2b2t's History of Minecraft Combat (2010-2020)

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  • We take a look at how PvP has evolved on the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft since 2010!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @kingoros
    @kingoros 4 роки тому +17440

    pvp really gets me going :o)

  • @gaming.clips1441
    @gaming.clips1441 4 роки тому +3024

    Back then: sword
    Now: got my crystal like a damn pistol

  • @theyanman6442
    @theyanman6442 4 роки тому +2562

    I hear "the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft" in my nightmares

  • @sshini2085
    @sshini2085 3 роки тому +886

    Imagine being able to confidently say that you’ve beaten two hackers in an anarchy server with pure skill

    • @khangle6872
      @khangle6872 2 роки тому +17

      Just like the pinned comment

    • @blitzkriegpacitogaming2127
      @blitzkriegpacitogaming2127 2 роки тому +4

      not that hard,some people 10v1 hackers and win cope ez

    • @progamermaster2685
      @progamermaster2685 2 роки тому +6

      That is almost impossible l, if you do it i will give you 100000$

    • @AnEnderNon
      @AnEnderNon 2 роки тому +19

      @@blitzkriegpacitogaming2127 gl 10v1ing hackers in crystal pvp lmaoo

    • @Twelvyshandle
      @Twelvyshandle Рік тому +2

      Skill? Wdym skill, check out my cps bro.

  • @lillyie
    @lillyie 3 роки тому +1140

    "2b2t's combat is not so different from the real world"
    Ah yes, i remember the time when the Confederacy used End Crystals in order to defend Richmond from the advancing Union troops

  • @FitMC
    @FitMC  4 роки тому +10152

    It's been almost 3 hours and nobody has pointed out I was purchasing a goose statue with Honey. I'm disappointed.

    • @JohnDoe-rx5oe
      @JohnDoe-rx5oe 4 роки тому +1459

      Everyone is too busy making their stupid meme comments to actually notice anything.

    • @itsoracle
      @itsoracle 4 роки тому +1437

      it's because we all skipped through the ad

    • @Squared_Table
      @Squared_Table 4 роки тому +154

      FitMC why hello there

    • @SkyCube.
      @SkyCube. 4 роки тому +23

      Hi

    • @arnoldgrootegoed7314
      @arnoldgrootegoed7314 4 роки тому +44

      now that's an avenger level threat

  • @bricksburger5409
    @bricksburger5409 4 роки тому +671

    People keep going on about ‘oldest anarchy server’ but why does no one bring up the fact he uses the same hausemaster image every time in the same spot and same size

  • @ArxN87
    @ArxN87 3 роки тому +650

    imagine a kid plays 2b2t and say "YOU'RE HACKING!!!!"

    • @inklingswtf
      @inklingswtf 3 роки тому +93

      nah they probably get bored waiting in the queue lmao

    • @qingpetcher667
      @qingpetcher667 3 роки тому +63

      @@inklingswtf nah they grab there moms credit card and buy max priority quene

    • @inklingswtf
      @inklingswtf 3 роки тому +21

      @@qingpetcher667 maybe that too

    • @0raph
      @0raph 3 роки тому +8

      "It's free real state"

    • @jwwr8408
      @jwwr8408 3 роки тому +8

      @@qingpetcher667 “max priority queue”

  • @noddlelebowski1074
    @noddlelebowski1074 3 роки тому +37

    One more thing:
    Kingoros noticed that hacks like killaura didn’t effect bows. So Kingoros used his pearls to get away from Popbop and ITristan after trading multiple hits. After he hits them a couple times he allows himself to take knockback so that he can get away from their reach or he would just use pearls and start hitting them with his bow multiple times. After he understood that he was getting out powered he jumped into the ocean and started hitting them, since they didn’t had speed hacks they couldn’t get close to him if he kept spamming his bows, with this tactic he did a shit ton of damage to them.

  • @seanchun7096
    @seanchun7096 4 роки тому +761

    2010: i bet we will be fighting with mega swords in the future.
    2020: *HACKED GLASS*

    • @sedativedance6910
      @sedativedance6910 4 роки тому +45

      Hacked glass was actually a thing 2b players tried. They thought that, because items have no cooldown, a sharpness five stained glass would deal more damage than traditional melee weapons. There was an actual video that Fit made with him hunting down players in nether spawn with the glass. I think it was about 3 years ago or something.

    • @absobel
      @absobel 4 роки тому +17

      @@sedativedance6910 Just... What is this server...

    • @c0rrupt3d_g0d2
      @c0rrupt3d_g0d2 4 роки тому +19

      @@absobel the oldest anarchy server.. in minecraft

    • @i0nlz
      @i0nlz 4 роки тому +8

      @@sedativedance6910 *32K Glass*

    • @Spiggle25
      @Spiggle25 4 роки тому +2

      I mean they did end up getting 32k's, so...

  • @galbadral1347
    @galbadral1347 4 роки тому +4085

    I love how 2b2t tries to turn everything into a weapon

    • @porter5224
      @porter5224 4 роки тому +281

      I mean, it's effectively a war, and war inspires innovation. Anything to get an edge on your foe.

    • @masterparker116
      @masterparker116 4 роки тому +140

      Next thing you know food is a weapon

    • @amanportalhavoc203
      @amanportalhavoc203 4 роки тому +58

      EXCALIBUR TRY HARD | ah yes, slapping someone holding a piece of raw/cooked steak

    • @galbadral1347
      @galbadral1347 4 роки тому +62

      @@masterparker116 I mean look at gapples

    • @FoccaciaDiRecco
      @FoccaciaDiRecco 4 роки тому +9

      Like in real life

  • @cryingcatgoesbark310
    @cryingcatgoesbark310 3 роки тому +349

    Fit: “suicide bombing became an actual tactic!”
    Japan in world war 2: *are you challenging me?*

    • @deathgamer8086
      @deathgamer8086 3 роки тому +4

      al qaeda: amateurs.

    • @paradox1315
      @paradox1315 3 роки тому +4

      thats... f***** up dude

    • @R0DBS2
      @R0DBS2 3 роки тому +8

      Kamikaze intensifies

    • @paradox1315
      @paradox1315 3 роки тому +1

      @@andrewlee4353 thats not the problem...

    • @snakyYT
      @snakyYT 3 роки тому +1

      hell yeah then they get nuked

  • @seth-the-inactive
    @seth-the-inactive 3 роки тому +228

    Hause: thank god I did it! I patched 32k swords!
    Some random exploiter about to invent 33k swords: *I am four parallel universes ahead of you.*

    • @dravskii
      @dravskii 3 роки тому

      Ennard

    • @fxfville5294
      @fxfville5294 2 роки тому +1

      @sea. its actually 64 integer but its not unlocked yet :o)

    • @jukit3906
      @jukit3906 2 роки тому +2

      @@fxfville5294 32767 is the 16 bit integer limit

    • @Yoyokun711
      @Yoyokun711 2 роки тому +1

      he would just ban him as i dont think he wants to go through the pain again XD

  • @ian-roadto0subscribers564
    @ian-roadto0subscribers564 4 роки тому +1644

    2b2t player seeing literally any item: idk man seems like a weapon to me

    • @luzi6811
      @luzi6811 4 роки тому +38

      stonks

    • @schweigefuchs7308
      @schweigefuchs7308 4 роки тому +43

      @@luzi6811 that makes 0 sense in the context

    • @luzi6811
      @luzi6811 4 роки тому +58

      @@schweigefuchs7308 not stonks :(

    • @thex9165
      @thex9165 4 роки тому +9

      John Wick in minecraft

    • @gestimo6168
      @gestimo6168 4 роки тому +37

      Well if they eat a gapple, their probably gonna attack you, if they pull out a crystal, they are probably gonna attack you, if they pull a sword they will probably attack you, if they pull out obsidian they are probably gonna attack you and if we go back a little, if they pulled out a shulker they were either gonna attack you or ban you.

  • @altoclef4249
    @altoclef4249 4 роки тому +5546

    2050: Players are using hacked cocoa beans to one-shot players

    • @ditto-w
      @ditto-w 4 роки тому +574

      "Due to an oversight in the coding of cocoa beans into the game, an exploit has been discovered. This exploit uses a coding error to overwrite the cocoa bean item's damage to a value that surpasses even the likes of a 32k sword. Battles have degraded to the point where the killauras of two combatants trigger at the same time, killing both players at once."

    • @abmalreklaw5096
      @abmalreklaw5096 4 роки тому +19

      Error

    • @jedithenoooblet2680
      @jedithenoooblet2680 4 роки тому +171

      3009: players are t h i n k i n g to one shot players

    • @tubegerm6732
      @tubegerm6732 4 роки тому +91

      Broke: placing end crystals on obsidion/bedrock
      Woke: placeing cocoa beans on jungle logs.

    • @ren96706
      @ren96706 4 роки тому +50

      2120: flower pot pvp meta

  • @JstTrolling
    @JstTrolling 3 роки тому +59

    2060: People are getting strength 6000 pots and one shotting people with their fists.

  • @dadjoketrademark6956
    @dadjoketrademark6956 3 роки тому +16

    Short Answer: Adapt, Overcome, Survive
    Long Answer: Years of updates and player discoveries

  • @yourlocalasleeponioperativ4095
    @yourlocalasleeponioperativ4095 4 роки тому +2938

    “The evolution of combat in 2b2t isn’t so different from the real world”
    Ah yes anyone else remember when the Japanese did banzai charges with 32k weapons ?

    • @insertsound9059
      @insertsound9059 3 роки тому +221

      remember when the Americans crafted end crystals and suicide-bombed themselves near the Japanese

    • @thischanneldiedlol2234
      @thischanneldiedlol2234 3 роки тому +115

      insertsound ah yes remember when they would use beds to blow up their enemies

    • @yourlocalasleeponioperativ4095
      @yourlocalasleeponioperativ4095 3 роки тому +171

      @@thischanneldiedlol2234 ah yes remember when the Americans crammed a shit ton of end crystals and dropped them on japan

    • @insertsound9059
      @insertsound9059 3 роки тому +124

      @@yourlocalasleeponioperativ4095 ah yes remember when the Japanese got completely obliterated by the nukes but survived because of their totems of undying

    • @PunchGod741
      @PunchGod741 3 роки тому +70

      insertsound ah yes remember when the Japanese bed bombed an American base and the Americans unloaded thousands of crystals on two Japanese bases and many players

  • @iamsus7158
    @iamsus7158 3 роки тому +1708

    I love how when he says ,,the servers admin“ he always says hausemaster and Shows his skin

    • @user-xf8yp3wj7m
      @user-xf8yp3wj7m 3 роки тому +246

      Like "This is the man who has created this gathering place of inventive psychopaths."

    • @shackygolem5
      @shackygolem5 3 роки тому +243

      He shows the skin to remind us that he is not a house

    • @derdimi927
      @derdimi927 3 роки тому +59

      It’s just a distraction from the actual admin of the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft.

    • @vicenzomarsal3012
      @vicenzomarsal3012 3 роки тому +9

      He is scared

    • @regenpalkar4385
      @regenpalkar4385 3 роки тому +1

      @@shackygolem5 xddddddd

  • @flamelord6553
    @flamelord6553 3 роки тому +23

    “And eventually 2b2t players figured out how to stack potions”
    Hypixel Duels Players:Write that down, write that down!

  • @lowellprescott
    @lowellprescott 3 роки тому +12

    3:23 i was using this as background noise and my heart sank

  • @supercool_saiyan5670
    @supercool_saiyan5670 4 роки тому +564

    2030: In the oldest anarchy server in minecraft this is how sea pickles became 2b2t's most powerful weapon rivaling that of the superweapons of the last decade.

    • @sad_planet3160
      @sad_planet3160 4 роки тому +21

      Sadly this was patched and cocoa beans are new superweapons

    • @abmalreklaw5096
      @abmalreklaw5096 4 роки тому +6

      Speed bull The year is 3030 everything is 2b2t

    • @justjack2131
      @justjack2131 4 роки тому +5

      *Still hasn’t updated to 1.13*

    • @cruise_101
      @cruise_101 4 роки тому +4

      Just Jack 1.13*

    • @ComputerJunkie00
      @ComputerJunkie00 4 роки тому +4

      They're gonna figure out a way to make end crystal cannons and mortars.

  • @CharlemagneTheG
    @CharlemagneTheG 4 роки тому +1168

    I swear if a crafting table doesn’t become a deadly one shot weapon I will be very disappointed.

    • @tama5046
      @tama5046 4 роки тому +9

      @@senticlaus5394 yea sure

    • @lonecalzone6901
      @lonecalzone6901 4 роки тому +84

      its in the works. the crafting table cult, they're slowly but surely summoning the elder gods which they themselves need to perform rituals to finally form the anti-hack 32k crafting table

    • @crazytd9536
      @crazytd9536 4 роки тому +12

      It already has, i know someone who has an illegally enchanted crafting table

    • @davr1
      @davr1 4 роки тому +1

      @@senticlaus5394 I can give everyone on 2b op if i want to :)

    • @imchristianya3932
      @imchristianya3932 4 роки тому

      @@tama5046 toxic

  • @aqwaa3057
    @aqwaa3057 3 роки тому +34

    Still waiting for the „do everything at the same time“ hack, where you just have to lean back and watch the hack play for you

    • @ravenster2389
      @ravenster2389 3 роки тому +3

      2021 meta is already like that. cringe meta

  • @Uben-Dover
    @Uben-Dover 3 роки тому +21

    *even our grandparents lived when old pvp existed*

  • @bromcskillz
    @bromcskillz 4 роки тому +783

    Fit is like the wise old man telling old legends to the new

    • @RIFLQ
      @RIFLQ 4 роки тому +5

      @@proffesionalbusinessman3677 OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBB

    • @JJadne
      @JJadne 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah pretty much

    • @JJadne
      @JJadne 4 роки тому +1

      @White Boy I have diablo 3

    • @flametree5540
      @flametree5540 4 роки тому +1

      No his is wise daddy

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 4 роки тому

      @@proffesionalbusinessman3677
      Same difference.

  • @Emolgabrine
    @Emolgabrine 4 роки тому +624

    Is no one going to talk about the fact Fit had a gnome in his shopping cart?
    Madlad gnomed us all

    • @kpeguyebbers850
      @kpeguyebbers850 4 роки тому +10

      HELLO THERE OLD CHUM

    • @RIFLQ
      @RIFLQ 4 роки тому +2

      Where?

    • @maestrofeli4259
      @maestrofeli4259 4 роки тому +1

      What is that?
      Sorry for being dumb

    • @RIFLQ
      @RIFLQ 4 роки тому +1

      @@JABEXE where?

    • @darthalex3
      @darthalex3 4 роки тому

      @@JABEXE did you really have to point that out? theres less of a chance people notice if you dont, you're just harming his privacy.

  • @connor6267
    @connor6267 3 роки тому +5

    3:36 "best enchants" *silk touch*

  • @nuyabuisness7526
    @nuyabuisness7526 3 роки тому +6

    I remember the playing CTF games back in early beta. Standard loadout was a sword, armor, bow and three stacks of arrows. I was playing on a crappy laptop, so my render distance was set to tiny. Combat would generally be swarms of arrows coming flying out of the fog before closing the gap with swords. It was also the early days of artillery (back when hitting a tnt block set it off).

  • @etzaliYT
    @etzaliYT 4 роки тому +1179

    If I had a Minecraft block for every time Fit said "oldest anarchy server in Minecraft" I'd have enough blocks to recreate the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft

  • @coffeebean2
    @coffeebean2 4 роки тому +1800

    Imagine just going about your business in hell and some dude throws a bed at you then jumps into it and explodes

  • @matthewevans7518
    @matthewevans7518 3 роки тому +6

    5:57 a small note, god apples originally were made with ingots not blocks and regular golden apples with golden nuggets. (Thus requiring only 9 gold ingots per god Apple not 72)

  • @rd101
    @rd101 2 роки тому +4

    I love how all these 2b2t events have name. It's so cool because it reminds me so much of our world's history. Good job on this vid Fit! I really enjoyed it a lot! Keep up the great work

  • @TheFinMyster
    @TheFinMyster 4 роки тому +722

    When a player only uses kill aura in any other server-" hacker!"
    When a player only uses kill aura in 2b2t "Basically he's playing vanilla minecraft."

    • @abmalreklaw5096
      @abmalreklaw5096 4 роки тому +8

      Natulus yeah basically

    • @ignealacerta4629
      @ignealacerta4629 4 роки тому +2

      Natulus you are aware that kill aura is one of the most crucial hacks for everything single one of these metas.

    • @abmalreklaw5096
      @abmalreklaw5096 4 роки тому +10

      IgneaLacerta bruh you better prepare for a lot of r/woooosh

    • @ignealacerta4629
      @ignealacerta4629 4 роки тому +1

      A bmalreklaw he is implying that kill aura is not that important while in reality it is. Also very well formed opinions on 2b pvp for someone who doesn’t play!

    • @abmalreklaw5096
      @abmalreklaw5096 4 роки тому +14

      IgneaLacerta no I think he saying that the server is so hard compared with other servers that hacks are A necessity to have

  • @phitsf5475
    @phitsf5475 4 роки тому +483

    My fave moment from real history was when the mongols found a cache of 32k sharp swords and went a little wild

    • @schizophreniagaming1187
      @schizophreniagaming1187 4 роки тому +20

      Mine was when the Germans started using hack clients to pvp other countries

    • @xxdholmesxx7947
      @xxdholmesxx7947 4 роки тому +6

      I can't choose what my fav ones was

    • @somebodyhere3160
      @somebodyhere3160 4 роки тому +9

      Mine was when the US discovered end crystals and may have destroyed a few cities in the process

    • @brianlin5636
      @brianlin5636 4 роки тому +1

      SomebodyHere * two bases

    • @xxdholmesxx7947
      @xxdholmesxx7947 4 роки тому +1

      @@somebodyhere3160 oh yea I almost forgot about that yea I agree

  • @fayealvarez209
    @fayealvarez209 3 роки тому +20

    Honey: We NEED to find another youtuber we can sponsor...
    CEO: Maybe we could find one on the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft.

  • @panda6187
    @panda6187 2 роки тому +5

    16:21 fax machine
    *fit gets flashbacks of fax machine killing him*

  • @Ashfielder
    @Ashfielder 4 роки тому +298

    2011: Swords
    2016: *S U I C I D E B O M B I N G*

  • @cormanec210
    @cormanec210 3 роки тому +5

    There is no one who can talk about a toxic wasteland of a minecraft server and make it feel like a live-action movie then Fit himself.

  • @usedtissuepaper42
    @usedtissuepaper42 3 роки тому +12

    Fit: shows desolate wasteland full of warring players
    pop-up ad: *hope lives here*

  • @samthegreatestpickle1632
    @samthegreatestpickle1632 4 роки тому +342

    "the evolution of combat on 2b2t isn't so different from the real world"
    Yall remember that one time when Napoleon invaded Germany with 32k swords?

    • @AbleRaxskall
      @AbleRaxskall 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah man that happened two times already

    • @Beetless
      @Beetless 4 роки тому +2

      sam king of the lions made me laugh lol

    • @nogisonoko5409
      @nogisonoko5409 4 роки тому +19

      And destroying the Coalition forces consist of Austrian and Russian army in the Battle of Austerlitz with end crystals? Yeah i remember.

    • @_H0X
      @_H0X 4 роки тому +4

      I miss the days when Caesar fought Pompey using stacked instant damage potions 😔👊

    • @danieltan7344
      @danieltan7344 4 роки тому

      Yes, also the time when alexander using almost vanilla client beat darius with all the best hack client around

  • @Scapularbore
    @Scapularbore 4 роки тому +1848

    Automated PVP is never going to be better than kingoros you know this fit I could see him being better than anyone on the server with hacks just imagine the king of PVP using hacks unstoppable.

    • @SenecaGray
      @SenecaGray 4 роки тому +35

      kingoros even has one of the most fun names ever

    • @SirAarthur
      @SirAarthur 4 роки тому +3

      Yea

    • @cracked982
      @cracked982 4 роки тому +2

      Seneca Gray yes, I use his name because I just like it

    • @hollandpe283
      @hollandpe283 4 роки тому +6

      Kingoros is a god

    • @kingaced9467
      @kingaced9467 4 роки тому +1

      I wanna see kingoros even try to beat someone like marcel, gamefreak, or jewdah

  • @hollyrichards6657
    @hollyrichards6657 3 роки тому +3

    I love how jam packed the history of 2b2t is. Every block has a story, every player is instrumental in the story overall. Somebody needs to make a month-by-month history of 2b2t as a book.

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 3 роки тому

      There were comics but i assume they were short scenes and moments

  • @eb3yr
    @eb3yr Рік тому +2

    16:52 there was a small period of a month or few after the patch where 32ks were still usable, but very janky. I remember logging on right after that server restart for the patch and pretty much instantly we all figured out that we could use dispensers to place the shulkers without reverting their contents.
    There was a bit of an arms race afterwards of a bunch of client devs trying to make new auto32k modules, but it was WAY more complicated because of the arrangements of hoppers, shulkers, dispensers, and power sources. Instead of a 1x2x1 area you had arrangements spanning up to a 3x3x3 area, so it took a long time for the auto32k bypass modules to become reliable, and by then they were being patched too.
    I'm still in a small discord server with records about this, and some decompiled and deobfuscated clients with this module.

  • @darintrifonov1564
    @darintrifonov1564 4 роки тому +1260

    "And eventually 2b2t players figured out how to stack potions"
    Me: Of course they did.

  • @UpdateFreak33
    @UpdateFreak33 3 роки тому +18

    "The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft"
    "The server's admin, Hausemaster"
    "The most unfamous griefer on 2b2t: Popbob"

  • @randomzergling
    @randomzergling 3 роки тому +6

    I love how he says superweapons like they are real superweapons, just like he makes hacked clients sound like godly powers.

  • @kleinekip1235
    @kleinekip1235 4 роки тому +287

    Fitmc: hits 1 mil
    Honey: n o w y o u a r e w o r t h o f a s p o n s o r s h i p

  • @LimePasta
    @LimePasta 4 роки тому +667

    Okay, hear me out, imagine if:
    Baritone pvp becomes standard meta.
    People buy 5+ alt accounts just to run baritone on them.
    Run alt accounts simultaneously using either a virtual box or another computer.
    Players have active minions they bring into combat.
    Mfw 2b2t becomes a moba.

    • @kylethomas9130
      @kylethomas9130 4 роки тому +66

      That's what I was thinking, imagine a builder at spawn flexing on people while his Baritone Alts just massacre any witnesses.

    • @Bryophytan
      @Bryophytan 4 роки тому +71

      That would probably become an EULA nightmare at best. If you gain any advantage (say, by owning many automated accounts) it becomes a problem according to the EULA. Fit sort of mentioned it in the past. And I guarantee accounts would be bought in mass and some would pop up for cheap sold by 2b2t players. (On a side note this is beautifully chaotic. Microsoft being a victim of their own contract is some God Tier irony).
      Beyond EULA, a problem Clash Royale had with the trading of accounts was that stolen credit cards and all that were used to purchaise in game loot to then sell to buyers. Therefore It's a very real scenario that cheap mc alts would come from stolen money and stolen accounts. Its likely Mojang/Microsoft would face legal action if they ignore this.
      Perhaps limiting IPs to one account could be a solution but where theres an anarchy server community, theres a way. Certainly, baritone like bot wars would be an interesting new meta at the very least. Continuing the current era of 2b2t or perhaps worthy of its own.

    • @user-le2yl2qh6e
      @user-le2yl2qh6e 4 роки тому

      ooo

    • @user-le2yl2qh6e
      @user-le2yl2qh6e 4 роки тому +5

      imagine if they wear same suites and all

    • @honkhonk8009
      @honkhonk8009 4 роки тому +5

      It already is. you can buy 110 alts for $3.

  • @generalcorporal2.032
    @generalcorporal2.032 3 роки тому +1

    Love your 2b2t content keep it up

  • @idrisitogs
    @idrisitogs 3 роки тому +3

    11:15 I love how the whole chat is confused lmao

  • @cb6733
    @cb6733 3 роки тому +1260

    "We eventually found a way to use 32K weapons again"
    Of course you did

    • @JCG-049
      @JCG-049 3 роки тому +3

      There’s a command you can type in to get a 32k sword (16391 attack damage)

    • @jwwr8408
      @jwwr8408 3 роки тому +5

      @@JCG-049 only in creative

    • @adlirez
      @adlirez 3 роки тому +7

      @@JCG-049 not in 2b2t you can’t. Unless you had backdoor access and until Hausemaster hasn’t found a way to patch the current thing making 32k possible, 32k is extremely valuable and would definitely spell the difference between life and death.

    • @JCG-049
      @JCG-049 3 роки тому +1

      I know

    • @jwwr8408
      @jwwr8408 3 роки тому

      Yeah but 2b is in survival

  • @uriahgarcia3329
    @uriahgarcia3329 3 роки тому +4422

    The year is 2025, everything’s been griefed, the worlds an endless no mans land of bedrock and obsidian, there’s no way to get supplies, all recourses are exhausted. Players struggle to find food and players hunt each other for supplies, hidden caches still exist, hidden in parts of the nether, but portals are hard to find in these days. Players cry out or pray for a world reset, but housemaster doesn’t grant their wishes, for the players must live in the world they created, they must live with the sins they committed.

  • @chikoritalover
    @chikoritalover 3 роки тому +2

    The great storytelling of the channel and the use of Donkey Kong 64 music has finally convinced me to subscribe >:D

  • @Smokeinspace49
    @Smokeinspace49 8 місяців тому

    Your a legend bro this stuff is crazy.

  • @merchanttoiletpaper6128
    @merchanttoiletpaper6128 4 роки тому +249

    The times when food didnt stack up and taking damage made sounds...

    • @lainwired3946
      @lainwired3946 4 роки тому +21

      it still makes a hit sound but not the oof lol

    • @JollyOldCanuck
      @JollyOldCanuck 4 роки тому +11

      @@lainwired3946 I miss the oof... I remember playing the game when I was 10 years old on a cracked client in 2010.

    • @theimperfectgod7140
      @theimperfectgod7140 4 роки тому +3

      *UGH!!!* *UGH!!!* *ugh!!!*

    • @adem2725
      @adem2725 4 роки тому +1

      @@blueredblack7026 will do once i got the cash

    • @jayvhoncalma3458
      @jayvhoncalma3458 4 роки тому +1

      And bows we're machine guns

  • @anidiot11
    @anidiot11 3 роки тому +4

    The way 32ks surpassed End Crystals made me think of the Quote "A Weapon to Surpass Metal Gear"

  • @Bluedemons213
    @Bluedemons213 3 роки тому +10

    17:29 whats with the blur right here

  • @Koolminer
    @Koolminer 4 роки тому +1820

    Who else remebers when being in full iron was the big thing

  • @physpherix
    @physpherix 3 роки тому +302

    I haven't heard that "Ooh" sound when taking damage in a long long time. Also, I totally forgot it existed.

  • @toxicitygamer4823
    @toxicitygamer4823 2 роки тому

    I've watched this video 3 times and it still doesn't get old

  • @chadhill136
    @chadhill136 3 роки тому +9

    This is one of the rare videos where he goes 10 seconds with out saying "The oldest anarchy server in minecraft"

    • @Yoyokun711
      @Yoyokun711 2 роки тому

      ye i heard that these exist once in every 50 uploads

  • @quantumkris5028
    @quantumkris5028 4 роки тому +508

    "How we went from sticks and stones to automated warfare". That statement alone is so powerful it doesn't even JUST apply to Minecraft...

    • @user-nd3ew1kp4w
      @user-nd3ew1kp4w 4 роки тому +27

      War...
      War never changes

    • @toxpov3612
      @toxpov3612 4 роки тому +6

      @@user-nd3ew1kp4w except the joke was about how war evolved lol

    • @bearcatben4762
      @bearcatben4762 4 роки тому +12

      @@toxpov3612 Comedy...
      Comedy never changes

    • @boshiko3587
      @boshiko3587 4 роки тому +1

      GTA too

    • @ManipulateHavoc
      @ManipulateHavoc 4 роки тому +9

      FIFA... FIFA never changes

  • @emperormajorian112
    @emperormajorian112 3 роки тому +125

    “Caches of weapons” my gosh it’s like finding the relics of a previously advanced civilization

  • @zachariahgrubb3802
    @zachariahgrubb3802 Рік тому

    That sudden DK 64 song at 7:03 Hideout Helm. Pretty dope choice for the video.

  • @megabyte3044
    @megabyte3044 3 роки тому +2

    0:44 lost opportunity you could've said "from sticks and stones to breaking bones"

  • @scoomplers
    @scoomplers 4 роки тому +389

    Fitmc went bald because he became too powerful: he buys protein drinks in bulk.

  • @tedreal2748
    @tedreal2748 4 роки тому +409

    next time on the 2b2t history: *how air became dangerous in 2b2t*

    • @RBLXProd
      @RBLXProd 4 роки тому +6

      Todays Pandemic

    • @raffimolero64
      @raffimolero64 4 роки тому +10

      fighting underwater...

    • @vincentmaltais507
      @vincentmaltais507 4 роки тому +7

      Ability to locate someone using air blocks

    • @Nyerguds
      @Nyerguds 4 роки тому +7

      @@alwan8872 World of Warcraft had this at some point, due to a bug, lol. Basically some miniboss' ability accidentally escaped its battle confines and infected NPCs in cities, who kept infecting players there.

    • @VikingBadass94
      @VikingBadass94 4 роки тому +2

      @@alwan8872 wait a minute...I've seen this one before...

  • @Cl0udPvP
    @Cl0udPvP 2 роки тому

    I’ve watched this loads of times and it still is good

  • @murailus1
    @murailus1 3 роки тому +2

    the nostalgic music in the begin of the history REALLY cathes me

  • @draqonfyre4385
    @draqonfyre4385 4 роки тому +563

    1.16: Hacked clients abuse the new pigstep disc to insta-kill any player that hears it

    • @zarabatanaproductions9240
      @zarabatanaproductions9240 3 роки тому +38

      It’s because of how fire the song is

    • @unturned55
      @unturned55 3 роки тому +11

      what scp is this

    • @Longus07
      @Longus07 3 роки тому +6

      Lol I first thought it was real.
      Maybe it will when 2b2t updates to 1.16,Who knows?......

    • @decastar3010
      @decastar3010 3 роки тому +3

      Music aura, new hack
      Now comes with disc 11 and 13!

    • @gonzaaa_t
      @gonzaaa_t 3 роки тому

      🤑🤑

  • @midgeylittle6892
    @midgeylittle6892 4 роки тому +806

    We need a “Oldest server in Minecraft” count for all his videos

  • @Jack-kx5rf
    @Jack-kx5rf 2 роки тому +1

    God apples really changed pvp. I used to play an OP factions server with the /fix command so the fights on there would last a lot longer. We also had a little command /echest which opened up a portable enderchest. One time when I was still in school during summer break my friends had just logged off to go to bed and I was about to too but I got jumped. So I fought back and we ended up getting trapped in a cave in the spawn region. We couldn't get out since ender pearls near spawn was disabled to stop pearling into spawn so we got trapped in this tiny 13x5 cave.
    Neither of us would die so we spent 11 episodes of The Originals fighting. That is about 8 hours 15 minutes. His friends logged on and I got 6v1'd. At this point, I just gave up on trying to kill him and just sat in the corner chugging god apples hoping my friends logged on before I ran out of god apples or I was too slow on a /fix.

  • @jacobarnoldmusic
    @jacobarnoldmusic Рік тому +1

    Ayyyy my boi Kingoros in this vid! I was good friends with him for a long time. Good to see he is still remembered!

  • @Owen.F
    @Owen.F 4 роки тому +204

    Imagine Hausemaster turns every single crystal into, idk, hay bale, and makes crystals uncraftable for a while, i think that would be funny.
    *Someone in mid-fight starts placing hay bales furiosly*

    • @sedativedance6910
      @sedativedance6910 4 роки тому +9

      People would.. notice it...

    • @dELTA13579111315
      @dELTA13579111315 4 роки тому +6

      Lol he should for a few days or a week or something as a joke

    • @Owen.F
      @Owen.F 4 роки тому +7

      @@sedativedance6910 that's... The point...

    • @Uwawa96
      @Uwawa96 4 роки тому +3

      The thing is , Crystal pvp is not a toxic part of MC pvp , it is in its very nature the cure to the shit fest Mojang has created by allowing people to put a 80% Damage Reduction onto Another 80% Reduction. The Gapple was never the issue , the issue was Diamond Armor itself.
      Pvp would have been fine if 1.9 did not add toughness to diamond armor.
      Serioulsy ... Crystals are the way to go even on Regular MC servers.

    • @Owen.F
      @Owen.F 4 роки тому +1

      @@Uwawa96 It would be a joke for a couple hours

  • @ibryce3634
    @ibryce3634 4 роки тому +72

    17:57 yeah, my favorite part of the cold war was when joseph stalin beat harry truman in a 1v1 with an explosive device that can only be placed on obsidian

  • @geonking2283
    @geonking2283 2 роки тому +2

    Evolution of combat
    2010: ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh
    2021:boom boom fuse boom!

  • @diavolojaegar
    @diavolojaegar 3 роки тому +4

    near future:now in minecraft we have invisible spirits stops,skips,revert, and accelerate time itself

  • @randomperson-bi1xl
    @randomperson-bi1xl 4 роки тому +397

    Imagine FitMC saying “The youngest anarchy server in Minecraft.”

    • @tibersky8718
      @tibersky8718 4 роки тому +17

      he actually said thatin smpearth

    • @berndsosch5672
      @berndsosch5672 4 роки тому +4

      Wish granted

    • @chrisdawson1776
      @chrisdawson1776 4 роки тому +22

      The youngest Republic server in Terraria

    • @itsokgames
      @itsokgames 4 роки тому +2

      The youngest communist server in rocket league

    • @codingfiregod
      @codingfiregod 3 роки тому +1

      the youngest wall of china

  • @spineck5499
    @spineck5499 4 роки тому +237

    even 2b2t had its own "cold war" with the race of 2 clients to have the better technology to use lol

    • @gecko_6103
      @gecko_6103 4 роки тому

      Thats rigt

    • @Videoswithsoarin
      @Videoswithsoarin 4 роки тому +6

      its not a cold war because people were actually fighting

    • @eak8756
      @eak8756 3 роки тому

      Bro call of duty cold war just dropped

    • @lilnignig506
      @lilnignig506 3 роки тому +1

      General Psycho technically that wasnt the cold war though lol

    • @frizzy3249
      @frizzy3249 3 роки тому

      More of an Arms Race then a Cold War

  • @jg6551
    @jg6551 3 роки тому +2

    there’s a new 1.17 hack that brought back the bow “machine gun” characteristic and can also be used with the crossbow and you can increase the speed. So you can literally blast your opponent with 100 fireworks in just a few seconds

    • @jwwr8408
      @jwwr8408 3 роки тому

      Bowspam, it’s nothing new lol

  • @jordanchapman2778
    @jordanchapman2778 2 роки тому

    Yo dawg, ion even play Minecraft actually. Let alone would I know how or be able to get on 2b2t but your channel is absolutely amazing. Love every video man, keep it up💯

  • @Wasabibt
    @Wasabibt 4 роки тому +22

    Thanks for practising with me, I hope you enjoyed it!

    • @puffy729
      @puffy729 4 роки тому

      wtf did u say to him that you're one of the best pvpers on 2b???? lmfao you really aren't you're probably like top 100

    • @Wasabibt
      @Wasabibt 4 роки тому +3

      @@puffy729 No, he said that himself and I've never seen you at spawn before. I would be surprised if you could last a few minutes at 0 0.

    • @leannihi6807
      @leannihi6807 4 роки тому +1

      Wasabi2320 2b2t DAAAAAMMMMNN

    • @oisinbeirne7801
      @oisinbeirne7801 4 роки тому

      Puffy you weren’t featured in a FitMC video so I mean ...

    • @puffy729
      @puffy729 4 роки тому

      @@oisinbeirne7801 ?

  • @penginpunkin1487
    @penginpunkin1487 4 роки тому +301

    "To beat the enemy, you must know the enemy."
    "Keep you friends close, and your enemies closer." Sun Zu knew what he was talking about when in a few thousand years crystal bombing would murder thousands.

    • @PenguinSandwich
      @PenguinSandwich 4 роки тому +8

      Technoblade knows it

    • @grahamturner2640
      @grahamturner2640 4 роки тому +6

      *Sun Tzu

    • @TheMadMagnet
      @TheMadMagnet 4 роки тому +3

      Sun Tzu said that! And I think he'd know a little more about it then you do Pal because he invented it!

    • @metekaygsz7681
      @metekaygsz7681 4 роки тому +3

      @@TheMadMagnet and then he perfected it so no living man can best him in the ring of honor

    • @human6310
      @human6310 4 роки тому

      @@metekaygsz7681 Goddamnit stick with your jojo references kujo jotaro, oh and -female koichi- your daughter called she needs to get picked up from soccer practice.

  • @vaydenpayne
    @vaydenpayne Рік тому

    It's crazy that I know so much about a server I've never played in.

  • @unexpectedproton8253
    @unexpectedproton8253 4 роки тому +2157

    He should have said "Honey is basically a hacked client, but in real life"

  • @xaviermazzotta739
    @xaviermazzotta739 4 роки тому +305

    Baby Fit: Ththhhthh
    Father: Look! He's about to say his first words!
    Baby Fit: Thhhhthe oldest anarchy server in minecraft

    • @emilebriere5567
      @emilebriere5567 4 роки тому +4

      Underrated

    • @superstan1108
      @superstan1108 4 роки тому +26

      but still in his deep voice

    • @BoomBrush
      @BoomBrush 4 роки тому

      THISSSSSS IS THE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT AND IM ABOUT TO SHOW YOU ALL ITS QUIRKS AND FEATURES

  • @berensloan5819
    @berensloan5819 Рік тому +1

    I just learned how to crystal pvp it’s pretty cool. I still prefer normal swords in duels though.

  • @poltec8386
    @poltec8386 2 роки тому +2

    The superweapon discovery just sounds like in a movie when someone finds an ancient relic that just destroys everything

  • @l0kumidit641
    @l0kumidit641 4 роки тому +191

    I can't watch this the same way knowing he was an elementary school teacher lol

  • @danieltan7344
    @danieltan7344 4 роки тому +173

    2100: An exploit found that once you have a basic information of a user, you could use it to rewrite their health value to 0, and at the same time disable any attempt to use totem or gapples, resulting in what known as whisper killing, where chats were being used to kill people that in one point, nobody use the chat anymore

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 3 роки тому +11

      Housemaster MK.IV V3 quickly patched this exploit after it was discovered

    • @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868
      @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 3 роки тому +4

      Update: knowing a minecraft players ign allows you to kill them in real life

    • @billionpie3821
      @billionpie3821 3 роки тому +1

      Wait until you find out about deathnote

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 3 роки тому

      @@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 already possible, sadly this only works on poor people, can't despawn billionaires this way.

    • @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868
      @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 3 роки тому

      @Владимир Путин I mean he tries his best but fixing things while you have a relatively large playerbase constantly figuring out new ways of using superweapons and stuff, its not easy. But he's honestly done a pretty good job, superweapons are mostly patched with only a few stashes left with nobody using them. End crystal fighting is the fighting of choice. He's one admin against the biggest anarchy server, how much can he realistically do, and despite that he still does a lot.
      The server is mainly known for its old playerbase, yes, but there is a large influx of new players recently, and there's a reason it only became popular and well known 2 or 3 years ago, it's because that's when most of these new players joined. Also, the fact there needs to be a queue with such a long wait and such a large pay shows that the server isnt dying because enough people want to play it and are waiting to play it at all times almost that it would be difficult for the server to die even if all the players currently on never logged on again

  • @Nos3y
    @Nos3y 3 роки тому +2

    I am watching this as I am in the queue for 2b2t

  • @rainyceiling8095
    @rainyceiling8095 3 роки тому +1

    At 0:42 how we went from sticks and stones to automatic war fair it was. A perfect Point to say
    How we went from sticks and Stones to breaking bones

  • @kimmstiny.
    @kimmstiny. 4 роки тому +155

    Fit managed to not say "The oldest anarchy server" for 20 seconds

    • @1yingss
      @1yingss 4 роки тому +1

      He never said it in one of his videos

    • @kimmstiny.
      @kimmstiny. 4 роки тому

      @@1yingss which one?

    • @1yingss
      @1yingss 4 роки тому

      Kimmstin Y. I forgot

    • @aaronyazidtr9478
      @aaronyazidtr9478 4 роки тому

      @@kimmstiny. the 1M subs special

  • @cosmicnovacat
    @cosmicnovacat 3 роки тому +85

    “How we went from sticks and stones-“ to breakin yo bones

    • @idk9520
      @idk9520 3 роки тому

      Applause

    • @thatoneguy9605
      @thatoneguy9605 2 роки тому

      yes… because your sitting there in your gaming char getting cramps from playing 2beeTootie

  • @economicalgamer8187
    @economicalgamer8187 4 місяці тому +1

    Imagine a high budget Anime made around combat in 2b2t
    It would be insane

  • @c0ruptd741
    @c0ruptd741 2 роки тому

    I remember my first day in 1.7 2b2t to see it like this is crazy

  • @57yuri84
    @57yuri84 4 роки тому +246

    "Fights that will sometimes last 20-30 Minutes."
    Gapple Players: oof.

    • @randelpro2324
      @randelpro2324 4 роки тому +6

      Totem and end crystal players be like: *yeaa boii*

    • @ying492
      @ying492 3 роки тому

      gapple hurts my hands, i normal click

    • @Pootis-hn3ky
      @Pootis-hn3ky 3 роки тому +1

      “Old minecraft hurt sound”

    • @senticlaus5394
      @senticlaus5394 3 роки тому

      Bruh Gapple for me only takes like 1 minute to finish

  • @entureach
    @entureach 4 роки тому +174

    2040: Hausemaster got chunk banned due to the furnace superweapon

    • @cQuasar
      @cQuasar 4 роки тому +14

      3000: Chunk banned by using dead bush

    • @nathanreifan452
      @nathanreifan452 4 роки тому +5

      Barrels could be a new chunk ban thing if they updated it

    • @randelpro2324
      @randelpro2324 4 роки тому +2

      @@nathanreifan452 tru

    • @hangmx
      @hangmx 3 роки тому +2

      @@nathanreifan452 they are easier to make than furnaces as well

    • @justarandomsovietofficerwi2023
      @justarandomsovietofficerwi2023 3 роки тому +2

      Walking into your own trap.

  • @fileofficial001
    @fileofficial001 Рік тому

    Someone remember Minecraft:Story Mode sound :)
    Respect Fit, nice video