The Marriagetrix, a matrix parody

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  • @billyd7887
    @billyd7887 Місяць тому +2364

    Even with sunglasses, Eva gives the death stare. Funny.

    • @vincentkingozoa8595
      @vincentkingozoa8595 Місяць тому +11

      Like Lazer eyes

    • @byronchavarria4954
      @byronchavarria4954 26 днів тому +1

      Who’s Eva

    • @billyd7887
      @billyd7887 26 днів тому +10

      @@byronchavarria4954 The man of the relationship

    • @teatimeinjapan
      @teatimeinjapan 25 днів тому +4

      The matrix is dangerous. She is like AI having all the answers. She is your wife....

    • @mikenkeze9582
      @mikenkeze9582 25 днів тому

      😂😂😂.....fr its the epic stare

  • @JeremyWins
    @JeremyWins Місяць тому +1389

    The paycheck gank was savage AF. 😅

    • @dayewalker9408
      @dayewalker9408 25 днів тому +6

      Marriage is THE MATRIX....

    • @g_mason8867
      @g_mason8867 24 дні тому +3

      Gank

    • @dolanduk7946
      @dolanduk7946 18 днів тому

      imagine making an entire channel dedicated to showing you getting emasculated by your wife lol

    • @nelsonkiiru7252
      @nelsonkiiru7252 10 днів тому

      ​@@g_mason8867*yank I think that's what he meant..😅😅😅

    • @g_mason8867
      @g_mason8867 10 днів тому +1

      @@nelsonkiiru7252
      Yeah just funny because nobody uses that expression nowadays

  • @vegasgone07-dh4lb
    @vegasgone07-dh4lb Місяць тому +902

    The Marriage-trix has you. 😂🤣

    • @raul0ca
      @raul0ca Місяць тому +13

      It is everywhere

    • @xtreme3353
      @xtreme3353 Місяць тому +8

      Good thing I no longer have to worry about the Marriage-trix. Because I'm never getting married.

    • @xtreme3353
      @xtreme3353 29 днів тому +5

      Why do people make it sound more like slavetrix?

    • @_Nas10
      @_Nas10 29 днів тому +1

      Can’t wait for The Marriage-trix Reloaded 😎😄

    • @infiniterer287
      @infiniterer287 25 днів тому +2

      "MarriageTRICKED" to be exact..

  • @jorgeestrella9479
    @jorgeestrella9479 28 днів тому +105

    Taking the paycheck right out of his hands is priceless 😂

  • @ezequielsecio1574
    @ezequielsecio1574 Місяць тому +457

    You guys are so creative! Loved that!!!

    • @EvaandJavier
      @EvaandJavier  Місяць тому +50

      Thanks so much!!

    • @MindaugasSnegirevas
      @MindaugasSnegirevas Місяць тому +9

      So creative. ❤

    • @Robbie_S
      @Robbie_S Місяць тому +4

      Totally 💯

    • @alex47775
      @alex47775 Місяць тому

      ​@@EvaandJavierua-cam.com/users/shortsW6h4322NBRI?si=ZDx-yfVimaQzUShw ua-cam.com/users/shortsW6h4322NBRI?si=ZDx-yfVimaQzUShw.Stoles audio content from your videous ( although I'm not sure if you can acces the link )

    • @alex47775
      @alex47775 Місяць тому

      ​@@EvaandJavierua-cam.com/users/shortsW6h4322NBRI?si=ZDx-yfVimaQzUShw ua-cam.com/users/shortsW6h4322NBRI?si=ZDx-yfVimaQzUShw.Stoles audio content from your videous ( although I'm not sure if you can acces the link )

  • @Kyle-gb9dq
    @Kyle-gb9dq Місяць тому +521

    Javier speaking facts!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @YlecaraOibur
      @YlecaraOibur 25 днів тому +6

      She had no rebuttal except the bathroom 😂😂😂

    • @dolanduk7946
      @dolanduk7946 18 днів тому

      imagine making an entire channel dedicated to showing you getting emasculated by your wife lol

  • @BrittneyK2
    @BrittneyK2 7 днів тому +18

    “She never stops talking “ I’m cracking upppp 😂😂😂

  • @user-sh8rs2dz4k
    @user-sh8rs2dz4k 7 днів тому +16

    A brother trying to save another brother 😂😂❤I love you guys fr fr 😂

  • @ParaLarry
    @ParaLarry Місяць тому +474

    Legitimately, my favorite couple on the platform. Head and shoulders above ANY OTHER couple out here.

    • @SecretAgentBartFargo
      @SecretAgentBartFargo Місяць тому +8

      They need their own sitcom. They are great comedic actors.

    • @chrisjones6496
      @chrisjones6496 Місяць тому +6

      They are incredibly talented. They either are “naturals” (most likely) or have acting backgrounds in school or somewhere. The writing is amazing and the acting is as stated definitely the best (by far) on UA-cam. Truly gifted and funny as hell 😂

    • @hananabdal-khaliq6374
      @hananabdal-khaliq6374 28 днів тому

      ​@@chrisjones6496 on top of everything, theyre very likeable as well which is EXTREMELY (note extremely) rare to find in social media influencers

    • @MrAntwaun_MBA
      @MrAntwaun_MBA 20 днів тому +2

      Facts!!

    • @dolanduk7946
      @dolanduk7946 18 днів тому

      imagine making an entire channel dedicated to showing you getting emasculated by your wife lol

  • @ZedzDed311
    @ZedzDed311 Місяць тому +114

    "Using the bathroom should not take 45 minutes"
    Wife proceeds to use bathroom to "get ready" for 75 minutes, makes you late, comes out, asks you how she looks, gets upset at your response, goes back into bathroom for 25 minutes, comes out and says "what are you doing!? Hurry up, we're late"...

    • @ernestyedler5572
      @ernestyedler5572 20 днів тому +14

      Right at this point I didn't think we were going so I ate a sandwich alone and watched a movie I'm full now I don't want to go 😅

    • @stainstudio9518
      @stainstudio9518 20 днів тому +1

      💀

    • @marcoi7035
      @marcoi7035 8 днів тому

      💯

    • @GGMKir88
      @GGMKir88 7 днів тому

      Marriage summed up.❤

    • @frootiegworl
      @frootiegworl 2 дні тому

      No like stop omge😂😂😂

  • @christopherkochert2946
    @christopherkochert2946 Місяць тому +59

    Javier cannot get a break 😂😂. He loses at everything while Eva gives the death stare then summons her demons on him 😂😂😂. This couple is perfect for each other.

  • @sersero
    @sersero 9 днів тому +6

    ‘Using the bathroom should not take 45 minutes.’ Literally every day convo I have with my husband. 😂😂😂

  • @hermonmeasho6778
    @hermonmeasho6778 Місяць тому +186

    U never disappoint. Seriously, you guys are very talented

  • @Neo-qo1fy
    @Neo-qo1fy Місяць тому +53

    I like how everytime the blue pill guy starts persuading the spectator she just steps in everytime and it escalates to assault.

  • @ArmyWolves
    @ArmyWolves 14 днів тому +1

    😂😂😂😂 i love how Eva tries everything from silent treatment, manipulation, death stare and when all that fails she resorts to physical aggression and grabs Javier sometimes by the jewels until he complies. She plays the crazy wife too well

  • @tinam4
    @tinam4 Місяць тому +1

    😂😂 I like the part that you got the paycheck and suddenly it vanishes 😂😂 I’ve never been married before so I didn’t get the luxury to make the check disappear😂

  • @011wolf
    @011wolf Місяць тому +98

    😂😂😂😂he's right take the blue pill and runnnnnn.😂😂😂

  • @tom7471
    @tom7471 Місяць тому +63

    Maybe the best comic scenarios on UA-cam! Genius!

  • @betovale3952
    @betovale3952 26 днів тому +2

    Awesome, you guys Rock, 👍👍👍💪💪💪😄😄😄

  • @victoradeyeye5687
    @victoradeyeye5687 Місяць тому +9

    This is dope. Love from Nigeria🇳🇬

  • @lizard928
    @lizard928 Місяць тому +87

    LMBO!🤣You too are nuts! I love it!🤣Javier stop talking you live longer!🤣

  • @gareth0412
    @gareth0412 Місяць тому +38

    People overlook how cool Eva is. She's self aware funny and self deprecating. Everything you want in a life partner.

    • @raul0ca
      @raul0ca Місяць тому +7

      As long as you agree with her and do things her way

  • @Goblin_Hands
    @Goblin_Hands 25 днів тому +2

    "It is wonderful" lmao

  • @616CC
    @616CC 13 днів тому +2

    “Do you want to know what the Marriage is Neo” 😂

  • @jamallabarge2665
    @jamallabarge2665 Місяць тому +23

    They even have the gestures down pat.
    You two do great work!

  • @hollaatme2991
    @hollaatme2991 Місяць тому +26

    Bro always in trouble😂😂

  • @fernandocampos3220
    @fernandocampos3220 28 днів тому +12

    The way it slowly escalated was hilarious, they are funny as hell 🤣

  • @judephoenix
    @judephoenix Місяць тому +44

    I fucking love you guys. That’s hilarious 🤣

  • @halfbloodprince821
    @halfbloodprince821 Місяць тому +21

    Just awesome guys! I'm still single and love my own company.

    • @rombios3056
      @rombios3056 Місяць тому +2

      They mixed the pills up lol

    • @stateofnomind75
      @stateofnomind75 Місяць тому +2

      Well done. Never, ever take the red pill! 😂

    • @frogbox4184
      @frogbox4184 16 днів тому

      ​@@rombios3056I would guess that combo would kill you, put you in the friendzone, or end up in a Situationship.

  • @loner4life83
    @loner4life83 День тому +1

    Blue pill? I have re-fills. 😂

  • @jaskaransingh3799
    @jaskaransingh3799 Місяць тому +1

    Perfect couple ❤

  • @drew7600
    @drew7600 Місяць тому +10

    These two are hilarious love them

  • @grand-georgeproductions3857
    @grand-georgeproductions3857 4 дні тому +1

    Ayo, I have been waiting for this type of video for a long time. Thank you so so muchb 🔴🔵💍😂🤣😭💀👌💯

  • @Torch_of_Sin
    @Torch_of_Sin 22 дні тому +1

    🎵 The music is Digital Future by Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen. 🎵

  • @light-os4jy
    @light-os4jy Місяць тому +11

    This is the best one yet

  • @psychoman0000
    @psychoman0000 Місяць тому +7

    Undoubtedly this is your best video till date

  • @hatetoregister
    @hatetoregister 21 годину тому +1

    OH MY GOD! People who haven't seen The Matrix won't understand this fully! This is HILARIOUS! JUST HILARIOUS! She took his paycheck and put it in her waistband. That is the funniest thing I've ever seen! Using the bathroom should not take 45 minutes!

  • @obinnaoluge9931
    @obinnaoluge9931 Місяць тому +2

    That guy looked petrified!!!!! He's definitely taking the blue pill!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Abyssssssss
    @Abyssssssss Місяць тому +3

    My man is speaking from experience😂

  • @claudiabueno6027
    @claudiabueno6027 Місяць тому +8

    Jajaja Neo and Trinity 😂
    You are so smart and funny😂😂😂😂

  • @MrPP34truth
    @MrPP34truth 29 днів тому +1

    As a guy myself not being married or having any relationships, I think the best concept of marriage is having a true sense of belonging and companionship.

  • @LionsTigersBears
    @LionsTigersBears Місяць тому +4

    Love Eves outfit. Oh only in a fantasy😂😂

  • @mehdiabyaneh
    @mehdiabyaneh Місяць тому +4

    You're AWESOME, I have sent you a big big heart from Iran to you.

  • @brendaalvarez960
    @brendaalvarez960 День тому

    ❤Y'all need a sitcom❤ for real❤...

  • @AishaandLife
    @AishaandLife 13 днів тому

    That going to bed part 😂😂

  • @52975298
    @52975298 Місяць тому +4

    Gosh I want the blue pill. But I fear it’s too late..

  • @sahilheemoo2316
    @sahilheemoo2316 Місяць тому +6

    How many time did you watch this
    👇

  • @HoodieBird-im5do
    @HoodieBird-im5do 2 дні тому

    Javier: "I guide others to a treasure I no longer possess"

  • @Ossy230
    @Ossy230 29 днів тому +1

    Forget the drama, the black in black and the eyes glasses is dazzling!

  • @dealwolfstriked272
    @dealwolfstriked272 Місяць тому +3

    Love it guys, not only do you bring us laughter but you make fun of society "norms" with such ease its beautiful!

  • @ericaraiza1992
    @ericaraiza1992 Місяць тому +3

    😂😂 I fucking love you guys!

  • @CivilianAdams
    @CivilianAdams 12 днів тому

    Having to go to bed at the same time was something I never expected. But it’s true.

  • @FernandoGonzalez-ub9iw
    @FernandoGonzalez-ub9iw Місяць тому +1

    These guys must be in a movie...❤

  • @samanthaparker1710
    @samanthaparker1710 Місяць тому +5

    Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣 "take the blue pill, take it now" killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @abominablesnowman64
    @abominablesnowman64 14 днів тому +3

    BLUE BLUE I choose blue.

  • @lylekc8754
    @lylekc8754 День тому

    😂😂😂 take the blue pill.... Take it..!!! im deading🤣🤣

  • @game9848
    @game9848 15 годин тому

    She was about to give him that Kung Fu Matrix beating 😅

  • @JLCarbajal
    @JLCarbajal Місяць тому +1

    Matrix style of clothing was so nice it made me want to get a flip phone again on the 25th Aniversary 🎂

  • @yonkokai9775
    @yonkokai9775 20 днів тому +1

    When she started hitting him while he’s begging him to take it
    GOT ME WEAK!!! I

  • @esosaenoma488
    @esosaenoma488 6 годин тому

    This is has got too be your funniest video ever

  • @michaelPLS4462
    @michaelPLS4462 Місяць тому +2

    You guys pulled this off perfectly, LMAO

  • @divyaswejan431
    @divyaswejan431 9 годин тому

    I enjoy ur all videos really they look very practical 😂😂

  • @juniorkabana7776
    @juniorkabana7776 7 днів тому

    😂😂😂😂 and when i say marriage is boring but thats what makes it better. Gold!

  • @johnwhite8777
    @johnwhite8777 5 днів тому

    You guys are on a different level..lol

  • @antonellocarbonara8914
    @antonellocarbonara8914 24 дні тому

    "She never stops talking" 😂😂

  • @aug07broken
    @aug07broken 27 днів тому

    “Take the blue pill, take it!” “Ow!” 🤕 🤣😭

  • @ravenclawknight9332
    @ravenclawknight9332 23 дні тому

    If I were there, the moment Javier said "Never Get Married"... I would straight up drink that blue pill.

  • @danionescu988
    @danionescu988 Місяць тому

    Brother heavy breathin, and over powered..
    😂

  • @flysp1c
    @flysp1c Місяць тому +1

    I love you guys. Thank you for making me laugh 😂 🙏🏼.

  • @dank9261
    @dank9261 28 днів тому

    Almost like an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other trying to talk you into marriage and thinking a “Pro and Con list” will solve your dilemma!

  • @user-er1om3xi7j
    @user-er1om3xi7j Місяць тому +1

    This video is so funny..... keep up the excellent work. 😅🎉

  • @emmanuelibeh2703
    @emmanuelibeh2703 27 днів тому

    That escalated so quickly from 2 to 10,000 😂

  • @Bellaragazz_a
    @Bellaragazz_a 8 днів тому

    You guys almost hitted Matrix and Hollywood 😅❤

  • @torrencepulley699
    @torrencepulley699 9 днів тому

    You Guys are So Funny 😂, Great Job!

  • @Janfun50Adel
    @Janfun50Adel 27 днів тому

    This couple is the best… I can’t wait for there movie to come out lol

  • @johnrodriguez5277
    @johnrodriguez5277 Місяць тому +1

    Damn!!! I should've taken the blue pill!!! 😂👍❤

  • @prnst4r
    @prnst4r Місяць тому +1

    Love Eva's trench coat 🖤

  • @LaylaETimani
    @LaylaETimani 27 днів тому

    Being alone is the most horrible thing that might happen to anyone

  • @leonstewart1595
    @leonstewart1595 Місяць тому +3

    They are the best on UA-cam they kill me every day😂😂😂👌🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👌🏾 Real couple ❤️

  • @josefanthonycariasjr8763
    @josefanthonycariasjr8763 Місяць тому

    This one gotta be y’all’s best one yet.

  • @MAKhan1989
    @MAKhan1989 29 днів тому

    Eva and Javier are so creative 🤣

  • @user-ek6it2zk8j
    @user-ek6it2zk8j Місяць тому

    Lmao I love how he interrupted her when she said eat delicious food. This is true

  • @JulianMejia-kf8en
    @JulianMejia-kf8en 3 дні тому

    You guys always a great laugh 😂😂😂

  • @KendallMcGee
    @KendallMcGee 26 днів тому +1

    Thanks for that no-brainer bro! I think I’ll be taking that blue pill now!😂🤣

  • @rollingwithmoore
    @rollingwithmoore 18 днів тому

    Marriage should be fun and not the competition. I know this couple had a fun time filming this 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @irenashiloh8808
    @irenashiloh8808 9 днів тому

    I love this. 😂 I have taken the blue pill, but this is a good reminder of the lack of freedom. Just including them in my eating plans every single freaking day seems like too much sacrifice. You tell them a joke, they don't laugh, and you suddenly think to yourself, "Why did I ever think we had something in common?" 😂 And whenever I use the bathroom, somebody is waiting for me as if it's a public restroom. And then some woman calls and you have competition for the joker above. 😂😂😂

  • @RobertoCenteno-xd4el
    @RobertoCenteno-xd4el Місяць тому +1

    Wow You Got It Good With This Video Keep The Great Work😂😂😂😂😂

  • @priscillacorona1594
    @priscillacorona1594 28 днів тому

    The ending was chefs kiss 💋

  • @samwolf19
    @samwolf19 2 дні тому

    I love those folks!😂😂

  • @bbtha_vr
    @bbtha_vr 14 днів тому

    The last "ouch" made me laugh 😂

  • @kariborys8531
    @kariborys8531 6 днів тому

    Love you guys.... Fricking hilarious!

  • @omarsaad1426
    @omarsaad1426 Місяць тому

    She never stopped talking. hhhh, he convinced me there

  • @brianbaker4448
    @brianbaker4448 Місяць тому

    I took the red pill 15 years ago and just seeing the returns.

  • @uchihaobitosama2206
    @uchihaobitosama2206 29 днів тому +1

    This is Oscar worthy 👑👑👑

  • @agentxxx6340
    @agentxxx6340 16 днів тому +1

    Ain't gonna lie, those outfits are on point👌

  • @jordananthony5882
    @jordananthony5882 11 годин тому

    Just found yall page today! Dope content!

  • @arnsali1982
    @arnsali1982 29 днів тому

    Her fun bags are perfect

  • @tamaramcgill5820
    @tamaramcgill5820 29 днів тому

    I love you two! Do not fuck with her!!! Love her

  • @NeilGonzalez-cl3jh
    @NeilGonzalez-cl3jh 23 дні тому

    Eva is an agent of the Marriagetrix. Javier should call Morpheus for the nearest exit. 😂

  • @nathanielmkonza7107
    @nathanielmkonza7107 Місяць тому

    Ain't no body talking bout how fire their fits actually are like dead ass