Breaking the Tarkov Curse...

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

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  • @stevensheets7217
    @stevensheets7217 Рік тому +418

    Being 57 hasn't slowed this guy down one bit. Its inspiring tbh.

  • @ThatManDre
    @ThatManDre Рік тому +42

    06:21 "I can play the harmonica" *proceeds to play the freaking slide whistle* 🤣🤣🤣

  • @skribblestyle
    @skribblestyle Рік тому +115

    Aqua thinking he's getting Tarkov'd when he's just missing his shots is my favourite aesthetic

    • @thicc_reap7569
      @thicc_reap7569 Рік тому +18

      Mine is going “WHERE’S THE AUDIO?!!?” Over and over when he chooses raid after raid to not wear headphones

    • @darn721
      @darn721 Рік тому +5

      I mean, that one point in factory at 12:55, I swear he clicked on the scav's head 3 times and it didn't die...and then Aqua got gunned down from behind...

    • @gunmetal2435
      @gunmetal2435 Рік тому +1

      @@darn721 exactly why I haven’t bothered playing this yet. I’d get so heated over missing shots I should have hit like that

    • @skribblestyle
      @skribblestyle Рік тому +2

      @@darn721 Yeah that was a shitty situation for sure. If you freeze the frames right before his first two shots, he JUST misses and gives the scav sideburns. He nails that facetap right on him though. Unfortunately Nikita thinks good game design is giving random scavs higher health pools, making them tank headshots.

    • @darn721
      @darn721 Рік тому +1

      @@skribblestyle yeah I feel like normal scavs should just have PMC health and die to any kind of headshot. Only bosses should get to be tanky.

  • @darksteeldemon
    @darksteeldemon Рік тому +44

    Watching you play brings me more pain than actually playing. And I love that.

  • @gunnybillr4612
    @gunnybillr4612 Рік тому +50

    *Finds key in jacket*
    *Has to examine key*
    “Portable cabin key! Oh I already have that.”
    YOU JUST EXAMINED IT! YOU DON’T ALREADY HAVE IT BECAUSE THERE ARE TWO TYPES😭😭😭

  • @magnusbuskjohannesen
    @magnusbuskjohannesen Рік тому +12

    I never get tired of watching Aqua, he is so special, love the loot Lord

    • @RANDOMIZE51
      @RANDOMIZE51 Рік тому +1

      Very special indeed. Our boy of special needs

  • @simonchoudhury
    @simonchoudhury Рік тому +1

    3:29 Nah, even the hideout got gout from you. 😭

  • @xXbaker1025Xx
    @xXbaker1025Xx Рік тому +2

    That is the terror of the Tarkov curse. You can't break it, it just lures you into a false sense of security before it decides that you think you are safe

  • @ronin8236
    @ronin8236 Рік тому +3

    I MADE IT IN AN AQUA VIDEO!! "Tarkov wipes, I don't" was my resub

  • @lokinakor1
    @lokinakor1 Рік тому +1

    Aqua, please review from 2:50. You stood still for too long while trying to fine tune your aim, presenting a large, stationary target.
    Try this instead: use strafe to fine tune your aim. You should try to do it one step sooner in your rotation, after you first turn to the target.
    At least already be looking that direction when you peak, obvi. But upon first glance, your first move to acquiring the target should be a side step move.
    This might mean that you actually adjust your aim in the opposite direction if a step is too big of a move. But always be moving.
    Even if you have to duck, adjust, then peak again, that would be better than standing still in plain sight. You die this way often...
    Just think realistically... IRL, you would not want to stand still if one were aiming a gun at you. You'd duck and weave like a boxer, like John Wick, or Neo.
    It works too. Even when playing around with friends, jokingly shooting at each other, a well-timed dodge move can make it nearly impossible to hit you.
    Just think of how hard it is to hit naked players in Rust with a bow if they are zig-zagging...

    • @Jameloaf
      @Jameloaf Рік тому

      He did a left side peek. You need to shoot run and shoot at different angle. But he didn't need to take that fight. In all honesty most players don't want to take a fight rn unless they have a pistol. If they have any other gun you can usually talk your way out of a gun fight by pointing out "15 min matchmaking times suck and scavs are cracked".

  • @SMOKEandDEAD
    @SMOKEandDEAD Рік тому +11

    Can we please get 20-25min tarkov videos, please

  • @benny9713
    @benny9713 Рік тому

    "i havent even been doing anything wrong I just keep getting tarkov'd" meanwhile ques for a woods raid @ night

  • @camdenp0924
    @camdenp0924 Рік тому

    6:23, was listening with no volume and thought Aqua was ripping a big ass cart

  • @ThatManDre
    @ThatManDre Рік тому +3

    01:38 out of context hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I need "Aqua out of context" videos now. 🤣 Someone cobble a few edits together and make a 3 minute video of clips of aqua but out of context. 😁😁😁😁😁😅😅😅

  • @TheJoshyyg
    @TheJoshyyg Рік тому +2

    I cant lie that PS2 into made me shiver

  • @hungryhedgehog4201
    @hungryhedgehog4201 Рік тому +1

    *dies to player scav*
    "they keep shooting me until I die"

  • @TeaGuyTom
    @TeaGuyTom Рік тому

    It's Radiohead scoring a serial killer brutally murdering someone. It's really getting in my head... As a former Tarky obsessive that lived on your channel when grinding for Kappa I feel the uurrrggggeee again... I'm going to ignore it because Tea Is Life... You just can't quite recreate that having a panic attack in Goshan because you're trying to extract with the item that will allow you to I guess spackle the wall in the hideout? experience. Regardless... been really enjoying scratching that itch with watching your series. Good shit as always Aqua. ☕

  • @ivancruz3764
    @ivancruz3764 Рік тому +1

    New to Tarkov and your videos get me excited bc i get to see whats good loot

  • @jauken83
    @jauken83 Рік тому

    Don't wish me Merry Chrysler when you know I celebrate Toyotathon.

  • @LewisMcS
    @LewisMcS Рік тому

    he sounded like carl LMAOOO 1:14

  • @mr.xfookmesillyx3149
    @mr.xfookmesillyx3149 Рік тому +1

    I demand more Hexloom edits.

  • @SpookyDeer
    @SpookyDeer Рік тому

    I've now watched enough Aqua that I actually got the OG Pipi ad on youtube - I'm shaking

  • @scizzyboss8701
    @scizzyboss8701 Рік тому +1

    When you just finish watching his last video only to see a new one just dropped

  • @jeridandes8973
    @jeridandes8973 Рік тому +1

    Fire edits love the story line. Sometimes good sometimes bad always Tarkov

  • @felipee8713
    @felipee8713 Рік тому +1

    yabagaboo hoobie yabababa

  • @bennib6697
    @bennib6697 Рік тому

    When i get killed all day trying to farm rouges, i feel a little bit better knowing aqua still needs salewa's. Thanks aqua

  • @Thejerusalemhascome
    @Thejerusalemhascome Рік тому +1

    What is that small crowd clapping sound effect you use? Can anyone tell me? I want to use it to troll my friends!!1!1!11

  • @vestructor713
    @vestructor713 Рік тому +2

    Aqua standing up and making $100 in knee and poop donations is hilarious. I also want to know how much money has been donated in pipi songs lol

  • @tugrulserhat
    @tugrulserhat Рік тому

    dude used the key luck of all tarkov players himself

  • @BanaGhoo
    @BanaGhoo Рік тому +1

    its not swollen paint its swollen POINT and break a hole in that gout infested wall for the GLORY HOLE !!!!

  • @jeffalexander6856
    @jeffalexander6856 Рік тому

    me too man. had good raids today

  • @nwerqliosmads2338
    @nwerqliosmads2338 Рік тому

    Let´s Go, new video. Hype!

  • @rand0mness477
    @rand0mness477 Рік тому +1

    Aqua: I can play the harmonica.
    AlsoAqua: plays a recorder.

    • @DatsWhatHeSaid
      @DatsWhatHeSaid Рік тому

      1. It's a slide whistle, not a recorder
      2. somebody already commented your exact comment, but correct, and 4 hours earlier.

  • @LewisMcS
    @LewisMcS Рік тому

    what is that song that keeps playing?? it sounds so bad but also like something I want to play in the background

  • @dustin0133
    @dustin0133 Рік тому

    bro i just started watching you this week and i just found the loot lord item for the first time lmao what are the odds

  • @Wigwamworm
    @Wigwamworm Рік тому +1

    Gout lord

  • @chrisconroy3430
    @chrisconroy3430 Рік тому

    “I like big men”
    I’m dead

  • @themack9933
    @themack9933 Рік тому

    The debuff wall? There's a gym behind it so u can sit in your hideout for 120 hours training strength sounds fun well done BSG

    • @Rolf1994
      @Rolf1994 Рік тому

      do you even have the gym ? its fucking useless. you can train 2 times in 24 hours and it gives so little its almost pointless.

  • @judgementkazzy7172
    @judgementkazzy7172 Рік тому +2

    Bruh at 2:50 Aqua just stares at him for like 3 seconds and just lets dude gun him down lmao.

  • @the17yearcicada49
    @the17yearcicada49 Рік тому

    gout cream cures the curse

  • @tatter1909
    @tatter1909 Рік тому

    Whats the outro music?

  • @RevanBartus
    @RevanBartus Рік тому

    Scavs with their 180 head eyes no scope is silly this wipe.

  • @dolphin8815
    @dolphin8815 Рік тому +1

    Because the whole latency thing I officially have nothing. Legit goose egg.
    My entire stash will be replenished by scav runs.

    • @Kekatronic
      @Kekatronic Рік тому +1

      time for good ole reliable haul ass straight to office window runs

    • @icantthinkofagoodnameso69f89
      @icantthinkofagoodnameso69f89 Рік тому +1

      go to shoreline and hit stashes as a scav it is easy profit

    • @dolphin8815
      @dolphin8815 Рік тому

      Farming the lighthouse rogues like corn.

  • @djtagger5328
    @djtagger5328 Рік тому

    The gear aqua takes into a raid gives me the absolute fear - his looting just as bad

  • @dedspecrad3071
    @dedspecrad3071 Рік тому

    Omg it kinda does sound like radiohead

  • @carllson6054
    @carllson6054 Рік тому

    *dies to bad* "the game killed me!"

  • @noahbarraud795
    @noahbarraud795 Рік тому

    how come his unknown key has 40 uses? @12:00

  • @imalonewolf22
    @imalonewolf22 Рік тому

    Look at this gout gamer so cool

  • @wasabitoast7443
    @wasabitoast7443 Рік тому +1

    Nice Video ❤❤

  • @repghost9481
    @repghost9481 Рік тому +2

    i did like the bideo😃

  • @mammanomaly
    @mammanomaly Рік тому

    Loot goblin lord at it again

  • @jackbull4332
    @jackbull4332 Рік тому

    I like to imagine he's poopin while reading this

  • @williamleech1422
    @williamleech1422 Рік тому +2

    Bruh

  • @Blue22Gladiator
    @Blue22Gladiator Рік тому

    I feel like I have the curse

  • @HORKOS___
    @HORKOS___ Рік тому

    Beef stew Beef stew what it do? Sounds like a homeless man wandering the streets trying to get some food. You will find it soon Aqua.

  • @SSTICKET
    @SSTICKET Рік тому +10

    Love these videos cause i can watch someone worse than me :)

  • @GeneralPumkin
    @GeneralPumkin Рік тому

    That’s not a harmonica

  • @isaacaedwards
    @isaacaedwards Рік тому +4

    I like your videos, but they need to be longer.

  • @Bloodlustian
    @Bloodlustian Рік тому +1

    Why are these always posted at 03:45? Bruh I Csnt watch now I gotta go sleep.

  • @DutchManticore
    @DutchManticore Рік тому +1

    I really dont understand the live chat. Holy shit its a bunch of people talking to themselves mostly.

  • @cleetus405
    @cleetus405 Рік тому

    Milk

  • @ElDiabloDelMar42
    @ElDiabloDelMar42 Рік тому

    #3 BOIII

  • @greatnessrequired4681
    @greatnessrequired4681 Рік тому

    sup
    bro
    whats
    up

  • @psychoidrk
    @psychoidrk Рік тому

    hello

  • @hpscheecksgod3888
    @hpscheecksgod3888 Рік тому

    bruh

  • @nukemcentral3224
    @nukemcentral3224 Рік тому

    12

  • @ralphmalph5191
    @ralphmalph5191 Рік тому

    I'd be surprised if you have any poop left for when you're not streaming.

  • @claim000
    @claim000 Рік тому

    My girlfriend just got mad cow disease. Can i get a woop whhoop?

  • @m3th0d123
    @m3th0d123 Рік тому +4

    @2:50 - You simply took TOO long to line up your shot. By the time you had him lined up he was already engaging. Rough :(

  • @flex_snake
    @flex_snake Рік тому +1

    day 6 of commenting until aqua plays skate bird

  • @CanonO
    @CanonO Рік тому +1

    7th

  • @hpscheecksgod3888
    @hpscheecksgod3888 Рік тому

    breaking the tarkov curse...

  • @unlucker9658
    @unlucker9658 Рік тому

    frisf

  • @KC9IUX17
    @KC9IUX17 Рік тому

    1 min ago!??

  • @NIDOKING68
    @NIDOKING68 Рік тому

    Stop show us what yesterday was, we already saw that video.

  • @Grybotrong
    @Grybotrong Рік тому

    on my first raid this wipe i got a salewa, gas an, and completed the jaeger task, this wipe is something diffrent

  • @godlysnake3214
    @godlysnake3214 Рік тому

    first

  • @FisherTPS
    @FisherTPS Рік тому

    WHY TF DOES HE RIGHT CLICK TO DISGARD ??????!?!??!?!?