"It Won't Stop Squirting"

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 286

  • @chaelsonnen1
    @chaelsonnen1 2 роки тому +687

    Nick dialing his shenanigans to 11 when guests arrive. Guy was on fire that stream

  • @MemerMan
    @MemerMan 2 роки тому +326

    Damn they’re hitting PogO combos in this one

  • @mr.o8386
    @mr.o8386 2 роки тому +582

    listen guys, Nick just acts soy so that us actual soy men feel better about each other. If nick were to show us his true manly high T self then we'd all just line up to jump over a bridge cause we'd know we have no chance. Thankyou nick, for your service.

  • @claukhatib
    @claukhatib 2 роки тому +233

    "thats a Rusell pancake right here", I swear nicks comedy is under rated

  • @pumba2024
    @pumba2024 2 роки тому +149

    Food actually looks bussin

  • @MrHesdan
    @MrHesdan 2 роки тому +310

    Either they were testing her to see if she's really into him or they were in disbelief Russell could pull that, they did some dirt to my boi ComedyRussell.

    • @ovs4744
      @ovs4744 2 роки тому +38

      Probably both

    • @chrisblack__
      @chrisblack__ 2 роки тому +2

      good acting

    • @Finnishmanni
      @Finnishmanni 2 роки тому +8

      i'm still in awe

    • @okaton6559
      @okaton6559 2 роки тому +13

      @@Finnishmanni why? Men with confidence pull.

    • @future140
      @future140 2 роки тому +5

      @@okaton6559 didn’t learn this for a while but this is facts

  • @missininaction3680
    @missininaction3680 2 роки тому +50

    As a Swiss, seeing other Swiss people outside of Switzerland is like hitting the lottery.

    • @leancamo800
      @leancamo800 2 роки тому

      Really? Why? We say the same here in Argentina. The one go can go outside the country are the lucky ones

    • @Thomas_Porter
      @Thomas_Porter 2 роки тому

      @@leancamo800 lol

    • @missininaction3680
      @missininaction3680 2 роки тому +7

      ​@@leancamo800 That's not the same for us. The thing with European countries is that most of us have a small population so the chances of running into other people from our own country are really low.
      The case with Switzerland is a little bit different since we travel a lot, it's just that we're a low profile kind of people.

    • @whuzzzup
      @whuzzzup Рік тому

      @@leancamo800 Switzerland is pretty much one of the richest countries in Europe.

  • @MrCoolios12
    @MrCoolios12 2 роки тому +53

    In this video, Nick farmed on average 1.27 PogOs per minute (20 PogOs / (15*60+47)*60)

  • @nickcruz7434
    @nickcruz7434 2 роки тому +25

    Nick and Malena make other couples argue with their arguing 😂😂😂😂

  • @jonteguy
    @jonteguy 2 роки тому +11

    Actor can be used for both female and male so her correcting you was actually wrong, you could've said actress as well but actor is for both so you were not wrong.

  • @danilopapais1464
    @danilopapais1464 Рік тому +5

    Nick and Russel were the OG Passport Bros, lol.

  • @gameswithbob9762
    @gameswithbob9762 2 роки тому +67

    Luna motorboats Russle every Thursday

  • @J15C
    @J15C 2 роки тому +25

    Nick was on top of it this stream, he actually made me laugh out loud a few times

  • @rjoystick8995
    @rjoystick8995 2 роки тому +275

    okay am I the only who actually thinks that malena is a good girlfriend and nick is a good boyfriend off stream?

    • @CitiesOfAsh
      @CitiesOfAsh 2 роки тому +56

      Yes

    • @prmdmnd
      @prmdmnd 2 роки тому +72

      hopium

    • @gangorca3647
      @gangorca3647 2 роки тому +18

      They have a script, if you watch them you're gonna start to notice certain words for specifics actions

    • @thecourageousorange
      @thecourageousorange 2 роки тому +11

      On stream it's a toxic relationship. but it's just for comedy so they probably have a good one irl. otherwise they wouldn't be able to keep it up.

    • @omarmouhamed964
      @omarmouhamed964 2 роки тому +1

      You live with them?

  • @dremiq6670
    @dremiq6670 2 роки тому +43

    this editor should get payed like 10x more just for the fucking pogo counting part

  • @soledieairvideos5974
    @soledieairvideos5974 2 роки тому +4

    Nick being the proud dad is so good

  • @treyvongafour7992
    @treyvongafour7992 2 роки тому +29

    Now I want a foreign gf

  • @SuperWeedPower
    @SuperWeedPower 2 роки тому +8

    13:34 Nick holding the PogO with all he had but his smirk says it all

  • @Jobe-13
    @Jobe-13 2 роки тому +233

    Nick increasingly looks and acts like a middle-aged dad. They’re definitely planning on having kids soon.

    • @xerone5733
      @xerone5733 2 роки тому +80

      okay the second part is just weird

    • @Dustaroo
      @Dustaroo 2 роки тому +2

      he want's kids she does not.

    • @hyroto4117
      @hyroto4117 2 роки тому +3

      Clueless

    • @Filtfan
      @Filtfan 2 роки тому +24

      Yeah, Nick looks ready to give birth any second. lmao :D

    • @adamj517
      @adamj517 2 роки тому

      @@xerone5733 how is that weird it’s an observation you have to be a leftist commy for someone to make a statement and for you to react like that.

  • @fozolegend4209
    @fozolegend4209 2 роки тому +2

    russel gives us all hope

  • @Adohk
    @Adohk 2 роки тому +1

    Literally the only outro I stay for.

  • @ChewysDynasty
    @ChewysDynasty Рік тому +1

    Lmao. Nick paces back and forth, lecturing chat like an old Asian dad with his hands behind his back

  • @MrHjkl11
    @MrHjkl11 2 роки тому

    These PogO counters really make this 10x funnier

  • @a.s.2611
    @a.s.2611 2 роки тому +54

    If russel and nick can pull some good women then there's hope for the rest of us yet!!!

    • @markwick11
      @markwick11 2 роки тому +26

      got money?

    • @dr.dripton
      @dr.dripton 2 роки тому +5

      @@markwick11 : (

    • @quinnquinnquinn215
      @quinnquinnquinn215 Рік тому +1

      nicks kinda cute when hes slim tbh

    • @leightonrud66
      @leightonrud66 Рік тому

      Money. Nick isn't ugly per se. But he's really out of touch. Russell is FOUL. Obese, tiny ass head and piranha teeth. His gf deserves to have someone else not as disgusting touch her. They won't last. Trust me. Women like both. If you look OK and aren't weird you'll be fine.
      I've been with my wife 10years now. Telling you, she'd agree Russ is foul.

    • @francisco5578
      @francisco5578 9 місяців тому +1

      dude, they have lots of fucking money.

  • @karps1601
    @karps1601 2 роки тому +3

    That's a lot of pogo right there

  • @dub7439
    @dub7439 2 роки тому +2

    If there is ever something comparable to a Hall of Fame for Twitch Nick and Malena deserve to be in it.

  • @ThatsMySkill
    @ThatsMySkill 2 роки тому

    this has to be world record for most PogO's in one video.

  • @BN-qv7wi
    @BN-qv7wi 2 роки тому +37

    I just took a painful shit

    • @ZeroDarknezz
      @ZeroDarknezz 2 роки тому

      So this proofs that nick's streams are really good for shitting. Thank you for the feedback, good sir.

    • @WarRock12341
      @WarRock12341 2 роки тому +3

      poggers

    • @sincerelyykayla
      @sincerelyykayla 2 роки тому +2

      proof😏

    • @mtw231-
      @mtw231- 2 роки тому

      same

  • @adelbertusrahardian
    @adelbertusrahardian 2 роки тому

    Russel just peek into his future

  • @WhatFormOfPowerIsThis
    @WhatFormOfPowerIsThis 2 роки тому

    pogo counter goes up when he thinks it hahahahah

  • @hamedmohammadzadeh8351
    @hamedmohammadzadeh8351 2 роки тому +1

    im pretty sure nick set the PogO record this stream

  • @whateverdude1821
    @whateverdude1821 2 роки тому +2

    that necklace and shirt tho, I know who's malena trying to make nick looked like LULW

  • @huejassle3019
    @huejassle3019 2 роки тому

    How come i got so offended when nick said, "now thats a russell waffle" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @-_-SpongeBob
    @-_-SpongeBob 2 роки тому +11

    Beautiful! Beautiful work, Trevor 👏🏻 👏🏾 it's long,its funny,its brilliant

    • @emil3015
      @emil3015 2 роки тому

      Is it you spongebob

    • @trevorhakai3052
      @trevorhakai3052 2 роки тому

      @@emil3015 Nah just a black guy

    • @-_-SpongeBob
      @-_-SpongeBob 2 роки тому

      @@trevorhakai3052 Emil doesn't know that! 👀

  • @kevinwilson4664
    @kevinwilson4664 2 роки тому

    Lmaooo i know that biscuit feeling

  • @danravv
    @danravv 2 роки тому +4

    1:36 LMAO FUCKING CHAT. Nick joking about dating Malena 15 years ago then someone says "monkaW early access" I FUCKING CAN'T

  • @Pellemain
    @Pellemain 2 роки тому

    this dude fr said fishes

  • @Your_Friend259
    @Your_Friend259 2 роки тому +1

    what a lovely family

  • @Paris-cj6it
    @Paris-cj6it 2 роки тому +12

    9:20 oohhhh so that's where all her anger comes from 💀 💀 💀

    • @trevorhakai3052
      @trevorhakai3052 2 роки тому +3

      That's unfair though. She still reads at a 6th grade level

  • @gamingbyfaro6961
    @gamingbyfaro6961 2 роки тому

    I noticed Nick has been quoting Bane from The Dark Knight Rises recently

  • @thomasmaher9360
    @thomasmaher9360 2 роки тому +1

    This video should be titled "Nick acts like a dad"

  • @MrPokeguy22
    @MrPokeguy22 2 роки тому

    Nick is fricken hilarious

  • @davidcampos2615
    @davidcampos2615 2 роки тому +1

    Looking like a million bucks, Nick Polom. Another excellent video full of fantastic content. 😶👍

  • @Charlie-ts6hq
    @Charlie-ts6hq 2 роки тому +2

    "I like the shirt" - chatter
    "people are being nice to me today" - nick
    "the only reason nick is wearing a vacation shirt is he's never worked a day in his life" - chatter
    "and then, just instantly gone the next second it was gone" - nick

  • @growing42069
    @growing42069 2 роки тому +1

    At the end, they are becoming the same couple

  • @nameundefined4317
    @nameundefined4317 2 роки тому +5

    luna + malena and nick + russel is a really good fit lmfao just have two different couple shows one is cooking and russel can come up with a new one

    • @nameundefined4317
      @nameundefined4317 2 роки тому

      both couples should not fight nonstop but it can go back and forth lol

  • @GhostGamerBoss
    @GhostGamerBoss 2 роки тому +2

    there's no shot russ bagged those my boy

  • @BTGMAX
    @BTGMAX 2 роки тому

    This has to be the funniest video ever

  • @ratlobber
    @ratlobber 2 роки тому +1

    nmpOld

  • @xternalsight
    @xternalsight 2 роки тому +34

    There's times when you think someone is using someone for their money, and there's times when you know someone is using someone for their money 😂

    • @leightonrud66
      @leightonrud66 Рік тому

      Yessss, Russell is foul. Ugly pirahna teeth and man boobs. Not funny either

  • @dmgh983
    @dmgh983 2 роки тому +7

    Why tf has chat been unsynced for the past 3 vids? Lol

    • @shravanbk2100
      @shravanbk2100 2 роки тому

      Twitch testing new things and messing it up.

  • @TheQuasimodoH
    @TheQuasimodoH 2 роки тому

    Thanks for uploading

  • @AndrewCARNBORN
    @AndrewCARNBORN 2 роки тому

    0:30 GOBLIN MODE

  • @h2thelocalidiot176
    @h2thelocalidiot176 2 роки тому

    "Swiss German" ah now it makes sense Kappa

  • @thedriver3052
    @thedriver3052 Рік тому

    Nick is really sodas best friend

  • @kriss_6165
    @kriss_6165 Рік тому

    nick looks like corey in the house grown up in this video

  • @alaszrar6202
    @alaszrar6202 2 роки тому +2

    13:10 PogO streak x9

  • @snoopyyy_23
    @snoopyyy_23 2 роки тому

    10:18 made me cry laughing 🤣😂 holy shit actual good one nicholas 🤣🤣

  • @nathanhollow7550
    @nathanhollow7550 2 роки тому

    Nick in that shirt looks like King-size Homer

  • @AVD223
    @AVD223 2 роки тому +5

    shes funny and quick with the clapbacks

  • @lb0433
    @lb0433 2 роки тому

    Jesus the PogO's were raining was this the most amount of PogO's in an nmplol video?

  • @goburingoburin
    @goburingoburin 2 роки тому

    I keep seeing a gun but it’s just the camera set up

  • @tayyyarciko
    @tayyyarciko 2 роки тому

    chat help me pls where is that title time line ?

  • @aquaaqua5665
    @aquaaqua5665 2 роки тому +2

    love the uploads

  • @ddg2424
    @ddg2424 2 роки тому +1

    Does anyone else make their 3's from the bottom up?

  • @kirblue_896
    @kirblue_896 2 роки тому

    i called it

  • @quinnquinnquinn215
    @quinnquinnquinn215 Рік тому

    how did russel pull that

  • @purevocals510
    @purevocals510 2 роки тому

    Rusty with his hands on his hips like an Aunty

  • @i.g.n2trip684
    @i.g.n2trip684 2 роки тому +30

    Malenas got a good life after she gets away from nick the future killer

  • @SpiderMan5958
    @SpiderMan5958 2 роки тому +1

    stuck in america, in america, in america aaah, stuck in america... YOU ARE MY QUEEEEENNN FOREVERR

  • @cozyluis
    @cozyluis 2 роки тому +2

    10:18 the funny

  • @Razerfreak1
    @Razerfreak1 2 роки тому +6

    malenas face is so easy to read. she is really bad in hiding her face expressions lol

  • @licansen3331
    @licansen3331 2 роки тому

    harry potter character coming in the house

  • @IISuzakuII
    @IISuzakuII 2 роки тому +1

    The disadvantage vs privileged got me 😆

  • @localman799
    @localman799 2 роки тому +11

    Nick actually is a creepy old man. Holy shit lmao

    • @Rowy_
      @Rowy_ 2 роки тому +3

      ok

    • @seebs_keeps_talking
      @seebs_keeps_talking 2 роки тому +4

      you're no better than people who watch reality TV for attempting to dissect what is literally an (on camera personality)

    • @chazslater3465
      @chazslater3465 2 роки тому

      no doubt dude needs to dye his hair full on grey and do shots of prune juice with malena.

    • @localman799
      @localman799 2 роки тому

      Calm down guys lol take a deep breath it’s not that deep.

  • @icenova2467
    @icenova2467 2 роки тому

    Why did Malena look so fucking evil in the beginning ? 😂

  • @ManBearPigLOL
    @ManBearPigLOL Рік тому

    someone said edplol

  • @itsanxietE
    @itsanxietE 2 роки тому

    Nick is my favorite man-baby tbh

  • @cosmicking7979
    @cosmicking7979 2 роки тому +1

    those sliders look valid

  • @dimasfazlur5926
    @dimasfazlur5926 2 роки тому

    did u send? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @beeken4885
    @beeken4885 2 роки тому

    is this a new editor?

  • @lcruuzl
    @lcruuzl 2 роки тому +1

    hey mr editor, (I think your name is nabil or something around that), what’s your twitter? Your editing is cool, I wanna know more about it!

  • @sneed9793
    @sneed9793 2 роки тому +3

    man russel gained some moobies

  • @jonmckaye
    @jonmckaye 2 роки тому

    What is this Jazz in the background?

  • @rockydroproductionsproduct8939

    You telling me with the guy who's on tiny chats that's not me that someone else who is trap Hood

  • @js6618
    @js6618 5 місяців тому

    She don’t give af what russel likes to eat 🤣

  • @ItsYevrah
    @ItsYevrah 2 роки тому +18

    Petition to stop the Nick harassment :)

  • @The_Broski721
    @The_Broski721 2 роки тому +1

    10:46 emote above “maya”?

  • @fancen
    @fancen 2 роки тому

    thanks

  • @Flakka-
    @Flakka- 2 роки тому

    This was a good stream

  • @-_-SpongeBob
    @-_-SpongeBob 2 роки тому +13

    9:18 OHHH Malena. You have your uses. But here, you're just... Hey why don't you go cut the chicken hmm ☺

  • @fiziktetrinet2330
    @fiziktetrinet2330 2 роки тому

    The juicer “a small streamer.” LULW

  • @R1um244
    @R1um244 2 роки тому +1

    STUCK IN ANERICA

  • @tars1_
    @tars1_ 2 роки тому

    is the chat straight up dalayed?

  • @Hi-Fitxt
    @Hi-Fitxt 2 роки тому

    I got this recommended right...I have no context for any of this...I'm interested though

  • @peanuspee9231
    @peanuspee9231 2 роки тому +3

    my dogs name is luna

  • @brucewayne2184
    @brucewayne2184 Рік тому

    Where does Russ get his confidence from...?

  • @imnotaracerr
    @imnotaracerr 2 роки тому +1

    chat is out of sync but good video anyways

  • @therandomchannel-_-
    @therandomchannel-_- 2 роки тому +7

    Poor guy he believes her and poor girl has to be all up in that

  • @turtleburglary1141
    @turtleburglary1141 2 роки тому

    12:23 she close af daaaammmn xD