EFAP #31 - The Dregs of Click bait with Ben and Billy the Fridge from The Drunken Peasants

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  • @PeytonViebs
    @PeytonViebs 5 років тому +601

    My favorite part was when billy unknowingly used all the meme arguments one by one.

    • @rollrcoastrbacon2725
      @rollrcoastrbacon2725 5 років тому +40

      Peyton Viebs he and Major Lee should have baby

    • @mr.m2914
      @mr.m2914 5 років тому +30

      Thats why i don't watch his show

    • @DraconisMarchVII
      @DraconisMarchVII 5 років тому +15

      Wow Billy is a moron loooool

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 4 роки тому +15

      "Let the milk flow through y'all!"
      Bilbo(aka Bill) Baggins

    • @QJ89
      @QJ89 3 роки тому +5

      Did he imply that he's friends with the Onion? Why would you Want to associate with that scumbag!?

  • @latetothegame7145
    @latetothegame7145 5 років тому +462

    The Captain Marvel discussion reminded me of another reasons why she is a massive retcon into the MCU. In the first Avengers movie Tony Stark, Bruce Banner and Captain America confront Nick Fury about why he is using tesseract technology to build weapons of mass destruction. Nick Fury says something along the lines of 'because of Thor. When Thor came to Earth we learned that we are not alone and hilariously outgunned'. If the Captain Marvel movie is now canon, then Nick Fury had already known for about 20 years that we are not alone and hilariously outgunned.

    • @sammydray5919
      @sammydray5919 5 років тому +62

      YES!!! THAT PISSES ME OFF SOOOO MUCH!!!!

    • @OutsideTheTargetDemographic
      @OutsideTheTargetDemographic 5 років тому +8

      But popcorn movie!

    • @user-zv2vm8bd8h
      @user-zv2vm8bd8h 5 років тому +37

      That's why having CM in the 90s was a retarded idea. She could have emerged around the time of Civil War. Fury was absent from Civil War (which was really weird) so he could be dealing with aliens while the Avengers were fighting among themselves. No continuity errors, no 90s nostalgia bullshit and no retcons.

    • @thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527
      @thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527 5 років тому +19

      Reno Thomas Due to intra studio drama, Marvel television is basically the red headed stepchild of the MCU. It tries it’s best to tie in with the film but no one in the film division considers the shows canon. Joss Whedon stated once in an interview that Coulson is still dead in the film timeline regardless of being resurrected in agents of shield, and none of the films ever reference the shows.

    • @pinkskie5536
      @pinkskie5536 5 років тому +8

      I mean, wasn't half of the shit Fury talked about in that movie meant to be a ploy to make sure the Avengers banded together? Not to say that it isn't a continuity error, but the idea that he'd be lying to make sure his little project went well was established in that same movie.

  • @Beuwen_The_Dragon
    @Beuwen_The_Dragon 5 років тому +737

    Not only have I been mis-gendered, you've rushed me to complete the art! >.-.<
    I demand many villages of peasants and cattle as reparations! #FeedDragonsForForgiveness

    • @bluedragon8417
      @bluedragon8417 5 років тому +62

      Don't forget to demand some gold for the treasure horde.

    • @HagridRKZ
      @HagridRKZ 5 років тому +66

      Is it racist to ask if you're a Western dragon with mighty wings or a wingless Eastern dragon that just flies because reasons.

    • @Beuwen_The_Dragon
      @Beuwen_The_Dragon 5 років тому +44

      @@HagridRKZ The answer you seek lies at 2:02:38. ^.-.^

    • @HagridRKZ
      @HagridRKZ 5 років тому +36

      @@Beuwen_The_Dragon My God, dude that's amazing. If I had a cattle farm, all the animals would've been given to you as offerings. ;-)
      In all seriousness though, you have amazing talent. Now that efap has its own website, they *need* to make a separate gallery just for your artwork.

    • @alekseischafer4287
      @alekseischafer4287 5 років тому +7

      Count your goblets, there’s burglars around.

  • @EveryFrameAPause
    @EveryFrameAPause  5 років тому +365

    Every Frame A Madea

    • @thedishonoredamerican129
      @thedishonoredamerican129 5 років тому +19

      That meme will be here for a while.

    • @SvendleBerries
      @SvendleBerries 5 років тому +19

      Madea is implied.

    • @shawnm1902
      @shawnm1902 5 років тому +6

      @MooLer Wolf and Rags should efap this masterpiece.
      ua-cam.com/video/xrJVZZLv2GE/v-deo.html

    • @mariokarter13
      @mariokarter13 5 років тому +6

      Madea, or not Madea, that is the question.

    • @krennicsaspirations4883
      @krennicsaspirations4883 5 років тому +6

      There's an old EFAP legend, of a woman so powerful she could destroy the very fabric of reality with a single "Mmmhhh". Her name was Madea the goddess of destruction.

  • @alpharius5155
    @alpharius5155 5 років тому +143

    "Epic does not" - Rags 2019

  • @alby1529
    @alby1529 5 років тому +161

    "MauLer has a cult"
    Since when is being right a cult?

    • @ergoth154
      @ergoth154 5 років тому +22

      Corvus Corax Since Hitler

    • @alby1529
      @alby1529 5 років тому +37

      @@ergoth154 woah there

    • @massivetism
      @massivetism 5 років тому +21

      @@ergoth154 Ron burgundy: Well that escalated quickly, I mean that really got out of hand fast

    • @massivetism
      @massivetism 5 років тому +1

      @@neropunkt neo nazi

    • @Unknown-hb3id
      @Unknown-hb3id 4 роки тому +16

      Since John Adams-spider wrote about the legal right to require liking The Last Jedi in the Constitution. Duh

  • @trajanthegreat2928
    @trajanthegreat2928 5 років тому +250

    I think Billy's argument about Captain Marvel can be summed up as "they did it ok the way they did it"

    • @misshapenape8196
      @misshapenape8196 5 років тому +1

      Ah I see a total war fan.

    • @killian9314
      @killian9314 5 років тому +3

      I want to like this, but it's stitting at a perfect "69"

    • @ultimateagent25
      @ultimateagent25 5 років тому +11

      Also, Billy's arguments can summed up with " this a film about space wizards intended for children. "

    • @neropunkt
      @neropunkt 5 років тому

      i want to kiss your left butt cheek

    • @ultimateagent25
      @ultimateagent25 5 років тому

      @@neropunkt okay.😕😕😕😕😕

  • @lobsterminion693
    @lobsterminion693 5 років тому +256

    Male Doomguy's mission: KILL ALL DEMONS
    Female Doomgirls mission: Don't die.
    Which one is more badass?

    • @AnAmericanMusician
      @AnAmericanMusician 4 роки тому +32

      Doomguy: Too angry to die!!!
      Doomgrill: too pussy to live...

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 4 роки тому +7

      1: Doomguy
      2: Demon(s)
      3: "?"
      4: Turd
      5: Turd farmer
      6: Doomwamen

    • @QJ89
      @QJ89 3 роки тому +1

      They missed a trick by giving Joan (the "Doom-girl") the code-name Crash.

    • @danishcartoonist545
      @danishcartoonist545 3 роки тому +2

      @@QJ89 wait a minute, is that a Quake 3 reference?!

    • @HerohammerStudios
      @HerohammerStudios 2 роки тому +1

      @@QJ89 they missed the trick of not shitting out that garbage in the first place

  • @Gakusangi
    @Gakusangi 5 років тому +142

    Listening to Billy constantly trying to justify the horrible storytelling in some of these movies by coming up with weird theories that the movies offer no evidence for is almost painful at times. I like how everyone else just kept asking some very basic questions while he constantly adjusted his answers to based on them, without having any consistency.

    • @Gakusangi
      @Gakusangi 5 років тому +6

      @Elvick Ow...my brain x_x

    • @SideBurns
      @SideBurns 5 років тому +10

      It’s a film about Space whamen intended for children.

  • @ReaLMoisan
    @ReaLMoisan 5 років тому +199

    I hate how Captain Marvel is being retconned as the most powerful Avenger. In the comics Thor would destroy her, and in the Infinity Crisis comics, Thanos one punches Captain Marvel like she's a gnat. In fact, she's officially ranked as the 10th most powerful Avenger! Even in the current MCU, she is ranked 5th! If you think it's because she's a woman, know that Scarlet Witch is considered more powerful by official Marvel rankings. I know arguing the strength of fictional characters is ridiculous, but I despise everything that Captain Marvel is.

    • @stijnvandevyver7958
      @stijnvandevyver7958 5 років тому +42

      Captain Marvel's number 1 hero status is so forced. They're trying really hard to create an iconic female hero to the point of it being dreadfully obvious.

    • @mr.m2914
      @mr.m2914 5 років тому +6

      Well said. I didn't even know those other statistics because I've never read the comics

    • @gottesurteil3201
      @gottesurteil3201 5 років тому +8

      Yeah it's unfortunate but as far as the films are concerned if they want to make Cpt. Marvel the most powerful, no one can stop them. They could have a scene of her beating Thor in an arm wrestling contest and we would be forced to accept she is stronger.

    • @MyRickyjoe
      @MyRickyjoe 5 років тому +13

      @@stijnvandevyver7958 Yeah, they wanted her to be the strong diverse face of the franchise, so they stuck her out there and checked all of the boxes and just expected her to be a critical hit.
      And you see why you can't have Black Widow as this new fresh face, because she's far too relatable too fit the "strong female" character they were going for. Time to pull old Carol out of the fridge, why did we ever put her in there? She SEEMS fine as a character. Right?
      She would be great on a propaganda poster tho: "Is someone in your family consuming racist memes?! Call your local diversity officer today!"

    • @rollrcoastrbacon2725
      @rollrcoastrbacon2725 5 років тому +10

      She can’t be a character. She can never be a character. She’s written entirely to make money off the SJW crowd and remind you that you’re watching a film
      Nothing breaks immersion than an insanely overpowered retcon of a character who just happened to be there the whole time

  • @lukevankleef4245
    @lukevankleef4245 5 років тому +36

    2:34:00 I imagine in Han's heaven, he sits in the cantina, and then Greedo sits down opposite of him, and Han shoots him, and another Greedo comes, and Han shoots him as well. And its just an infinite number of Greedos lining up to get shot by Han for all of eternity. That's Han's heaven. XD

  • @lordhankofhousehill2461
    @lordhankofhousehill2461 5 років тому +83

    Every Frame A Panda

  • @Laxhoop
    @Laxhoop 5 років тому +187

    Ultron: Tries to kill literally everyone.
    Fury: “Meh.”
    Thanos: Tries to kill half of everyone.
    Fury: O.K., THIS is serious!

    • @deathsdoor07
      @deathsdoor07 5 років тому +19

      Thanos at least accomplish the mission.

    • @Neo2266.
      @Neo2266. 4 роки тому +12

      I thought Fury called in backup because this was he realized he was dying

    • @zillah1157
      @zillah1157 4 роки тому +13

      Didn't Ultron just want to kill everyone on earth where as Thanos was the universe? I could be wrong but that's a big difference in lives lol

    • @Koranthus
      @Koranthus 4 роки тому +4

      @@zillah1157 pretty sure Captain Marvel would have came to help if the Earth was going to get wiped out 2 Avengers movies in a row.

    • @dumbino7745
      @dumbino7745 3 роки тому +9

      @@zillah1157 pretty sure Fury wouldn't care about the difference, his interest is in protecting earth first and foremost.

  • @JTViper
    @JTViper 4 роки тому +10

    "Pandas are in the Family Ursidae, and are considered true bears. There seems to be some misinformation floating around the web that pandas are more closely related to raccoons than bears."

  • @Keandros
    @Keandros 5 років тому +155

    I enjoyed that you guys had Billy on because it was hilarious to have a TLJ fan with you guys. But as someone who knows most of the lore, especially the EU/Legends canon, I was cringing so hard at how much he is wrong about lore. It's no wonder he likes TLJ because he doesn't know his Star Wars lore at all. Everyone that I know that is super deep on Star Wars EU/Legends lore hates TLJ because of how much it shits the bed on the lore.

    • @christopherthokar8697
      @christopherthokar8697 5 років тому +50

      TLJ is so bad it shits the bed on standards of quality

    • @Keandros
      @Keandros 5 років тому +31

      @@christopherthokar8697 Yeah. I don't consider the Disney canon as part of Star Wars, it's worse than most of the fanfictions. Part of me is glad in hindsight that they separated the canons, preserves the EU. Yes some parts of the EU were meh, but overall it wasn't horrible like Disney canon. Rogue One is the only that is marginally okay to me because it doesn't directly fuck up as much as the rest of them do, including the media they have made besides the films.

    • @TimtheWinzard
      @TimtheWinzard 5 років тому +7

      Wait, wasn't Billy just joking? I thought he was just taking the piss.

    • @forestelfranger
      @forestelfranger 5 років тому +10

      @@TimtheWinzard We might have a issue of Poe's Law here. Given we have no idea if this is parody or serious. So someone here is mixing up parody with a serious statement or the other way around.

    • @denkerbosu3551
      @denkerbosu3551 5 років тому +2

      Forget it. I just got to it. His defense of Capt Marvel is majestic af.

  • @lorddolamite6141
    @lorddolamite6141 5 років тому +90

    In the wise words of our lord and savior, Darth Tonald Ben: _Zappin' ... Muh... Ninja Turtles... So... Annoying_

    • @aTalkingKoala8294
      @aTalkingKoala8294 5 років тому +3

      I fuckin love this quote and I frequently rewatch that video just to hear Tonald say it

  • @Tenebrous76
    @Tenebrous76 5 років тому +49

    Social Justice: where all good fandoms go to die.

  • @Martijn_Steinpatz
    @Martijn_Steinpatz 5 років тому +125

    The entire Captain Marvel confusion could be avoided if the entire thing had been done in space and during infinity war.
    Carol could still be part of the Kree force, but during the chaos of Thanos rampage she finds out that she has been used, because the masks will be slipping off because of the panic.
    Also replace the Skrulls with the surviving Asgardians and Valkyrie (Thanos always kills 50%) and Carol has a hook with the Avengers. She saves the Asgardians so Thor will be cool with her and - if she picks up Tony - Cap will be cool with her as well.
    That way the first time they meet it won't be awkward and we get a different look at the events of IW, like the destruction of Xandar.
    But don't mind me, I'm just a white cis gendered sexist male.

    • @yor9783
      @yor9783 5 років тому +12

      but 90s my dude

    • @Hashbrown1682
      @Hashbrown1682 4 роки тому

      @@yor9783 the 90s were a bad time because rock was rising

    • @alansilvero
      @alansilvero 4 роки тому +7

      dude that's sounds really nice! I would have loved them to have gone that way

    • @RandomizedCTRL
      @RandomizedCTRL 3 роки тому

      You also could have had her delete Fury's memory - I mean she can do everything the plot needs her to do anyway - and then return to earth because half of everything is dying.
      Everything stays the way it is, even the "Where is Fury?", because that's the only guy she knows.

    • @HerohammerStudios
      @HerohammerStudios 3 місяці тому +1

      Oh the things that could've been...

  • @mr.m2914
    @mr.m2914 5 років тому +273

    Listening to the drunken peasants try to argue for the Last Jedi reminded me why I don't watch them anymore.

    • @GAdmThrawn
      @GAdmThrawn 5 років тому +69

      That along with their argument on Captain Marvel's problems reminds me not to watch them ever.

    • @mr.m2914
      @mr.m2914 5 років тому +31

      @@GAdmThrawn I know right, I feel like an idiot for not adding that on to my original comment but I brain farted for some reason. Oh well.

    • @denkerbosu3551
      @denkerbosu3551 5 років тому +7

      I haven't finished the stream, but at what point did they defend those?

    • @mr.m2914
      @mr.m2914 5 років тому +7

      @@denkerbosu3551 right at the start and then like 3/4 of the way through i think.

    • @EvilShadow7777
      @EvilShadow7777 5 років тому +26

      *Watching Billy the Fridge
      Ben shits on Billy all the time for his taste in movies lul

  • @S4ns
    @S4ns 5 років тому +122

    I'm listening to an idiot who watched Captain Marvel four times try to defend the movie and the massive retcons it imposed.

  • @rollforrupees6479
    @rollforrupees6479 5 років тому +193

    As someone who has never seen any DP, I found Billy insufferable.

    • @gheleonthedriven649
      @gheleonthedriven649 5 років тому +74

      He is insufferable. I stopped watching DP because of his presence on the show. Shortly after I stopped 3 of the original 4 peasants left the show so I never looked back.

    • @TetsuRiken
      @TetsuRiken 5 років тому +6

      Dispite the other issues billy becomwing a regular bothered me as well if i saw a show (until tj paul and scotty left) and there was no tj or paul i didnt watch and he was finr on the 24 hour show but imo thats when dp really died after that episode

    • @danielyoungblood3931
      @danielyoungblood3931 5 років тому +51

      I mean he hangs out with onision of all people.

    • @TetsuRiken
      @TetsuRiken 5 років тому

      @@danielyoungblood3931 in privete onision can be quite a nice guy i saw the private show and i think he hams everything or he has a screw loose and the only reason i know this is i saw the private show where the onion was brought on

    • @danielyoungblood3931
      @danielyoungblood3931 5 років тому

      @@TetsuRiken I see.

  • @Cc-on5pp
    @Cc-on5pp 5 років тому +95

    Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the first Madea.

    • @SaintVakos
      @SaintVakos 5 років тому +10

      I hate how i love this game.

    • @selecks6462
      @selecks6462 5 років тому

      Funny enough dark souls 2 its my most played souls game, nearly a 1000 hours

    • @neropunkt
      @neropunkt 5 років тому

      dark madea

  • @marvalice3455
    @marvalice3455 5 років тому +132

    wow, billy has *terrible* taste in movies.

    • @denkerbosu3551
      @denkerbosu3551 5 років тому +11

      "I just didn't care"
      Hey, Billy is also a professional woth cinematic degree or whatever Patrick Williams had.

    • @XBullitt16X
      @XBullitt16X 5 років тому +13

      yeah no shit, he thought WW was worse than CM, talk about bad takes.

    • @marvalice3455
      @marvalice3455 5 років тому +4

      change honestly I think we have finally found a UA-camr with worse taste in movies than yo boy zack

    • @XBullitt16X
      @XBullitt16X 5 років тому +2

      @@marvalice3455 I don't know much of Diversity and comics, so I wouldn't know if he had bad taste in movies lol.

    • @marvalice3455
      @marvalice3455 5 років тому +9

      @@XBullitt16X he listed Gods of Egypt as one of his favorite movies.

  • @TwentyPercentDash
    @TwentyPercentDash 5 років тому +31

    What's the origin of the name Tonald? I was too drunk on Rhino Milk when it was being explained, and my induction into the Hate Mongers of the Toxic Brew distracted me from the origin story.

    • @smugalice6206
      @smugalice6206 5 років тому +6

      In case you’re serious, Tonald is just a funny way of saying Tone/Downward Thrust’s name

    • @tonedeaftachankagaming457
      @tonedeaftachankagaming457 5 років тому +6

      He called himself Tone Loc at the start of one of his videos

    • @anthonyaguirre7143
      @anthonyaguirre7143 4 роки тому +2

      @Blake thanks for explaining Tonald bruh.

    • @danishcartoonist545
      @danishcartoonist545 3 роки тому +1

      Disappointed you missed that. Seen your comments on a lot of these early ones >:(

  • @patrickmalone566
    @patrickmalone566 4 роки тому +21

    This is actually kind of hilarious and infuriating when you say “they couldn’t have set a movie between Infinity War and Endgame,” and then Endgame pretty much starts with a 5 year time jump.

  • @sammydray5919
    @sammydray5919 5 років тому +94

    Am I the only one who found Billy's arguments absolutely obnoxious???🙄🙄

    • @BookManParrin
      @BookManParrin 5 років тому +28

      Sammy Dray it summed up as, ‘they haven’t answered these questions yet, but they might, so don’t get angry or call it bad,’

    • @neropunkt
      @neropunkt 3 роки тому +6

      just look at the comments

    • @HerohammerStudios
      @HerohammerStudios 2 роки тому +1

      Nearly as obnoxious as those emojis, yeah

  • @takaro0
    @takaro0 5 років тому +97

    When you discussed Captain Feminazi Retcon, I got Maj0rLee flashbacks. I needed to take a shower right after....
    Listening to this a second time now and I'm gonna need it again....

  • @crossbones116
    @crossbones116 5 років тому +127

    EFAP is the GDELB of podcasts.

    • @niklas2851
      @niklas2851 5 років тому +10

      And CinemaSinssins is the Jar Jar of EFAP guests.

    • @miep3934
      @miep3934 5 років тому +9

      EFAP is the dark souls of Roguelikes

    • @Disfigure7
      @Disfigure7 5 років тому +3

      a podcast for true intellectual

    • @SideBurns
      @SideBurns 5 років тому +3

      But that doesn’t mean Trump should be President

    • @rollrcoastrbacon2725
      @rollrcoastrbacon2725 5 років тому

      GDELB clone analysist hour(s) podcast

  • @CrustlessKing
    @CrustlessKing 5 років тому +104

    I think the reason Mauler thinks "Beuwen" sounds like a female name is because "wen" means woman in Welsh.

    • @MistHarbinger
      @MistHarbinger 5 років тому +46

      Also sounds like Éowyn and considering the amount of times LotR comes up in the EFAPs, it's not surprising.

    • @TrajGreekFire
      @TrajGreekFire 5 років тому +6

      JESUS CHRIST his deviantart is full of fucked up shit

    • @Beuwen_The_Dragon
      @Beuwen_The_Dragon 5 років тому +15

      TheGreatCrusader Aye, the name tends to throw many off, being it is a made up one. ^.-.^

    • @Beuwen_The_Dragon
      @Beuwen_The_Dragon 5 років тому +9

      Traj You think that's bad, look at my FurAffinity! XD
      In seriousness though, I probably should have created an alternate profile to post me EFAP work, to keep thing separate from my 'regular work". But honestly I didn't think me silly Meme sketches would be so popular when I started making em! ^.-.^

    • @smugalice6206
      @smugalice6206 5 років тому +7

      Beuwen The Dragon Kudos on owning up to what you make.

  • @MooncricketsInc
    @MooncricketsInc 5 років тому +122

    The toxic brood is back... good way to start a Monday morning .
    Blessed be all you non-pipemen

  • @thedishonoredamerican129
    @thedishonoredamerican129 5 років тому +58

    This was subjectively great.

    • @zachgilbert3815
      @zachgilbert3815 5 років тому +17

      *tha'ts just you're opinion*

    • @Deadsnake989
      @Deadsnake989 5 років тому +6

      In my opinion it's objectively adequate

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 4 роки тому +1

      "But if you use Reader's response theory..." Bilbo Baggins

  • @na5794
    @na5794 4 роки тому +16

    I hate whenever people try to minimize Luke’s character by calling him a farm boy, becuz idiots like Billy can’t comprehend that it’s a parallel to the farm boy trope (if that’s even a thing) but his family aren’t literally agricultural or animal husbandry farmers, THEYRE MOISTURE FARMERS, BECUZ DESERT PLANET.
    I’ve seen people even try to degrade Luke’s piloting skills by comparing his T16-Skyhopper to a crop duster, becuz farm boy, when the T16 is closer to an X wing than a 20th century airplane.

  • @bvdemier1
    @bvdemier1 5 років тому +37

    3:01:31 I loathe people who think it is a good idea to repeat your opponent's argument in a whiny idiotic voice.
    It make you look stupid and it proves two things:
    1)you dont have an actual point to make.
    2) you are petty and think that making your opponent angry is a good hing.

    • @FrenchyMcToast
      @FrenchyMcToast 10 місяців тому

      Jim Sterling fan?

    • @bvdemier1
      @bvdemier1 10 місяців тому +1

      @@FrenchyMcToast The sad reality is that i used to listen to Sterling.
      He used to be somebody people actually listened to. And then 2010-2020 happened and we saw how much of a spitefull creature Sterling was.
      Remember when Sterling was actually invited to Valve on how Steam could be improved? Of course the "solution" Sterling provided was more curtailing of access because at the low bottom of the Steam store there were assetflips. My god, the terror. His solutions were anathema to everything Steam is , so Valve listened to Sterling and after the door closed his fat ass threw everything he proposed in the garbage and did the opposite.
      This led to a couple of months where Sterling coped and seethed in his video's because Steam didn't listen to his majesty. He even defended the Epic Game Store and screw the consumers.
      Him and moviebob have done actual damage to the industry.

  • @alexlee4154
    @alexlee4154 5 років тому +63

    I know you guys arent yahtzee's biggest fans but watchmojo reminds me of the way he describes ea in his simcity review
    A series of black slimy tentacles with a suspiciously friendly finger puppet on the ends acting as public faces

    • @grandarkfang_1482
      @grandarkfang_1482 5 років тому +15

      Yahtzee has some good takes, but unfortunately he's a game journalist.

    • @saragos1216
      @saragos1216 5 років тому +2

      Bucket Head well he did shit on Demon Souls for it’s difficulty back in the day

    • @buttermink2153
      @buttermink2153 5 років тому +10

      @@saragos1216 Yet praised the Dark Souls franchise for its difficulty. And hell, in his most recent review talked about how he enjoys From Software because "It hurts him."

    • @dragonknightleader1
      @dragonknightleader1 5 років тому +18

      @@grandarkfang_1482 Yahtzee is about the only game journalist that has credibility and has largely avoided politics. That being said, I simply can't subscribe to The Escapist even for his videos. Rehiring MovieBlob is just wrong.

    • @DildoBraggins
      @DildoBraggins 5 років тому +3

      The only thing I’ve found him consistently accurate upon which he can actually explain is the state of the industry as a whole

  • @zachgilbert3815
    @zachgilbert3815 5 років тому +35

    Madea Mongers of the Toxic Brood

  • @aTalkingKoala8294
    @aTalkingKoala8294 4 роки тому +13

    Rewatching these EFAPS has made me very fluent in their memes.
    Today i used "mini deception" in a normal conversation just for my own lolz.
    Its great.

  • @luiseatoll6368
    @luiseatoll6368 5 років тому +37

    Here's a suggestion for the EFAP website: include guest appearances of the three hosts in various other podcast under the tab "guest appearance" or something. It's a personal suggestion since I can't keep track of all their appearances on other podcasts. Figured I could discover a few more channels if I follow them around. Might be good to do, personally speaking.

    • @goosegirl941
      @goosegirl941 5 років тому +2

      Luise Atoll yes please

    • @samwallaceart288
      @samwallaceart288 5 років тому +5

      There also needs to be a Major Battles flowchart that explains who started the Objectivity Crisis, and the Pant Pluralisation Dispute.

  • @mariokarter13
    @mariokarter13 5 років тому +40

    Ben and Billy are probably feeling nostalgic. Four more people are comparable to TJ's mass.

  • @necr0danc3r29
    @necr0danc3r29 5 років тому +28

    We need a Tommy Wiseau Expanded Universe

  • @ATG_reviews
    @ATG_reviews 5 років тому +95

    Five hours of panda videos?

    • @SaintVakos
      @SaintVakos 5 років тому +10

      It's a Great idea from a Great man!

    • @Seomus
      @Seomus 5 років тому +8

      Pandas are not a simple topic. It takes hours to unwind the deep themes and to fully comprehend the mastery of Rian Johnson's masterpiece. Pandas are bears that subvert your expectations!

    • @wilius1428
      @wilius1428 5 років тому +1

      More pandas. Yes!

    • @MyRickyjoe
      @MyRickyjoe 5 років тому

      No. Sadly. I hope you like sausage.

  • @ColonelAckerson117
    @ColonelAckerson117 5 років тому +29

    Billy the fridge seems to be not the brightest bulb under the ceiling.
    The way he defends bad writing is crazy, as if just it beeing a Comic Book or a Super Hero film you are held up to other standards and allowed to deliver Shit. People like him are the reason Writer and Producer get away with exactly that.

  • @farmerjack418
    @farmerjack418 5 років тому +36

    (In Mauler voice) "To be clear, you can like whatever you want, feel whatever you want. Just don't tell me a beard is only to cover up a weak chin and expect me to agree that that is an objective standard. I'm sure the razor companies love having you believe a man's natural state is to be clean-shaven, but this is contrary to an established fact of life, and you cannot convince me otherwise."

  • @necromancer7676
    @necromancer7676 5 років тому +63

    6 people in one EFAP was almost too powerful for us mortals to witness

  • @crashschwarzen4642
    @crashschwarzen4642 5 років тому +35

    6 persons on Efap, man this is going to be if a bit messy

  • @yusiuc5533
    @yusiuc5533 5 років тому +25

    Reader Response Theory is strong in this EFAP

  • @countD8852
    @countD8852 5 років тому +8

    Rag breaking down Steam vs Epic at 5 hours 15 (or so) was fantastic. I love that massive Doggo.

  • @bluedragon8417
    @bluedragon8417 5 років тому +21

    17:32 efap power is growing. Now they have the power to travel back in time and bring on historical figures, like Hilter.

  • @crimsonpotemkin
    @crimsonpotemkin 4 роки тому +20

    I'm just gonna take this as a piece of proof that if you talk to Onision long enough mental gymnastics become second nature to you.

  • @wurzel9671
    @wurzel9671 4 роки тому +6

    14:52 Did Rags just foresee the extra credits video?

  • @chazz335
    @chazz335 5 років тому +19

    Billy becoming the Major Lee of Captain Marvel makes me happy. He’s the reason I stopped watching DP next to TJ, Paul and Scotty’s departure.

  • @anomolousultra2644
    @anomolousultra2644 5 років тому +8

    That guy’s arguments are feckin bananas yo

  • @P.T.S.E.
    @P.T.S.E. 5 років тому +11

    If cheating makes you a bad man, Captain Kirk is a villain to beat the Kobayashi Maru test.

  • @mattjeffers4375
    @mattjeffers4375 3 роки тому +4

    "The story is so good that we're still talking about it right now".........do I need to list off a hyperbolic example of why that is a terrible argument?

  • @flannelmcmannel
    @flannelmcmannel 5 років тому +8

    Wolf:
    Pizza time

  • @masterderpy3548
    @masterderpy3548 5 років тому +7

    I can't remember if it was here on EFAP, but I recall hearing once that when a character does something that seems ridiculous, whether it's good writing is not dependent on whether we agree with the character's actions, but whether we can accept WHY he made those actions based on his or her established character.
    To that, it actually doesn't make much sense that Nick wouldn't use the pager at any time in a previous movie, even in just a quick scene, or a passive action he does while doing something else. He's shown to be extremely cunning, having backup plans to his backup plans. He is calculating and rational, and can make extremely difficult choices quickly, such as the scene where he tries to take out his own plane to stop the nuke from going up.
    It doesn't make sense that a character like that would suddenly rely on a hunch that everything will turn out fine. From his perspective, all plans have been exhausted except the final measure, which is his most powerful connection. It's the last backup plan. If that doesn't work, then truly nothing will. So yeah, the whole "he felt it would still work out" or "he wanted to believe his team could do it even against all evidence" absolutely makes no sense to me.

  • @shadowapocalypse9012
    @shadowapocalypse9012 5 років тому +13

    Okay, here's the totally screwy history of Green Goblin from the comics. Norman Osborn was the first Goblin. I'm a little hazy on this part but Harry finds out his dad is the Green Goblin and snaps, dressing up as the Green Goblin as well (I believe Norman was dead at this point). Once Peter discovers Harry is the new Goblin, he helps to hide it from everyone and Harry may or may not have actually be a drug addict at the time to help with any alibis. He goes to therapy for all of this. Peter starts seeing the Green Goblin again and worries that therapy isn't helping Harry but SURPRISE it's actually Harry's therapist. Seeing the Green Goblin flying around makes him snap again and he dresses up as the Green Goblin AGAIN. The therapist gets killed and Harry finally recovers from his psychosis, you know as one does. And no, he's not the last one either.
    Somewhere in all of this, I believe, all of Norman's hideouts throughout the city are torched but one guy finds the lairs among the rubble. This leads to the birth of the Hobgoblin. All in all, I believe there are about 4 or 5 Green Goblins and Hobgoblins each. That said, Harry is unnamed as a Goblin in the movie but "New" Goblin is just insulting to the character, fans, and audiences in general.

    • @forestelfranger
      @forestelfranger 5 років тому +2

      Yeah the only time i recall Harry being hobgoblin, was not in the 616 setting but rather ultimate setting. Where he was transformed into a goblin monsters, rather then wearing a mask. So yeah that was different worlds or dimensions. Given Mauler and friends seem to know jack about the comics. I think that is where their confusion might of came from, that or simply due to wanting to make a gag. One of the two.

  • @saltytattie833
    @saltytattie833 5 років тому +15

    This guy is worse than Major Lee in some ways.

    • @deathsdoor07
      @deathsdoor07 5 років тому +6

      At least Maj0rLee knows he is wrong, he just does not care.

  • @therobotchickenMLP
    @therobotchickenMLP 5 років тому +3

    The whole bit where they're saying Decepticon as deception had me cracking up. I've actually had a moment similar to what the woman was describing, an outdated piece of technology just lying around. When I worked at Sam's Club, a widescreen CRT TV (didn't even know those existed) made its way into our receiving office. Must have been a deception.

  • @DraconisMarchVII
    @DraconisMarchVII 5 років тому +16

    Friends with Onision? Must be a pretty stand-up guy.
    "I loved that little boy." Yeah, I see why Billy and Onision are friends now.

  • @BananaMana69
    @BananaMana69 5 років тому +17

    Long man good!

  • @jakescott431
    @jakescott431 5 років тому +43

    Is water wet?
    Do straws have 2 holes?
    Is a hotdog a sandwich?
    Please answer these questions on the next EFAP accompanied by elevator music.

    • @19Ledor
      @19Ledor 5 років тому +7

      Do Straws have two holes?
      Well ... ... ... ... ... brain.exe is no longer responding.

    • @jakescott431
      @jakescott431 5 років тому +7

      @@19Ledor Haha exactly.
      I'm counting on wolf picking a side based on what he actually thinks, then Rags choosing the opposite side and figuring out the arguments as he goes ;)

    • @sw3602
      @sw3602 5 років тому +4

      @@thebestbuckethead I was going to say that humans have multiple orifices, but considering that the "straws have one hole" argument says that the hole needs to have an exit, technically humans do only have one hole. and that is the most cursed thing I have typed in a while. thanks

    • @bearistotle2820
      @bearistotle2820 5 років тому +2

      What is the actual argument for water not being wet?

    • @alexnunn2161
      @alexnunn2161 4 роки тому

      Jake Scott hotdogs are tacos

  • @christopherthokar8697
    @christopherthokar8697 5 років тому +82

    2:42:10: Wonder Woman was worse then captain marvel, I don’t know what land of delusion you live in, but it must be horrible

    • @r.e.z9428
      @r.e.z9428 5 років тому +37

      Captain Marvel was worse than Wonder Woman.

    • @christopherthokar8697
      @christopherthokar8697 5 років тому +35

      @@r.e.z9428 right should have probably added some quote marks, "wonder woman was worse then captain marvel" -billy

    • @DildoBraggins
      @DildoBraggins 5 років тому +23

      Wonder Woman was no masterpiece like people made it out to be, but that’s probably the biggest insult to Wonder Woman imaginable

    • @rollrcoastrbacon2725
      @rollrcoastrbacon2725 5 років тому +3

      I mean, he lived in the nineties, not the nineteen tens. Maybe he’s just a sucker for nostalgia-baiting

    • @raymondrmrz0244
      @raymondrmrz0244 5 років тому +2

      They're both pretty average, honestly. But no one movie is better than another in a marginal way.

  • @watchery.819
    @watchery.819 5 років тому +6

    Love how rags, just tears down his whole argument

  • @Nonickelone
    @Nonickelone 5 років тому +22

    In paint, black is all colours and white colourless.
    In light it's the opposite.
    With other words:
    In STEM, white rules.
    In art, black rules.

  • @Emperor_Toxatine
    @Emperor_Toxatine 5 років тому +8

    Toxic Mongers of the Hate brood: A Madea story.

  • @chazfu
    @chazfu 5 років тому +33

    Madea Got Fingered.

  • @wlfmanjack
    @wlfmanjack 5 років тому +30

    4:40:07 Just wanna timestamp this moment cause its so true
    Edit: Also Wolf's reaction is priceless

  • @DildoBraggins
    @DildoBraggins 5 років тому +6

    The lore section is missing
    Obi-Wan: The archives seem to be incomplete

  • @MrSilentProtagonist
    @MrSilentProtagonist 5 років тому +5

    I know that Spiderman 3 was trying to make me feel bad about Venom and Sandman but I really don't. Venom had everything coming to him and Sandman had no reason to want "revenge."

  • @v-set5721
    @v-set5721 5 років тому +8

    2:54:40
    *The EFAP gang takes a good amount of brain damage

  • @darkbum1510
    @darkbum1510 3 роки тому +4

    I'm getting heavy Major Lee vibes. He's like Schroedinger's douchebag all over again. "Ah, I'm making an argument, but if it doesn't land, it was all just memey bullshit."
    Insufferable.

  • @DaywalkerNL94
    @DaywalkerNL94 5 років тому +4

    The Omission's friend is such an MCU fanboy. "NOOOO! It's perfect!"

  • @poppag8281
    @poppag8281 5 років тому +6

    I love the spider man 3 dancing scenes it's the type of cringe that's so cringy it's funny (does that make any sense?)

  • @m15t3r_v4
    @m15t3r_v4 5 років тому +10

    Once upon a time in Madea.

  • @davidlance4683
    @davidlance4683 4 роки тому +5

    “Finn is Force sensitive!” everyone laughs it off
    He was right....

  • @gottesurteil3201
    @gottesurteil3201 5 років тому +36

    So an important point in this podcast, Billy starts to defend Captain Marvel's mediocrity, and mediocre storytelling in general. Let me be clear, obviously no story is perfect. I understand wanting to cut someone slack for making human errors, but every story, character, and conflict created is, to me, just another blueprint to ensure for a better story, character, conflict. This is why we cannot simply ignore mistakes, because we as humans can do better, this is the attitude that put us (well America really) on the moon. Could you imagine how much we might cripple the potential in filmmaking if we simply deem films like Captain Marvel as "good enough?"

    • @johnnypt14
      @johnnypt14 5 років тому +13

      I think you spelled out the point of EFAP in general as well. They over analyse so that better content is made.

  • @UnicornStorm
    @UnicornStorm 5 років тому +4

    The Big Shark needs Tommy Wiseau shouting "You're tearing me apart, Shark!"

  • @BigBroTejano
    @BigBroTejano 5 років тому +2

    The ability to use the Force is rare. It was already established in pre-Disney Canon that EVERYONE had the force, but only a very small amount had a strong enough connection to the force to use force abilities. If you go looking into the lore you even find that the Republic made it law that all children born had to be tested for this connection and if determined to be high enough the parents were somewhat "required" to hand their children over to the Jedi Order... This law is actually one of the reasons given for why during the Clone Wars a rise in anti-Jedi sentiment among the public is seen.

  • @MalachiCo0
    @MalachiCo0 5 років тому +6

    BTW guys, Pandas are bears, Raccoons are Protocyonids along with Coatis and Kinkajous, and Red Pandas are their own thing. Also, yes Pandas will get aggressive if you threaten them or their young, hence why they don't get hunted.

  • @Mr.Slaughter
    @Mr.Slaughter 4 роки тому +2

    Where the seeds of the Joker Saga were sewn.

  • @ActualLee42
    @ActualLee42 5 років тому +13

    Don't know if anyone made this a option for "most inconsistent character", but my nomination is Rey's parents. First movie they're set up as somehow being important, second movie they're all of a sudden no longer important. Next movie they'll be important again.

  • @respectedsalmon9390
    @respectedsalmon9390 5 років тому +4

    I feel like we're not talking enough about New York's greatest issue right now, the Nob Goblin.

  • @owainglyndwrlastprinceofwa2486
    @owainglyndwrlastprinceofwa2486 3 роки тому +3

    As someone who has never seen DP, after watching this I have absolutely no desire to ever do so

    • @dimebag8834
      @dimebag8834 3 роки тому

      Dp was really good before the original group split

  • @lieutenantnomad9198
    @lieutenantnomad9198 4 роки тому +5

    3:13:10"Man sized soldiers."

  • @Hashbrown1682
    @Hashbrown1682 4 роки тому +3

    *Billy liked captain marvel*
    *Billy is friends with onision*
    Me: that explains a lot

  • @DDayDireWolf
    @DDayDireWolf 5 років тому +6

    The Captain Marvel movie was to Nick Fury as Solo was to Pando...

  • @Sonamyfan875
    @Sonamyfan875 5 років тому +7

    For anyone wondering if Drunken Peasants is always like this, Billy is usually the one that gets shit on all the time. :P

  • @Harrinsain
    @Harrinsain 5 років тому +11

    on the topic of SuperEyepatchWolf, when MauLer said that he seems "over the top" in terms of negativity, I found that extremely strange. His content is way more often than not positive. The only reason i could think of for you having that thought is that negative content for whatever reason usually gets more attention than positive content which is definitely the case with hi,, his negative content is some of his most popular videos. But again, most of it is positive. Even then, being positive or negative consistently isn't inherently a bad thing. as long as they're doing it justifiably. In fact, i could say the same thing about you, MauLer. Most of your content is pretty negative, but that doesn't mean anything in terms of its quality.

    • @qib-
      @qib- 5 років тому

      Harrinsain!! Mauler is really negative together with the rest of efap. Supereyepatchwolf shares a lot of what he likes and not taking a dump on everything like they do.

    • @forestelfranger
      @forestelfranger 5 років тому +2

      @Harrinsain Wait when did they bring up the topic of supereyepatchWolf? I must of miss that in this efap.
      @spompels Mcshrooms Mauler and Wolf have been talked about the things they liked and enjoyed before. Avengers being one movie. I'm sorry but have you seen Rags? The people he replies to will say stuff like witcher 3 is ok but then go on saying there is no polish culture but then at the same time say there is a polish culture. That or believe everyone who uses a sword is bisexually, trans, gay or something like that. The people Rags reply to tend to be rather crazy or clearly in the wrong.

    • @Harrinsain
      @Harrinsain 5 років тому

      @Foret elfranger MauLer brings it up during super chats somewhere around the late 3 hour mark

  • @aidanmattys7488
    @aidanmattys7488 5 років тому +4

    Yes, the force resides in all living beings. It is a "force" that essentially makes up reality in a way. However, force sensitivity is rare. So, although Billy was right that the force is in everyone, only a few have the ability to manipulate it. Disney might have tried to erase it because most of the deep explanations were in the EU, but ironically, episode 1 made it official canon by introducing midichlorians. There were also episodes in the Clone Wars that further explained and established what it means to be "force sensitive" and that is canon as well

  • @theflyingkaramazovbrothers6
    @theflyingkaramazovbrothers6 5 років тому +14

    Let's not talk about bad movies anymore. Instead, MauLer, dissect the new Joker trailer

  • @trvecvltfvckboy
    @trvecvltfvckboy 5 років тому +5

    Also Mauler I think you mixed up Entertain the Elk with Eyepatch Wolf. Elk makes those"the day x died" vids.

  • @SideBurns
    @SideBurns 5 років тому +8

    Art of the Madeal

    • @SideBurns
      @SideBurns 5 років тому +1

      12 Rules for Madea

  • @MassiveiusBiggus
    @MassiveiusBiggus Рік тому +2

    If you're on fire, you're in a lot of trouble.
    True statement.

  • @evilwev
    @evilwev 5 років тому +4

    Love that we live in a time people go so far out their way to defend blatant lazy bad writing and plot holes, like it doesn't matter. Clowns.

  • @alexhayden219
    @alexhayden219 5 років тому +13

    I've never listened to Drunken Peasants before, but I've heard a lot about how great they are supposed to be and how EFAP is a suitable replacement in some regard.
    Ben didn't talk enough for me to get a good feel for him.
    Billy is awful. He has low standards, makes poor excuses, gives the "it's just a comic book movie" excuse, etc., etc. I mean, the EFAP guys argue with him enough. They get that he's wrong. But I don't get why there's some great opinion of Drunken Peasants if Billy is one of them. Like Jay kept pointing out, Billy is exactly like the people that EFAP watches videos of and criticizes for having bad arguments. The EFAP guys and their boss, Jay, did their usual job of watching and critiquing videos. Billy was just a hindrance.
    Maybe I've just misunderstood the opinion people have for DP.

    • @cc-bk3tx
      @cc-bk3tx 5 років тому +9

      When talk about it they are more so referring to old dp with TJ kirk Paul Scotty and Ben but when the old fell apart that is when it started to tank in quality

    • @SUPERMATT5546
      @SUPERMATT5546 3 роки тому +1

      Billy is relatively new. DP was a thing years before Billy showed up, if I recall correctly.

    • @astrospect
      @astrospect 3 роки тому +5

      Drunken Peasants use to be great when Paul's Ego and The Amazing Atheist were on the main cast. It was a lot like EFAP except with they were more political and would cover all the SJW shit when that was just starting to gain traction. Now they cater to a more SJW type audience as far as I can tell, because their chat was full of them when I checked in to see how far down they fell a few months ago. It was a sad sight.

  • @khodexus4963
    @khodexus4963 3 роки тому +4

    This was really recent, so you guys couldn't have known when this first aired, but I read an article that talked about how they discovered that adding something other than bamboo to a panda's diet (forget exactly what it was), actually ended up boosting their energy levels so they are a little less docile and also regained their sex drive almost immediately. For years people believed that pandas only ever ate bamboo, but turns out not only is that not true, but they actively need a broader diet in order to survive as a species.

    • @Abysalss
      @Abysalss 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah the main reason pandas don’t still eat meat and hunt like other bears is they lost the ability to taste meat through a mutation, their body is still better set up to be eating meat than bamboo

  • @OutsideTheTargetDemographic
    @OutsideTheTargetDemographic 4 роки тому +2

    @5:29:27
    "I didn't think it would get this big, or get to this size"
    -Rag's 2019

  • @Muck006
    @Muck006 4 роки тому +3

    9:30 Amazon is a bad company which practically doesnt pay any taxes here in EUrope ... because they made a deal with Jean-Claude Junckers back when he was PM of Luxemburg, so all the bills in Europe come from Luxemburg and they pay less than 1% tax in that tiny country.

  • @NCHaskew
    @NCHaskew 5 років тому +4

    Wolf, you have the best taste of the lot when it comes to Thor Ragnarok.

  • @comradestarbucks2726
    @comradestarbucks2726 5 років тому +8

    Holdo is the key to all of this, just like Jar Jar. I saw what you did there, MauLer.