Theo Von Saves It At The Last Moment 😂

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  • @ComedySubordinate
    @ComedySubordinate  Рік тому +229

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  • @aidanjohnston1940
    @aidanjohnston1940 Рік тому +36669

    As many as your imagination can hold 💀

    • @martinnielsen5851
      @martinnielsen5851 Рік тому +258

      He could only hold five in there.
      😆😂🤣

    • @super2984
      @super2984 Рік тому +33

      @@martinnielsen5851 brooo 😂😂😂😂

    • @stetsongray5355
      @stetsongray5355 Рік тому +62

      Shadow clones

    • @jameswtlocs
      @jameswtlocs Рік тому +128

      Funny thing is it was probably just one, and it was so dark that he thought he was being targeted by multiple people 🤣💀

    • @donjuan2873
      @donjuan2873 Рік тому +34

      Imagine Riley Reid’s

  • @livebreatheeatfitnessco.4146
    @livebreatheeatfitnessco.4146 Рік тому +8138

    The way he said “now close your eyes” was funny

  • @Rocky.Horror
    @Rocky.Horror Рік тому +4190

    “As many as your imagination can hold” he said that like he was reading a Christmas book

  • @piloctor15
    @piloctor15 Рік тому +2295

    As a black guy myself he didn’t even have to throw in the cloud analogy the close your eyes bit was already funny as hell 😂

    • @redneckrambo9626
      @redneckrambo9626 11 місяців тому +43

      Thank you for being a fun person who isn't overly sensitive.
      I appreciate people like that. 😂 people can't handle jokes these days so that's refreshing lol

    • @epicstic
      @epicstic 11 місяців тому

      ​@@redneckrambo9626The only ones to ever get offended by jokes like these are "woke" white people. Always getting offended for another race. It's quite annoying and ironically racist aswell.

    • @meeting1methodology
      @meeting1methodology 11 місяців тому +27

      As a black, I second thy statement😅
      At night, close your eyes😂killt me

    • @Acesahn
      @Acesahn 11 місяців тому +13

      I would have went with "Snow storm" but sure, imagine you're in a cloud for some reason first XD

    • @scottchua58888
      @scottchua58888 11 місяців тому +10

      I don't think he said it for the folks with darker skin. White people feel guilty easily apparently and comedians even it out for it to be more comfortable for people with privilege. Like yes, you're allowed to laugh as well, the people surrounding you don't care. 😂
      Comedians feel the need to do this a lot now.

  • @peytonburnsed2196
    @peytonburnsed2196 Рік тому +7428

    "A shadow of black people"
    "A cloud of white people"

    • @ronniesmith5907
      @ronniesmith5907 Рік тому +40

      That's a good one

    • @JohnSmith-fq3rg
      @JohnSmith-fq3rg Рік тому +47

      *snow storm

    • @Clickclips1234
      @Clickclips1234 Рік тому +4

      Lol 😂

    • @LDaniel_BDuce
      @LDaniel_BDuce Рік тому +10

      @Grichka Bogdanoff
      Eh, the south and the west doesn’t know what snow is. So you got to give them slack for not knowing much except it’s snow, and it’s a “storm”
      the north, east and even the heartland just see so much snow every year that a blizzard is like world ending snow. 5 foot snow drifts in one night etc. will we see that? Likely not. But on average we get like 6-12 inches of snow and it just isn’t worthy of being called a “blizzard”

    • @foreheadstudios
      @foreheadstudios Рік тому +15

      A curry wave of browns

  • @A-Town_From_Da_Lv
    @A-Town_From_Da_Lv Рік тому +5633

    Being black,this shit had me laughing hard as hell,if we can dish it,we better take it

    • @realtalk2046
      @realtalk2046 Рік тому +84

      The first half was definitely funny but stop throating white people bruh 😂

    • @Trigger_Nash
      @Trigger_Nash Рік тому

      @@realtalk2046 you're just mad that your throat isn't seeing as much White sausage.

    • @pablo4yu
      @pablo4yu Рік тому +28

      I got something here you can take😏

    • @ALtheGreat23
      @ALtheGreat23 Рік тому +22

      All races, facts

    • @peteonuoha7680
      @peteonuoha7680 Рік тому

      get of your knees. you’ll never be white

  • @BuckScrotumn
    @BuckScrotumn Рік тому +640

    Theo reminds me of so many kids and friends I grew up with. Rough upbringing with a heart of gold.

    • @MickMcGarnackle
      @MickMcGarnackle 11 місяців тому +8

      NOLA produces guys like him all the time. Something about that city really puts things into the proper perspective when you're at your lowest.

    • @redefinedliving5974
      @redefinedliving5974 7 місяців тому

      thats me 😂

    • @redefinedliving5974
      @redefinedliving5974 7 місяців тому

      ​@@MickMcGarnacklewhats NOLA?

    • @MickMcGarnackle
      @MickMcGarnackle 7 місяців тому +1

      @@redefinedliving5974 New Orleans, Louisiana

  • @Mclovin-jc5ss
    @Mclovin-jc5ss Рік тому +448

    “And accurate “ advanced humor 💀💀

    • @chapchappington2475
      @chapchappington2475 Рік тому +1

      How so?

    • @caryoulwhitty
      @caryoulwhitty Рік тому +4

      ​@@chapchappington2475 that part was actually a racist joke 😅. And by no means true

    • @FSCreations168
      @FSCreations168 Рік тому +7

      @@caryoulwhitty what, r white people known for being accurate?
      Update me of the character stats pls

    • @caryoulwhitty
      @caryoulwhitty Рік тому +2

      @@FSCreations168 it's a joke. Chill

    • @FSCreations168
      @FSCreations168 Рік тому +21

      @@caryoulwhitty when did I say something angry? I even made a joke about character stats???

  • @genetaylor6605
    @genetaylor6605 Рік тому +21265

    I'm a person of color and I found this shit funny as hell

  • @dstinnettmusic
    @dstinnettmusic Рік тому +5946

    “As many as your imagination can hold”
    That line broke me.

  • @doyouremebervodka9387
    @doyouremebervodka9387 11 місяців тому +62

    "Brovo six, going dark."
    *strips clothes*

  • @berniesans
    @berniesans 11 місяців тому +135

    Tom Brady's really embracing his retirement

  • @kicksandkickflips7929
    @kicksandkickflips7929 Рік тому +2987

    Bro you can see the PTSD replay after he says “as many as your imagination can hold” 😭😭

  • @eddieb1995
    @eddieb1995 Рік тому +10524

    The Mexicans hiding in the mud
    "Shhhhhh he's coming"

    • @jesseking2960
      @jesseking2960 Рік тому +259

      Bruh I’m weak 💀

    • @smoko7113
      @smoko7113 Рік тому +35

      @llorT or in the trees, if ya know what I mean

    • @Laat-Dovah-Kiin
      @Laat-Dovah-Kiin Рік тому +9

      😂😂😂

    • @rileymannion5301
      @rileymannion5301 Рік тому +45

      @@rrai- damn they read about Vietnam😂😂😂

    • @rileymannion5301
      @rileymannion5301 Рік тому +14

      @@rrai- wait the Chilean tree robbers aren't very well educated? I would have never guessed😂😂

  • @LilChiII
    @LilChiII 11 місяців тому +36

    Theo is a human treasure fr

  • @Choppers_Plug
    @Choppers_Plug Рік тому +11

    If the clouds fight back its time to put the blunt down

  • @wonderweasle2212
    @wonderweasle2212 Рік тому +4194

    He didn't save nothing. That joke was gold the whole time

    • @Uncivil_Dreams
      @Uncivil_Dreams Рік тому +19

      i dont get whats funny about anything he said, what parts the punchline?

    • @salty_cracker69
      @salty_cracker69 Рік тому +104

      @@Uncivil_Dreams not everyone has the same sense of humor simple as that move on

    • @Tyronebigggums
      @Tyronebigggums Рік тому +5

      No he did try to save it notice he scratches his head like ishhh i just made a back joke 🤣 lol which i know most black folks wouldn't even care lol

    • @wonderweasle2212
      @wonderweasle2212 Рік тому

      @@Uncivil_Dreams it's hard to see black people at night or white people in some clouds

    • @Uncivil_Dreams
      @Uncivil_Dreams Рік тому +6

      @@salty_cracker69 wym move on, i moved on right after i commented lol, you seem a bit agitated there bud😂

  • @Le_Church
    @Le_Church Рік тому +1976

    “They win”
    “I got jumped by 5 black dudes”

    • @fashfront
      @fashfront Рік тому +239

      They never fight one on one.

    • @Le_Church
      @Le_Church Рік тому +201

      @@fashfront Its because the societal odds are stacked against em. Its systemic. Slavery or something

    • @lilslavboi2171
      @lilslavboi2171 Рік тому +63

      @@Le_Church lolll

    • @ShiestyApe
      @ShiestyApe Рік тому

      @@Le_Church they don’t fight 1 on 1 because they used to be racially enslaved? How many times have you shit your diaper today smart guy?

    • @EkzdeeLFT
      @EkzdeeLFT Рік тому +46

      @@Le_Church LMAO

  • @ckjaytheactual
    @ckjaytheactual 11 місяців тому +12

    He had me at "they win" and it just... Kept going 😭

  • @xtop23
    @xtop23 Рік тому +725

    Gotta admit that's hilarious. The, "as many as your imagination can hold" line is hysterical.

  • @xtrasalt7210
    @xtrasalt7210 Рік тому +2571

    Race: Black
    Strength: Max
    Passive: Near-invisibility when it’s dark out

    • @archcampbell8487
      @archcampbell8487 Рік тому +122

      Special Ability:super speed

    • @micholaseneya
      @micholaseneya Рік тому +9

      @@archcampbell8487 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Thegreatone-tx1yl
      @Thegreatone-tx1yl Рік тому

      Special ability: being lazy and blaming their problems on good decent white men.

    • @jamarir3yt575
      @jamarir3yt575 Рік тому +60

      😂😂😂 special ability: sneak thief- can rummage and pick pocket more efficiently at night

    • @mcwaff8661
      @mcwaff8661 Рік тому +114

      Weak to: water, job applications and people in white suits.

  • @miecheybenjyJVCKS
    @miecheybenjyJVCKS 4 місяці тому +1

    “As many as your imagination can hold” sounded like Reading Rainbow 😂

  • @MrJMO78
    @MrJMO78 Рік тому +728

    “DAMN, THIS CLOUD IS AGGRESSIVE “
    ☁️😂☁️😂

  • @mitchelolson629
    @mitchelolson629 Рік тому +2715

    Theo is such a G because he almost never uses swear words or very profane statements. He just delivers like theo and says whatever. His upbringing made it easy for him to walk into any crowd and say the unthinkable and make friends I think.

    • @bigstepper4125
      @bigstepper4125 Рік тому +21

      I think 😂😂😂

    • @GmonkeyJ777
      @GmonkeyJ777 Рік тому +49

      He used to say the n word on stage... but for some reason I was cool with it because you can tell he didn't mean it in a racist way.

    • @booziebadazz1692
      @booziebadazz1692 Рік тому +5

      Dicey dicey

    • @mitchelolson629
      @mitchelolson629 Рік тому +32

      @@GmonkeyJ777 I mean honestly I have have said the n word in front of super black people and I would do it again in the right circumstances. I think the modern woke black or white person has weaponized thoughts, language, and potential way too much.
      Theo doesn't have a racist bone in his body, nor do I. It is the delivery that is key, and Theo delivers in such a handicap innocence it is hilarious and you feel almost guilty to get mad.

    • @brooksysdead
      @brooksysdead Рік тому +8

      He is very friendly and non threatening so he's easy for people to like. And Theo is funny as fuck. He's a real one👏

  • @wilsonmaldonado6948
    @wilsonmaldonado6948 Рік тому +52

    This guy is some sort of comedic savant, he just has this way that is incredibly attractive. I can see him blowing up big time. He even can be cast in Rom Com’s

    • @ryancarthen2198
      @ryancarthen2198 Рік тому +6

      He done blew up along time ago

    • @homie-da-clown7520
      @homie-da-clown7520 Рік тому

      Yeah this dude is pretty famous. Been so for like 15 years now. lol

    • @spacecash9721
      @spacecash9721 Рік тому +2

      hes worldwide famous but I feel you he's got lots of room to get bigger

    • @DrWoofOfficial
      @DrWoofOfficial 11 місяців тому

      I don’t get the joke

    • @alexmendez713
      @alexmendez713 11 місяців тому

      Bruh hes with joe rogan think hes well known my guy

  • @beershits9340
    @beershits9340 Рік тому +41

    Bro as a broke ass white dude who went to a black school in Louisiana and got jumped multiple times I felt this lmao

    • @MFAM-Joseph
      @MFAM-Joseph Рік тому +8

      Same bruh, South Louisiana is another world lmaoo

    • @ikannunaplays
      @ikannunaplays 11 місяців тому

      Same, south side Chicago

    • @mikeytodd7
      @mikeytodd7 10 місяців тому +1

      Baton Rouge here. I played baseball and football so I had some black buddies that would look out for me lol. Nothing cooler than having a group of big athletic black dudes have your back.

  • @psyfozim
    @psyfozim Рік тому +429

    Lmao "As many as your imagination can hold" 🤣

  • @baseformrolf6710
    @baseformrolf6710 Рік тому +1169

    You could see him thinking about how far he could push this every second & its hilarious 😂😂

    • @goose6619
      @goose6619 Рік тому +42

      *scratches head and thinks "damn they really let me go that far"

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid Рік тому

      Ye

    • @WhosThatTylerKid
      @WhosThatTylerKid Рік тому +2

      Facts I’m surprised he isn’t cancelled. Good for him tho lmao

    • @toziassmitt
      @toziassmitt Рік тому +2

      The fact you think he’s making this up on the spot 🤦🏼‍♂️ they write their material out, methodically and work and practice it so they can do it show after show. He’s not making it up as he goes or seeing how far he can push it. Ya’ll really are unaware

  • @markhodge5747
    @markhodge5747 11 місяців тому +9

    It never fails for me to have a deep guttural laugh every time I hear Theo

  • @LoveMiguelOhara
    @LoveMiguelOhara 4 місяці тому +1

    He has that good uncle humor

  • @JustRed916
    @JustRed916 Рік тому +528

    Im black, this joke was actually really funny. Being jumped by a different race is gonna be stressful to any race.

    • @beamer9872
      @beamer9872 Рік тому +49

      Being jumped at all is more then stressful tf you talkin about

    • @scuttleflip8650
      @scuttleflip8650 Рік тому +27

      @@beamer9872 mid-way through they're usually like "woah, woah, guys. This guy we're beating is also latino. What a grave mistake we've made."

    • @ajnakid2370
      @ajnakid2370 Рік тому

      Bot 🧠

    • @Darion350
      @Darion350 Рік тому +20

      @@beamer9872 True, but add racial discrimination to that beating and it gets worse. I'd rather be in a fight for a specific reason other than just the color of my skin.

    • @timothysmith4863
      @timothysmith4863 Рік тому +3

      Humor is subjective. I didn't laugh but I'm not offended.

  • @JohnGalt916
    @JohnGalt916 Рік тому +231

    I died when he said "this cloud is aggressive"

    • @ajtoofly7315
      @ajtoofly7315 Рік тому +11

      “And accurate!!!!”

    • @johnathan9404
      @johnathan9404 Рік тому

      @@ajtoofly7315 I died

    • @babyshaq6455
      @babyshaq6455 Рік тому

      I was already done when he said close you eyes😆 had nothing left

    • @Tacdelio
      @Tacdelio Рік тому

      @@ajtoofly7315 took me a minute to realize what he meant there. a black dude in a white backdrop would definitely stick out lol.

    • @cptbalao1810
      @cptbalao1810 Рік тому

      Rest in peace then

  • @E-Brightvoid
    @E-Brightvoid Рік тому +2

    Norm MacDonald would love that joke goddamn

    • @Whitehammer4u
      @Whitehammer4u 5 місяців тому

      Now I can hear him saying it word for word 😂😂😂!

  • @armaniransom9296
    @armaniransom9296 Рік тому +121

    😂😂😂😂 he ain’t lying you don’t be knowing who whoop yo ass 😂😂

    • @elliotspencer5300
      @elliotspencer5300 Рік тому +3

      Well whoopty doo😄😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @armaniransom9296
      @armaniransom9296 11 місяців тому

      @@elliotspencer5300 on bro 🤣🤣😂😂

    • @armaniransom9296
      @armaniransom9296 11 місяців тому

      @@tukos7370 bro shut tf up talking to me with that cap ass shit goofy before I pull your ip address

    • @armaniransom9296
      @armaniransom9296 11 місяців тому

      @@Shoom17 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 on god 😂🤣🤣

    • @jackmemphis777
      @jackmemphis777 8 місяців тому

      Then Mr. Glock pulls up

  • @nocapent8878
    @nocapent8878 Рік тому +101

    “They wheen dhuudee” 😂😂😂👍im done

  • @KingofcryptoMrKOC
    @KingofcryptoMrKOC Рік тому +567

    😂 I love it when we can joke on each other and not be afraid. Thanks 🙏

    • @NovaTech4
      @NovaTech4 Рік тому +20

      This is the stuff I love to see right here more acceptance and freedom, creates less anxiety on both sides

    • @pontfolid
      @pontfolid Рік тому +15

      @@NovaTech4 especially when it is realized that there are no sides

    • @shan5445
      @shan5445 Рік тому

      Racist

    • @NovaTech4
      @NovaTech4 Рік тому +2

      @@pontfolid i agree 👍

    • @imhimwhoyou
      @imhimwhoyou Рік тому +1

      I mean he his biracial both white and black is father is a dark skin man

  • @mattb3672
    @mattb3672 Рік тому +1

    If Tom Brady never went to the NFL 😂😂

  • @Jtroberts22
    @Jtroberts22 3 дні тому

    The realization on his face that some people might actually get offended is funny as hell.

  • @happydaddy9826
    @happydaddy9826 Рік тому +7

    He said "Just imagine fighting 5 white dudes......in a cloud"☁️ I just lost my💩
    LMFAO I'm dead!🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

  • @jackhanna7426
    @jackhanna7426 Рік тому +475

    "so are we going to split this plum or not dog"
    "dawg"

  • @elitehaxxor8025
    @elitehaxxor8025 Рік тому +329

    I honestly feel like Theo doesn't need to write material, he's just one of the most naturally funny people and can come up with a story in a heartbeat.

    • @SicXXX
      @SicXXX Рік тому +4

      Lol you gotta watch him on some of the podcasts he’s been on. Dude is legitimately just like that 😆 it’s not an act at all. His view on things is so hilarious.

    • @BeauTylerMakesMusic
      @BeauTylerMakesMusic Рік тому +6

      There’s an old video somewhere on UA-cam of him performing on shrooms. He improved the entire thing. It’s awkward a times and also brilliant at times. I recommend it :)

    • @edwardnigma4087
      @edwardnigma4087 Рік тому

      @@BeauTylerMakesMusic awkward at times? Dude was joking but not really joking about his brother molesting him, that shit was a bit more than awkward. Although the part about the Down syndrome friend he had and the mother says no he doesn’t have it, he’s just Irish, that shit had me dying laughing!

    • @krotchlickmeugh627
      @krotchlickmeugh627 Рік тому

      ​@@BeauTylerMakesMusic100% thats the first time i was introduced to theo. It broke my heart when i realized that he is simply a man afraid of the fame. He let it get to him immediately and he got stuck in the same hour of material forever. When all he needed to do was adopt what andrew Schultz does. Andrew sucks. But theo, theo is a savant

  • @riftsplitter2159
    @riftsplitter2159 11 місяців тому +2

    As a black dude that legit fought six black dudes at night....he isn't lying because you can't really see their asses in the heat of the moment.

  • @im-just-being-sarcastic
    @im-just-being-sarcastic Рік тому +1

    so that's why you feel turbulence on an airplane when flying through clouds.

  • @zamanimvukela4573
    @zamanimvukela4573 Рік тому +79

    He ain't even have to say the cloud thing, the first part was funny asf🤣🤣🤣💔

    • @ZootedSosa
      @ZootedSosa Рік тому +1

      Can’t take the joke?

    • @matias_rgt1429
      @matias_rgt1429 Рік тому +8

      @@ZootedSosa the second joke is there to prevent people from getting over-sensitive with skin color lol

    • @WickedestVoodoo
      @WickedestVoodoo Рік тому +5

      @@ZootedSosa pretty sure they took the joke well. So well that they said he didn't need to tell the second joke which implies they know the second joke was meant to soften the first joke. Which also means they were up for a stronger version of the joke because the chaser joke was not needed.

    • @zamanimvukela4573
      @zamanimvukela4573 Рік тому +3

      @@ZootedSosa read the wicked voodoo guys comment😂 I think you completel misunderstood my comment if you think I didn't find the first joke funny.

    • @zamanimvukela4573
      @zamanimvukela4573 Рік тому +2

      @@WickedestVoodoo yep, that's exactly what I meant😂 he didn't need to add the second part just to seem like he wasn't racist, I'm black and I found that joke funny if anything adding the cloud one kinda diluted effect of the first joke.

  • @butter_light9353
    @butter_light9353 Рік тому +136

    "imagine fighting 5 white dudes in a cloud"😂🤣

    • @SilvaFox
      @SilvaFox Рік тому +5

      Would have been better if he said "imagine you were fighting 5 white dudes on a really foggy day" Still hilarious tho!

    • @butter_light9353
      @butter_light9353 Рік тому +1

      @@SilvaFox lol that would have been good too!

    • @AD-wg8ik
      @AD-wg8ik Рік тому

      @@SilvaFox comedians use word economy. If a joke uses too many words for punch line it’s no longer funny

    • @SilvaFox
      @SilvaFox Рік тому

      @@AD-wg8ik old news bro. Literally everyone knows this...

  • @llcourt
    @llcourt 11 місяців тому +1

    I love red necks that are genuine good people like no homophobia or racism or misogyny at all, they’re always the funniest nicest and most sincere people you’ll meet

  • @imacloud11
    @imacloud11 Рік тому +297

    "as many as your imagination can hold"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ThaHulkster
    @ThaHulkster Рік тому +153

    The pain in his eyes when he says “as many as your imagination can hold”

  • @lenardosbornsjustice5948
    @lenardosbornsjustice5948 11 місяців тому

    This dude makes such a random situation so funny. “They win dude” the way he says it, he’s a true comedian

  • @vonkanon3091
    @vonkanon3091 11 місяців тому +1

    We walked out of a club in pompano beach Florida and there were about 6-8 young men jawing each other like they were ready to fight or at least working up to it. When we got to the car we noticed one of them laid their shirt over the side mirror of our car. My buddy removed it and laid it on the hood of the car next to ours. They immediately directed all their anger for each other toward us. We happened to be 5 white guys and yes they were all black. Only 3 of us were ever in fights before and only one was a professional MMA fighter. Long story short, we whooped all their asses not cause they were black, but because they were a bunch of green horn boys trying to be tough thinking we’d be scared cause they were badasses. Like most kids, they thought wrong. I like to think they learned a lesson their daddies should’ve taught them that day. Never judge a book by its cover.

  • @Skrambo92
    @Skrambo92 Рік тому +830

    The Asians hiding in a field of dandelions: "ancient Chinese secret technique, YELLOW FEVER" ""POW""

  • @riskr4802
    @riskr4802 Рік тому +36

    I’m dark asf n I’m dying because I have been in this situation n all you know is swing n move😂

  • @lindasibanyoni3317
    @lindasibanyoni3317 10 місяців тому

    Black dude sounds like DMX … and dang this pure gold

  • @MichaelAxelKlose
    @MichaelAxelKlose Рік тому +1

    Comedy is making a come back without people crying shame? WOW!

  • @felixf4378
    @felixf4378 Рік тому +289

    He's should have said a snow storm.

    • @powerowl2120
      @powerowl2120 Рік тому +76

      Yeah that's a good one, but you know hes a southerner he probably forgets snow is real

    • @TheRubberMatch
      @TheRubberMatch Рік тому +20

      Cloud is funnier

    • @entropyincrease864
      @entropyincrease864 Рік тому +2

      True that would be better

    • @mrlemons3318
      @mrlemons3318 Рік тому +1

      I was thinking fog

    • @quis3332
      @quis3332 Рік тому +4

      Fr who tf fighting in a cloud

  • @MrCitymontana
    @MrCitymontana Рік тому +30

    That bihh said “they win, they win dude” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @xfacemanx
      @xfacemanx Рік тому +1

      There's never one. Never.

    • @NarutoUzumaki-eo9fv
      @NarutoUzumaki-eo9fv Рік тому

      Hasn’t this sterotyped already been proved wrong? Like so wrong that people are saying white boys can fight mostly now, white guys be fighting so good that when they whoop a black guy they’ll call him a racist for it, I’ve always thought it was weird hearing black guys can fight better, like are they just a big group of weak black guys with small dicks that just come up with these stereotypes? Like Let’s just forget about all the amazing white fighters over thousands of years, Vikings 🤷‍♂️never happened, oh I guess we’d also have to forget about the military and all the country boys that usually are better then everyone else when they join, because black guys fight better.... I think it’s been proven that white guys are usually the better fighter, not trying to make a big deal out of a joke because it was a funny joke, just the black guys can fight sterotyped I think is mostly a racist stereotype that was just used to hate on white people, like if all white people was to make a saying that they was better at something and have people shoving the saying down other races throat... I’m sure people wouldn’t like it much, and black people would quickly call it racist and probably to make the saying about there own race... stereotypes are racist and usually good ones are usually lies just made to make a race look superior compared to others, comedy is fine, but we’ve all heard these racist stereotypes seriously said or believed by ignorant people

  • @harambe9461
    @harambe9461 Рік тому +1

    This guy says the most random unexpected shit ever and makes it funny

  • @thegatorhator6822
    @thegatorhator6822 Рік тому

    They only win because they always come at you with way more numbers lmao

  • @KiLLJOY1056
    @KiLLJOY1056 Рік тому +113

    Theo is funny because you always think he's gonna cross the line and say something horrible but he always saves himself right at the end 🤣

  • @kourtneyr.scruggs0988
    @kourtneyr.scruggs0988 Рік тому +13

    As a black dude who has been jumped by five black dudes at night I can contest that Theo is spitting nothing but fucking facts. I don’t care what nobody says that shit is scary. All you see is 👀 and 🦷 and all you feel is a hundred and seventy thousand hits, kicks and fists showering down on you like hot summer rain. You’re swinging but you don’t know where to aim, and because you’re swinging you’re not protecting your head and face, so now all you see is the occasional blast of white light that indicates to you that you’re incurring too many concussions in this fight and it’s advised that you make your escape. But you’re young and proud and watch too much anime and you’re bent on thugging it out because Goku and Naruto wouldn’t quit so you gather up all your hidden potential and cry out with all that unleashed power, still swinging at the night in your war against darkness itself *”KAIOKE-“*
    And then you wake up the next morning in a field two blocks away from where you were buck naked and covered in powdered sugar.

    • @DiscoveredTraits
      @DiscoveredTraits Рік тому +1

      my negro

    • @everettplummer9725
      @everettplummer9725 Рік тому +2

      I was jump by five athletic men, around twenty years, all over six feet tall. Having just beat a man to death, across the street, while I was on the phone. They didn't know me, or had any issues with me. But they sure tried their best to kill me. Bricks were zinging past, and bouncing off my body, and my only thoughts, were of my wife. Sorry, that you to were violated, I hope you dodged the PTSD bullet. Peace.

  • @fanout9921
    @fanout9921 Рік тому +1

    Bro I thought this was Tom Brady😂

  • @BalancedbyMaryJane
    @BalancedbyMaryJane 2 місяці тому

    Exceptional HUMAN BEING on display right there...& seriously fucking humorous! 😂

  • @trentcallahan4398
    @trentcallahan4398 Рік тому +40

    So basically it was a 1 on 1.. you mind held 5 😂😂😂

  • @cenomoore9136
    @cenomoore9136 Рік тому +149

    I’m crying 😭😭this why comedy and comedians need to be protected at all cost

    • @beamer9872
      @beamer9872 Рік тому +2

      If this joke has you dead, wait until you hear anything else🔥🔥

    • @firesoul2678
      @firesoul2678 Рік тому +3

      It was so mid so many people make this joke it aint rlly funny.

    • @jordanwilliams3527
      @jordanwilliams3527 Рік тому

      @Transitory Moon facts

  • @EBMSCHOLARS
    @EBMSCHOLARS 11 місяців тому +1

    I’m black (African) and I didn’t get the joke at first until I also closed my eyes assuming fighting black guy during the night 🤣🤣🤣 this is so funny and accurate

  • @azFlash89
    @azFlash89 Рік тому +1

    Aggressive.. and ACCURATE! LOL

  • @chi_chai
    @chi_chai Рік тому +75

    Black dude: "Damn Das a scrappy cloud"
    White dude: "Damn Das a scrappy shadow"

    • @xObscureMars
      @xObscureMars Рік тому

      More like, black dudes, "do you feel those little wind puffs hitting you"?, And white dude be like, "what was that a brick on front of a car"?

    • @BlackMetalGraffiti
      @BlackMetalGraffiti Рік тому

      @@xObscureMars yeah okay. Those little wind puffs conquered like 90% of this planet. I also bet you hit like a bitch personally.

    • @chicken4090
      @chicken4090 Рік тому

      @@xObscureMars damn honestly bein from nyc, i KNOW i would fuck you up

    • @tonywolfemusic5920
      @tonywolfemusic5920 Рік тому

      @@xObscureMars you’re definitely white, and feel bad about it. Keep trying, man.

  • @gmorrison1962
    @gmorrison1962 Рік тому +6

    They win because there's always more than one!

  • @justkontreal7858
    @justkontreal7858 6 місяців тому

    Lmao , he got a point. Lord bless his heart cuz.

  • @brindlebucker4741
    @brindlebucker4741 11 місяців тому +1

    Modern guy with a soul from the 80s

  • @KanekiAtOtaku
    @KanekiAtOtaku Рік тому +670

    In middle school, my best friend Jamal had a very dark skin tone. That man, 😂😂 he knew it and played his cards right all the time.
    We were one of the last to leave the classroom and someone ahead of us turned off the light. He smacked the hell out of me and vanished 🤣. We got in trouble because we couldn’t stop laughing on the floor.
    I miss that man 🥺, he was and is a great dude still

    • @WayneWilcots
      @WayneWilcots Рік тому +10

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @I_got_the_keys
      @I_got_the_keys Рік тому +8

      Nice joke but I call your story cap because if you turn the light off it doesn't matter if you dark dark or white white the room goes dark but like I said nice joke

    • @KanekiAtOtaku
      @KanekiAtOtaku Рік тому

      @@I_got_the_keys if you think I’m gonna argue with a troll, you’re wrong af 🤣.
      Idgaf If you think it’s real or not, nor am I giving you personal info to stalk me, ya creeping ahh 💀.
      My boy Jamal and my friends all remember that day and that’s good for me.
      You should get some friends yourself so you have less time replying to commits that have nothing to deal with your ugly ahhhh

    • @wika1117
      @wika1117 Рік тому +41

      @@I_got_the_keys I'm sure that room wasn't in a basement so natural light illuminates enough to not be pitch black

    • @I_got_the_keys
      @I_got_the_keys Рік тому +2

      @@wika1117 that something a racist would say 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @ayalexis9851
    @ayalexis9851 Рік тому +69

    “TheyWin!” 😂😂😂

    • @davidwade4291
      @davidwade4291 Рік тому +2

      I hated the racists at my high school. Fortunately, they lost every fight they every picked with the black kids. Hard to say you’re the super race when you end up bloody on the floor every time. 😂

    • @alexandermorales402
      @alexandermorales402 Рік тому

      @@davidwade4291 🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯

  • @soakedbearrd
    @soakedbearrd 11 місяців тому

    It’s just comes out naturally for him with no malice

  • @chriswilcox3383
    @chriswilcox3383 Рік тому +96

    Yo, we gonna split this plum or what.. we in this together 😂

    • @jessnotmylastname8955
      @jessnotmylastname8955 11 місяців тому +1

      Gang gang

    • @zwood1838
      @zwood1838 11 місяців тому +1

      Fuck yes brother......onward

    • @MickMcGarnackle
      @MickMcGarnackle 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@jessnotmylastname8955Gotta have the gang gang!
      *crip walks out the room*

  • @ninja_rips
    @ninja_rips Рік тому +4

    Oh damn I thought that was Tom Brady
    Lemme put my glasses back on 😅

    • @marinowalker1573
      @marinowalker1573 Рік тому

      Bro said same thing Tom Brady like if he didn’t play Football 🏈🤣

  • @user-vl6cd5hm8f
    @user-vl6cd5hm8f Рік тому

    How dare u use this one that’s how precious this is

  • @DrSlideit
    @DrSlideit Рік тому

    This fool is hilarious. Mad love for this ese!

  • @user-gk2cg2th9h
    @user-gk2cg2th9h Рік тому +31

    The "and accurate" is so funny when you really think about it😂

    • @rickyrickharris4908
      @rickyrickharris4908 Рік тому +2

      Why?? I actually thought that part didnt make much since.

    • @bradleyhommerson6541
      @bradleyhommerson6541 Рік тому

      @@rickyrickharris4908 your grammar isn't accurate🤣😂🤣

    • @robbiewilliamson357
      @robbiewilliamson357 Рік тому +1

      @@rickyrickharris4908 the joke is black dudes swing wild

    • @james7294
      @james7294 Рік тому +1

      The whole joke was accurate funny as hell

  • @monkefan7507
    @monkefan7507 Рік тому +94

    Both teams can be invisible

    • @joeschmoe1645
      @joeschmoe1645 Рік тому +1

      How commonly do u fight on a cloud

    • @DaveOh
      @DaveOh Рік тому +4

      @@joeschmoe1645 as commonly as I’ve fought people at night

    • @genericyoutubeuser8957
      @genericyoutubeuser8957 Рік тому

      @@joeschmoe1645 All the time, but usually only in the dark at night.

    • @kylekissack4633
      @kylekissack4633 Рік тому

      Just a joke bro

  • @marvinrandolph3731
    @marvinrandolph3731 Рік тому +22

    Theo is hilarious I remember when he was just a cast member on the real world back in the day never thought he'd be a famous comedian right on Theo keep doing what you do buddy

    • @chrisgaddy10
      @chrisgaddy10 Рік тому +1

      That where I know him from! Dude hasn't aged!

  • @shyshy0.0
    @shyshy0.0 Рік тому +43

    Lmaoo...he said this cloud is aggressive😂😂😂😂

  • @kelog5446
    @kelog5446 Рік тому +1

    A black guy getting jumped by 5 white dudes...to quote the short guy on princess bride... INCONCEIVABLE

  • @birdie5846
    @birdie5846 Рік тому +1

    tom brady is hilarious

  • @atpeacewitme3685
    @atpeacewitme3685 Рік тому +11

    Saves what… that shit halarious I love Theo vonn. He funny with out trying to be 😂

  • @NickMcHardyGolfs
    @NickMcHardyGolfs Рік тому +28

    The guy who captioned this:
    😐
    “And white kids are horrible too”
    😂🤣😂🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣😂😂 NOW I CAN LAUGH 😆🤣🤣😂😂😆

  • @benellis8844
    @benellis8844 Рік тому

    This is a masterful setup, also great followup

  • @GiGi1217
    @GiGi1217 Рік тому +1

    Theo funny as hell. Gotta love this crazy ass guy. Never know what's gonna come out of his mouth, he don't either.

  • @SA-wk4dy
    @SA-wk4dy Рік тому +16

    There wasn't anything to save the whole thing was perfection.

  • @kjam185
    @kjam185 Рік тому +40

    Aw man that hurts, I'm midnight black, I'm crying

    • @XplicitTruth444
      @XplicitTruth444 Рік тому

      I can’t tell if you’re serious or joking OR if you’re actually just a cringey ass white guy

  • @user-yr9di3jv2l
    @user-yr9di3jv2l 9 місяців тому +1

    Theo killing it

  • @wafflestomper6958
    @wafflestomper6958 3 місяці тому +1

    Thats why its important to carry and train

  • @organicwins91
    @organicwins91 Рік тому +62

    No need for “saving” - even without the last line about the cloud, it still would have been good enough..
    Whoever gets butthurt then oh well…

    • @brandoncouch6913
      @brandoncouch6913 Рік тому

      Nah man in this day and age right now you have to be extra careful to not be labeled as a racist. Shits sad.

    • @meltingsnowflakes8311
      @meltingsnowflakes8311 Рік тому +2

      Nahh I agree with op. Only way to reverse all the snowflakes is by verbal burns

    • @Afro.G.
      @Afro.G. Рік тому

      It made it funnier. The joke about not being able to see black people in the dark is ancient. The one about not being able to see what people in a cloud is first time I've heard that

  • @kevinwalters7180
    @kevinwalters7180 Рік тому +14

    Gene, I'm also a person of color, I was laughing my ass off at the this dude. Laughing while I am texting.😂😂😂. It's comedy people, we need to stop allowing ourselves to be controlled by this racial shjt. Just relax,and enjoy the light moments.

  • @rburney1234
    @rburney1234 10 місяців тому +22

    Imagine you're fighting a group of Karen's at a Starbucks

    • @lr6865
      @lr6865 10 місяців тому +1

      Agressivvvve! Lol Damn, straws and cups be flyin through the air💩🤡

    • @brianortiz6738
      @brianortiz6738 9 місяців тому

      Boooooo

    • @jamesbernard6841
      @jamesbernard6841 8 місяців тому

      Most underrated comment right here😅😂 I'm weak

  • @randyenkerton5015
    @randyenkerton5015 Рік тому +1

    As a Black man I can confirm🤣🤣

  • @kevinl9180
    @kevinl9180 11 місяців тому

    Theo was always like this, I remember him on road rules... always funny

  • @trreee5457
    @trreee5457 Рік тому +1

    You don’t need to imagine it, that’s how they fight.

  • @GucciManecubus
    @GucciManecubus Рік тому +60

    My nigga you didn't have to swing the other way. It was perfect just the way it was.

    • @dennislawless3563
      @dennislawless3563 Рік тому +2

      Fr he prolly thinking of the ❄️

    • @onlyxreek
      @onlyxreek Рік тому +4

      facts he felt the crowd get a little stiff

    • @brunolomeli1147
      @brunolomeli1147 Рік тому

      @Phatty McNasty I’m Mexican from Compton and No says shit to me for saying

    • @charlesbrown4483
      @charlesbrown4483 Рік тому +1

      @Phatty McNasty I’m white. Nigga. You gonna cry?

    • @ZootedSosa
      @ZootedSosa Рік тому +6

      @@charlesbrown4483 we got a tough guy over here everybody be afraid

  • @billywampler2852
    @billywampler2852 Рік тому +3

    Man I love Theo so much, he is just 100% himself all the time