Pok̩mon GO Will Kill Your Children
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- Опубліковано 22 лип 2016
- Pok̩mon GO is ruining society
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I remember the days when people could talk to strangers in public. Now every stranger is a prankster trying to teach me a life lesson.
Ayyyy this guy watches H3H3. 👍 Been a fan since EGON WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ARMS...NOOOOO
How the fuck this comment isn't bombared with likes !
ZAAAAACCCCKKKK!!!!
Yup.
AAAAYY I WAYCHED YOU WHEN YOU PLAYED LUIGIS MANSION
I feel like there's a higher chance of me getting put in a social experiment abduction video than actually being abducted
LOL
Well I mean, if you're an actor of some sort
+Bryan Ruiz When people look over the joke...
You mean being paid to be in one?
You mean being paid to be in one?
More people probably get abducted by pranksters than actual kidnappers
Just letting you know im not gay
@@workinprogress3863 good to know
@@bigsam9640 I was just clarifying, sounded like he might have thought I was gay.
@@workinprogress3863 yea i was also picking up on that vibe. Thanks for clarifying
I'm not gay either. My pp only gets hard when I see females
“Do your parents know that you followed me for 10ft in a public park?”
PTSD Flashbacks:
*MIKELA ARE YOU CRAZY, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!?*
This comment needs more recognition. “You promised me you would never do this again”
Underrated
*MIKELA R U CROZY ARR U OUT OV YUR MOIND?!?!
*Moind
Mindmindmind !!!
" I'm not going to tell your parents" like he fucking know their parents personally.
it's fake
hahahahahaha too right
I was thinking that the whole time!
ohhhh JOeyyy
Steamy Ca的人。lupa
THE FIRST KID DOESNT EVEN HAVE HIS PHONE
staged
TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's pathetic. People over use the Triggered thing waaaaaaaay tooo much. It's played at this point.
I can't stand how some people don't even know how to lie right.
TRIGGERED!!!!!
14 and 16, hmm, are you guys into salad?
Josh Matatall “ you mind if i toss yo salad “
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Play the game, be safe.
Ayeee I gotchu to 1k
He got that Dressing 🤮
walks 1 meter towards the right
Salad: YOU COULD OF DIED, WHAT ARE U DOING, ITS DANGEROUS, ARE YOU CRAZY!?
Why you do this to me ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!
WE ARADY WOST YAH MUDDAH WHAT IF I WOST YUE TEW?
Could’ve
ARE YOU CRAZY? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
Are you CRAZY? Are you Out of your *M I N D*
isn't salads the guy who peed in his own mouth or something?
Ye
Yes
Yess
Yesss
Yessss
Are you playing Pokemon Go? are you OUTTAH YOUR MOOOIND?
oh man I miss that meme so much :')
😂
+Maxime Filion I hate memes watch the video IHE did on memes
ARE YOU CRAZy? ARE YOU OUTA YOUR MIND??
MAKAYLA
Kidnappers : Hey kid, we gonna do some prank, just go along with it will ya?
Kid : ok :D
AFS 24 now thats how you kidnap a kid be like oh you can be famous if you pretend to be in a prank look at that man hes gonna record *points to random man on phone*
oh my god xD
I did the “Salad,Salad,Salad” saying at a mirror and joey appeared to say “with her boob coming out”
"I put my dick in a hot dog bun"
"I drank my own piss"
Mine said “it’s just a prank bro”
アンソニー[JG] I did and he said that he was gonna take down Ethan bradberry
Joey Salads, the guy who pissed into his own mouth and gargled it is telling me how to raise my kids. Priceless
I'll raise your kids ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
+James Smith 10 yr old for sure
he is better than u
+Jon Favreau you're definitely a hermaphrodite
+Jon Favreau fight me nigga
moral of the story from joey is: don't ever have a social interaction with anyone outside of your house, or you WILL be raped
LOL
+Dark Void10 kaneki ken? is it you
I don't really care about your comment, but your PROFILE PIC
by Joey salads.
And other stuff
Who else likes when he just starts coughing obnoxiously when something stupid happens
Hell yeah dog I do it
Yeah he started me doing it years ago lol now people think it’s MY thing 😂 but it’s all Ethan behbeh
No.. I hate it
@@ThisIsNuckingFuts please God tell me you realized it's cringe and changed your ways
@@ReizokoRyu don’t be a cruel bully. Find happiness
“*joey heavy panting* How old are you girls?”
Pranksters more dangerous then criminals at this world point 😭😂
'Video games are bad, they keep children indoors.'
*Makes Pokemon GO*
'No if kids go outside they'll be kidnapped!'
so true
Limbo.
So true
I know right?
Too true
They literally played the Joey Salads video at my school to warn us about abductions, and the principal thought it was real...
I think everyone else didn't care enough to question him
Lmao that's real
actually a whole seminar about internet safety
My school too, gotta love public education.
DarkSide753 u got lucky in my school they played that video where the italian guy makes fake and gay facebook and abduct teens
"I'm calling your parents" how does he knows the numbers???
“do you know who i am?”
he was trying to have his Chris Hansen moment right there
I stared in the mirror CLAPPED 3 times, and clicked my heels. JOEY SALADS appeared! he gave me my favourite salad dressing, and told my friend that there was a Dratini AND a charizard outside 5 feet, they went. I NEVER SAW MY FRIEND AGAIN T_T. now i can never eat my favourite salad thanks to Joey Salads. FUCK POKEMON GO!
Dude its happened to me at least 5 times now! I can't believe how many of my friends are dead because of Pokemon go! F this game!
Alex Doan Joey got you too?
He gave the salad dressing to my girlfriend. I miss her so much, but Joey said she was his now. I would sell my soul to the God, JoeySalads, for my girlfriend.
+Theory Theory2 same 😢
Noxio i feel you
I like how he says "I'm not gunna tell your parents"
As if he has every child's mom and dad on speed dial lmao.
Serrated Frost He never tells their parents...eheheh
Serrated Frost every blackmail threat in porn ever
Serrated Frost no but he probably has their agents number
LOL so fucking true i thought the same thing like wtf? "im not gonna tell your parents" cause i know them hugely we hang out all the time
Serrated Frost q
That pikachu crying scene actually broke my heart..
Empathy Tobacco take me somewhere nice
Same. 😢
literally all the males he talked to were 10x bigger than him lol.
I’d rape salads *with dressing hell fucking yeah! But no homo cause I’m not big gay BUT HELL YEAH!!*
I think the 16 year old girl was bigger than him
Paid actors acting as kids? I dunno, that just seems to be the best method.
@@AliG-tg4ms Reminds me of an ex I had when I was 17 in 2005. I'm a runt at 5'2" & she was 5'11" & probably grew more later.
Hey dont forget black
"Does Pokemon go put black players in Danger"
-The Young Turks
Well theres your problem.
THERE AREN'T ANY BLACK POKEMON!1!1!1!!1!1!!111
GET OFF THE STAGE YOU FAT FUCK
- The Young Turds
+HawkeiMeister lmfao
Jynx is a black diva Pokemon.
...Why do I know that? :|
Lets not forget joey pissed in his own mouth
wait what
+TW0 B1T and spaghetti
+TW0 B1T who tf do u think u are?
I will never forget and it is honestly impossible for me to take this guy serious about anything anymore, much less his self-important UA-cam-show.
And has (or maybe had now) a public tumblr account for just pictures and snapchat videos of his dick out.
I love the continual salad jokes. shits great
Maximillian Henderson Caesar or mixed baby greens?
@@herpallday1284 cobb
shit's*
sht cracks me up everytime i rematch 😂
Coming back to this really makes us wonder if we’ve all lost our moinds
Funny how a certain group is always behind these changes
Hey ethan i tried looking in the mirror and saying salads three times but all that happened was my dad yelled at me to shut up
I read this exactly as he was saying that part in the vid.
oh wow so did i
Did you know that if you call it at 4.20 pm, salandmon will appear
+VisualPlugin Rōblox (Windows 10) WOAH Are you serious?!?!!
"What are you crazy? Ary you out of your mind?!"
HELP! I SUMMONED JOEY SALADS AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE HIM LEAVE
Haroldini Milo Feed him to vegans, watch him get eaten alive...
Haroldini Milo biggie smalls, biggie smalls, biggie smalls..
Try to kill him of dehydration, he will resort to drinking his own piss which in result, will make him leave because of the memes.
make him *leaf
Haroldini Milo *leef* :)
When the static started I thought my earbuds were broke
I live on a Dratini spawn point so if anything, I abducted Joey Salads.
Wait, no-
Savvy J 🤣😂🤣
Too bad, you would have been doing us all a favour.
You're gorgeous girl... Can I get your Instagram?
Lucky...
Hey that pretty cool can I come over and maybe catch some dratinis?
this isnt right you have to be filming the screen, pause the video, pan the camera to you, then say something. pls
also WHERE THE FUCK IS THE INTRO
THIS
TRUE
ikr
Also, everyone saying "THIS", you know that's straight out of tumblr right
please don't be tumblr. it's bad for you.
for real
why doesn't hila record anymore it looks too professional on a tripod i liked it better before
and the original theme song wtf
Real talk harvey
maybe she gets tired or has other things to do
Probably out spending all the shekels. Doesn't she know this is a Pepsi Max household?!
hila doesn't record anymore, because they don't live with eachother anymore, man. they broke up, ethan wrote about it all in a reddit post. he said hila will still be in the videos, but they're no longer together and they don't live together, ect
I love that the kid didn't even have his phone out
Mannnn these days were sooo much better. Classic H3 and pokemon go. Those were great days
The thing I hate about these "Social Experiemnts" is how these people act like it's their duty to raise awareness and tell people not to talk to anyone besides their family.....
Jacob Melone
Joey: Hey I found a charmander..
Kid: Sweet!
Joey Follow me!
Kid: Yay!! Ok!!
*10 minutes later*
Joey: Woah kid your fast!
Kid: Can't wait to get the charmander!!
Joey: **Gets angry** WHY DID YOU FOLLOW ME I COULD'VE BEEN A MURDER!!
Kid: But I just want the ch-
Joey: I WONT TELL YOUR PARENTS.
Kid: ...
You know I hadn't thought about the crime potential this game had
Get a nice little store as a front
Some blunt weapons,some guns (in case when got a runner),bleach,etc
Hm you know what get Josh on the phone tell him we got some fresh organs for him
Jacob Melone In their heads they think they're super heroes
and then they wonder why kids have problems talking to other people it's because they just assume everyone is a rapist that don't want to actually be an actual COMMUNITY OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE STUFF
people need jesus
JOEY SALADS. IT'S TIME TO STOP.
This is not ok this needs to stop
papa bless!
Joey "Ebola" Salads gonna show you his dratini.
Cut it.
Joey is the salads
I miss these times where everything was much more simple
Με το παλιό ΠΑΣΟΚ το Ορθόδοξο
Τρεις οι έλληνες.
Έλληνες, σε παλιό βίντεο h3h3... μερακλήδες
Now we have that frenemies show lol wtf is that shit
@@whim_tv I’m 100% sure only girls watch it for some weird reason
A persin, a salad, and two (brad)berries walk into a bar
Ryan L what next
It would be so fun if this happend:
*Joeysalad:* Do you know who I am?!?
*Stranger:* You are the one that makes fake pranks and peed in your own mouth.
HAHAHAHAAA lmao!!!
xD
yup
+Nicolas Adams nah it is all staged
Joey would just laugh probably.
click your heels three times and joey will toss your salads
It work. Now my ass is bleeding!
but... but I don't want it...
+FuKaMuc What you just said, was the most beautiful thing I have ever heard.
Hey wanna go catch some pikachus
I wonder if that guy Ethan cursed by following his video on how to curse someone actually made the guy die of food poisoning, or just bad hair.
Ahh, the good ol days of classic H3. Not sure what happened but I'll always remember these days...
How the hell does this guy go on dates
Properly mets up on tinder
Has so much on common
They go on the date
3 years later he proposes they get married have 3 kids
40 years later joey has a hunting accident looking into his wife of 40 years eyes on his last diying breath
"I could have been a rapist you know why didn't you take that into consideration when we dating I'd tell you parents of they didn't die 4 years ago I'm joey fucking salad" then dies
Ethan Walker ŁMÅØ
Ethan Walker he goes to his kids recital and theyre walking to his car then he speeds away without his kid saying that, "why didnt you question whether im your dad i wont tell your mom you couldve been moidered. btw, eat some salads"
That is such a good fan fiction I would Actually love this if it was a book
Ethan Walker *wut?
Ethan Walker learn English
Anyone else cringe when pranksters start lecturing people?
YES i pause the video every 2 mins i hate it
these are the first two comments i see when i cringed and scrolled down to the comments to stop watching it.
You aren't the only one bro
Yes especially Fousey tube
OMG yes! Every time.
Really miss the old Ethan
Dood, you’re like my favorite person in the whole world, you bring joy, and happiness to my life, my heart goes out to you man because you’re very straight forward and honest. I only just found out about your channel this week in 2018. And I’ve been steady on youtube for years now so that surprises me.
I saw a lure at a church, lmao priests are evolving.
BRUG my nearby church had a huge thing near our town common
Hehe that was a good one
theres a gym on a baptist chruch near my house
There is also a lure on my local catholic church XD
GD_King_Olav they are everwhere
"I'm Joey FUCKING Salads, the biggest threat to public safety since Ebola"
That just fucking killed me.
Kit Kat as soon as i was reading this comment he said it lol
Kit Kat Jimmy fucking ebola salads
"You guys into salad?"
That ending killed me XD
That's not even how pokémon Go works though...
Hey guys wanna get in my car and come get a dratini?
"It's gotta be within walking distance. How do you know where it is anyways? I'll just check pokevision.... there's no dratini, I'm calling the police."
true.
"Oh, there's a Dratini nearby!"
(oh, must be on the tracker)
*isnt on the tracker*
API calls?... you can track em...you can catch them, you can do anything you want if you can code. They have no security.
+Diggzey me neither beach
+NV lulul ur funny
I remember the days when I could talk to strangers and actually get dragged away and raped, now it's just pranksters everywhere! The good old days
Lol
Wish we can return back time to the good ol'dayyyyyyyyyyyyyz
#PrankCulture
...When our momma sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out! I love that song.
#makerapegreatagain
"theirs no race in pokemon!"
Jynx: 😳😳😳
Underrated comment my guy
What I love about Joey salads’s video is he doesn’t even use the app Pokémon Go. He uses Pokémon Go as a alleged prize, which is all you need to abduct someone. Pokémon go is just something of value to teens and kids and nothing of the actual function of the app causes abductions.
I swear Joey Salads is not a pranks channel, but a cringe channel in disguise.
and salad
ROASTED
prank channel - cringe channel what's the difference
He's not telling their parents because he's gonna come back without the camera!
I couldn't make it through this video because the cringe was too strong.
it is true! I said salad 3 times infront of my bathroom's mirror and there it was, Joey salads with so many different salads and dressings! it was insane.
Fabiola Davila Did you eat some of his salads???
I wanted to but it was all a prank, apparently
Fabiola Davila Yeah he did that to me too, he forced me to eat his salads because it's part of his "social experiment".
Fabiola Davila too many salads
Fabiola Davila did he drizzle you in his creamy ranch dressing?
Sprints for 3 seconds "DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHO I AM????!?!"
“Look in the mirror and say salads salads salads” *closes eyes* gotta love Ethan 😂
Is it bad that I take H3H3 more seriously than any news program?
No I do too
Is it bad I hate my Life?
i think it's good?
Omg I love your music and art! ^~^
If you're american, no.
ARE YOU CRAZY? ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MIND?
I forgot the lines of the script so I'm just going to cry now
Best comment 2k17
*MOIND
you could’ve been MOIDERED
Jay C yes in fact I am
"Why'd you guys follow me? "
"To catch a charizard" 😂😂
Watching these gems 💎 I miss this era of H3H3 and life in general 😢
" *Do your parents know that you're just walking away with a stranger?* "
Dafuq dude, how are they supposed to know when you literally asked them a second before that question. *IT'S TIME TO STOP!*
Mythical Gamer what?! Its a question!!
It is a question thier suppose to know not to go with strangers
Text them? My kids text me if they're going to a friends house, and wait for my response...
Lucos di Campos salads are retarded it's a fact
Especially those kind that use your phone camera! Duhhhh
"Who are you?"
"Joey fuckin' Salads."
Swiggty swooty I'm coming for that booty 😏
Joey fucking your salads
Aurora Sparks Salad harassment. HOW DARE YOU?! What's your name?
Hugh Mungus
I read that as he said it.
I love how consistently throughout his videos all little boys in his jokes are called little billy
“There’s no chalizald” -Joey Ebola Mixed Greens Salads
How are you supposed to meet people or make friends if you don't talk to strangers?
MOX moral of the story is don't make friends bc everyone is actually joey salads and joey salads wants to toss your salad and top it with ranch dressing
and then force you to watch him piss in his own mouth
Just keep a knife in your back pocket
Im not telling your parents
But i am posting the video on youtube so all your family and friends can see it...
LOL
👍🏻
Anais!! :)
What a hypocrite
Tell her
heres the email
ElmonsMom@Totallynotfake.com
I’m rewatching these and the salads 3x while clicking your heels had me dying 😂😂😂
Laughed so hard at thie "do you know how dangerous that is to walk 5m with me in broad day light" hahaha
I'm supposed to be playing Pokémon GO but this one serial killer lured me into the woods and is about to kill me,
Noah is id the poké-murderer27
Nói Guðnason Yeah the Poké-Murderer27
Noah The Furball WHO is the poke-murduer 27
Fadde Johansson you don't know who the Poke-Murderer27 is?
Some people say the Poke-Murderer27 is the first stranger ever, born from trunks.
I tried summoning Mr. Salads, but all I got was my mom telling to stop watching garbage on the internet. welp, ill try again tommorow.
@@huhubris6108 GODDAMN MANSPREADERS!! BURN THEM!!!
ok...
Are you sure you followed Ethan's instructions to the letter? Be sure to close your eyes while you look in the mirror!
THE ENDING WAS GOLD XDDD
The coughing and everything 🤣
I’m so glad I didn’t get into UA-cam until recently because these channels are goldmines to marathon. Years and years of content I love it.
Joey is MUCH more terrifying than any Pokémon rapists
ByzantineBro who says they are not one and the same?
Pika pika
"Are you into Caesar or like mixed baby greens?"
Bitta both
*licks lips* eyes closed
Read this right when he said it 💀💀
If a new thing becomes popular then news articles are like "how can we connect this to hitler" or "how can we connect this eith satanism" or "how can we connect this with kiddnapings and pedifalia"
Pedophilia
I swear that girl "running to get the Charizard" literally has a mic battery clipped to the back of her pants. you can see it when her top lifts up
i regret watching h3h3 sometimes cause I dont think i would have ever heard of these pranksters without him
honestly
same, it makes me cringe
At least you didn't like it at first. I used to love these prank video (regrettedly) before watching h3h3 and as soon pranks got old
All those kids died later, true story look it up
ay it's Jake!
Oh shit your right! They all got abducted by other UA-cam pranksters
yyoooyyy what u doin
You'd let me hitch hike on the back of your Grom to catch some Pokemon, right?
nahh they got raped
I cannot stop laughing at the skit at the end of the video hahahahahahaha hila plays it too well
Whenever I see that slow walk toward the camera thing, I just want to shout "can't you see the cameraman doesn't want to stand that close to you!?"
Guys, I found a Squirtle in my pants!
LETS GO FIND THE POKEMONS
I already have one
Is there a Diglett in there? I need them!
+Roger Valencia BUUURRRRRNNN
Roger Valencia I'm personally on the search for Jigglypuffs.
+pitadin take that l
I remember meeting so much people running around catching pokemon during this time. it was totally fun and innocent.
I'm glad for you my little brother like his thumb because of that game
tri jugyfjukhijl huh
Yeah right dude didn't you pay attention to joey salads? Everyone playing pokemon go is a serial rapist dude be careful jesus
I met my boyfriend at a gym.
I got laid I told this girl that it was Pokémon in my bed so she got in my room and I show her my pokeballs
How did you mess up “Pokémon” that badly in the title?
When I first got into Pokémon GO, I met a couple that played it, we hung out for like 5 minutes and talked.
It was fun.
Cool story bro
does anybody else miss the old video format?
Who?
Who?
Who?
+William Taylor me
yes with hila behind the camra
joey salads's newest show: to catch a pokemon
clawsss, nice
Now I'm picturing a Hypno going to a hotel room to find Joey Salads waiting for him.
clawsss *joey salads’
To Catch a Peek-at-Chu, only on Lifetime
The summoning salads thing works with other people too. I did it with Bob Marley and he also appeared behind me with a big bowl of mixed greens
One of my favorite videos you've done!
"You fell right in my trap"
YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD
Zombirate REBASU CADO OPEN
Zombirate wait... isnt this pokermans tho?
He's inviting kids into his car and then lecturing them about following him
dE AYManStorM I don't think that this is fake because it's not really hard to get kids to walk around with you in broad daylight
Ethan3GT come on dude a kid with proper upbringing won't follow a complete stranger
The skit at the end is so good! Lmfao
near the start of the video all those news outlets blaring at once remind me of the end of the song "don't leave me now - pink floyd"
salad makeout day
deny rizky oh shit I want that as a video
it's mOMMY MAKEOUT DAY
(GONE SEXUUUUUUALLLL!)
marinejcksn1 xaxaxa
I'm gonna find some ranch and play
If this guy told me "common! Mewtwo's over here!" Then he stops and gives me a speech about not to follow strangers, I would fucking punch his face "THERE ISNT ANY MEWTWO?!?! You don't joke about that shit man!"
G.girl you
Says the person who smokes a toothpick
What the fuck is wrong with you?
To be fair, you probably look like the basketball kid and can beat the shit out of him.
0:49 this is one of the best Monologes ever heared. Nothing to add to this ! Just Wonderful
3 years later, I know of some legit problems in my area with creepy ppl offering to trade rare Pokémon with kids on discord, then tryna abuct them
GangstaCat Pokemon Go is still a thing? Damn. Hope no kids get diddled.
i dont think joey could have said "so how old are you girls" in a creepier way than he did in this video
lmao it came completely outta no where too
Yeah. If there wasn't a camera, he would'a been down to fuck those bitches hard.
Joey wants to toss their salads
+Erin Thomson OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
+Erin Thomson 💀💀💀💀