ROASTING My Followers Tattoo's
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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
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I’m sorry I’ve never watched Airbender or Supernatural, and I don’t know the meaning behind your personal tattoos 😭😂 I’m uneducated swine. None of these are serious, so don’t take it serious. 😎👍🏻 appreciate yah❤
Thats ok :) i think I speak for all of us when I say you make our day :-) WE LOVE YOU!
❤️
That ok Kris! :D If you are bored one day. Definitely check out supernatural. I think you will love it.
Skating grandma is clearly the late queen Elizabeth II
😂
You are amazing also, me too 😅 I've never watched those hehe
Kris not recognizing Zuko but recognizing Aang no 10 seconds later is hilarious.
I was looking for this comment
@@LunarNicotine *so was I*
Fr 😂
@@happyale252*same here*
Same here
Has anyone else started coming here for Jay, as well? I love Kris, don't get me wrong, but the fact that she picked an editor that perfectly matches her chaotic energy, is *chef's kiss*
facts man haha
I love that she talks to him ON camera and he talks back its so fun!
They are quite literally the perfect duo
I love when Kris takes out her anger-
And happiness
On Pete like poor guy😂😂💅🏾
I scrolled down quite a way and didn’t see anyone point out that the old lady is Queen Elizabeth II on a skateboard. And I love that tattoo. And and as lots of people have said, the world would be a better place if this is how roasts were done! Love to you all!
You got there before me. Canadian Kris didn't recognise her late head of state 😏
I thought that too!
I noticed this too but to be fair never would you see those clothes and think of the queen lol
I was secreming "KRIS THAT'S THE FUCKING QUEEN" 🤣🤣
Time stamp?
I love how kris said she would be roasting tattoos but she ends up just complimenting us like she always does. thanks kris for everything, luv ya
Ikr
I love that Kris's version of roasting everyone's tattoos immediately turned into complimenting them all, or well, most of them! lol
Kris: "I'm ROASTING my followers"
also Kris: *gives everyone a 10-10* (except those few ones)
omg yas ;D
Fr that’s not roasting
Lol
Can we just take a moment to acknowledge kris and her awesome rapping skills like I was genuinely not expecting that it was so good
Right she slayed
Because rap isn’t music and no talent needed
Clap too her
Anyone can rap but you need talent to be good at it
@@Mimir3710 That goes for most things, to be fair.
13:20 “Is this somebody’s grandma?”
*Queen Elizabeth left the chat*
Lizzy
Rest in peace Queen
maybe this is Harry or William and in that case..yeah Kris is right
@@imaperson610 HAHA THE QUEEN DIED BITCHES
It’s funny she never says the b word but says the f word and blurs it
Love how Kris starts the video saying she is gonna be so mean, but ends up loving half of the tattoos. She really needs to get a tattoo herself
Saaaameee😂😂😂😊
I think she has a tattoo
She has 3
She has one tattoo on each wrist and then a K on her kind finger on her right hand
8:35
Kris: Ima give it an 8 outta 10
Jay: NO 9 OUTTA 10
"Family don't end in blood" is a Supernatural tattoo, and it includes the pentagram with wings beneath it. Considering the semicolon above it, this is probably also a "Always Keep Fighting" which is a suicide prevention foundation created by the Supernatural actors. So, it's probably a personal suicide prevention tat.
And I thought I knew a lot about this kinda stuff, I stand corrected you my friend are dedicated 😊
Cat portrait tattoo:
Kris: 8/10
Jay: *silently bumps it up to a 9* 👍🏻✨
I was about to comment that LOL 👍👍👍👍❤❤❤❤
i came across this comment while watching exactly that
@@AmeliaSmith-jr9fj same
@@redietube5486 THEY GOT TO COMMENT IT IF FIRST BRO!
@Telleegramme-Kallmekris74scam
Kris: "I'm gonna roast tattoos!"
Also Kris: *Proceeds to roast like 2 of them while complimenting the rest*
Edit:
I'm gonna say it. I've always wanted to say this.
MOM, I'M FAMOUS! 🎉
But seriously, holy crap why does this have so many likes, I've never gotten this many before XD
Fr tho
She did tell us that would happen, lol
the triangle tattoo was from Greek mythology, its associated with fire and also Hades. it's also part of alchemy, the character is for Mercury.
can we take a moment to appreciate kris rapping and thank her for bringing a smile to our face everyday.
I was about to make a comment about that low-key a vibe
Ye she says eat him out in it tho 😅😅
I read this comment as she said it in the video
"Family don't end with blood" is a fandom tattoo for Supernatural (it's a quote from the show, and you can also see they have a tattoo for protection against demonic possession - which is heavily featured in the show - just below it, framed by angel wings)
Edit: just saw your comment saying you've never seen Supernatural - I highly recommend it! It seems daunting since it's such a long show, but it's so good imo.
Also the Comma tattoo... so many feels and understanding
Literally best show ever! I can’t even count the number of times I’ve rebinged watched the series.
Gonna be honest, I didn't get the Supernatural reference, but the smiley with the tusks above the quote, that one, I know where it's from
@@jimf2892 I was looking for someone else who recognized it!
@@jimf2892 Ooh what's it from?
If Kris just spent an entire video just punching her stuffed animals I would watch it everyday, makes me laugh everytime.
Agreed
I'm always impressed with her technique. Like it's clean hits lol
@@haymaker627 yeah seriously and that only makes it even more funny, I love it.
Kris: “you smell like the most beautiful, sexy, rare, exotic flower that belongs at the top of a mountain in the Swedish Alps”
Me, sweating profusely, after being outside most of the day working and taking care of stinky dogs: “thank you… i don’t think so, but thank you anyway.”
I like how this immediately changed from Kris roasting tattoos to Kris rating tattoos 😂
Kris is the most talented individual out there. She just is. She can rap, she can do voices, she can do comedy, and she is the sweetest person on the internet! We love you Kris! You always make every one's day brighter, :)
True
So true!!! She can also paint too
Real
The more you know: Black armband tattoos originally were supposed to be permanent black cloth armbands that symbolize that you've lost someone close to you and are in mourning. Which is common in several western cultures. I don't have one of these but like just thought i'd throw that out there, I don't think a lot of people that have them know what they originally meant to represent. /shrug
Cool, nice to know
So if this person had those for that reason, they lost 2 people they were close to. Damn...
Wait who's getting canceled?
I'm no expert in tattoos but I thought the arm bands was like the same idea from Sukana's marks from the anime Jujutsu Kaisen a lot of people have been getting the arm bands because of the character's markings search him up and you will see what I mean.
@@PearlJan9 no one?
The fact she didn't know a supernatural tattoo when she sees one kinda stings a little bit it's ok I still love you Kris ❤️
10:43 I love that you said "I get the message" when you had no idea it was a Supernatural quote. The Teddy Bear is just a fanboy (or fangirl). To be fair, that's still the message of the quote, just possibly not the person's personal experience.
Is it just me? When she says nice things to her audience I really do feel better! Thanks Kris!! Sometimes I really need this.
Kris: we’re roasting tattoos
5 seconds later: I LOVE IT
cat portrait tattoo:
Kris: im gonna give it an 8/10
Jay: *cAsUAlly mAkEs It IntO A 9/10*
I really like learning little tidbits about Jay every now and then. Maybe like a "Day with Jay" episode some time? 🙂 Do you guys talk through structure or anything? Do you just record a video and let him run with it? Does he give you ideas for videos? You guys seem to have such a wonderful and positive working relationship that it'd be cool to peek behind the curtain. Love the videos as always Kris!
Yes a video with Jay would be awsome!
I need a day with Jay video right now
FYI the tattoo at 8:12 has the greek word for logic/reason (λόγος or lógos) and beneath it is the symbol for the Philosopher's Stone. The Philosopher's stone was something that in antiquity was rumored to have the power to transmute base metals into gold. There's a lot of deeper meanings that people have attached to it and despite the fact that the first harry potter book in the UK edition references the philosopher's stone (in the US version it was called the sorcerer's stone), this tattoo does not have anything to do with harry potter.
Came looking for this info- Thanks!
It has to do with Minos, right?
I thought it was something from owl house 💀 8:18
Almost, it has to do with Renaissance alchemy, during the Renaissance the intellectuals harkened back to antiquity for new ideas. In the process a new spiritual side of alchemy arose as a result. This does not come from the second century alchemy or antiquity per se, but people often forget this distinction.
The “Family doesn’t end in blood” tattoo is a supernatural reflection lol.
Fun tat story: I got these two Star Wars tattoos right below my wrists, just the outlines of the Jedi symbol and the rebellion symbol. I was nervous though, not because it was my first time (it wasn’t), but because it was 9pm and the guy was super high (I don’t smoke so it was a bit uncomfortable of a situation).
Kris: "Flowers? Constellations? What a basic bees"
Also Kris: "WoW, iS tHAt a SkUlL? Is ThAt a SnaKe? Is ThAt a sKUll wiTH a sNaKe? 10/10 🤪"
I absolutely love the Supernatural tattoo at 10:35. That show has been there for me when no one else has. The SPN family will always be there for each other, AKF ❤
The line tattoos around the arm symbolize the memory of the deceased and each one represents a different person. That's so sweet 🥲
Yeah, I got that because this reason. One of them is my dog, not really a person, but she was to me..
Thank you, I actually was looking through the comments to see if somebody knew if those meant something!
Originally, for a lot of people, maybe. But you bet there are people out there getting them for style reasons only.
oh... i thought that it was Sukuna's tattoos, given the my hero academia posters in the back. well never mind then this sounds like a better idea anyway
10:22 it's a Bobby Singer quote from Supernatural. It discourages infighting among family members (something that the Winchester bros struggle with lol). Very meaningful quote. 10/10
I love it when Kris compliments us. It always makes me happy and confident
ALL HAIL KRIS!!!!!
I love how she did more complimenting than roasting the tattoos😂
These complements have gotten so strange yet so amazing at the same time
IKK
Ikr
Yeah😊
I love these compliments ngl but they're so weird
Ikr
I just about died when Kris didn't recognize Zuko but recognized aang in 0.2 seconds. Love your Kris! You bring me joy every second of my life! You're the only person who can make me REALLY laugh
As for the goat strip-shaped pupils, they've evolved that way to be able to focus on the horizon so they can spot predators. Those predators, wolves, large cats, etc, have vertical pupils so they can focus easier on prey chilling in long grass. So it's an optical evolution game of scissors, paper, rock.
I love how even when Kris warned everyone she'd be roasting them she has a hard time doing it because she loves us too much ❤️
The fact she never forgets to compliment us in every video is soo heart melting.. she not knowingly cures my broken heart especially after all the pressure I have cause I'm ugly and I get bullied at school but she makes me forget them .. Kris is an angel and she is a pure soul ❤
Aw I'm sure you look lovely. Those bullies don't know what they're talking about.
@@stacystevens958 thank you for your lovely comment 😊... and now I ignore them and move to my life
Kris always says she's gonna roast people and then she turns it into a love-fest. I think that's adorable.
12:00 the arm bands is to show you were in mourning for someone who has passed. but love the skit lmao
I love how Kris always does her best to compliment us and never forgets
I love watching Kris. That said, compliments sent out to people that she never met is just a gimmick. A nice gimmick, but still a gimmick.
@instagramuser..hat the hell is wrong with you? (yea, i know it’s a bot before i get into an argument with ppl in the replies) don’t you realize real ppl get r@P€d? it’s so insensitive that you would create or make a bot like this.
Kris, at 8:57 that's a tattoo of Zuko from Avatar the Last Airbender. He has a different main hairstyle each season. Kinda funny how two ATLA tattoos were lined up almost back to back lmao
We can all agree that Kris never disappoints us to entertain us and she always makes our day or night even better
I second that notion
Yes!
OMG, how'd you come up with that awesome comment?? It's so creative and original! 😩😩😩
Did she say the "Swedish Alps" tho? 😂
I feel a little disappointed that she didn't recognize zuko from avatar the last airbender😥
If this gets 30k likes I’ll draw a kmk on my hand every day until summer
These compliments gets more and more elaborate with Kris pouring her heart and soul into each and every one, love it!
It's so impressive how much quality Kris can deliver, she's such an amazing person!
Combined with Jay's editing and contributions: *Chef's kiss*
Kris' repertoire is spanning so many categories, she never ceases to amaze me.
If Kris is getting an tattoo, I hope she takes her time checking the artist and their catalog while picking something timeless.
Please don't go cheap and on a wim, you'll get what you pay for.
Keep being awesome Kris, take care and stay safe!
She’s so loving she can barely roast people it’s amazing😂😂😂
She is soo sweet like a cake 🎂
Thank you Kris for the compliment we love you 💖
@Goofy ahh Are you not a bot tho🤔
OK OK OK.. its official.. Kris proves she has another talent as she FLOWS LIKE A PRO!!!! Dayum gurl you are something else and I love it!
The fact that I am wearing Flower perfume just made my day a thousand times better. Kris truly knows how to make people feel appreciated :)
@nahida7957 ikr???? Im wearing Sweater Weather from Bath and Body works it is literally the best scent ever!!!!!!
Thank you so much for the compliments Kris, we love you so much🥺❤️
I swear I've lost 3 whole days binge-watching this channel after discovering Kris, I just can't stop watching.. or is it 4 now? 😅As an Aussie I love your Australian accent!! My jaw literally dropped when I heard it, possibly the best I've heard so far. Thanks for filling my days with joy and laughter.
I loved the Captain Tusktooth tattoo!! (Above the Supernatural one) I want one eventually.
I came down here to see if anyone recognized it! Hello fellow critter 😉
Thank you so much for all your compliments Kris! You always boost my confidence! I love you so much and you are awesome 😚😚
Kris can totally rap to eminem! I think we need to get her a record label cause she's gonna win a grammy!!!!
I love how Kris compliments us at the start of every video I showed my friend your videos and now she loves them as much as me
Thank you for making everyone's day brighter
Edit: thank you so much for the likes! I've never gotten this many before (that I know of)
I am here for Kris being wonderful and supportive, and also here for the Critical Role tattoo at 10:22 (the smiley face with tusks)
Obviously the Supernatural tattoo has been pointed out, but the smiley face with it is from something too! There's a Dungeons and Dragons show/podcast by Critical Role. There's a character named Jester in the 2nd campaign, who is a prankster basically. Their group becomes pirates for a while and she becomes obsessed with tattoos! She starts tattooing people with this symbol "the mark of Captain Tusktooth." Since then many fans have gotten the mark!
Edit: I very rarely ever comment on UA-cam videos. The fact that this had quite a few likes astounds me 😆🥰
I got so excited when I saw the Tusktooth tattoo! I'm also a Supernaturalist and Critter. No tattoos on me, though.
I have never seen super natural, but I didn't have to scroll far to find a comment about Captain Tusk Tooth. I am happy now. I was like the Leo pointing meme as soon as I saw it.
@@Caitydid561 I don't have any specific fan tattoos, but I do have a dragon surrounded by dice!
@@30ART5 I looked through some of the comments and didn't see it mentioned yet. So I felt the need to step up! 😆
@30art55 same here (:
Love the part when Kris raps. And the Captain Jack impression. I just enjoyed this video, thank you Kris for making us smile
i love how she puts the title as "roasting your tattoos" then procedes to compliment them and rate most of them 10/10 C:
10:37 OMG THE SMILEY FACE WITH THE TEETH IS A CAPTAIN TUSKTOOTH TATTOO, that’s a CRITICAL ROLE FAN
“I whil remanbah youhhh whil yeoo reaaaaahhhhhh heee”
-KMK 2023
( 15:34 )
You always dish out quality content and make everyone's day better. The "Family don't end in blood" tattoo is a reference to the tv show "Supernatural" if anyone was wondering.
I love that show! And I can't be posessed either 😉
I would just like to make this clear: Kris is the most amazing UA-camr ever. She gives off the most amazing vibes and gives us complements every video. Love you kris❤️
@instagramuser..these bots are getting worse man
@EmptyMT0 I swear to god the fact this is backwards too perhaps makes it worse
jay your tattoo looks sick. also great job on the cutting and editing you're doing such a good job and contribute so much to the videos!
I like how he’s a sidekick of sorts in her videos. I’ve never seen that done before. It’s a good dynamic.
Agreed, Jay is a cool guy and adds a ton to these video's. I love the fact Kris encourages his exposure. Happy new years Jay, Kris and subs
Tbh when ever im feeling sad i watch kris’s videos bc she makes me so happy. Kris deserves all the loves she gets and i hope it continues kris you are amazing and i hope you know how much we love you 💞
SHE DID IT, we love you kris ❤
Kris: I like snakes, swords and dragons
Me: I agree. Snakes, swords and dragons= ultimate chaos/amazing
Edit:
Kris: I like skulls
Me: I like skulls bc they look like the dark mark from harry potter.
Voldemort: Come to die POTTER
i love how Kris just genuinely never fails to put a smile on our faces♥♥♥
Kris is hilarious, but I have to say that Jay's editing work to drive some points home is also absolutely invaluable 🙂
I love how she makes this video, but somehow doesn’t offend anyone. I mean, the literal title of the video is roasting peoples tattoos. But somehow. SOMEHOW, she manages to not hurt anybody’s feelings. That’s talent. 😊 I love her videos
Kris “I won’t get a tattoo” collins - future vids: is obsessed with getting tattoos
I'll be fair I FREAKED with the "Family don't end with blood" tattoo, it's from Supernatural and I am a HUGE SPN fan and am currently planning on getting an SPN tattoo to go on my fantasy sleeve 😂
I love tattoos, got 9 so far, getting more in a few days, I now want to send pictures of all of them to KMK and get them roasted and rated 😂😂 love your content Kris!!
Hell yes my spn sister love that idea :D
Kris that rap was no joke impressive for improv! I know you literally create from your brain all the time, but even as a songwriter, those amazing improv moments almost never go that well 😂 Basically you rock! And the word you were looking for was either skirmish or squabble :)
Thanks!❤ and yes! SQUABBLE!!!
@@kallmekrisAre you going to do more rapping videos?
As a Canadian, I'm a bit biased, but Kris has easily become my favourite UA-camr in a span of about 4 months
KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK, KRIS ❤️
❤❤❤
Chris always tries to give us the time of day and why is she even insecure? She is the most beautiful UA-camr I’ve ever seen.
Her chaotic energy is my EVERYTHING. Highlight of my day, by far.
Kris: "but it's okay, I get the message"
SPN fans: "you absolutely did not get the message!"
how does Kris exist on the Internet so much and not recognise Supernatural?? 👀🤣
i was like oooo SPN
As a huge SPN fan. I knew instantly
I came here specifically to see if someone commented about the SPN tattoo and her not knowing it 😭
@@xxamber_marie same
Yesss
Who else's life changed as soon as they discovered Kris? Love you so much, you really helped pull me out of a really dark time just by posting and being yourself. You really don't know how many lives you've changed, and you definitely saved mine ♡♡♡
13:25 the late queen of 🇬🇧 (UK) skating and kris wonders who’s granny it is 😂😂
Lots of love from Scotland ❤🏴
THATS THE QUEEN?
1:42 Sick Bar ,dude! 🤣
(Sorry Pete)
Kris is one of those people who always makes you smile when you see them. I just watched a horror film and I was FREAKED OUT! But, that intro instantly made me laugh. Thank you!
If you watch Kris`s videos with your eyes closed, you feel like you're listening to a whole bunch of people talking lol
Yes
YES
"ill give it a eight out of ten" jay:9\10
Every time you upload a new video all my depression and anxiety immediately goes away, you're special and we love you 💞
The weirdest way to compliment us, but it's still so amazing to hear her compliment us 🖤❤
@Bruh Bruh what? 😃
8:35 kriss said 8/10 but it said 9/10… jay ur not getting payed today
She likes your comment I guess it’s true sorry jay
Kris: Oh my gosh it’s little penguin!
10 seconds later
Kris: OH DUDE THAT IS SICKKK
Lmao
I swear your content gets better every time I watch it! The compliments make me feel better everytime I hear them! Thanks kris!
I love the amputated toe tattoo. This person has a great sense of humour!
I love how Guinness is Irish but Kris did a Scottish accent 😅🤣
Depending on what pub you're in could get messy. Should have done an Ausie accent.
i was looking for this comment lol
ITS SWISS ALPS!!!!!😂 JK, Kris, luv ya, and tysm for the compliments every video!!!
Kris: I'm actually going to roast you with out back tracking
Also Kris: literally compliments the first two and did a skit
😭💀
😂❤
@@kallmekris 8:54 This is "Zuko" from "Avatar - The last airbender"
Greetings from Tunisia
@@kallmekris i would recommend it if you did watch it but if you dont want to you dont haft to hope you do more katrina rylee and the other charecters skits they are good
The compliments always make me smile, keep up the amazing work kris!
8:43 it looks like a tattoo of someone’s actual hand writing, which Kris successfully roasted. 😂
I nearly dropped my ice-cream when she said BEAUTIFUL in the intro 😂
love your compliments Kris 🫰
I honestly love how kris started out with just loving swords dragons and snakes and then she just kept adding on ❤🤣🤣