I saw a tutorial on how to do that sort of effect in the Godot engine; it's like a fifteen minute video. Best part of the game was made by the intern after a youtube tutorial.
Ah yes these cutting edge capabilities rivals one of my wakazashi's (family heirloom, dont know why, were irish decsent in America so where did we get this?) Unfortunately its not the Real one, its our knockoff that has never been sharpened and would lose to a butterknife in a duel
They only invite who they think will bow down to their bullshit agenda lies and most of them did bow down and bullshit all the way to the death star where they left their reputations and loyalty to gamers, seriously all those influencers who lied to get us to part with our money 'SHOULD BE BOYCOTTED as an example to anyone else who wants to deceive gamers because until there's some form of accountability, these influencers will not stop
@@Burlybigfootit’s been almost 10 years of the worst games and movies ever made and somehow people can still be tricked out of their money? By the lowest form of humans at that. 😂😂 Man glad I’m not gullible
And even if they did they would skimp out on the in flight pile of blow. Cheap bastards! When turbulence hits it should look like a snowstorm in that cabin!
So she can one shot punch dudes in helmets but it takes 6 blaster shots to drop one. She either needs to change the batteries in her blaster or she's the hulk in disguise.
The minute I found out it wasn't an RPG style game where I make my own Starwars scoundrel, I lost interest. I don't want to play PG-13 Uncharted in a galaxy far far away.
They had it RIGTH there , like , why they are so down bad for making bland games? Instead of a create your own adventure rpg ? Red redemption 2 made Ton of cash ! And the online extension? Even MORE cash ! Seriously, is this people allergic to money?
The Face scanning thing is wild. I mean back in 2019 we got devil may cry 5. The Face models in that put most other games to shame. 5 years late and ubisoft manage to fuck it up. Truly, experts at work
Brother they are ugly on purpose Watch suicide Squad kill JL Harley and Wonder Woman are REALLY FINE as actresses but they want them to look like . . . Themselves, ugly and flat
Imagine if Disney sells its gaming rights to the SW franchise, and Lucasfilm get their $hit together and entrusts the development to a studio renowned for its commitment to the lore, attention to detail, and excellence in game design. This new studio embarks on creating an M-rated RPG that offers unparalleled freedom and immersion, allowing you to dive deep into the Star Wars universe, making it feel more alive and real than ever before. In this RPG, you can choose to embark on a journey as either a Jedi or Sith, with fully customizable characters that encompass every aspect from physical appearance, lightsaber design, Force abilities, to even your personal backstory. No longer are you constrained to pre-selected characters; your path is uniquely yours to create and follow. Starting as a fresh novice, you would traverse through intense training and arduous missions, gradually honing your skills and abilities. As a Jedi, your journey would involve achieving inner peace, mastering lightsaber forms, and deepening your understanding of the Force. You'll face moral dilemmas that challenge your ethical stance, guiding you towards the wisdom and serenity required to become a Jedi Master. On the flip side, embracing the path of the Sith involves succumbing to your passions, exploiting power, and engaging in treacherous plots. The more you manifest strength and ruthlessness, the faster you climb the ranks, aspiring to become a Sith Lord. Your decisions directly impact your alignment, shaping not just your character, but also the narrative and even the fate of the galaxy. Moreover, the game provides the thrilling opportunity to betray your comrades, switching sides and playing as a double agent. Perhaps you start as a Jedi but become disillusioned, deciding to clandestinely align with the Sith, carrying out missions that conceal your true allegiance. Conversely, a Sith might find a glimmer of light and choose to aid the Jedi, walking a perilous path of redemption. For those who seek a different experience, you could play as a bounty hunter, driven by profit and navigating the intricate underbelly of the galaxy. Your missions would involve tracking down high-profile targets, whether they be Jedi, Sith, or influential political figures, each hunt fraught with danger and requiring cunning and expertise. In addition to a rich primary storyline, the game offers an expansive universe filled with side quests and exploratory missions. Iconic Star Wars locations such as Coruscant, Tatooine, each rendered in breathtaking detail, await your discovery. These locations hide forgotten lore, ancient artifacts, and secrets that deepen the narrative and provide substantial rewards. Interactions with compelling NPCs, complex dialogue trees, and dynamic relationships further immerse you in the game. Romances, alliances, and rivalries evolve based on your actions and choices, making the world feel reactive and alive. Political intrigue, battles of wits, and strategic gameplay elements are entrenched in the storyline, making every decision critical. And Imagine if this game had no battle passes, microtransactions, or unnecessary real-life politics. Whoever designs such a Star Wars game would undoubtedly print money.
@@Bossanova. The game you just described sounds like if you crossed SWTOR and BG3 and gave it a 1TB download size. You do understand why that would never happen, right?
You ever find it hilarious in hindsight that the same company that made popular the “Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity” quote towards the height of its popularity would be reduced to slop by failing to heed the wisdom in that very message?
The DLC for FC3 had you collecting VHS tapes. When you do, your character complains about how mundane and stupid it is but 'at least I'm not collecting feathers' which is supposed to make you laugh about how you're _still_ doing the same shit anyway.
5/5 for grass physics. -50 for letting the scanned image of the hot model hit every branch on the ugly tree during the download. And -50 billion for budget cuts. If I wanted disappointment I'd live my own life!
Here's some food for thought: it took 3 movies before any woman in star wars was in a bikini, while the first season of star trek had multiple episodes of busty babes from beyond the stars and kirk beaming then up.
I hear ya. Been a fan of Star Wars since childhood in Nigeria and this trash game is just not it for me. I'll just replay Fallen Order and play Survivor instead. I already got enough backlog of pre-disney Star Wars games on PC anyway.
The best part of the modern video game era is that they made so many of the AAA releases shit that you save money, since there's only 2 good games a year.
Already, the only games I’m looking forward to next year are Metroid Prime 4 and Doom the Dark Age. And I promise those will be the only AAA games worth getting next year.
I liked the part when like 7 of my subbed channels dropped the same video in one day when the embargo lifted to talk about how great the game is and how they are excited to play it. Then they all proceeded to show the same mediocre ubi-slop and then the voices in my head started speaking: you should play uncharted instead of this toss
@@saschaberger3212 "I was just flown out to a party at Disneyland, and got the super premium giga deluxe edition of the game. I'm completely unbiased and impartial I'll have you know..."
I have to tell you man, my wife loves your videos. Last night I was watching one of your older videos and she made me change it because she loves it "when you sound unhinged." I know she's a keeper when I fired up the mortal kombat 1 and she said, "oh man... look at all those budget cuts" Keep it up man!
@@FoxyCAMTV. Gave my Ps5 to my wife and I rarely turn on the Series X to play old 360 games. My Switch OLED gets a lot of play and I'm hyped for Lolipop Chainsaw:Remastered. Next gen I'll get Switch 2 and skip the rest.
@@Deadsea_1993 Honestly, Nintendo makes good games, yeah, but they are far from being on the right side in their way of treating their customers or wanting total control of their licenses by trying to control everything related to fanarts, fangames, parodies, etc. Also, their consoles have been hardware rip-offs since the Wii era.
No shit. The last time I gave Ubisoft money was all the way back when For Honor launched and it was more than worth it. Everything else? A few years ago I'd say I'd only play their games if they were free, but nowadays I wouldn't play them even if they paid me to do it.
@@Deadsea_1993 That's what i'm saying. Switch and the Steam Deck. All I use and need these days. Haven't touched my PS5 in months as far as games go, I only turn it on to play DVDs/blurays
Remember, Any time a Dev team blames poor quality of product on X,Y,Z is hard. The full quote is "X,Y,Z is hard for me to do correctly." Its not that the process itself is hard. It is that doing it was hard for them.
I'd say most of it has to do with the impossible deadlines that those suits demanded, that usually happens in this kind of industry, where the people that KNOW what they are doing must do it with constant nagging and micro-managing dickwank surveiling them 24/7, and dont forget the unrequired sexual harrasment on female employees, that shit comes in package deal.
@@Cptn_Fabulous Also valid. Suit assuming they belong in the kitchen doesn't help. Their skill sets are not compatible with game creation and should listen to the people they hired to do the 'cooking'
I don't remember who said it, but someone said that Star Wars Outlaws was "the most ambitious open world game in decades". Reminder that we don't hate game journalists enough
Hilarious that the AA budget Robocop game kicks the ass of all these AAA licensed games by virtue of being made by devs who actually give a shit. Even moreso that those same devs made the godawful Rambo game back in 2014. Unlike most AAA devs, their futures are looking bright. Trending in the right direction.
They learned and got better. Probably fired some bad people, hired good ones. AAA devs do the opposite, fire the talented people that have the wrong political opinion to hire the incompetent people that fit the agenda.
@@SolarisKane Seems like it. Legitmately, Robocop Rogue City is probably one of the best examples of a AA game. They minmaxed what little budget they had, cutting corners where it's less important and spending the big bucks on the more important stuff, leaving a game that really punches above its weight. For example, they probably cheaped out on most of the voice actors which are fairly eh for the most part, but they were able to get Peter Weller back to play Robocop himself which was amazing. Meanwhile, Bethesda couldn't get Harrison Ford back to play Indiana Jones in The Great Circle.
I love how absolutely everybody in the industry, except for Arrowhead, ignores the existence of MGSV - this game is a goldmine for how to do takedowns, enemy AI, etc. the right way. But nooo, better to make everything absolute dogshit, am I right game developers? Also, I see you're a Vinny Vinesauce enjoyer.
I still find it hilarious that Ubisoft Devs needed to tweet about other developers not understanding how Quest design or UI works. Like nothing works in your game how about you worry about yourself?
Wow, a rare fellow mgsv enjoyer out in the wild. I had heard there were only a dozen of us in existence lol. I have nearly a thousand hours dicking around in fob invasions. Great game.
@nikobellic8002 Disney trying to use their online policy for there streaming server to avoid paying some guy £50.000 after his wife unalive in one of there restaurants after eating something they said wouldn't case her an allergic reaction but it did. And since they have a subscription to their server they're trying to use it to not pay him for the funeral cost. Not surprising coming from a company that wouldn't allow a father to make a spider man themed tombstone for his unalive son.
"Hey, what are consequences for getting caught by the evil empire full of sociopaths or the Hutt criminal cartel?, a escape mission perhaps?" "...Best I can do is kick you out of town"
Miranda mentioned let's go, can't get over how some of her cutscenes got cut and the same guy who modded those out before legendary edition modded them back in.
That scrawny broad legit punching Storm Trooper armor with her bare fists is probably the saddest, most eye-rolling thing I've ever seen. They had no idea what to program, since the enemies don't have hair to pull.
It's a game.. It's fictional... It's not supposed to be real ya ding dong.. Stop hating and grow up the game is going to be fun.... That's all that matters..
@@billythekid9484 hopefully one day you will develop critical thinking skills and stop defending trash games. spend your money on something that actually respects you as a customer "ya ding dong." people like you who will buy obviously broken, unfinished, lazy games are why all of us have to deal with almost every new game being horrible garbage. suckers will buy it anyways because it says "star wars" on the box
@@billythekid9484Do you think insulting someone is going to make them buy this game or something? Don't copy the Disney staff playbook, which isn't working anymore if Star Wars Acolyte is to go off of. If you are having fun, more power to you. Go to a video where the creator is enjoying the game like you.
Ubisoft should adopt Bethesda approach - just release the game with open code and full documentation(since it's not Gamebryo, it's much harder to get inside) and claim that it's mod friendly, then proceed to hope for autism of Star Wars fans to fuel the work you didn't do.
@@TheArklyte That genuinely would work better than what they’re doing that’s the sad part. At least there would be hope for a decent modded game years down the line.
Bethesda games aren't open code. The official modding tools are heavily limited with each new game (I think only New Vegas had its dev tool released by mistake, but I don't think you can find it anywhere). That's a reason you need, for example, 3rd party script extenders to as much as add a single animation to the game. For a dev that's a function in the tool itself.
@@LecherousLizard Next time you should start your comment with "Actually". I guess you can help me with my memory problems by quoting where I've claimed that Bethesda releases open code for their games instead of saying that since it's not Gamebryo, but Snowdrop, it's harder to get inside and thus open code would be needed to mod it to same extent? I get it that my comment can be read this way too and it's my mistake for phrasing it so, but I'm in a mood to antagonise some Captain Obvious, so why not?;)
Very simply put: For a STARWARS game if I’m not playing a lightsaber dude I better damn well be playing the coolest gun dude. This is not their coolest gun dude. Being a randomized character would’ve been better.
1:57 if I hear another developer say face scanning is hard I’m going in to punch a wall. I’m starting to thing game developers are sexist with how ugly they make women in games
Nahhhh they just think gamers are easy targets. No way Hollywood would let this slide. Margot Robbie would bust a gasket if someone messed with her model
It's like they don't like money give us a M rated Mandalorian game and they would sell like hot cakes! Disney really took out the soul of these legendary titles
In Starwars Galaxies (The real first open world Starwars game) I played as a Smuggler that would craft and sell spice, illegally modify weapons, slice into mission terminals to get a higher payout, smuggle illicit goods, and be on the wrong side of the law. Starwars Outlaws is a pathetic joke.
Regarding the ship piloting, apparently the devs/marketing dept both hoped that the existing success of space travel games would help draw in more players. As a goblin with 300 hours on Elite Dangerous who smuggled narcotics, weapons/potential warcrimes and occasional relics, I would ironically enough rather be exposed to the direct vacuum and radiation of space.
I made a video like this a couple weeks ago but I called it "Star Wars Outlaws is COOKED" because I knew papa fleek was gonna make a "Star Wars Outlaws is DOOMED" video and he did NOT disappoint
It baffles me that they made this with a fixed character and fixed sidekick/pet. They should have added in a character creator with all those wonderful alien races, then added in a variety of sidekicks you could make into your pet, just so everyone wasn't the same. Black Myth Wukong is coming out. Why would you release THIS at the same time?
"We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?" -zapp branigan
5:33 "you cant steal vehicles (or anything)" Wow that's ironic for the title, did they pick the word outlaw because it sounded cool. Thinking about it, star wars games are not known for stealing things but... hey GTA in star wars universe sounds like a cool idea.
I have seen the ad that started with the girl boss's sassy unfunny joke, and I am already sold... sold that new star war games are never going to be fun ever again
The "Triple A" studios going full slop definitely saves me a lot of money, I used to buy half a dozen games per year; now I typically only buy one per year over the $50 mark post 2016.
ill never forget the words of captain price. “switching to your secondary is faster than reloading, just make sure you halve the distance between you and the enemy before switching”
Dear Sir Fleekazoid, Would you honor us with a review of the Borderland movie? You have a finesse and charm unlike no other UA-camr. However, any video you have gifted us is always greatful. Thank you.
I feel like they could of avoided a lot of complaints if they just called it Star wars Rebel or something, what kinda 'outlaw' adheres strictly to gun laws in towns and lets themselves get arrested by the same stormtroopers that shoot you dead out of town? Plus any space game that doesn't have at least one applicable example of the Harkness test isnt a space game worth playing.
"their chromosomes are under siege" yeah, for real. Did they actually hire that actress for the Star Wars main character and then intentionally apply a 'Generic Plain Jane' filter instead of using her real look? .... Maybe that was her idea since I'm sure she's not going to want anyone to recognize her from this.
God that grass is just too unreal!
Ive never seen any other video game have that level of detail on those beautiful Bothriochloa longipanniculata's!
I saw a tutorial on how to do that sort of effect in the Godot engine; it's like a fifteen minute video. Best part of the game was made by the intern after a youtube tutorial.
FLEEK YOU MADE IT BIGGER. Man I thought you were just joking. Thanks a ton
quarters to make it hail?
Yessir. So unreal, sir!
"Highlighted the cutting edge capabilities of our game engine." ~ Ubisoft
Néèds morê accënts.
@@MooseCastle , well, the thing is I don't have that debilitating condition known as being Canadian nor French. Hahahahah.
Funny how as game engines get more powerful the games get shitter
Ah yes these cutting edge capabilities rivals one of my wakazashi's (family heirloom, dont know why, were irish decsent in America so where did we get this?)
Unfortunately its not the Real one, its our knockoff that has never been sharpened and would lose to a butterknife in a duel
Their cutting edge game engine is unburdened by what has been.
Seriously though F those guys for not giving Fleek a private jet ride and an invitation to their shitty ass game.
The private jet with the big busty nuns 👍
They only invite who they think will bow down to their bullshit agenda lies and most of them did bow down and bullshit all the way to the death star where they left their reputations and loyalty to gamers, seriously all those influencers who lied to get us to part with our money 'SHOULD BE BOYCOTTED as an example to anyone else who wants to deceive gamers because until there's some form of accountability, these influencers will not stop
@@Burlybigfootit’s been almost 10 years of the worst games and movies ever made and somehow people can still be tricked out of their money? By the lowest form of humans at that. 😂😂
Man glad I’m not gullible
YES SIR PIMP❤
And even if they did they would skimp out on the in flight pile of blow. Cheap bastards! When turbulence hits it should look like a snowstorm in that cabin!
>Called "Outlaws"
>Can't commit crimes in cities
ok then
So true xD, the only crime in this game is the pricing and the underwhelming gameplay
Reminds me of playing the 'Scarface' game where you can't kill anyone.
@@joeblow229 Really? Which game is that one?
They turned pirates into good soy boys who don't plunder and who can't swim.
Now this.
seriously who green lit this shit?
5:11 game is callled Outlaws. Main character proceeds to follow law in gun-free zones.
Its all just so bland and boring.
Is Outlaw except for the crime of being sexy 😂
these Lefty Cali types can't dream of breaking the law, let alone make a game involving it.
@@Morfe02 Ubisoft definitely cut the budget for femme fatale. Hot and dangerous? We have evolved to bland and law abiding
Remember in A New Hope when Han draws his blaster in a bar and a Stormtrooper comes to arrest him ?
Me neither.
Star Wars: Dead on Arrival.
And dead in the water
Star Wars: DoA, nice crossover
It's a miscarriage
Star Wars DIE. Not that all the rest of the Disney era was nothing but a DIE shit fest so at least UBI is keeping it on brand.
@@sorina9130 more like an accident
So she can one shot punch dudes in helmets but it takes 6 blaster shots to drop one. She either needs to change the batteries in her blaster or she's the hulk in disguise.
Last of us part 2 moment
It's the power of the Force, she's Rey Skinwalker!
The latter seems true. That face is close to the more recent She-Hulk actress.
The minute I found out it wasn't an RPG style game where I make my own Starwars scoundrel, I lost interest.
I don't want to play PG-13 Uncharted in a galaxy far far away.
Right? I’ve already got KOTOR 1 and 2. I don’t need ubisofts terrible Star Wars skin.
They could made a character creator but they choose to make an 40 old woman protagonist with the hair cut of a mother in the 80's
@@Morfe02 80s haircut kinda fits considering Starwars was made in 1977... but yeah massive L. I wanted playable races and shit, I wanna be a Rodian
They had it RIGTH there , like , why they are so down bad for making bland games?
Instead of a create your own adventure rpg ? Red redemption 2 made Ton of cash !
And the online extension? Even MORE cash !
Seriously, is this people allergic to money?
Well, unless it's 1313. I would totally pay to see that come back to life.
The Face scanning thing is wild. I mean back in 2019 we got devil may cry 5. The Face models in that put most other games to shame. 5 years late and ubisoft manage to fuck it up. Truly, experts at work
Forget that, try 2004 with Half Life 2. Those faces looked so accurate to the people they were based on it was unreal
it is intentional
Brother they are ugly on purpose
Watch suicide Squad kill JL Harley and Wonder Woman are REALLY FINE as actresses but they want them to look like . . . Themselves, ugly and flat
It's intentional. They don't want to make attractive women because they hate men
@@latbat58yup 100%, just like Mary Jane from Marvel's Spider Man 2.
Fleek making a more entertaining video about Star Wars than UBI budget could ever produce for a game
Or Lucasfilms
Imagine if Disney sells its gaming rights to the SW franchise, and Lucasfilm get their $hit together and entrusts the development to a studio renowned for its commitment to the lore, attention to detail, and excellence in game design. This new studio embarks on creating an M-rated RPG that offers unparalleled freedom and immersion, allowing you to dive deep into the Star Wars universe, making it feel more alive and real than ever before.
In this RPG, you can choose to embark on a journey as either a Jedi or Sith, with fully customizable characters that encompass every aspect from physical appearance, lightsaber design, Force abilities, to even your personal backstory. No longer are you constrained to pre-selected characters; your path is uniquely yours to create and follow.
Starting as a fresh novice, you would traverse through intense training and arduous missions, gradually honing your skills and abilities. As a Jedi, your journey would involve achieving inner peace, mastering lightsaber forms, and deepening your understanding of the Force. You'll face moral dilemmas that challenge your ethical stance, guiding you towards the wisdom and serenity required to become a Jedi Master.
On the flip side, embracing the path of the Sith involves succumbing to your passions, exploiting power, and engaging in treacherous plots. The more you manifest strength and ruthlessness, the faster you climb the ranks, aspiring to become a Sith Lord. Your decisions directly impact your alignment, shaping not just your character, but also the narrative and even the fate of the galaxy.
Moreover, the game provides the thrilling opportunity to betray your comrades, switching sides and playing as a double agent. Perhaps you start as a Jedi but become disillusioned, deciding to clandestinely align with the Sith, carrying out missions that conceal your true allegiance. Conversely, a Sith might find a glimmer of light and choose to aid the Jedi, walking a perilous path of redemption.
For those who seek a different experience, you could play as a bounty hunter, driven by profit and navigating the intricate underbelly of the galaxy. Your missions would involve tracking down high-profile targets, whether they be Jedi, Sith, or influential political figures, each hunt fraught with danger and requiring cunning and expertise.
In addition to a rich primary storyline, the game offers an expansive universe filled with side quests and exploratory missions. Iconic Star Wars locations such as Coruscant, Tatooine, each rendered in breathtaking detail, await your discovery. These locations hide forgotten lore, ancient artifacts, and secrets that deepen the narrative and provide substantial rewards.
Interactions with compelling NPCs, complex dialogue trees, and dynamic relationships further immerse you in the game. Romances, alliances, and rivalries evolve based on your actions and choices, making the world feel reactive and alive. Political intrigue, battles of wits, and strategic gameplay elements are entrenched in the storyline, making every decision critical.
And Imagine if this game had no battle passes, microtransactions, or unnecessary real-life politics. Whoever designs such a Star Wars game would undoubtedly print money.
@@Bossanova. My man, they print way more money with their DEI finance, don´t worry
@@Bossanova. The game you just described sounds like if you crossed SWTOR and BG3 and gave it a 1TB download size. You do understand why that would never happen, right?
I lost it at "look at these Popeye punches. Shes reaches back into the prehistoric era to wind these things up." 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
then we have the superman punches, woman thinks shes in the WWE far far away.
You ever find it hilarious in hindsight that the same company that made popular the “Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity” quote towards the height of its popularity would be reduced to slop by failing to heed the wisdom in that very message?
We are definitely a far cry from far cry. I’ll never forget those knife takedowns.
I'm 99% sure all the devs and writers who made FC3 have left the company and the remaining/new people have never played that game.
@@AGnar0k If they have, it's the buggy Ps4/X1 edition that is locked at 30 fricking fps
They had different problems back then. Faking game footage.
The DLC for FC3 had you collecting VHS tapes. When you do, your character complains about how mundane and stupid it is but 'at least I'm not collecting feathers' which is supposed to make you laugh about how you're _still_ doing the same shit anyway.
5/5 for grass physics.
-50 for letting the scanned image of the hot model hit every branch on the ugly tree during the download.
And -50 billion for budget cuts.
If I wanted disappointment I'd live my own life!
They did Humberly Gonzalez so dirty.
@@MarvinPowell1 Jesus Christ, with a name like that her parents did her dirty too.
The people who made the engine clearly aren't the ones who made the game.
“The Stormtroopers will arrest you for being annoying”
The Empire does but tolerate this Rebel Cringe
Sounds to me like the Empire is the good guys
@@fosphor8920 Always has been.
@@LecherousLizard Amen brother!
@@fosphor8920 They always were. Long Live The Empire
Totally justified tbh
Here's some food for thought: it took 3 movies before any woman in star wars was in a bikini, while the first season of star trek had multiple episodes of busty babes from beyond the stars and kirk beaming then up.
Eh, that's least of star wars' worries.
That's, because Star Trek has more culture than Star Wars 🤣🤣🤣.
My thought ate the food and said that you, sir, are down bad
@@schalitz1 not the EU
@@schalitz1 Maybe they commit more crimes.
Lifelong star wars fan here (well i took a lasting hiatus about 10 years ago). Im not hyped at all, doubt Ill ever play it.
I hear ya. Been a fan of Star Wars since childhood in Nigeria and this trash game is just not it for me. I'll just replay Fallen Order and play Survivor instead. I already got enough backlog of pre-disney Star Wars games on PC anyway.
C'mon, try it out once it's in the bargain bin. It won't take long, I assure you.
@@whocaresjustwords.6084cope, mald and seethe little man
Don't buy it. The reason they keep pumping out these shitty games is because we keep buying them. Just dont.
@@whocaresjustwords.6084 never claimed that. Im having the feeling however Im not alone in not buying this game. Enjoy your Ubislob.
The best part of the modern video game era is that they made so many of the AAA releases shit that you save money, since there's only 2 good games a year.
My gaming life has gotten far less hectic and enjoyable.2-3 good games a year and 2-3 classics.
My backlog is finally getting played, thank you AAA devs !
Already, the only games I’m looking forward to next year are Metroid Prime 4 and Doom the Dark Age. And I promise those will be the only AAA games worth getting next year.
I liked the part when like 7 of my subbed channels dropped the same video in one day when the embargo lifted to talk about how great the game is and how they are excited to play it. Then they all proceeded to show the same mediocre ubi-slop and then the voices in my head started speaking: you should play uncharted instead of this toss
"iTs nOt SpOnSoREd" yeah yeah tell that to the judge
Neat, you can scrub 7 channels for being scum in one go!
@@saschaberger3212 "I was just flown out to a party at Disneyland, and got the super premium giga deluxe edition of the game. I'm completely unbiased and impartial I'll have you know..."
@@SwampGreen14 gamergate!! Gamergaaaaaate!!!!!
" I play this Game in this "vacation trip" pay by Ubisoft so the game is really good "
An outlaw that is the most well-behaved Dave on the street in a city.
The best drug smugglers are the ones that obey traffic laws.
3:44 Ain't no way punching Storm Trooper armor with your bare ass hand doesn't hurt like hell lmao
I have to tell you man, my wife loves your videos. Last night I was watching one of your older videos and she made me change it because she loves it "when you sound unhinged."
I know she's a keeper when I fired up the mortal kombat 1 and she said, "oh man... look at all those budget cuts"
Keep it up man!
I would have bought TWO ULTIMATE EDITIONS of star wars outlaws had they paid Fleek to praise it.
Usual Ubisoft L.
"Great Value Lilo and Stitch." Your way with words is impressive.
At this point, people who still give money to Ubisoft after ALL they did and said are just not smart enough.
This whole woke movement, preordering,unfinished games,always online,lazy development etc is ALL tied to how dumb the buyers are.
@@FoxyCAMTV. Gave my Ps5 to my wife and I rarely turn on the Series X to play old 360 games. My Switch OLED gets a lot of play and I'm hyped for Lolipop Chainsaw:Remastered. Next gen I'll get Switch 2 and skip the rest.
@@Deadsea_1993 Honestly, Nintendo makes good games, yeah, but they are far from being on the right side in their way of treating their customers or wanting total control of their licenses by trying to control everything related to fanarts, fangames, parodies, etc. Also, their consoles have been hardware rip-offs since the Wii era.
No shit. The last time I gave Ubisoft money was all the way back when For Honor launched and it was more than worth it. Everything else? A few years ago I'd say I'd only play their games if they were free, but nowadays I wouldn't play them even if they paid me to do it.
@@Deadsea_1993 That's what i'm saying. Switch and the Steam Deck. All I use and need these days. Haven't touched my PS5 in months as far as games go, I only turn it on to play DVDs/blurays
Disney Shart wars is prime "throw in the thrash material".
Remember, Any time a Dev team blames poor quality of product on X,Y,Z is hard. The full quote is "X,Y,Z is hard for me to do correctly."
Its not that the process itself is hard. It is that doing it was hard for them.
The process is hard.
They just suck harder.
@@honaleri Nah, Papa Fleek nailed it on the head. They were told to shovel out crap as fast as possible.
As a dev, it's almost certainly the suits being cheapskates, and not giving them enough time and money to do a good job.
I'd say most of it has to do with the impossible deadlines that those suits demanded, that usually happens in this kind of industry, where the people that KNOW what they are doing must do it with constant nagging and micro-managing dickwank surveiling them 24/7, and dont forget the unrequired sexual harrasment on female employees, that shit comes in package deal.
@@Cptn_Fabulous Also valid. Suit assuming they belong in the kitchen doesn't help. Their skill sets are not compatible with game creation and should listen to the people they hired to do the 'cooking'
I can't wait for AC Shadows... your gonna rip and tear that one hard.
It will rip and tear the fan base from below the belt.
Love how she punches the stormtroopers in their helmets with her bare fist
Her hand is merely a meat glove for her shattered bones.
I don't remember who said it, but someone said that Star Wars Outlaws was "the most ambitious open world game in decades".
Reminder that we don't hate game journalists enough
Haven´t they played Papa Todd´s Magnum Opus The Elder Scrolls 5:Skyrim?
@@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 is that the super horny medeval sex simulator?
The most original
Yeah like Starfield didnt exist 😂😂 or "we never meet the criminal stories of Star Wars" and they made THIS
You THINK you do, but you really don't hate them enough.
Ultima 9 showed them for the prostitutes they are.
Save me Tod Howard 🙌
Not even Thoward can save us from this
It just WORKS!
godd howard ain't saving you now
In Todd We Trust
Hilarious that the AA budget Robocop game kicks the ass of all these AAA licensed games by virtue of being made by devs who actually give a shit.
Even moreso that those same devs made the godawful Rambo game back in 2014. Unlike most AAA devs, their futures are looking bright. Trending in the right direction.
They learned and got better. Probably fired some bad people, hired good ones. AAA devs do the opposite, fire the talented people that have the wrong political opinion to hire the incompetent people that fit the agenda.
@@SolarisKane The only agenda they should have is make a good to great video game.
@@SolarisKane Seems like it. Legitmately, Robocop Rogue City is probably one of the best examples of a AA game. They minmaxed what little budget they had, cutting corners where it's less important and spending the big bucks on the more important stuff, leaving a game that really punches above its weight.
For example, they probably cheaped out on most of the voice actors which are fairly eh for the most part, but they were able to get Peter Weller back to play Robocop himself which was amazing. Meanwhile, Bethesda couldn't get Harrison Ford back to play Indiana Jones in The Great Circle.
@@gameragodzilla That last bit might be because Harrison hates Indy and Han Solo and is probably glad to be free of both franchises.
5:59 “ Imma make it HAIL up in there” 😂😂
I love how absolutely everybody in the industry, except for Arrowhead, ignores the existence of MGSV - this game is a goldmine for how to do takedowns, enemy AI, etc. the right way. But nooo, better to make everything absolute dogshit, am I right game developers?
Also, I see you're a Vinny Vinesauce enjoyer.
I still find it hilarious that Ubisoft Devs needed to tweet about other developers not understanding how Quest design or UI works. Like nothing works in your game how about you worry about yourself?
Yeah, pity Arrowhead learned the lessons and then have continually disguarded them, patch after patch.
Oh yeah, MGSV was a golden egg when it comes to gameplay. And that was 2015, almost 10 years ago!
How do we tell them about Arrowhead Mr Squidward?
Wow, a rare fellow mgsv enjoyer out in the wild. I had heard there were only a dozen of us in existence lol. I have nearly a thousand hours dicking around in fob invasions. Great game.
Just make sure you never subscribe for a Free Disney+ Trial before you take the trip.
Ahhhh yeaaaa that’s some bullshit:’(
What? Could you explain.
@@nikobellic8002 You can’t sue Disney if you subscribe for a free Disney + trial
@@nikobellic8002If you subscribe to Disney+, the EULA makes you agree to never sue Disney for anything.
@nikobellic8002 Disney trying to use their online policy for there streaming server to avoid paying some guy £50.000 after his wife unalive in one of there restaurants after eating something they said wouldn't case her an allergic reaction but it did. And since they have a subscription to their server they're trying to use it to not pay him for the funeral cost.
Not surprising coming from a company that wouldn't allow a father to make a spider man themed tombstone for his unalive son.
Fleek says he can rant about this for 20 minutes, but does it in 6 minutes, what a speed runner he is.
"Fuck you, ma boi was wearin cardigan" fucking sent me to the shadow realm. What line, what a bar 10/10 pimp
The second coming of Gollum is my new tag-line for this game.
makes sense considering what these DEI devs are promoting. they want hideousness in the world to be the standard
Gollum was so bad even without DEI. You see what these other games need to mimic but a fraction of Gollum's power?
Idk concords competing for that spot too, it couldn't eve get 700 players 😂
Forspoken
Dustborn
"Hey, what are consequences for getting caught by the evil empire full of sociopaths or the Hutt criminal cartel?, a escape mission perhaps?"
"...Best I can do is kick you out of town"
This is why I subscribed. Put out more of these videos FLEEK.
You got me at the "Foresight and Foreskin of the Mighty Seven-Eyed FLEEK", I'm dying.
"They're chromosome are under siege" I lost it 😂
Sounds like my entire unit when we were positioned up around a long range radar overseas. Every man in that units only had girls.
Miranda mentioned let's go, can't get over how some of her cutscenes got cut and the same guy who modded those out before legendary edition modded them back in.
"I should be edging to Space Marine 2 trailers"
As we all should be brother, as we all should be.
Lmao at the IGN clip of the enemy just being tasered by nothing
Give Ubisoft some credit. This is the most accurate representation of the Disney Star Wars. They are incredibly loyal to the source.
That scrawny broad legit punching Storm Trooper armor with her bare fists is probably the saddest, most eye-rolling thing I've ever seen. They had no idea what to program, since the enemies don't have hair to pull.
The fact that it also takes like 6 blaster shots to kill them is astounding
It's a game.. It's fictional... It's not supposed to be real ya ding dong.. Stop hating and grow up the game is going to be fun.... That's all that matters..
@@billythekid9484 hopefully one day you will develop critical thinking skills and stop defending trash games. spend your money on something that actually respects you as a customer "ya ding dong." people like you who will buy obviously broken, unfinished, lazy games are why all of us have to deal with almost every new game being horrible garbage. suckers will buy it anyways because it says "star wars" on the box
@@billythekid9484Do you think insulting someone is going to make them buy this game or something? Don't copy the Disney staff playbook, which isn't working anymore if Star Wars Acolyte is to go off of. If you are having fun, more power to you. Go to a video where the creator is enjoying the game like you.
@@billythekid9484 This issue isn't just a "immersion problem" but also a sign of poor development
A Ubisoft open world game isn't looking good? In other news, swimming makes you wet, the sun is hot, and North Korea is a hellscape!
North Korea is a paradise compared to Star Wars Outlaws
Easier to commit crimes in north korea
More at 10
The sun has risen this morning and will set in the evening.
“Save me Todd Howard” had me dying 😂😂😭😭 another great video pimp 👌🏻
Ubisoft should adopt Bethesda approach - just release the game with open code and full documentation(since it's not Gamebryo, it's much harder to get inside) and claim that it's mod friendly, then proceed to hope for autism of Star Wars fans to fuel the work you didn't do.
@@TheArklyte That genuinely would work better than what they’re doing that’s the sad part. At least there would be hope for a decent modded game years down the line.
like hell they would let you mod this garbage. if Ubi caught the dox of a modder they would launch drone strikes at that poor bastard's house.
Bethesda games aren't open code. The official modding tools are heavily limited with each new game (I think only New Vegas had its dev tool released by mistake, but I don't think you can find it anywhere).
That's a reason you need, for example, 3rd party script extenders to as much as add a single animation to the game. For a dev that's a function in the tool itself.
@@LecherousLizard
Next time you should start your comment with "Actually".
I guess you can help me with my memory problems by quoting where I've claimed that Bethesda releases open code for their games instead of saying that since it's not Gamebryo, but Snowdrop, it's harder to get inside and thus open code would be needed to mod it to same extent? I get it that my comment can be read this way too and it's my mistake for phrasing it so, but I'm in a mood to antagonise some Captain Obvious, so why not?;)
2:27
*Save us Todd Howard*
"SAVE ME TOD HOWARD" has to be my favorite joke of the whole goddamn year
Banger video, honestly.
I also enjoy how that's not a voice, you just straight up sound like that.
Very simply put: For a STARWARS game if I’m not playing a lightsaber dude I better damn well be playing the coolest gun dude. This is not their coolest gun dude. Being a randomized character would’ve been better.
1:57 if I hear another developer say face scanning is hard I’m going in to punch a wall. I’m starting to thing game developers are sexist with how ugly they make women in games
Nahhhh they just think gamers are easy targets. No way Hollywood would let this slide. Margot Robbie would bust a gasket if someone messed with her model
Love this video. Glad someone can make Outlaws entertaining.
It's like they don't like money give us a M rated Mandalorian game and they would sell like hot cakes! Disney really took out the soul of these legendary titles
I don't identify as the modern audience and this game does not make me feel represented. I'll be sitting this one out Ubisoft.
You don't identify yourself as Tran Solo?
SHAME on you sir!
I have it on good authority that representation is the only thing that matters so from now on I will not play anything that doesn't star a white man.
the modern audience is only on twitter rage baiting for views and likes and never play videogames
Then why are you here?
@@Ceteprimer/whoosh
God I hope we have a video of Fleek giving praise to this game because then I'll know our boy secured the BAG
that interstellar soundtrack in the background in 1:50 was insane
Uncharted with a star wars skin, as if i didn’t hated both Naughty Dog and Ubisoft enough.
Ubisoft : some teenager enjoys our games because he doesn’t understand quality yet.
0:27 Nasty roast Fleek
0:22 seconds in and i lost it! I got to "Mr. Minnie Mouse" and burst out laughing so hard that i couldn't breathe for nearly two minutes!!!!!
Stormtroopers shooting at a wall. Well, at least they are trying for canon lore in this. Unlike the Acolyte. Hey yo!
I can condensed all this video down to 3 words:
Ubisoft Made This.
Boom. Review done.
In Starwars Galaxies (The real first open world Starwars game) I played as a Smuggler that would craft and sell spice, illegally modify weapons, slice into mission terminals to get a higher payout, smuggle illicit goods, and be on the wrong side of the law.
Starwars Outlaws is a pathetic joke.
Regarding the ship piloting, apparently the devs/marketing dept both hoped that the existing success of space travel games would help draw in more players.
As a goblin with 300 hours on Elite Dangerous who smuggled narcotics, weapons/potential warcrimes and occasional relics, I would ironically enough rather be exposed to the direct vacuum and radiation of space.
Guys seriously. I think that grass just swayed.
I for one love not being able to be an outlaw in a game called “Star Wars: Outlaws.”
That roll looked like Seagal with Havel set
I made a video like this a couple weeks ago but I called it "Star Wars Outlaws is COOKED" because I knew papa fleek was gonna make a "Star Wars Outlaws is DOOMED" video and he did NOT disappoint
I like how she just punches the stormtrooper and knocks him down, i guess the empire is low and funds and had to resort to paper mache armor.
"Why do we even wear this armor? It's useless. "
The back of the head punches don't actually make contact, only the chest punches when they're already on the floor do...
That "Under siege" almost had me choked on food.😂
Credit:God
Just as long as we're giving the bigman the credit he deserves.
The description of that Space Rocket at 1:50 had me in tears. 🤣🤣
2:04 WTF they don't even look remotely similar lol. AAAA gaming everybody.
2:06 Man he got that part so right just cracked me up
It baffles me that they made this with a fixed character and fixed sidekick/pet. They should have added in a character creator with all those wonderful alien races, then added in a variety of sidekicks you could make into your pet, just so everyone wasn't the same.
Black Myth Wukong is coming out. Why would you release THIS at the same time?
"...highlighted the cutting edge capabilities of our game engine." is my new morning alarm! 🤣🤣🤣
Not even the Chaos Gods could stoop this low for this monster piece.
0:22 life is tough for the Mickey Mouse 😂🤣
I thought it was, "Life is hard for Mr. Minny Mouse."
When budget cuts happen you be soft.
"We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?" -zapp branigan
5:33 "you cant steal vehicles (or anything)"
Wow that's ironic for the title, did they pick the word outlaw because it sounded cool. Thinking about it, star wars games are not known for stealing things but... hey GTA in star wars universe sounds like a cool idea.
"Gta but you can't commit crimes"
I have seen the ad that started with the girl boss's sassy unfunny joke, and I am already sold... sold that new star war games are never going to be fun ever again
The "Triple A" studios going full slop definitely saves me a lot of money, I used to buy half a dozen games per year; now I typically only buy one per year over the $50 mark post 2016.
I'm here form the future. You were right. It's a dumpster fire.
‘THAT HIT TOO CLOSE TO HOME!’ oof, I felt that.
Man i miss the old time when they took time and bug test and fix and i easy nail the alien even i know it will kill me 1:36
Wait, why the Hell am I watching this again, I got Space Marine 2 to edge to!
Another banger vid papa Fleek
ill never forget the words of captain price. “switching to your secondary is faster than reloading, just make sure you halve the distance between you and the enemy before switching”
Ubisoft is a promise with these budget cuts.
*Punches barehanded soldiers in full body armor*
"Ah yes, stealth takedown!"
An outlaw doesn't break the law 😤
Dear Sir Fleekazoid, Would you honor us with a review of the Borderland movie? You have a finesse and charm unlike no other UA-camr. However, any video you have gifted us is always greatful. Thank you.
I feel like they could of avoided a lot of complaints if they just called it Star wars Rebel or something, what kinda 'outlaw' adheres strictly to gun laws in towns and lets themselves get arrested by the same stormtroopers that shoot you dead out of town?
Plus any space game that doesn't have at least one applicable example of the Harkness test isnt a space game worth playing.
Ubisoft fully embracing their inner clown
I showed this to my sleep paralysis demon and he’s going to haunt me less now.
"their chromosomes are under siege" yeah, for real. Did they actually hire that actress for the Star Wars main character and then intentionally apply a 'Generic Plain Jane' filter instead of using her real look? .... Maybe that was her idea since I'm sure she's not going to want anyone to recognize her from this.