V*ginas Don't Look Like They Used To - Comedian CP - Chocolate Sundaes Standup Comedy

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024

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  • @unaffected_covid
    @unaffected_covid Рік тому +170

    "C'mon in young man." As he puts the cigarette butt out with his foot. I'm dead. 💀

  • @robgarcia1181
    @robgarcia1181 Рік тому +331

    CP doesn't tell jokes, his eyes say it first and his mouth just repeats. 😂

    • @3.0TMKreaZ
      @3.0TMKreaZ Рік тому +8

      😂😂

    • @PapiGrande1
      @PapiGrande1 Рік тому +7

      This. Is. Hilarious. 🔝

    • @lastlvl
      @lastlvl Рік тому +4

      roast me joke worthy lolol

    • @robgarcia1181
      @robgarcia1181 Рік тому

      @@lastlvl CP can see it coming 100 miles away.
      If we stuck him Inna spaceship we could lidar the universe.
      His eyes so big one time he sneezed with them open an old lady screamed "ROCK SLIDE".
      He once stopped a runaway train with eye telekinesis.

    • @PapiGrande1
      @PapiGrande1 Рік тому +6

      @@robgarcia1181 you still got time to save yo legacy my boy.

  • @missjocie
    @missjocie Рік тому +606

    The 🐱 smoking a cigarette had me SCREAMING!😭😭😭💀

    • @drphot6050
      @drphot6050 Рік тому +6

      Ooh I wanna hear ya next time 😂

    • @kiaracouch9315
      @kiaracouch9315 Рік тому +9

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😭😭😭

    • @aamazintribe
      @aamazintribe Рік тому +8

      This ninja lookalike Crash Bandicoot the video game character.

    • @jcon1671
      @jcon1671 Рік тому +6

      Yea and put the MF out too😂😂😂

    • @WyndalGreyOfficial
      @WyndalGreyOfficial Рік тому +4

      I was Hollering on God 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭💀💀

  • @riznellousfactory
    @riznellousfactory Рік тому +163

    He’s hilarious he put the cigarette out in said come on in 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @b.o.1951
    @b.o.1951 Рік тому +343

    “Ima stank maaaan” this set was funny af 😂😂😂

    • @joesmith-vd4hu
      @joesmith-vd4hu Рік тому +18

      " What She eat??? Onion's!!!.. this bitch here" .....I'm dead😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @petergreene9312
      @petergreene9312 11 місяців тому +3

      That took the women out. Good comedians are intellectuals

  • @akken2112
    @akken2112 Рік тому +108

    "Who the hell sent you down here" while smoking and those bugged out eyes! 😂😂😂😂

  • @Exhibit_C_me
    @Exhibit_C_me Рік тому +95

    You can tell the difference between comedians who force jokes and those who are just funny asf. CP definitely one of them ones the shit is God given..💯

  • @Yurrr823
    @Yurrr823 Рік тому +224

    Cp is the king of joke break downs... the side banter attached to the jokes he comes up with .... IS COMPLETELY UNPARALLEL TO ANYONE ELSE IVE HEARD

    • @reinaldopessoa2603
      @reinaldopessoa2603 Рік тому +5

      True, only other person I've heard do it is Robin Williams.

    • @Yurrr823
      @Yurrr823 Рік тому +4

      @@reinaldopessoa2603 tru..an I still think he can't hold a candle next to CP.. if CP was in as many movies as Robin Williams... He would have Eddie Murphy money by Now lol

    • @reinaldopessoa2603
      @reinaldopessoa2603 Рік тому +2

      @@Yurrr823 😄😄 well let's not be crazy, not even Jim Carrey has Eddie Murphy money.

    • @bloodycheeseinsidemyass
      @bloodycheeseinsidemyass Рік тому

      🖐🏻👮🏻‍♂️

    • @bloodycheeseinsidemyass
      @bloodycheeseinsidemyass Рік тому

      ​@@Yurrr823🖐🏻👮🏻‍♂️

  • @mrsetamayple
    @mrsetamayple Рік тому +53

    “Come on in young man” got me 😭🤣🤣🤣😂😂

  • @riothadon3153
    @riothadon3153 Рік тому +180

    The cigarette smoker is too funny 😂😴

    • @dell7443
      @dell7443 Рік тому +1

      Great job being a hater....u are in rare form with the negativity

    • @TorquemadaTwist
      @TorquemadaTwist Рік тому +11

      "C'mon in young man". I hollered. 😅

    • @mzzodiacc
      @mzzodiacc Рік тому +2

      It was the puttin out of
      the butt forMe!😅🤣👌🏽

  • @KDogduval
    @KDogduval Рік тому +45

    Maaaan this joint had me ROLLING!🤣🤣 "Who sent'chu down here"? "Imma stank man..imma stank"😭😭😭

  • @modeblacc4840
    @modeblacc4840 Рік тому +46

    How this feels like CP channelling Bernie Mac.... 😂😂😂😂 god Damn it's crazy

  • @Don-hh4ff
    @Don-hh4ff Рік тому +43

    My boy smelled his hand 😂😂😂😂

  • @zjokmclin2979
    @zjokmclin2979 Рік тому +127

    We need that Netflix special 😂😂😂

    • @reinaldopessoa2603
      @reinaldopessoa2603 Рік тому +7

      He did his special like a month he's not sure where he's releasing it yet. Can't cause I heard it was beyond 🔥

    • @sakizaky9270
      @sakizaky9270 Рік тому

      Thats so exciting @@reinaldopessoa2603

    • @cbplibra1012
      @cbplibra1012 Рік тому

      Yea he’s ready!!! 😂

    • @stevendalloesingh
      @stevendalloesingh Рік тому

      My dyslexic ass thought that said "Cervix Special" 😂

  • @onetake_sun6915
    @onetake_sun6915 Рік тому +75

    CP mad hilarious!!! When he started talking about today's coochies, I was gone!!! LMFAO

    • @ivery214
      @ivery214 Рік тому +2

      When he said it looked like and old ass man and imma stank...took me all the way out 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

    • @bloodycheeseinsidemyass
      @bloodycheeseinsidemyass Рік тому

      🖐🏻👮🏻‍♂️

  • @beechizel8148
    @beechizel8148 Рік тому +47

    Bro that was a great fooking set!!! I legit laughed my ass off. The concept was dope and the pussy putting out that cig was instant classic!

  • @thachocolategod
    @thachocolategod Рік тому +80

    I'm a simple man, I see CP, I'm watching. Mans is effortlessly hilarious.

  • @GeauxCo
    @GeauxCo Рік тому +17

    3:17 When The Coochie Put The Cigarette Out I Fell 😂😂. CP Foolish Asf ☠️‼️

  • @BT-jm3ww
    @BT-jm3ww Рік тому +24

    Chewed up....the little line. I'm done! 😂😂😂😂

  • @ldyung
    @ldyung Рік тому +48

    CP’s act outs are unparalleled. In my opinion some of his best work that gets slept on a lot 💯

  • @stryfetc1471
    @stryfetc1471 Рік тому +38

    CP is a wild boy!😂🤦🏾

  • @coupdsantana206
    @coupdsantana206 Рік тому +21

    "Imma stank man, imma stank" 😂😂😂😂😂🤢🤮

    • @itz_akuma
      @itz_akuma Рік тому +6

      😅😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @samanthaeichhorn4319
    @samanthaeichhorn4319 Рік тому +16

    Come on in here young man! 😂😂😂😂

  • @Blullaby
    @Blullaby Рік тому +15

    I laughed with my full chest! I didn't expect anything he said, but the foolishness got me 🤭! Furbies are still out there though 😌

  • @DIESEL0725
    @DIESEL0725 5 місяців тому +3

    "WHO SENT YOU DOWN HEEYUH!!" LMAO!!

  • @fabianel7280
    @fabianel7280 Рік тому +12

    This is one of the BEST I've ever seen on this channel 👌🏾 😂😂😂
    I'm bout to research this brothers whole career 😂

  • @peanuthead32
    @peanuthead32 Рік тому +8

    Ebreastile dysfunction is brilliant

  • @bighomieJ5X
    @bighomieJ5X Рік тому +30

    CP always bringing the funny 💯👏🏾😂😂

  • @soulspeaks9530
    @soulspeaks9530 Рік тому +25

    CP always gives me a deep laugh 😂😂

  • @keikeilocs
    @keikeilocs Рік тому +10

    I don't know why I click on this, but glad I did, this dude actually had me 😂😂💜

    • @reesejohnson2788
      @reesejohnson2788 Рік тому

      The personification of modern society is always funny, but sad 😅

  • @JonSanders
    @JonSanders Рік тому +8

    At 4:20 the spirit of Eddie Murphy enveloped this man's soul for a second 😂

  • @selfreal42130
    @selfreal42130 11 місяців тому +5

    His ability of adding personality to support his jokes is top tier. The banter just rolled off, very genuine and funny.

  • @nobodyexceptme7794
    @nobodyexceptme7794 Рік тому +11

    Karlous, CP, and Ali the funniest niggas in the world...PERIOD. Top 3 current black comedians, hands down. Godfrey a strong number 4, but those 3....if they in a room...they taking it over.

    • @primereholmes9685
      @primereholmes9685 Рік тому +2

      Corey Holcomb got it like that too. I would put him at 1 then the rest and Sydney at the 5

    • @chrisisslick
      @chrisisslick Рік тому +2

      Y'all must not know about Tony Roberts. Can't leave him out.

    • @primereholmes9685
      @primereholmes9685 Рік тому

      Colonic is a classic

    • @nobodyexceptme7794
      @nobodyexceptme7794 Рік тому

      @chrisisslick he great too but he previous/90s generation

    • @nobodyexceptme7794
      @nobodyexceptme7794 Рік тому

      @primereholmes9685 I feel like Corey more of a joke writer. For example I cant listen to Corey talk on podcasts all day, he get old quick with the same jokes...like it always come back to "that b*itch ain't shit!" My top 3 can talk about anything with anybody for HOURS and have you laughing nonstop the whole time. I seen CP tell a white guy he got wrestler hair and did a Jeff hardy actout...HILARIOUS!

  • @MrTee12
    @MrTee12 Рік тому +13

    Hilarious…very original and authentic set!!! 🤣

  • @robins.9700
    @robins.9700 3 місяці тому +3

    Looking like someone ate it already...omfg im dying 😂🤣💀

  • @deecee9480
    @deecee9480 Рік тому +12

    CP a fool😂😂😂

  • @StoneyLover93
    @StoneyLover93 Рік тому +14

    I’m literally crying 🤣🤣 CP is hilarious.

  • @MrJaxnbeFishing
    @MrJaxnbeFishing Рік тому +11

    This dude thought process is dope🤣💯

  • @terryfrye2098
    @terryfrye2098 Рік тому +3

    He put the cigarette out 😂and said come on in young man.

  • @shaunNkaidensDAD
    @shaunNkaidensDAD Рік тому +7

    Not the coochie smokin 🤣🤣🤣

  • @joesmith-vd4hu
    @joesmith-vd4hu Рік тому +3

    This is one of the funniest 4 minutes I've heard ....👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 "come on in young man"😁😁.....I PRAY i never smell a pu$$ycat that smells like Newport's 100's and Onion's ..😅😅😅😅😅

  • @Djzen312
    @Djzen312 Рік тому +5

    Omg this dude had me cracking up. He’s just stupid. Can you imagine him roasting friends at a party? You can’t go against him😂

  • @tspoonofmiya4739
    @tspoonofmiya4739 Рік тому +12

    CP never disappoints! 🤣

  • @expertguy101
    @expertguy101 Рік тому +7

    He ain't never lied 😂😂😂😂

  • @MrFinesse316
    @MrFinesse316 Рік тому +1

    Sooo many women got SOOOO UNCOMFORTABLE!! 😂😂😂

  • @nicholasweezy
    @nicholasweezy Рік тому +5

    Bricc Baby funny as hell

  • @niceymix1
    @niceymix1 Рік тому +10

    CP/Reggie Bo is still killing it 😂😂😂

  • @shekinawashington
    @shekinawashington Рік тому +5

    When the kitty started talking like an old man 😂

  • @mzzodiacc
    @mzzodiacc Рік тому +1

    That edit tho😒🙄
    I wanted to hear
    the comparison
    😽😻story!!🤦🏽‍♀️😳👎🏽👎🏽

  • @novembersky1821
    @novembersky1821 Рік тому +5

    I miss Reggie Bo! You gotta bring him back 😂

  • @2TMarie
    @2TMarie Рік тому +1

    Like women don't already have enough to worry about!

  • @vc6218
    @vc6218 Рік тому +3

    So does he cheat or he’s talking about his lady??

  • @realforevermedia
    @realforevermedia 9 місяців тому +1

    Oh y'all went out to dinner?😂😂😂

  • @kayots
    @kayots Рік тому +1

    black rly dont crack if this man saying he grew up in the 80s. huh??

  • @Yurrr823
    @Yurrr823 Рік тому +4

    😂😂😂😂😂" oohhhhh that's a wet one " cp hell boi

  • @candacemarieg
    @candacemarieg Рік тому +4

    CP's mind is crazy!!!!!!

  • @Azikhale_
    @Azikhale_ 6 місяців тому +1

    😂😂😂 Funny but kind of true some of these chicks be posting cute pics but they stink

  • @cloutcrutch
    @cloutcrutch Рік тому +4

    😂😂😂 CP a Detroit Legend fasho

  • @Thealchemistpoet
    @Thealchemistpoet Рік тому +1

    Did y'all miss the line about the slit?? He said let me back up, maybe l missed the p***y😂😂😂😂😂. C'mon on in young man...Instant classic 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @linaluv215
    @linaluv215 Рік тому +4

    Im screaming. Cp is so funny istg

  • @1FanofTHEECOSYSTEM
    @1FanofTHEECOSYSTEM 6 місяців тому +2

    HE IS REALLY INTRICATE!

  • @tyronefrye4706
    @tyronefrye4706 Рік тому +2

    My dawg clownin spittin facts cause dey over doin wit da tech no cap lol stay safe Harry Belafonte Pee-Wee Herman pray for our world BLM God bless checkout the band The Main Squeeze 🙏

  • @trace7870
    @trace7870 Рік тому +10

    CP is a living legend 🙌

  • @dvdndsWill
    @dvdndsWill Рік тому +5

    CP is a phenom! 💪🏾✌🏾😂

  • @Ava44322
    @Ava44322 Рік тому +3

    “The cmon in young man” - Got me weak! 😂😂😂😂

  • @Lyonessi
    @Lyonessi 11 місяців тому +1

    That titty bit is way more funny than credited 😂😂😂

  • @HiphopPushpromo
    @HiphopPushpromo Рік тому +5

    This was hilarious good job!

  • @AngeloGiles
    @AngeloGiles Рік тому +3

    Had me crying laughing lmao!

  • @Its.ash_lee
    @Its.ash_lee Рік тому +3

    Lmao watching him on run the world had no clue he was a comedian who was actually funny 😂

  • @yep81
    @yep81 4 місяці тому +1

    CP consistently has good standup

  • @icsharpk
    @icsharpk Рік тому +2

    Congrats on 400k! 🥳💪🏾 it’s been awhile but great to see the channel has grown 🔥

  • @POPLSEV7
    @POPLSEV7 Рік тому +3

    Thanks for the laughs I needed this 👍💯🙏

  • @cornholio3151
    @cornholio3151 Рік тому +2

    CP OMGGG 🤣🤣🤣🤣 my stomach is killing me

  • @cynthiathomas404
    @cynthiathomas404 10 місяців тому +1

    Who sent you down had me dead 😅😅😅

  • @CoryJonesMusic
    @CoryJonesMusic Рік тому +2

    "Not at the beginning" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Shadok-1906
    @Shadok-1906 Рік тому +3

    I love full, unshaved bush!

  • @phewgangslomo2478
    @phewgangslomo2478 Рік тому +1

    This nigga CP analogies be crazy asf 🤣🤣🤣 he says shit nobody has thought of before but once he says it out loud it makes 100% sense.

  • @jtime314j
    @jtime314j Рік тому

    Whoever was in the crowd that told this man shut up, but he didn't acknowledge you. I will. YOU SHUT UP TRICK! Let this man do his job. You the only one not laughing.

  • @intheshell35ify
    @intheshell35ify 5 місяців тому +1

    We call that paper cut 🙀.

  • @ballgame3273
    @ballgame3273 Рік тому +1

    Home team 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

  • @GKLBB
    @GKLBB Рік тому +2

    i feel him on the last part😭😭i hate that shit

  • @RaymondTorresNJ78
    @RaymondTorresNJ78 7 місяців тому +1

    A little Furby😂😂😂

  • @tedgraham6548
    @tedgraham6548 Рік тому +3

    1:12 😂😂😂 whoaaaa pause.….

  • @Antbo4ReV0Lt
    @Antbo4ReV0Lt 9 місяців тому +1

    He a fool dawg😂😂

  • @Chastidee
    @Chastidee Рік тому +3

    "Look at us!" 😂

    • @stryfetc1471
      @stryfetc1471 4 місяці тому

      Sucked the titties into their FULL glory!😂

  • @mathewmcfool
    @mathewmcfool Рік тому +2

    lol bruh a fool 😂😂😂 come on in young man

  • @cmog5586
    @cmog5586 Рік тому +2

    "come on in here young man"😂😂😂😂

  • @naturalscratcher9498
    @naturalscratcher9498 10 місяців тому

    When I was looking up this video I typed in the last line of the video let me back up!🤣🤣🤣This is hilarious CP is hilarious

  • @tstewart8698
    @tstewart8698 Рік тому +2

    "Is this my table?" 😂

  • @tomswill9189
    @tomswill9189 11 місяців тому

    He is right .All chewed up. AND BEAT UP. KEEP THAT HAIR ON THERE. ITS A PROTECTOR.

  • @MissShaneice
    @MissShaneice 10 місяців тому

    not e-breastile dysfunction!!! bro, that shiit is beyond funny and ridiculous.

  • @EvolvingMama_
    @EvolvingMama_ Рік тому +2

    My favorite comedian 🥹🔥❤️‍🔥

  • @Magnif1
    @Magnif1 Рік тому +4

    Lmao CP the 🐐

  • @mastrbastrd
    @mastrbastrd Рік тому +1

    "come on in young man" 😂😂😂

  • @JaeDee66
    @JaeDee66 Рік тому +2

    Cp almost told on himself lmao.

  • @sakizaky9270
    @sakizaky9270 Рік тому +1

    I cannot stand CP!!!! lol this man is so funny.

  • @orinthompson6360
    @orinthompson6360 Рік тому

    All i hit is black woman and shout out to yall, Yall got sum pretty Vee jay LMAOOOOOOOOO

  • @BigThumpSC
    @BigThumpSC 8 місяців тому

    CP a funny guy. Lol. Smart brutha too! Much success to him. 💪🏾💯

  • @shalonshay103
    @shalonshay103 Рік тому +1

    “ What’s its name? plurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 😂😂😂

  • @windowbreezes
    @windowbreezes Рік тому +2

    Yet another good Preacher with the set! haha!