certified and how confused about everything I was. I kinda wish they could have taken it a bit seriously though
Evan Higgins I noticed that too. I got rectified this year and these techniques are from years ago
Agreed there old methods
I feel that, they didn't have any PPE which I feel like might have made them be more serious
Courtney: “You’re not supporting his neck”
Noah: *grabs Shayne by throat*
OMG That killed me XD
As a lifeguard, I died laughing and had awful anxiety watching that 😂😂😂
Kinda hot tho.
😂😂😂 choking him yo
this is everything 😂
Instructor- “relax, relax, relax”
Noah- “ *REALX!* “
JJY REACTS
Being an actual lifeguard- this is how an ACTUAL rescue works
Lifeguard: Sir! I’m a lifeguard! I’m here to help
Guest in distress: DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME- * uses you as a float* HELP ME! I NEED HELP- DONT FUCKIN TOUCH ME YOU PERVERT!
and after they are rescued
Guest: I ain’t signing no paper- I don’t want the government to have my signature
When you said Noah: RELAX:you said REALX
What does *REALX!* mean?
Haha! Take a look at your typo :p
Realx
You even edited it and you spelt 'relax' wrong.
The fact that Shane was swimming with his head in the water and coming up to breathe between strokes PLUS his form and rhythm has convinced me that this man was on a swim team.
Yeah he started to learn how to swim at 18 months old!
@@MeganHinkle07 So messed up man xD
of course the man had to learn after drowning xD
4:29
Instructor: “Well, as a life guard, you are guarding lives”
Shayne: *annoyed*
Linnea Carvalho its Ashley her name ofc
Toga_himiko_ Official nobody memorizes things quickly it takes time
Toga_himiko_ Official also why ofc lmao
If I knew being a lifeguard meant guarding people’s lives, I never would have said yes
I mean, you’d be pretty annoyed if you already knew what a lifeguard meant…
I think I’ll have to respectfully decline the job offer. Sorry! It’s just that I can’t protect everyone’s nuts
Hi, your da best!!
THATS OKAY, I WOULD SELL MINE FOR YOU TO SAVE ME
Your the best Courtney
Courtney Miller
You’re great being a Smosh person anyway😂
The nuts are tender
I'm a lifeguard and this is the funniest thing I have ever seen
Courtney "you're not supporting his neck!"
Noah: *chokes Shane*
As a fellow lifeguard, I agree, it was hilarious
i too as a lifeguard agree
the spinals stressed me out
same here 😂🙋♀️
Lifeguard too, surprised they did spinals but wished they showed the pre-test
Olivia:no don’t drop me!.
No one:
Shane: drop her.
its not shane its shayne
12:00
Olivia: Don’t drop me.
Shayne: *Drop her.*
I died xD
Drop her. DEW IT.
-palpatine
Olivia I'm taking him too my home Shane AAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Olivia can take me to her home whenever she wants. We could bake cookies
Olivia: 😄😄😄
Shane: 😑😳😫
I love how genuinely happy everyone was for Olivia when she swam 😭
Alexis Flynn so can she finally swim so she can be in the belly flop competition
Olivia(the lifeguard): I love shayne I love you
Noah: where are you taking him?
Olivia: To My HoUsE
Shayne: AAGGGHHH AAGGHHHH AGGGHHH
😂😂
Olivia just casually acting out Smosh fangirls' fantasies, lol
Courtney was so nervous to do the hip strap on Shayne. I bet if you told her then that they'd be married in a few years she wouldn't have believed you. 😂
*_falls in pool so they can rescue me_*
YOUR NAME IS LIFE
Your Own Destinee
Well tenkyu🖤
Username= 🙌🙌
BlurrySecondsToMars
Also tenkyu🖤
Yooooooo everyone same tho😂
The real MVP was Olivia for sure for actually swimming so good for her
Abby L I KNOW OMG IM PROUD
When Courtney was singing stayin alive 😂😂😂😂😂
Yasmin Haha we have a fellow office fan
Yeah lol
thats actually a
how a lot of cpr instructors teach you the tempo for compressions.
It’s a classic scene from the office lol 😂
What Lucas said. Another example is doing chest compression on the beat of Another One Bites the Dust.
Ashley: so I have two dummies
( grabs Noah and Shane )
Ashley:here they are. They have an IQ of 2.
Noah: Where are you taking him?
Olivia:To my house!
Shane: *INSTANTLY WAKE UP* AHHHHHH!!!
Me: Died of laughter😂🤣
OMG saammee😂😂😂😂
Same 😂😂😂😂
Rachìë lmao I love you I love you where you taking him my house AHHH!? AHHH!?!?!
It's spelled shayne
Ffion Vlogsss x x x apologies I’m bad at spelling😅
Noah:where you taking him?
Oliva:to. My. house!
Shane :noooooooooooo(life flashes before his eyes)
Olivia:I feel someone touching my nuts,who is it?!?
Courtney:it’s me you’re ok
Noah:it’s god don’t listen,don’t go into the light
The lifeguard was ready to quit the first 5 minutes lol
Olivia saving shane was funny afEDIT: thanks for the likes
No bull😁
It's when two girls are fighting and the ugly one has won
Shayne* and btw you don’t have to thank people for likes. It’s literally a click
Olivia and Shayne have the funniest relationship. Like they're either mortal enemies or its Olivia at like 5:32 and they love eachother. It's the best
They are like I love you or dont even talk to me
"don't die grandpa"
As he is putting on sunscreen
Olivia and Courtney are the cutest thing I’ve ever seen oml
"Don't let my nuts die, Courtney"
- Shayne Topp, 2018
If you do chest compressions to the beat of "Staying Alive" or the Imperial March from Star Wars, that would be ideal.
Kazutoification or another one bites the dust, although the name sounds counterproductive
Yankee doodle also works
Kazutoification haha u got that from the office right
"First I was afraid, I was petrified..."
Or Row, Row, Row Your Boat
Keith pretending to drown Courtney at 5:12 and Noah rushing over while Shayne and Olivia are just learning and oblivious is so funny to me
Matt Raub: so honey how was work today?
His wife: oh you know the usual, but Shayne ran into the pool unannounced
Courtney is always the one getting hired lol.
idk but i love ur profile pic.
Not really
*Hello, Hello, Are You Okay?*
"nah fam I'm good I just fell underwater and stopped breathing but I'm cool bro."
Are you Okay...ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE?
lol
But like it's kinda stupid to FAKE drowning and you also look ridiculous saying to an almost dead person "hHHeeEY aRE yOU AlivE?" So doing that's would be unnecessary unless they are clearly faking it.
From what I've been told if you do compressions correctly you can break the persons sternum, so I don't think its unreasonable to make sure they actually need it first.
At 3:20 Courtney goes: we’ll make out later🤣🤣
I shipppp themmmmm
@@biancayoung5381 Same tho.
You know they kissed in this 11:46
7:15 “don’t let my nuts die Courtney!” 😂
They should have Courtney’s dad on and try to be firefighters😂
This would be pretty dope
they should(it would be really cool) but wouldn't it be a little difficult to get the PPE and SCBA. They would need to be measured first.
Alli Stout YASSS
Alli Stout YES
I think Ashley was upset because they weren’t taking the job seriously lmao.
Fang right
I know right
Yeah their cpr wouldn’t save anyone. Their weren’t pushing near deep enough
Her husband is Matt Raub, I think she's used to it
Courtney: "He decided to take care of his dental hygiene, like a weirdo."
Shayne (5 months later) : I need an appointment *T O D A Y*
9:19 My absolute favorite part. I love how alive she is.
I love how Courtney and Olivia saved each other in the relay race thing
Yea
I'm a lifeguard, and everyone here is still better than most of my co-workers :D
Cris Bowtie ikr idk why or how some people get hired
That's sad
well that's shitty lol
Lol
Cristian Biebrich that’s pretty depressing tbh cuz I’m a 8th grader and I knew more about live saving then them.
pls bring this back aaaah
Me:(sleeping by pool)
Life gaurd:**ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK **
Me: wakes up ) what are you doing ? Stop hitting my shoulder
That is awsome
imarandomperson lol I laugh for a hour
Courtney followed the best procedure by singing staying alive as learned from the office
Finally someone got the reference
Lee Irwinning I’d say the best procedure is cutting the dummy’s face off and wearing it but whatever
Staying alive was how I learned the rate for CPR. If you’re on the nerdier side, you can also use the Imperial March/ Darth Vader’s theme from Star Wars :)
*somebody drowning*
Olivia: IM COMING GUYS
10:35 Olivia: your not supporting his neck dude.
Noah: proceeds to choke
5:15 Keith: Hes good at that.
I’m dead😂💀
Noah:Where are you taking him?
Olivia:My home
Shayne:AHHHHHHHH!
LMAO!😂
vibes• we all watched the video idiot
At 11:46 Courtney came to life when Olivia kissed her
Ship :3
@@lucindagelinas2329 no its bot like that u nub
So what if it's not like that? I can ship it if I want. Besidss, it's an opinion you can either accept or not, not to be mean or fight about it xd
@@lucindagelinas2329 ik it's a joke but I'm pretty sure cortney has a boy friend
Are they dating? Like honestly😂
“Where are you taking him?”
“To my house”
Shayne: *AaAaAaAAAH*
The fact that Olivia is actually swimming is absolutely great. She only recently started her first lesson and now does all of this in the water. Good for her.
Courtney did the thing from The Office. Ah ah ah ah staying alive staying alive. 😂 lol
“i can be the active drowner, i like playing the victim” kieth 😭 4:46
This was such a good series it needs more episodes
Shayne was a little too good as the drowning victim... guess he’s had enough practice
That was super savage . . . I like that
Oh so he’s gay
Melpomeno I mean his mom did have to rescue him and he was younger 😂
Melpomeno Bruh lol
It’s funny, Shayne was fastest, Courtney was best, Noah did the back thing really well, and Olivia swam, but she didn’t say anything nice about Keith!😂
I mean...can you blame them? 😆
Keith....tried
Keith is obnoxious
I LiKe tO pLaY tHe VicTiM
No Shayne was happy because Keith survive
"(to shayne) you can do kind of a dead man's float"
"oh, hes good at that!"
needed way more recognition 😭
5:14 😂
Ashley: if I were to hire someone it would be
Keith: **raises hand and smiles**
Ashley: no
5:34 my absolute favorite part
Ashley: youre looking to see, did it go in?
The 3 guys: *giggling*
7:36 - Keith : ''Courtney's trying to kill you'' I died LOL
10:04
The way he jumps into the pool!
😂😂
Olivia swimming brought the biggest smile to my face :)
Gotta fall in the pool so Courtney can save me
What i have learnt from this vid
1. A.B.C means always be cute
2. They are very funny when they were giving cpr
3. The yelling
so brave of shanye to relive such a traumatic childhood memory of being the nirvana album baby
I'd say Noah and Courtney actually look the most like lifeguards
To be honest Shayne and Courtney looked like professional Baywatch characters. But Olivia , Keith and Noah looked like swimmers.
@@elijjajangmyeon Courtney and shayne have the look of stereotypical lifeguards
Noah: where are you taking him?
Olivia: To...my house
Me:Now that is an active kiddnapping wrong day job that one didn't air.
Keith had me laughing when he said “flip him over.” ❤️❤️❤️🤣🤣🤣
7:13 Keith and Noah are definitely how my friends and I acted in high school
"umm"
"STRAP IN HIS NUTS!!"
LMAOOOO😂😂😂😂
Proud of Olivia for swimming and showing more confidence in water
Shayne gets strapped down onto the board and gets flipped upside down.
1 min later...So, who's next.
Noah: Where Are You Taking Him?
Olivia: TO MY HOUSE!!!!
Shayne: * Wakes Up Very Fast* AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Courtney is stunning like always!
Ikr
Gay
Flame Falcon Gaming Courtney is a girl nobody can be gay by calling her stunning
Except if it is a girl that tells her that she's stunning :P Ofcourse that does not make somebody gay, but it is not impossible.
Temtem no a girl liking a girl is lesbian not gay
14:13 Courtney about to attack Shayne 😂😂😂 i wish there was just like 5 more seconds to the video
Maya Singh w
Job description : drowning
Experience : Drowned atleast once
Shayne : 🙋♂️
6:06
Courtney: Your dead Keith
Shayne: Stop being alive
I swear Shayne is the funniest
😭😭🤣🤣
olivia’s swimming oh my!! so proud of her
No don’t do that Noah make him relax go like this relax relax relax
Noah: RELAX!!
“you’re not supporting his neck!”
noah: *grabs throat from the front*
10:54
Second time watchin this and all I came for was this part...
It's just so funny!! 😂
8:55 Shane’s face yasssss he’s so proud❤️❤️😂😂😂😂
Bay watch Shane
Bay watch Shane 6:33
Keishla Cruz SHAYNE
You gay
I think you meant bae watch
*shayne*
I'm actually impressed with Courtney and her "staying alive" rhythm for CPR. That actually is how fast the compression's should be, and people learn to keep the pace by using that song....but the pace is MUCH faster. Doesn't take long to get tired doing chest compression's either. I know this is all done in the spirit of comedy, but when its an actual life on the line, every second is critical. Well done, Courtney!
14:14 lmao there just smacking them “you need to use moisturizer”
Can you guys please do a style swap video cause Noah and Oliva still need to become each other.... 💜
omg yess!!
DID SOMEONE CALLED A SHAYNE BOBBER!!!! 5:20
Someone secure his nuts 10:56
Noah: Where you taking him?
Olivia: TO MY HOUSE!
Shayne: (WAKES UP INSTANTLY)
Lmao I laughed so hard when Shane said yeah Kieth stop being alive
11:25 the way he got out was *smooth* 😂
10:56 I couldn't stop laughing
Courtney moaning into the instructor’s ear was the funniest fucking scene ever
5:26 i love how courtney, noah and keith just doing their stuff back there😂
Olivia, I'm so proud of you!!!
I don't think I have ever been here this early😂
same
Same
11:28 keith going “im not dead shanye damn!” 😂😂😂🤣😂
9:12 other people getting out of pools
9:13 vs me.
Anamari Cintron they are the same thing?