Imagine a guy selling you bottles filled with piss, telling you to go home although you are already there and then slowly backing off into his car while squatting...
You're new to the channel? He's not Mark. Thats his "friend" who hates kitten. Thats how he got the name. Go check out his old q&a(not the new one) and he also said in every description on his episode "im not mark. Mark suck" We called him Not Mark. But i can see why you making that mistake so no hard feelings
hi if anyone sees this i ripped of jokke and lately i havent seen him sitting on the chiar u sell him kilju if u rip him off will he not want kilju anymore?
Hey Mark I had the same problem with my shitsuma but is it the gasket or is it more ols help me with it I was thinking it was the gearbox BTW awesome video
1:55 Mark'nt: Now what if.....I disguise water as my own Kiljui... Delightfully devlish Mark'nt Jokke: mark'ntttt! Mark'nt: Ah, Jokke, i was just streching my Cavs on the Satsuma, i do sumetric exercise, Care to join me? Jokke: Why is there water coming out of the Shower Mark'nt Mark'nt: Oh No thats Steam, Steam for the Steamed sasauges we are having. *5 min later* Mark'nt: I hope your ready for mouth watering Kiljui! Jokke: I thought we are having steamed Sausages? Mark'nt NOOO i steamed Kiljui, thats what i call this drink! Jokke: I see........... You know this tatses just like water Mark'nt: Pattented Kiljui, Old Family Recpie! Jokke: So you call it Kiljui Mark'nt: yes Jokke: And you call it that despite it being obvisouly water Mark'nt: You know.......One thing i should.....The funny thing is......Excuse me for one second Mark'nt: *YAWNS* Ah good time was had by all, im pooped. Jokke: Yes i should GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!? Mark'nt: Aroaboliaslis Jokke: AT THIS TIME OF YEAR AT THIS TIME OF DAY, ALL ENTIRE LOCALIZED WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN Mark'nt: yes Jokke: can i see it? Mark'nt: HASITA VITU Holy fuck this took long
Imagine a guy selling you bottles filled with piss, telling you to go home although you are already there and then slowly backing off into his car while squatting...
Chad
i laughed so hard in that 🤣
What if you-
Wanted go to the heaven?
But god said:
*HAISTA VITTU*
...saaaataaaannaaaaaaaa
You dork of the pussy!
Ye THX guys for the likes
@Figaro i deleted it
And now we need *HAISTA VITTU* compilation!
The question is, how Jokke know the taste of piss. *illumimati song plays*
It was his only option during the harsh finn winter
Golden shower
*My brain isn’t working I’m trying to calculate this but it requires 1000 iq*
the more you know meme plays
0:26 you missed the perfect opportunity to say "ah shit, here we go again"
HAISTA VITTU
Bro thats so lame joke
@@Joni-bz8nj ur birth was a lame joke
I’m gonna edit that. its not want I thought *im nOt*
@@samurboi8007 yea? Do you have problem with that?
@@Joni-bz8nj I do , and you can't do shit so don't fucking talk shit to me
Daily dose of *HAISTA VITTU*
*saaatannaaa*
*Perkele !*
*HAISTA BAAASSSKKAA*
VITTU MOLKO
En Vuitton en kevva
i wonder whats the most Haista Vitu's in one of his MSC videos
HAISTA VITTU a day keeps green menace away
3:38 - I actually crapped myself with that Haista Vittu, thank goodness I'm watching this while sat on the toilet!!! :S
No, it was definitely 3:38 when the poo flew out, the nuke was just a hilarious followthrough, I mean followup... :P
I laughed so hard that my body hurts and my nose has got wet
twocvbloke you are a poop monster
3:56 More
3:38, and 3:56...
The word "Haista Vittu" made me laugh! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
HAISTA VITTU
Ear rape
Blue satsume , blue smoke LOGIC
3:38 & 3:56
*TRIGGERED*
**Rumbling Noises*
2:10 so smoooooth
5:28 Limp mode! It finally is a Renault Laguna II
Who Would Win?
---------------------------
a teimo men
OR
one HAISTA VITTU boi
H A I S T A V I T T U
The boiiiiiiiii
Yessssss
HAISTA VITTU BOYYYYYY
HAISTA VITTU
To fill up the kilju bottles faster just drag the bucket over the empty juice bottles
You fool Jokke, you fell victim to one of the classic blunders.
dont drive my man to suicide again, mate. please
edit: because of many people saying this isnt actually MARCC im changing my comment a bit
i second this
Who is Mark? Mark suck
You're new to the channel? He's not Mark. Thats his "friend" who hates kitten. Thats how he got the name. Go check out his old q&a(not the new one) and he also said in every description on his episode "im not mark. Mark suck"
We called him Not Mark.
But i can see why you making that mistake so no hard feelings
He is NotMark
@@jugostran are you replying to me or that guy? Im kinda confused
i love the haista *vitu* parts.....
3:56 boom teimo shop
Delightfully Devilish, Seymour!
You have to go to the car inspection and translate those hanging posters^^
LOL
0:07 Did I just hear Mario's YAHHOO in the music?
Yes
Demir Eymirli yes yes you did
YAHH no oos xd
My mod loader is broken how do i fix you said it broke and now yours is fixed pls help me!!!
1:58 nice steamed hams reference not mart, best meme ever created!
When he spelled flavor with a *U* ...
*I felt that.*
Haista Vi...BOOOOM :D
I love that you don't just add water. You also piss in it for added insult. LOL
I've ripped off Jokke, but he never called me, just despawned, and he's never in his chair, did this happen to somebody else or is it just me?
1:57 I dunno why but I feel like thats a "Steamed Hams" refrence, am I correct?
GangsterNinja PL yes it is
*EpIc HaIsTa ViTtU with love teimo*
Un-mark: working on car
Car: *C R U N C H*
This latest update has ruined the whole kilju experience. Now I have to risk getting drunk to the point of blacking out
hi if anyone sees this i ripped of jokke and lately i havent seen him sitting on the chiar u sell him kilju if u rip him off will he not want kilju anymore?
Any consequennces other than him slashing your tires?
14:08 KANSEI DORIFTO
3:55 why did I watch this 20 times
3:38
i was wondering where the devil was
3:56
YES TEIMO FUEL YOUR ANGER
13:44 Gymkhana Finland special
I'm starting to think that Teimo has had enough of your shenanigans
Has has?
@@gyulagerocs5255 oh shit... Let me just fix that XD
❤😂🎉😊😅❤🎉 7:13
14:09 Satsuma is drifting
Best video so far
When a new vido comes made by mark hates kittens my face turns: 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
He's not mark
@@IXIskarfaceIXI ehm. I said „mark hates kittens” not „mark”
3:36-3:55 😂
Scamming the Jokke - This is how Finland works
its not worth the popped tires. unless you put the junk tires back on.
Ahhh, HAISTA VITTU is back... So gooood...
perfect kilju guide 3/4 gallon of water 6 bag of sugar 1 yeast then lid on shake wait until the blistering stops
(I'm from Finland)
I have a question, the car starts but it is very reluctant to move forward.
That is not a question.
Oh boy
This episode is very yes for me!
is it possible to put gas in the kiuju?
For some reason the key doesn't work for pig mans car for me and I won the car and his cabin from black jack I need help
Mark: Deliviring kilju
Takumi: Deliviring tofu.
He is not mark. Mark suck
Tofu 1🤤
@@Moondark660 finnish moonshine
@@h4ppyc No, moonshine further distilled kilju.
@@pekkapikkuinen6896 thx
Perfectly asmr video
Best MSC player ever
Please could you show your wheel settings and car controls in game pls 😀
You could give him 1 of kilju and then the other bottles full of water that might work
Since when could the ruscko idle?
Good video
My car is faster after you ripped your headgasket
Ripping goodness
very good hahaha, no limit for kilju?
3:55 litaraly dying lmao 😂🍑
If you go to were the sofa spawns(trash place) all the empty bottles spawn there
03.39 😂😂😂😂
Bu adamı türklerde izliyomuymuş ya 😅
@@puresteel31 bilader ben bu oyunun hastasıyım YA beni çeken bişey var
@@batuhanavci4451 ayn benide
@@puresteel31 yaş kaç
14
HAISTA VITTU!!! *he explodes your car*
2:53 "the fuck you say to me?"
Nice
My summer car is 09.05.2019 version but Blue van unavailable and where is uncle?
Check the patch notes
YOU SHOULD BE DOING BY THAT ANYWAY
@@ThomasFarquhar2 patch notes ??
@@batuhanavci4451 it's on steam, the news section under the game in the library. You can find the patch notes online too.
@@ThomasFarquhar2 Okay bayb thanks 😂😂
3:55 ULTRA MEGA SUPER POWER TEIMON HAISTA VITTU!!!!!!!!!!
Ripped off and pissed off
When’s the day going to come when you are able to rob the store:P
What if mark flipped off the shitbox and teimo sat heista VITTU
2:54 OMG! He's like Teimo's bastard brother!
Hey Mark I had the same problem with my shitsuma but is it the gasket or is it more ols help me with it I was thinking it was the gearbox BTW awesome video
WHO IS MARK? MARK SUCKS!
I have a problem with msc...
I bought some items from teimo saved and loaded game BOOM items disappear...
Can somebody help me?
check trash dump, if not there duno
@@foxkune
there is nothing on trash dump i checked it two times
The shitzama air fuel mix so bad that it just give up to bad not with a explosion😲
Why crhusing the car so it loks bad mark
When he says "You, go home" what is the Finnish? Mene [something] kotiin?
@@bakedsodium6528 kiitos!
binface9
Ilo on minun puolellani!
how do you do you play this game without dying and respawn in the town?
If you die, press ALT+F4
you cant. you always spawn in the town.
The new finnish nuke looks great
How many hours do you have on msc?
Can someone tell me how to make. Coffemaschine work witchout Errors in Console??(mod)
absolut vodka coffee is in the Base game now, you no longer need a mod for it. I don't use mods but I suspect it isn't updated anymore
Haista Vittu -Teimo
H A I S T A V I T T U.exe
Please send help i dont know how to update MSC
Um what
@@purpleapple4052 thats what you heard i dont know how to update it
Haista vittu sounds
Ah shit, here we go again
Fix the air/fuel relation of your carburator
Oh hell yeah
idk why, but 5:50 - 6:13 killed me
1:55
Mark'nt: Now what if.....I disguise water as my own Kiljui... Delightfully devlish Mark'nt
Jokke: mark'ntttt!
Mark'nt: Ah, Jokke, i was just streching my Cavs on the Satsuma, i do sumetric exercise, Care to join me?
Jokke: Why is there water coming out of the Shower Mark'nt
Mark'nt: Oh No thats Steam, Steam for the Steamed sasauges we are having.
*5 min later*
Mark'nt: I hope your ready for mouth watering Kiljui!
Jokke: I thought we are having steamed Sausages?
Mark'nt NOOO i steamed Kiljui, thats what i call this drink!
Jokke: I see........... You know this tatses just like water
Mark'nt: Pattented Kiljui, Old Family Recpie!
Jokke: So you call it Kiljui
Mark'nt: yes
Jokke: And you call it that despite it being obvisouly water
Mark'nt: You know.......One thing i should.....The funny thing is......Excuse me for one second
Mark'nt: *YAWNS* Ah good time was had by all, im pooped.
Jokke: Yes i should GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?
Mark'nt: Aroaboliaslis
Jokke: AT THIS TIME OF YEAR AT THIS TIME OF DAY, ALL ENTIRE LOCALIZED WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN
Mark'nt: yes
Jokke: can i see it?
Mark'nt: HASITA VITU
Holy fuck this took long
You should realy get the backpack mod
A thing that can be realy cool its turbo
OH MY GOD; FUCKING "CAR-MA!"
Get it!?!
Because he ripped off Jokke!
And he got Karma!
You know?
Because his CAR broke down?
BOB! New DLC to house flipper, you should try it out!
HAISTA VITTU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
full power racing shitsoom