Thank you for being a fun person who isn't overly sensitive. I appreciate people like that. 😂 people can't handle jokes these days so that's refreshing lol
@@redneckrambo9626The only ones to ever get offended by jokes like these are "woke" white people. Always getting offended for another race. It's quite annoying and ironically racist aswell.
I don't think he said it for the folks with darker skin. White people feel guilty easily apparently and comedians even it out for it to be more comfortable for people with privilege. Like yes, you're allowed to laugh as well, the people surrounding you don't care. 😂 Comedians feel the need to do this a lot now.
@Grichka Bogdanoff Eh, the south and the west doesn’t know what snow is. So you got to give them slack for not knowing much except it’s snow, and it’s a “storm” the north, east and even the heartland just see so much snow every year that a blizzard is like world ending snow. 5 foot snow drifts in one night etc. will we see that? Likely not. But on average we get like 6-12 inches of snow and it just isn’t worthy of being called a “blizzard”
Theo is such a G because he almost never uses swear words or very profane statements. He just delivers like theo and says whatever. His upbringing made it easy for him to walk into any crowd and say the unthinkable and make friends I think.
@@GmonkeyJ777 I mean honestly I have have said the n word in front of super black people and I would do it again in the right circumstances. I think the modern woke black or white person has weaponized thoughts, language, and potential way too much. Theo doesn't have a racist bone in his body, nor do I. It is the delivery that is key, and Theo delivers in such a handicap innocence it is hilarious and you feel almost guilty to get mad.
This guy is some sort of comedic savant, he just has this way that is incredibly attractive. I can see him blowing up big time. He even can be cast in Rom Com’s
Baton Rouge here. I played baseball and football so I had some black buddies that would look out for me lol. Nothing cooler than having a group of big athletic black dudes have your back.
The fact you think he’s making this up on the spot 🤦🏼♂️ they write their material out, methodically and work and practice it so they can do it show after show. He’s not making it up as he goes or seeing how far he can push it. Ya’ll really are unaware
@@beamer9872 True, but add racial discrimination to that beating and it gets worse. I'd rather be in a fight for a specific reason other than just the color of my skin.
I honestly feel like Theo doesn't need to write material, he's just one of the most naturally funny people and can come up with a story in a heartbeat.
Lol you gotta watch him on some of the podcasts he’s been on. Dude is legitimately just like that 😆 it’s not an act at all. His view on things is so hilarious.
There’s an old video somewhere on UA-cam of him performing on shrooms. He improved the entire thing. It’s awkward a times and also brilliant at times. I recommend it :)
@@BeauTylerMakesMusic awkward at times? Dude was joking but not really joking about his brother molesting him, that shit was a bit more than awkward. Although the part about the Down syndrome friend he had and the mother says no he doesn’t have it, he’s just Irish, that shit had me dying laughing!
@@BeauTylerMakesMusic100% thats the first time i was introduced to theo. It broke my heart when i realized that he is simply a man afraid of the fame. He let it get to him immediately and he got stuck in the same hour of material forever. When all he needed to do was adopt what andrew Schultz does. Andrew sucks. But theo, theo is a savant
@@ZootedSosa pretty sure they took the joke well. So well that they said he didn't need to tell the second joke which implies they know the second joke was meant to soften the first joke. Which also means they were up for a stronger version of the joke because the chaser joke was not needed.
@@WickedestVoodoo yep, that's exactly what I meant😂 he didn't need to add the second part just to seem like he wasn't racist, I'm black and I found that joke funny if anything adding the cloud one kinda diluted effect of the first joke.
I love red necks that are genuine good people like no homophobia or racism or misogyny at all, they’re always the funniest nicest and most sincere people you’ll meet
We walked out of a club in pompano beach Florida and there were about 6-8 young men jawing each other like they were ready to fight or at least working up to it. When we got to the car we noticed one of them laid their shirt over the side mirror of our car. My buddy removed it and laid it on the hood of the car next to ours. They immediately directed all their anger for each other toward us. We happened to be 5 white guys and yes they were all black. Only 3 of us were ever in fights before and only one was a professional MMA fighter. Long story short, we whooped all their asses not cause they were black, but because they were a bunch of green horn boys trying to be tough thinking we’d be scared cause they were badasses. Like most kids, they thought wrong. I like to think they learned a lesson their daddies should’ve taught them that day. Never judge a book by its cover.
Hasn’t this sterotyped already been proved wrong? Like so wrong that people are saying white boys can fight mostly now, white guys be fighting so good that when they whoop a black guy they’ll call him a racist for it, I’ve always thought it was weird hearing black guys can fight better, like are they just a big group of weak black guys with small dicks that just come up with these stereotypes? Like Let’s just forget about all the amazing white fighters over thousands of years, Vikings 🤷♂️never happened, oh I guess we’d also have to forget about the military and all the country boys that usually are better then everyone else when they join, because black guys fight better.... I think it’s been proven that white guys are usually the better fighter, not trying to make a big deal out of a joke because it was a funny joke, just the black guys can fight sterotyped I think is mostly a racist stereotype that was just used to hate on white people, like if all white people was to make a saying that they was better at something and have people shoving the saying down other races throat... I’m sure people wouldn’t like it much, and black people would quickly call it racist and probably to make the saying about there own race... stereotypes are racist and usually good ones are usually lies just made to make a race look superior compared to others, comedy is fine, but we’ve all heard these racist stereotypes seriously said or believed by ignorant people
As a black dude who has been jumped by five black dudes at night I can contest that Theo is spitting nothing but fucking facts. I don’t care what nobody says that shit is scary. All you see is 👀 and 🦷 and all you feel is a hundred and seventy thousand hits, kicks and fists showering down on you like hot summer rain. You’re swinging but you don’t know where to aim, and because you’re swinging you’re not protecting your head and face, so now all you see is the occasional blast of white light that indicates to you that you’re incurring too many concussions in this fight and it’s advised that you make your escape. But you’re young and proud and watch too much anime and you’re bent on thugging it out because Goku and Naruto wouldn’t quit so you gather up all your hidden potential and cry out with all that unleashed power, still swinging at the night in your war against darkness itself *”KAIOKE-“* And then you wake up the next morning in a field two blocks away from where you were buck naked and covered in powdered sugar.
I was jump by five athletic men, around twenty years, all over six feet tall. Having just beat a man to death, across the street, while I was on the phone. They didn't know me, or had any issues with me. But they sure tried their best to kill me. Bricks were zinging past, and bouncing off my body, and my only thoughts, were of my wife. Sorry, that you to were violated, I hope you dodged the PTSD bullet. Peace.
I’m black (African) and I didn’t get the joke at first until I also closed my eyes assuming fighting black guy during the night 🤣🤣🤣 this is so funny and accurate
In middle school, my best friend Jamal had a very dark skin tone. That man, 😂😂 he knew it and played his cards right all the time. We were one of the last to leave the classroom and someone ahead of us turned off the light. He smacked the hell out of me and vanished 🤣. We got in trouble because we couldn’t stop laughing on the floor. I miss that man 🥺, he was and is a great dude still
Nice joke but I call your story cap because if you turn the light off it doesn't matter if you dark dark or white white the room goes dark but like I said nice joke
@@I_got_the_keys if you think I’m gonna argue with a troll, you’re wrong af 🤣. Idgaf If you think it’s real or not, nor am I giving you personal info to stalk me, ya creeping ahh 💀. My boy Jamal and my friends all remember that day and that’s good for me. You should get some friends yourself so you have less time replying to commits that have nothing to deal with your ugly ahhhh
I hated the racists at my high school. Fortunately, they lost every fight they every picked with the black kids. Hard to say you’re the super race when you end up bloody on the floor every time. 😂
Theo is hilarious I remember when he was just a cast member on the real world back in the day never thought he'd be a famous comedian right on Theo keep doing what you do buddy
It made it funnier. The joke about not being able to see black people in the dark is ancient. The one about not being able to see what people in a cloud is first time I've heard that
Gene, I'm also a person of color, I was laughing my ass off at the this dude. Laughing while I am texting.😂😂😂. It's comedy people, we need to stop allowing ourselves to be controlled by this racial shjt. Just relax,and enjoy the light moments.
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Didn't know Tom Brady was a comedian lol
I’ve never even seen Walmart misspelled before. Get your life together brother.
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Wack
As many as your imagination can hold 💀
He could only hold five in there.
😆😂🤣
@@martinnielsen5851 brooo 😂😂😂😂
Shadow clones
Funny thing is it was probably just one, and it was so dark that he thought he was being targeted by multiple people 🤣💀
Imagine Riley Reid’s
The way he said “now close your eyes” was funny
Thank you for commenting this I didn’t hear it at first but you’re totally right theos a treasure
It’s a reference from the movie “A time to kill” Mathew Mcconaughey used that in Court
Thanks for the clarification
The darkness is not your ally
@@theVictor-isVonDoom u can see things with your mind. Once u stop seeing with ur eyes.
“As many as your imagination can hold” he said that like he was reading a Christmas book
😂😂😂
Lmao 😂
Gold
4 black dudes and 1 white "progresif" girl walks to the bar......
He had to do it, so some white ass woke bitch don't cancel him for being funny.
As a black guy myself he didn’t even have to throw in the cloud analogy the close your eyes bit was already funny as hell 😂
Thank you for being a fun person who isn't overly sensitive.
I appreciate people like that. 😂 people can't handle jokes these days so that's refreshing lol
@@redneckrambo9626The only ones to ever get offended by jokes like these are "woke" white people. Always getting offended for another race. It's quite annoying and ironically racist aswell.
As a black, I second thy statement😅
At night, close your eyes😂killt me
I would have went with "Snow storm" but sure, imagine you're in a cloud for some reason first XD
I don't think he said it for the folks with darker skin. White people feel guilty easily apparently and comedians even it out for it to be more comfortable for people with privilege. Like yes, you're allowed to laugh as well, the people surrounding you don't care. 😂
Comedians feel the need to do this a lot now.
"A shadow of black people"
"A cloud of white people"
That's a good one
*snow storm
Lol 😂
@Grichka Bogdanoff
Eh, the south and the west doesn’t know what snow is. So you got to give them slack for not knowing much except it’s snow, and it’s a “storm”
the north, east and even the heartland just see so much snow every year that a blizzard is like world ending snow. 5 foot snow drifts in one night etc. will we see that? Likely not. But on average we get like 6-12 inches of snow and it just isn’t worthy of being called a “blizzard”
A curry wave of browns
Being black,this shit had me laughing hard as hell,if we can dish it,we better take it
The first half was definitely funny but stop throating white people bruh 😂
@@realtalk2046 you're just mad that your throat isn't seeing as much White sausage.
I got something here you can take😏
All races, facts
get of your knees. you’ll never be white
Theo reminds me of so many kids and friends I grew up with. Rough upbringing with a heart of gold.
NOLA produces guys like him all the time. Something about that city really puts things into the proper perspective when you're at your lowest.
thats me 😂
@@MickMcGarnacklewhats NOLA?
@@redefinedliving5974 New Orleans, Louisiana
“And accurate “ advanced humor 💀💀
How so?
@@chapchappington2475 that part was actually a racist joke 😅. And by no means true
@@caryoulwhitty what, r white people known for being accurate?
Update me of the character stats pls
@@FSCreations168 it's a joke. Chill
@@caryoulwhitty when did I say something angry? I even made a joke about character stats???
I'm a person of color and I found this shit funny as hell
It's all good his shit is hilarious af 😂
@@Renegade15 same
Wow so cool don’t care moon cricket
Are you blue or green?
Im a person of beige & fur in the right places
“As many as your imagination can hold”
That line broke me.
The delivery was spot on ahaha
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn near killed me!!
That was it 😭
Such whimsy in it
"Brovo six, going dark."
*strips clothes*
lmao
Tom Brady's really embracing his retirement
Ha
@@RickyAnderson-fk7pv ha
@@derekgill5953ha
Bruh😂😂😂
Bro you can see the PTSD replay after he says “as many as your imagination can hold” 😭😭
Yep
100%
Na bro he's coming up with the rest of the story
@@jumpenjack1 ong bro was just trying to remember the punchline
@@jumpenjack1 Nah he really got jumped
The Mexicans hiding in the mud
"Shhhhhh he's coming"
Bruh I’m weak 💀
@llorT or in the trees, if ya know what I mean
😂😂😂
@@rrai- damn they read about Vietnam😂😂😂
@@rrai- wait the Chilean tree robbers aren't very well educated? I would have never guessed😂😂
Theo is a human treasure fr
If the clouds fight back its time to put the blunt down
He didn't save nothing. That joke was gold the whole time
i dont get whats funny about anything he said, what parts the punchline?
@@Uncivil_Dreams not everyone has the same sense of humor simple as that move on
No he did try to save it notice he scratches his head like ishhh i just made a back joke 🤣 lol which i know most black folks wouldn't even care lol
@@Uncivil_Dreams it's hard to see black people at night or white people in some clouds
@@salty_cracker69 wym move on, i moved on right after i commented lol, you seem a bit agitated there bud😂
“They win”
“I got jumped by 5 black dudes”
They never fight one on one.
@@fashfront Its because the societal odds are stacked against em. Its systemic. Slavery or something
@@Le_Church lolll
@@Le_Church they don’t fight 1 on 1 because they used to be racially enslaved? How many times have you shit your diaper today smart guy?
@@Le_Church LMAO
He had me at "they win" and it just... Kept going 😭
Gotta admit that's hilarious. The, "as many as your imagination can hold" line is hysterical.
And oh so true!
Race: Black
Strength: Max
Passive: Near-invisibility when it’s dark out
Special Ability:super speed
@@archcampbell8487 🤣🤣🤣
Special ability: being lazy and blaming their problems on good decent white men.
😂😂😂 special ability: sneak thief- can rummage and pick pocket more efficiently at night
Weak to: water, job applications and people in white suits.
“As many as your imagination can hold” sounded like Reading Rainbow 😂
“DAMN, THIS CLOUD IS AGGRESSIVE “
☁️😂☁️😂
“AND ACCURATEEEE!!”
😭
And Accurate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🪦
🤣🤣🤣
That was funny 😁 😂
Theo is such a G because he almost never uses swear words or very profane statements. He just delivers like theo and says whatever. His upbringing made it easy for him to walk into any crowd and say the unthinkable and make friends I think.
I think 😂😂😂
He used to say the n word on stage... but for some reason I was cool with it because you can tell he didn't mean it in a racist way.
Dicey dicey
@@GmonkeyJ777 I mean honestly I have have said the n word in front of super black people and I would do it again in the right circumstances. I think the modern woke black or white person has weaponized thoughts, language, and potential way too much.
Theo doesn't have a racist bone in his body, nor do I. It is the delivery that is key, and Theo delivers in such a handicap innocence it is hilarious and you feel almost guilty to get mad.
He is very friendly and non threatening so he's easy for people to like. And Theo is funny as fuck. He's a real one👏
This guy is some sort of comedic savant, he just has this way that is incredibly attractive. I can see him blowing up big time. He even can be cast in Rom Com’s
He done blew up along time ago
Yeah this dude is pretty famous. Been so for like 15 years now. lol
hes worldwide famous but I feel you he's got lots of room to get bigger
I don’t get the joke
Bruh hes with joe rogan think hes well known my guy
Bro as a broke ass white dude who went to a black school in Louisiana and got jumped multiple times I felt this lmao
Same bruh, South Louisiana is another world lmaoo
Same, south side Chicago
Baton Rouge here. I played baseball and football so I had some black buddies that would look out for me lol. Nothing cooler than having a group of big athletic black dudes have your back.
Lmao "As many as your imagination can hold" 🤣
Genius
stolllllllennnnn
You could see him thinking about how far he could push this every second & its hilarious 😂😂
*scratches head and thinks "damn they really let me go that far"
Ye
Facts I’m surprised he isn’t cancelled. Good for him tho lmao
The fact you think he’s making this up on the spot 🤦🏼♂️ they write their material out, methodically and work and practice it so they can do it show after show. He’s not making it up as he goes or seeing how far he can push it. Ya’ll really are unaware
It never fails for me to have a deep guttural laugh every time I hear Theo
He has that good uncle humor
Im black, this joke was actually really funny. Being jumped by a different race is gonna be stressful to any race.
Being jumped at all is more then stressful tf you talkin about
@@beamer9872 mid-way through they're usually like "woah, woah, guys. This guy we're beating is also latino. What a grave mistake we've made."
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@@beamer9872 True, but add racial discrimination to that beating and it gets worse. I'd rather be in a fight for a specific reason other than just the color of my skin.
Humor is subjective. I didn't laugh but I'm not offended.
I died when he said "this cloud is aggressive"
“And accurate!!!!”
@@ajtoofly7315 I died
I was already done when he said close you eyes😆 had nothing left
@@ajtoofly7315 took me a minute to realize what he meant there. a black dude in a white backdrop would definitely stick out lol.
Rest in peace then
Norm MacDonald would love that joke goddamn
Now I can hear him saying it word for word 😂😂😂!
😂😂😂😂 he ain’t lying you don’t be knowing who whoop yo ass 😂😂
Well whoopty doo😄😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@elliotspencer5300 on bro 🤣🤣😂😂
@@tukos7370 bro shut tf up talking to me with that cap ass shit goofy before I pull your ip address
@@Shoom17 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 on god 😂🤣🤣
Then Mr. Glock pulls up
“They wheen dhuudee” 😂😂😂👍im done
😂 I love it when we can joke on each other and not be afraid. Thanks 🙏
This is the stuff I love to see right here more acceptance and freedom, creates less anxiety on both sides
@@NovaTech4 especially when it is realized that there are no sides
Racist
@@pontfolid i agree 👍
I mean he his biracial both white and black is father is a dark skin man
If Tom Brady never went to the NFL 😂😂
The realization on his face that some people might actually get offended is funny as hell.
He said "Just imagine fighting 5 white dudes......in a cloud"☁️ I just lost my💩
LMFAO I'm dead!🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
"so are we going to split this plum or not dog"
"dawg"
Dawg
Dawg
Dawg
Dog..🙃
Definitely not after that game. They just stole it
I honestly feel like Theo doesn't need to write material, he's just one of the most naturally funny people and can come up with a story in a heartbeat.
Lol you gotta watch him on some of the podcasts he’s been on. Dude is legitimately just like that 😆 it’s not an act at all. His view on things is so hilarious.
There’s an old video somewhere on UA-cam of him performing on shrooms. He improved the entire thing. It’s awkward a times and also brilliant at times. I recommend it :)
@@BeauTylerMakesMusic awkward at times? Dude was joking but not really joking about his brother molesting him, that shit was a bit more than awkward. Although the part about the Down syndrome friend he had and the mother says no he doesn’t have it, he’s just Irish, that shit had me dying laughing!
@@BeauTylerMakesMusic100% thats the first time i was introduced to theo. It broke my heart when i realized that he is simply a man afraid of the fame. He let it get to him immediately and he got stuck in the same hour of material forever. When all he needed to do was adopt what andrew Schultz does. Andrew sucks. But theo, theo is a savant
As a black dude that legit fought six black dudes at night....he isn't lying because you can't really see their asses in the heat of the moment.
so that's why you feel turbulence on an airplane when flying through clouds.
He ain't even have to say the cloud thing, the first part was funny asf🤣🤣🤣💔
Can’t take the joke?
@@ZootedSosa the second joke is there to prevent people from getting over-sensitive with skin color lol
@@ZootedSosa pretty sure they took the joke well. So well that they said he didn't need to tell the second joke which implies they know the second joke was meant to soften the first joke. Which also means they were up for a stronger version of the joke because the chaser joke was not needed.
@@ZootedSosa read the wicked voodoo guys comment😂 I think you completel misunderstood my comment if you think I didn't find the first joke funny.
@@WickedestVoodoo yep, that's exactly what I meant😂 he didn't need to add the second part just to seem like he wasn't racist, I'm black and I found that joke funny if anything adding the cloud one kinda diluted effect of the first joke.
"imagine fighting 5 white dudes in a cloud"😂🤣
Would have been better if he said "imagine you were fighting 5 white dudes on a really foggy day" Still hilarious tho!
@@SilvaFox lol that would have been good too!
@@SilvaFox comedians use word economy. If a joke uses too many words for punch line it’s no longer funny
@@AD-wg8ik old news bro. Literally everyone knows this...
I love red necks that are genuine good people like no homophobia or racism or misogyny at all, they’re always the funniest nicest and most sincere people you’ll meet
"as many as your imagination can hold"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The pain in his eyes when he says “as many as your imagination can hold”
This dude makes such a random situation so funny. “They win dude” the way he says it, he’s a true comedian
We walked out of a club in pompano beach Florida and there were about 6-8 young men jawing each other like they were ready to fight or at least working up to it. When we got to the car we noticed one of them laid their shirt over the side mirror of our car. My buddy removed it and laid it on the hood of the car next to ours. They immediately directed all their anger for each other toward us. We happened to be 5 white guys and yes they were all black. Only 3 of us were ever in fights before and only one was a professional MMA fighter. Long story short, we whooped all their asses not cause they were black, but because they were a bunch of green horn boys trying to be tough thinking we’d be scared cause they were badasses. Like most kids, they thought wrong. I like to think they learned a lesson their daddies should’ve taught them that day. Never judge a book by its cover.
The Asians hiding in a field of dandelions: "ancient Chinese secret technique, YELLOW FEVER" ""POW""
Now this is comedy 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmfao ☠️
LMAO
BRUHHHH LMFAO
Nobody fights Asian people we not about to get the Bruce lee treatment out here
I’m dark asf n I’m dying because I have been in this situation n all you know is swing n move😂
Black dude sounds like DMX … and dang this pure gold
Comedy is making a come back without people crying shame? WOW!
He's should have said a snow storm.
Yeah that's a good one, but you know hes a southerner he probably forgets snow is real
Cloud is funnier
True that would be better
I was thinking fog
Fr who tf fighting in a cloud
That bihh said “they win, they win dude” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There's never one. Never.
Hasn’t this sterotyped already been proved wrong? Like so wrong that people are saying white boys can fight mostly now, white guys be fighting so good that when they whoop a black guy they’ll call him a racist for it, I’ve always thought it was weird hearing black guys can fight better, like are they just a big group of weak black guys with small dicks that just come up with these stereotypes? Like Let’s just forget about all the amazing white fighters over thousands of years, Vikings 🤷♂️never happened, oh I guess we’d also have to forget about the military and all the country boys that usually are better then everyone else when they join, because black guys fight better.... I think it’s been proven that white guys are usually the better fighter, not trying to make a big deal out of a joke because it was a funny joke, just the black guys can fight sterotyped I think is mostly a racist stereotype that was just used to hate on white people, like if all white people was to make a saying that they was better at something and have people shoving the saying down other races throat... I’m sure people wouldn’t like it much, and black people would quickly call it racist and probably to make the saying about there own race... stereotypes are racist and usually good ones are usually lies just made to make a race look superior compared to others, comedy is fine, but we’ve all heard these racist stereotypes seriously said or believed by ignorant people
This guy says the most random unexpected shit ever and makes it funny
They only win because they always come at you with way more numbers lmao
Theo is funny because you always think he's gonna cross the line and say something horrible but he always saves himself right at the end 🤣
As a black dude who has been jumped by five black dudes at night I can contest that Theo is spitting nothing but fucking facts. I don’t care what nobody says that shit is scary. All you see is 👀 and 🦷 and all you feel is a hundred and seventy thousand hits, kicks and fists showering down on you like hot summer rain. You’re swinging but you don’t know where to aim, and because you’re swinging you’re not protecting your head and face, so now all you see is the occasional blast of white light that indicates to you that you’re incurring too many concussions in this fight and it’s advised that you make your escape. But you’re young and proud and watch too much anime and you’re bent on thugging it out because Goku and Naruto wouldn’t quit so you gather up all your hidden potential and cry out with all that unleashed power, still swinging at the night in your war against darkness itself *”KAIOKE-“*
And then you wake up the next morning in a field two blocks away from where you were buck naked and covered in powdered sugar.
my negro
I was jump by five athletic men, around twenty years, all over six feet tall. Having just beat a man to death, across the street, while I was on the phone. They didn't know me, or had any issues with me. But they sure tried their best to kill me. Bricks were zinging past, and bouncing off my body, and my only thoughts, were of my wife. Sorry, that you to were violated, I hope you dodged the PTSD bullet. Peace.
Bro I thought this was Tom Brady😂
Exceptional HUMAN BEING on display right there...& seriously fucking humorous! 😂
So basically it was a 1 on 1.. you mind held 5 😂😂😂
I’m crying 😭😭this why comedy and comedians need to be protected at all cost
If this joke has you dead, wait until you hear anything else🔥🔥
It was so mid so many people make this joke it aint rlly funny.
@Transitory Moon facts
I’m black (African) and I didn’t get the joke at first until I also closed my eyes assuming fighting black guy during the night 🤣🤣🤣 this is so funny and accurate
Aggressive.. and ACCURATE! LOL
Black dude: "Damn Das a scrappy cloud"
White dude: "Damn Das a scrappy shadow"
More like, black dudes, "do you feel those little wind puffs hitting you"?, And white dude be like, "what was that a brick on front of a car"?
@@xObscureMars yeah okay. Those little wind puffs conquered like 90% of this planet. I also bet you hit like a bitch personally.
@@xObscureMars damn honestly bein from nyc, i KNOW i would fuck you up
@@xObscureMars you’re definitely white, and feel bad about it. Keep trying, man.
They win because there's always more than one!
Truth
Lmao , he got a point. Lord bless his heart cuz.
Modern guy with a soul from the 80s
In middle school, my best friend Jamal had a very dark skin tone. That man, 😂😂 he knew it and played his cards right all the time.
We were one of the last to leave the classroom and someone ahead of us turned off the light. He smacked the hell out of me and vanished 🤣. We got in trouble because we couldn’t stop laughing on the floor.
I miss that man 🥺, he was and is a great dude still
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nice joke but I call your story cap because if you turn the light off it doesn't matter if you dark dark or white white the room goes dark but like I said nice joke
@@I_got_the_keys if you think I’m gonna argue with a troll, you’re wrong af 🤣.
Idgaf If you think it’s real or not, nor am I giving you personal info to stalk me, ya creeping ahh 💀.
My boy Jamal and my friends all remember that day and that’s good for me.
You should get some friends yourself so you have less time replying to commits that have nothing to deal with your ugly ahhhh
@@I_got_the_keys I'm sure that room wasn't in a basement so natural light illuminates enough to not be pitch black
@@wika1117 that something a racist would say 🤦🏽♂️
“TheyWin!” 😂😂😂
I hated the racists at my high school. Fortunately, they lost every fight they every picked with the black kids. Hard to say you’re the super race when you end up bloody on the floor every time. 😂
@@davidwade4291 🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯
It’s just comes out naturally for him with no malice
Yo, we gonna split this plum or what.. we in this together 😂
Gang gang
Fuck yes brother......onward
@@jessnotmylastname8955Gotta have the gang gang!
*crip walks out the room*
Oh damn I thought that was Tom Brady
Lemme put my glasses back on 😅
Bro said same thing Tom Brady like if he didn’t play Football 🏈🤣
How dare u use this one that’s how precious this is
This fool is hilarious. Mad love for this ese!
The "and accurate" is so funny when you really think about it😂
Why?? I actually thought that part didnt make much since.
@@rickyrickharris4908 your grammar isn't accurate🤣😂🤣
@@rickyrickharris4908 the joke is black dudes swing wild
The whole joke was accurate funny as hell
Both teams can be invisible
How commonly do u fight on a cloud
@@joeschmoe1645 as commonly as I’ve fought people at night
@@joeschmoe1645 All the time, but usually only in the dark at night.
Just a joke bro
Theo is hilarious I remember when he was just a cast member on the real world back in the day never thought he'd be a famous comedian right on Theo keep doing what you do buddy
That where I know him from! Dude hasn't aged!
Lmaoo...he said this cloud is aggressive😂😂😂😂
A black guy getting jumped by 5 white dudes...to quote the short guy on princess bride... INCONCEIVABLE
tom brady is hilarious
Saves what… that shit halarious I love Theo vonn. He funny with out trying to be 😂
The guy who captioned this:
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“And white kids are horrible too”
😂🤣😂🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣😂😂 NOW I CAN LAUGH 😆🤣🤣😂😂😆
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This is a masterful setup, also great followup
Theo funny as hell. Gotta love this crazy ass guy. Never know what's gonna come out of his mouth, he don't either.
There wasn't anything to save the whole thing was perfection.
Aw man that hurts, I'm midnight black, I'm crying
I can’t tell if you’re serious or joking OR if you’re actually just a cringey ass white guy
Theo killing it
Thats why its important to carry and train
No need for “saving” - even without the last line about the cloud, it still would have been good enough..
Whoever gets butthurt then oh well…
Nah man in this day and age right now you have to be extra careful to not be labeled as a racist. Shits sad.
Nahh I agree with op. Only way to reverse all the snowflakes is by verbal burns
It made it funnier. The joke about not being able to see black people in the dark is ancient. The one about not being able to see what people in a cloud is first time I've heard that
Gene, I'm also a person of color, I was laughing my ass off at the this dude. Laughing while I am texting.😂😂😂. It's comedy people, we need to stop allowing ourselves to be controlled by this racial shjt. Just relax,and enjoy the light moments.
Imagine you're fighting a group of Karen's at a Starbucks
Agressivvvve! Lol Damn, straws and cups be flyin through the air💩🤡
Boooooo
Most underrated comment right here😅😂 I'm weak
As a Black man I can confirm🤣🤣
Theo was always like this, I remember him on road rules... always funny
You don’t need to imagine it, that’s how they fight.
Proof
My nigga you didn't have to swing the other way. It was perfect just the way it was.
Fr he prolly thinking of the ❄️
facts he felt the crowd get a little stiff
@Phatty McNasty I’m Mexican from Compton and No says shit to me for saying
@Phatty McNasty I’m white. Nigga. You gonna cry?
@@charlesbrown4483 we got a tough guy over here everybody be afraid
Man I love Theo so much, he is just 100% himself all the time