Mike Following Dan's Hypocritical Advice In Order To Win $1,000,000 😂
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Dan: I hate you you will never win
Mike: I am so sorr-
Dan: I love you
Actually true
This is great. Mike just told Dan what he wanted to hear and it solved the problem of getting his vote
Russhole Hantz, this is how it's done.
That's how you win this game! But in a way that is at least half-what honest, unlike TOM MOTHERFUCKING WESTMAN
Ghandi II remind me what you’re referring to with Tom
@@ghandiii9500 His name is Gandhi, idiot.
@@ElectrikkPaperClipxx Russell was honest and never won because of it. People are snoflakes and need to hear fake apology (like Coach or Danielle in HvV).
Everyone is saying this is one of their least favorite seasons, but it’s in my top 10 for the same exact reasons that people hate it...It was so much fun to watch Mike totally dominate over SCUM OF THE EARTH players like Rodney, Will, Dan, and hell even Momma C. It was so toxic, yet hilarious to watch. Mike is the only person that season that deserved the million.
Completely agree
Once all of the no collar tribe got voted after the merge back to back to back (Hali, joe, Jen) then it was all horrible toxic players and mike was really the only likeable player left. Glad he won
until he almost scammed everyone at the auction
@@2two10one5 I agree. I was really hoping one of the no collar members to win, but watching this season then, I realized there's no hope for them after Hali voted out. Then, I completely shifted my vote on Mike
I agree
Dan was such a camera loving poser. All his speeches, all his one shots, every camera opportunity were so premeditated and attention seeking. One of the 10 worst players ever.
In the beginning I thought for sure he'd be voted out asap seeing as how annoying he was; then I remembered the dumbass rules of survivor which almost guarantee the most worthless and annoying will get dragged to the end because everyone else knows they won't get votes
That’s good TV? Or let me guess you probably thought Tyler was entertaining by saying nothing all game.
Couldn’t agree more, lord I hated that idiot since episode 1.
@@Wangchung405😂
He loved the camera yet he had the audacity to say the edit did him dirty lmao
"I'm an adopted child"
Mike told him exactly what he wanted to hear.
And was stupid enough to buy it 😂 ahhh Dan
@@AirPlaine70 that’s the best part about it 😂
spotted a fellow dangan fan
Thank god Mike won this season
@Absurd MMA Talk ew no
@Absurd MMA Talk sis no
Mama C should have won
@Absurd MMA Talk fuck no
@Absurd MMA Talk oh no
Dan: "The show lied on me. The footage is rigged. All the awful things I said were out of context."
Jeff at the reunion: " -So you have chosen death.- Let's play the unedited footage of you calling Rodney's mom a hore."
Dan: "🤷♂️ I guess I remember things incorrectly sometimes."
I’m currently watching the reunion episode and Dan sure likes to make excuses after excuses instead of just owning up.
It was hilarious how he fell for Jeff’s trapped and funny when they played the unedited version
@@ChillRichard hes a fucking tool…. He clearly hates women. Thats why jeff pointed out the mail escort shirt. And he had audacity to say its mail like no shit but we know the underlying meaning …. Hes a tool
Hilarious now that the shows dying because Jeff went woke 😂
dan is such a bad liar. i wouldn't trust a single thing coming out of his mouth
Exactly.
"Colby Donaldson proved that just because you win immunities, doesn't mean you get to win this game."
Yeah well, Russell Hantz proved that being an asshole is no way to win the game either.
Used to listen to this podcast that had interviews with survivor contestants. Literally every winner said if they behaved like Russell, then the million would have gone elsewhere.
Francesca also proved that being a fan and a favourite is no way to advance to the 2nd tribal council either.
I can't imagine being as much of a sensitive loser as you are lol
Hypocrite
If you were in his shoes Dan, you would not just stab the stake, you would've twisted it. If anyone has the right to be angry at Mike, it should be Rodney. Rodney NEVER experienced winning in reward challenges. Rodney had his closest ally, Joaquin, YANKED away from him.
Nothing is ever clean in the oil rigs, Dan. If you want to earn your keep, you have to get down and be dirty. That's what Mike did. Nothing is ever easy being in that final tribal (unless you count JT's win at Tocantins. That was pure mess up by Timbira).
Boston Rob did worse. Tony Vlachos did worse. This was actually one of the "cleaner" wins in relation to other seasons.
How was he an asshole besides voting people off? You must be a sensitive dork lmao
This was seriously one of the most insane survivors I’ve seen. I’m not a Mike fan yet, he tried saving each n every single one of those people on the tribe before they were voted out. Besides Tyler but Tyler was a huge threat just as much of a threat as Mike. For them to blame Mike that they got voted off, it was their own stupidity not his.
Dan is the epitome of what’s wrong with this country
NASA F why?
NASA F. Yeah what’s wrong with Mike, he’s a hardworking honest guy. Seems like more of the epitome of what people depict as the common American hero.
This is exactly what Dan was getting at at the finale!!!! TOO MUCH PC BS!!!!! Dan made for TV and nobody would pay with a used square of shitty toilet paper to see SJWS on the show. #DanFoleyIsTheGOAT
Dan isn't wrong at all. You just need to date around with some more women my friend
The entire Country dude?
I remember quite clearly that Mike deserved to win 100%
yeah i’m a big carolyn fan but this season just wouldn’t feel right if mike didn’t win
Dan: you suck
Mike: my bad
Dan: your amazing
God I hated Dan so much…
Please come back Dan. I want to hear more of your advice and learn what not to do when I go on the show one day.
You’re a weak little man you wouldn’t even make it past the boat ride in.
Hell nah, I hope you’re being sarcastic.
@@samisthebest6991 Dano is the man
I hated Dan, he was so full of himself and jealous of Mike. I don’t know if any survivor winner has deserved to win more than Mike. Dan was just a jealous little boy.
Dan : only need two words to define him - Worst Person
No kidding, not only was he an asshole, but also a terrible Survivor player in general. I have no idea how he made it this far, all he did was just be an annoying moron.
This is one of the rarest moment in survivor where you have to literally speak from the bottom of your heart to gain someone's vote... this is really beyond the game!!! I love it!!!
It’s hilarious how Dan was the girl in this situation. 0:39 - 0:44 was literally Mike to Dan 🤣🤣
Mike should have been on Winners at War.
It would have been really cool but he said he will never play again because other then winning reality TV wasn’t good for him.
Probably wants to stay on a high too.
@@MsPandachen Wait huh?! I remember reading before that he said he wanted to be the first 3-time winner of this game
I believe he declined, but I'm not a hundred percent sure on that. He said on twitter that he is not interested in a second go, and he is "happy to be a Survivor has-been."
Lmaooo Mike told him what he wanted to hear! I can’t 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The only right thing Dan did this season was vote for Mike to win.
Exactly
Mike does it even better than Dan lmao, if Dan spoke to me that way I would not trust him for the rest of the game. Mike lying to Dan about actually giving a crap actually kind of felt real though.
Actually Dan Colby Donaldson lost because he took Tina
Dan was right though. Colby lost because he took the wrong person to the end aka Tina.
Bradley Peterson yes exactly
Lmao exactly
He did but go look back at his final tribal answers he screwed him self over
@@bradleypeterson2322 Yeah, Dan said that "just because you win immunities doesn't mean you get to win this game." Hell, Kelly Wiglesworth (winner of the last four immunities) had already proven that in the very first season. But given how easily Mike won this vote, it's probably not exactly true that he didn't care about the jury at all.
0:45 he was convincing let’s give him that lol
Mike is one of the most underrated players ever he was insane both in challenges and strategically
not really...he was on the bottom the entire time and everyone wanted him out...so strategically he was pretty bad...he won a bunch of challenges but who was his competition? still glad he won though
thats the point you dummy.... He was on the bottom and still managed to work his way to the final. That takes strategy!
Denis Tuohy agreed it's hard to strategize with people when your on the bottom and they're on the top
Nick Peterson Joe, Carolyn, Tyler, and the amazing, will (Sarcasm)
eM97 Nah, as soon as he lost one challenge he was gone. That’s not strategic
Colby coudve won if he wanted to.
Mike is the greatest one time player/winner ever, and nothing anyone can say will ever change my mind. Mike forever
Jud "Fabio" Birza was amazing.
Brian Heidik
Earl?????
No one ever talks about this win. My favorite player hands down
Gross cast. Gross season.
Eskimo Joe Agreed
Eskimo Joe I loved the no collars, Lindsay, shirin and mike
Eskimo Joe not joe or that hot goddes JENN
Eskimo Joe only good people were joe, jenn, hali, and tyler
and i liked mama c too
A theatre troupe in Maine is missing a member somewhere
Dan is the kid that would tattle tale on the tattle tale.
1:00 bro said it in the most sarcastic way possible like even a kid knows he’s lying af like dude.
You can listen like a guy, and listen like dan
Lol
This is why I love Dan. King of unintentional comedy, love him for the exact reasons everyone hates him.
Woo made the same mistake Colby did in taking the wrong person to the end.
also russel taking sandra
@@jimin7997 even then I think Parvati would’ve beat him.
I don’t even like Dan but he’s kinda right in a way
I can’t disagree with you I really can’t
dan is gross 🤧
True that.
As Tennessee Ernie Ford once said "Know yourself - and know your audience."
Hahaha well put!
What made me so mad about the way Dan treated mike was Dan was so mad the mike ALMOST kept all his money in the auction but he didn’t even though he knew he could be going home that’s how deeply he cared for Dan and Dan had the audacity to try and vote him out and call mike the liar he deadass told you what it was he warned you honestly he warned everyone but everyone thought he was “crazy “ like wow I was baffled.
Makes you want to punch that idiot dead center in the face. That was my reaction with Dan throughout this season.
1:04 ...doubt it.
Well, in Dan's defense, he does look pretty fucking stupid.
Dan is hilarious
His acting was soo bad, lol.
Dan was atrocious throughout the season.
Yes dear XD
Ok so we had Dan in Worlds Apart and a different Dan in Island of the Idols...What is up with Survivor casting these days?
Beats me.
lowkey mama c the goat
Tbh, Caroline should have won
She had control over Tyler’s vote and controlled the votes when mike won immunity
She won 2 immunites
Found, played an idol
Got rid of Tyler at the right time
Made a connection with mike at the right time, if she didn’t, she wouldn’t have gotten to the top three
No shut up
Mike deserve
she played a good game but whoever wins should win in my opinion
Gross
he is so much more annoying than he looks
So does this mean that Dan is like a woman?
Tbh a no collar should’ve won
Vince, Nina , or Will?
Jk Joe, Caroline, or mike would be the best tbh
If Hali/Jenn/Joe were the F3 this would've been an enjoyable season
@@ianstephenson9721 No!
dan youre already big enough, you dont need to get any bigger
HELP 😂😂😂💀💀💀
Deplorable
Delusional dan
dan is a legend
Bring him back!
No, unless you’re talking about Mike.
I think Dan voted for Mike cause he knew he had to
Carolyn got robbed
Peter Collins no she didn't mike dominated strategically and physically
Mike dominated physically but strategically? He won every single immunity, and the second he lost one he was going home. That’s not dominating strategically, because someone who strategically dominated would’ve put themselves in a position not to go home. Carolyn, however, played one of the best strategic games in recent history. She ran that shit, made incredible moves, and manipulated her way to the end beautifully. If mike lost one immunity she’d have won
She played a shit social game
PicturePerfect her social game was pretty good, and it was GREAT compared to Mike’s. She had the respect of a good amount of people on the jury, scored herself a couple votes, and made sure to always have allies in the game. She was always open to working with people, and it worked out for her when she was able to use an idol on herself due to Mikes warnings.
Mike way deserved it so Carolyn wasn’t robbed. Was she an underrated player, HELL YEAH! But she wasn’t robbed.
lol
I hate this season this was horrible to watch
THis was a great season.....One World was the most horrible to watch ever..
Lindsay looks like my grade 10 math classmate. weird, huh?
All the Dan hate just makes me love him more. If Dan was a muscular young bod, people would not complain.
Exactly. Dan is the man and he’s great for TV. Too many SJWs
Uh, no. Even if Dan was hot, he would still be extremely hatable, I certainly would still hate him.
well what about rodney? rodney, who was "jacked" was arguably even more despicable than dan. especially with how misogynistic he was. if you treat people like crap, it don't matter how old or how fit you are
@@lafingscarecrow oh actually Jenn Brown said in an exit interview that she was more tolerant of Rodney. Actually in game too, people said “I’d leave my kid around Rodney but not Dan”. So Rodney actually did get away with being a tool. It’s because well, he’s jacked.
@@keenanlucas6212 okay, but you're missing the point. it wouldn't matter if dan was jacked like rodney, people would still dislike him because of how he treated people
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