"Here let me add a half gallon of milk" ?????????????? Literally the sentence right before this is him mentioning that he is using dairy free milk made for people who are lactose intolerant. Fucking moron.
Doesnt want to eat junk food so he doesnt throw up (why would isomnia make you throw up? sounds more like a too drunk thing) so instead of "junk food" he makes a plate of half raw eggs and sausage
I sometimes eat sausages in the morning but only when I feel like I'm lacking protein and fat. Which given my level of exercise is often enough. Phil on the other hand. World's least active man...
SMASH THAT EGG AGAINST THE STOVE so you dont risk getting a disgusting egg shell piece into it pour an entire cup of lactaid milk onto your 2 eggs then STAB THEM AGRESSIVELY WITH THE WHISK dont whisk them normally like a human being
He's using NON-stick pans. NON-stick! He doesn't need to use ANY spray, oil or butter!!!!!!111one Then again, he's using a metal spatula so those pans are probably terribly scratched up and no longer 'non-stick'.
Honestly. Non-stick pans aren't flawless. Some things might require a SMALL amount of oil/butter. That said, people tend to use them for frying taste. Having said *that* ... You never need oil for frying fatty meats.
you are equally as dumb as dave if you think that non stick pans mean you dont need some form of cooking grease, especially for fucking scrambled eggs.
"I'm not a culinary chef" as opposed to a culinary doctor? A cardio chef? Phil makes no sense. "you dont want your chicken to go up in smoke and set off your fire alarm" Who the fuck fills their kitchen with smoke while frying anything!? 9:03 what's disgusting about tiny pieces of egg shell? It's just a hard protein... Also is he so shit at breaking eggs that he has to put that much effort into breaking them?
"I don't have time to melt butter."
Maser209 I'm a gamer
"I'm half lactose intolerant. Here let me add half a gallon of milk and two handfuls of shredded cheese to these eggs."
"Here let me add a half gallon of milk"
??????????????
Literally the sentence right before this is him mentioning that he is using dairy free milk made for people who are lactose intolerant. Fucking moron.
"I end up being very gassy"
Yup. Must be the milk
Some Impersonator 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
"I have insomnia right now"
Why is he acting like insomnia is some temporary thing
Because he was drunk, not insomniac
It can go away can't it?
@@Beansandroast It can, I think you just have to put in the effort into maintaining a good sleep schedule.
Doesnt want to eat junk food so he doesnt throw up (why would isomnia make you throw up? sounds more like a too drunk thing) so instead of "junk food" he makes a plate of half raw eggs and sausage
Sausages at 4AM? For real? I do find it quite heavy. I rather take some mango smoothie and a coffee and then kick out to the door.
Bibi Sealand ingredients please
I sometimes eat sausages in the morning but only when I feel like I'm lacking protein and fat. Which given my level of exercise is often enough. Phil on the other hand. World's least active man...
it's fucking hilarious he said he want something that wasn't terrible like junk food then his answer is frozen processed meats 😂 😂 😂
FemCast everyone in this comment section is a little bitch I wanna fight all of you
traaaaaapoooo00
I didn't think you could mess up sausages.
what am i doing with my life
caderly learning to cook!
From the king himself!
OMG 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 wtf is half-lactose intolerant 😂 😂 😂
4 AM cooking is the definition of a drunk person.
wtf, he can't even use a whisk!? what the hell is he doing!?!? gamer hand-eye coordination my ass!
His is much better with his other whisk...
I know I’m late to the party, but…
HOW THE HELL IS DAVE “HALF-LACTOSE INTOLERANT”?????
SMASH THAT EGG AGAINST THE STOVE so you dont risk getting a disgusting egg shell piece into it
pour an entire cup of lactaid milk onto your 2 eggs
then STAB THEM AGRESSIVELY WITH THE WHISK dont whisk them normally like a human being
Starts with a lip smacking. This is gonna be good!
He's using NON-stick pans. NON-stick! He doesn't need to use ANY spray, oil or butter!!!!!!111one Then again, he's using a metal spatula so those pans are probably terribly scratched up and no longer 'non-stick'.
Honestly. Non-stick pans aren't flawless. Some things might require a SMALL amount of oil/butter. That said, people tend to use them for frying taste. Having said *that* ... You never need oil for frying fatty meats.
The non Teflon don
you are equally as dumb as dave if you think that non stick pans mean you dont need some form of cooking grease, especially for fucking scrambled eggs.
Man that's a big fuckin glass of OJ.
It's cause Phil didn't have his old account sign up with Red, isn't it?
+nintendoboy17 probably, and he probably won't bother with it either
Tyler Hansen Of course he won't. No money involved. Fuck having your own archive, right Phil?
Why is phill eating at 4 am ?
Drunk.
“Ingredients”. Bro you microwave sausages haha
Im a doctor and I can say that "Half lactose intolerant" doesnt exist
Cooking with the Fox: 3AM Salted Egg Rice.
The fox is me. I want to my own series of cooking with.
He’s struggling with the most basic shit eggs sausage
Why are you cooking a 4 am phill why
Gin
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU WHISK, holy shit
"I'm not a culinary chef" as opposed to a culinary doctor? A cardio chef? Phil makes no sense.
"you dont want your chicken to go up in smoke and set off your fire alarm" Who the fuck fills their kitchen with smoke while frying anything!?
9:03 what's disgusting about tiny pieces of egg shell? It's just a hard protein... Also is he so shit at breaking eggs that he has to put that much effort into breaking them?
How the fuck do you burn sausages? You just keep checking on them.