"You can tell a lot about a person from the color of their eyes."
Lmfao, ooooh boy.
i can tell my own führer isn't aryan, but i have blue eyes and blond hair so i'm aryan.
"I heard a horse once it made this sound. MEH!"
That's me at every party.
D.N.A. Cat that's the only reason I clicked the like button for this video
Oh the subtle hints. "You can tell a lot about a person by the colour of their eyes" "really, just TEAR across Europe" and the dancing at the end.....oh dear Hitler. Oh dear.
+Sarah Studios i think its kore about the german masterrace, blue eyes, blonde hair
I think that it might have been that he thought that the master race would be composed of people with blonde hair and blue eyes. But don't quote me on this.
"Hitler? Start his own party? Perhaps I will." "Nobody's perfect. Not yet."
I never think, that I shall see... A CLOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUD as fluffy quite as thee!
+Nikhil Sasi Rajan his last recorded words were that he regretted being so kind and that he wished he had been ruthless like Stalin.
Lord British should do audiobooks. He has a great voice.
+Benjamin Rome Clarke I'm pretty sure he does. Or at least he is well-known for his voice work. That's Peter Serafinowicz.
Phil Smith
YOUU AAAR EIN WIZARRD, HARRY! RUN AT ZE WALL ON ZE TRAINSTATION UND GEHE NACH SSSSWEINSTEINNN!! WE MUSS BUY YOU AN OWL UND A WAND FIRST! LOOK AT ALL ZE WIMSICAL PEOPLE! LOOK AT ZEM I SAY! ZE MUGGLES HAVE NO CLUE! NO CLUE!
Benjamin Rome Clarke he's Sctanley from the couples retreat movie (Stanley with a C)
Illiminatie overlord Gurglekoks then it will get banned again in America for being "Nazi sympathizers" lol
It must be hard, living with a brain that can't accept comedy like this.
I shiver at the thought of having such a curse...
people who their grandfathers have gone through the holocaust and have heard their stories are really offended by this i guess.
i mean the guy killed over 5 million people
ned nashosh well both no and yes, not Hitler per say killed them , but he recruited people to do it for him
***** It's mocking Hitler... It's not like they are supporting what he did. Sure, they are showing things that could offend you, but I am sure that it is all just for humor, as this was in fact made by "College Humor"
But this video is not, in any way, saying that Hitler or his actions were right, its mocking the fact that before WW1 (because this is set in 1912) lots of people succumbed to his charm and otherwise thought he was a good person. It was after WW1 that he actually started to hate the Jews, gather followers etc. Take a history class once in a while, and also take ironic humour lessons while you're at it
"I am a simple guy, I see a thumbnail with Hitler in it, I click it."
Why are we just now commenting on this comment on the same day. Its been 2 years
in 1912, Hitler's mustache was full width. He didn't cut it to the iconic length and width until after an incident in a trench during WWI in which his over sized mustache allowed poison gas into his gas mask.
+Brian Habing And this is how he mutated into megahitler, and with his new found superpowers he fought paganism around the world.
+Brian Habing In 1912 he was no one and nothing. He was a poor beggar artist. No one of noble birth would deal with him.
Unfortunately, this isn't common knowledge to most people. So they most likely kept the classic hitler 'stache so all audiences could understand and laugh at the jokes
+Hihams what makes you think hes goes to partys he proably spends his night prowling youtube waiting for mistakes
If it's 1912 hitler wouldn't have his toothbrush mustache. He would actually have a normal handle bar mustache.
Mr_Diddlez He probably wouldn't be hanging with the bourgeoisie in Britain either.
UA-cam: the only place people critique the mustache content of a tyrant like dictator from the 40's who killed over millions of people.
Mr_Diddlez You just made it more humorous with these comments, thank you.
Nobody's perfect
Not yet
What?
Shall we dance?
Nobody is perfect
Not yet
*fucking dies*
The people who write some of these CollegeHumor videos are brilliant!
Lord British's lines are absolutely hilarious, and Peter Serafinowicz really plays the role to perfection. His delivery is immaculate.
this is so wrong, but i love it.
actually this is fairly accurate before he came to power. He was by all accounts considered the most eligible bachelor in Europe at the time. His public speaking skills and talents in art tended to make him appear more attractive to many.
hi14993 I found out he was new York times man if the year in 1934, I think. Don't always trust the mainstream media, check for yourself.
it is wrong but it is hilarious this is the fifth time I have watched it xD
Lawrence Dangel He was man of the year in 1938, as a result of his diplomacy with other countries, expanding Germany’s borders.
Kravik No, at the time this was set(1912)he would have been homeless. This was before WW1 when he enlisted to get off the streets, he then joined the Nazi party after because he was mad about Germany's loss
I made a sandwich today and totally forgot to put mayo on it.
eeem there are like 60 still living victims of the holocaust and im pretty sure none of them have even heard of college humor....
Wow, im sure your channel is a barrel of laughs after such a fun a comment
"How hard can it be to stop Adolf Hitler?"
Surprisingly difficult actually.
That was the joke bud. Everyone knows the world didn't really take him seriously enough
@Ishir Mehra the us barely played a part. It was the Russians who cornered Hitler in 1945.
He seems so nice in this video tho
He wasn't so bad at first but his service in ww1 broke him and turned him into a madman
+fluffy kins ww1? The thing is he went mad because they didn'r accept him at the art academy
1:38 " How hard can it be to stop Adolf Hitler?"
Oh god you don't wanna know.
YOU DONT WANNA KNOW!
"nobody's perfect"
"not yet.." LMAO
How hard can it be to stop Adolf Hitler?
Nobody did yet. He's alive in UA-cam, making great comments.
0:26 "Seriously, what is your glitch?" Gonna say this all the time now.
omg, XD. that "travel" bit though
Poland (1939), France (1940), maybe push from Greece to Northern Africa (1941-1942) and try to fit Russia in (1941-1942) and maybe tear across Europe (1939-1942) XD
oh the good 'ole days. i was a smooth beast back then...Charlie chaplin had nothing on me
mien deutschland was a thriving beautiful country back then
Adolf Hitler Actually it wasn't. It was very poor with extremely high inflation rates, part of the reason why Germany entered WW2.
SpookyScarySkelemon Ah, but this is 1912. WWI, which is mostly WHY Germany was in such a state, didn't happen for another two years.
Jamie Noble Sorry, hadn't noticed that time period. Also I knew that wasn't the only reason Germany entered WW2. I said it was just a major reason.
"Not yet." Made me choke on my water.
something about a fluffy cloud ... omg you broke me
Diabetes On A Stick yeah prob right, that accent makes it very hard to distinguish tees from dees
I don't get why people are getting butthurt over this. I found this funny and I'm a British Jew.
Jack McConnell He was stating the fact that he didn't take it in an offensive manner. Learn to cope with what people mean.
***** Very poorly worded, learn to cope? Dude i'm not going through therapy because of one guy. And besides yes that's one way his awnser could be taken, however I personally think he meant he found it fine so everyone else should. And no he never openly stated it, but he heavily implied it. And that's actually a very American dialect for a Brit.
Jack McConnell There's not enough in his comment to determine his dialect.
Michael T. S. There's not a lot but, butthurt and just the general way he thinks his comment is the only one which matters.
What do you call a person who professionally generates maps of the world?
A cartographer.
What do you call an academician who studies the global distribution of resources or cultural characteristics?
A geographer.
What do you call a person who is ignorant of global geography?
An American.
Nah a person who generates maps of the world is an architect #inception
BlackXero X definitely jealous of americans.. no one can do school shootings like them.. or scaremonger
Dj Ruccy Before you make any more comments, you might as well remove your profile picture of GOOGLE, AN AMERICAN COMPANY's no internet screen. THEN, you may diss americans.
"I Want everyone to associate the Britishes with Hitler" "You really think it could happen?"..... Aaaaand he failed
@@californiabrotherhood8114 bro I completely forgot about this comment lol. Been a while
Hitler: Let me show you how we dance in Germany . . .
I was honestly expecting him to break out into the Guten Tag Hop-Clop. XD
"Really tear across Europe" "The Devil himself". I see what you did there college humor
"I want everyone to associate the british with the name Adolf Hitler"
Wow, this guy... Will either never get a job again, or be hailed as one of the best actors to this day for not laughing himself to death...
ah charles chaplin what a nice fellow
i think the writer was drunk
This really was quite amusing, actually one of the better sketches CollegeHumor has done.
FireFrenzy I didn't say it was "the best", I just said it was "actually one of the better sketches", and in the past few months (not all time, and not including Jake and Amir which is quite regularly entertaining)
I thought that was great. Imagining an Adolf before he was *Hitler*. All the little clues there must have been. And, yet how clueless most who met him probably were at the same time. Taking a satirical poke at the idea...It's simply brilliant. Dark comedy given a light touch.
A little disappointed for not using Wagner for Hitler's "dance"
Richardsen It's not an SS march per se, as it was written in 1866. However, it was one of Hitler's favorite pieces of music, and was constantly used by the nazis in their propaganda pieces.
+Meirstein Baffles me how Hitler would enjoy a march commemorating the defeat of his country ....
@@VRichardsn but Hitler did idolize Wagner and got more than a few of his ideas from him.
Actually almost everything is correct here. He was a normal child with a strict dad, and after his beolved brother died he became depressed and starting draw art and making poems like an emo. But instead of getting successful on it like it shows here, he became homeless and was in poverty.
Damn, this has to be the worst comment section I've ever seen.
Kaisergun No, i am not citizen of JewSA or Israel. We have no such traditions.
It isn't offensive at all - I am from Germany and we looove Hitler-parodies and satires. Trust me, we have masses of them! That's why this video doesn't feel that funny to me - there are way funnier, more precise and innovative parodies out there than that.
***** If people didn't like anything that offended one particular dude then the world would be a very boring place.
3:15 This is Hitler's personal journal! Now I... uh... I can't read it because it is in German, but it seems to contain material most sinister! XD
"Nobody's perfect"
"Not yet"
This is one of the best collegehumor videos.Every joke was so clever and well done.There should be a part two
Taking offense to this is too much, it's not offensive to you. Finding it in poor taste and being disgusted by it is perfectly fine, however! Just know the difference next time people.
TheDownToEarthMan Especially the statement "You're German and therefore biased. You just don't get it." was present in nearly every comment I got for my critique -.-
sMAXtie It's alright, lots of people are quick to attack when they feel like their opinions on racism, sexism, or touchy subjects are the end-all be-all of fact. Therefore Germans can not show any sympathy towards Jews and blah blah blah. I blame a lack of proper education, but on the bright side at least some one understands where you're coming from
"No ones perfect" "not yet" "What?" "Nothing, care to dance?" Fucking gold.
"Just tear across Europe"
you can say what you want, but hitler easily was the most influencial politician in the 20st century.
Oh ya he was especially with the Fascist party and Communism on his side idiot.
South AlabamaAisoft Communism wasn't on Hitler's side. In fact, most of the opposition to Nazism in the early years of the regime came from Communists.
Let's get history on this shit why don't we. In 1912 he did have his mustache that we all know and love. And in 1912 he was just no more than a failed painter. Until he tried to joined the army in 1913. Then he joined he German army. Where in battle after not being able to put his gas mask because of his mustache, instead of shaving it all off made it to the one we know and love.
can we all appreciate the fact that the one that has been directing this is called "Sam Reich"?
Do we really love the moustache of a mass murderer who killed Jewish, disabled, black and anyone who hated him?
I can't read it... because it's in German :D
Little known fact,when Hitler drew, the section he struggled the most was drawing faces but, he was awsome at drawing buildings.
I thought Elaine had left collegehumor! She was in such good series like precious plum and very Mary Kate, please let her do more videos so we can see something that is actually enjoyable to watch!
Lol I felt like I was the only one that thought Very Mary Kate was good. Nice to see another fan.
I haven't laughed out loud in a College humor video in while. Well done!
This is my favorite video of college humor
why am i here. collegehumor.. I discovered your channel in the senior year of highschool.. I am in my senior year of masters now.. still wasting my time here at 3 in the morning. Love you guys.
I like this
***** I like the fact that you liked the fact that this "like it" guy likes the video
No one's perfect.
Not yet.
The womans face when she goes 'oh that's far away' had me crying for a solid 10 minutes with laughter
Anyone else heard the stuff related to WW2?
+Stolt Europé and he believed that you could see if someone was jewish by the shapes in their eyes, like in the iris and stuff
+Stolt Europé so what ? many other ( races ) have blue eyes . this trait could be anywhere. even China 😊
Wow that's actually one of the first good videos from CH in a long long time.
"Hitler, start his own party perhaps I will" after so many watching a I finally got this joke
He didn't start it . I think he was member number seven or so. He was just a loser who glommed on to preexisting lunacy and made it his own.
back in 1975
"donald trump is so cool"
Cheezpuffer the infamous wall, he wanted to date his daughter, stealing from local businesses
yes, the fluffy cloud of a artillery shot.
It was actually the last thing he wrote before he ‘died’
Then the short ends
Really should have considered lowering the volume before playing this on the balcony.
"i never think
i could see
a cloud,
as fluffy as the sea"-Adolf Hitler if he was accepted in art
I knew a lady that was in a concentration camp. For anyone to suggest she didn't really go through the hell she went through, or, any of those other poor people didn't go though it just disgusts me. I can't believe there are still people that don't believe it even happened. I can't comprehend that. Having heard first hand just what people went through, I can't comprehend making any jokes about it either. The people still living, and, those who were tortured and killed, deserve our respect. I went to the Holocaust Museum in D.C. and was just blown away by things like the piles of shoes and piles of glasses and combs. That was just a fraction of the items, and, to think each pair of shoes represented a person is just sickening. Please give the victims the respect they all deserve! That's not too much to ask of anyone!!!
"I heard a horse once." "It's 1912."
"That's far away."
That's the best one there
This is the best thing I have seen on the Internet today and yet
This is so freakin' hilarious! I laughed my ass off! You've earned yourself a subscriber!
So many references. It's perfect.
I think this may be based in austria.
He moved to Germany in his 20s because he hated Austria and would rather fight for the German army in WWI instead of Austria
Nearly a year of binge watching WWI and WWII history videos has helped me appreciate this subtle masterpiece
This is my new favourite video on the internet
This is the best collegehumor video. The poem recitation gives me goosebumps.
This could become the next Family Guy. Its full of jokes that most people don't understand or take offense to and that is what makes this even funnier. Just like Family Guy.
hahahahahahahhahahahahahah you guys really put alot of work in this video i am happy to like
Came back to watch this again 3 years later. This sketch is still as golden as ever.
UA-cam should never have gotten rid of the two top comments system, it's turned the comment section to shit.
*Thumbs down*
I'm German and I would be put in jail if I did a video like this.
It's such tasteless comedy, which falls flat on humour. There are some rather funny lines like "Not yet", but all in all it's not very amusing and it's just using a bit of shock (due to the person, who is satirically portrayed) mixed up with the dumbest satire, I've ever seen.
I'm German too, nobody else cares that Germany is a feking nanny state that wont accept that most of the rest of the world has forgiven it for something that happened around 100 years ago. The very same event that caused Germany to now have the fourth biggest GDP in the world.
This video is hilarious. You're german, therefore your perception is biased.
To get things straight:
I'm not biased against this kind of comedy/satire due to original sin (The Great Dictator is one of my favourite movies), but I really hate bad comedy/satire and this is a salient example of lacking both: originality and cleverness.
sMAXtie im English and I agree. In my opinion none of it was funny. Im not too fussed about the subject matter however "shocking". The parody of Downton Abbey with Addi as a guest has potential but the ideas are poor. The point of comedy is ti be funny and this im afraid wasnt.
sMAXtie It was plenty clever, you obviously didn't get it. Again, your perception is more likely to be colored because you're german.
First genuinely clever collagehumer vid ive seen
This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
"Let me show you how we dance in Germany!!!" then they all joined in. I died of laughter omg
Haven't laughed at anything college humour has made in a while but this was actually kind of charming even if some of the jokes were a bit obvious and heavy handed.
This is great. Thank you.
This is the perfect type of clip to watch when you are working and want to take a quick break to unwind for a second :)
Everyone was marching with him lol
I lost it when hitler recited his "poem"
LMAO the humor in this is amazing
This is my favorite episode so far
"Nobody's perfect, not yet"
"Tear through Europe"
"The devil himself"
The dance
gosh wow dammit
"You have such beautiful eyes! I believe you can tell a lot about a person from the color of their eyes."
haha
This video only makes the old Monty Python sketch of "The Ministery of Silly Walks" seem even more plausible and true...
You must make a serie out of this! It's hillaaaaaaaaaaarious!
This is Adolf if he was accepted into the Art college
hehe
Heh :D
Imperator Houlihan he'd still be a massive anti-Semitic
He hints at it in the video my guy
1:47 "I took a few classes in Vienna"
Yep.