What ACTUALLY Happens in Witness Protection

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  • @TheInfographicsShow
    @TheInfographicsShow  5 років тому +824

    What would be the hardest for you to leave behind? Name, friends, home...?

  • @no0b420
    @no0b420 3 роки тому +1022

    Witness protection for what?! Nobody was convicted for anything!

    • @lcggr0022
      @lcggr0022 3 роки тому +122

      HE EVEN LIED TO HIS WIFE!

    • @005MDS3
      @005MDS3 3 роки тому +29

      If ur talking about GTA V. The whole Townley Family changed there last name from Townley to De Santa. And he didn't lie on Amanda. He lied on Trevor so they can't be killed...

    • @denverbeek
      @denverbeek 3 роки тому +57

      @@005MDS3 Trevor was supposed to die as part of Michael's deal with Dave. None of it happened on the books.

    • @denverbeek
      @denverbeek 3 роки тому +25

      @@005MDS3 Michael Townley is legally dead

    • @005MDS3
      @005MDS3 3 роки тому +2

      @@denverbeek He faked his death! So what is legal there??

  • @coltsbattleshow
    @coltsbattleshow 3 роки тому +546

    Micheal could explain this story but dark viper won’t let him

    • @hashemalshabbar2025
      @hashemalshabbar2025 3 роки тому +22

      I came to see if Michael was actually in witness protection

    • @mmkazi14
      @mmkazi14 3 роки тому +11

      Exactly

  • @moldyghost3371
    @moldyghost3371 3 роки тому +238

    Witness Protection for What? No-one was Convicted of anything - DarkViperAU

    • @HesNeon
      @HesNeon 3 роки тому +21

      That Brad was dead, and Michael was “apparently” dead, according to the FIB, and Trevor runs away. Why would Michael be in witness protection?

    • @lcggr0022
      @lcggr0022 3 роки тому +13

      HE EVEN LIED TO HIS WIFE?

    • @Keegan.999
      @Keegan.999 3 роки тому +10

      Orange Matto

    • @dhaz4455
      @dhaz4455 2 роки тому

      You look Orange mate

  • @mattycashenthusiast8928
    @mattycashenthusiast8928 3 роки тому +308

    WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT NOBODY WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING

    • @cloudcraft7153
      @cloudcraft7153 3 роки тому +2

      They have

    • @saikosocialP4
      @saikosocialP4 2 роки тому +6

      @@cloudcraft7153 the joke

    • @Chisszaru
      @Chisszaru Рік тому

      They only explain how it works

    • @Jonas_2007
      @Jonas_2007 Рік тому +1

      Brad is dead, Michael is apperently dead according to the FIB and Trevor ran away

  • @samanthaworthington7233
    @samanthaworthington7233 5 років тому +1992

    This was a really interesting way of procrastinating my homework.

  • @maxflight5009
    @maxflight5009 5 років тому +1835

    Judge: *We can offer you witness protection.*
    Tekashi 69: *Stoopid!! I done dropped my address they know where 69 at!!!*

  • @brujojr7988
    @brujojr7988 3 роки тому +329

    DarkViperAU: But nobody was convicted of anything!

  • @bobikeda3892
    @bobikeda3892 5 років тому +964

    Must be sad for people that have to go through this. All those memories have to be replaced and be forgotten.

    • @Dimsii
      @Dimsii 5 років тому +2

      Bobikeda6 I know

    • @Sunset553
      @Sunset553 5 років тому +153

      No, your memories are what you can keep. That’s all you have left. You just can’t talk about them ever. It would be hard.

    • @joshjones1646
      @joshjones1646 5 років тому +81

      Better then being tortured, knee capped or murdered in my opinion

    • @Tybrokeasl
      @Tybrokeasl 5 років тому +6

      Id rather die

    • @FakeDeath10
      @FakeDeath10 5 років тому

      Brap

  • @calvinherrington8172
    @calvinherrington8172 5 років тому +889

    Snitches in witness protection really snitching about what it’s like to be in witness protection 🤦🏽‍♂️😭

    • @puyearprod.929
      @puyearprod.929 5 років тому +47

      Its what they do. What would a snitch do if he couldnt talk?

    • @QuiseThaDon
      @QuiseThaDon 5 років тому +22

      Justin Puyear write a statement

    • @himintheflesh3877
      @himintheflesh3877 5 років тому +5

      Thts wat I said lol

    • @nordette
      @nordette 5 років тому +3

      🤣🤣this whole thread is hilarious

    • @imnotaweebyounormie547
      @imnotaweebyounormie547 4 роки тому +6

      I really don't understand the hate with "snitches"

  • @bottlerocket2528
    @bottlerocket2528 5 років тому +728

    Everybody gangster till the witnesses start getting protected

    • @scrub7457
      @scrub7457 5 років тому +5

      Hemet Chan doesn’t like double sided homework Gangsta*

    • @abbasishere1604
      @abbasishere1604 4 роки тому +1

      Being in witness protection is some gangster stuff

    • @detectivethinker3637
      @detectivethinker3637 4 роки тому

      What if the organised mafia has connections with the police? I.e their classmate working for the police.

    • @jakobe7287
      @jakobe7287 3 роки тому

      @@detectivethinker3637 few places are like that and it's unlike it's not the police protecting them

    • @peanutbutterisfu
      @peanutbutterisfu Рік тому

      If you were faced with life in prison you would tell them whatever too.

  • @ProfessorRainman
    @ProfessorRainman 5 років тому +784

    This must be incredibly hard with social media being a thing now.

    • @Viole01
      @Viole01 5 років тому +122

      A person post 1 photo of the new you and it's all over

    • @suesue2100
      @suesue2100 5 років тому +10

      @@Viole01 right eve. If u dont have any everyone around u have can post u smh

    • @l.k5244
      @l.k5244 5 років тому +8

      @@Viole01 Not really it's gonna take a lot of bad luck for the bad guys to see the photo of new you

    • @ac300
      @ac300 4 роки тому +4

      most people with a brain dont use social media

    • @violet2088
      @violet2088 4 роки тому +48

      @@ac300 says the one on social media.

  • @Astonnn.
    @Astonnn. 3 роки тому +71

    matto explaining how michael wasnt in witness protection

  • @NovaStrike118
    @NovaStrike118 3 роки тому +95

    Witness protection for what? No one was convicted of anything!

    • @michaelangelo0305
      @michaelangelo0305 2 роки тому +5

      Congrats! We get it! Cool inside joke, you're only the 55th one! Great comment!

  • @FranciscoWicked
    @FranciscoWicked 5 років тому +720

    69: I ain't gon snitch.
    Judge: You are going to serve 47 years.
    69: I know Obama's last name.

  • @mendozaomar77
    @mendozaomar77 5 років тому +2210

    This is because of 69 isn’t it? Even the infographics show be gettin into it haha.

    • @lunkie7063
      @lunkie7063 5 років тому +12

      omar mendoza no a lot of famous mob members have been in witness protection

    • @sergg369
      @sergg369 5 років тому +17

      omar mendoza the infographics clout chasing!

    • @Nevertoyoung20
      @Nevertoyoung20 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @Knightwolf1994
      @Knightwolf1994 5 років тому +2

      @@Mopeerable He dead.

    • @gordo1163
      @gordo1163 5 років тому +7

      @@sergg369 they got 6 million subs, they already got clout

  • @jarekjellison817
    @jarekjellison817 5 років тому +369

    What happens is your last name goes from “Townly” to “De Santa,” and then you become obligated to assist the FIB in maintaining their funding over the IAA. What more could be said?

  • @rice7314
    @rice7314 3 роки тому +255

    "Witness protection for what!"
    If you know, you know.

    • @drippydooku6347
      @drippydooku6347 3 роки тому +25

      damm bro you can probly tie your showes

    • @percyitsillegal4224
      @percyitsillegal4224 3 роки тому +8

      you know something about something

    • @rice7314
      @rice7314 3 роки тому +3

      @あなたを拷問したい do you even know what i’m referencing

    • @heisenballs6944
      @heisenballs6944 3 роки тому +1

      @あなたを拷問したい r/whooooooooosh

    • @heisenballs6944
      @heisenballs6944 3 роки тому +1

      @あなたを拷問したい never heard of darkviperau huh

  • @sudiousmine
    @sudiousmine 5 років тому +247

    I think when my father left the house to go get cigarettes and beer, he went into the Whitnes Protection. I haven't seen or heard from him since. It's been 8 years now....

    • @choppa181
      @choppa181 5 років тому +33

      sudious mine naw he just left u
      Don’t get upset tho

    • @stephen5601
      @stephen5601 5 років тому +14

      That was an extremely forced joke

    • @passdawater
      @passdawater 5 років тому +5

      Your daddy’s a snitch then

    • @felixjoch4998
      @felixjoch4998 4 роки тому +4

      @@passdawater no he isnt he is someone who wittneses a crime and wants to fullfill his civil duty the justice system is heavely rely on people like him sadly he has to be protected that way

    • @AndyDuphresne
      @AndyDuphresne 4 роки тому +17

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU SAID HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THEN NEVER CAME BACK!!! I have never heard that joke before and let me tell you, it is the peak of comedy

  • @markkofi8522
    @markkofi8522 2 роки тому +26

    04:43 - 'Sometimes they're able to say goodbye to trusted relatives.'
    My heart breaks for those grandparents who never get to see their grandchildren again. 😢

  • @SM-cd4zc
    @SM-cd4zc 4 роки тому +93

    My mom is my witness protection whenever I snitch on my older brother

  • @iamproject100
    @iamproject100 5 років тому +48

    The story of that man fighting to see his children was so sad.

  • @zemonsim
    @zemonsim 2 роки тому +81

    Remember, Michael De Santa is *not* in witness protection

  • @esquire05tiggie
    @esquire05tiggie 5 років тому +658

    Nobody:
    Tekashi69: I don’t need witness protection 🤣

  • @SeddieWeddie
    @SeddieWeddie 4 роки тому +73

    So I won’t be moved into a mansion in Beverly Hills California? :(

    • @MoreMallards
      @MoreMallards 3 роки тому +5

      better have a six figure monthly offering to an FBI agent for that ;))))

    • @dannym1882
      @dannym1882 2 роки тому +1

      Doesn't look like any WITSEC program I'm aware of.

  • @VinChenProduction
    @VinChenProduction 5 років тому +303

    Yeah I’m sure no one would recognize 6ix9ine if he’s relocated.

    • @llSlackingOffll
      @llSlackingOffll 5 років тому

      VinChenProduction LOL

    • @feefee198423
      @feefee198423 4 роки тому +12

      He just has to remove his tattoos especially that big 69 tattoo on his forehead. And his lovely rainbow hair has to go 😕💖🦄🌈

    • @Tcovwokemob
      @Tcovwokemob 4 роки тому +1

      Unsub to ricelive

    • @bexyaw4811
      @bexyaw4811 4 роки тому +2

      They are talking about putting him in an Amish community. Like he wouldnt stand out

    • @anneeq008
      @anneeq008 4 роки тому +2

      Tbf nobody will recognise him if he removes all the tattoos and fake stuff in his hair, teeth etc

  • @22calibeatz
    @22calibeatz 5 років тому +1352

    Me: Sees title
    Also Me: Y am I about to click this?
    My Brain: *SNITCH9INE!*
    Me: Oh ok then

    • @elflow278
      @elflow278 5 років тому +1

      ByronBeatz no 🧢

    • @JeromeProductions
      @JeromeProductions 5 років тому

      ByronBeatz oof

    • @kool5301
      @kool5301 5 років тому +20

      You would probably snitch if you were facing 50 years in prison, I know I would

    • @puyearprod.929
      @puyearprod.929 5 років тому +1

      L

    • @wutgreens443
      @wutgreens443 5 років тому +12

      @@kool5301 but you not bout that life so it's okay for you to be a rat, 69 was saying he was about it tho so it's different

  • @matthewcofield6251
    @matthewcofield6251 4 роки тому +159

    If this process is so secret and well protected how did the infographics shoe find out so much

    • @LemonLimes99
      @LemonLimes99 4 роки тому +35

      those snitching within witness protection about how it is

    • @frostymarbles2655
      @frostymarbles2655 4 роки тому +2

      But does he know anyone under such program? No.

    • @Promuch971
      @Promuch971 4 роки тому +3

      @@frostymarbles2655do you know about the internet?

    • @GiratinaTech
      @GiratinaTech 3 роки тому +8

      I love the infographics shoe. Are they explaining loafers or sneakers today?

    • @garrett9451
      @garrett9451 3 роки тому +2

      @@GiratinaTech they just released a video about Toms.

  • @NightFore
    @NightFore 4 роки тому +110

    Witness: "What is going to happen to me?"
    Witness Inspector: "You'll be given a new identity."
    Also the Witness: "What about my game accounts?!"

    • @alexjulian5666
      @alexjulian5666 4 роки тому +4

      NightFore underrated comment

    • @4storyboss
      @4storyboss 2 роки тому

      basically you're dead for everyone that knows you

  • @reformedskid6218
    @reformedskid6218 5 років тому +179

    I couldn’t imagine leaving my home town and all my friends and life behind

    • @realdarjyde
      @realdarjyde 5 років тому +4

      GG Brotha same

    • @Brother_frojd
      @Brother_frojd 5 років тому +16

      I left hometown country and continent. Now living in Kenya, best decision I've ever made

    • @African.empress
      @African.empress 5 років тому +7

      That's actually a sad thing considering all the things in the world

    • @SystemsEndGame
      @SystemsEndGame 5 років тому +6

      i did , feels great !

    • @mubashir8390
      @mubashir8390 5 років тому +2

      Brother Frojd hey man I also live in Kenya, more specifically nairobi

  • @justinlynch3948
    @justinlynch3948 3 роки тому +18

    WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT! NOBODY WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING!

  • @Dj7220x
    @Dj7220x 5 років тому +349

    Who else already knows all of the comments are about 6ix9ine?

  • @Exotic_fefe
    @Exotic_fefe 3 роки тому +9

    You guys wanna know what brought me here, I searched up “Michael under witness protection” because of darkviper.

  • @coopervlogs9305
    @coopervlogs9305 5 років тому +156

    Me: lays phone down so I can go to sleep
    Phone: *vibrates from a infographics show notification
    Me: sleep can wait

    • @NOLIMIT_KJ
      @NOLIMIT_KJ 5 років тому +3

      Cooper Vlogs *i don’t need sleep*

    • @NOLIMIT_KJ
      @NOLIMIT_KJ 5 років тому +3

      *i need answers*

    • @veritymeaney7023
      @veritymeaney7023 3 роки тому +1

      @@NOLIMIT_KJ I was just about to comment this 😂

    • @NOLIMIT_KJ
      @NOLIMIT_KJ 3 роки тому

      @@veritymeaney7023 comments from a year later i see

    • @veritymeaney7023
      @veritymeaney7023 3 роки тому

      @@NOLIMIT_KJ what do you mean?

  • @swervegod1897
    @swervegod1897 5 років тому +57

    "Witness Protection"
    - Madea, 2012

  • @socosoco4344
    @socosoco4344 4 роки тому +43

    Henry Hill's children wrote a book titled - On the run: A mafia childhood. It details their experiences growing up in witsec. Definitely worth reading.

  • @mal4797
    @mal4797 2 роки тому +8

    I always think of DarkViperAU everytime I hear witness protection words.

  • @supe4701
    @supe4701 5 років тому +40

    Judge: You are being sentenced to 47 years in prison, do you have anything to say?
    69: I know how to get free robux.

  • @TheRealAvanturist
    @TheRealAvanturist 4 роки тому +16

    Who needs Netflix when you've got The Infographics Show

  • @whocares397
    @whocares397 5 років тому +30

    like they would admit to losing witnesses who abide by the rules lol

  • @Cheerful_Ox
    @Cheerful_Ox 2 роки тому +5

    NOOOOOO MICHEAL WAS NOT IN WITNESS PROTECTION! WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT NO ONE WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING!!!!

  • @TeryX-c5r
    @TeryX-c5r 3 роки тому +8

    DarkViper:👁👄👁

  • @youraverageuser7039
    @youraverageuser7039 3 роки тому +7

    yes the darkviperau gang is taking over

  • @FullMetalAtheist
    @FullMetalAtheist 5 років тому +72

    Fascinating, you never know if your neibour or best friend is in WITSEC

    • @iceesrule75
      @iceesrule75 5 років тому +1

      Yes you could if they are always talking to police and you'll notice cops in their cars

    • @FullMetalAtheist
      @FullMetalAtheist 5 років тому +9

      @@iceesrule75 wouldn't that kind of give it away? Surely they're smarter than that

    • @iceesrule75
      @iceesrule75 5 років тому

      @@FullMetalAtheist Like in Breaking Bad or Dexter where they got undercover FBI agents

    • @hairystyles4212
      @hairystyles4212 4 роки тому

      New neighbors moved in a couple months ago (a family that's odd) and they have new people coming over in cars every couple weeks I've never seen.

    • @isaiahyhomas1650
      @isaiahyhomas1650 4 роки тому

      hairystyles42 It’s a drug cartel pretending to be a normal family

  • @muchogusto9957
    @muchogusto9957 5 років тому +125

    Botham Jean's Neighbor: Who protects witnesses that are scheduled to testify against cops?

    • @dot680
      @dot680 5 років тому +24

      @@PP2US according to the police lol. The police investigate themselves and find no wrongdoing. The crime was solved in record time, no alarm bells ringing for you? It isn't unheard of for police to make people guilty even when they're innocent, those people are called "patsies".

    • @lamarnash2439
      @lamarnash2439 5 років тому +11

      Yea we all know the police killed him

    • @dejahturner16
      @dejahturner16 5 років тому +8

      @@PP2US Based on an investigation by Dallas PD, who just saw one of their own get put in prison. What drug dealer is out here testifying on a case that has nothing to do with him? Dont take everything at face value.

    • @joshgreen7992
      @joshgreen7992 5 років тому

      Again the feds if the witnesses are at risk

    • @jen_nice2059
      @jen_nice2059 5 років тому +4

      P Am the same people saying it was a drug deal gone bad, also tried to destroy evidence in the case.

  • @SoZexal
    @SoZexal 5 років тому +5

    The Infographic Show is always there for me when I need them the most.

  • @mylesdonovan9068
    @mylesdonovan9068 5 років тому +46

    “...and even fishing boats.”
    *Shows Cargo ship*

  • @PureRain123
    @PureRain123 5 років тому +86

    So if I get into witness protection, will my debt stay with my old identity? 👀

    • @jakehague1
      @jakehague1 4 роки тому +15

      Your assets will get liquidated and used in order to pay off sed debt. Creditors usually know when you're about to enter such a programme.

    • @floydlooney6837
      @floydlooney6837 4 роки тому +7

      Debts must be paid off apparently

    • @bertisuesymons8784
      @bertisuesymons8784 4 роки тому +1

      One of the conditions is you must pay off debt before entering.

  • @happiprod.8160
    @happiprod.8160 3 роки тому +7

    it really makes me wonder if I've ever met someone in witness protection.

    • @average_enjoyer
      @average_enjoyer 3 роки тому +4

      WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT?!

    • @Astonnn.
      @Astonnn. 3 роки тому +2

      NO ONE WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING

  • @captainitalia811
    @captainitalia811 3 роки тому +5

    All the Dark viper fans in the comments are the real mvps

  • @kap6457
    @kap6457 3 роки тому +4

    MICHEAL WAS NEVER IN WITNESS PROTECTION

    • @justinlynch3948
      @justinlynch3948 3 роки тому +3

      WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT! NOBODY WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING!

  • @ryandouglas7198
    @ryandouglas7198 2 роки тому +5

    Who’s here after watching DarkViperAU’s video?

  • @Tendie935
    @Tendie935 5 років тому +18

    "The rat was hector!?"

  • @nicholaslokos7949
    @nicholaslokos7949 3 роки тому +7

    *PROTECTION AGAINST WHAT?? NO-ONE WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING!*

  • @brunowillich1837
    @brunowillich1837 3 роки тому +7

    WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT? NO ONE WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING!

  • @hashemalshabbar2025
    @hashemalshabbar2025 3 роки тому +4

    I came here to see if michel de Santa was actually in witness protection

  • @dorimeameno5514
    @dorimeameno5514 3 роки тому +7

    Michael is in witness protection

    • @Keegan.999
      @Keegan.999 3 роки тому +5

      Witness protection fo what? DarkViperAU would not approve of this comment

  • @WW1N73R
    @WW1N73R 3 роки тому +5

    *gta 5's logo appears*
    *MICHAEL INTENSIFIES*

  • @2007ghettonissanaltima
    @2007ghettonissanaltima 3 роки тому +13

    Ah so this is what Michael desanta/Townley went to.

    • @lcggr0022
      @lcggr0022 3 роки тому +9

      Witness pritection for what? He hasnt been convicted of anything

  • @velmat3822
    @velmat3822 4 роки тому +11

    new game: take a shot everytime u hear witnesses

  • @drippydooku6347
    @drippydooku6347 3 роки тому +8

    people who dont know matto must be confused reading these comments

  • @HeavyMetalKittenx
    @HeavyMetalKittenx 5 років тому +6

    I always was curious about this. Thanks!👍

  • @_P0tat07_
    @_P0tat07_ 5 років тому +55

    Jesus Christ. I’d rather have the mafia just take me out, rather than deal with all the relocation and other BS.

    • @saivion
      @saivion 5 років тому +33

      The methods of what the mafia is going to do to you would change your mind

    • @saturn2663
      @saturn2663 5 років тому +3

      @@saivion like what? Show me the godfather series while feeding pizza to death?

    • @saturn2663
      @saturn2663 5 років тому +1

      @@morningstar577 idk, after seeing death in that dui crash, It doesn't seem that bad. Remember to put on your seat belt when entering a vehicle at all times.

    • @IndianaJoe0321
      @IndianaJoe0321 4 роки тому +1

      ... until your eye(s) pop out of the socket, @@morningstar577? The Mob has some gruesome torture methods reserved for rats/snitches.

    • @williamhiggins8906
      @williamhiggins8906 5 місяців тому

      @@saturn2663 funkytown

  • @kibukaj2956
    @kibukaj2956 3 роки тому +6

    WITNESS PROTECTIONF FOR WHAT? NO ONE WAS EVER CONVICTED OF ANYTHING!

  • @CornholioPuppetMaster
    @CornholioPuppetMaster 5 років тому +10

    Foster kids are just in witness protection from their parents

  • @Crip99763
    @Crip99763 5 років тому +10

    Michael: It was a long time ago man, i’ve been witnees protection i still am
    Trevor: That’s greeeaatt that’s greeaatt....

  • @colaflessje
    @colaflessje 3 роки тому +3

    NOOO-

  • @gamingguest7883
    @gamingguest7883 3 роки тому +3

    FOR WHAT

  • @jonathanreyes9693
    @jonathanreyes9693 5 років тому +16

    Love your show I learn something new in almost every show...make a "I am chapo Guzmán"

  • @ryzelmao53
    @ryzelmao53 5 років тому +2

    Love the content. Get so much info from ur vids. KEEP POSTING!

  • @itsyoboiivan3255
    @itsyoboiivan3255 2 роки тому +3

    Witness protection for what

    • @notBK
      @notBK 2 роки тому +2

      No one was convicted of anything

  • @GamingOnTheRails019
    @GamingOnTheRails019 3 роки тому +3

    WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT! NO ONE WAS CONVICTED FOR ANYTHING

  • @FlipWarBucks
    @FlipWarBucks 5 років тому +23

    How to make a sandwich
    Infographics: WELL THE BREAD LOAF WAS MADE 1ST IN 1877.....

  • @splasher2icey202
    @splasher2icey202 4 роки тому +3

    @4:20 I love how they’re smiling so hard to be getting relocated and say goodbye to there old life

  • @ProGaming-cw1qy
    @ProGaming-cw1qy 5 років тому +6

    I ordered spaghetti with meatballs and all I got was egg noodles and ketchup, I’m an average nobody..

  • @7w229
    @7w229 3 роки тому +7

    witness protection for what? no one was convicted of anything?

  • @Aymelia-colon3
    @Aymelia-colon3 3 роки тому +7

    So that's the thing Michael -Townley- De Santa wasn't in

  • @tonymontana1179
    @tonymontana1179 3 роки тому +3

    “When we first got here I ordered spaghetti in marinara sauce, and they sent me egg noodles and ketchup. I’m an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook!”
    -Henry Hill

  • @prodonesix
    @prodonesix 2 роки тому +2

    I am civil as the guidelines say. But Michael wasn't in witness protection

  • @Uncledrip
    @Uncledrip 4 роки тому +13

    Suburban white kids:
    6ix9ine jokes

  • @nikolaytekuchev136
    @nikolaytekuchev136 2 роки тому +2

    Witness protection for what? No one was convinced of anything.

  • @coralisIa
    @coralisIa 3 роки тому +7

    In witness protection, for what? No one was convicted of anything,

  • @Dcain2
    @Dcain2 3 роки тому +18

    This would be a great concept of a mature video game: change your identity and exist without leaving tips or get hunted down by the bad guys

    • @nikolaytekuchev136
      @nikolaytekuchev136 2 роки тому +9

      While not being in actual witness protection, while paying five figure sums to a certain FIB agent's bank account. The money of course get ls washed and tossed around through different bank accounts a couple of times, but the trail is there.

  • @juliansanchez1984
    @juliansanchez1984 4 роки тому +10

    If you think about it what if someone you know that the families are dead what if they just in the witness protection program and not actually dead.

  • @thegamingbayskeletor1637
    @thegamingbayskeletor1637 3 роки тому +3

    WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT ?! NO ONE WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING

  • @Ali-Alaamiry
    @Ali-Alaamiry 5 років тому +19

    Making me remember Michel Townley I mean De santa

    • @Rieee140
      @Rieee140 3 роки тому

      luckily he wasn’t in witness protection

  • @douchbaggins415
    @douchbaggins415 2 роки тому +2

    Idk all I know is that Michael isn't in it

  • @ryandouglas7198
    @ryandouglas7198 2 роки тому +3

    It all makes senses now even though I knew from watching DarkViperAU’s video. Michael was never in witness protection because he didn’t go through any of this.

  • @hacatan24
    @hacatan24 5 років тому +5

    Judge: is there anything else?
    Tekashi69: I know the blood code for mortal Kombat on the Sega Genesis

  • @danker9161
    @danker9161 2 роки тому +7

    But what if Michael was never actually in witness protection in the story of GTA V?

  • @Fabian__.
    @Fabian__. 4 роки тому +4

    Imagine the life you live now gone tomorrow forever that’s just terrifying

  • @JasonHebert
    @JasonHebert 5 років тому +8

    Hmm.. I've been looking for Tim, Dina, Greg and Charlie Slauson and Here is a is a family named Tim, Dina, Greg and Charlie Samson. Naw probably not them.

  • @ronaldwilliams5189
    @ronaldwilliams5189 5 років тому +7

    I would really like to see an comparison between different countries witness protection Services. That would an very interesting series of videos.

  • @uforocker1488
    @uforocker1488 5 років тому +42

    Judge: is there anything else 69?
    69: I know the Krabby Patty secret formula

  • @mariasky3325
    @mariasky3325 4 роки тому +7

    Why is there no witness protection for domestic violence victims. Alot of them are killed even after escaping

  • @PikaPikPik
    @PikaPikPik 5 років тому +5

    The only reason I would go to witness protection is to hide from my mom who's investigating who spilled the milk

    • @TheEndingAbyss
      @TheEndingAbyss 5 років тому

      I'll have to tell on you, my mentor 69 taught me.

  • @notgod._.notfamous
    @notgod._.notfamous 2 роки тому +2

    If you came here because of matto, you a legend.

  • @vukasin1847
    @vukasin1847 3 роки тому +11

    WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT, NO ONE WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING

    • @kibukaj2956
      @kibukaj2956 3 роки тому +1

      i made the same comment loool

  • @sirturtlewm5633
    @sirturtlewm5633 3 роки тому +4

    I think the real question to be asked here is witness protection for what cause? since nobody was legally convicted of anything.

  • @maurifick7471
    @maurifick7471 5 років тому +6

    Last time I was this early Tall Girl only wore size 12 Nikes.