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Thanks for all the support everyone. Reading the comment section is the best part of my day. Currently working on a part 2. Been kinda busy with college and the holidays but itll hopefully be up within the week. Cheers m8's! Also: Follow me on twitter! twitter.com/DatBoiBandit
@@leedleleedlelee6912 Yeah with red ink he could really show that manny was just GUSHING with blood i mean he was FOUNTAIN of blood. He was dead before he was even gonna die
2:56 At the top of the page, theres one thats titled "Diary of a Bizarre Adventure - Phantom Blood" and I think all the Jojo's fans are equally disappointed but not suprised
Rowley opened the door to see his childhood friend standing outside. _Greg?_ he thought, his mind racing. _why would he be here? What does he want now?_ All Rowley could think about was the awkward night were Greg confessed he liked him. Rowley shook the idea. _No, I can’t let him ruin my chances at a good life. That’s why I moved as far away as I could._ He looked up into Greg’s tearful eyes and said “I’m not gay, Greg.”
It's under that time is not really bad for you anymore but that would not make sense and then the fact it doesn't have an advantage or even. Also the same as it does the opposite effect in this situation as you have.
RaGe205 look at the editing, nice and sleek editing with funny ass jokes, if you see people reading other stuff and say it’s no effort then look at Carson, he reads stuff and looks at videos but his jokes and his group of friends make it so funny and amazing and plus his editing.
1:36 ‘Greg & Susan’s forbidden love’ *SWEET HOME ALABAMA-* oh and Credit to ‘Memey the meme gameplays’ (he’s in the replies) on this second one: *SWEET HOME ZOO WEE MAMA*
2:56 I saw Diary of a Bizarre Adventure and I was hoping they clicked it so that I could see Greg summon his stand, Rowley Platinum, to kick the shit out of Steely Manny.
The overuse of swearing as an emphasizer in the last fanfic is just so good. “I stabbed him and he died” has so much less punch than “i stabbed him in the ass and he fucking died”
Thanks for all the support everyone. Reading the comment section is the best part of my day. Currently working on a part 2. Been kinda busy with college and the holidays but itll hopefully be up within the week. Cheers m8's!
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I'm soooooo excited for part 2
Bandit yo dude, you are on the UA-cam algorithm! You will have over 1k subscribers in a couple hours. Here at 90 subs.
You need more subs
Bandit just found ur channel and i like it u are an underrated channel and u deserve more subs.
whats your discord mate?
“After the Manny incident we kept driving”
You should read the ballistic missile one
I want to see dat
wish i had red ink
@@leedleleedlelee6912 Yeah with red ink he could really show that manny was just GUSHING with blood i mean he was FOUNTAIN of blood. He was dead before he was even gonna die
I wish I could show how much blood there was but I don’t have red ink then rodrick locked us out of the bunker
Like if y’all saw Saltydkdan’s video.
The moment Greg got pregnant I said,
“Ok, the maker knows how bad this is.”
We are pioneers of the channel.i saw ur comment in Tarkov in a Nut shell
Yea, it was obvious it was a parody XD
billnyesthiccthighs _ damn it you beat me to it
Gregnant
@@BumboMcJumbo HAHAHAHAHAHA
Greg’s dad ran over me while I was trying to get to the bunker.
Greg:SORRY,NOT SORRY!
But ur invisible bruh
f
Bruh are there ghosts
who the fuck is this
Nobody:
Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Fanfics: *sweet home alabama*
Sweet home plainsville
I don't know why I thought of Susan singing "West Virginia" after reading this comment, but okay.
No you have to say it like so: SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
gumball is in a similar boat
sweet home zooweemama
*You Already Zoo Wee Your Last Mama Greg*
O shiiii-
Zoo Weed*
@@itzinsanity6447 oh
videocartoon 126 2nd “Sorry, Heffley, but you’ve Zoo Wee’d your last Mama.”
damn
*When you’re to embarrassed to read it yourself so you watch this vid with hundreds of people to raise your self confidence*
Incognito, my guy
Incognito mode on
You didn't have to call all of us out like that
Yo mean hundreds of thousands
This is so true
2:56
At the top of the page, theres one thats titled "Diary of a Bizarre Adventure - Phantom Blood" and I think all the Jojo's fans are equally disappointed but not suprised
WAS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?
"I REJECT MY HUMANITY GREG!"
"RODRIIIIIIIIICK!"
There is just 1 page
“Let me guess, next you’re going to say ‘zoo wee mama,’ aren’t you!”
So no ones gonna talk about Greg joins the Irish Republican Army?
Oh Jesus he's part of the IRA now?
Welp
Up the ra I guess
Irish Iguana *angry Northern Ireland noises*
I'm sorry we just don't talk about that one comrade
Excuse me, what.
OH AH UP THE RA
Greg:*opens car door*
Rowley:*come out building*
Rowley:I'm NOT GAY GREG
Greg:*sobs*
*sobs*
Yeah forgot to add that I edit it
what has this series become
@@gregheffley451 Greg Heffley
:(
I dare someone to read Greg and Susan's forbidden love in a Batman voice
I give them no Contingencies: File Code Name: Forbidden
I triple Dar dare someone to do that
“Oracle, what is this man’s IP address. If we let him continue making these, it’ll spell the end of Gotham.”
“My new nickname at school is ‘two inch titan’”
What about that tweet saying the nickname was ‘one inch wonder’?
He evolved
he evolved
He evolved
He evolved
He evolved
oh no, i can see 'wimpstuck' (i can only assume a homestuck crossover) and 'diary of a bizarre adventure' (maybe jojo or something)
god help us
Lol
*I'M NOT GAY, GREG*
also how do u not have many subs?
souki **SOB**
**SOBS**
1,000 people is many
2,2K is even more
Waaaah
No one:
Thanos:Greg Heffley is a furry
Rowley opened the door to see his childhood friend standing outside. _Greg?_ he thought, his mind racing. _why would he be here? What does he want now?_
All Rowley could think about was the awkward night were Greg confessed he liked him. Rowley shook the idea. _No, I can’t let him ruin my chances at a good life. That’s why I moved as far away as I could._
He looked up into Greg’s tearful eyes and said
“I’m not gay, Greg.”
me no homo gregory
**Aggressive door slam**
The drama u-u
Greg:
“Being gay isn’t your choice” he sighed sadly”it is mine” he screamed “ you are gay now” he said pridefully while standing up
It's under that time is not really bad for you anymore but that would not make sense and then the fact it doesn't have an advantage or even. Also the same as it does the opposite effect in this situation as you have.
This is actually a great high quality video for a channel without a lot of subs
It’s bootleg callmecarson. I love it.
RaGe205 yeah, but they made it unique by making jokes
RaGe205 yeah, but they made it unique by making jokes
RaGe205 look at the editing, nice and sleek editing with funny ass jokes, if you see people reading other stuff and say it’s no effort then look at Carson, he reads stuff and looks at videos but his jokes and his group of friends make it so funny and amazing and plus his editing.
No one:
DOAWK fan fiction: GREG HEFFLEY JOINS THE IRISH REPUBLICAN ARMY
First story be like: ＳＷＥＥＴ ＨＯＭＥ ＡＬＡＢＡＭＡ
GHOT DAMN SWEET HOME ALABAMA
When I saw your sub count, 8 was so shocked, this video has better quality then some channels with over a million subs.
You deserve way more subs
me too
Eh the editings more like callmecarsons editing which is pretty nice
TheRandomRobot who’s 8 and why was he shocked?
Lmao this nigga got an android lolooolol
@@venuswild6052 lol it's meant to be I but my phone has a micro keyboard so I can't type
1:36
‘Greg & Susan’s forbidden love’
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA-*
oh and Credit to ‘Memey the meme gameplays’ (he’s in the replies) on this second one:
*SWEET HOME ZOO WEE MAMA*
*WHERE THE SKIES ARE SO BLUE*
No it's *SWEET HOME ZOO WEE MAMA*
Hold the Fuck on
memey the meme gameplays
Oh right ok got it!
Thanks for credit
while watching this video my dog got up and left.
even she is scared.
Im surprised you didnt comment about the furry one says its still *ongoing*
Swarley751 really?
Swarley751 if you’re not joking I have one question: What inspired you.
Swarley751 epic
Whenever they read these fanfics, they all just erupt with laughter.
*I am Not Playing With You In Fortnite Greg*
**Sob**
I'm not gay, Greg.
*B I T C H W H A T T H E F U C K*
videocartoon 126 2nd :(
*P L O O P Y*
XD
No u
Plarp
bubby
BUbBy
Congratulations. You just destroyed my childhood in few minutes. Thanks. :D
*Wtf you weren’t supposed to find those journals*
Lol 🤪
Greg Heffley I thought they were diaries
Only 29 subs you deserve to be up there with the greats keep up the good work
2 days later and he has over 300
A week later he gained 4000 subs
Fu k
1:25 Greg joins the Irish Republican Army
OOF TO US IRISHMEN
*#OOF TO EVERYONE*#
@@xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923 you're a disgrace to ireland
@@fuckoff9182 Sorry, but please tell me something i already know.
I swear these fanfics make me proud of my generation
Still some of my favorite videos to come back and re-watch.
I am searching youtube day and night for a reading of Greg goes to vietnam
Rolf “Vepze” did one
Jellied Banana thanks I found it shortly after the comment
:)
Rolf ARE YOU A SON OF A SHEPARD?
Lol probs
This was hilarious, Please do more! You have my subscription!
“We don’t do the reverse cowgirl around here” 🤣
No one:
First story: *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
Woah! I though this channel would have about a million subs! Your quality is amazing.
Remember me when your a big UA-camr
*You're
why do you ever think that he is focused on random people to remember for no reason.
grammar nazi
Gamer nazi
@@nolanclark4139 whats a gamer nazi
*Susan and Greg's forbidden love*
Me:....
*Sweet Home Alabama blast up*
Bro u need way more views this is the hardest I've laughed in a while
650 subs, and great quality. Damn man, remember us dude
Oh cool, you use Unity? What sort of games do you make?
also, theses stories are nasty
This is really good, Call Me Carson editing. You should make a video on your process
This is fucking hilarious. This reminds me of the times i’d just mess around and laugh with high school friends, ah the memories.
6:06
That sounds so much like my friend
*I need the clorax that cat is drinking*
You should have Jeff Kinney read these with you
2:56 I saw Diary of a Bizarre Adventure and I was hoping they clicked it so that I could see Greg summon his stand, Rowley Platinum, to kick the shit out of Steely Manny.
White Child
The overuse of swearing as an emphasizer in the last fanfic is just so good. “I stabbed him and he died” has so much less punch than “i stabbed him in the ass and he fucking died”
6:18 the way he said that.
loaded diaper is my aesthetic and religion!
Pain:100
Will to live:35
Shame:0
Greg : mom it’s gonna say it’s first word
Mom: yay
Francis: I ...I
Greg and mom: yes
Francis : *im not gay greg*
The amount of times I have watched this is alarming
Zoo wee mama I’m not gay greg
Greg is pregnant
*ZoO wEe MaMa*
Whats in the canister?
Keeping it family friendly
Holy SHIT! we got another new UA-cam sensation on our hands! Keep it up man! People are loving you you really got a chance... You got lucky
I used to watch this and watching it again is incredible. This is pure gold thank you for making this content I love this so much ❤
I've been in the weird world that is Diary of a Wimpy Kid fanfics for a while, I kinda wanna read some...
The First 9 seconds sounds like a satanic ritual to summon rowley
You got a sub!
*only sub to a amazing people*
ok
nice
11:23-The boys get detention for writing curse words on a sheet of paper...
*I’m not gay recommendations.*
But jokes aside this channel deserve more attention and subs, amazing video dude!
5:00 me:😭 "make it stop, for the love of God no!!"
How have you not blown up Great vid!
Why does this remind me of when I force my friends to read my terrible Minecraft books?
*I am Not Gay Greg*
0:14 my name has a meaning now
" I can read this I just need to extend the video to pass 10 mins"
the existence of these videos is why I want the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books for Christmas
*Z O O*
*W E E*
*M A M A*
ZOO
WEE
MAMA
Manny trap in the furnace
Man, I remember as I subscribed this channel had like 10 subscribers and now it has like 700!
From what I remember of reading these books in 2nd grade ploopy is what Manny always said for no reason.
Is that Daddy Shaym I hear?
10:11-Fregley says-“JUICE! JUUUICCE!”
Then, he got thrown out of the house get fresh air...
2 inch wonder
0:01 Rowley: Z O O W E E M A M A Greg:DEAR GOD HELP ME
I'm not gay, Greg.
I’m surprised you don’t have more subs. Love your content.
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
*what the everloving fuck.*
The fact that this series exists is an intrusive thought that I can't get rid of
my respiratory system can't handle the laughing
please send help
Ok so they brought furries into this xD im not offended im just laughing
You earned yourself a new subscriber my dude
in the future when you have 100,000subs i can say i subbed to him when he had 600 subs
VerrücktesJunimo I subbed when he had 65
the sentence "That Fucking Autist Fregley" is going to be seared into my mind for the rest of my life.
7:40 why did they do that to Patrick star
finally someone saw what I did
Oh you made that disturbing thing? GOOD ARTWORK!👍🏻
I developed a brain tumor listening to the first story, it went away but sometime during the second story it came back
Is that CallmeCarson? Good to see you bruh. Find me on Discord. My code is #7734
5:23 Greg Explores himself
2nd time commenting
*i'm not gay, greg.*
i spy an anime account in need of punishment
As a spoon bandit I would like to collab with a real bandit. Msg me on discord Spoon Bandit#2489
This is stuff I watch while my video games are loading
You must have REALLY slow internet huh?
Great channel, keep up the good work, can’t wait to see you grow
The monster house joke made me have a whole nostalgia trip
Watching this while writing an informative essay on the background and plot of homestuck has the same vibe as, idk I’ve never done anything like it.
"Diary of a bizzare adventure"
I have s e v e r a l questions
I'm not gay, Greg.
*Sobs
I hate the fact that I keep coming back to these videos every few months