The Dinner Feeding Contraption | Joseph's Machines
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- Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
- For all the workaholics who don't have time to eat, this machine will feed you peas, potato, asparagus, chicken and even a cupcake and coffee!
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JOSEPH'S MACHINES solve everyday problems using familiar objects in unfamiliar ways. He creates them in his apartment in Brooklyn, New York.
Created by Joseph Herscher
Director of Photography: Nicholas Jastrzebski (vimeo.com/user...)
Production Assistants: Erik Bergrin and Gus Goldsack.
Special Thanks to Adam Smith and Olivia Lynch
2:27 his hand immediately jumped to his mouth in case the cupcake missed xD
Yes
2:24*
I called it the dessert feeder
When I watch his videos I got remind of Mr. Bean
Yeah
Just remembered of that funny show
🥊🥊🏸🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥋🏸🥋🥊🥋⚾↔️↔️☣️☣️
And pee wee's big adventure
Hmm
Joseph, you are a true genius! We love the way you use everyday materials to make the most complex and creative ways of doing ordinary things. You combine engineering, whimsy, creativity, and patience! Well done yet again!
Who
Asked
@@kcchiefssuck no
One
Cares
.
@@lungkoygallo7351 good one😊
The amount of precise physics:
All for dinner
1:00 2:00 3:00 4:00
Just imagine you’re working and there’s just a bunch of chaos going on above your head😂😂😂
Lmao
LOL
😂
1:42 That moment when he awkwardly tries to keep his head away from spinning light bulbs
Oliveira💪
njjjiii
Be careful next time
(while trying to look normal)😐
Be care bro
When i see Tiktokers with 1M or 2M followers and then your channel with 988K subs, i just want to cry so loud on this in justice.
They say as he has 1k subbies
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@@wahidamuhammad7397 may i ask how old are you
@@T.E.Cdocmain wait how many subs does he have?
1.26m
If it were me I’d probably end up getting distracted by the machine, end up watching the machine, and get no work done 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅
Me,too
same loll
Then watch it first to get used to it so you won’t get distracted
Yeah
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the hard work this guy took into making this machine
Sure
Right
Sure
Yep
@@potatoomen6192 POAO
0:28 imagine that spoon hitting his teeth 😬
Oof
I would make that a meme by adding a Minecraft anvil sound
I hope he rolled that TP back up. Thats stuff’s as good as gold!
This is funny af😂😂
This was before corona 😂 back in the day
I was literally ab to comment this
@Mencho69 this was definitely not before corona buddy, maybe where you live. But covid-19 has been known about since like November or December of last year. You’re mistaken and thought it became wide spread at the same time patient zero was found.
Matthew Sigler
I live in Australia, and now it’s rare to get toilet paper XD
It starts to get interesting at 1:31, and my anxiety went 🆘🆘🆘↘️↙️↖️⬆️⬅️↙️↘️➡️➡️↘️⬆️⬆️↖️↘️↗️🔀🔁🔄🔼⏩⏸⬆️
You can’t convince me this isn’t the dude that set up the home alone contraption thing
U right me neither
You can’t convince me he did it with somebody.
of course he did not do it by himself there no way the camera men did not help him
Childhood: Kevin McAlister
Adulthood: Joseph
Old: John Kramer/Jigsaw
@@prob-a-bob4438 maybe the camera recording is also done by
a contraption made by him
I love his humour. I love the hard work he puts into these. He deserves way more than he is getting. What an absolute mind blowing stuff he does. Wow!
The amount of skill this guy has to not be distracted by huge,loud machine all around him and to just get work done
Me: what if the coffee spills on him?
Video: yes
Me: *what if the coffee spills on his computer?*
ATS Gaming it looks like it’s gravy
watch his latest video omg
oH NO
Say no more, my colleague
Passing the pepper: *Am I a joke to you?*
1:41 he looks so calm!!!!!!!!
@Savage Spy1502 what
@Savage Spy1502 oh you meant way
If you look carefully he does lean away.
*Starts machine*
*Takes a year to get to him*
Him:
*has died of starvation*
AzazazcvyxLLP p
Takes 3 years to build the machine itself
Clara LIN yeah true
P
Joseph:do you want to see the most illegal thing I own?
0:35
Instead of doing all these things, we can just call our mom... she will feed us😂
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@Bao Tran Nguyen 😂
Terco The
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Hahahahahahaaaa
This is the best Maschine of You I saw til now.
“This is for all the workaholics out there who don’t have time to eat”
**takes 3 months to build**
Want me know if you are ready to start this week
@Anton Louis it's not like you can do anything about it
@Anton Louis go and cry about it?
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Wow! What an awesome machine! We loved every minute of it! From the tape measure to the cupcake. You even made reading patreon supporters interesting!
That's a nice machine but what bothers me is how 50% of the peas fell of the spoon
true
it’s more like 80% sorry to say
@@JosephsMachines lol but it wasn't that much that fell of the spoon 50% is more logical
Mojamalap
@@JosephsMachines you might want a bigger spoon
I'm new here, but already am in love with this channel
My favorite part has to be the delivery of the asparagus, I dont know why but the way it dives into the sauce and lifts back up to his face just kills me
Just imagine if the one spining light bulbs just smashed into his head and the video immediately ends
كتفنبنلنمبمبمبملنلان اتم
I got so anxious there
Parashockx la lalala la.. la lala.. lalala la
Lol
YES!!!
Category : Entertainment
Yes it is quite fun to watch people work and eat youtube.
He is less
Alternative Title: How To Blow People’s Minds In 4 Mins.
And a compted
First time?
SilberKatze no....
it’s so much more work than it’s worth
Joseph, you are wonderful, thank you for making my day. My good acquaintance, Chakib, has introduced me to your performance and now I am going to follow you. Thanks again and good luck with your future builds. Cheers
The coffee was the only thing that failed and caught on cam
And also i love the music
No problem, this one is worth viewing more than once
I have not seen like this type of creative in my entire life,💯
Please check Back to the future movie 1. It has a similar device in the beginning ;)
Doesn’t have time to eat but has time to build this entire contraption
r/whoosh
Just another kid you just got r/woooshed while trying to r/woooosh
Ikr ahhahahaahahah
Maybe somebody else built it for him 🤔
Stop complaining
its so impressive how Joseph can make these machines with normal house products
How the cupcake jumped directly to mouth was cool.🤣
Him waiting for the next bite of food:👁👄👁
@NaBao Fastest Cooking 2 not all people are lazy!
I can’t believe I never knew this guy existed. I call dibs on him for the apocalypse... but I’m sure he would be the leader... so I guess I’m calling dibs on one of his team slots... 🤣🤣 ... I always wanted friends who could do these things...
Ashley M. I call shotgun
I call back seat
I call the next best thing
I'm so glad you kept that blooper in there.
3:21 imagine if that tea / drink fall on his shirt and laptop😂 3:30 don't imagine now it's a reality😂😂
Give this man a reward.
2019: The lunch feeder
2020: The dinner feeder
2021:
thE bREakFaSt fEeDeR
김재성 yep pretty much, although actually it’s gonna be the Brunch Feeder because I already have a breakfast machine!
@@JosephsMachines What About Second Breakfast? And Elevnses?
3000:the all meal feeder
LOL XD
2022: Desserts feeder/server?
Edit: not related to the cake server by the way
1982:we will have flying cars in the future
2020: D I N N E R F E E D E R
1:04 Is no one going to talk about how he ate that potato in a single bite?
Wait that's not normal?
Texas Psych Nurse He said somewhere in the comments it was a potato
.....did you see the video where he stuffed half an entire eclair in his mouth?
@@calimango7926did
By the way, you made my favorite videos from my childhood I used to watch you when I was four But now I’m eight❤😊
when your coffe hit your face for no reason at all🤣
This shows how good u r at physics!!
Joseph:do you want to see the most illegal thing I own?
0:35
?
3:30 was the funniest moment
Joseph Is the mr. Bean of Russia, exactly like mr. Bean, because there are lots of fails behind camera but the successes are awesome
First Time in UA-cam I see the person which deserve the billions viewer👍👍
That's a real Joseph's machine! I like it! Very fun and good timings!
I wonder how many times he spilled the coffee
He spilled just one
While he was making the machine
you think one of those bloopers involved him getting a lightbulb stuck in his head
2:24, dude perfect watching this:"YEEEAAAAAH, LETS GOOOOO"
lol when he is about to read the extra special thanks and the coffee spills on him xd
I still watched it again cause it’s THAT AWESOME! Love your vids and keep up the awesome work!
Hayden Troyer thanks my friend!
Don’t mention it! 🙂
0:29 excellent catch!
Wife:honey how do you want dinner to be serve
Joseph:
This guy was my fave UA-camr when I was 8 and he still is
My guess is that this project must took 10 mathematicians 10 physic professors 10 engineers 10 day to bild. I think is insane awesome.
When ur hungry but don’t wanna get up:
Mom: DON'T PLAY WITH UR FOOD!!!
Me:
You’re a god, Joseph! So much effort goes into these. And the result is amusing and satisfying. YAY
Title: Dinner Feeding
Me: Sitting peacefully while the machine is working
Me: You know, I think before to long he'll spill the coffee.
(spills coffee)
Me: yep
He had made all the vids with keeping social distancing 😂😂 since the covid was not there from that time..Hats off to this guy..🙏🙏
Why is this a reupload?
Soundtrack is different this time
Oh
Technical issue
*This is so cool. That's all I can say. God bless*
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i was looking for your channel for 2 years
I use to watch your videos when I was little
Same
@@aabanwssedd3x3sd3 lol hi Ahmed
@@Bwe_hye hi
You’re pleasantly sweet ahah anyway amazing job, so much clever work
8ui
Dat his job
Every time I re-watch these I notice something different. Like the gravy sitting on the kitchen scale, moving the needle to push a ball.
I'll still be hungry after this dinner
that dessert throw was so perfect
My day starts with your video
A real problem was When my teacher told me I had to write the same sentence for 100 times as a punishment.... can you make something that would have helped me in that situation?
Watch Joseph's video making Xmas card writer
LeyliLike the end as a sentence
If Kevin Mcallister used his traps daily:
lol
kevin can do traps lol
Deja vu?
I've just been in this place before...
Surrounded by so many items and still u aare safe , effort are great
I like how he is eating the little sos of the chicken and not with a lot
Wait.. ive watched this earlier!!!!
Same
Last background song got striked
Same
Me too
Same
2:21 Perfect Cake Shot
Let’s just accept the fact that he can fit a whole potato in his mouth.
*•Smol Boba Devil•*, was it a mini potato?
If you practice enough you can do anything
Joseph's Machines :o Imma start practicing then uwu
@@JosephsMachines yep
I thought it was a meatball
Awesome! I watched this video when i was 4 or 6 or maybe 5 i really liked it. I actually want to watch it. Now i finally found you!! Keep up the good work Joseph
My brain:MMMMMM YUMMY CHOCOLATE
me: *not thinking it's a chocolate cake thing*
You can see his sorrow on the fifth marble, and coffee spill, then his IDC face the second time
Imagine building this every time befor you eat😂
mo you spell it before not befor
元からチャンネル登録してたけどイッテQでやってたからまた見に来ました👍️
I love that a ball goes down while he was reading the credits and he went out of focus😂
I love how his voice changes after the coffee spills...
Me: what if the chicken hits him in the head
Video: nah
Bloopers: right that down so we don’t forget
When you have no time but at the same time you too much time
3:24 BAD LUCK! 😁😁
When the last ball hits the cup😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 Spectacular!!!
Great efforts by the team......Ig in the near future people will use these techniques to make work more easier.....Amazing concept and beautifully depicted.
That eating was... Semi graceful
Mumbo jumbo: this Redstone tutorial isn't hard
The Redstone tutorial:
The movie is good, but what the heck is a “redstone?” Is it another national park like Yellowstone?
I meant album not movie sorry lol
@@juliekarch its something in minecraft that is used to power stuff like rails, lamps, pistons, etc.
Just to be sure if ur not joking
‘What’s your rating for dinner?’
Me: ‘1000 out of 10!’
2:15 is best
I like how he yelled “OH GOSH!!“ When a coffee spilled on him. 3:30