Flat earther logic: Small, sealed container delivered into space by rockets? Absurdity. A 40,000km wide dome made of one single piece of flawless glass on the border of space? Yes, that must be it.
@@mangojulie123 oh, you've forgotten that gravity "isn't a real thing, it's just densities and stuff." Or something like that. I had to stop at that point and clean up the mess I made laughing so hard at the "logic" involved, so I kinda missed the "explanation."
@MUHAMMAD IKMAL SOLIHIN BIN MOHD SHUKRI - You're talking about Gravitons, but you've misunderstood it. Gravity is not a particle, but a portion of string theory suggests that gravity is mediated by a particle the same way the other three fundamental forces are. For example, electromagnetism is mediated by the photon, but electromagnetism is not a particle. The graviton, if it exists, is supposed to be analogous to this. It's necessary to note though that gravitons have never been confirmed and we don't, as yet, even know if they exist.
Mary Ann Bittle you forgot that gravity wasn’t a real thing by explaining that flat earthers think that the earth is moving up at the speed of gravity 9.8 meters per second
Also, the insides of the ISS modules are well-padded. It only looks like a mess to an average person but those things are as organized as they could possibly be.
What maths did he do exactly? I fail to see what maths were nessecary for him to come up with that "theory". And I feel like he stole my idea, I used that in a joking manner awhile back and said that fatrearthers are so stubborn that if you bought a seat for them on a spaceship and let them see the globe and space etc with their own eyes they would still deny it and just say it's a CGI hologram projected onto the sky by NASA and the freemasons. And now hes using what I intended as a joke as his working theory of the universe word for word almost. Seriously I posted the comment saying that in this channel like 6 months- a year ago. Hes so stupid
Yes, perhaps his "math" can explain how Australia is larger than the entire continent of North America on his Flat Earth pizza model, or that South America is at least double the size of North America. Or that Africa seems to be larger than all of Europe/Asia. We already KNOW that these things are not so.
"Space Turbulence"™ "My Mafs"™ Gonna need 1.21 gigawatts to power that projector. Great Scott! Antarctic Treaty... points to North Pole. Can I get a job cleaning the glass dome? I have a ladder... Levon, you are a true wonder of the modern world.
I'm an ex dome cleaner, good luck with the job! Gotta tell you, always remember to power off the huge projector before going up there... Not a pleasant experience
@NikTheFix The what??? There is a treaty that covers all of the continent of Antarctica. But there are no separate treaties covering the two separate areas that might be seen by some to be "north" within that continent.
The best part imo? According to how the sun sets, such a device would be unable to project past the equator on a flat Earth. This wouldn't even work on his flat Earth. XD
I would love to see the amount of lumens that would be required to do this and the heat output from said device .. it would literally melt the north pole if there was a powerful enough projector get that far.. you can see the luxor top light from space and that is 42.3 billion lumens and 39 7000 watt lights (yes they're LED's now so they run cooler but we've been able to see the ISS for long before LED's were a thing so). hey maybe we're all wrong and this is why the ice caps are melting lol
Yeah, at what point do these Flatards suddenly stop and think, "You know what? It's probably easier to just go into space than it is to invent all the tech needed to fake it"...LOL
@@mozzergaming4826 Nah you don't understand, the Earth is flat and space doesn't exist, therefore, the technology required to get into space is impossible because space doesn't exist. Therefore, because the technology to get into space is impossible, space doesn't exist! (If you can't tell, this is a joke pointing out how circular and pointless arguments from FEs are)
something man made thats orbiting the earth? ridiculous. a dome made out of glass that goes over the entire earth? (clear glass ofc being a man made invention) yes perfectly logical
Yep, a flattard who doesn't even understand his own map...and the vital bit of misinformation about Antarctica being this ring of ice that keeps everyone...from reaching the dome! And it was funny how he drew those purple lines out of the 'glass dome'. I feel sorry for this guy, because he has got a very low IQ. Strangely, they don't all have such a disability. I truly think it's an emotional condition.
@@jaiross8520 To be fair, any interior modern design would look better since the ISS's internals are very outdated considering the age and origin of the designs.
Pat Kirksey Exactly! No fake scientism for us! We don't believe in that glorified school bus flying around at 17,000 mph! It would be destroyed by all the space turbulence. On the other hand my giant Arctic holographic projector shooting video at a planet-sized dome is perfectly believable. You know I can be trusted because my maths is rarely wrong and my geography skills are impeccable.
@@badbatch974 if he was only just a fraction smarter, he could have said they camouflaged the holographic projector as an iceberg using said holographic projections or some shit
Tommy D not any projector. A NASA holographic projector with the sole purpose of tricking everyone that we don't actually have amazing technolo... Ihmmm
I mean... seriously? When did this glass dome go up? Nov. 20, 1998, when the ISS was "launched"? Or 1500BC when glass was invented? Also, why haven't meteors destroyed this glass dome? I'm sure this idiot has seen a "falling star" at least once in his life time right? Sorry I can't debunk this anymore, too busy pissing my pants from laughter. XD
Breathable liquid... I almost lost my coffee all over my keyboard. I can't keep watching videos like this; laughing unexpectedly has cost me two keyboards in less than a year.
Out of the many weirdnesses this flatard is on about, this stuff is actually a real thing in medical treatment. But it doesn't anything like they thing it does. You can't just fill up a pool with it and magically breath under water.
@Jason could you please stop writing all of your comments in all caps? You would probably have better luck engaging in a conversation if you weren't giving everyone a headache. No one is going to even think about taking you seriously if you can't even write like a normal, educated person.
What did we learn today? Today's Lesson boys and girls is..... Don't go off your anti-psychotics just because you feel good. They were prescribed for a reason!
In fact, I did learn something today. I mean earlier today got familiar with this ua-cam.com/video/JYW5-sn8h9Q/v-deo.html . And about Levon. Definetely not a flattard. He is pushing too hard to make flerfs look dumber than they are, that even Matk Sargent must be pissed off.
I hope it is. I feel uncomfortable thinking there are people who really believe there is a glass dome above our heads. It's not the Simpsons movie, or the Truman Show, we live in. Worrying.
in fairness, it could just be a rogue group of elves that NASA has gotten their hooks into. I don't think we can conclude they've turned Santa just yet.
Dan's globe has beige oceans! Proof! Proof! It's all a lie!!!!!! Aarrrgghhh!!! I'd like to dedicate the preceding re-enactment to my hero, Larry Olivier.
Its the main problem with flat earthers, they cant focus on to many things at the same time. Seeing how the north pole is not on this map i bet they replaced it with new zealan when trying to make a more detailed map..
We don't get left out, the dome's reflection hides us! Thank god to our savior lorde peter jackson who got the ring to balance out the reflection. You must be thinking wtf.. but after watching this video even my predictive text jumble sentences make more sense.
You must have a really clear view of the dome in NZ, it looks really low there. And the projection of the ISS must be enormous and, I'm guessing, eeloooonngaaated?
I was on holiday in Italy a few years ago and looked at my NASA app and found that the ISS was due overhead in an hour. I told my wife but she wasn’t interested. I went to the roof garden of the hotel and waited for it. As you said Dan it appeared as a bright light travelling across the sky. No one else was there, no one to share it with. I have never seen it since.
@Dan Moyer Everyone knows that those "people" are just fakeCGI™ ... ... that are actually on harnesses in a swimming pool ... ... guarded by penguins. Density. Perspective.
Having recently been to Svalbard, around 79 degrees north, I can confirm you CAN go to the north pole. Also I didn't see a projector while I was there!
That's what they have told you. In reality the put you in a gigantic refrigerator together with some polar bears and gigantic holographic projectors and call that the "north pole".
MilesUmbrae....I face slapped myself so hard i almost became a believer. I guess if i truly want to believe i will have to be holding a hammer next time i face slap myself.
@@michaelwier1222 Then you will no longer be of value to our society, stuck in a hospital with a major concussion, wincing whenever someone lights even a candle in the same room that you're in. The choice is yours, of course.
So they signed the Antarctic treaty in 1957 to prevent anyone from discovering that they were going to project holograms, which weren't invented until 1962, of the international space station, which wasn't launched until 1998, from the North Pole, which isn't in the Antarctic. This guy is a genius!
I also heard it was sapphire, but I doubt that one, people would have chipped out chunks of it and it would have all kinds of holes in it by now.... WAIT MAYBE THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE THE ANTARCTICA TREATY IN THE ARTIC TOO NOW!! I GOT IT! I am so glad I finally figured it all out! They are not keeping us out of Antarctica they are protecting the sapphire dome! Thank God my "maffs" are so good!
If you were to gather a huge number of people and then ask them to genuinely try and come up with the most absolutely ridiculous possible excuses for why a globe earth isn't real, you still wouldn't match these guys. it truly has to be applauded the level of stupidly it takes to think up ideas like he did.
So I guess MAFFS is an airplane-mounted fire-fighting system? Maybe he puts out forest fires? And he does it good? Doubt it. Why am I even trying to come up with a defense for this guy at all?
two plus two is four. minus one that's a _huge projector at the north pole that projects on to the dome without any beam being visible, blocking light when in front of the Moon and never accidentally projecting on clouds_ quick maffs
mrkiky clouds are projections too. What you think water can fly? Density doesn’t allow that because air is less dense then water therefore it can’t fly up because dense things go down and light things go up.
Just ignore that, it's from thousands of years ago when glass domes were all the rage and every planet and their dog was getting one, no one cares now...
Trying to imagine how powerful the lasers for the holographic projector would have to be, how useless it would be in cloud, fog or blizzard, and how visible the laser beams would be....What happened to his super great mathematics?
Imagine if there was a glass dome over the earth?.. How much would it weigh? How did they erect it? When did they erect it? How long would it be before the glass became filthy and clearly visible? How do meteorites get to Earth? How do we get rain? If the clouds are on the inside how does the weather change? Surely the same weather patterns would just float around constantly? How would the glass survive lightening strikes? Why do we not see a reflection on the glass from the sun? Why do we have wind? Surely they have all the answers to these few questions...
I have heard flat-earthers (especially the 'unscientific ones' in the US) say "The creator can do anything he likes". So that's one problem we don't have to worry about anymore.
Lol, I've read once that the idea of a flat earth was a form of misinformation aimed at the lower classes from the wealthy or religious. Can't recall the asinine reasoning for taking a step back in our education and general intellect as a species. I'm sure it was for monetary or power gains.
Mark Compton I actually think that Flat Earthers are evidence of the human race making a pre-emptive evolutionary leap to guard against an impending zombie apocalypse. Can't have your brain eaten if it's evolved away, can you?
"...doing my research, doing my 'maffs'. And my 'maffs' are rarely wrong." Bet he got that line from 'Iron Man' and thinks he's the Tony Stark of our time. Trying to flex with his scientific prowess, yet all of this so-called theory is based on "I believe..". Where's the evidence? How does the projector work? Who made the glass dome and how? No no, a simple doodle made in MS Paint in less than a minute isn't quite enough. He could go to the Arctic, but I'm afraid that might be a little bit too far from the safety of his man-cave.
Flat Earth Convention in Kidderminster? I just googled it, it was actually in Cleobury Mortimer, ten miles or so outside of Kiddy. Fun fact - Cleobury is on the Clee Hills, which I can see from my bedroom window. If you go to the top of the hill, you get extensive views of Worcestershire and Shropshire. You can just about see as far as the Brecon Beacons in Wales. It's an excellent place to prove the Earth is a sphere, since you can't see Mount Snowdon, despite it being over 100 meters higher than the Brecons and only 20 miles further away as the crow flies. On a flat Earth, you should be able to see Snowdon in favourable conditions. I wish I'd have known it was happening on my doorstep, I'd have paid them a visit and made this point.
Mountains are inflatable. Snowdon needs to be pumped up, that’s why you can’t see it. Anyone got a puncture repair kit the size of a double decker bus?
@@ullscarf But from Snowdon, you can see Ben Lawers in favourable conditions, which is 240 miles away, three times the distance from Snowdon to Clee Hill.
That's a perfect, intellectual and totally reasoned response (for a flerf); it explains and validates your points with pure precision. (I apologise if I've used words for which you need to go and look up the meaning).
I'll have you know, that we here at NASA use MS Paint for everything. We have to, we spend all our budget on project HP-2463.13579, which is in fact a giant holo-projector. Well, that and dome maintenance. I mean, if that dome cracks, the dragons and unicorns will get back in and eat our souls...
@@AJMIckna2010 Please for the love of god(doesn't exist) don't encourage them, that line above will literally be evidence for them in a few weeks and Dan will have to bust that as well
Turbulence in space? Evidently he learned everything he knows about Space by watching "Lost In Space " Danger, Will Robinson! Danger! That does not compute! Oh, the pain! The pain!
In Math's we have projections. For example, I can project a vector in 3-space onto a plane in 2-space or a line. Or we can project a 4-dimensional object onto 3 dimensions. So maybe the right combination of projections in different coordinate systems and between different dimensions can give us a holographic projector. "He's very good at maths". Why do I doubt that statement?
Oh wow Even when there was a glass dome around the "flat earth" then how does he explain there are no reflections of the sun or the moon in that huge glass plate Every one could just made up their ideas of the flat earth and call himself a genius.
This is a perfect example of when you want to belive something is true, you are going to find some sort of way to prove it. Although he doesn't even sound sure of his own theory. Also, congrats on the 50th.
Nah. Sant's workshop is a projection which hides the ISS projector. Everyone knows this. Which is why they need to hide it with a projection and a treaty.....
Yes it is. Used to have a picture of it that my dad sent when he was building Alert on the north end of Ellesmere Island. In the early sixties. Went over very well at show and tell.
My father was an artic projectionist. Sometimes at night when everyone was asleep they would show old Abbot and Costello movies on the dome.
There's the laugh I needed to start the day...I'm dying!! 😂😂😂
I lol'ed.
Has to be the funniest comment this year on youtube!!
I remember that!!
😂😂😂😂😂
Sooo... the ISS is basically the Bat-signal?
Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah Flatmaaaaan!
Nice one
I love this comment way too much...
Holy holograms flatman!
Underrated comment!!!!
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
LA-LA-LA-LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU
FLATMAAAAAAN!
Flat earther logic:
Small, sealed container delivered into space by rockets? Absurdity.
A 40,000km wide dome made of one single piece of flawless glass on the border of space? Yes, that must be it.
How heavy is that thing?
@@mangojulie123 oh, you've forgotten that gravity "isn't a real thing, it's just densities and stuff." Or something like that. I had to stop at that point and clean up the mess I made laughing so hard at the "logic" involved, so I kinda missed the "explanation."
@@mangojulie123 must be heavy enough to keep the air from being sucked out.. but not too heavy so the turtle won't be crushed.
@MUHAMMAD IKMAL SOLIHIN BIN MOHD SHUKRI - You're talking about Gravitons, but you've misunderstood it. Gravity is not a particle, but a portion of string theory suggests that gravity is mediated by a particle the same way the other three fundamental forces are. For example, electromagnetism is mediated by the photon, but electromagnetism is not a particle. The graviton, if it exists, is supposed to be analogous to this. It's necessary to note though that gravitons have never been confirmed and we don't, as yet, even know if they exist.
Mary Ann Bittle you forgot that gravity wasn’t a real thing by explaining that flat earthers think that the earth is moving up at the speed of gravity 9.8 meters per second
"You can't enter Antarctica."
Proceeds to circle with his mouse around Arctic.
Haha 😂😂
at least we now know why trump wanted to buy greenland from denmark ...
to allow nasa to build a new projector there ...
To be fair, he's a genius at numbers, not so much at geography.
I litteraly live in the area that you "cannot enter" 🤣
yo, you know you CAN go to the arctic. flat earthers never tried to pay for an arctic cruise?
"And then it struck me again."
I think he's talking about the bricks that keep falling on his head.
😂😂😂
Nah it's just his last few brain cells that are burning spontaneously.
It can't be bricks falling on his head, he doesn't believe in gravity 😂 😂
@@thefuzzman And it can't be density, because his head is denser than bricks.
@@LazyCat010 And also, wouldn't the void between his ears confirm the existence of space 😂
"My math is good"
-explains no math
Lol 🤣🤣🤣
My math sucks. But yet I don't believe the earth is flat. :D
Sorry to correct you but he said his maffs were good. Nothing to do with arithmetic friend.
Hahaha,.. right
I don't know about his 'maths' but he said his Mafs is good
"Ladies and gentlemen, please secure the entire planet, as we seem to be having a bit a SPACE TURBULENCE!"
Me: "Did he just say turbulence?"
SciManDan: "Yes, he said turbulence."
Also, the insides of the ISS modules are well-padded. It only looks like a mess to an average person but those things are as organized as they could possibly be.
But of course, we're talking about the purest form of dumbasses here, so... The best we can do is laugh!
Yes, the vacuum of space is famous for creating turbulences....somehow.
@@ArchangelLucifer0Yup, space has turbulences bcos vacuum sucks air. LoL!
There was turbulence on Apollo 13 (if we can believe the movie).
"Just trust me I'm really good at math" well, that's all the convincing I need. Trust granted!
I have the best numbers. They're perfect. My numbers are perfect.
He said maths of am not wrong lol
What maths did he do exactly? I fail to see what maths were nessecary for him to come up with that "theory". And I feel like he stole my idea, I used that in a joking manner awhile back and said that fatrearthers are so stubborn that if you bought a seat for them on a spaceship and let them see the globe and space etc with their own eyes they would still deny it and just say it's a CGI hologram projected onto the sky by NASA and the freemasons. And now hes using what I intended as a joke as his working theory of the universe word for word almost. Seriously I posted the comment saying that in this channel like 6 months- a year ago. Hes so stupid
Yes, perhaps his "math" can explain how Australia is larger than the entire continent of North America on his Flat Earth pizza model, or that South America is at least double the size of North America. Or that Africa seems to be larger than all of Europe/Asia. We already KNOW that these things are not so.
My maths is good. :)
"Space Turbulence"™
"My Mafs"™
Gonna need 1.21 gigawatts to power that projector. Great Scott!
Antarctic Treaty... points to North Pole.
Can I get a job cleaning the glass dome? I have a ladder...
Levon, you are a true wonder of the modern world.
I'm an ex dome cleaner, good luck with the job! Gotta tell you, always remember to power off the huge projector before going up there... Not a pleasant experience
Remember. There's a lot of turbulence up there. Make sure you got a harness and updated fall-arrest system so you stay safe!
Yes, but you’re forgetting - he’s pretty sure! That’s iron-clad in my view!
@NikTheFix The what??? There is a treaty that covers all of the continent of Antarctica. But there are no separate treaties covering the two separate areas that might be seen by some to be "north" within that continent.
@NikTheFix
Very good! Cuz NAZIS.
Turbulence in space..... lol my belly hurts from laughing so much.
its really strong it can smash the astronauts into pieces!
Well maybe they think their magic space wizard would shake the station for some reason.
Paradise Decay He does’t believe in space so he probably means turbulence in the water pool.
Maybe he meant flatulence
Thought i misheard that. Turbulence? WTF?
"It's gonna blow your mind"
This level of stupidity is definitely mind-blowing
The best part imo? According to how the sun sets, such a device would be unable to project past the equator on a flat Earth. This wouldn't even work on his flat Earth. XD
My mind was about to be blown, but I was interrupted by a stupid commercial.
Evidently someone's been at the fruity oaty bars.
Miranda....HAAAAAI YAH!
Astronauts are trained not to float around like idiots.
I'm really good with maths... there is a huge holographic projector.
How did he calculate that?
By not using maths at all. Nothing he said required any calculations whatsoever. Remember the smell from the old mimeograph machines in school?
I would be surprised if the guy knew how a projector works.
Maffs. He said his maffs are very good. He also believes in Bigfoot because his maffs are very good.
I think he was too busy eating crayons to listen in maths class so he simply calls anything that requires a lot of thinking "maths".
I would love to see the amount of lumens that would be required to do this and the heat output from said device .. it would literally melt the north pole if there was a powerful enough projector get that far.. you can see the luxor top light from space and that is 42.3 billion lumens and 39 7000 watt lights (yes they're LED's now so they run cooler but we've been able to see the ISS for long before LED's were a thing so).
hey maybe we're all wrong and this is why the ice caps are melting lol
"Space travel cannot happen. Now let me just propose futuristic technology and complex techniques that are used to fake it."
Yeah, at what point do these Flatards suddenly stop and think, "You know what? It's probably easier to just go into space than it is to invent all the tech needed to fake it"...LOL
@@mozzergaming4826 Nah you don't understand, the Earth is flat and space doesn't exist, therefore, the technology required to get into space is impossible because space doesn't exist. Therefore, because the technology to get into space is impossible, space doesn't exist!
(If you can't tell, this is a joke pointing out how circular and pointless arguments from FEs are)
NASA: We sent ISS to space which orbits the earth
This guy: No, you projected it from the North Pole with the help of the South Pole treaty.
Flawless logic.
something man made thats orbiting the earth? ridiculous.
a dome made out of glass that goes over the entire earth? (clear glass ofc being a man made invention) yes perfectly logical
@kiiturii
What would even happen if this hypothetical glass dome were to break? Such stupid situations within stupid “theories”.
@@skyjack1 Have you seen the Simpsons movie? That would happen.
Which would require more technology than actually going to space.
Ahh... all that blasted space turbulence, always causing me to ram my head through a window
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So that's what keeps striking him
"Nobody can enter the Antarctic Treaty" - not the best time to take a sip of tea.
_Waves hand over the Arctic._
Technically, he's not wrong...
Painted the wall did you? That sucks!
I entered it the other night, bought it dinner first and went dancing then entered it hard all night long 👅
If you do however take a sip in that moment, you might encounter ... turbulences.
I feel like this guy is smart enough to forget how ketchup works
Someone should have practiced safe lunch with this guy and used condiments! LMAO
Everybody knows da earf consists of 7 condiments surrounded by oceans and an ice cream wall.
@william perkins LOL
Thankfully the Ketchup tree doesn't need to know how to make Ketchup.
@@coachnutt61 you frickin- this made me giggle
He's circling the north pole and talking about Antarctica 😂
Yep, a flattard who doesn't even understand his own map...and the vital bit of misinformation about Antarctica being this ring of ice that keeps everyone...from reaching the dome! And it was funny how he drew those purple lines out of the 'glass dome'. I feel sorry for this guy, because he has got a very low IQ. Strangely, they don't all have such a disability. I truly think it's an emotional condition.
That's the least of his problems
He must not have any friends or they would've smacked him upside the head for that blunder.
@@HumanimalChannel you can tell he has a low IQ he only has one tab open on his computer
@@James3-5 because he doesn't have any more screens ..... titter
Things like this, is why UA-cam needs the 'laughing' reaction instead of just a 'like'
Face palm emoji.
"..if there's *_a_* turbulence.." 😆😆😆
You struck gold again Dan 👌
Troll tactic that Dan fell for far too easily.
@@magnetiktrax Yes, making himself look like a total fucking dumbshit sure showed ol' Dan.
The turbulence is caused by space weather :)
He’s likely talking in context of the theory that the iss is filmed in a zero gravity plane. At least I hope so.
Of course there's space 'turbulence'! Haven't any of you seen
"Plan Nine from Outer Space" or indeed any episodes of "Star Trek;TOS"?
The Globe Lie Tour, "Maybe they' aren't all there yet." - You're right, Dan, they're definitely 'not all there.'
Exactly what I though when he said that. It was perfect. Not all there. They sure bloody aren't
lol I'm done with the internet today.
such a simple burn but used to well. you win the comment section.
It would literally be easier to build and fly the ISS than maintaining this conspiracy.
👍
Well it would be if space was real. Amirite? 😏
This is exactly what a fellow conspirator would say.... LOL!
I just realized how easy it is to be a conspiracy theorist.
ua-cam.com/video/P6MOnehCOUw/v-deo.html
As to that "how can people live in a mess like that" comment he's probably never been to my apartment.
He also doesn't understand that people live in much worse conditions than a space station..
I must admit I would love to see a SpaceX designed space station!
@@jaiross8520 To be fair, any interior modern design would look better since the ISS's internals are very outdated considering the age and origin of the designs.
yeah but are there turbulance in your building? lol clearly as much as in space
Lol yes but your apartment is not subject to turbulence
> doesn't want to believe in something without solid evidence.
> proclaims existence of a holographic projector with no evidence to back it up...
Filip Havojic it’s impossible bro. The treaty. You know the one designed to keep us from going to the South Pole.
Where is the proof of all the sci-fi bullshit ? Fucking NASA cartoons is proof ? SENSE OVER SCIENTISM !!!
Pat Kirksey
Exactly! No fake scientism for us! We don't believe in that glorified school bus flying around at 17,000 mph! It would be destroyed by all the space turbulence. On the other hand my giant Arctic holographic projector shooting video at a planet-sized dome is perfectly believable. You know I can be trusted because my maths is rarely wrong and my geography skills are impeccable.
@@badbatch974 if he was only just a fraction smarter, he could have said they camouflaged the holographic projector as an iceberg using said holographic projections or some shit
If he graduated college they need to take his diploma away!
So let me get this right, the sun isn't bright enough to reach the other side of the flat Earth but a projector can??
Tommy D not any projector. A NASA holographic projector with the sole purpose of tricking everyone that we don't actually have amazing technolo... Ihmmm
A projector built in Area 51 with the help of the ancien astronauts.
Yeah dude, it's _holographic,_ try to pay attention.
Is the sun holographic? No, no it's not. The projector is, though... and maybe the moon.
@@guynice5954 I'm getting that in the raid, I'll try to nab you one too
What if the moon was a reflector ? And the sun the light used to illuminate the movie set ? This makes sense.
I honestly almost peed myself in laughter watching the amount of stupidity in this short video.
Me too! I just went with it and let it flow.
Strap in then, because it is going to get a whole lot dumber and crazier before they're done!
I love how he goes on and on bragging about his math skills, then does ZERO math throughout his presentation. :)
Buy the ticket, take the ride. I have a Bladder Buster of Mt Dew. I'm here for the long haul.
I mean... seriously? When did this glass dome go up? Nov. 20, 1998, when the ISS was "launched"? Or 1500BC when glass was invented? Also, why haven't meteors destroyed this glass dome? I'm sure this idiot has seen a "falling star" at least once in his life time right? Sorry I can't debunk this anymore, too busy pissing my pants from laughter. XD
I remember the one time the projector had a glitch and it just projected an error message on the dome.
that's right , that explains aurora .
@@MitToCaKhia that happens when it goes into standby mode
The Blue Screen of Death. 🤪
401 Message Not Found.
So the light from the Sun cannot reach the whole flat Earth at once but some man made projector can?
I guess man makes better tech than their God can.
Jesus has never walked on the Moon. Enough said.
@lRaziel1
Lol, your comment reminded me of an ICP song called Fuvk the World.
Small Sun, Big projector, these guys have got it all covered.
LOL!
I guess the projector that casts the sun and moon and other celestial bodies on the dome was of Atlantean origin and self repairing...
How can people seriously delude themselves to this degree? It's astounding.
It's so funny how he's mistaking Arctic for Antarctica. Discount Flat earther.
A need to feel smart and important. It just becomes pathetic.
Apparently meth is a hell of a drug. I have no other explanation other than they are on copious amounts of drugs.
@@hxcvocalist I know, right? Arctic up here, Gary. Antarctic down here.
At a certain point stupidity becomes self sustaining.
"No one can enter the antarctic treaty" - you can't argue with that.
I tried, but got some terrible paper cuts......
Just The Tip
Nah guys he said "Antarctic titty", there it makes sense now...oh wait
funtic toc [how do you make a Lenny face in mobile?]
Breathable liquid...
I almost lost my coffee all over my keyboard. I can't keep watching videos like this; laughing unexpectedly has cost me two keyboards in less than a year.
You made my day!!! 😂😂😂
Out of the many weirdnesses this flatard is on about, this stuff is actually a real thing in medical treatment. But it doesn't anything like they thing it does. You can't just fill up a pool with it and magically breath under water.
@@romanpul Yes, I know this. Thanks for deflating my comment.
John Roscoe
I noticed that too.
So funny
My limit is one video per day. That's all the stupid that I can handle. I think this video is about two days worth though.
Turbulence... in space? I’m no rocket surgeon, but I.... I don’t think it works like that.
Not rocket surgeon - it' called rock scientist.
more like cocket surgeon amirite? because of your picture.... nvm
As a brain scientist, can confirm it doesn't work like that! Although "Space Turbulence" would be a good name for a band.
Don't worry, those of us who know about rocket surgery, know where to keep our sticks and dicks.
Space turbulence would mean asteroid. I doubt a helmet would help
Turbulence??? We are hitting Flatard levels that shouldn't even be possible...
"It's over 9000!!!" at least ^^
@UCWOcCGU8XH3x-vJWFGyK8xw damn man take a chill pill
I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard
You obviously have not checked out Logicked's videos on Donny Daytona.
@Jason could you please stop writing all of your comments in all caps? You would probably have better luck engaging in a conversation if you weren't giving everyone a headache. No one is going to even think about taking you seriously if you can't even write like a normal, educated person.
What did we learn today? Today's Lesson boys and girls is..... Don't go off your anti-psychotics just because you feel good. They were prescribed for a reason!
In fact, I did learn something today. I mean earlier today got familiar with this ua-cam.com/video/JYW5-sn8h9Q/v-deo.html .
And about Levon. Definetely not a flattard. He is pushing too hard to make flerfs look dumber than they are, that even Matk Sargent must be pissed off.
@David Parry I like the way your mind works, slithy toves and all!
We also learned that it is a difference between math and meth.
That was awesome, I said aloud "Did he say turbulence?" And you popped on screen saying "Yes, he said turbulence." XD
The secret holo proj is run by Elves from Santa's workshop. Making toys is a clever cover story.
Flat earth is a secret society of trolls betting who can come up with the best troll. It has to be!
If that's the game, I could beat them all easily.
it is ;
In todays age I would actually really believe that, seriously.
yup
I hope it is. I feel uncomfortable thinking there are people who really believe there is a glass dome above our heads. It's not the Simpsons movie, or the Truman Show, we live in. Worrying.
So Santa is a NASA shill and has a giant holographic projector in his workshop? My life is a lie
in fairness, it could just be a rogue group of elves that NASA has gotten their hooks into. I don't think we can conclude they've turned Santa just yet.
ISS is jsut flying over a flat earth. mystery solved
Dan's globe has beige oceans! Proof! Proof! It's all a lie!!!!!!
Aarrrgghhh!!!
I'd like to dedicate the preceding re-enactment to my hero, Larry Olivier.
Ofcourse he is. It's so simple.
That's it!!! Santa is flying around with his sleigh disguised as the ISS!
C'mon Dan, he's been thinking about this for a long time - give him a break!
He's been thinking for such a long time...and THIS is the best he can come up with??? ROTFLMAO
Way too long, brain rotted.....
This guy is my favorite, he has such extreme conspiracies. He is the living proof that stupidity has no limit.
If you are gonna be stupid, shoot for the stars! Well, stars are just light bulbs on a hollywood sound stage so bad example, but you get my point!
Conspiracies? In my country this is called mental illness.
I'm still uncertain if Flat Earthers are just all trolls laughing their asses off at us or they are literally the dumbest people who have ever lived.
I'm just glad his globe map shows New Zealand, we usually get left out on most
Its the main problem with flat earthers, they cant focus on to many things at the same time. Seeing how the north pole is not on this map i bet they replaced it with new zealan when trying to make a more detailed map..
As you should..))))
We don't get left out, the dome's reflection hides us! Thank god to our savior lorde peter jackson who got the ring to balance out the reflection.
You must be thinking wtf.. but after watching this video even my predictive text jumble sentences make more sense.
You must have a really clear view of the dome in NZ, it looks really low there. And the projection of the ISS must be enormous and, I'm guessing, eeloooonngaaated?
5:37 "and then it struck me" ...well something needs to, ideally a train or a bus.
Or a .50 bmg
A very strong holographic projector???? I laughed my ass off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maths:
Addition: 1 + 1 = 2
Subtraction: 2 - 1 = 1
Multiplication: 2 x 2 = 4
Division: 4 / 2 = 2
Trigonometry: (sin x)(0) + (cos x)(1) = holographic projector
Not Maths it's Maffs or eventually Muffs.
LOL The cosine "projection" joke. I wonder how many Flat Erfers would actually get that!
Are we just going to gloss over the whole “breathable liquid” thing?!?!
I was wondering about that myself. Wouldn't that be fantastic if they could manufacture that liquid for use in public and hotel swimming pools?
I just love how he just makes up an impossible substance whilst decrying space stations as impossible.
Haven't yous seen the science documentary The Abyss?
perfluorocarbon
And who are we going to confront? chances are that anyone who has ever uttered "breathable liquid" are now dead.
Confusing the Arctic and Antarctic…absolutely priceless Hahahaha
I was on holiday in Italy a few years ago and looked at my NASA app and found that the ISS was due overhead in an hour. I told my wife but she wasn’t interested. I went to the roof garden of the hotel and waited for it. As you said Dan it appeared as a bright light travelling across the sky. No one else was there, no one to share it with. I have never seen it since.
His mafs are rarely wrong people, why don't you trust him?
his maps are wrong as well!!! lol
I would love to see the mafs he used to figure all this out lol
I swear I heard "muffs"
We do but we have to pretend not to, you know so the aliens do not know anything. :-)
Ante Glavurdic the millertree trusts him that is why they are guarding the Antarctic treaty.
This channel is more entertaining than most tv shows. Luv ya Dan, thanks for the work you put in and taking the time out of your busy day.
He's referencing the Antarctic Treaty while circling the arctic with the cursor saying no one can enter. Maybe his maths told him that.
All continents that start with the letter A and end with the letter A are the same continent
@@MuttFitness Except Australia. That one's just fake.
@9600GTMAN XD
@@barryon8706
Well, if Australia was real, it's not even a continent.
@Dan Moyer Everyone knows that those "people" are just fakeCGI™ ...
... that are actually on harnesses in a swimming pool ...
... guarded by penguins.
Density. Perspective.
Turbulance in Space... i Start to laugh and i can‘t stop...😂😂
Yea I just cringed when he said turbulence, ITS SPACE I mean come on!
All that...uh...space is in the way, making it...um... Something?
Haha, same. Idk how people can be this dumb.
The gravity waves sure are choppy today.
The ISS has to be inside the dome and hence inside the atmosphere.
PurpleRhymesWithOrange conveniently de-orbiting itself at the same time due to orbital decay
Having recently been to Svalbard, around 79 degrees north, I can confirm you CAN go to the north pole. Also I didn't see a projector while I was there!
My friend went to Svalbard a few years ago with Uni. He didn't mention any giant projectors either.
That's what they have told you.
In reality the put you in a gigantic refrigerator together with some polar bears and gigantic holographic projectors and call that the "north pole".
This made me face-palm so hard that I think I gave myself a concussion...
MilesUmbrae....I face slapped myself so hard i almost became a believer. I guess if i truly want to believe i will have to be holding a hammer next time i face slap myself.
@@michaelwier1222 Then you will no longer be of value to our society, stuck in a hospital with a major concussion, wincing whenever someone lights even a candle in the same room that you're in. The choice is yours, of course.
coolguy 284....It's called sarcasm, a joke. Making fun of the flat- Earthers.
Nah, mate, that was a "cosmic turbulence", not a concussion.
You need a pair of cool hard logic's oven mitts to lessen the damage from face palming
So they signed the Antarctic treaty in 1957 to prevent anyone from discovering that they were going to project holograms, which weren't invented until 1962, of the international space station, which wasn't launched until 1998, from the North Pole, which isn't in the Antarctic.
This guy is a genius!
If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now 🤣🤣🤣
That made me laugh, thank you. (So true)
You win the comment section today.
lol come on man, i've seen that joke used too much now (i agree though)
This new joke has has made my day thank you for commenting, So original and very funny👌🏼💯
"Glas dome"?!? WTF?! Everybody knows its transparent aluminium!
No, it's liquid helium. Gigantor said so!
NO it is molten glass! That is what I was told!!
I also heard it was sapphire, but I doubt that one, people would have chipped out chunks of it and it would have all kinds of holes in it by now.... WAIT MAYBE THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE THE ANTARCTICA TREATY IN THE ARTIC TOO NOW!! I GOT IT! I am so glad I finally figured it all out! They are not keeping us out of Antarctica they are protecting the sapphire dome! Thank God my "maffs" are so good!
And NASA's formula for transparent aluminum has made them richer than the dreams of Avarice
Star Trek. Right on, Thomas.
"doing my math. And my math is rarely wrong". Then proceeds with "I do believe they do have a very strong holographic projector".
As proven by his infallible maffs of course.
At first, I thought he was saying 'muff'.
"My muff is rarely wrong."
@@Huegell That's what he's talking through.
Its actaully scary how stupid they're
Think about it...... if you never actually do any maths, then your maths can never be wrong!
When he said “holographic projector” every synapse in my brain was screaming NO NO NO NO, STOP! IT’S TIME TO STOP.
5:38 "And then it struck me, like lightning." Oh if only, if only....
AxeGaijin if only, he might have some kinda brain if that happened 🤔
Let's give him a key, a kite, and send him out into the rain.
better dont. The last one who did this actually contributed to science. The least combo i want is flat earth and science
I still would like to see his glorious math,.... maybe he said meth?!?
People in the depths of the amphetamine psychosis make more sense than this simpleton.
I heard meth
Comma period period period period
Meth shrinks the brain. At this stage his cat must be more clever than him now.
Im sure he ment to say meth
"And then it struck me like lightning"... Don't give us false hope
If you were to gather a huge number of people and then ask them to genuinely try and come up with the most absolutely ridiculous possible excuses for why a globe earth isn't real, you still wouldn't match these guys. it truly has to be applauded the level of stupidly it takes to think up ideas like he did.
" i did my research and my math, and my math is rarely wrong."
Proceeds to make a completely wild guess that has nothing to do with math.
Holey Moley Batman! the bat signal has been replaced by the ISS!
I'm sorry, Batman. We were not trying to get your attention. We were just trying to cook this bat on this hot spotlight.
Its astronomical anomaly Batman
4:25 "My maffs are really good"
That about sums him up
So I guess MAFFS is an airplane-mounted fire-fighting system? Maybe he puts out forest fires? And he does it good?
Doubt it. Why am I even trying to come up with a defense for this guy at all?
two plus two is four.
minus one that's a _huge projector at the north pole that projects on to the dome without any beam being visible, blocking light when in front of the Moon and never accidentally projecting on clouds_
quick maffs
JHB
@JHB
You might confuse him if you use the word “sums” near to his “maffs”.
Have seen flerfers state that you can't prove anything with maths. Which for me was the most stupid comment I have ever heard.
mrkiky clouds are projections too. What you think water can fly? Density doesn’t allow that because air is less dense then water therefore it can’t fly up because dense things go down and light things go up.
“I am extremely surprised that I can still be surprised by you lot.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can't believe it's already the 50th tinfoil Tuesday. Awesome.. Keep up the good work Dan.
Kamisa should you
I’m
The game has to go and
I’m
@@stephengilbert4702 ????
Kamisa
I’m going now
"I believe.. doing my research.. doing my maffs..." Er, right.. enough said, I reckon!!!
Never listen to anyone who says, "Let me explain you..."
Also, never listen to anyone who says "this will blow your mind".
But his maths are good. What about his maths?!?!?
@@johnhardwick1736 No.....
his MAFS is good!
....way more convincing.
Let me explain to you Darrel Covello is Pewdiepie, and this will blow your mind.
Brought to you by Levon's Jerk Chicken 'n' Science Center.
“That’s one sorted isn’t it Colombo?” 😂
How many people does it take to change the projectors light bulb?
Haha, the entire Flat Earth community. One to hold the bulb and the rest to turn the stationary, flat, level plane Earth at "15 degrees per hour", LOL
@@mozzergaming4826 Brilliant
Yeah brilliant lol.
Light bulb? I bet it's a heavy bulb!
@@tenaciouscoder138 yeah got to be heavy. Otherwise never be bright enough, to reach tens of thousands of miles
You cant enter the arctic cause of the *antarctic* treaty
"Intelligence 💯"
Probably a bit lower than that, to be honest
@@tristanlj3409 agreed
Intelligence*
@@matthiaswouters thank you for pointing that out, fixed it
And you cant even enter the antarctic TREATY, not only the antarctic itself.
Glass dome? Time to send another rocket up filled with Windex.
Please do, I see nothing but white spots all over it.
Lol
Elon does need things to do, lol.
@@tibfulv lol
Legend has it, the secret password to get into the Antarctic treaty at the North Pole is "breathable liquid space turbulence"
This dude really said there's a glass dome over the flat Earth 🤣
So there is a curve!
@@jussivalter Oof
I’ve seen so many flattards comments but never before I’ve heard some flatterds believe that a glass dome exists
Just ignore that, it's from thousands of years ago when glass domes were all the rage and every planet and their dog was getting one, no one cares now...
Of course there is a glass dome 🙄
The Simpsons predicted that in their movie 🤣
Trying to imagine how powerful the lasers for the holographic projector would have to be, how useless it would be in cloud, fog or blizzard, and how visible the laser beams would be....What happened to his super great mathematics?
Then it struck him... then it struck him again! Look at the result. Head injuries are serious people, always wear a helmet!!
Roger McKenzie I thought THEY are wearing a tinfoil hat, that should suffice.
This guy needs to wear arm floaties when he eats soup.
This guy has been familiar with high cranium G forces since post natal assessment.
I work in a mental health hospital and when I mentioned that their were people who think the world is flat and they said 'and they say we are mad'!!!
I love how his proof/evidence is literally like 10 lines he drew on Microsoft Paint haha.
Hey, at least that's more than some of them provide.
And he could just as easily draw lines to all parts of his dome even if his projector wasn't in the middle.
It's 10 more than Dan had, so...
@@ColinWatters his lines went everywhere so obviously we should see more than one projection XD
Lmao nothing like watching a dude repeatedly circle the arctic and calling it Antarctica whilst thinking everyone around him is wrong. Lol.
and they are the ones who "know what's real and what's fake"
He's so good at math. Well, admittedly I didn't see him make a single mistake in any of his calculations.
lmfao
Well it's hard to be wrong when your calculations are 1+1
His maffs are good.
mathemagics is amazing
@@mpetersen6 you would be surprised...
Imagine if there was a glass dome over the earth?..
How much would it weigh?
How did they erect it?
When did they erect it?
How long would it be before the glass became filthy and clearly visible?
How do meteorites get to Earth?
How do we get rain?
If the clouds are on the inside how does the weather change? Surely the same weather patterns would just float around constantly?
How would the glass survive lightening strikes?
Why do we not see a reflection on the glass from the sun?
Why do we have wind?
Surely they have all the answers to these few questions...
The answer is "automagically" somthing like archer reloading his bow in Diablo game.
I mean I guess there could be weather inside a glass?
I have heard flat-earthers (especially the 'unscientific ones' in the US) say "The creator can do anything he likes". So that's one problem we don't have to worry about anymore.
It wouldn't "weigh" anything because there's no such thing as gravity. It would just be magic "buoyancy" glass.
@@sourisvoleur4854 How would it stay on the Earth without something holding it down? :p
The One with the Breathable Liquid.
Weirdest Friends episode ever.
Genuinely LOL'd
And I thought breathing underwater was a Fallout thing.
Yea but let's look at the evidence:
1. He is good at maffs and he is good with the numbers
2. His maffs are rarely wrong
Checks out!!!
2+2=projector 🤗
@@TrickOrRetreat I do believe they do have a 2+2=Projector in the middle of the north antarctic
seems legit
@@TrickOrRetreat I thought that 2+2 = 5 for very large values of 2. How did you get projector?
LMAO
i believe flerfers don't exist.
There you go, guys. That's the flat earth movement finished.
Lol, I've read once that the idea of a flat earth was a form of misinformation aimed at the lower classes from the wealthy or religious. Can't recall the asinine reasoning for taking a step back in our education and general intellect as a species. I'm sure it was for monetary or power gains.
Mark Compton
I actually think that Flat Earthers are evidence of the human race making a pre-emptive evolutionary leap to guard against an impending zombie apocalypse.
Can't have your brain eaten if it's evolved away, can you?
Chris Finegan Hold on that’s actually genius. You might be onto something
"...doing my research, doing my 'maffs'. And my 'maffs' are rarely wrong." Bet he got that line from 'Iron Man' and thinks he's the Tony Stark of our time.
Trying to flex with his scientific prowess, yet all of this so-called theory is based on "I believe..". Where's the evidence? How does the projector work? Who made the glass dome and how? No no, a simple doodle made in MS Paint in less than a minute isn't quite enough. He could go to the Arctic, but I'm afraid that might be a little bit too far from the safety of his man-cave.
Flat Earth Convention in Kidderminster? I just googled it, it was actually in Cleobury Mortimer, ten miles or so outside of Kiddy. Fun fact - Cleobury is on the Clee Hills, which I can see from my bedroom window. If you go to the top of the hill, you get extensive views of Worcestershire and Shropshire. You can just about see as far as the Brecon Beacons in Wales. It's an excellent place to prove the Earth is a sphere, since you can't see Mount Snowdon, despite it being over 100 meters higher than the Brecons and only 20 miles further away as the crow flies. On a flat Earth, you should be able to see Snowdon in favourable conditions.
I wish I'd have known it was happening on my doorstep, I'd have paid them a visit and made this point.
Clee hill, been over it loads of times and Cleobury Mortimer, wonderful views
Mountains are inflatable. Snowdon needs to be pumped up, that’s why you can’t see it. Anyone got a puncture repair kit the size of a double decker bus?
You can't see Snowdon coz of atmospheric stuff.
@@ullscarf But from Snowdon, you can see Ben Lawers in favourable conditions, which is 240 miles away, three times the distance from Snowdon to Clee Hill.
@@ongbonga9025 Are you sure? That must be coz of different atmospheric stuff.
You know someone isn’t very up to date when they are using ms paint
illustrator is too hard for them...
It's free.
That's a perfect, intellectual and totally reasoned response (for a flerf); it explains and validates your points with pure precision. (I apologise if I've used words for which you need to go and look up the meaning).
I'll have you know, that we here at NASA use MS Paint for everything. We have to, we spend all our budget on project HP-2463.13579, which is in fact a giant holo-projector. Well, that and dome maintenance. I mean, if that dome cracks, the dragons and unicorns will get back in and eat our souls...
@@AJMIckna2010 Please for the love of god(doesn't exist) don't encourage them, that line above will literally be evidence for them in a few weeks and Dan will have to bust that as well
It’s the dislikes on your videos that give me the most joy. Just knowing you’ve triggered a handful of these muppets always makes my day 😂👍
Turbulence in space?
Evidently he learned everything he knows about Space by watching "Lost In Space "
Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!
That does not compute!
Oh, the pain! The pain!
Fkn Flatearthers ...because even scientologists need someone to laugh at
LOL, you know you're an idiot when Scientologists call you crazy.
@@tommy3989 👍
Is it just me or does the Disk-believer sound like he doesn't want anyone else in the house to hear him?
yeah the whispering is kinda... weird xD
He just doesn't want the government to listen in and discover that he knows the truth.
Because his mum will smack his ass if she hears him.
Lol
@@crovax1375 ooh yes, obviously :D
@@Jason_Family_Man Hey, that's almost English. Keep trying buddy. You're doing great.
very good at maths,
How is "a projector" the result of "maths" ? the square root of Pi = Projector? 2+2=projector ?
smh
Good question 😂
Well, the cosine of an angle is sometimes called the "projection". Dum Dum Dahhhhh!
In Math's we have projections. For example, I can project a vector in 3-space onto a plane in 2-space or a line. Or we can project a 4-dimensional object onto 3 dimensions. So maybe the right combination of projections in different coordinate systems and between different dimensions can give us a holographic projector.
"He's very good at maths". Why do I doubt that statement?
2+2=projector..... I just about pissed myself. Thank you for making my day.
Oh wow
Even when there was a glass dome around the "flat earth" then how does he explain there are no reflections of the sun or the moon in that huge glass plate
Every one could just made up their ideas of the flat earth and call himself a genius.
Excellent question.
You're just being a big ol' meanie!
This is a perfect example of when you want to belive something is true, you are going to find some sort of way to prove it. Although he doesn't even sound sure of his own theory.
Also, congrats on the 50th.
@@ohasis8331 His maffs is very good, rarely wrong.
The Iss actually would be cheaper than a huge scifi holographic projector...
🤣
@partisan well that's a pour brainwashed excuse you must be an idiot
@@nicolauscopernicus3923 please dont call people an idiot his comment may sound dumb but just stop being so rude please 😯
Cheaper than 165 billion?
A projector ah yeah. Santa's workshop is there too right?
Nah. Sant's workshop is a projection which hides the ISS projector. Everyone knows this. Which is why they need to hide it with a projection and a treaty.....
Yes it is. Used to have a picture of it that my dad sent when he was building Alert on the north end of Ellesmere Island. In the early sixties. Went over very well at show and tell.
He thinks he’s good at maths because he’s good with numbers?
Real mathematicians do maths with letters.