@@kurokamikage_official Alternative being a dead snake slightly eatened by a bird. Wait, you're not gonna eat that, right, Snake?...Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAKE!
The pizza one that they started doing right as I was about to get out is literally the pizza lunchable, it's actually delicious lol I was pissed that I only got to have it on my last couple of field exercises
Snake: "No." Zero: "Snake." Snake: "I'm not eatting a fucking Snake." Zero: "This is what you were trained for." Snake: "Why don't you eat a Snake?" Zero: "No, I don't want to." Snake: "Exactly. So you better sending me some goddamn lunchables." (End of conversation): Snake: "BITCHIN!"
I fucking love the background noises, the hum of the machines, the birds chirping, and snake rustling in his bag trying to find some goddamn lunchables
We’ve already got a Codec of Boss yelling at Snake for wearing a tuxedo on a stealth mission while he just grumbles like a little kid who wanted to impress his mom
@@ragewireloki6213I'm fighting a giant gay man who shoots lightning out of his fingertips, a man who can talk to bees, AND A FURRY But Lunchables, that's where we draw the line.
gay man with lighting finger tips aka the main boss guy a man who can talk to bees aka .. the.. bee guy and a furry ... huh???? you mean the end? or that weird guy who does poison damage and uses camo while in trees? o_O
@@articusramos808Didn't Ocelot (who I assume is the furry) literally say, "no no no, I mean your _real_ name" once? Even the characters are sick of it. 😂
You know what, fair enough. Also it would suck if when mgsv snake went to grab the crackers out of his lunchable he accidentally pulverized them with his robot hand
"Calorie Mate? If I wanted a mate, I'd go to where Major Zero's from! Instant Noodles? If I wanted an instant noodle, I'd just let Volgin grab me again!" Russian Rations? I'm already rationing in Russia!"
Knowing that Ocelots are proud creatures and yelling “Yeoowww!” To summon your Russian squad doesn’t make u a furry. It makes you a hollywood fan that ends up coming off as Bollywood.
"Exactly, so you better send me some lunchables" he sounds so damn close to the original from there on. If he keeps training his way to talk more he could sound very close and almost unnoticeable!
I love how he has to get more specific on what they are making to make them seem weird but mentioning that ocelot is a furry (its nothing that he makes just something that he is) is enough to pass as weird without further explanations
The Major then proceeds to create a time machine to bring Snake his Lunchables. That same time machine is the one that makes the Ground Zeroes: Samais Vu mission possible.
Zero: snake lunchables haven’t been made for another 30 years Snake: WE HAVE FREAKING CYBORGS, HIGH TECH ELECTRICITY SWORDS, GIANT MECHS AND GENETIC MANIPULATION OH BUT LUNCHABLES DRAWS THE LINE
The video is hilarious and the dubbing is awesome, but I'm surprised that no one's mentioning that Naked Snake would absolutely 100% eat a tree frog just to see how it tastes
Lunch has changed. It's no longer about napkins, condiments, or freshness. It's an endless series of packaged meals, made by companies and by stores. Lunch--and the consumption of food--has become a well-oiled machine. Lunch has changed. Plastic trays carry processed grains, use processed meats and cheeses. Capri Suns inside their boxes hydrate and slake your thirst. Caloric control, brand control, emotion control, cafeteria control…everything is portioned and kept under control. Lunch…has changed. The age of the bag lunch has become the age of convenience, all in the name of averting starvation from meals of mass disgusting, and he who controls the tray, controls mealtime. Lunch…has changed. When the meal is under total control, lunch becomes routine.”
He sounds most upset that he has to fight a furry
Fucking Ocelot
Honestly same
@@entropy7705 No snake is not gay
Lmao
@@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent Volgin is the gay one
snake! you've created a lunch paradox!
You can't go changing the future like that!
Big Boss: Who are you?
Now snake has to fight through the lunch dimension and sneak through the food pyramid.
Anyone remember the PIME TARADOX meme?
Paradoxables
**30 minutes later**
**sends an MRE**
Snake: What is this?
Major: Russian Lunchables.
I mean, those are good if you have no alternative or said alternative is worse
@@kurokamikage_official Alternative being a dead snake slightly eatened by a bird.
Wait, you're not gonna eat that, right, Snake?...Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAKE!
The pizza one that they started doing right as I was about to get out is literally the pizza lunchable, it's actually delicious lol I was pissed that I only got to have it on my last couple of field exercises
i'M gOnNa PuKe
Solid Snake loves Rations while his Father Big Boss hates them 😂
Rule 1: If you see a tree frog. Eat it
Rule 2: If you see a Metal Gear. Suplex it
Peace Walker:
The Rules of Nature right there.
RULES OF NATURE❗❗
Rule 3: If you see a Man, kiss him passionately on the lips
Rule 4: If you see a box, FUCK THE BOX
@@Harrowed2TheMindThe muthafucking rules of nature boi
Zero is truly an asshole for not having those Lunchables on deck.
It's like phantom pain without them.
we just need to overdose on the pills the whole diamond dogs were on at all times
It's why Big Boss brought everything back to 0.
Yo but he didn’t get like, K Rats or some shit
r/angryupvote
ikr omg
I was wondering who the furry was, and then I remembered every Ocelot appearance at once.
Meow *eco*
Lol
Same lol
I thought the furry was The Fear, nevermind.
Of course you'd recognize it, considering your pfp
"commence operation snake eater"
"Wait, wtf am I supposed to eat?"
"Hey, are you deaf?"
Snake: "No."
Zero: "Snake."
Snake: "I'm not eatting a fucking Snake."
Zero: "This is what you were trained for."
Snake: "Why don't you eat a Snake?"
Zero: "No, I don't want to."
Snake: "Exactly. So you better sending me some goddamn lunchables."
(End of conversation): Snake: "BITCHIN!"
😂😂😂
Snake: Also, thats fucking cannibalism, colonel.
@@DAMMITKAKAROTthat's what she said
"BITCHIN!"
-Snake
"Bitchin"
:)
I love how Snake is so accurate but Zero sounds nothing like he did in the game
It’s not
Almost accurate snake
Snake isn't accurate at all, Major is
Both are like 50% close.
@@capybara9521 What? His Snake sounds pretty good. His Major Zero sounds more like Michael Caine lol
“But Snake! Someday you’ll feed on a tree frog! It’s the thrill; the trial to survive for the day we see new light!”
Yeah I know right and it’s not for honor but for youuuuuuhuuh
@@Puppy_Puppington snake eateeeeer......
I always hated that song!
@@jakethehyena9327 i m a g i n e
ITA ABOUT DRIVE
ITS ABOUT POWER
The sound of him rummaging through his bag while Zero dissociates in silence is perfection.
I fucking love the background noises, the hum of the machines, the birds chirping, and snake rustling in his bag trying to find some goddamn lunchables
Fun Fact: the CalorieMate brand was first released in 1983 yet is an item in Snake Eater, which canonically takes place 20 years earlier.
20 years is where they draw the line, apparently.
Prototype Lunchables!
That was brought up in matpats game theory vid about mgs3 and my mind broke when I realised
I’m gonna guess it’s not a real place or something like it’s a virtual world
There was also a CalorieMate commercial with Keifer Sutherland in it somewhere on YT. Which is quite a concidence.
funny enough the calorie mate wouldn't have been invented for another 30 years after the game's story
Shut up
@@randomgod6371 ay chill
@@randomgod6371 cry about it
More like 20, but the point still stands.
He ate the prototypes, just like he’s using the prototype for the m16
"Bitchin"
-Naked Snake
Otacon: Lunchables? Those are like one of my Japanese bento boxes!
When Roy said he didn't want to, he sounded like a child.
Sorry to be *THAT* guy but... his name's Major Zero/Tom
Roy is the colonel from mgs1-2-4
Yeah you sound stoops calling major Tom aka zero ... Roy. Smfh
To be fair, Major Zero and Roy Campbell are the same model
@@Puppy_Puppington who tf are you?
@@TrueRetroflection excuse me, what did you say?
If the operation is called snake eater... Isn't he supposed to eat snakes?
if you were in an operation named human eater would you eat a human?
@@internetman2199 yes
@@internetman2199,of course
Ocelots eat snakes
@@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent this can go in a very wrong way knowing the game and codenames
“Why don’t you eat a tree frog?”
“No, I don’t want to.”
😂
“I’m fighting a giant gay man who shoots lightning” 😂😂😂😂
This guy does an incredible impression of Snake, holy shit
Stolen
@@jamesparkes8776 cap
@@jamesparkes8776 Like your life aspirations
Lunchables is where we draw the line.
"Bitchin" -snake
Snake : "what's supposed i have to eat?"
Zero : "you do know this operation is called snake EAAAAAATA!" 🤣🤣🤣
Man snake is a national treasure
He also dreamt of creating his own home,so he belongs to no nation
@@BALI409 Outer Heaven...
courier…
Quite literally, even if he doesn't like the route the country's going (valid. Patriotism shouldn't be blind to flaws).
I love how this could actually be in MGS3 and it wouldn't feel out of place.
We’ve already got a Codec of Boss yelling at Snake for wearing a tuxedo on a stealth mission while he just grumbles like a little kid who wanted to impress his mom
@spindash64 Don't forget the legendary James Bond conversation that was like 2 minutes long
That contempt in his voice when he says "and a furry", I really felt that.
Snake saying “bitchin is one of my new fav things
I want this to be canon so badly
“Hello, Kojima?”
“何？誰-”
“Don't worry, make this canon”
“なぜ私はこれを考えなかったのですか？私の人生は嘘です!”
This is by far my most favourite short on UA-cam.
Especially the "I'm not eating a tree frog, why don't you eat a tree frog?".
"No, I don't want to"
@@jadak100 Exactly, so you better be sending me some goddamn lunchables
@@williamdaniel1701 those won’t be invented for another 30 years.
@@ragewireloki6213I'm fighting a giant gay man who shoots lightning out of his fingertips, a man who can talk to bees,
AND A FURRY
But Lunchables, that's where we draw the line.
@@Engineer266 Fine… I’l get you your lunchables.
that "no, i don't want to" was so uncanny, it was so accurate.
"I want some more!"
-Snake
Snake has known that R&D have been working on inventing lunchables for a while now lol.
He had to grind missions until it unlocked
That man time traveled into the future to get Snake some lunchables, bitchin
Bitchin
this is 10x funnier knowing that lunchables contained dangerous amounts of minerals that are known to cause irreversable brain damage
The adorable thing is that I can genuinely imagine Big Boss loving Lunchables, what with his appreciation for instant convenience foods.
gay man with lighting finger tips aka the main boss guy
a man who can talk to bees aka .. the.. bee guy
and a furry ... huh???? you mean the end? or that weird guy who does poison damage and uses camo while in trees? o_O
He's probably talking about Ocelot
@@dantheman8841 ah yes i call him the meowing russian cowboy.
@@desolatortrooper7196 I call him
_Le Betrayer_
*bisexual
@@dantheman8841 meeeeoowwww
Yeah, acsually pretty furry tbh
This could be a conversation between Batman and Alfred 😂
Big boss when he finds out his lunchables aren't going to be sent..
*Unplugs zero's life support system*
Took him several decades to do that.
You know you're a BIG BOSS when you demand lunchables 😆 🤣 😂 😹
"A guy man who shoots lightning put of his fingertip" I didn't know Emperor Palpatine was in Metal Gear!
I first thought he talked about Raiden from Mortal Kombat.
He’s talking about Volgin
@@BobSoss2341 r/woooosh
@@EripmavsDYraiddoesn’t seem to be it with the first reply
A detail I appreciate is that the mission name is "Operation:Snake Eater"
Those meme smiles...
So dammed cursed
This game comming to steam ist gonna be modding heaven!
I love how when major is asked he just goes like “no. I don’t want to.” Like a spoiled child the delivery on that line was great
"And a furry"
Pwahahaha
"And a furry"
Scalie vs Furry.
Sums up mgs in a nutshell. All code names...hahha
@@articusramos808Didn't Ocelot (who I assume is the furry) literally say, "no no no, I mean your _real_ name" once? Even the characters are sick of it. 😂
@@benjaminoechsli1941 yes. That's how Big boss actually became friends with Ocelot.
The delivery of "and a _furry"_ is just hilarious
I love how he says “why don't you eat a tree frog”
It’s like he’s some 1st grader on the playground having an argument with another 1st grader
The "bitchin" got me 💀
The treefrog joke was so good
"Bitchin'!" :D
When You're mom doesn't pack you're lunch
"Snake, you just created a time paradox!"
*SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN A LUNCHABLE*
You know what, fair enough. Also it would suck if when mgsv snake went to grab the crackers out of his lunchable he accidentally pulverized them with his robot hand
This could be a whole parody series, ala something like hellsing from how funny the characterization of this version of snake is
He needs the lead that only the Lunchables can provide.
"Calorie Mate? If I wanted a mate, I'd go to where Major Zero's from! Instant Noodles? If I wanted an instant noodle, I'd just let Volgin grab me again!" Russian Rations? I'm already rationing in Russia!"
Does anybody else think this Snake impression is kinda on point? Like, he sounds pretty good (pun intended)
TIME PARADOX!
I love how patiently nervous Zero waits for Snake to search though his tactical paper bag
A whole new meaning to *eat lead*
You're pretty good!
Knowing that Ocelots are proud creatures and yelling “Yeoowww!” To summon your Russian squad doesn’t make u a furry. It makes you a hollywood fan that ends up coming off as Bollywood.
ocelot cope
This is still my favorite video from you, it’s absolute perfection.
Normal Difficulty:
"Ah sweet, a Calorie Mate!"
Hard Difficulty:
"Exactly, so you better send me some lunchables" he sounds so damn close to the original from there on. If he keeps training his way to talk more he could sound very close and almost unnoticeable!
And that's how lunchables were made
The last line "I'm fighting a gay..." etc. sounds like David Hayter.
0:52 imagine snake actually looking like that
SNAKE NOOO, DON'T EAT THOSE! THERE'S LEAD IN THOSE LUNCHABLES!
Lead Eater
Watched this right after a video about how lunchables contain lead
I came here specifically to hear Snake say "Bitchin". I was not disappointed.
Snake got so shocked at the fact he has to eat an animal, that he lost an eye for a couple seconds.
Plot twist: Big Boss never got his lunchables which caused him to turn evil and create Outer Heaven
masterpice
He does do all the hard work, just give the man his Lunchables
I love how Snake just randomly gets an eyepatch in the middle of this 😂
I wonder if he's going for the cracker, ham, and cheese combo or if he's more of a make your own pizza kind of man
Doubt it matters as long as it comes with the vanilla cookies
@@TheMinecraftACMan and the Caprisun as well
Hopefully a crunch bar mini
@@jackwagon573 why is this so funny
I think snake saying it in like serious voice
Sanke is just my mood when I'm ticked off, my voice gets raspy like his too
Hayter's voice sounds so identical!!! Good job man!!!!!
The "bitchin" at the end got me
I love how he has to get more specific on what they are making to make them seem weird but mentioning that ocelot is a furry (its nothing that he makes just something that he is) is enough to pass as weird without further explanations
“They better be the pizza ones too, none of that ham and cheese cracker bullshiit” -snake voice
The Major then proceeds to create a time machine to bring Snake his Lunchables. That same time machine is the one that makes the Ground Zeroes: Samais Vu mission possible.
when the remake comes out u have to redo all these
The whole thing was setting me up for that last word, and when it came, it broke me
Zero: snake lunchables haven’t been made for another 30 years
Snake: WE HAVE FREAKING CYBORGS, HIGH TECH ELECTRICITY SWORDS, GIANT MECHS AND GENETIC MANIPULATION OH BUT LUNCHABLES DRAWS THE LINE
The video is hilarious and the dubbing is awesome, but I'm surprised that no one's mentioning that Naked Snake would absolutely 100% eat a tree frog just to see how it tastes
Snake: Is a nice launch i give you that, but add pineapple to The pizza doesnt give you better taste whatsoever.
But add pineapple to the pizza now you ruined the whole meal
eh, s’aight
This is genuinely the funniest thing I’ve watched all week
Major really broke the space time continuum & traveled to the future to get Snake sum lunchables 😭 that’s bitchin’ frfr 😏💯
I think the best part is at the beginning when you can hear him looking through his bag😂😂
War has changed :)
Lunch has changed.
It's no longer about napkins, condiments, or freshness. It's an endless series of packaged meals, made by companies and by stores.
Lunch--and the consumption of food--has become a well-oiled machine.
Lunch has changed.
Plastic trays carry processed grains, use processed meats and cheeses. Capri Suns inside their boxes hydrate and slake your thirst.
Caloric control, brand control, emotion control, cafeteria control…everything is portioned and kept under control.
Lunch…has changed.
The age of the bag lunch has become the age of convenience, all in the name of averting starvation from meals of mass disgusting, and he who controls the tray, controls mealtime.
Lunch…has changed.
When the meal is under total control, lunch becomes routine.”
@@BullockDS Food has changed.
It's not about filling your stomach.
It's about satisfying your tongue.
You’ve created a time paradox!
I've never played a MGS game but this still had me dead 😂😂😂
The way he said let me get something to eat was so wholesome
I literally saw this 2 years ago, it seems I have underestimated the power of UA-cam recommendations
I just realized something… snake would die once he eats because of the lead.
Wtf did I just watch 😂😂