A Wife Wiped Back To Front Instead Of Front To Back. This Is How Her Husband's Organs Shutdown.

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  • @TheChemist2159
    @TheChemist2159 2 години тому +1759

    Didn't shower before having fun after having diarrhea is crazy

    • @capralmarines4043
      @capralmarines4043 2 години тому +51

      RIGHT?!

    • @EEsmalls
      @EEsmalls 2 години тому +47

      It's called using wet wipes and wiping in the right direction. I basically have diarrhea all the time but I'm always clean. I can't be showering 5 times a day lol.

    • @allieanderson85
      @allieanderson85 2 години тому +86

      I wouldn’t have any fun at all if I was having stomach issues. I purposely avoid eating if I know I’m going to “have fun.” lol then again, I don’t have fun often 😂

    • @jasonjones7461
      @jasonjones7461 2 години тому +67

      I know right!? That part of this story was so difficult to get past. I just cannot fathom the mind set here. I'm a guy, there's not a whole lot that will completely pull me right out of the mood...but uh, that would be near the top of the list. That is bad enough, but I cannot even understand how the wife, "Cupcake", could be in the mood for THAT after being sick with severe diarrhea for WEEKS!. Wtaf 😂 🤢

    • @neworderadherent
      @neworderadherent 2 години тому +6

      Fml 🤢

  • @bouclechocolat
    @bouclechocolat 2 години тому +2010

    "He hadn't eaten anything out of the ordinary"
    👁👄👁

  • @mentalillness1574
    @mentalillness1574 2 години тому +1776

    this is the wildest title ever

    • @stephenpmurphy591
      @stephenpmurphy591 2 години тому

      Don't do it if you're uncricumcised..
      Gross...

    • @alastairward2774
      @alastairward2774 2 години тому +19

      Even for this channel, it's wild.

    • @Reincarnation-IsReal
      @Reincarnation-IsReal 2 години тому +8

      Bringing disease to the goodies

    • @Fighter_Builder
      @Fighter_Builder 2 години тому +1

      I did a double take when I saw it lmao

    • @Gerbilsarefriends
      @Gerbilsarefriends Годину тому

      Could have been worse - "A man ate out a cupcake, this is how his organs shut down"

  • @Zepdos
    @Zepdos 3 години тому +1454

    I can tell this is going to be a banger from the title alone

  • @DahVoozel
    @DahVoozel 2 години тому +464

    So, if you ever wondered why there are signs everywhere that say "Employees Must Wash Hamds Before Returning to Work," this is one of the reasons and not even the worst.

    • @user-yw8sr3uj1w
      @user-yw8sr3uj1w 2 години тому +2

      i always wash my hamds

    • @nickkerr6068
      @nickkerr6068 2 години тому +12

      This is why I don't eat outside anymore cause people are nasty 😂😂😂

    • @CatatonicImperfect
      @CatatonicImperfect 2 години тому +2

      But I don't have to wash if I'm not an employee, right?

    • @Delimon007
      @Delimon007 Годину тому

      @@CatatonicImperfect
      Do you wanna end up like cupcake's husband?

    • @RichardCox0
      @RichardCox0 Годину тому +4

      Steamed Hamds

  • @shovel4040
    @shovel4040 2 години тому +675

    Cupcake is one helluva name for someone who got her husband sick after being eaten lol

    • @MissyMuthaTruckiN
      @MissyMuthaTruckiN 2 години тому +10

      right 😂 omg let this be a lesson to all

    • @bartsanders1553
      @bartsanders1553 2 години тому +5

      Remember when Cupcake was just a weird name for a wine?

    • @Mark-nh7zg
      @Mark-nh7zg 2 години тому +24

      FYI these are anonymized. That isn’t her real name. It would be illegal under HIPPA for him to just blast someone’s medical case with real info on UA-cam

    • @bartsanders1553
      @bartsanders1553 2 години тому +1

      ​@@Mark-nh7zg*without their consent

    • @ThreeDaysSasuke
      @ThreeDaysSasuke 2 години тому +4

      Lmao I said this exact same thing and my boyfriend reminded me that he gives them random names.

  • @MissyMuthaTruckiN
    @MissyMuthaTruckiN 2 години тому +1365

    Bruh eww this is why showering before foolin around is so important

    • @Tsumami__
      @Tsumami__ 2 години тому

      Girl, I am dis-GUST-ted lmao

    • @nothankyoudontwantalastnam847
      @nothankyoudontwantalastnam847 2 години тому +80

      im only 2 minutes in and i already have my head in my hands over this woman's decisions. im a woman myself saying this jfc

    • @RNG-999
      @RNG-999 2 години тому +62

      Eww... Brother, EWW... What's that??? What's that, brother?!

    • @UMadUCauseBad
      @UMadUCauseBad 2 години тому +33

      LEGIT, I always made it a preference especially when possible, but now its gonna become a rule. This isnt even worth a .0000001% chance lol

    • @Kojak024
      @Kojak024 2 години тому +4

      I said the same thing to my wife

  • @greendiamondglow
    @greendiamondglow 2 години тому +728

    "oral to fecal contact" is a WILD sentence

    • @irradiated_woman8016
      @irradiated_woman8016 2 години тому

      Oral to fecal contact: it's more likely than you think!

    • @Azmodaeus49
      @Azmodaeus49 2 години тому +18

      Omg, I 🤢 out bro

    • @trentvlak
      @trentvlak 2 години тому +45

      Happens all the time, like when you eat tacos from food trucks.

    • @DarkflameEmperor
      @DarkflameEmperor 2 години тому +7

      @@trentvlak This time the image was a little bit different though. I hadn't even thought of the sentence being applicable to the truck scenario but it does work there too.

    • @WowUrFcknHxC
      @WowUrFcknHxC 2 години тому

      Fecal-oral is actually how lots of viruses are transmitted

  • @skg-l3e
    @skg-l3e 2 години тому +379

    This gotta be the epitome of a chubby emu video title, it can’t get more chubby emu than this

    • @bytefu
      @bytefu 17 хвилин тому

      This is chubbiest title in the emuverse so far. Dr. Bernard likes memes and reads comments, so this title makes sense.

  • @floydian022
    @floydian022 2 години тому +334

    Going down on his unshowered wife who is having chronic diarrhea? Wtf.

    • @UBERBENZ
      @UBERBENZ Годину тому +79

      Thats love. True love. And horrible judgment.

    • @HypocrisyLaidBare
      @HypocrisyLaidBare Годину тому +42

      It shows poor personal hygiene and judgment, and worst of all, a total lack of any respect for her man or her own self.

    • @jamallabarge2665
      @jamallabarge2665 Годину тому +6

      That's why they call it "Love".

    • @user-lh3uz1cp7y
      @user-lh3uz1cp7y Годину тому

      Some people are into that sort of thing including pooping around it.

    • @chriskerwin3904
      @chriskerwin3904 Годину тому

      Yeah, this is straight up disgusting. And has she never heard of baby wipes? Why would you tear up your ass with regular toilet paper?

  • @Don2006
    @Don2006 2 години тому +325

    That eyebrow twitch when he said, "He hadn't _eaten_ anything out of the... _ordinary_ "

    • @shawbros
      @shawbros 2 години тому +19

      He hadn't eaten anything that hadn't been eaten before.

    • @GIJRock
      @GIJRock Годину тому +7

      Y'all stop I can't breathe

  • @fireblaze8491
    @fireblaze8491 2 години тому +430

    The title is outrageous, that’s how you know it’s gonna be a good one

    • @Tuubasd
      @Tuubasd Годину тому

      This was the most boring one in a long time.

  • @Sethoffgrid
    @Sethoffgrid 2 години тому +325

    The Ian actor gave it his all 😂

    • @fdre3wsd
      @fdre3wsd 2 години тому +31

      they both did but when he was on the toilet omg I ded

    • @Notaravisen
      @Notaravisen 2 години тому +23

      give this man the youtube oscar plss 😂

    • @mlmc58
      @mlmc58 2 години тому +20

      He is the GOAT of emu videos!

    • @Flamsterette
      @Flamsterette 2 години тому +3

      EN

    • @kwanholloway4112
      @kwanholloway4112 Годину тому

      ​@@fdre3wsdyeah that took me out lol

  • @Tsumami__
    @Tsumami__ 2 години тому +300

    Anyone that’s choosing to do ANYTHING sexual without bathing thoroughly first after they’ve been shitting so many times in the same day that it hurts to wipe normally is freaking foul. I am not sorry.

    • @nickkerr6068
      @nickkerr6068 2 години тому +10

      Stop kink shaming

    • @fastinradfordable
      @fastinradfordable 2 години тому +2

      Guess what.
      Showers are a recent human INVENTION

    • @allthings2allmen
      @allthings2allmen Годину тому +1

      That's right! Let it be the nasty in word only! Clean that machinery!

    • @erikajewel
      @erikajewel Годину тому +26

      @@fastinradfordable people used to use basins for washing. the important fact is that they washed at all. but then again Napoleon Bonaparte famously wrote to his wife “home in three days, don’t wash” so some ppl back then definitely liked a little extra flavor 😵‍💫

    • @imthetube44
      @imthetube44 Годину тому

      @@nickkerr6068You’re right.
      Shaming isn’t harsh enough.
      Kink Lambasting!

  • @bombermanCC
    @bombermanCC 2 години тому +167

    "...she would often release air into the room..." lmao

  • @irradiated_woman8016
    @irradiated_woman8016 2 години тому +103

    And thats why we need quality reproductive health classes for all kids and teens (age appropriate ofc.) Knowing not to go back to front might seem obvious, but there are women who reach adulthood without ever hearing this or other basic things... Plenty of men out there dont understand hygiene either!

    • @angelarevalo6903
      @angelarevalo6903 Годину тому

      No you sicko. Only pedophiles want to teach children about sex. You really don't know what happened the first time sex-ed was taught in American schools. Your comment proves your ignorance and naivety about this subject matter.

    • @Delimon007
      @Delimon007 Годину тому +7

      You are supposed to do both until it's dry and there is no more, otherwise you are just spreading it to one place and not really cleaning properly. You, also, should be taking a shower if you just had diahrea, doesn't even need to be a long shower, just spend 2-3 mins washing yourself off. . .

    • @isthiscereallife
      @isthiscereallife 37 хвилин тому

      ​​@Delimon007 having a vagina, you are not supposed to wipe anything with fecal matter on it towards the vaginal opening. you never ever ever wipe back to front

    • @Laz3rCat95
      @Laz3rCat95 7 хвилин тому +2

      @@Delimon007 What would be even better is if we learn from what other countries have done and start using bidets.

  • @1.4142
    @1.4142 2 години тому +115

    Wash more than your hands before you eat

    • @mikaelaltairbruneau0550
      @mikaelaltairbruneau0550 2 години тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ryanlandry8214
      @ryanlandry8214 7 хвилин тому +1

      Always wash your food and don't eat anything that is diseased or smells bad. Seems like Jesus already told people this 2,000 years ago. 😂

    • @mikaelaltairbruneau0550
      @mikaelaltairbruneau0550 Хвилина тому

      @@ryanlandry8214 yooooo, bruuuuh hahahahaha

  • @reneejones7807
    @reneejones7807 2 години тому +97

    I'm trying to imagine the actors faces as they learned their roles in this one, lol.

  • @lalalalala9662
    @lalalalala9662 2 години тому +305

    Why ON EARTH would you not shower before that?! 😭

    • @allukkiplays-675
      @allukkiplays-675 2 години тому +6

      Maybe they were on the moon

    • @SolidSnake240
      @SolidSnake240 2 години тому +15

      Because people are trifling 😂

    • @Azuciea
      @Azuciea Годину тому

      Ill jump in the shower after taking a normal dump sometimes just to feel clean.

    • @amandagarcia2848
      @amandagarcia2848 Годину тому +2

      I would at least use a ton of wet wipes.

  • @MichaelOrtega
    @MichaelOrtega 2 години тому +391

    Having a daughter i was thought specifically front to back and NEVER to change it. How a grown woman didn’t respect that is beyond me.

    • @Itsnotthatdeep88
      @Itsnotthatdeep88 2 години тому +78

      It’s a recipe for so many infections for her and in this case for him as well. This whole story is so nasty.

    • @bobert6259
      @bobert6259 2 години тому +92

      I’d recommend anyone to get a bidet and go through the short process of learning how to use one

    • @CharlieDexter99
      @CharlieDexter99 2 години тому

      Yellow to brown no one frown
      Brown to yellow make sickly fellow

    • @TheNikotin33
      @TheNikotin33 2 години тому +37

      I think Im having a stroke trying to read this

    • @PsyMongSki
      @PsyMongSki 2 години тому

      ​@@bobert6259front to back, back to front. Pfffft power wash those bits😂

  • @laluckyman
    @laluckyman 2 години тому +108

    This is one of the most unhinged titles I've ever seen. I love it

  • @quicktastic
    @quicktastic Годину тому +63

    His nose should've told him that was not a good night for that activity. Hard to fathom that even happening.

    • @doreencaputo2942
      @doreencaputo2942 Годину тому

      Exactly I want to puke! ¹yuck! As a woman there is no way I would ever let that happen.

  • @pixiepixels2992
    @pixiepixels2992 2 години тому +197

    Reading this genuinely made me think it was an April fool's video except it's way past april

    • @MeAndMyFriendBovineTapeworm
      @MeAndMyFriendBovineTapeworm 2 години тому +11

      Watching this made me think it should've been a Valentine's day video.

    • @stephenpmurphy591
      @stephenpmurphy591 2 години тому +1

      Watching this made me concerned with my wife's bathroom technique.
      No party downstairs until we have a frank decision regarding evacuation techniques & cleanness.

    • @TwisterTornado
      @TwisterTornado Годину тому +1

      ​@@stephenpmurphy591 No, Stephen. You're safe, if her name is not Cupcake, or something like that.
      Come on.

    • @knuffelbeer193
      @knuffelbeer193 Годину тому

      @@stephenpmurphy591a frak discussion? PLEASE come back and tell us how that went 😂.

    • @bytefu
      @bytefu 14 хвилин тому

      As an optimist, I like to think of it more like not that long before the next April.

  • @deemah3602
    @deemah3602 2 години тому +153

    3:30 “He haven’t eaten anything out of the ordinary”
    bro forgot that he ate a chocolate cupcake

  • @IdolMako
    @IdolMako 3 години тому +189

    these titles just get better and better

  • @RCGC480
    @RCGC480 2 години тому +136

    0:25 you know it's gonna be a wild ride when the patients wife is named cupcake

    • @QueenB2323
      @QueenB2323 Годину тому

      It definitely didn’t get any less wild after that 🤣

    • @Natural_videography_Official
      @Natural_videography_Official Годину тому

      @@QueenB2323is her name cupcake because he ate her… you know, I don't even want to even know

    • @marce4241
      @marce4241 Годину тому +1

      Chocolate cupcake

  • @QueenXKnit
    @QueenXKnit 2 години тому +115

    The Poor actors who had to reenact that 😅😂

    • @NealWilliams
      @NealWilliams 2 години тому +1

      Who knows, they may have been a couple beforehand.

    • @QueenXKnit
      @QueenXKnit Годину тому +3

      @ I was speaking of the poop aspect of it 😭

    • @Slop_Dog
      @Slop_Dog Годину тому +5

      Hey, a paying gig is a paying gig 🤷‍♂️

    • @jeremiahlowe3268
      @jeremiahlowe3268 Годину тому

      True mastery means you can poop on command. This isn't just a medical show. This is thespian boot camp.

    • @aidanmueller9683
      @aidanmueller9683 23 хвилини тому

      Honestly it looked like had fun acting out that dumpage drop.

  • @regenschirm
    @regenschirm 2 години тому +81

    A full recovery is certainly appreciated in this one

  • @DudeManDude-ot5fv
    @DudeManDude-ot5fv 2 години тому +192

    What a shitty situation....
    I'll see myself out....

  • @nerysghemor5781
    @nerysghemor5781 2 години тому +71

    Oh my God the animation when explaining what happens with diarrhea!

  • @bluueorb
    @bluueorb 2 години тому +63

    me “how did this mess with him?”
    *sees him go under the covers*
    “…oh he ate”

    • @allthings2allmen
      @allthings2allmen Годину тому

      He should have watched his diet while minding her girlish figure!

    • @spugelo359
      @spugelo359 50 хвилин тому +4

      The fish taco had chocolate on it 💀

  • @atsunome
    @atsunome Годину тому +23

    Honestly give these actors a raise after doing a scenario like this, lol

  • @buhlake3391
    @buhlake3391 2 години тому +222

    It's actually crazy to me there are grown adults still wiping back to front lol

    • @Itsnotthatdeep88
      @Itsnotthatdeep88 2 години тому

      The fact that she let this man eat her out while her lady areas were dirty is diabolical in addition to being a menace and wiping back to front…double whammy here 🤢🤢

    • @RealLotus002
      @RealLotus002 2 години тому +12

      there's a lot of people out there that enjoy cookies and cream flavour

    • @xoafallen6239
      @xoafallen6239 2 години тому +12

      Thats actually vile to me

    • @nickkerr6068
      @nickkerr6068 2 години тому

      If you're a biological male, it's okay

    • @shawbros
      @shawbros 2 години тому +19

      I had to argue about this, about a year ago with a 70 year old guy that has bad memory. (Or maybe he doesn't have much common sense?) He would argue that back to front was the correct way. When I tried to correct him, he would say that is what doctors told him. I told him "NO, THE DOCTORS TOLD YOU FRONT TO BACK!!". I had to break it down for him, and I told him that (in females) back to front means you are moving poop from the butt to the vagina. Some peoples brains are just too far gone to help.

  • @CrappyGamerHere
    @CrappyGamerHere 2 години тому +43

    So at what point in dating do you ask how they wipe?

    • @JarodM
      @JarodM 36 хвилин тому

      First question~

    • @bill_lumbergh
      @bill_lumbergh 31 хвилина тому

      Just check the camera

  • @MannyBots
    @MannyBots 2 години тому +74

    One sentence in and my brain hurts....what!? 😅😂 Why did you use the name cupcake omg 🤣

    • @VeganVampire.
      @VeganVampire. 2 години тому

      Eat Cupcake and get sick😂🤢😂

    • @piquat1
      @piquat1 2 години тому +14

      Because cupcakes are meant to be eaten.
      Who doesn't like nice cupcake?

    • @StkyDkNMeBlz
      @StkyDkNMeBlz 2 години тому +9

      Cupcakke

    • @rozmarinideas5340
      @rozmarinideas5340 Годину тому

      That's the actress' name!

    • @allthings2allmen
      @allthings2allmen Годину тому

      Creampie would be too obvious?

  • @ShirleyTimple
    @ShirleyTimple 2 години тому +94

    Jon Hamm is a champ for helping with these scenarios

    • @viceforever
      @viceforever 2 години тому +3

      Dollar General Jon Hamm maybe

    • @pyrokatarina
      @pyrokatarina Годину тому +2

      It looks like him, I wonder tho if thats really him

    • @spaninja5594
      @spaninja5594 Годину тому +2

      I was thinking that guy looks like the angel from Good Omens. Maybe Jon Hamm from Temu 😂

    • @darkacadpresenceinblood
      @darkacadpresenceinblood Годину тому

      oh my god i knew he looked like someone😭😭 i'm never unseeing archangel Gabriel having violent diarrhea on the toilet help

    • @VenusFlyHands
      @VenusFlyHands Годину тому +1

      I want to know the guy's name and where else to find him. He's so great on this channel!

  • @AB78
    @AB78 2 години тому +25

    Wash your hands “ especially when you eat “ this involves your wife 😂😂

  • @pradyumnakatageri3475
    @pradyumnakatageri3475 2 години тому +70

    Dr. Bernard just created the best abstinence promotion vid unknowingly..

  • @DJRandomHajile
    @DJRandomHajile 2 години тому +66

    Giardia or giardiasis is also known as “beaver fever”… Quite fitting with how he caught it. 😳

  • @leonardobanazalazar3249
    @leonardobanazalazar3249 2 години тому +24

    and this is why I won't part away of my trusty bidet

    • @PIZZAdayisback
      @PIZZAdayisback Годину тому

      I personally can't trust a liquid to do what a solid does
      Toilet paper is more trustworthy

  • @beyond-the-night
    @beyond-the-night 2 години тому +24

    I'm very glad they were able to make a full recovery! I definitely think they should have seen a doctor way sooner with that long of chronic, painful diarrhea. Though I know it's not that simple, but after visiting another country and getting bad diarrhea for a long time you gotta consider if something is going on.

  • @ROGER2095
    @ROGER2095 Годину тому +6

    In the 80s I was a medical technician in a large Chicago area hospital. A couple times a month - every month - we'd get a urine sample with Giardia lamblia. (It's easy to identify under the microscope.) In just about every case, it was a yuppie who went camping in Wisconsin and drank water from a stream, thinking it's all-natural so it must be clean and fresh and pure. (It never is! Animals poop on the ground, it rains, and whatever's on the ground runs into the stream. Giardia happens to form cysts so it can survive and be infectious in all weather for months and years.)

  • @nacheems8047
    @nacheems8047 2 години тому +45

    The shady taco seller story comes full circle

    • @aerisvulkan2538
      @aerisvulkan2538 2 години тому +6

      THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT 💀

    • @Sagethegay
      @Sagethegay 24 хвилини тому

      I like to think that all of his videos take place in the same town and are all interconnected

    • @AHamp123
      @AHamp123 4 хвилини тому

      Ayooo 💀🤢

  • @FC-PeakVersatility
    @FC-PeakVersatility 2 години тому +51

    Sorry but who enters into extra curricular activity without a complete cleaning up first? This problem wasn't front to back, it was total lack of proper hygiene.

  • @kakregax
    @kakregax 3 години тому +88

    Nope, I can't handle this one

  • @rebeccazegstroo6786
    @rebeccazegstroo6786 Годину тому +20

    A consequence of our expensive medical care? Enduring diarrhea for weeks before going to a doctor is foolish.

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 42 хвилини тому +1

      With these two geniuses who knows why they waited?

    • @luachickington8674
      @luachickington8674 31 хвилина тому

      Especially after visiting a different country. This combo just screams parasites, even for me as a lay person.
      A couple of years ago I suspected I had food poisoning due to having severe diarrhea. Got something from the pharmacy to help with the symptoms, and I knew that if nothing changed after a few days (!) that I needed to go to my GP. Luckily it was just that for me.
      But diarrhea is really dangerous: dehydration and loss of electrolytes is no joke. And I can't fathom having to choose between my health and not going into debt for medical treatments. That's just bonkers to me.

    • @brandonsaffell4100
      @brandonsaffell4100 28 хвилин тому +1

      "if you don't feel well go to the doctor" is advice from a previous generation. "If you don't need to go to the ER it's not that bad" is the country we've built.

    • @westie430
      @westie430 22 хвилини тому

      And sometimes people are just dumb and don't go because they think it's fine, normal, whatever 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @the_knightcatTTv
    @the_knightcatTTv 2 години тому +35

    The fact this is also an eight minute video is insane.

  • @GloriousSwag
    @GloriousSwag 2 години тому +14

    "Ian's hypokalemia was doodoo gastrointestinal losses" This made me laugh more than it should have 😂

  • @AlbertVII1987
    @AlbertVII1987 Годину тому +8

    Bro, am surprised the SMELL didn't turn him away.
    No shower, AND had runny shits prior to their session? You think it'd be more (for lack of a better word) RIPE when going down there?
    And already blasting out ROOM CLEARING farts prior to that, with clear signs of a stomach bug.
    I feel like there were SEVERAL factors that was saying "maybe putting your face down there might not be the best idea right now." 🤣

    • @mikechasmar4154
      @mikechasmar4154 Годину тому +2

      She forced him to do it. He had no choice. He

  • @katiewhyte3910
    @katiewhyte3910 2 години тому +22

    this poor guy cannot catch a break

  • @flesh_blanket
    @flesh_blanket 2 години тому +21

    Nah cupcake?
    That's a violation

  • @mahdedarmo
    @mahdedarmo Годину тому +4

    what a talent! to tell a story of diarrhea scientifically and make it so easily digestible is top tier!!

  • @Justgreen89925
    @Justgreen89925 2 години тому +14

    As an Italian just the idea of not washing in a bidet after number 2 is crazy, but to not even shower? WTF!

    • @Justgreen89925
      @Justgreen89925 2 години тому +4

      by bidet i mean the actual bidet, not the water jets on modern toilets

    • @Tsukiyumi3
      @Tsukiyumi3 2 години тому +4

      Fr I don’t understand not washing with water or at least wiping with a wet wipe instead 😭😭

    • @Justgreen89925
      @Justgreen89925 2 години тому +5

      @@Tsukiyumi3 in italy we even use soap! Like all the time, and I can assure you it doesn't hurt the skin at all

    • @supernova00500
      @supernova00500 Годину тому

      As an American, I can guarantee you we have the most Skidmarked underwear in the world

    • @westie430
      @westie430 20 хвилин тому

      ​@@supernova00500speak for yourself

  • @MisaMisa03579
    @MisaMisa03579 2 години тому +31

    the holiday mood background music is insane 💁🏻‍♀️

  • @dde1fy
    @dde1fy 2 години тому +16

    Not showering after she’s had diarrhea is crazy

  • @Chris-wn9hi
    @Chris-wn9hi 2 години тому +12

    He said he hadn't "Eaten anything out of the ordinary", to the ER doc. 😂🤮😂

  • @SparklerBlack
    @SparklerBlack 2 години тому +9

    i wanted to ask why they didint go to the doctor much earlier but then i remembered its america and then i thought about myself not going to the doctor either despite having free healthcare...

  • @mahartma
    @mahartma 2 години тому +8

    Jon Hamm has such an amazing acting range

  • @Najiflagedits
    @Najiflagedits 2 години тому +35

    Bro came back to the old titles "this is how his organs shutdown"

  • @ventilate4267
    @ventilate4267 2 години тому +29

    Top 10 stories we didn't want to hear, but should anyway.

    • @Itsnotthatdeep88
      @Itsnotthatdeep88 2 години тому

      @@ventilate4267 it’s a cautionary tale for all these folks that don’t like washing their ass…perfect example right here. 😮‍💨

  • @Nancys_on_fire
    @Nancys_on_fire Годину тому +12

    To everyone jumping on her for wiping back to front… I didn’t have a mom (bad situation and removed very young), and no one ever told me you were supposed to go front to back. I spent 32 years of my life with chronic infections, which I just assumed were normal, because I didn’t really have any female friends or family.
    I finally learned the correct way after a male friend of mine made a joke about it, which he had to explain to me. It was humiliating. I’ve done it correctly ever since, and no longer have issues with infections.
    It’s really embarrassing to put this out on the internet, but all I’m saying is please be kind, not all of us had a loving influence as kids to teach us the basics ❤

    • @nanabai329
      @nanabai329 55 хвилин тому +1

      Yes, I just rill my eyes at such comments. Somethings we just don't know things. I didnt know of front to back until I took an hha class and I had loving parents, but we use water to clean at every bathroom break so rarely had any infections.

    • @DoctorGarr
      @DoctorGarr 36 хвилин тому +1

      Sorry not sorry but this story made your username make sense 😂

    • @cynthiamckenzie9986
      @cynthiamckenzie9986 25 хвилин тому +2

      It doesn't matter even if she was wiping properly! The fact that she had relations with her husband without showering first and after being sick is just disgusting!

    • @Nancys_on_fire
      @Nancys_on_fire 18 хвилин тому

      @@cynthiamckenzie9986 I’m not arguing that part, I agree wholeheartedly.

    • @angelbear_og
      @angelbear_og 4 хвилини тому

      That's terrible for you, but according to this story the woman did in fact know better.

  • @werewaffl3s
    @werewaffl3s Годину тому +9

    01:53 Oscar winning performance

  • @JosiahBradley
    @JosiahBradley 2 години тому +31

    I almost vomited when I watched this over on Nebula first.

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 40 хвилин тому

      And then you watched it again 😩

  • @oldpunker885
    @oldpunker885 2 години тому +16

    Catchiest title in Chubbyemu history. 😅

  • @ToastenButter
    @ToastenButter 3 години тому +23

    Wild that people wiping wrong made an Emu video

  • @Creatrix-z5o
    @Creatrix-z5o 2 години тому +16

    I’ve never been this early! Merry Christmas, Dr. Bernard!

  • @evan_kat
    @evan_kat 2 години тому +11

    after watching this can confidently say that i'm never eating out again

  • @laratheplanespotter
    @laratheplanespotter 3 години тому +19

    Not the content I asked for but the content we all need… I think….

    • @petersarubbi
      @petersarubbi 2 години тому

      didn't you mean "butt" the content we all need? 🤔😆

  • @kimberlysauber5601
    @kimberlysauber5601 2 години тому +38

    It still amazes me that anyone would wipe back to front. How are we even having to talk about this!!?? 🤯

    • @katk1958
      @katk1958 2 години тому +11

      IKR? And who wouldn't hop in the shower and at least wash there, before... ? 🤔

    • @trentvlak
      @trentvlak 2 години тому

      I just wipe once then jump in the shower. I like the feeling of a squeaky clean sphincter as I walk.

    • @kimberlysauber5601
      @kimberlysauber5601 2 години тому

      @ ikr!!!??? 🤯🙌🏽

    • @trentvlak
      @trentvlak 2 години тому

      ai deleting replies left and right in this comment

  • @batmancharles
    @batmancharles 2 години тому +14

    Dude this guy has been through hell and back

    • @sometimesleela5947
      @sometimesleela5947 2 години тому +7

      That would have been a better pseudonym for her: Helen Bach.

    • @batmancharles
      @batmancharles 2 години тому +4

      @@sometimesleela5947 Actually, that's a marvelous play on words. This made me laugh

  • @frankie7825
    @frankie7825 2 години тому +10

    The re-enactments are hysterical 😆

  • @Jizag123
    @Jizag123 2 години тому +7

    2:28 "normal morning diarrhea" so many of us can relate😂

  • @chameleoness09
    @chameleoness09 2 години тому +6

    Remember, no matter what it is, wash it first before putting it in or around your mouth 🤦

  • @nothanksplease
    @nothanksplease 2 години тому +11

    i just dont understand why he was comfortable doing that in this situation.

    • @fastinradfordable
      @fastinradfordable 2 години тому

      Men HAVE to take what they can get.
      Or they get nothing.

  • @PorkchopGMX
    @PorkchopGMX 3 години тому +48

    oh no

  • @williamrebune5588
    @williamrebune5588 2 години тому +40

    As a medical doctor in West Africa, this is the most elaborate lectures I listen on UA-cam. Dr Ben is the guy 🎉

    • @fastinradfordable
      @fastinradfordable 2 години тому +5

      A DOCTOR who says a 8min UA-cam video is the “MOST ELABORATE LECTURE”
      💀☠️💀

    • @vinicraftmaster7597
      @vinicraftmaster7597 Годину тому +6

      @@fastinradfordable ngl, emu's explanations are on point, and their objective is to explain medical cases and the follow up diagnostics, which I think he does quite well, considering the saturation of other channels. Emia means "presence in blood" my guy.

    • @KatieDeGo
      @KatieDeGo Годину тому +4

      His name is Bernard

    • @hatman4818
      @hatman4818 Годину тому +2

      Yeah I've legit learned enough medical related latin from his channel to make good guesses at what diagnoses mean before he even says it now.

  • @bigredradish
    @bigredradish Годину тому +3

    beanie and wifebeater in the kitchen is insane costume design

  • @DustyTheDog
    @DustyTheDog Годину тому +2

    It's crazy this happened, when you consider that there is a large amount of people who purposefully put their face to a butthole and engage like they haven't seen food in a month. You can think you've cleaned it all, but it's never 100% clean from that place.

  • @WendyLouPollock
    @WendyLouPollock 2 години тому +5

    I remember parasitology class for laboratory. The images of Giardia under the microscope had their flagella arranged so they looked like little men dancing

  • @TheOGLemonduck
    @TheOGLemonduck Годину тому +2

    As someone who works at the infection ward of a big hospital, basic hygiene is the Alpha and Omega when it comes to avoiding infection. Shower, wash your hands and go to the doctor in case your symptoms don't reside

  • @RedGr33nBlue
    @RedGr33nBlue 2 години тому +11

    love this male actor so much hes so good

  • @alleycatcannabis
    @alleycatcannabis 50 хвилин тому +1

    Came for the comments, stayed for the video

  • @doctormary-hs9fr
    @doctormary-hs9fr 2 години тому +8

    Excellent as usual, great lesson, exceptional teaching! I love how well graphics/illustrations are thoughtfully incorporated. Thanks, Dr Bernard!
    (And Happy Holidays to you! 🎄😄)

  • @KatieDeGo
    @KatieDeGo Годину тому +3

    1. They call Giardia "Beaver fever" so thats funny
    2. I got it from drinking creek water years ago and I CANNOT IMAGINE letting anyone come near me when I had that nastiness 🤮

  • @DarkflameEmperor
    @DarkflameEmperor 2 години тому +3

    So many videos with sad endings recently so having a full recovery ending is sweet.

  • @molt45
    @molt45 2 години тому +7

    This probably takes the record for craziest title.

  • @kcshines1581
    @kcshines1581 Годину тому +3

    Oh goodness. I had giardia when I was 4-5 years old. It was so stressful for my parents because of the accidents and emergencies. I’m almost 30 and still remember some of the embarrassing public accidents I had and how much it upset my family. I had 0 control over it. It’s a lot to deal with! My parents did everything they could to treat it and were so kind to me about it.

  • @atsunome
    @atsunome Годину тому +6

    3:33 THIS GRAPHIC FOR THIS SENTENCE-

  • @snsnplpl
    @snsnplpl 2 години тому +10

    another way to prevent catching it while in the endemic country is to not eat any raw foods (like salad) in case the person who prepared the food had giardia on their hands (poor food sanitation practices)

    • @Flesh_mast
      @Flesh_mast 2 години тому

      In general, eating raw vegetables is not the greatest idea when traveling, to endemic areas. Parasites/bacteria may be in the soil they grow in, and if you're in an area where the water isn't safe to drink, it's not safe to wash the vegetables either.

  • @musonobari2560
    @musonobari2560 Годину тому +1

    The first line of the script 😂😂😂😂 OMG 🤣

  • @amberar
    @amberar 2 години тому +9

    Bidets FTW

  • @Wondermazement24
    @Wondermazement24 39 хвилин тому +2

    The chocolate animation is diabolical

  • @VCBird6
    @VCBird6 2 години тому +4

    "you are what you eat" has never been so accurate

  • @sweetmissypetuniawilson9206
    @sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 Годину тому +2

    💡
    Because I have cyclic vomiting syndrome, I know when this happens, it depletes the body of potassium when vomiting all day long, sometimes for days at a time.
    I guess it never occurred to me that when things come out the back end in the form of diarrhea, the same can happen!
    Duh! 🤦‍♀️
    Also, many people don't realize potatoes have more potassium than bananas!
    The more you know..

  • @AreYouSerious-210g
    @AreYouSerious-210g Годину тому +3

    How is anyone dealing with diarrhea in the mood to have sex?

  • @peterpetruzzi
    @peterpetruzzi Годину тому +4

    3:55 give this man an Oscar lmao 😂

  • @WordsBloom
    @WordsBloom 2 години тому +5

    Now I'm going to associate this with cupcakes.

  • @Turcian
    @Turcian 2 години тому +2

    "He hadn't eaten anything out of the ordinary 😏" 🤣🤣

  • @Wrathrix
    @Wrathrix 2 години тому +12

    Ohh Boi, get the popcorn and chocolates xD

    • @sometimesleela5947
      @sometimesleela5947 2 години тому

      And a bucket for after you've finished watching

    • @Aplumgirl
      @Aplumgirl 2 години тому +3

      Noooo not chocolate lol

    • @jimwu8532
      @jimwu8532 2 години тому

      Milk chocolate? Some people are lactose intolerant, hehe

  • @lechatbotte.
    @lechatbotte. Годину тому +2

    Where we are now the emergency room!!. The diarrhea would explain the hypokalemia and the muscle cramps. Giardia is found in lakes, rivers and streams in the US.