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Alberta wants out! | 22 Minutes
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- Опубліковано 29 жов 2019
- What would happen to the rest of the provinces if Alberta separates?
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I like the sound of Nova Nova Scotia
Yeah great, bigger and even more poorer then we already are. We'll be like Newfoundland in the 90's, but with a Ganong Chocolate factory.
Yes, separate!
Alberta is tired of carrying your ass.
@@gregrogers4376 Or is it the other way around? We are tired of working on your oil sands and are in the process of leaving the dilapidated Burnside clone you call Edmonton. In reality, the first separatists in English Canada were Nova Scotian. Canadian confederation has been far worse on the Maritimes than it has been for western Canada. But don't worry, you are not far behind.
@Fluffy Muffin It would be likely better for the economy of the Maritimes if we joined the United States as a single state. During the Meech Lake accords, our premier John Buchanan threatened as much if the accords were a failure.
@@Mothman156 I remember that. But, rolling my naked eyes, what he said was *_"if Quebec separates, the maritimes will have no choice but to seek union with the USA"._* Wasn't really a "threat"
Anne of Green Gables Monarchy lol brilliant!
Wexit will never happen because the First Nations will not allow it. Everyone knows that Wexit has its roots in far-right populism and racism. But the First Nations have contracts with the government of Canada and no referendum in Alberta can override those contracts.
This land belongs to the First Nations, and there is no way any Canadian province not named Quebec will be able to separate.
Proof that WEXIT is far right? Never heard that before. I thought it was because the 13 billion they send east every year? And the fact bill c 69 destroys about 180,000 jobs.
I'm interested in this far right theroy though?
P R ha! Far right? Your first nations point stinks of racial superiority. I thought we are all the same? Equal? right?
Let’s be real here. The First Nations believed in no ownership of the land. So they never believed the land belonged to anyone.
First Nations peoples will always have my support. This land is their land.
They are their own nations. They would enjoy being able to enjoy all the benefits of western separation and at the same time continue to collect income from eastern Canada. Win win.
Keep laughing. The joke is not Alberta wanting to separate. The joke was Eastern Canada voting for Trudeau a second time. Now that's funny!
Quebec would never leave. They live off the rest of us especially Alberta. Alberta leaving would mean Quebec is Canada’s problem. Now that’s funny.
yourmanwatson Quebec is about 90% of equalization payments. Alberta won’t leave until Quebec asks nicely in English first. That’s would be funny
yourmanwatson Quebec language is useless in Alberta. Nobody speaks Québécois in Alberta. Quebec needs to develop it’s own resources and quit being a drain on Albertans developing it’s own resources.
yourmanwatson Alberta chooses to develop resources while Quebec does not. Equalization promotes less development and a more lazy Quebec
yourmanwatson Ah shut up. Eastern shit for brains
@yourmanwatson Quebec gets 13 billion and Alberta dishes out 20 billion. Wtf are you talking about. 20 billion goes to feds and clearly they give it to Quebec. Of course they are sucking it off AB. AB is in debt 10 billion so technically they are a have not province now. So why are they giving out 20 billion still? 10 should go to the debt and 10 should go to the infrastructure, hospitals, vets, seniors, police, etc. Not to Quebec who has students coming out of University debt free. AB is getting screwed. If you dont see that then you blind as fuck.
As an American I like the sound of Northern USA
maybe you would also like the fallout of that including no medical for ANYONE unless ther are making enough to pay $400 plus a month and most of the safety rules and minimum wages gone from jobs. but i guess you have the US attitude of if i'm alright then the who cares about anyone else even if they are family. like maybe elderly parents who will need to live with you 'cause not OAS. you are such a sad excuse for a near human.
If Quebec doesn't leave all the provinces will so..........
Susan Auger That’s the stupidest comment I’ve ever heard
Une colonisée de service, toujours les plus imbéciles de tous...😂🤣😅👌👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😁😘
bin speak english you're in CANADA
@@sittingbullsittingbull783 Nobody wants ANYTHING to do with THIEVING Quebec. WEXIT TIME!!!!!!
Susan Auger pourquoi les colonisées de services sont toujours les plus connes de tous, Auger la colonisée....😁👈🏻😂😂😂😂😂😘
Norther Dakota had me rolling
Even the canned laughter is having a hard time laughing.
That's not canned. They have an actual audience. You can get tickets for free.
Even at that price it’s still not worth it.
@@gregrogers4376 haha me and my buddy and his wife were planning a cross province trip to see it. About 2 and half hours from here in NB
The Daily Life Of Jay
ok, have a nice, safe trip. Personaĺly I just don't find this guy funny
@@gregrogers4376 I find he's hit and miss. His newfie jokes I like though.
I'm from Edmonton living in Manchester England currently. I guarentee if albertans actually watched what's going on with Brexit they would drop it faster than a Quebecois baby.
the fact youre comparing brexit to wexit shows youre pretty out of touch.
shusuke ueno well it’s the damn thing y’all have based it of so... at least England only has to get out of a trade union instead of developing a whole federal system too. The UK is headed for millions of pounds in deficits, Alberta would be out billions. And the dying oil sector won’t keep you afloat. My advice is to actually think about every service that is provided by the federal government and think about how much it will cost us to loose and redevelop it.
@@emilyinfp704 what service?! The Fed continue to pilfer from AB, year in and year out! QC has received over 50% of all equa'LIES'ation payments since inception. AB has the highest private sector unemployment numbers in the nation and yet we get zero in 'Equalization', yet over the course have contributed to the bulk of the $255Billion received by QC. Meanwhile we sit and watch Turdeau dismantle our province piece by piece. What a F'n joke. It may not be easy, but I can tell you, Albertans are sick of the Laurentian elites controlling the puppet strings, tossing money to the UN nations and pandering for power amongst the world elites. THIS IS NO DEMOCRACY - this is despotism. AB will do just fine on it's own recreating services that we need as a nation; bringing jobs here; doing them better and more efficiently; serving ourselves rather than others.
@@imagine-itwallprinting3329 federal poliing, all international affairs, our entire federal government, intelligence services, half of our healthcare and education. CISIS. If we leave say goodbye to our constitution, ect...and the biggest impact on our economy our bargaining power; since we've gone from a massive nation to a small republic, all our trades will have to be renegotiated and we won't have as much of an upper hand as we did we would have to settle for much worse agreements than before because there is nothing we proved that they dont offer somewhere else, only thing was before we could say alright if you want to trade with all of Canada these are our requirements. No nations are going to bend at our will for oil when they can get it elsewhere cheaper easier. We are a G7 nation currently that makes us nearly untouchable.
@@imagine-itwallprinting3329 , I don't' know what an Albertan is
I do know Kenny is trying furiously to blame everybody but the conservatives for the mess they find themselves in
its probably a negotiating tactic.....but using "grievance" politics can turn ugly real fast. That's what happened with Trumpland
Kenny says:
"Your being wronged"...no
"Your being cheated"....no
"Your being stolen from"....no
Kenny is a Racist, a psychopath,and in a few years it'll come out he's a Pedophile as well.
The land and all the resources are Canadian, as a Calgarian I'll fight to the death to prevent some imbecile like yourself, regardless
of how low your IQ is and the fact your being brainwashed, from breaking this country up
so stop blaming others for you and your provinces poor choices....you decide to be a one trick pony, all you guys focused on was "OIL"
its worth nothing right now, but what happens when Oil is banned because of ever increasing global temperatures and climate change !
You'll have nothing!...........and you'll deserve it
I'm from BC, and reading thru the comments, I see with my very own naked eyes that ALBERTA SEPARATISTS HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOUR! Lighten up, Albertans! We know you're furious, but take time to laugh at yourselves, like true Canadians! Oh wait
So you're from bc..... nice..... maybe when you contribute almost 1 trillion dollars to the rest of Canada (ungrateful bastards ) and have no say when the feds destroy the economy here. You will loose your senses of humor too ?
@@markramkhelawan1580 LOOK INTO MY EYES.
@@markramkhelawan1580 can you say oil subsidies for decades? get over yourself.
@@markramkhelawan1580 I am from Alberta. We have no-one to blame for OUR economy but OURSELVES. You people need to STOP blaming the federal government for YOUR problems, and actually start figuring out how to SOLVE THEM YOURSELVES!!!! You know, like EVERYONE ELSE!!!!
It's really best for Alberta and Saskatchewan to try and become autonomous US colonies or even make bids for Statehood first. When BC and Manitoba see the success and benefits of having unfettered access to the American economy for their softwood and farming industries, they'll be next. The North (Yukon NWT, and Nunavut) would then want to become colonies as well for if nothing else, security.
@@joestrat2723 ...If Ottawa keeps up their incompetence, you may not have a choice.
And they will access to US crime!!!
@@adamowen6226 ...Check the statistics. With exception to homicide, which mainly occurs in the inner city ghettos, Canada has an overall crime rate double....Yes, DOUBLE that of the United States.
@@Condor1970 Dunno. I think most people consider "having your purse stolen" a lesser inconvenience than "being murdered". Or than "having to pay $10,000 for half a year of university". Or than "having to pay $100,000 out-of-pocket because someone drove you 5km to a hospital and gave you an IV".
It's more like that they go back to being a colony of Britain rathern than joining the US ...
@@james64ibm Well, the fact is, the reason the US has such a high homicide rate is because we have something Canada does not....deep inner city Ghettos. If you live anywhere outside a gang infested ghetto, then the homicide rate is identical, and the overall crime rate in other categories including rape, assault, robbery/grand theft, and even kidnapping, is literally half that of Canada. Study the stats carefully, and you'll find it's true.
Do not forget northern Alberta. They like jobs and high paying jobs too.
Northern British Columbia like high paying jobs.
The US will definitely trade and help you.
@Clay Earth that's the best part. There is lots of divirsity. Alberta does know how to manage resources, plus they have funds and worker power to do that, plus northern British Columbia becoming Albertan would give the new Albertans, old BCers, jobs.
Lol.
I guess you’ve never been to Fort Nelson.
It’s a ghost town. And not because of Trudeau and oil prices. Because everything has already been explored and drilled.
It’s actually supported by the left wing snow flakes in the Lower Mainland.. because the local economy doesn’t come close to paying for schools, hospitals, airports, roads, etc etc.
@@Bartonovich52 a ghost town is unoccupied. Maybe they should move.
Born and raised in Ontario, lived in the BC Interior most of my adult life, I would vote to separate with Alberta. Glad to have Alberta as neighbour. I just hate having the East dictate to us how to run our part of the country. I'd also vote to defund the CBC, so biased it's hard to believe they claim they are not, they spend more time pearl clutching over Trump than daring to criticize their money giver Trudeau.
@@KrazyKatPosse yes, why wouldn't I want to be in a country with the likes of you, the person who immediately jumps to conclusions and personal attacks?
Did I say I want to separate because of this election result? No, I believed this well before this election. I base it off the opinion that people back East who I know many of because I grew up there want to dictate to the West on how to run our affairs, yet have never been here or know nothing at all about it. Like the Bloc leader doing what he can to stifle Alberta's main industry. I grew up in Ontario and have lived in BC for over a decade, have you done both? If you did maybe you'd have a different opinion than just willing to call names. Don't worry if and when it comes to a vote I know which way I'll vote.
@@KrazyKatPosse also too, if you lived here you'd know it's not crying on complaining. Growing up in Ontario most people I knew wanted the government to do this or that, take care of them. People where I live and most out West want independence from the goverment and bureaucracy. The exact opposite of cry babies or un Canadian. We take care of ourselves we understand we can do that better than taking government handouts or programs. A lot of independent people, last thing I'd expect of people willing to step out on their own is being weak or meager.
@@KrazyKatPosse the idea I support is not Alberta separating but Western Canada separating, also I'm from BC not Alberta. You keep making strawman arguments, Easterners are tired of being called moochs, I never said that, I said Easterners do not know or info themselves on problems out west. GM closes we all hear about it out west, we have countless lumber and pulp mills close in BC none of the people I know back East know about that. Atlantic Canada is hurting, I wish them the best, Eastern Canada has tendency for bigger government and bigger taxes yet Western Canada goes for smaller government and smaller taxes and has better economic development. Seems like the East wants something different than us so let them have it.
The tone I get from you is we can't leave because we should be scared and we can't leave the rest of Canada. We're not scared because we know the west would do better on their own. BC Alberta and Saskatchewan have all had much better growth than the rest of Canada over the last decade, look at how many people move from the East to the West, just like me. It's like a boyfriend telling his girlfriend no you can't go because you can't do better, but we know we can.
The reason you keep saying Alberta to me like I'm from there is because you think I'm an Albertan. That's why I mentioned I'm from the Interior of BC it's much more like Alberta ideologically than Vancouver. Have you ever been out here even? If Atlantic Canada, Quebec or even Ontario wanted to seperate I'd wish them well, why should I have any right to tell people 4000-6000 km away they must be in country with me, everyone takes it so personal, and everyone wants to control someone else, not my idea of freedom.
@@KrazyKatPosse like I said the Interior of BC is very different, I never claimed you thought we were dumb hicks. When I moved out here I had a very different view point, I didn't realize how much of a nanny state Ontario was and how much more free it was out west and also paying less tax. This is the mindset I have, I don't think like an Albertan I think like a Libertarian, this just so happens to be the thought of many people east of Vancouver and west of Ontario. Bc and people in Vancouver are much more likely to want join Alberta than a distant Onatrio and I can say that from living here, most people don't like the center of the universe (GTA).
Look at senators, Western Canada has 11 million people and 24 senators, NB, NS and PEI have 1.8 million people but 24 senators. Look at MPS too Alberta and BC are the most under represented provinces in Canada, Alberta being the worse of the two. For every person represented by a MP in NS Alberta has to have 1.42 people, NB and NFL LB 1.6 people to get the same, and 3.34 people for PEI. Our votes are literally worth less by large margins so you can see why people would think the game is slanted against them. I'd have no problem trying to remain as country but change will not happen without the majority and the majority are out east and do not care we believe, so either this talk will wake them up to it or we can leave, either is fine with me. I'm a much more proud Canadian than most and know a great deal about our history. I wouldnt like to see east and west become adversaries, I'd like them to continue to work together, but as I laid our political system is stacked against as us and that's by design look up the history. It's better to be separate and happy than together and angry. It would also be a great experiment, we favour small goverment the east favours large, let's take 50 years and see who does better, I'm confident it would be us. The government isn't the solution to our problems it's mostly the cause.
@William Winter there's expected for the Lower Mainland, there's a saying up here "once you go beyond Hope, they're fucking beyond hope."
Watch as the Berta snowflakes fill the comment section.
Where ya from and what do you do?
0:38, all Saskatchewan would need is a purchase line to Hudson Bay and that would change much.
Or Manitoba joins Sask and AB
By by prairie dogs 🐶
@@mrburns3202 where are they going to?
@@nixiekin6367 it would be important for northern British Columbia to join Alberta.
I'm digging the pickup truck with a cowboy hat for a flag. What say you Albertanians?
212driller hell yes long live ‘berta
I wasn't particularly happy when we had nine years of Harper but it didn't have me looking to start some sort of independence movement. Certainly not after just the first four years.
Suck it up, Alberta. God forbid you might have to diversify your economy to keep with the times.
The only problem with Albertas economy is the rest of Canada. I am not even from Alberta and I know that.
Planet Earth oil becomes obsolete in what non ludicrous timeline?
The timeline where you no longer exist? I guess we’ll see. The green economy will not stop, our problems are catching up with us. I’d say you should keep digging because the problem just becomes worse and the answer more clear. Why is it up to the rest of Canada to change your economy for a better world.
Arrogant comment. It’s mostly the media playing it up. Do you know any Albertans?
@N CurtisJust to be clear, I live in northeastern British Columbia. Our economy up here is dependent on the oil and gas industry and my own job happens to be heavily reliant on it. If oil and gas were to just stop cold turkey, I would almost definitely be facing a layoff. So I am sympathetic to the people who are feeling a little anxious about their job. I am far less sympathetic to the people who are throwing a tantrum and want to separate from Canada over the idea of cutting back on our reliance on the industry (though I'm skeptical about Trudeau doing anything too radical; he's not exactly a superstar among environmentalists).
But while my livelihood, at the moment, depends on the oil & gas industry, I also agree with the unanimous view among climate scientists that climate change is real and it's being caused by greenhouse gases that we have pumped into the atmosphere over the last couple centuries. I also agree that unchecked global warming would be disastrous for humanity in general. These are the facts, and I can't just ignore them. The conservative position on this matter has always been to pretend that we can just continue using oil and gas without consequence, and to me, that's just dumb.
I do think Trudeau needs to take the West's concerns seriously; taking the oil and gas industry away from us without giving us something to replace it with would be devastating. Trudeau will need to invest heavily in the West if he wants to get anywhere with greening the economy and I will be as pissed off as anyone else here if he just waves his hands, says "no new pipelines" and calls it a day. But continuing to stay reliant on this industry is just not an option if you care about humanity in the long term.
He’s truly hilarious 😆
Norther Dakota
I wonder if he jokes about women try to leave an abusive relationship as well?
Yes, it will be quite funny, when the welfare payments stop.
@DD dunn I'm talking about the equalization welfare payments. Alberta is done. We do not want to have OUR money shipped off to the Eastern leaching provinces anymore. We want it stopped.
@@canadiangirl5159 One Alberta does not pay anymore to the federal gov then any other individual Canadian. Do you understand that? Equalization is a federal program not a provincial one. No province can opt out because there is nothing to opt out of. AB is still doing better than most provinces they just aren't mega rich anymore. 1. oil boom is over 2. AB conservatives screwed you. Remember the $5 billion deficit in 2015 which is the reason NDP were voted in?
Plus, AB is the one that has received the most corporate welfare. The oil industry has been propped up too long. "It’s difficult to know, because federal and provincial governments haven’t come clean about how much they really spend on fossil fuel subsidies. From what we do know, it’s in the billions of dollars. That includes measures like special tax deductions and direct cash that governments hand to fossil fuel companies." Now AB oil has received another $4.5 billion dollars in welfare. Yet they still want more. ...and I'm from AB and live in Sask and I can see the greed in this. Like a spoiled kid that had it better than anyone else for too long and still wants to be above everyone else. www.iisd.org/faq/unpacking-canadas-fossil-fuel-subsidies/
This is still amazing
Well, atlas makers do need the work...
That's right, Alberta, base your decisions on one resource. Always a smart move.
No, alberta has many resources, oil happens to be the main one.
What is quebecs resource?
Answer
Alberta!
Yes, but most provinces have many resources. Canada is overflowing with resources. Oil is the one thing Alberta has that the rest of Canada doesn't. A resource that may soon be in decline as global warming makes it look not so nice anymore.
Alberta does not have the vast intellectual and technological capital of Vancouver or southern Ontario. It's not Toronto's fault that it has six million people and is growing by 100,000 a year. Or Kitchener-Waterloo, where I live, which is the headquarters of Google outside of the USA and a hub of innovation and world leadership in the most powerful technology ever created, AI. You can't compete with AI, trust me.
@@squamish4244 lmao! You have no idea what your talking about! No clue!
Oh yes I do, and you know it.
Alberta has petro chemicals, aerospace and defense tech, communications tech, digital media, tourism....
We have beef, poultry, dairy, many different grains(wheat, barley, flax...), lumber, coal, natural gas, gold, copper, lithium, diamonds, iron, zinc, sulphur, potash, salt, peat, silica sands, rare gems, sand stone, limestone....and, oh yeah, the biggest dinosaur dig in the world.
Bye bye
Alberta doesn't really want to leave Canada. However, if canadian regions are voting for different political parties, it is because Canada is a pure geopolitical anomaly. The following short video explains why. Its title is: ¨Toronto is not even in Canada!¨. Watch it: ua-cam.com/video/Bdsm5n-1Fto/v-deo.html
I did not understand any political relevance nor i know much about politics around all this
But this was hilarious 😂😂
OMG I laughed myself silly!! 😂 I don’t have a clue about any of this either but damn, it’s funny af. 🤣
I came here to tell CBC/22 minutes to shut up, but then I watched the video...
Laughed pretty hard!
The world's breadbasket. Good lck with that. Everybody's on keto. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Toronto is NOT all of Canada. The bubble people need a rude awaken. I will vote for WEXIT.
Huh?
“Ha ha ha” ?????
Why are you laughing?
This lame, old goof couldn’t make people laugh with a ranker truck of nitrous oxide
CBC “comedians” are pathetic.
@@canadiangirl5159 . And what the hell are Alberta and Saskatchewan gonna do? Trade would be a nightmare because Alberta still needs a pipeline and neither of them have ports. Nothing changes, it would only add unnecessary bureaucratic steps. Keep dreaming.
@@rebecca4680 Read the UN Convention on Landllocked Nations Treaty. Now part of the Law of the Seas. Considering Canada helped write the Treaty it should have no problem following it.
It is just a humorous sketch and people goes nuts in the comment section...take time to laugh everyone...good for you:)
the funnest part would be who holds the hot potato claiming that they are Canada when everyone else already went their separate ways
His east coast accent is awesome
Laughter aside, quebec no longer getting albertas money. Thats funny
Its not alberts money. It's federal money collected through taxes from not just alberta, we all pay OUR fair share. Alberta happens to have the highest gpp per capita, highest minimum wage, highest average salary in the country and yet you still whine about paying your fair share of taxes. Greedy greasebacks.
@@inaband428 royalty money is not federal money.
Under the equalization act, how is it equal that quebec gets most of the money.
@@jonsmith5460 The Equalization act does mean every one gets an equal amount , it attempts to equalize standard of living and services across the country. payments are decided by an algorithm based on tax ceilings. Quebec has the highest taxes in the country which is why they get the most . Alberta has by far the lowest taxes , especially since you pay no sales tax and have highest gdp per capita, and highest hourly wages and salaries in the Country.
British columbia also ships out money to the Feds , you don't see us bitching about it.
And BC has never gotten equalization payments either. Part of living in a civilized society is sharing among the less fortunate.
@@inaband428 so your the guy who voted or petitioned to not have canadian oil get to market?
Alberta might as well becaome a state then, not a province, at least we would be helped.
@@jonsmith5460 There was not vote to stop the oil, jeesh Trudeau even bought the TMX pipeline and budgets over 11 billion dollars for construction and maintenance I call that helping the pipeline. Alberta is still financially better off than every other province currently which has had rough since the 70's. You are spoiled and entitled like your province a bunch who wasted money when it was plentiful , never paid a sales tax like everyone else and bragged about it , now you have to buck u and put on your big girl panties.
You forgot to make fun of how much money Alberta gives Ottawa ,to give to Quebec . LOL ha ha Ha ha ha
Seize money? It’s called income tax. Educate yourself to how equalization works.
Patrick Burey you should educate yourself on what Quebec steals from the rest of Canada and gives back nothing.
Alberta's greenhouse gas emissions are also over 3x the national average. If you believe in global warming. At some point in the next 30 years, your tar sands will be shut down, whether by government order or market forces. If they aren't, it means the world has done nothing and civilization is fucked.
@@squamish4244 I know what's fucked , YOU
@@deanparsons9512 Proper fucked? Wow! Hopefully it happens before zee Germans get there.
It'll start with Alberta taking back roughly $40B from the CPPIB, then booting out the RCMP & turning policing forces over to the already-established Alberta Sheriff's Department.
This should be entertaining.
I mean, entertaining in the sense that the rest of the country will save money and Alberta will spend more.
I'll take your stimulus money and you can keep your worthless oil ok?
B stop flying. Do you know how much of that dirty jet fuel is used every time you fly? Hypocrite.
😂😂😂 I don’t wanna leave
of course they do. that is the influenc of the US immigrants who moved there at the ens of the 19th century abd the beginning of the 20th. they have ALWAYS wanted a separate country and that was passed down through the generations. the still have an American right wing consertvative attitude and are trying to enforce that in Canada.
The anthem will be Four Strong Winds. And Oilers and Flames will continue to play with every other NHL team. As a matter of fact, the federal politics should be structured more like the NHL: the representation of each province in the federal government should be based on how many NHL teams that province has. Think about it. If Alberta is capable of supporting more NHL teams than all Maritime Provinces plus Quebec together, then we should have more say in the federal government.
The 2 biggest cities (Calgary and Edmonton, making up 80% of the entire population), would voted to stay !
So "Alberta" wouldn't have any hockey Teams
Also the same asshole who is crying about Canada cheating us (with his grievance politics, same as Trump; everybody is "using" you , I the only one you can trust) just bought his buddies a new Hockey stadium. Cut Corporate taxes by over $2 billion dollars and reduce services to the public by $4 billion (over 4 years), was that part of the "HOPE" that he
promised
Also Did that Kenny asshole talk about separating when he was campaigning ?
WTF !
agaragar21 Kenney didn’t promise separation nor he will support it. However, if other MLA start asking for it, because we are asking for it, he will have to either do it or move out of the way.
In any way, the problems are there, whether you admit it or not, and I and many other people don’t see them going away. Do you? If you do know how we are going to get out of the mess we’re in now, please tell. If you are one of those people who have enjoyed the Milk and Honey for so long that you have lost all capabilities to work, I am guessing your answer will be that we let the Government take care of everything.
As an albertan, I thought that was hilarious..
As a fellow albertan I agree
As a Albertan, do you realize this is canadian propaganda? Do you still feel the same way?
@@harleymann2086 still funny
@@anthonycyr9657 You thought it was funny; but, is Western Separation (BC parts of included) a good idea? I think it is.
@@harleymann2086 grow a set goofball..
Incredible job by the audio guy 👌
Yeah
Love these guys!!!
As a GTA Citizen, I laughed at that Toronto joke, though it aint true, we fly more Canadian flags and are proud to be Canadian. Since when did having a different culture mean we like to think we aren't part of Canada? We're one of the first cities people think of when they plan to go to Canada
When Encana left Turdy shrugged his shoulders. He actually got a huge case of euphoric butterflies. Dying inside trying to hide his excitement
Encana is a primarily foreign-owned company whos last two decades has been one of consolidation and divestitures and whos stock prices plummeted 15% per year during the Harper years.
Only their headquarters is moving so they can attract more investors and keep you uneducated yokels working and giving them your resources for next to nothing.
Keep laughing CBC.
When Alberta leaves, CBC will have to be defunded.
@@elizalee6194 100$
%
Exactly
1:33, Manitoba would join Saskatchewan before Ontario, c'mon.
@J N Morgan I think Alberta did the prairie thing and does it well, now they need a port from northern British Columbia become Albertan.
@J N Morgan that is an interesting scenerio.
@J N Morgan you would want to leave the monarchy?!
@J N Morgan @J N Morgan I am surprised more people at not betting when he would be gone. I give it a year and a month or 11 months.
@J N Morgan did they elect him, or did they elect allowable crime behaviours?
Actually not "Canned Laughter",.... just a Canned Toronto Studio audience,... but mentally "Canned" nonetheless mind you.
It is filmed in Halifax
Not all Albetans want to separate, just the non educated hill Billys
you sure told us. LOL Some Albertans still have a pride and some like you are already too brainwashed into thinking that we need to be colonized by the East. Some people prefer freedom some people prefer to be run by a criminal enterprise called the Canadian government.
@@IvankaB-ft6hd you're are the one that is brainwashed. Alberta has been a province since 1905, and because you don't get your party that you voted for in an election you have a temper tantrum and want to separate. The separatists in Alberta are just like the ones in Quebec. Entitled little children.
Your tax dollars at work...
I'm a Newfoundlander but have lived the last 22 years away from home. Ontario for many years and now New Brunswick...hopefully soon leaving NB. I should have never moved east of Ontario. Mark Critch is as funny as malaria to me and he probably voted for that fcktard Justin like many other idiot's on the island. Shame on them all. God bless AB.
Is that “canned” laughter?!
No stereo audience.
Yes, it is. Listen close.
CBC “comedians” have use a laugh track because they are pathetically unfunny.
Canada has produced some super talented comedians. They went down to Hollywood & competed against the best the US had to offer and got crazy rich.
BECAUSE THEY WERE TALENTED!
The CBC just hires lame hacks who are too crappy to compete in the bigger market.
@@gregrogers4376 Dude it's a live audience in Halifax and it's free to attend. I have a friend whose been wanting to go but we never get around to it.
@@gregrogers4376 yes, everything Canada does right those 'Super talented' eventually leaves Canada...because the politicians keep destroying our nation. - also: think Avro Aero engineers --> NASA, brain drain, now made in Canada resource companies leaving. :(
who else would laugh except some gullible eastern Canadian who thinks those are real people laughing
Why are we funding comedy programing let alone fake new from the CBC? What a waste of taxpayer dollars!
Because it's newfie humour that the east loves
@@thedailylifeofjay3822 then let those who love it pay for it.
@@rocco9611 They do with their taxes.
@@thedailylifeofjay3822 don’t be ridiculous, just more idiocy from someone who doesn’t understand economics.
@@rocco9611 I like it I don't mind it taxes going to it
I’ve actually met the singer of nickelbacks dad he’s a great guy
Here in 2024. Living the nightmare.
Lmao some of us Albertans aren’t morons and are embarrassed for these separatists
vinnie vee let me guess, you attended a certain rally in Edmonton right before the election correct?
Jackson Hill nope. I honestly didnt know there even was a rally whatever it was for. I just know that separating from Canada is the stupidest idea ever and would cost Alberta several times more dollars than we have or than what we would retain. Especially if we would no longer be using Canadian currency among other things
Nate Mauratt None of those countries are landlocked though. So you can not compare them especially if the rest of Canada decides they don’t want to do Alberta any favors should they separate.
Joining the states would be a completely different story than Alberta becoming its own independent country like many have proposed. Between the two scenarios joining the US would make the most sense however, separating from Canada is still a stupid idea.
Vee, thank you for saying exactly what I believe
@Nate Mauratt , you'll have to fight me first brother, i am not willing to separate !
You'll lose, because after that you''ll have to fight Canada
Hiliarous👻
You laugh, we laugh, all laugh on separation. And I predict Quebecois will stop laughing first.
the minority of Quebecers who are separatists don't f-ing care about what the rest of Canadians do, the only ones that would are the majority who have already voted to remain in Canada. So if Alberta separates, the separatist Quebecers still will be laughing because that would strengthen their argument...
LOL, yes they will be crying for sure and it's about time.
@@friesenguard Actually, in the last election, the Block Quebecois was voted on in Quebec and they already mentioned about Quebec's sovereignty. So, the last straw that keeps them to remain with the rest of Canada is the opportunity to withdraw hard earn money from the rest. We, the rest of Canada must be too stupid to accept that attitude. And yes, if Quebecois still can be that suckers, then they still can laugh. **And we, Albertans stop wanting to be stupid people** Especially, we got bullied for so long and we are at the tipping point where we are fighting between life and death. We have no choice but pick the choice that's not only giving us the chance to survive, but it's also our chance to thrive again.
+@@thuydao8945 What bullshit! You think Quebec is on your welfare, has no industry, mining, etc. How arrogant! Albertans are just now wanting to emulate Quebec which has been trying to break free from this English Zionist/Freemason yoke that rules Canada! Watch this and weep. ua-cam.com/video/jT1l5kesjKA/v-deo.html
@@elaine1034 Quebec is nothing but a welfare state. Too lazy to get their own job but not too lazy to steal money from Alberta. Quebec will never leave, they are too lazy and stupid to take care of themselves, Alberta on the other hand ...will be just fine.
I guess losing 100k jobs and buying saudi oil instead of canadian is pretty funny stuff in ontario. Missing the point is a canadian tradition tho. We all thrive on it.
This shows based out of Halifax nova Scotia. Shows how little you know.
@@thedailylifeofjay3822 Totally countered lol. Actually I didn't know so that's good for Halifax. Frankly without 22 minutes we wouldn't have much going on TV these days....
Awesome!
I love being in my own world in TO lol
@RJ AB It's Turdope's retarded policies causing the problems.. and ya the idiots who voted for him, many in the GTA :(
I wouldn't live in in the GTA if it was free!
Ha ha, yes I'd sort of noticed, love Québec!
Norther Dakota lol
Wexit is a good thing
Superb
...you all to serious and out of ''this '' risible world '' 22 Minutes !!! Stay here, don't drop the ball. If you can't run with the way of it, just leave it. Don't worry be happy !!!
You need Jim Carey😂
Alberta's National Anthem very funny a also true
Im not a big fan off 22 mins. But that anne of green gables line was damn near perfect.
Lol at Toronto. Ya those city creatures don’t go anywhere north of bloor.
The clueless bubble zombies, surround by their think fog of Liberalism. Toronto is NOT Canada. When they realize that if the West stops the welfare checks to the East, then all their handouts will disappear. What a show that'll be. I'm getting popcorn.
I love Canada.
This is funny 😄
Mildly amusing, emphasis on mildly. I'm sure all these jokes are causing Albertans to want to stay in confederation even more. #wexit
"This Hour Has 946 Million" ---- in taxpayer dollars that is
Alberta's O&G get more from the rest of Canada.
@@mryellow864 I assume your referring to the O&G corporate welfare which was originally skimmed from the larger pool in equalization payments? Funny where the buck stops isn't it?
So then Alberta gets its own fair share back.
Quebec is not part of the confederation, they refuse to sign, get rid of them:) eh
but they continue to take from Canada... look it up! over 50% of all transfer payments since the inception of Equalization.
@@imagine-itwallprinting3329 ya, looks like we're Quebec's whores, we are owned by them, the laws will never change to protect taxpayers of Canada, only protecting the elite rich owners of Canada:( eh
@Roy Kelly Fuck off...Nobody care about you and your Alberta clique...Fucking bunch of angry uneducated hillbillies ! Leave Canada...Quebec and Ontario are the founding father !
Missed that one by mile. Alberta will become the 51st state solving the problem of shipping it's oil. Quebec will leave next because Ottawa won't have Alberta's oil money to give to them anymore. Saskatchewan will go for statehood next.
Nothing the federal government can do about it because the liberal government said it would honour the results of the last Québec referendum. Quebec will turn into a socialist failure like all of the countries that have tried it in the past. What's left of Canada will eventually declare bankruptcy under consecutive liberal governments that like to spend money like a drunken sailor. the populace won't realize what's happening because they will still believe "the budget will balance itself."
On point 👌🏼
Nova Nova Scotia... So if PEI joins us would that make Nova Nova Nova Scotia?
Nova Nova Scotia Island
I'm not amused!
maybe because you're a fucking idiot? mish mish
Toronto, centre of the universe! first time I heard that was from an Australian submarine officer in Cartagena Spain. This was over a decade ago Nato exercises and the first.....and last time Russia joined the exercises......but I digress....
"Norther Dakota" all my relations between the frozen triangle of Thunder Bay, Winnipeg, and Fort Frances, WE can join Minnesota, Iceland, and Ballard, Washington and bring all the "Oof Dahs" together.
I love how this needs a laugh track because it's not funny. Everybody will be laughing when CBC gets defunded.
It's not a laugh track. They use a live audience who receives free tickets.
CBC will never get defunded with Trudeau in power.
Wow, most out of touch skit ever 👎🏼👎🏼
I would miss them but if that's what they want, I want half the stuff.
Yeah like that oil pipeline we're paying for, to keep them in jobs. You'd think the announcement that they're hiring might've shut them up for a while. But no...
I know, right? No one that I know here asked for the feds to buy the pipeline. When the news hit that day, I was pretty disgusted as it was all being handled by KM. Now we are barraged constantly by "We bought you a pipeline; why aren't you groveling to us, you bunch of whiners?". Anyone that doesn't "get" Abertans, here is a tip for you. We really hate government being in business. That's why Ralph Klein, after passing, laid in state for as long as he did; to accommodate the massive lines of people to pay their respects. That's also why the NDP was an accidental government.
Why is this show still even airing? Most of the content isn't even funny. Time to RIP 22 minutes.
Yes, Northern Ontario (where I live) would love to become the 52nd State. We are neglected by Southern Ontario who hordes all of the Province's $$$ and continuously rape us of our natural resources. Meanwhile we are excluded from the Province's spending budget and told to fend for ourselves.
Yeah, the Americans would be so fair :o/
Lol you guys are like 1/20th of the population of Ontario what do you expect?
I had forgotten about Mitsou
Laughter yup, But very nervous .......
Bring shaun back!
Defund the Justina propagandists CBC. Still not funny 22 lost minutes
In the east we find this to be gold
The Daily Life Of Jay many of us in the west do too.
Alberta wouldn't last 5 years on it's own, deep down they know this. Even if they were lucky enough to bring Saskatchewan with them because you know for a fact BC wouldn't want anything to do with this. You know BC that province with an actually diversified economy and an ocean. They are are also the most western province in country. More west than Wexit, a map would have shown you that Alberta. You want to leave don't let the door hit you on the way out. By the way good luck being land locked and finding a work force since you have just made working with BC harder and the Marinetimes will have a harder time flying over to you to fill your work force. :)
RJ AB you do realize once you are independent all the deals Canada made on your behalf no longer matter right, good luck dealing with Trump genius. Not to mention you be entirely reliant on trade with Canada the one you want to give a finger to and the USA who is one of your main competitors. You will have to start a new currency which won’t be easy, new trade agreements, new everything, all of which cost money that you a province already in a debt you created will have to pay for. Not counting do you really think the First Nations bands and their land are going to join you crazies? If you leave they get their land back.
If sending it to the gulf was that easy how come you aren’t doing it already? You really think Alberta has a more diverse economy than BC, you really know know nothing about us do you. We have fishing (that is ours), lumber, tourism, film, natural gas and a beer and wine industry. Much of those are far superior to yours . All you got is oil and maybe beef. Good luck being a player when the only one you have to work with can make both cheaper and faster than you. PS also say goodbye to the billions of dollars in subsidies Canadians including us in BC pay for to keep your fragile one trick pony economy floating. There is only so much you will cut out of your own education and health care system before your country will be screwed and become North Texas.
@RJ AB Oh yes, Bible thumping, toxic nationalism, oil, inbreeding, and decrepit farming, such diversity! Do you people even have a university to create an educated workforce of the sort required these days? No one needs a bumpkin yokel who only knows how to dig anymore. I hear a lot of raging about Ontario universities, but I don't think Albertans can even READ.
CharlyDeamen Alberta has the University of Alberta. Don’t paint all Albertans in the same shade as this doofus. I am an Albertan (who moved years back), not all of us share the same opinions of these idiots.
RJ AB whatever you are smoking troll I want no part of. You obvious an uneducated troll, come back to us with facts to back up your BS. I am pretty sure I can back most of what I have said while I am pretty sure you can’t.
RJ AB Wikipedia?! I hope you are joking
nationalpost.com/news/canada/why-alberta-separatism-is-the-dumbest-political-movement-in-canada-today
globalnews.ca/news/6132963/treaty-8-chiefs-wexit-oil-pipelines-alberta-saskatchewan/
thenarwhal.ca/canadas-fossil-fuel-subsidies-amount-to-1650-per-canadian-its-got-to-stop/
thetyee.ca/Analysis/2019/05/27/BC-Jobs-Economy-Red-Hot/
Wait so all of southern Ontario leaves because of a highway?
I mean our tunnel is bad but not fk u all I’m out bad
Cape Breton should’ve went with Newfoundland
We're sick of castos little boy
this is a comedy video alright! just for a good laugh
Yes, OUR OIL! You sound worried!!
Norther Dakota-
Sounds nice to me-
A lot of crybabies having a whinge in the comment section
Agreed
@@jimcummings7758 WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not funny!!!!
They have no idea how pissed the West is and how tired we are of being screwed.
@@harryheinrichs8206 As someone who grew up on a northern Alberta cattle farm...I saw the rise of the oil boom. 18 to 25 year olds with nothing but money to spend on cocaine, trucks and toys making $60 an hour (much more than a teacher or nurse) and pissing it away. Then settling down with some girl they knocked up, or just decided to settle down before they killed themselves with booze and drugs...getting a big mortgage, more toys, yearly trips to Mexico and suddenly the oil boom stopped.
I do feel bad for anyone who is 'screwed' who can't afford food for their family, who has lost their job - but oil workers are demanding the same wages as a decade ago or better. They want a endless boom and that's impossible.
If you want to fight back - if you feel you've been screwed - ask the government to provide free NAIT or SAID tuition, so you can go back to school. But don't tell me you're 'screwed' when you refuse to fight for teachers and nurses and firemen and all the people who lived on much less than you all these years. Support all Albertans - not just oil families.
@@scaryteri8 never worked oil. run around on my own dime chasing seniority on C.P. made it to the end though. But I agree with ya. Never the less Canada should represent all and use our products not Saudis
Laugh now-you won't be laughing when the army's called out.
I’m an Albertan and a separatist.
Maybe let Albertans worry about that when the time comes.
@@gregrogers4376 you do realize this guy is mocking people who think they can leave Canada? Foolish of him, I think, and tactless.
@@MilTacticsandStuff The first nations land claims are with the British crown. Check the map of 1890 which preceded the western provinces and you will understand what your talking about is not possible. The U.N charter protects the rights of the aboriginal people's so no nation state recognition no trade rights ect. We are colonialsts and as such our wishes are secondary to the contracts signed by the crown. The physical land mass actually owned by the Alberta govt is not much larger than the city of Calgary. Western separation is not an option. The same goes for Quebec.
@UC7urbsFNfm6_5xNGpEowDCg not attacking you. Just pointing out that there are more considerations than having a referendum on separation. Brexit is Proving too difficult for a proper nation state so this process would even top that endeavor in complexity. Hopefully cooler heads prevail after Trudeau and Kenny meet. Sorry if I offended you it was not my intention.
@@robcormier7272 Brexit is not moving because no one can agree on how to do it. It's an endless back and fourth about how to get the most out of it. Canadian succession is more about leaving altogether, and between personal and public debts I don't think there's anything making people want to stay.
I imagine this probably was funny but I don't know for sure because I couldn't hear it
Ahh newfie humor
Huhhhhhhhhhhhh, Toronto
1:27, oh a suggestion for Russia to make a purchase, is this collusion?
Well with Trudeau as Prime Minister there is reasonable doubt to suspect unethical behaviours.
it was implied they would just conquer the arctic since we would be dealing with breaking apart the country and not focusing on the territories..........
@@jnonya7743 thanks for the research
And what will happen when the oil runs
then you start fracking
I wonder why this is considered funny
Don't we all just love this government humor!
Ha ha ha.
I guess Alberta will take the lead! You leave us no choice!
good get the fuck out of here. no one will miss you.