Every Time I Crash, The Car Gets Bigger

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  • Опубліковано 19 січ 2025

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  • @MuYe
    @MuYe  2 роки тому +2923

    This one feels like it's from one of those BeamNG clickbait channels 💀

  • @CarMighty
    @CarMighty 2 роки тому +5122

    this is the future car manufacturers want

  • @TheRguru1
    @TheRguru1 2 роки тому +239

    This is what I imagine driving a modern SUV is like.

  • @GT_Meria
    @GT_Meria 2 роки тому +2013

    "Everyone deserves a second chance, i deserve a bit more" - Muye 2022

  • @alexmaggio9942
    @alexmaggio9942 2 роки тому +80

    1:22
    "emerita testa di CA"
    For anyone who doesn't speak Italian, this means "You absolute legend"

  • @HitmanZigf
    @HitmanZigf Рік тому +43

    4:33 finally middle sized US car

    • @Fifasher2K
      @Fifasher2K Рік тому +3

      Middle? More looks like small.

  • @scylax4091
    @scylax4091 2 роки тому +868

    This "your mom" joke in the beginning was the most foreseen thing ever.

  • @SimpleSoldierOfficial
    @SimpleSoldierOfficial Рік тому +21

    0:45
    MuYe: **drives off a cliff**
    MuYe: *n o t a c r a -*

  • @razorr_o
    @razorr_o 2 роки тому +732

    According to physics laws, if object's size is increasing by square, its mass is increasing by cube. Or, in other words, if you double the size, the mass is getting 8 times bigger.

    • @bibasik7
      @bibasik7 2 роки тому +143

      MuYe doesn't obey the laws of physics.

    • @valiantdiesel1332
      @valiantdiesel1332 2 роки тому +86

      The 500% car would be over 100 tonnes lmao
      Edit: 200tonnes

    • @razorr_o
      @razorr_o 2 роки тому +19

      @@valiantdiesel1332 Yep! Almost like a blue whale 😳

    • @lennartsix6102
      @lennartsix6102 2 роки тому +18

      id say if you double the size, the mass is getting 4 times bigger. or if the size 2^2 (so 400%) then the mass is (2^3 so 800% of the original)
      so that would mean a car 400% the size of the original would weigh 12.8 tonnes

    • @krunskisenpai9148
      @krunskisenpai9148 2 роки тому

      @@razorr_o or your mom

  • @babushka3920
    @babushka3920 2 роки тому +70

    “Everyone deserves a second chance,
    *I deserve more* “
    - MuYe, Art of Driving

  • @linusgunnarsson985
    @linusgunnarsson985 2 роки тому +298

    7:42
    you just cant imagine how much i laughed my ass off when the ets 2 music started💀

    • @TheUnreadableUser
      @TheUnreadableUser 2 роки тому +22

      I NOTICED IT TOOO 😂😂😂 That music is legendary. Period.

    • @georgevasilopoulos5359
      @georgevasilopoulos5359 2 роки тому +13

      In ets2 the average price I pay to refuel is 2k

    • @maxi6691
      @maxi6691 2 роки тому +2

      lol, too if am daily playing ets i didnt notice it -_-

    • @alkestos
      @alkestos 2 роки тому +4

      @@georgevasilopoulos5359 -what is ets(2)? Pardon my ignorance-
      Euro truck simulator. I figured it out after spinning the word in my head for few minutes more. Thanks anyway!

    • @georgevasilopoulos5359
      @georgevasilopoulos5359 2 роки тому

      @@alkestos xd

  • @Only1Anomaly
    @Only1Anomaly 2 роки тому +16

    4:55 - 'Everyone deserves a second chance, I deserve a bit more' actually laughed out loud (and a few weird looks from others).

  • @Neon-_-
    @Neon-_- 2 роки тому +76

    muye is coming up with more video ideas than I have reasons to live

    • @alkestos
      @alkestos 2 роки тому +8

      Big oof there, my dear brother in Christ.
      P.s. if you are genuinely having suicidal ideation, please talk to someone. It does help, I can speak from experience. It will feel weird at the beginning, but that’s how it is for everyone. Have a great day!

    • @Has7DCT
      @Has7DCT 2 роки тому

      holy shit lol

  • @SadBrello
    @SadBrello 2 роки тому +9

    "we have AI driving aroung" AI: "E M E R I T A T E S T A D I C A Z Z O"🤣🤣

  • @the65penguin68
    @the65penguin68 2 роки тому +14

    So nice to see that the UA-cam Italy's community isn't dead. I really love your content Muye
    È bello vedere che la community di UA-cam Italia non è morta. Adoro i tuoi contenuti Muye ❤️

  • @Ian_Paneque
    @Ian_Paneque 2 роки тому +10

    Muye: *dives car into Chernobyl's reactor 4*
    Also Muye: Not a crash, guys!

    • @ninosss6082
      @ninosss6082 4 місяці тому +1

      deep fried comment from me: *C H E R N O B Y L*

  • @IkeaShelf_
    @IkeaShelf_ 2 роки тому +53

    Truly a your mom moment

  • @ReapersKid07
    @ReapersKid07 Рік тому +3

    VERY late, but I did the math. When you joked about filling the car, it was at 500% size. The ETK 300 is a BMW 3 Series, which has a 15.6 gallon (59 liter) tank. Multiply that by 500, and you get a 7,800 gallon (29,526 liter) tank. With the average Italian gas price in 2022, €1.86, it would've cost about €56,784, or $30,810 due to the average 2022 American gas price being $3.95. Jesus

  • @captainsnekk
    @captainsnekk 2 роки тому +49

    Every crash, you lose grip, and the steering angle increases,

    • @Hachiigen_
      @Hachiigen_ 2 роки тому +4

      waiting for him to take a front wheel drive car, crash so many times they can do a full 360 degrees and watch him drive backwards in 5th

    • @Imp_Rx
      @Imp_Rx 2 роки тому +1

      no

    • @captainsnekk
      @captainsnekk 2 роки тому

      @@Imp_Rx why not

    • @alantryhard8632
      @alantryhard8632 2 роки тому +1

      *tokyo drift music plays*

    • @Imp_Rx
      @Imp_Rx 2 роки тому +1

      @@captainsnekk simply, it will be chaos

  • @JamieJaruna
    @JamieJaruna 2 роки тому +33

    If the whole car gets bigger the engine displacement should increase too

  • @johnraven5517
    @johnraven5517 2 роки тому +31

    I would like to see a 400% bigger ETK, but still a very fun video, especially the "everybody deserves a second chance, I deserve a little more", that was hilarious

  • @justacarguy8777
    @justacarguy8777 2 роки тому +9

    3:06 it is, because its heavy, so in law of inertia terms: it is harder to slow down a heavy object because it has more inertia

  • @kanseidreams
    @kanseidreams 2 роки тому +13

    a size 420% car would never crash 😎
    nice video!
    -Kansei

  • @badcropbean
    @badcropbean Рік тому +1

    6:31 “That’s so funny, the last time I laughed at that joke I fell off my dinosaur.” -Step Brothers.

  • @TheSavageProdigy
    @TheSavageProdigy 2 роки тому +12

    7:46 Man really just said no and put ETS music over it lmao.
    Actually want to play that again now, love that game, great relaxation.

    • @TheSavageProdigy
      @TheSavageProdigy 2 роки тому +4

      Euro Truck Simulator 2 - Music (#5 Menu 2) is the track song, nostalgia man.

  • @angelofficial3
    @angelofficial3 4 місяці тому +1

    3:57 idk why but I started laughing while drinking my tea and almost choked to death 😂

  • @thegaminhosscat4648
    @thegaminhosscat4648 2 роки тому +63

    Keep up the great videos Muye!

  • @Pearest
    @Pearest Рік тому +4

    6:43 LOL those pigeons are like little ants or spiders on the road

  • @kuba.504
    @kuba.504 2 роки тому +7

    MuYe irl: *drives head-on into a semi and totals his car*
    Also MuYe: not a crash

    • @Slaithyte
      @Slaithyte 8 місяців тому

      This is why I dislike MuYe

  • @kewlguy
    @kewlguy Рік тому +12

    least dangerous american car: 6:10

  • @Nursey_Shark
    @Nursey_Shark 2 роки тому +8

    The most cursed thing ever: Muye using the ETK 800 series

  • @horseboi189
    @horseboi189 11 місяців тому +1

    Finally a car that can accommodate mightys mom

  • @Riada-u8g
    @Riada-u8g 2 роки тому +10

    6:23 when you buy a 1/7 model on a hot wheels road.

  • @sigma_frenchie4075
    @sigma_frenchie4075 Рік тому +6

    4:40 yeah, that's what she said

  • @stinkywater007
    @stinkywater007 2 роки тому +11

    cant wait for the next livestream. ive been saving money for suprchats

    • @MuYe
      @MuYe  2 роки тому +4

      Oh no 😭

    • @BethanyBeckett-h2b
      @BethanyBeckett-h2b 9 місяців тому

      @@MuYenah jit tripping 😂😂😂

    • @squadrasamu
      @squadrasamu 8 місяців тому

      Bruh only 2 replies with muye repling.

    • @FlaredRex
      @FlaredRex 7 місяців тому

      ​@@squadrasamurepling 😭

  • @jofishgaming
    @jofishgaming 2 роки тому +9

    5:02 for a... Suprise

  • @ScarmYT
    @ScarmYT 2 роки тому +9

    Who also thought that he would not fit into this tunnel? 😂

  • @ManuPro3
    @ManuPro3 2 роки тому +2

    Idea per un video:
    Ogni volta che di schianti, i freni diventano più deboli

  • @nicholasedson6983
    @nicholasedson6983 Рік тому +5

    No, you ARE the traffic jam 5:51

  • @markotafa
    @markotafa 2 місяці тому +2

    2:34 bro said: o ne 🇷🇸

  • @the_letter_n_but_with_a_hat
    @the_letter_n_but_with_a_hat 2 роки тому +9

    8:15 I think you broke the Oil Sump

  • @cheesy_to3s166
    @cheesy_to3s166 2 роки тому +1

    Bro the content and the speaking/editing so so hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀

  • @sirafoxtron1701
    @sirafoxtron1701 2 роки тому +5

    3:22 i like how the chat reactive when MuYe comment lol

  • @trucker826
    @trucker826 2 роки тому +5

    6:15 When you put an R/C car on the road rug.

  • @cgomega3987
    @cgomega3987 Рік тому +1

    alternative title: "Every Time I Crash, I get closer to knowing how it feels to drive a Bentley"

  • @TopaT0pa
    @TopaT0pa 2 роки тому +5

    about filling up the 500% car: the tank is 5x times as big in every direction, so 5*5*5=125. with a 40l tank that's 5000l of fuel :D

  • @Pilot_EB_Pickles
    @Pilot_EB_Pickles Місяць тому

    The fact this has 0 dislikes show's how good MuYe really is.

  • @scert2832
    @scert2832 2 роки тому +6

    Top gear once proved that small toy cars are incredibly durable so they made a mod about it.

  • @SADIKAKAY-s1i
    @SADIKAKAY-s1i 6 місяців тому

    0:49 MuYe:NO NO NO
    car:okay understandable have a nice drive
    Balance Logic İn Beam Ng be like

  • @user-hehdh5shfh
    @user-hehdh5shfh Рік тому +6

    6:48 big car stepped by car

  • @RandomCeilingFans
    @RandomCeilingFans 2 роки тому +1

    (0:46) crash 1 im still making it count
    (1:59) crash 2 reason: dented front side
    (2:10) car crash 3 reason: even more dented
    (2:35) car crash 4 reason: crashed into an AI car
    (2:54) not even 20 seconds later its damage again
    (3:04) again 20 SECONDS later another crash and bumper fell off
    (3:12) not even a minute later this dude crashes into an AI
    (3:32) car gets crushed by a fucking dumpster
    (4:22) *hits rail* “What the f-” *door falls off* “Noo, ahh”
    (4:27) not even a few seconds later *crash* again *crash* (4:32) double crashes in a row
    (4:53) crashes into a tree
    (5:16) crashes onto side making bumper break slighty while its hanging for dear life
    (5:37) breaks bumper for probably the million’th time already crashing into a car that just spawned into existence
    (5:47) crashes into wall “im not giving myself another c-“
    (6:01) “NO NO YOU CAN NOT-“ crashes into cars again
    (6:44) crashes into another car for the 10’th time or
    (8:25) car fucking goes *BOOM*
    Edit: hopefully i get noticed doing this

  • @The-Eclipse69
    @The-Eclipse69 2 місяці тому +3

    whats the song name in 5:09 ?

  • @alexandrsvetov8188
    @alexandrsvetov8188 2 роки тому +1

    That "Oh Madonna" was the definition of my everyday mood 😂

  • @DanielIsCool01
    @DanielIsCool01 2 роки тому +7

    1:17 muye explaining why he hates etk

  • @Flareastic
    @Flareastic Рік тому +1

    whenever my friends says that beamng drive is most realistic game i show him muye's video

  • @Deritsuku2010
    @Deritsuku2010 2 роки тому +12

    3:28 Same

  • @MrDudeFace
    @MrDudeFace Рік тому +1

    "Every time the car crashes the speed goes up by 2% until I get flung into the fucking stratosphere."

  • @nikomatesic1427
    @nikomatesic1427 2 роки тому +9

    2:34 muye i didn't know you speak Croatian

    • @notthatdog629
      @notthatdog629 Рік тому +1

      That’s italian.

    • @andreeaXPLR
      @andreeaXPLR Рік тому

      muye is italian

    • @Fifasher2K
      @Fifasher2K Рік тому

      ​@@andreeaXPLR I thought muye is a pigeon.

    • @andreeaXPLR
      @andreeaXPLR Рік тому

      @@Fifasher2K it's for the new fans in case they don't know,chill

  • @fandy218
    @fandy218 2 роки тому

    0:00 ‘hairy buddy! welcome back…’ ☠️

  • @Some_nfs_fan08
    @Some_nfs_fan08 Рік тому +4

    2:05 Its not gonna fit(dirty mind) in the road (not dirty mind)

  • @Nîggeman_bs
    @Nîggeman_bs 2 роки тому

    "falls of cliff"
    Muye- "Not a crash"

  • @MonkeyHorse5354
    @MonkeyHorse5354 2 роки тому +8

    what is that sound called at 7:00

    • @randompoigon4583
      @randompoigon4583 Рік тому +4

      It’s from the song it’s just a burning memory

    • @netherforager
      @netherforager Рік тому

      @@randompoigon4583 whats the bgm though

    • @YouTubePoopBR1
      @YouTubePoopBR1 3 місяці тому

      ​@@netherforager fall guys final fall

  • @CruzorForBruzor
    @CruzorForBruzor 9 місяців тому

    bros editing style is immaculate

  • @SomeBavarianGuy.mp4
    @SomeBavarianGuy.mp4 11 місяців тому +3

    7:14 i need that converted to ibs-ft cause im a cold blooded- uh i mean red blooded american

    • @Stick_Cats
      @Stick_Cats 9 місяців тому +1

      METRIC IS BETTER!

  • @AlexdAviator
    @AlexdAviator Рік тому +1

    being italian and watching this video is a whole other experience

  • @ṀR.OFFLINË-MR.OFFLINE
    @ṀR.OFFLINË-MR.OFFLINE 2 роки тому +7

    8:00 P I G E O N

  • @cujoedaman
    @cujoedaman Рік тому

    This is that one kid that has a bin full of Hot Wheels and just one of those really big collector's cars and they all live in the same universe when he plays.

  • @lotustommy6751
    @lotustommy6751 2 роки тому +3

    Challenge: Every time you crash you get an extra wheel

  • @Tower_defense_simulator_man
    @Tower_defense_simulator_man 2 роки тому

    “Imagine filling this car up with todays gas prices” the most thing you should be aware of when having a car the size of 25% of your moms size

  • @Eggyteevee
    @Eggyteevee 2 роки тому +12

    6:03 a Full size car for a Full size american

  • @ddunic
    @ddunic Рік тому +1

    ‘Not a crash’
    -MuYe 2023

  • @LKN117
    @LKN117 2 роки тому +6

    I feel like what happened @5:36 is probably someone's weird fetish.

  • @andreabadalassi
    @andreabadalassi Рік тому

    Dio bo' mi ero perso sto canale! Grande 🤣

  • @popizz2000
    @popizz2000 2 роки тому +8

    3:56 Jojo Reference

  • @itapilot987
    @itapilot987 Рік тому

    If you do "Every time i crash,my car changes..." you gonna be the BeamNG community president

  • @docternoblex
    @docternoblex 2 роки тому +7

    7:05 ants

  • @screeninja2521
    @screeninja2521 2 роки тому

    im legit so happy youtube recommended me this guy

  • @julianprimitivo7981
    @julianprimitivo7981 2 роки тому +10

    3:12 dimmi che sei italiano senza dirmi che sei italiano

    • @Stick_Cats
      @Stick_Cats 9 місяців тому

      I speak pizza language

  • @aguruattapiano
    @aguruattapiano Рік тому

    The "oh! Madonna!" killed me 😂

  • @ASillyMayonnaise
    @ASillyMayonnaise 2 роки тому +10

    8:24 *""""""""""""""""crashes""""""""""""""""*
    "How is that a cra-"
    *PC explodes*

  • @rd3l
    @rd3l 2 роки тому

    "Steering wheel doesnt spin, so the car is unusable" Most true thing on earth

  • @tomaspiscicelli3288
    @tomaspiscicelli3288 2 роки тому +7

    Min 7:25 that’s what she said

  • @audiofrobloxsouthwestflorida
    @audiofrobloxsouthwestflorida 2 роки тому +1

    Suggestion -
    Every time I crash, the car traction control gets lower

  • @WHAAAT_
    @WHAAAT_ 2 роки тому +14

    3:48 - WTF!!!

    • @jack-kj1nd
      @jack-kj1nd 2 роки тому +2

      🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RaWStuFFz
    @RaWStuFFz 2 роки тому +1

    The italian memes make this even better

  • @londondeenik5
    @londondeenik5 2 роки тому +6

    7:35 *B.I.G. C.A.R.*

    • @AstronomyKid
      @AstronomyKid Рік тому +1

      Biggest car filled with Imaginary Gas and bigger than a Courtyard And Rocket ships

  • @ricardo_picario4237
    @ricardo_picario4237 2 роки тому

    the poor pigeons XD. I love the moments where you or the ai speaks italian bcause i understand nothing lol. I love your content!

  • @deividasbikulcius9547
    @deividasbikulcius9547 Рік тому +4

    1:58 .........nah we good

  • @somethingrio
    @somethingrio 2 роки тому

    Justice for the 800 lmao
    Best car in game can't change my mind

  • @milenaa_7303
    @milenaa_7303 2 роки тому +4

    2:09 here ends this kind of long intro in which he explains 3 times that the car is going to be bigger, you don't have to thank me

  • @noble_4932
    @noble_4932 2 роки тому

    MuYe is so smart he makes the end of the video so subtle that you watch the ad because you think it’s not over

  • @cashyates2274
    @cashyates2274 Рік тому +4

    @4:25 welcome to my world bro

  • @CharlieD34
    @CharlieD34 2 роки тому +1

    Can we all say that he loves his mother so much

  • @2014_Dacia_Duster
    @2014_Dacia_Duster 10 місяців тому +3

    0:12 OF YOUR MO-

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 4 місяці тому

    I accidentally opened TMBG's cover of Jessica in another tab and it just turned this into a cursed episode of Top Gear.

  • @firelight866
    @firelight866 Рік тому +3

    Imagine saying "muye"and your mom said to never say muye 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @Nickitwinning
      @Nickitwinning 7 місяців тому +1

      Wait..what?

    • @OI-DONNIE-MATE
      @OI-DONNIE-MATE 7 місяців тому

      God Damn it If I wasn't in America I would get you an ambulance since you're clearly having a stroke but it's too expensive

    • @zachariasleward7866
      @zachariasleward7866 2 місяці тому

      What

    • @firelight866
      @firelight866 2 місяці тому

      Muye is a "BaD wOrD" according to my mom

  • @warmaniac989
    @warmaniac989 Рік тому

    "how is that a chra-----" *CAR DOUBLES IN SIZE AND BREAKS REALITY*

  • @Just_A_Dude_Being_A_Guy
    @Just_A_Dude_Being_A_Guy 2 роки тому +4

    That’s thiccccc ass car

  • @ДмитрийАндреевич-ш8ж

    7:24 the next car when noticed behind the some damn huge cars rides on big speed:

  • @pietrosal9629
    @pietrosal9629 2 роки тому +5

    0:49 NON TI INCASTRAAAÀ