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  • @nfactorial4074
    @nfactorial4074 7 років тому +7276

    This is Adolf if he was accepted into the Art college

  • @SanchezMixWEBS
    @SanchezMixWEBS 8 років тому +3160

    "no one is perfect!"
    "not yet."
    "what?"
    "nothing! let's go dance!"

    • @mememaster8512
      @mememaster8512 6 років тому +7

      SanchezMixPlays first comment on your comment xd

    • @stegosaurus6654
      @stegosaurus6654 6 років тому +29

      A comment on a comment is called a reply.

    • @sushrut3670
      @sushrut3670 6 років тому +11

      Stegosaurus Thank you for bestowing us with your valuable knowledge.

    • @stegosaurus6654
      @stegosaurus6654 6 років тому +7

      You're welcome young pupil.

    • @Apenimon444
      @Apenimon444 6 років тому +6

      The brilliance in that line..nobody's perfect-not yet

  • @erwinthedodo9205
    @erwinthedodo9205 8 років тому +5335

    "nobody's perfect."
    "Not yet." You broke me lmao

    • @makmoncman8720
      @makmoncman8720 8 років тому +83

      That joke went right over my head the first time.

    • @jacktaylor8306
      @jacktaylor8306 8 років тому +9

      +Mak Moncman I still don't get it

    • @hellbach8879
      @hellbach8879 8 років тому +23

      He wanted to make the perfect race
      +Virtual Viking +Mak Moncman

    • @jacktaylor8306
      @jacktaylor8306 8 років тому +1

      +-Bob Bob- hahahahah thanks

    • @jackenvexnaros231
      @jackenvexnaros231 8 років тому +21

      Yep, he wanted everyone alive to be scandinavian...

  • @xboxvault8717
    @xboxvault8717 8 років тому +4535

    "You can tell a lot about a person from the color of their eyes."
    Lmfao, ooooh boy.

    • @Brainiaccccc
      @Brainiaccccc 8 років тому +29

      +Couldve I didn't get this one

    • @Brainiaccccc
      @Brainiaccccc 8 років тому +2

      Oooh, right, thanks!

    • @bythegraceofadoni
      @bythegraceofadoni 8 років тому +28

      +Carbon Monoxide Google the true meaning of Aryan

    • @bythegraceofadoni
      @bythegraceofadoni 8 років тому

      ok

    • @AntonBerglund88
      @AntonBerglund88 8 років тому +19

      i can tell my own führer isn't aryan, but i have blue eyes and blond hair so i'm aryan.

  • @DNACat-uk2kg
    @DNACat-uk2kg 8 років тому +4928

    "I heard a horse once it made this sound. MEH!"
    That's me at every party.

  • @Honeey-moth
    @Honeey-moth 8 років тому +2745

    Oh the subtle hints. "You can tell a lot about a person by the colour of their eyes" "really, just TEAR across Europe" and the dancing at the end.....oh dear Hitler. Oh dear.

    • @maheshkatta9278
      @maheshkatta9278 8 років тому +15

      I didnt get the eye reference.

    • @cyberschn1tzel997
      @cyberschn1tzel997 8 років тому +73

      +Sarah Studios i think its kore about the german masterrace, blue eyes, blonde hair

    • @melloncollie8164
      @melloncollie8164 8 років тому +16

      I think that it might have been that he thought that the master race would be composed of people with blonde hair and blue eyes. But don't quote me on this.

    • @chrisdelinquent3577
      @chrisdelinquent3577 8 років тому +15

      it's a reference to the blue eyes

    • @peterdietrich8810
      @peterdietrich8810 8 років тому +92

      "Hitler? Start his own party? Perhaps I will." "Nobody's perfect. Not yet."

  • @ironichoneybadger5066
    @ironichoneybadger5066 7 років тому +2735

    Not everyone is perfect.
    Not yet

    • @ironichoneybadger5066
      @ironichoneybadger5066 7 років тому +41

      it was legitimately the best part of the video XD

    • @dom9979
      @dom9979 7 років тому +6

      IronicHoneyBadger I get it now!

    • @joseneto5833
      @joseneto5833 7 років тому +3

      HAhahahahhhaha!

    • @bthy384
      @bthy384 7 років тому +15

      Aryan superiority

    • @Sean-cr7xk
      @Sean-cr7xk 4 роки тому

      I stil don't get it, please explain

  • @SuperPeacebreaker
    @SuperPeacebreaker 8 років тому +2027

    I never think, that I shall see... A CLOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUD as fluffy quite as thee!

    • @kheme9248
      @kheme9248 8 років тому +6

      😹😹😭

    • @nikhilsrajan
      @nikhilsrajan 8 років тому +2

      +TheFalloutGuy111 Are you for real?

    • @nikhilsrajan
      @nikhilsrajan 8 років тому +2

      +Nikhil Sasi Rajan Nope, he wasn't.

    • @elessartelcontar6343
      @elessartelcontar6343 8 років тому +62

      +Nikhil Sasi Rajan his last recorded words were that he regretted being so kind and that he wished he had been ruthless like Stalin.

    • @khaled3248
      @khaled3248 6 років тому +1

      I am ded XD

  • @TheBc99
    @TheBc99 8 років тому +735

    Lord British should do audiobooks. He has a great voice.

    • @slacknhash
      @slacknhash 8 років тому +29

      +Benjamin Rome Clarke I'm pretty sure he does. Or at least he is well-known for his voice work. That's Peter Serafinowicz.

    • @TheBc99
      @TheBc99 8 років тому +2

      Phil Smith I will look him up!

    • @illiminatieoverlordgurglek140
      @illiminatieoverlordgurglek140 8 років тому +16

      Phil Smith
      YOUU AAAR EIN WIZARRD, HARRY! RUN AT ZE WALL ON ZE TRAINSTATION UND GEHE NACH SSSSWEINSTEINNN!! WE MUSS BUY YOU AN OWL UND A WAND FIRST! LOOK AT ALL ZE WIMSICAL PEOPLE! LOOK AT ZEM I SAY! ZE MUGGLES HAVE NO CLUE! NO CLUE!

    • @dasiypotterhead3217
      @dasiypotterhead3217 6 років тому

      Benjamin Rome Clarke he's Sctanley from the couples retreat movie (Stanley with a C)

    • @sv32099
      @sv32099 6 років тому

      Illiminatie overlord Gurglekoks then it will get banned again in America for being "Nazi sympathizers" lol

  • @CobaltFlytrap
    @CobaltFlytrap 9 років тому +603

    It must be hard, living with a brain that can't accept comedy like this.
    I shiver at the thought of having such a curse...

    • @danshoshan3380
      @danshoshan3380 9 років тому +22

      people who their grandfathers have gone through the holocaust and have heard their stories are really offended by this i guess.
      i mean the guy killed over 5 million people

    • @oliownstersamsung
      @oliownstersamsung 9 років тому +10

      ned nashosh well both no and yes, not Hitler per say killed them , but he recruited people to do it for him

    • @danshoshan3380
      @danshoshan3380 9 років тому

      Oliver Hansson he killed them nonetheless

    • @CobaltFlytrap
      @CobaltFlytrap 9 років тому +21

      ***** It's mocking Hitler... It's not like they are supporting what he did. Sure, they are showing things that could offend you, but I am sure that it is all just for humor, as this was in fact made by "College Humor"

    • @tiegank
      @tiegank 9 років тому +37

      But this video is not, in any way, saying that Hitler or his actions were right, its mocking the fact that before WW1 (because this is set in 1912) lots of people succumbed to his charm and otherwise thought he was a good person. It was after WW1 that he actually started to hate the Jews, gather followers etc. Take a history class once in a while, and also take ironic humour lessons while you're at it

  • @_Lucary
    @_Lucary 7 років тому +527

    I NEVER THINK
    THAT I SHALL SEE
    A CLOOUUDD
    AS FLUFFY QUITE AS THEE

  • @Superhynek1
    @Superhynek1 8 років тому +948

    "I am a simple guy, I see a thumbnail with Hitler in it, I click it."

    • @keeman7994
      @keeman7994 5 років тому +5

      Its been two years any luck?

    • @ryanazira7886
      @ryanazira7886 5 років тому

      @@keeman7994 oh hello there

    • @lololololy6303
      @lololololy6303 5 років тому +3

      Your not alone man its normal

    • @keeman7994
      @keeman7994 5 років тому

      @@ryanazira7886 hehehe yeaa boiii

    • @modernsurvivalist5769
      @modernsurvivalist5769 5 років тому

      Why are we just now commenting on this comment on the same day. Its been 2 years

  • @brianhabing5076
    @brianhabing5076 8 років тому +518

    in 1912, Hitler's mustache was full width. He didn't cut it to the iconic length and width until after an incident in a trench during WWI in which his over sized mustache allowed poison gas into his gas mask.

    • @heuclmeucl-heucl5351
      @heuclmeucl-heucl5351 8 років тому +69

      +Brian Habing And this is how he mutated into megahitler, and with his new found superpowers he fought paganism around the world.

    • @Seadog7981
      @Seadog7981 8 років тому +34

      +Brian Habing In 1912 he was no one and nothing. He was a poor beggar artist. No one of noble birth would deal with him.

    • @hihams6993
      @hihams6993 8 років тому +25

      +Brian Habing I bet you're fun at parties.

    • @enemyground5236
      @enemyground5236 8 років тому +26

      Unfortunately, this isn't common knowledge to most people. So they most likely kept the classic hitler 'stache so all audiences could understand and laugh at the jokes

    • @sixmill70
      @sixmill70 8 років тому +6

      +Hihams what makes you think hes goes to partys he proably spends his night prowling youtube waiting for mistakes

  • @Axe5197
    @Axe5197 9 років тому +683

    If it's 1912 hitler wouldn't have his toothbrush mustache. He would actually have a normal handle bar mustache.

    • @MrDingez
      @MrDingez 9 років тому +135

      Mr_Diddlez He probably wouldn't be hanging with the bourgeoisie in Britain either.

    • @chrisdilapi4085
      @chrisdilapi4085 9 років тому +78

      UA-cam: the only place people critique the mustache content of a tyrant like dictator from the 40's who killed over millions of people.

    • @Axe5197
      @Axe5197 9 років тому +116

      BigC 122 Excuse me if I want humor to be historically accurate.

    • @Darman2361
      @Darman2361 9 років тому +30

      Mr_Diddlez You just made it more humorous with these comments, thank you.

    • @gunstock3
      @gunstock3 9 років тому +4

      So you watched the world wars on the history channel also?

  • @dylanisntsimping
    @dylanisntsimping 8 років тому +772

    Nobody's perfect
    Not yet
    What?
    Shall we dance?

  • @marklewis8435
    @marklewis8435 7 років тому +165

    Nobody is perfect
    Not yet
    *fucking dies*

  • @MelancholyPanda13
    @MelancholyPanda13 8 років тому +645

    let me show how we dance in germany xD

    • @saramecoolsuper
      @saramecoolsuper 8 років тому +8

      hydra

    • @sarahbarrett8145
      @sarahbarrett8145 8 років тому +2

      hail hydra

    • @jkorewha473
      @jkorewha473 8 років тому +1

      +James Johnson pykkn

    • @candywalton8647
      @candywalton8647 8 років тому +2

      and he was austrian! I'm deeply disapointed!!!!!

    • @iConTraa
      @iConTraa 6 років тому +5

      But he had a german Passport.
      Btw thats really how we dance in germany.

  • @gtnick86
    @gtnick86 8 років тому +439

    The people who write some of these CollegeHumor videos are brilliant!

  • @johnzackarias11
    @johnzackarias11 2 роки тому +35

    Lord British's lines are absolutely hilarious, and Peter Serafinowicz really plays the role to perfection. His delivery is immaculate.

  • @lawrencedangel215
    @lawrencedangel215 7 років тому +885

    this is so wrong, but i love it.

    • @hi14993
      @hi14993 7 років тому +29

      actually this is fairly accurate before he came to power. He was by all accounts considered the most eligible bachelor in Europe at the time. His public speaking skills and talents in art tended to make him appear more attractive to many.

    • @lawrencedangel215
      @lawrencedangel215 7 років тому +9

      hi14993 I found out he was new York times man if the year in 1934, I think. Don't always trust the mainstream media, check for yourself.

    • @haleighwichmann9834
      @haleighwichmann9834 7 років тому +10

      it is wrong but it is hilarious this is the fifth time I have watched it xD

    • @toasterdogg
      @toasterdogg 4 роки тому +1

      Lawrence Dangel He was man of the year in 1938, as a result of his diplomacy with other countries, expanding Germany’s borders.

    • @zachbrannigan3184
      @zachbrannigan3184 3 роки тому

      Kravik No, at the time this was set(1912)he would have been homeless. This was before WW1 when he enlisted to get off the streets, he then joined the Nazi party after because he was mad about Germany's loss

  • @PettyPranks
    @PettyPranks 9 років тому +1759

    I made a sandwich today and totally forgot to put mayo on it.

    • @ABombIsCool
      @ABombIsCool 9 років тому +49

      'PettyPRANKS', not too sure

    • @plusminusducky5488
      @plusminusducky5488 9 років тому +68

      eeem there are like 60 still living victims of the holocaust and im pretty sure none of them have even heard of college humor....

    • @zZALexTHEGr8Zz
      @zZALexTHEGr8Zz 9 років тому +12

      Wow, im sure your channel is a barrel of laughs after such a fun a comment

    • @iballistic7553
      @iballistic7553 9 років тому +1

      Then you would be dead

    • @doctor4422
      @doctor4422 9 років тому +3

      By your appearance from your channel, I state that untrue.

  • @areebah4555
    @areebah4555 7 років тому +915

    "How hard can it be to stop Adolf Hitler?"
    Surprisingly difficult actually.

    • @Daylon91
      @Daylon91 5 років тому +18

      That was the joke bud. Everyone knows the world didn't really take him seriously enough

    • @idealist4910
      @idealist4910 5 років тому +10

      you just need almost the whole world.... not a big deal

    • @justmerc1642
      @justmerc1642 5 років тому +7

      Quite simple, pray he invades during the winter.

    • @noodletheanimelover729
      @noodletheanimelover729 5 років тому +9

      Actually very easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @dishwasherdetergent3366
      @dishwasherdetergent3366 5 років тому +4

      @Ishir Mehra the us barely played a part. It was the Russians who cornered Hitler in 1945.

  • @brinaverdnik1236
    @brinaverdnik1236 8 років тому +999

    He seems so nice in this video tho

    • @lelgie601
      @lelgie601 8 років тому +30

      +Adolf Hitler or Romanian or Slav or anyone that's not Aryan

    • @Blipse0
      @Blipse0 8 років тому +53

      He wasn't so bad at first but his service in ww1 broke him and turned him into a madman

    • @brinaverdnik1236
      @brinaverdnik1236 8 років тому +1

      +nicolofantini Well fck... I'm Slovenian

    • @lelgie601
      @lelgie601 8 років тому +1

      +Brina Verdnik yep I'm Southern European

    • @brinaverdnik1236
      @brinaverdnik1236 8 років тому +3

      +fluffy kins ww1? The thing is he went mad because they didn'r accept him at the art academy

  • @lilmizbrown5703
    @lilmizbrown5703 8 років тому +317

    Oh look its Precious Plum

  • @IIAndersII
    @IIAndersII 5 років тому +50

    1:38 " How hard can it be to stop Adolf Hitler?"
    Oh god you don't wanna know.
    YOU DONT WANNA KNOW!

  • @tobzt9090
    @tobzt9090 8 років тому +123

    "nobody's perfect"
    "not yet.." LMAO

  • @vaidisjond7875
    @vaidisjond7875 7 років тому +154

    How hard can it be to stop Adolf Hitler?
    Nobody did yet. He's alive in UA-cam, making great comments.

  • @sylphid96
    @sylphid96 8 років тому +37

    0:26 "Seriously, what is your glitch?" Gonna say this all the time now.

  • @TheScoutnation
    @TheScoutnation 9 років тому +68

    omg, XD. that "travel" bit though

    • @iannachazel
      @iannachazel 9 років тому +9

      I really want to tear across Europe. lol

    • @jennyjayes6360
      @jennyjayes6360 9 років тому +6

      Maybe get a little bit of russia

    • @notdarell6951
      @notdarell6951 9 років тому +13

      Poland (1939), France (1940), maybe push from Greece to Northern Africa (1941-1942) and try to fit Russia in (1941-1942) and maybe tear across Europe (1939-1942) XD

    • @rex999ful
      @rex999ful 9 років тому

      Haha

    • @historicalsongarchive
      @historicalsongarchive 9 років тому +1

      ***** Almost, but not Russia :P

  • @strawberrybleach7715
    @strawberrybleach7715 9 років тому +263

    oh the good 'ole days. i was a smooth beast back then...Charlie chaplin had nothing on me
    mien deutschland was a thriving beautiful country back then

    • @deli_isle
      @deli_isle 9 років тому +7

      Adolf Hitler Actually it wasn't. It was very poor with extremely high inflation rates, part of the reason why Germany entered WW2.

    • @GreatFox42
      @GreatFox42 9 років тому +7

      SpookyScarySkelemon Ah, but this is 1912. WWI, which is mostly WHY Germany was in such a state, didn't happen for another two years.

    • @strawberrybleach7715
      @strawberrybleach7715 9 років тому +4

      SpookyScarySkelemon it was bad for poor people.But im rich

    • @deli_isle
      @deli_isle 9 років тому

      Jamie Noble Sorry, hadn't noticed that time period. Also I knew that wasn't the only reason Germany entered WW2. I said it was just a major reason.

    • @clevercat9774
      @clevercat9774 9 років тому

      Und war mien kampf... Ha

  • @evarose2999
    @evarose2999 7 років тому +53

    "Not yet." Made me choke on my water.

  • @albatra0z_ovaries282
    @albatra0z_ovaries282 7 років тому +89

    something about a fluffy cloud ... omg you broke me

    • @khetnhio
      @khetnhio 7 років тому +16

      I never think
      that I shall see
      a Kraut
      as fluffy quite as he

    • @yan.mac.6323
      @yan.mac.6323 7 років тому +3

      Johnny I thought it was a cloud as fluffy as thee

    • @khetnhio
      @khetnhio 7 років тому +1

      Diabetes On A Stick yeah prob right, that accent makes it very hard to distinguish tees from dees

  • @sonicscrewdriver01
    @sonicscrewdriver01 9 років тому +113

    I don't get why people are getting butthurt over this. I found this funny and I'm a British Jew.

    • @TheOldBlackShuckyDog
      @TheOldBlackShuckyDog 9 років тому +13

      Oh you're a British Jew that makes everything ok.

    • @sulleh7127
      @sulleh7127 9 років тому +21

      Jack McConnell He was stating the fact that he didn't take it in an offensive manner. Learn to cope with what people mean.

    • @TheOldBlackShuckyDog
      @TheOldBlackShuckyDog 9 років тому +2

      ***** Very poorly worded, learn to cope? Dude i'm not going through therapy because of one guy. And besides yes that's one way his awnser could be taken, however I personally think he meant he found it fine so everyone else should. And no he never openly stated it, but he heavily implied it. And that's actually a very American dialect for a Brit.

    • @MyoticTesseract
      @MyoticTesseract 9 років тому

      Jack McConnell There's not enough in his comment to determine his dialect.

    • @TheOldBlackShuckyDog
      @TheOldBlackShuckyDog 9 років тому

      Michael T. S. There's not a lot but, butthurt and just the general way he thinks his comment is the only one which matters.

  • @DjRuccy
    @DjRuccy 9 років тому +440

    What do you call a person who professionally generates maps of the world?
    A cartographer.
    What do you call an academician who studies the global distribution of resources or cultural characteristics?
    A geographer.
    What do you call a person who is ignorant of global geography?
    An American.

    • @DarkKnife1100
      @DarkKnife1100 9 років тому +24

      Nah a person who generates maps of the world is an architect #inception

    • @blackopsy9
      @blackopsy9 9 років тому +70

      What do you call non-Americans?
      Jealous.

    • @DjRuccy
      @DjRuccy 9 років тому +40

      BlackXero X
      Jealous of what? Arrogant idiots?

    • @DarkKnife1100
      @DarkKnife1100 9 років тому +60

      BlackXero X definitely jealous of americans.. no one can do school shootings like them.. or scaremonger

    • @bluflare12345
      @bluflare12345 9 років тому +8

      Dj Ruccy Before you make any more comments, you might as well remove your profile picture of GOOGLE, AN AMERICAN COMPANY's no internet screen. THEN, you may diss americans.

  • @aidand.7911
    @aidand.7911 8 років тому +68

    "I Want everyone to associate the Britishes with Hitler" "You really think it could happen?"..... Aaaaand he failed

    • @californiabrotherhood8114
      @californiabrotherhood8114 3 роки тому +1

      Aidan D. If he was accepted to the art academy

    • @aidand.7911
      @aidand.7911 3 роки тому

      @@californiabrotherhood8114 bro I completely forgot about this comment lol. Been a while

  • @TheaterRaven
    @TheaterRaven 7 років тому +22

    Hitler: Let me show you how we dance in Germany . . .
    I was honestly expecting him to break out into the Guten Tag Hop-Clop. XD

  • @Sahsa590
    @Sahsa590 9 років тому +17

    "Really tear across Europe" "The Devil himself". I see what you did there college humor

    • @iniesta1501
      @iniesta1501 9 років тому +6

      'No ones perfect, ''not yet' ahahhaha college humour pls

  • @JonnesTT
    @JonnesTT 6 років тому +22

    "I want everyone to associate the british with the name Adolf Hitler"
    Wow, this guy... Will either never get a job again, or be hailed as one of the best actors to this day for not laughing himself to death...

  • @brightwolf123
    @brightwolf123 8 років тому +26

    ah charles chaplin what a nice fellow

  • @stevaniw7321
    @stevaniw7321 8 років тому +66

    i think the writer was drunk

  • @unspokendesign
    @unspokendesign 9 років тому +29

    This really was quite amusing, actually one of the better sketches CollegeHumor has done.

    • @unspokendesign
      @unspokendesign 9 років тому

      in my opinion

    • @I-VisiBomb-I
      @I-VisiBomb-I 9 років тому +1

      Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

    • @unspokendesign
      @unspokendesign 9 років тому

      FireFrenzy I didn't say it was "the best", I just said it was "actually one of the better sketches", and in the past few months (not all time, and not including Jake and Amir which is quite regularly entertaining)

  • @The1Helleri
    @The1Helleri 9 років тому +17

    I thought that was great. Imagining an Adolf before he was *Hitler*. All the little clues there must have been. And, yet how clueless most who met him probably were at the same time. Taking a satirical poke at the idea...It's simply brilliant. Dark comedy given a light touch.

  • @MegaKoutsou
    @MegaKoutsou 8 років тому +193

    A little disappointed for not using Wagner for Hitler's "dance"

    • @VRichardsn
      @VRichardsn 7 років тому +1

      It is not an SS march, IIRC.

    • @Meirstein
      @Meirstein 7 років тому +9

      Richardsen It's not an SS march per se, as it was written in 1866. However, it was one of Hitler's favorite pieces of music, and was constantly used by the nazis in their propaganda pieces.

    • @VRichardsn
      @VRichardsn 7 років тому +1

      Meirstein
      Exactly.

    • @MrDeutschGerman
      @MrDeutschGerman 6 років тому +3

      +Meirstein Baffles me how Hitler would enjoy a march commemorating the defeat of his country ....

    • @Adamdidit
      @Adamdidit 3 роки тому

      @@VRichardsn but Hitler did idolize Wagner and got more than a few of his ideas from him.

  • @maximzaporojan6966
    @maximzaporojan6966 4 роки тому +25

    Actually almost everything is correct here. He was a normal child with a strict dad, and after his beolved brother died he became depressed and starting draw art and making poems like an emo. But instead of getting successful on it like it shows here, he became homeless and was in poverty.

  • @ZombieFighter95
    @ZombieFighter95 9 років тому +186

    Damn, this has to be the worst comment section I've ever seen.

    • @NS88crew
      @NS88crew 9 років тому +14

      Be afraid, jew!

    • @ZombieFighter95
      @ZombieFighter95 9 років тому +28

      Sorry, I'm not afraid of anyone who thumbs up their own comment.

    • @NS88crew
      @NS88crew 9 років тому

      Kaisergun Yeah, you can eat your own shit of course.

    • @ZombieFighter95
      @ZombieFighter95 9 років тому +5

      NS88crew You can? I assume you're speaking from experience?

    • @NS88crew
      @NS88crew 9 років тому

      Kaisergun No, i am not citizen of JewSA or Israel. We have no such traditions.

  • @DridgeDEU
    @DridgeDEU 9 років тому +87

    It isn't offensive at all - I am from Germany and we looove Hitler-parodies and satires. Trust me, we have masses of them! That's why this video doesn't feel that funny to me - there are way funnier, more precise and innovative parodies out there than that.

    • @theevilmasterofhugs2
      @theevilmasterofhugs2 9 років тому +3

      for some reason I find that really nice to know. :) thanks

    • @Mecawallace
      @Mecawallace 9 років тому

      ***** If people didn't like anything that offended one particular dude then the world would be a very boring place.

    • @TheBugDestroyer
      @TheBugDestroyer 9 років тому

      *****
      muslim and katholics are able to dislike stuff too , u know ;)

    • @TheBugDestroyer
      @TheBugDestroyer 9 років тому +2

      *****
      Why is it necessary to know if hes a jew or not?

    • @TheBugDestroyer
      @TheBugDestroyer 9 років тому +1

      Knipp Udd
      Kann ich verstehen :/ :)

  • @anthonyjuliani6269
    @anthonyjuliani6269 8 років тому +22

    3:15 This is Hitler's personal journal! Now I... uh... I can't read it because it is in German, but it seems to contain material most sinister! XD

  • @CullenBoyer
    @CullenBoyer 7 років тому +26

    "Nobody's perfect"
    "Not yet"

  • @annareed317
    @annareed317 9 років тому +40

    This is one of the best collegehumor videos.Every joke was so clever and well done.There should be a part two

  • @TheDownToEarthMan
    @TheDownToEarthMan 9 років тому +43

    Taking offense to this is too much, it's not offensive to you. Finding it in poor taste and being disgusted by it is perfectly fine, however! Just know the difference next time people.

    • @TheRentars
      @TheRentars 9 років тому +2

      i find it not funny is that okay ?

    • @sMAXtie
      @sMAXtie 9 років тому +1

      I just got into a shitstorm after criticizing the poor taste ...

    • @TheDownToEarthMan
      @TheDownToEarthMan 9 років тому

      sMAXtie Some day people will learn.

    • @sMAXtie
      @sMAXtie 9 років тому

      TheDownToEarthMan Especially the statement "You're German and therefore biased. You just don't get it." was present in nearly every comment I got for my critique -.-

    • @TheDownToEarthMan
      @TheDownToEarthMan 9 років тому

      sMAXtie It's alright, lots of people are quick to attack when they feel like their opinions on racism, sexism, or touchy subjects are the end-all be-all of fact. Therefore Germans can not show any sympathy towards Jews and blah blah blah. I blame a lack of proper education, but on the bright side at least some one understands where you're coming from

  • @Tigercup9
    @Tigercup9 7 років тому +41

    "No ones perfect" "not yet" "What?" "Nothing, care to dance?" Fucking gold.

  • @rexcristallospada6496
    @rexcristallospada6496 6 років тому +18

    "Just tear across Europe"

  • @verward
    @verward 9 років тому +58

    you can say what you want, but hitler easily was the most influencial politician in the 20st century.

    • @verward
      @verward 9 років тому +1

      ***** yeah but he killed himself, consider that harakiri.

    • @schlaumensch
      @schlaumensch 9 років тому +2

      he was
      ... unfortunately ^^

    • @nozaku1191
      @nozaku1191 9 років тому

      Oh ya he was especially with the Fascist party and Communism on his side idiot.

    • @verward
      @verward 9 років тому +1

      Auti alert

    • @muchadoaboutcaesar
      @muchadoaboutcaesar 9 років тому +2

      South AlabamaAisoft Communism wasn't on Hitler's side. In fact, most of the opposition to Nazism in the early years of the regime came from Communists.

  • @crackcoursehistory4566
    @crackcoursehistory4566 8 років тому +106

    Let's get history on this shit why don't we. In 1912 he did have his mustache that we all know and love. And in 1912 he was just no more than a failed painter. Until he tried to joined the army in 1913. Then he joined he German army. Where in battle after not being able to put his gas mask because of his mustache, instead of shaving it all off made it to the one we know and love.

    • @rootbeerking1139
      @rootbeerking1139 8 років тому +1

      Interesting

    • @matt82403
      @matt82403 7 років тому +21

      With the amount of inaccuracy's they made, it's almost a comedy

    • @ormbaggen
      @ormbaggen 7 років тому +12

      can we all appreciate the fact that the one that has been directing this is called "Sam Reich"?

    • @beaniebond-ryde4093
      @beaniebond-ryde4093 6 років тому +1

      Do we really love the moustache of a mass murderer who killed Jewish, disabled, black and anyone who hated him?

    • @thelonesalt1473
      @thelonesalt1473 6 років тому +4

      Beanie Bond-Ryde yes

  • @JuanPabloVivasR
    @JuanPabloVivasR 8 років тому +75

    I can't read it... because it's in German :D

  • @connorjackson9459
    @connorjackson9459 6 років тому +6

    Little known fact,when Hitler drew, the section he struggled the most was drawing faces but, he was awsome at drawing buildings.

  • @ryanh2934
    @ryanh2934 9 років тому +16

    I thought Elaine had left collegehumor! She was in such good series like precious plum and very Mary Kate, please let her do more videos so we can see something that is actually enjoyable to watch!

    • @mcdadais
      @mcdadais 9 років тому +1

      Lol I felt like I was the only one that thought Very Mary Kate was good. Nice to see another fan.

    • @gaymanlover
      @gaymanlover 9 років тому

      Precious Plum!

  • @Lunari_wolph
    @Lunari_wolph 9 років тому +3

    I haven't laughed out loud in a College humor video in while. Well done!

  • @MISSYEYALOVESU
    @MISSYEYALOVESU 7 років тому +9

    This is my favorite video of college humor

  • @shongrocks1622
    @shongrocks1622 7 років тому

    why am i here. collegehumor.. I discovered your channel in the senior year of highschool.. I am in my senior year of masters now.. still wasting my time here at 3 in the morning. Love you guys.

  • @zerobyter
    @zerobyter 8 років тому +54

    Ummm, anyone noticed the Chanukiah on the table?

  • @Jade-pq3fc
    @Jade-pq3fc 9 років тому +50

    I like this

    • @dropout
      @dropout 9 років тому +19

      Glad you like it Jade P !

    • @blackhornet111
      @blackhornet111 9 років тому +1

      ***** I like the fact that you liked the fact that this "like it" guy likes the video

  • @frybread002_3
    @frybread002_3 7 років тому +17

    No one's perfect.
    Not yet.

  • @scottwallace2942
    @scottwallace2942 7 років тому +11

    The womans face when she goes 'oh that's far away' had me crying for a solid 10 minutes with laughter

  • @maxi8380
    @maxi8380 8 років тому +43

    Anyone else heard the stuff related to WW2?

    • @Foxrich99
      @Foxrich99 8 років тому +10

      3) the colour of the eyes
      4) the diary

    • @roben2791
      @roben2791 8 років тому

      +Stolt Europé I got the diary but the color but the eye ???

    • @Foxrich99
      @Foxrich99 8 років тому

      ro ben blue eyes and blond hair = Arian race

    • @drunksanta1427
      @drunksanta1427 8 років тому

      +Stolt Europé and he believed that you could see if someone was jewish by the shapes in their eyes, like in the iris and stuff

    • @roben2791
      @roben2791 8 років тому

      +Stolt Europé so what ? many other ( races ) have blue eyes . this trait could be anywhere. even China 😊

  • @fudichhalt
    @fudichhalt 9 років тому +4

    Wow that's actually one of the first good videos from CH in a long long time.

  • @tristantristan5896
    @tristantristan5896 7 років тому +9

    "Hitler, start his own party perhaps I will" after so many watching a I finally got this joke

    • @hellospam879879
      @hellospam879879 5 років тому +1

      He didn't start it . I think he was member number seven or so. He was just a loser who glommed on to preexisting lunacy and made it his own.

  • @jantulinja8917
    @jantulinja8917 8 років тому +548

    back in 1975
    "donald trump is so cool"

    • @marcuspetrushko3762
      @marcuspetrushko3762 8 років тому +16

      Except he still is, so.......

    • @jantulinja8917
      @jantulinja8917 8 років тому

      Marcus Petrushko but now he's running for president

    • @king94689
      @king94689 8 років тому +14

      marcus you my sir disgust me

    • @mrhilov8
      @mrhilov8 8 років тому +4

      name 1 reason why Trump is bad.

    • @jantulinja8917
      @jantulinja8917 8 років тому +10

      Cheezpuffer the infamous wall, he wanted to date his daughter, stealing from local businesses

  • @Abcflc
    @Abcflc 9 років тому +9

    This is hilarious. Kudos CH!

  • @wut2502
    @wut2502 8 років тому +46

    yes, the fluffy cloud of a artillery shot.

    • @petesthename1588
      @petesthename1588 4 роки тому

      It was actually the last thing he wrote before he ‘died’
      Then the short ends

  • @1manorgy
    @1manorgy 4 роки тому +15

    Really should have considered lowering the volume before playing this on the balcony.

  • @josefbaldisimo5333
    @josefbaldisimo5333 7 років тому +4

    "i never think
    i could see
    a cloud,
    as fluffy as the sea"-Adolf Hitler if he was accepted in art

  • @marinerhawkfan
    @marinerhawkfan 9 років тому +5

    I knew a lady that was in a concentration camp. For anyone to suggest she didn't really go through the hell she went through, or, any of those other poor people didn't go though it just disgusts me. I can't believe there are still people that don't believe it even happened. I can't comprehend that. Having heard first hand just what people went through, I can't comprehend making any jokes about it either. The people still living, and, those who were tortured and killed, deserve our respect. I went to the Holocaust Museum in D.C. and was just blown away by things like the piles of shoes and piles of glasses and combs. That was just a fraction of the items, and, to think each pair of shoes represented a person is just sickening. Please give the victims the respect they all deserve! That's not too much to ask of anyone!!!

  • @GoldbossGames
    @GoldbossGames 7 років тому +7

    "I heard a horse once." "It's 1912."
    "That's far away."
    That's the best one there

  • @hoodieisthename7406
    @hoodieisthename7406 6 років тому

    This is the best thing I have seen on the Internet today and yet

  • @guicaldo7164
    @guicaldo7164 6 років тому

    This is so freakin' hilarious! I laughed my ass off! You've earned yourself a subscriber!

  • @Chloe-rq3hf
    @Chloe-rq3hf 8 років тому +4

    So many references. It's perfect.

  • @stolasish1184
    @stolasish1184 8 років тому +83

    I think this may be based in austria.

    • @stolasish1184
      @stolasish1184 8 років тому +4

      Mabye not.

    • @livingoctopus
      @livingoctopus 8 років тому +2

      he was born i austria but then moved at a young age i think

    • @Freyia935
      @Freyia935 7 років тому +1

      He was born in Linz, then moved to Vienna at age 18

    • @pluto6383
      @pluto6383 7 років тому +2

      He moved to Germany in his 20s because he hated Austria and would rather fight for the German army in WWI instead of Austria

  • @justmerc1642
    @justmerc1642 5 років тому

    Nearly a year of binge watching WWI and WWII history videos has helped me appreciate this subtle masterpiece

  • @camomileparfait
    @camomileparfait 6 років тому

    This is my new favourite video on the internet

  • @42Siren
    @42Siren 7 років тому +4

    This is the best collegehumor video. The poem recitation gives me goosebumps.

  • @V2ikeAits
    @V2ikeAits 9 років тому +11

    This could become the next Family Guy. Its full of jokes that most people don't understand or take offense to and that is what makes this even funnier. Just like Family Guy.

  • @mohamedsayed4526
    @mohamedsayed4526 7 років тому

    hahahahahahahhahahahahahah you guys really put alot of work in this video i am happy to like

  • @justanothermortal1373
    @justanothermortal1373 2 роки тому

    Came back to watch this again 3 years later. This sketch is still as golden as ever.

  • @rojothe2nd
    @rojothe2nd 9 років тому +9

    UA-cam should never have gotten rid of the two top comments system, it's turned the comment section to shit.

  • @sMAXtie
    @sMAXtie 9 років тому +78

    *Thumbs down*
    I'm German and I would be put in jail if I did a video like this.
    It's such tasteless comedy, which falls flat on humour. There are some rather funny lines like "Not yet", but all in all it's not very amusing and it's just using a bit of shock (due to the person, who is satirically portrayed) mixed up with the dumbest satire, I've ever seen.

    • @taliladd224
      @taliladd224 9 років тому +8

      I'm German too, nobody else cares that Germany is a feking nanny state that wont accept that most of the rest of the world has forgiven it for something that happened around 100 years ago. The very same event that caused Germany to now have the fourth biggest GDP in the world.

    • @apocalypseap
      @apocalypseap 9 років тому +8

      This video is hilarious. You're german, therefore your perception is biased.

    • @sMAXtie
      @sMAXtie 9 років тому +1

      To get things straight:
      I'm not biased against this kind of comedy/satire due to original sin (The Great Dictator is one of my favourite movies), but I really hate bad comedy/satire and this is a salient example of lacking both: originality and cleverness.

    • @craigk621
      @craigk621 9 років тому +4

      sMAXtie im English and I agree. In my opinion none of it was funny. Im not too fussed about the subject matter however "shocking". The parody of Downton Abbey with Addi as a guest has potential but the ideas are poor. The point of comedy is ti be funny and this im afraid wasnt.

    • @apocalypseap
      @apocalypseap 9 років тому

      sMAXtie It was plenty clever, you obviously didn't get it. Again, your perception is more likely to be colored because you're german.

  • @claudedebussy8057
    @claudedebussy8057 7 років тому

    First genuinely clever collagehumer vid ive seen

  • @pearlkhrystal
    @pearlkhrystal 7 років тому +1

    This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

  • @cosmonautcyka6562
    @cosmonautcyka6562 6 років тому +10

    "Let me show you how we dance in Germany!!!" then they all joined in. I died of laughter omg

  • @fluffy166
    @fluffy166 9 років тому +6

    Haven't laughed at anything college humour has made in a while but this was actually kind of charming even if some of the jokes were a bit obvious and heavy handed.

  • @jainck4
    @jainck4 6 років тому

    This is great. Thank you.

  • @lovehopefaith1987
    @lovehopefaith1987 4 роки тому

    This is the perfect type of clip to watch when you are working and want to take a quick break to unwind for a second :)

  • @Mr1234567890malik
    @Mr1234567890malik 9 років тому +4

    Everyone was marching with him lol

  • @lordkira9791
    @lordkira9791 7 років тому +7

    I lost it when hitler recited his "poem"

  • @SunlessPeriwinkle
    @SunlessPeriwinkle 5 років тому +1

    LMAO the humor in this is amazing

  • @athenathai4082
    @athenathai4082 6 років тому

    This is my favorite episode so far

  • @chubbycakes6446
    @chubbycakes6446 7 років тому +3

    "Nobody's perfect, not yet"
    "Tear through Europe"
    "The devil himself"
    The dance
    gosh wow dammit

  • @whothebeast666
    @whothebeast666 9 років тому +3

    "You have such beautiful eyes! I believe you can tell a lot about a person from the color of their eyes."
    haha

  • @bonmoins
    @bonmoins 6 років тому +1

    This video only makes the old Monty Python sketch of "The Ministery of Silly Walks" seem even more plausible and true...

  • @Ausrine336
    @Ausrine336 7 років тому

    You must make a serie out of this! It's hillaaaaaaaaaaarious!