Well, I must be super dumb since at first I heard "Sugar Baby Candle" and I wondered for a while whether it was a s*xual euphemism or something 😂. It took me some time to hear Ken Doll, which made a lot more sense really. How dare we not have heard of such an uber-famous person before ?!?
"I work with my lips, but I'm not a hoe.." *Minutes later after getting ready to do only fans* "Gulp, gulp" Neighbors thoughts: "What the fuck is that sound?" I just lost maybe 75 brain cells, how am I alive right now?
@@guywhosjusthere2136lol my grandma hit me in the head with a tea pitcher when I was a kid and I said "you're gonna give me brain damage. She then looks at me and says you have to have something to damage" I've never been ok ⁷since that fateful dday
At this point, I think Layze can find a show about blind dates where the individuals are actually blind and they have to discuss their plastic surgery by feel only! 😂
All I hear online from sugar babies is OH BUT WE DONT HAVE SEX. or OH WELL WE ONLY HAVE SEX IF I WANT TOO. Gorls he isn't paying your rent for free and we all know it.
The only love this guy has to give to anyone is himself. He's so shallow I don't think he'll be able to have a meaningful relationship with anyone else.
@Jordys_Cursed_Camera Pink guy is shallow, narcissistic, a complete phony, thankfully I never see anyone like him in Los Angeles. I'm sure someone will take advantage of him financially and then he'll realize he really has nothing to offer anyone.
On botched he literally told him older men pay for his surgeries to keep him happy I guess he likes the look because he goes to the next rich man comes along until Dr. Nassar tested for nerve damagewhich he had and couldn’t feel part of his mouth.
Come on please didn't garett alude he was some crazy top. All he does is use those botox lippys. Plus please note that's not real hair it's clearly a toupee
Is this Truly? I filmed with them and I'm pretty sure they purposely put together people who are incompatible. Us women were very alternative and we were told the guy who was our blind date would be too, when we saw him he was literally nothing like us and we clearly weren't going to be interested because he was just so far from our type. They set us up to look shallow. Also most of us aren't looking for a relationship and some are already in relationships - it's all for show. They scout us through Instagram, we don't apply for their show. We're never even asked if we're single haha.
You are f'n shallow 😂. You literally judged the person before getting to know them. Wtf is wrong with you? You can't get to know someone and then judge them? F'n Muppet.
That shirt looks so good it’s so unique I have never seen anything like it the orange hue is mesmerizing to look at and the way that is has holes specifically for your head and arms is so convinent.
His false confidence and facade of having $$ is so sad. He's trying to gain fame but it's giving delusion. When you are ugly inside and outside you give a false sense of confidence.
@Joan Pheto I know that they met on an island after an online relationship but I didn't get invested in there relationship because I thought there is no way this can work
@@roreo1612they’re not perverted old men lmao. A lot of them are younger rich dudes who want to spend money on people. It’s not a hard concept to grasp. Weirdo.
@lillymurray8408 you're delusional if u think 99.99% of his sugar daddies aren't old af, also he literally says in the video they're old. Those creepy old men are weirdos, not us for judging them lmao 😂 y u offended
When he said “I’m not gonna say anything because poor ppl shouldn’t say much but…” I was completely expecting something kinda mean but he comes out with “are you looking for another dog? I can bark”
His poor mother must not get a lot of sleep at night just thinking about the mess her son might be getting up to!! And the other guys wasn’t very smart either how he was considering becoming a sugar baby himself!!👎🏼
Layze: *"A THOUSAND DOLLAR RUG?"* Goes through 5 seconds of confusion... 😅 And also: 05:05 - 05:31 ... *Lol!* We love your T-shirt!😅 It matches my profile picture!😏😁
Same about people not liking cats, it's an instant red flag for me as my two kitty's come first. They help weed out the wrong types, hence why I'm still happily single. This show has no intention on matching a couple, hence the opposites and one's always very superficial "influencer" and the other is more reserved. One does it to further their career and the other may be in debt, I have no other logical answer as to why the other"type" goes on the show. It's for entertainment purposes only and I'm glad I found you so we can watch it, as I'd never watch this short otherwise. Your commentary is hilarious
Odd im on the opposite side of the spectrum, i love cats, i raised over 30 since i was a kid, but i’d never put a cat over a relationship prospect, if the date did that its a massive red flag. The dating prospect might end up being the mother of my children and that’s worth more than anything else in the world. Honestly i think yall view dating as a free time activity instead of actually viewing the dates as human beings. You have to understand how that makes the opposite person feel like they are worth less than a pet, imagine if you got married and your husband sees you as worth less than their car or smth.
@Dee-yj1im THANK YOU for being a very sensible person on the subject. A person who loves animals yet doesn't allow their affection to affect their judgment. 🙌 There are so many people that just don't get this. Someday, their pet is going to die, and if they have a partner, they will outlive the pet. They better adjust their priorities if they want a loving and fulfilling relationship. No one should ever be with someone who puts their pet above them. A person like that doesn't deserve a relationship.
@@X-Cactus exactly and its always wild to me when i used to go on first dates and the other person just casually mentions how their cat or dog is more important to them than their family or partner. I just go like “well hope your cat can pay for your meal and drive you back home”
@@Dee-yj1im ok but imagine you accept someone who doesn’t like cats and when you bring them over to your house and they start trash talking your cat and being disrespectful towards your pet? I’d understand if they were allergic or scared but hating an animal for now reason is honestly a red flag, especially if it’s a dog or a cat
Why are Garrett's pants open at the table? That's an etiquette breach of blind dating. When you age out of sugar babying at 24 -26 or the plastic surgery fails, you have to recruit others as a pimp to keep the income flowing.
i feel like he goes on every single show to get more attention 😂 he must have some sort of long-term contract with barcroft (truly) with the amount of videos featuring him.
I recently found your channel and your humor is off the rails 😂😂 I’m always laughing. Your commentary is top tier 😂😂 Edit: “two bottoms” the way I laughed 😂😂
I am beginning to think I am on a different planet. So much plastic, no personality, unable to converse, self absorbed. I could go on for ever, what has happened in self love
He is so superficial and he wonder's why he can't meet someone nice.all his photos are with expensive cars everything luxury 😢...i absolutely love the flash backs 😅😅😅
so awkward, your two bottoms comment was spot on. That time when you're stuck at a bus station with a fellow gay and have to pass the time talking about your only common interest, men.
Thanks to the comment section i realized he was saying "Sugar Baby Ken Doll" and not "Sugar Baby Kendall" 💀
Well, I must be super dumb since at first I heard "Sugar Baby Candle" and I wondered for a while whether it was a s*xual euphemism or something 😂.
It took me some time to hear Ken Doll, which made a lot more sense really.
How dare we not have heard of such an uber-famous person before ?!?
I love your sense of humour so much!! New subscriber 😀
I love your videos because you're freaking hilarious. Thanks for the comedic break
Literally came to say this, lol. I'm like, wait, maybe no one knows Ken doll anymore lol. I'm old 😂
LOL.. IM A SUGAR BABY AIR HEAD !!!. IM SO FAKE EVEN THE INVISIBLE MANIS MORE REAL LOL...😂😅😂👍😱
"It's plastic and not even the recyclable kind?!!" Literally deceased!
This was great!
I thought when he was saying there's no people here he was gonna say "all I see is mannequins" (that's such a weirdly spelled word)
@@fordshojoe8080 same
when you said, "Correct me if I'm wrong, but these are two bottoms, right?" I SCREAMEDDDDDD 💀
😂😂😂
How does one tell?
They usually act more feminine. Look at the 2 dudes clothes. Tho theres sometimes exceptions. @@lynnkesh254
@@lynnkesh254the way they act?
So, it was a blind date. And gae
I just cannot understand how ANYONE thinks those lips look good. I really don't get it.
Yes, it makes them look like aliens fr
@@rza11011- I think umm 🙄 😆
Basically, ppl like different things.
That's why ppl do😭
its like the boiling frog method. the more you inject it becomes the ''norm'' in your brain and you need more. until you get to this point.
they're just swollen bc of his work 😳
"I work with my lips, but I'm not a hoe.." *Minutes later after getting ready to do only fans* "Gulp, gulp"
Neighbors thoughts: "What the fuck is that sound?"
I just lost maybe 75 brain cells, how am I alive right now?
🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
I never had any, so I wouldn't know.
But then..... someone with no brain cells doesn't even USE punctuation.... MY LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE!!!!
@Guy who's just here lmaooo, oh shit🤣🤣😂😂
@@guywhosjusthere2136lol my grandma hit me in the head with a tea pitcher when I was a kid and I said "you're gonna give me brain damage. She then looks at me and says you have to have something to damage" I've never been ok ⁷since that fateful dday
I lost the nine brain cells
At this point, I think Layze can find a show about blind dates where the individuals are actually blind and they have to discuss their plastic surgery by feel only! 😂
😂
🤢
That's something I need to see 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
bbl😭
Being a Suga Baby is sex work. Not everyone wants to be a sex worker.
All I hear online from sugar babies is OH BUT WE DONT HAVE SEX. or OH WELL WE ONLY HAVE SEX IF I WANT TOO.
Gorls he isn't paying your rent for free and we all know it.
@@justyeeeeeetitgeeez, exactly.
@@justyeeeeeetit🎯
He tricking.. period
I don't think they realize that being a sugar baby and sleeping around is a cause of contracting HIV or STDs.
The indian guy seems like a genuine nice dude who's taking an interest in the other, even if it is just to be polite
Frrrrr
He looks like sadness from inside out 😢@@marzenawelna2808
His pants being undone bugs me, kept expecting them to fall down around his ankles.
i didn’t notice until i read your comment 😬
Well I guess being a sugar baby, he’s gotta be prepared for any spontaneous action…😏😆
They weren't unbuckled until the restaurant
HELP I DIDN'T REALISE TIL NOW 💀💀💀💀
He's scrawny
how do ppl think lips like that look good?
Ikr and love your asmrs! 💗
The only love this guy has to give to anyone is himself. He's so shallow I don't think he'll be able to have a meaningful relationship with anyone else.
@Jordys_Cursed_Camera Pink guy is shallow, narcissistic, a complete phony, thankfully I never see anyone like him in Los Angeles. I'm sure someone will take advantage of him financially and then he'll realize he really has nothing to offer anyone.
I would've told femboy Ken here that not everyone wants to be a sugar baby because some people have dignity.
Be an escort but at least don’t have the audacity to act like a victim lmao
On botched he literally told him older men pay for his surgeries to keep him happy I guess he likes the look because he goes to the next rich man comes along until Dr. Nassar tested for nerve damagewhich he had and couldn’t feel part of his mouth.
I was genuinely concerned when he said but was his goal to convert that young man to be a sugar baby!
He’s looking for a boyfriend who can work with him,his clients probably want him to bring another in.
Thats effed up. Now i think hes just a bad person.
@@LalaaCherryhe tired of busting it open...and sucking dick..he needs help
🤮
Oh wow. This date was so awkward. The body language. The silence. Even Ray Charles can see that there was absolutely ZERO connection there.
But they are actually both bottoms! How did anyone thought it could be a date
One may be verse bottom
@@QueenIs100yhh I think the other dude was prob a verse/switch lol.
They could both bump pussies
Come on please didn't garett alude he was some crazy top. All he does is use those botox lippys. Plus please note that's not real hair it's clearly a toupee
Is this Truly? I filmed with them and I'm pretty sure they purposely put together people who are incompatible. Us women were very alternative and we were told the guy who was our blind date would be too, when we saw him he was literally nothing like us and we clearly weren't going to be interested because he was just so far from our type. They set us up to look shallow. Also most of us aren't looking for a relationship and some are already in relationships - it's all for show. They scout us through Instagram, we don't apply for their show. We're never even asked if we're single haha.
yep it’s by truly 😂
@@share_accidental the guy on my episode sent me really explicit/inappropriate messages lol
You are f'n shallow 😂. You literally judged the person before getting to know them. Wtf is wrong with you? You can't get to know someone and then judge them? F'n Muppet.
Yeah failing flirting, failing relationships the whole incompatibility thing is prettty fashiinable
That shirt looks so good it’s so unique I have never seen anything like it the orange hue is mesmerizing to look at and the way that is has holes specifically for your head and arms is so convinent.
Lol
Lol
Ikr, that shirt is a fine work of art, it's ethereal. Just looking at it brings a tear to my eye.🥲
🙌🤣
Cry
Any gay man can tell you why that blind date was doomed to fail from the start; you need a socket and a plug, and this is two sockets.
You are hysterical 😂😂😂 Barbi boy's pants are unbuttoned....
Are you looking for another dog? I can bark. Had me laughing so hard I almost choked on my coffee.
His false confidence and facade of having $$ is so sad. He's trying to gain fame but it's giving delusion. When you are ugly inside and outside you give a false sense of confidence.
Do you remember when 90 day fiance had 2 bottoms who tried to make it work when they finally met in person. It didn't 😂
Who?
@Joan Pheto I know that they met on an island after an online relationship but I didn't get invested in there relationship because I thought there is no way this can work
Sugarbaby: My dad doesn't know what I do. TV: now he does.
Lol when layze says “ no I seen worst “ 😂😂
we’re all so desensitised 😭
is it just me or I think that his lips look like those spam small little hot dogs that are in that cans 💀
Vienna sausages lol
Their huge!
HOLY FFFFFF YES OHMYYYYGOD
𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙻𝙻
@@Sketch_Zaynewhy does that translate to the “ 👀 “ emoji 😭.
Yasssssssssssss!!!!!!! There was me in my Monday mood and Layze uploads!!!!!!!!xo
Yeah, he just don't realize how hard it is to be shallow and disconnected emotionally to where you can use people for their money lol Oh my gosh
these perverted old men are not victims.
@@roreo1612they’re not perverted old men lmao. A lot of them are younger rich dudes who want to spend money on people. It’s not a hard concept to grasp. Weirdo.
@ 6:45 he literally says old men lol
@@lillymurray8408 a prostitute with any other name is still a prostitute
@lillymurray8408 you're delusional if u think 99.99% of his sugar daddies aren't old af, also he literally says in the video they're old. Those creepy old men are weirdos, not us for judging them lmao 😂 y u offended
😹 "They're two bottoms" - 💯 Bumping purses 👛 👜 Girl!
Superficial people will never experience true love.
Sai seems really cool, nice and he's good looking. Was a super awkward date. The ken doll is a little strange. His lips...I don't get it
I’m my own sugar baby and spoil myself and my baby (my daughter). 😂😂 working from home for a company.
Layze you’re literally the best, all your videos are literally so entertaining
I so needed this today layze!! Thank you! Hilarious as always! 🖤
It's kinda sad, everything feels so performative from him. Just an OF plug
When he said “I’m not gonna say anything because poor ppl shouldn’t say much but…” I was completely expecting something kinda mean but he comes out with “are you looking for another dog? I can bark”
He doesn’t care what he has on as long as he sticks out the most. It’s a high.
YES!!! I went on a date with this guy and he was like " I hate cats!" And as he finished saying it I called for my bill and was booking an Uber..
That’s so real 😭🤚
His poor mother must not get a lot of sleep at night just thinking about the mess her son might be getting up to!! And the other guys wasn’t very smart either how he was considering becoming a sugar baby himself!!👎🏼
What a mess of a date 😂
He was just humoring him, acting like he was interested.
South asian guy seemed normal tbh 😭
Is that a cold sore on his lip?????😂
He's vacuity and vapidity personified.
Layze: *"A THOUSAND DOLLAR RUG?"* Goes through 5 seconds of confusion... 😅
And also:
05:05 - 05:31 ... *Lol!*
We love your T-shirt!😅 It matches my profile picture!😏😁
Bro literally had his pants unzipped. Wtf lol. New levels reached lol.
A cold sore on top of lip injections is not a good look. I guess one of his clients gave him a little something extra.
Lost a couple of brain cells 😂 thanks Layzee lol hilarious video ❤
oh my f*ck i can’t help laughing out loud at all your videos, thank you for being so funny!!!!!
WOWOWOWOOW I LOVEEE THAT SHIRT UR WEARING LAYZE 14:50
Me too I love it LAYZE
Layze you’re the best! I’m enjoying all of your vids. You’re a comedic genius 😂
His dog peed on his $1,000 rug,that literally said Grass on it 😂. And what was on his top lip, Herpes? 😲😷
I was like dude you can afford a ridiculous rug like that but not to train your dogs to ask to be let out? 🗿🪦
Okay. I've watched this video a score of times and set myself a challenge not to laugh at the "GUK-GUK-GUK-GUK!" sound. I've failed every single time!
Thanks for a great upload. Greetings from Malmö, Sweden.
Ha ha ha can’t stop laughing about the two bottoms ( I have lots of gay friends so I know what bottoms means )
You are such a trip. I love your videos and great sense of humor !!!
Lmao this was basically a hangout date/job interview 🤣🤣🤣
And nice shirt 😅
They were not into each other from the start 😭
So much love to give is clearly a personal confusion.. they give it out because they don’t have it for themselves..
I absolutely love your humor and saying what a bunch of us are thinking in our heads 😂😂❤
Same about people not liking cats, it's an instant red flag for me as my two kitty's come first.
They help weed out the wrong types, hence why I'm still happily single.
This show has no intention on matching a couple, hence the opposites and one's always very superficial "influencer" and the other is more reserved. One does it to further their career and the other may be in debt, I have no other logical answer as to why the other"type" goes on the show.
It's for entertainment purposes only and I'm glad I found you so we can watch it, as I'd never watch this short otherwise.
Your commentary is hilarious
Nasty
Odd im on the opposite side of the spectrum, i love cats, i raised over 30 since i was a kid, but i’d never put a cat over a relationship prospect, if the date did that its a massive red flag.
The dating prospect might end up being the mother of my children and that’s worth more than anything else in the world.
Honestly i think yall view dating as a free time activity instead of actually viewing the dates as human beings.
You have to understand how that makes the opposite person feel like they are worth less than a pet, imagine if you got married and your husband sees you as worth less than their car or smth.
@Dee-yj1im THANK YOU for being a very sensible person on the subject. A person who loves animals yet doesn't allow their affection to affect their judgment. 🙌
There are so many people that just don't get this. Someday, their pet is going to die, and if they have a partner, they will outlive the pet. They better adjust their priorities if they want a loving and fulfilling relationship.
No one should ever be with someone who puts their pet above them. A person like that doesn't deserve a relationship.
@@X-Cactus exactly and its always wild to me when i used to go on first dates and the other person just casually mentions how their cat or dog is more important to them than their family or partner.
I just go like “well hope your cat can pay for your meal and drive you back home”
@@Dee-yj1im ok but imagine you accept someone who doesn’t like cats and when you bring them over to your house and they start trash talking your cat and being disrespectful towards your pet? I’d understand if they were allergic or scared but hating an animal for now reason is honestly a red flag, especially if it’s a dog or a cat
N-nice shirt!(please let me out of the basement I have family)
Why are Garrett's pants open at the table? That's an etiquette breach of blind dating. When you age out of sugar babying at 24 -26 or the plastic surgery fails, you have to recruit others as a pimp to keep the income flowing.
OK price of cat food has gone up so high and sometimes there’s shortages on it.
Mate you are funny as....
Your channel deserves to blow up way more.
You are hysterical and I love this video. And that blind date?🤦🏾♀️😖 These 2 are not feelin eachother at all😂😂
That intro had me rolling 😂😂😂
Layze, he’s the Sugar baby Ken DOLL 😂
Dayum, made me laugh out loud and wake my sleeping pet hens.
Garrett was also on Soft White Underbelly talking about being a Sugar Baby.
He was just as cringe there as he is here. Yikes
I love soft whit underbelly
i feel like he goes on every single show to get more attention 😂 he must have some sort of long-term contract with barcroft (truly) with the amount of videos featuring him.
You just totally crack me up!!!
I'm addicted to your videos.🎉
7:03 wait it’s kinda giving Angel dust and Husker….
Wait another hazbin hotel fan ????
Vanilla means basically just missionary nothing exciting in the sac
I recently found your channel and your humor is off the rails 😂😂 I’m always laughing. Your commentary is top tier 😂😂
Edit: “two bottoms” the way I laughed 😂😂
I love your videos, you’re super funny.
Please please please keep them coming ❤
He didn't find that in a trash can, he is the trash can
Sugar baby ken doll not kendall layze 😭😭😭😭😭
Ur vids never disappoints tho ❤️🔥✨ ure hilarious 🤣
Your shirt looks amazing... Normally many are orange and looks same but yours is so different...😍
Of course he would have pugs, the dogs modified until they can’t breathe
He isn't embaressed to say he does onlyfans out in public 😭😭 how can he sleep at night..?
If you do onlyfans you might as well be completely upfront about it. Why let yourself become a victim of blackmail? Own it.
why would he have hard ym sleeping at night
@@Kivamusicchannel
I am beginning to think I am on a different planet. So much plastic, no personality, unable to converse, self absorbed. I could go on for ever, what has happened in self love
I would actually like to compliment....your knife! Who doesn't love a well-armed man?!?
“This is reminding me of that Burger King commercial” 😭😭😭😭
Lol actual gays in the comments will know being bottom doesn’t equal fem. I’m a bottom and I’m more on the masc side.
I’m literally from the valley, and I don’t talk, kiss or act like that. Maybe I’m from the other side of the hill! 😂
If someone tells me they're on the fence with cats, I push them off the fence. 💁🏼♀️
Idk how my family takes care of 11 animals
7 dogs
2 birds
1 cat
1 lizard
My cat is chill and to fancy to take time out his day to eat my birds
The guy is actually pretty nice. I just think he’s got some high standards and anxiety.
“I have a lot of love to give” to who? Your plastic surgeons?
Was he calling himself sugar baby Kendall or sugar baby ken doll? I thought he said ken doll 😂
Ken doll
Omg LAyze uploaded FINNALLY ❤❤🧡🧡💛💛💚💚💙💙💜💜
He has another channel. Iamactuallylazy
Your shirt is beautiful YEAHHHHHHHHH, orange is TOTALLY your color yeaaaaahhhhhhh
YEAHHHHHHHH
@@Layze 🤭🤭🤭
Those awkward silences were louder than the air in their actual personalities. Proof that money can't buy happiness.
"Eat drink then take a shit" 😭😭AS SOON AS I HEARD THAT I LAUGHED FOR 10 MINUTES
He is so superficial and he wonder's why he can't meet someone nice.all his photos are with expensive cars everything luxury 😢...i absolutely love the flash backs 😅😅😅
This guy trying to build an Andrew Tate style sugar baby ring 😂😂😂
the way they always have to put the bottoms together
Layze, you always find the best content, it always makes me wonder what world are we living in??!! 😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉
Guy is upset when his dog pees on his rug which says grass on it 😂
😂
so awkward, your two bottoms comment was spot on. That time when you're stuck at a bus station with a fellow gay and have to pass the time talking about your only common interest, men.
14:16 yeah, he was like a recruiter! Thanks for the real! Some of people are so fa fa fake!✌🏻
My ex husband didn’t like cats and wouldn’t let me get one. I couldn’t imagine my life without a cat, hence, he’s my EX and my cat hates him too😂😂😂😂
Yeeeyyyyy...thanks for this HILARIOUS upload 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤
Lmao the beginning. Come to Northern California, we’re normal I swear 😂