Buy the game. You'll get: - sexy machines - stupid and good designs - hell reimagined to be modern - a thesis on why hell and heaven don't work, and what was the lord's plans - stupidly depressing lore - fighting with a Twink angel, a husband material king, and muscular boulder guy, all while covering you two in oil and bodily fluids - the last statement can be entirely justified within the lore - amazing movement and game mechanics - community making ULTRAKILL 2 and ULTRAKILL 3 already - it's sorta cheap, and when it finishes it'll get more expensive to buy now - it's good.
In my view, basketballs should be filled with heavy whipping cream. Over the course of the game, all the dribbling may eventually whip the cream into butter. This will surely make the basketball more difficult to dribble. However, the winning team will be awarded a delicious basketball filled with butter! Pretty neat!
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this guy definitely plays videogames. i think.
What was your first clue? I couldn’t notice anything
This is the first gameplay of ultrakill I've ever seen. I have zero clue what the fuck is going on
Buy the game. You'll get:
- sexy machines
- stupid and good designs
- hell reimagined to be modern
- a thesis on why hell and heaven don't work, and what was the lord's plans
- stupidly depressing lore
- fighting with a Twink angel, a husband material king, and muscular boulder guy, all while covering you two in oil and bodily fluids
- the last statement can be entirely justified within the lore
- amazing movement and game mechanics
- community making ULTRAKILL 2 and ULTRAKILL 3 already
- it's sorta cheap, and when it finishes it'll get more expensive to buy now
- it's good.
Even after P ranking the whole game still zero clue
See I’ve been playing this game for a bit now and i don’t get anything either ngl
@@Felasonic12 You convinced me bro, I'm buying it!
@@Felasonic12 the community is already making ultrakill 2 and 3??
"oh 11 hours? damn thats impressive, it took me da- why is the video only 17 minutes"
YOOOOO same but then I remember this is Megadeath game
bro thinks a speedrun of this kinda game will take 11 hours
my man, 2s off WR is just wild - W run
In my view, basketballs should be filled with heavy whipping cream. Over the course of the game, all the dribbling may eventually whip the cream into butter. This will surely make the basketball more difficult to dribble. However, the winning team will be awarded a delicious basketball filled with butter! Pretty neat!
I felt that pain during the end of 5-3
Mhm... :(
WR soon lmao 🔥🔥🔥
gg darkn
NICE! I hope you get WR soon, zen! ❤
damn hope you get it soon
Nicely played!
Niko oneshot pfp and is also cracked at Ultrakill...
This aint even a coincidence no more
11:21 fumbled so hard he lost the wr
my goat wasnt even locked innn🔥🔥🔥🔥
LITERALLY LOL
Cool Niko pfp 😎🤙
as an ultrakill speedrunner i can confirm that this is a speedrun
Eating to this rn
darkn doing it he is doing it
and yes why did u do the slower 7-1 out of bounds
@@Devilhunter__ it's what i'm consistent with, i can't get the wallbounce consistently enough to be confident doing it in full game
@ even with ww?
@@Devilhunter__ it'll only be a touch faster, not worth it
@ oh
Crackhead gameplay
you WILL get wr, you have the ability and time saves
nuh uh
imagine it was brutal and not harmless
that'd be crazy lmao
sorry for breathing the same air as you 😔
I love how nobody can beat kolta in full game wr, maybe soon someone will
What's kolta?
1:10 if you had done trigger skip(don't know the name of it) it might have been wr
i purposely stopped doing trigger skips because i was very inconsistent at them lol, also no i blame 4-2, 5-3, 5-4, 6-1, and 6-2
now do it again but do all the secret levels too
might as well just do ng100 atp lol
Its so dark and twisted
If you were taller would've gotten wr (congrats tho lil shortie)
:c (thank you)
@Zenkn :>
@@Asherless :>
seeing that vid and the next ones, if it's recorded in one day, that's godlike.
YUP, same day
when are you doing full 7-3😡
when i decide to bother learning it frfr
Why do you have 200 health constantly? Just curious
harmless
@ ohhhh makes sense
this guy wouldve got first if not for the 2-3 stray that broke
this is what i think will happen if v1 downloads a macro software. or something.
literally how allowed
cause it's allowed
Definitely not a speed runner
i'm not
tragic
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