How I'd deal with a home invasion

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • If a home invasion ever happened to me I already know how I want it to play out.
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  • @stevenh77
    @stevenh77 Рік тому +44

    Not seen this guy before but enjoyed his set, thanks for sharing! And good for him still working at his age.

    • @yew2oob954
      @yew2oob954 11 місяців тому

      You've never seen him before...because he didn't want to be seen.

    • @BansheesBanshin
      @BansheesBanshin 11 місяців тому +1

      I'm his age. 😂 harsh!

  • @alexanderholcombe2309
    @alexanderholcombe2309 Рік тому +14

    DO THIS MORE OFTEN. Jesus Christ Bryan Callen we are fans of yours, give us content to view and to supprt!! How long is it gonna take you to learn how all of this works cmon man we love ya just want more of you being a silly goose!

    • @Sm-rq9ll
      @Sm-rq9ll Рік тому +3

      I think he’s keeping a low profile. He’s probably worried after danny masterson got prison. Bryan could definitely be next. I really hope not

  • @ebrahimmusleh
    @ebrahimmusleh Рік тому +10

    You dont mess with the oldest martial arts user. He's so old he invented hand to hand combat. Some say he was called Cain a while ago.

    • @christianisaac9327
      @christianisaac9327 Рік тому

      Legends say he was actually the first human ever. He’s so old his parents are both primates

    • @Bezmenov93
      @Bezmenov93 11 місяців тому

      You got me in the first half, he went from Adam to random ape real quick.@@christianisaac9327

  • @Imdevinjt24
    @Imdevinjt24 Рік тому +5

    Only you could pull this off!

  • @jakethesnake4971
    @jakethesnake4971 Рік тому +2

    Brian to the home invader: Did you have fun tho?

  • @annunakian8054
    @annunakian8054 Рік тому +10

    It's unfortunate that Bryan isn't allowed to do legit non comedic acting gigs. He'd probably be very good at it.

    • @Hardcastle83
      @Hardcastle83 Рік тому +1

      Nope. He's a jarringly, distractingly, bad actor.

    • @StalinLovsMsmZioglowfagz
      @StalinLovsMsmZioglowfagz 11 місяців тому

      Not "allowed", that's interesting... by whom, his gay lov-- I mean "burglar"?

    • @Sm-rq9ll
      @Sm-rq9ll 11 місяців тому

      @@StalinLovsMsmZioglowfagz I think he’s keeping a low profile after danny masterson got sent down. Bryan could definitely be next

  • @CognitiveDissidence
    @CognitiveDissidence Рік тому +45

    It’s nice Bryan has a career where he gets to act gay for 50% of his time

    • @JW....
      @JW.... Рік тому +7

      U mean act straight

    • @mwanderer1
      @mwanderer1 Рік тому +10

      It's too bad you act that way 100% of the time and don't have a career.

    • @CognitiveDissidence
      @CognitiveDissidence Рік тому +6

      @@mwanderer1 nice burn but I’m a proud gay man

    • @mwanderer1
      @mwanderer1 Рік тому +5

      @CognitiveDissidence it appears that I was 100% correct

    • @mwanderer1
      @mwanderer1 Рік тому +5

      @@CognitiveDissidence more like CognitiveDickidents

  • @TechnikF1tness
    @TechnikF1tness 7 місяців тому +2

    Do you haaunt. 😂😂

  • @UnLiMiTEDrX
    @UnLiMiTEDrX Рік тому +3

    Somehow i feel like a burglar could convince bryan to meet him in the middle and just leave with his TV and his wallet, but let him keep his license and most of his credit cards.

  • @SquidGains
    @SquidGains Рік тому +4

    Fucking hilarious 😂

  • @bobanmilisavljevic7857
    @bobanmilisavljevic7857 Рік тому +2

    Bryan would lock the doors and send in a oiled up, butt naked Brendan Schaub to take care of the intruder

    • @StalinLovsMsmZioglowfagz
      @StalinLovsMsmZioglowfagz 11 місяців тому

      LofkgL, they'd oil each other up and go in together, tag style... I'm surprised all his sycophantic tain' lickerz din't come after you for this little piece of truth in comedy gold, cheers

  • @shara-la8629
    @shara-la8629 Рік тому +2

    Master!

    • @StalinLovsMsmZioglowfagz
      @StalinLovsMsmZioglowfagz 11 місяців тому

      Here's to hopin' yer a biological female, and just letting you know that even if that's better, it's still a weird response to this video. 'Less yer already a sub... in which case I'd say so is he.

  • @robvicencio1944
    @robvicencio1944 Рік тому +1

    Come to Reno Nv !!!

  • @YesYouAreAbsolutelyCorrect
    @YesYouAreAbsolutelyCorrect Рік тому +2

    Breeane and her weird obsessions. I have no idea how she won Hollywood's Best Woman Award.

  • @Scarhandz
    @Scarhandz Рік тому +1

    Hilarious, Only you could think of something so leftfield, so many funny bits, thrown clothing on a jaguar line is peak comedy for me lol, an your accents draw you in. Did you ever act? ha. Thanks for the upload, 10!.....also, if you can find a better way to shoehorn in magic mind ads during tfatk? country wayne and rinella ep could have been a bit less jarring. Its just a suggestion i would imagine some fans would agree on. You are awesome though. Very greatful for all the content over the years.

    • @StalinLovsMsmZioglowfagz
      @StalinLovsMsmZioglowfagz 11 місяців тому

      Ah, keen insights, indeed. I can see you two working ever so closely together to tighten up any kinks and massage out all the holes. Looking forward to it, and very excited for you guys.

  • @paultrainor4068
    @paultrainor4068 Рік тому +1

    I want to play a game with you Bryan .

  • @DavidNunezPNW
    @DavidNunezPNW 11 місяців тому +1

    Right wingers are so weird lol

  • @joshwilkinson8966
    @joshwilkinson8966 4 місяці тому

    Kinda cringe tbh

  • @MichaelCBryan
    @MichaelCBryan Рік тому +20

    I would literally watch him do this character for 90 minutes. It’s a Homerun character.

    • @tinabeasley7821
      @tinabeasley7821 2 місяці тому

      I would listen to the Children of the Night sing with him anytime…🏰

  • @krucialkutz001
    @krucialkutz001 Рік тому +18

    I love this man!

  • @enzzo9492
    @enzzo9492 Рік тому +7

    You sound more British than I do, and I'm 8th in line to the throne.

  • @Last_Chance.
    @Last_Chance. Рік тому +6

    Thrown clothing on a jag-you-are

  • @west4555
    @west4555 Рік тому +6

    Solid Material Sir 😂🫡💜

  • @dude3678
    @dude3678 Рік тому +4

    dude. This is a really good bit. hahaha.

  • @PL-tm1tq
    @PL-tm1tq Рік тому +2

    So the intruder broke into gay Alfred's house?

  • @America_is_now_Mexico2.0
    @America_is_now_Mexico2.0 Рік тому +5

    Callen is one of the best! Legendary comedian!

  • @MarelysFernandez-f9i
    @MarelysFernandez-f9i Рік тому +3

    2023 realization: 110% of comedians lived repressed lives

    • @Bezmenov93
      @Bezmenov93 11 місяців тому +1

      Don't we all?

  • @DanaBlanco.
    @DanaBlanco. Рік тому +3

    THIS IS CALLENS BEST BIT! HE HAS BEEN WORKING ON IT SINCE THE MIDDLE AGES...

  • @LRM5195
    @LRM5195 Рік тому +2

    When’s Chris Delaney come on? He’s a much better comedian. Life rips dude! Except when Bryan Kalen is on

  • @StewartLucrative
    @StewartLucrative Рік тому +2

    So many of this guys "jokes" rely on accents.

  • @ikke2757
    @ikke2757 Рік тому +11

    Apparently now even the elderly are killing it in stand up comedy. Keep up the excellent work, Sir!

  • @Eclypseium
    @Eclypseium Рік тому +3

    i'm dead lol...thanks callen

  • @DonnieDorko477
    @DonnieDorko477 Рік тому +2

    Hhshaahhahahaahhahahajahah! Genuinely hilarious

  • @alazymonkey5716
    @alazymonkey5716 Рік тому +3

    Such a funny bit omg
    You managed to turn my girlfriend into a fan with this one! Going to show her your specials now :D

  • @victorl225
    @victorl225 Рік тому +2

    Post More Often B!!! You get more views than TFATK, sit down and be a silly goose for your fans more regularly!

  • @gsabella4
    @gsabella4 Рік тому +2

    Legend

  • @avi3020
    @avi3020 Рік тому +2

    Post more comedy clips,yes please

  • @thelammas8283
    @thelammas8283 Рік тому +1

    Move to South Africa. Your dream will come true.

  • @Sm-rq9ll
    @Sm-rq9ll Рік тому +2

    Bryan are you worried after danny masterson got sent down? I think you could be next if they re open your case. Scary thought. I hope you manage to stay free

    • @sergejmaher144
      @sergejmaher144 Рік тому +2

      Cant jail brine, his dad is CIA

    • @Sm-rq9ll
      @Sm-rq9ll Рік тому

      @@sergejmaher144 I don’t know I know a few people in the loop and they think Bryan could be next

    • @StewartLucrative
      @StewartLucrative Рік тому

      ​@@Sm-rq9llyeah I'm sure you do lol

    • @Sm-rq9ll
      @Sm-rq9ll Рік тому

      @@StewartLucrative I do. His time is almost up we all need to do something to try and protect him

    • @StewartLucrative
      @StewartLucrative Рік тому +1

      @@Sm-rq9ll you are literally psychotic 😂🤣

  • @MissyGirl5150
    @MissyGirl5150 Рік тому +1

    Go Big Gay Owl!!!

  • @zachk5249
    @zachk5249 Рік тому +1

    Hey CIA Bryan

  • @BenniTroll
    @BenniTroll 4 години тому

    i loved that spacey plot twist

  • @JestersGeneration
    @JestersGeneration Рік тому +1

    so freaking good

  • @kirstybrown5212
    @kirstybrown5212 2 місяці тому

    Sounded an awful lot like Tim Curry (aka Frankenfurter) from the Rocky Horror Picture Show! Definitely a fan!!!

  • @ILiveAndBreathe
    @ILiveAndBreathe Рік тому +1

    Hilarious, I feel for those who haven't seen old style middle ages castle movies 😅

  • @fabulous235
    @fabulous235 6 місяців тому

    He sounds like James Mason, the old English actor.

  • @hypno5690
    @hypno5690 11 місяців тому

    PHZZZZT PHHZZZZZT
    G'DUSH G'DUSH

  • @ravynreynolds
    @ravynreynolds 2 місяці тому

    lmao

  • @sergejmaher144
    @sergejmaher144 Рік тому

    Goddamn hes cool

  • @ahdgrbfixg
    @ahdgrbfixg Рік тому

    Nice lids bri💪

  • @TrollHunterxXx
    @TrollHunterxXx Рік тому

    Man 🐉

  • @loganschmick792
    @loganschmick792 11 місяців тому

    nice

  • @yukmoutb5885
    @yukmoutb5885 Рік тому

    lol

  • @garrettrichardson403
    @garrettrichardson403 Рік тому

    Brilliant again, Mr. Callen. You were a vision, a true vision. Don't stop creating, I fear it would sadden the angels.

  • @rachelle8591
    @rachelle8591 Рік тому +3

    Funniest man on the planet. For real.

    • @TrollHunterxXx
      @TrollHunterxXx Рік тому

      He really is

    • @StalinLovsMsmZioglowfagz
      @StalinLovsMsmZioglowfagz 11 місяців тому

      WOW! Now that's a jaw droppingly LOW AF bar, holy F, hahaha; what'sa matter, couldn't be bothered to even pick it up off the flo, whot?

  • @Bezmenov93
    @Bezmenov93 11 місяців тому

    So good! The best set from Callen so far imo.

  • @sgt.lincolnosiris4111
    @sgt.lincolnosiris4111 Рік тому

    Amazing!