@@AB-uj9etnah, only men can be evil men, sadly. Big Evil lobbied Big Government into allowing them tondiscriminate, so sadly all evil women are not operating legally as Big Evil has a monopoly on evil and has made any evil done without the illegal.
Ok, the clown invasion one was actually genius lmao. I feel like it accurately captures the “slow burn” realization that the second sentence is supposed to have, while also being so stupid it’s funny.
But a murder clown invasion with a SIGNLE boat...would be terrifying. Like imagine you think you gotta fight 3 murders clowns and then *the fucking geneva conventions comes out*
As I relaxed in the bath, all my worries melted away as I soaked with the bubbles. But it turns out my toaster was a Decepticon and belly flopped into the tub with, electrocuting me!
“Peace sells!” I cheerfully proclaimed as I pitched a for sale sign outside the United Nations headquarters, expecting all to be well. A thousand years later as I stand in the same spot in the radioactive waste of nuclear war, I realize I failed to consider who was buying.
I was always curious about how different snacks were manufactured and I liked the taste of Pepsi, so naturally I went on a factory tour. Safe to say after seeing them force Pepsiman to drink from an industrial drum full of water and pee into a vat, I will never drink Pepsi again
My wife works in a psych ward, but never alone. Sometimes she and her colleagues hear screams, but it's none of them! (Yes, she really does work there (dementia ward, to be exact) and I told her the hospital story. Her: "Show me one patient not screaming at night and I show you someone who doesn't belong there."
I was at an airBNB and saw a creepy painting across my bed in my bedroom of a man staring at me with a grin holding a sack of bodies and a bloody knife when I went to bed. This morning I woke up and in the light I saw it was actually a window.
@@thejonatan._I think it's a bit too creepy, like a guy staring at you is scary enough, adding the knife and sack of bodies is unnecessary and a bit distracting But still good, would read more
I unironically saw a story that had this as the premise, but with multiple paintings and they were less ominously described to make it seem more normal
The one with the ice cream where it was actually him that was melting not the ice cream is actually good. It's like a body horror sort of thing, like if it was animated or a comic it would have been really creepy, but since it's just text it can sound kinda funny to some. 5:24 is also good
After a long day of hard studying, I was glad to finally sit down with my game console and play Tokyo Extreme Racer. As the car started shouting slurs, I realized I had accidentally inserted the disc for Tokyo Extreme Racist!
I love how at the end of each of these videos, you find a two sentence post that isn't actually intentionally two-sentence-horror. Can't wait till the next video in a year's time!
It's fine, just that the concept is a bit overdone. I think, if you've seen enough stories, the boyfriend killing the ex was the obvious twist so it doesn't catch people off guard At least this one's spelled right, props to them
"Forgive me, father, for I have sinned," I confessed the priest. The priest answered with a crooked grin, "If not for the sake of repentance, would thy repeat said sin for myself?"
Since I'm bored, I'mma do my best to try and make these at least have some semblance of scary. If I can't, I'll add the reason: "The years of athletics paid off, and I leaned against a wall knowing the murderer wouldn't catch up with me. After all, he was still busy chewing on Alex." " 'It's not that hot outside' said to stay positive. All the way trying to pick my melted flesh from the ground." "The scary thing about being mauled by clowns is that you don't expect that many from such a tiny car. Nor them being cannibals". (I feel like anything related to clowns is hilarious by nature, I tried xd) " 'Anyone can become the president' said our teacher. 'But none are greater than our supreme leader' added the armed soldier by her side". "There's a joke about pineapples having an enzyme that 'eats you back' on the internet. Why did nobody mention how they bite?" (This one is just bad) "I don't like 7-11's drinks. The red one tastes like oxidized iron". "The police said 2 hours had passed since the victim was murdered. I chuckled; pretty sure I died 5 hours ago". "Never been a dog person, there was something off about them. I mean, my girlfriend's just said 'bless you' ". (This one is just silly) " Animal milk is considered a privilege after mammals went extinct. After all, it's expensive to synthesize it from blood". " No, whatever happened to my son is not related to his diet. Being a vegetarian can't turn you into a giant tapeworm; I think". (I feel like anything related to vegetarians is hilarious). "God talks to me every night at 11:00. Today, all I heard was silence". "I had to resign my night shift at the abortion clinic. I can deal with crying girls, but I draw the line at the laughing babies". " 'The animatronics get quirky at night' said my new boss in a joking manner. He wasn't joking". (*Clip of Freddy twerking*) " I taught my daughter to say 'strawberry' if she's uncomfortable around someone. When her teacher sat beside her, she screamed watermelon at me". " My coworkers joke that, if you mess up badly, you'll be tomorrow's soup. Jerry messed up badly yesterday, and today's soup tastes weird". "I don't like the milkman that comes to my house every week. Especially considering I live in the Alpes". "My mom said I'm not allowed to play with my imaginary friend anymore. Not after what he did to my sister". " 'this chicken tastes like almonds' I said to my wife. Then anaphylaxis said the rest". " I was so confused when my mom texted me to grab some groceries while I was out. Mostly because she's driving beside me, using both hands". " 'your costume looks so real!' Said my mom while I tried calling for help, and put a chocolate bar in my bloody hands". " One thing I always forget to tell my patients is that anesthesia does a single thing: Make you go limp". And that's as far as my Gen Z brain can continue doing a task 💀
A skeleton jumped out of my closet and said "It's me, your cousing Joe!". "But Joe, you're dead!" I responded, chill stuck in my voice like a spider caught in a web
The sub is apparently cracking down on intentionally bad meme stories, and while that does take some of the fun away, the number of obviously intentional spelling errors in this one made it clear it was necessary. The best bad two-sentence horror stories are the ones that actually try to be scary and faceplant horribly.
i got a truly horrifying ad once. it said “Waring (not lying it had a typo) your device has virus” and it made me laugh and think that someone from r/twosentencehorror made it
Thank you! I made them myself actually! There is a video about the whole process here on my channel if you haven’t seen it already! It was one of the most fun things I’ve ever made!
I just thought of a genuinely decent one; "Tenacity is among your finer qualities," my father said behind his mug. I clutched my hand, battered and bloodied from beating against the bars of my cage.
“Oh boy, I sure can’t wait to wake up alive and well tomorrow!” I said as I left to drink with the boys. I sneak in my own house It's four in the morning I've had too much to drink Said I was out with the boys I creep in my bedroom I slip into bed I know if I wake her, I'll wake up dead
I have one. As I walked through the forest, I picked up two red apples to bring home to my husband. My delight turned into horror as before my eyes the apples transformed into 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓶...
"Anyone can be president"
"Anyone? asked the evil man"
just sounds like your average politician to me.
(and women)
@@AB-uj9et as a Filipino, I can attest to that
@@AB-uj9etnah, only men can be evil men, sadly. Big Evil lobbied Big Government into allowing them tondiscriminate, so sadly all evil women are not operating legally as Big Evil has a monopoly on evil and has made any evil done without the illegal.
@@AB-uj9etbro…..you stupoid
Evil guy 🪱🪱🪱
The thing that makes these so funny is the fact that almost every single story has a typo.
And barely any punctuation is the cherry on top
fredy fazbare
@@TheTuxedoCreeper 👏👏👏👏✋️🗣‼️‼️🔥🔥
@@yourfavouritemess ❤💯
I mean, it indeed is 2 sentence 𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳 stories I guess.
Ok, the clown invasion one was actually genius lmao.
I feel like it accurately captures the “slow burn” realization that the second sentence is supposed to have, while also being so stupid it’s funny.
Yeh that one was funny ngl
That one genuinely made me chuckle out loud. It's so clever yet so dumb.
But a murder clown invasion with a SIGNLE boat...would be terrifying. Like imagine you think you gotta fight 3 murders clowns and then *the fucking geneva conventions comes out*
What time? I forgor
@@God_user0murder clown invasion time.
Boy I do love having a nose.
“Haha, got your nose.” Said the nose snatcher
“My penis looks nice and intact today,” I thought.
“Hello,” said the Penis Slicer Man
Dear god!
LOOK OUT HES GOT A NOSE!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOŌOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@William_appl3tonthe translate to English makes it 'so' but gives it even more "O"'s
"im murder wall" is going to be all i post in my groupchat for the next month lol
“Thank God I thought I was gonna have to listen to an Oasis song”, I said to the Murder Wall.
“Anyway… here’s Wonderwall” it replied.
“fredy fazbare” should not have made me laugh as hard as it did
feddy
5:24 no wait that ones actually pretty good
Yeah I actually kinda liked that one. It's clever.
A funnier ending would’ve been:
“Little did she know, my brother gave me this jacket when he grew out of it.” 💀
"It's only 5 night"
"It only 5 night. Fredy fazbare"
That scared me
...that's when I realised that Freddy Fazbore was in the room
As I relaxed in the bath, all my worries melted away as I soaked with the bubbles.
But it turns out my toaster was a Decepticon and belly flopped into the tub with, electrocuting me!
😱
The 4chan tale: RePOVed
I can't read this without thinking about "I shot the toaster."
@@alexandersean4708 If I had too I would be alive right now
2450% of the space under my fridge is unexplored.
There may be a 350 lbs grizzly bear under my fridge.
Bros fridge is not explored at all 😭🙏
It's me. I'm the 350 pound grizzly bear
I think I got one.
Lies are cheaper than bullets.
Unfortunately, they’re less effective when it comes to dealing with with werewolves.
what are... what are with werewolves?
When I lie my nose grow.
I have to fight warebeavers tomorrow.
Gaslight the werewolf into thinking he's just really hairy lmao
Especially during werewolf mating season
@@Adam-xf6sqi am abnormally short
I was beheaded by Lebrun James at 2:34 am near 81 and 214
4:00
"I'm the scary milks man, my scary milk is delicious. Special scary delivery today!" *Scary explosions*
Scary delivery today!
The sea will run white with his scary rage
“Open wide,” said the dentist. I opened my mouth and closed my eyes and he shoved a huge hose down my throat.
Sponsored by DeviantArt
Damn who let Pyro be dentist
When you said “huge” I was expecting him to shove something else. Unless “hose” is exactly that.
Yes
I would shove something else in the hole
"Oh boy a two sentence horror story video, surely they're not actually scary!" I thought to myself
Then came the story about the scary milks man
My phantom limb is acting up again.
I’m not an amputee
That one’s pretty good, actually.
*enter snake*
*WHEN YOU CANT EVEN SAY MY NAME*
I CAN PLAY THIS GAME SO I ASK AGAIN@@astrotrain6037
phantom tail
Warning!
Close the video if you are sensible because it is VERY SCARY! So much that I shat my pants.
You've been warned!
r u tatiana
@@_mirary_ uhh no?
When you wrote this, was it morning?
@@kishorikumari9014 bruh idk what do you want 😭
What were you doing on the night of January 18, 2014?
I stare at the giant pile of dirty clothes knowing I have nothing left. I shid my final pant.
They should really make those reusable
@@TheTuxedoCreeper I don’t think they’ll ever do that. Not enough money in reusable products
@@ripnretro3066 Yeah. Just like iPhones
Pon
“Peace sells!” I cheerfully proclaimed as I pitched a for sale sign outside the United Nations headquarters, expecting all to be well.
A thousand years later as I stand in the same spot in the radioactive waste of nuclear war, I realize I failed to consider who was buying.
Russia. Russia was buying.
Looking into the thousand year old skeletons of your irradiated enemies, the once peaceful one proclaimed:
Rust in Peace
@@The_Copper_Element_Itself
Cool.
@@The_Copper_Element_Itself Polaris, my old arch nemesis!
The world stood still as the large clock in New York City counted down to zero…
Little did we know what the countdown was to…
I was always curious about how different snacks were manufactured and I liked the taste of Pepsi, so naturally I went on a factory tour.
Safe to say after seeing them force Pepsiman to drink from an industrial drum full of water and pee into a vat, I will never drink Pepsi again
But I will 🤤
@@TheTuxedoCreeper (Holding up crucifix) *BACK! BACK I SAY! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!*
@@wieldylattice3015 Why so serious?
@@TheTuxedoCreeperJonkler reference 😭😭😭
I'm cooked
@@Stalker_Monkee
Why so queerious batman?
I'm the woker baby!
My wife works in a psych ward, but never alone. Sometimes she and her colleagues hear screams, but it's none of them!
(Yes, she really does work there (dementia ward, to be exact) and I told her the hospital story. Her: "Show me one patient not screaming at night and I show you someone who doesn't belong there."
I was at an airBNB and saw a creepy painting across my bed in my bedroom of a man staring at me with a grin holding a sack of bodies and a bloody knife when I went to bed.
This morning I woke up and in the light I saw it was actually a window.
Nahhhh that one's pretty good
@@thejonatan._I think it's a bit too creepy, like a guy staring at you is scary enough, adding the knife and sack of bodies is unnecessary and a bit distracting
But still good, would read more
I unironically saw a story that had this as the premise, but with multiple paintings and they were less ominously described to make it seem more normal
I wish I had a mysterious pineapple that made me fresh fried rice.
Don’t we all!
ur telling me a pineapple fried this rice?
@@creatorglitch used to be that pizza and shrimp fried rice, but wood fired pizza and shrimp quit
@@creatorglitchI hate you for no other reason other than you got to the joke first. 😢😢😢
@@creatorglitchyou’re telling me you rolled a die on that pineapple
The one with the ice cream where it was actually him that was melting not the ice cream is actually good. It's like a body horror sort of thing, like if it was animated or a comic it would have been really creepy, but since it's just text it can sound kinda funny to some.
5:24 is also good
7:09 is actually good just silly as hell
I think it would have been better in r/2sentencecomedy which I think is real but won't double check
@@Lucy-uu7bbI don’t know nothin about Reddit
"Yeah 2sentencehorror is unfortunately cracking down on bad stories."
Then r/2sentence2horror appeared.
Only the greatest sub
This guy is criminally underrated
"Man, im so glad i got this cat for my birthday!" I think as i go to bed.
Then i realized it wasnt a cat, it was a glorbatorbus
😱
Genuienly lots of laughter
Glorbatorbus💀
Megaloblotta longipennis
@@ambi_cc8464 I love those 😍
After a long day of hard studying, I was glad to finally sit down with my game console and play Tokyo Extreme Racer.
As the car started shouting slurs, I realized I had accidentally inserted the disc for Tokyo Extreme Racist!
I voice acted in that game. Every word was genuine.
@@TheTuxedoCreeper Glad to know I didn't support AI cheapskating with my purchase!
“I’m so exciteds for the new video” I exclaimed with excitement
“Me too” responded 2 unskipable ad man
I love how at the end of each of these videos, you find a two sentence post that isn't actually intentionally two-sentence-horror. Can't wait till the next video in a year's time!
The milksman one absolutely KILLED me
Babe, wake up, Samurai Tanner just posted.
*And it's meat worm time*
I just realized that all worms are meat worms.
In his grandmothers corpse resides 206 bones.
Then there were 207, then 206, 207, 206, 207, 206
Grandmother's dog's ghost is so naughty
the freddy fazbear one sent me into a coma omg
"An eye for an eye leaves the world blind."
That is the deepest quote I have ever heard.
1:04 3-1 // BELLY OF THE BEAST reference
🟦🟡🟦
@@CornCringle
⬜️ ⬜️
⬜️⬜️⬜️
⬜️🟦⬜️
⬜️⬜️⬜️
Miney pram
@@CornCringle
🟥🟥🟥
🟥🟡🟥
🟥⬛🟥
AHHHHH@@CornCringle
"I heard my door open so I hid my device."
" I realized I live alone. "
"I can't belive I made it away from that night clown still alive!" I said.
"Are you sure you're still alive? " said my dead brother
5:23 this one is actually kinda scary ngl
Goofy if it's read the wrong way though
It's fine, just that the concept is a bit overdone.
I think, if you've seen enough stories, the boyfriend killing the ex was the obvious twist so it doesn't catch people off guard
At least this one's spelled right, props to them
Please make this an annual series XD
AND THEN THE DOG CAME WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🐶
"Woah, that was a weird dream.."
"It wasn't, the sun is gone"
The clown one is absolutely hilarious
The terrible grammar terrible story combined to create peak humour
guys i made the best 2 sentence horror!!!1!1!1!
i always wanted a dog
but then the dog turned human with a knife 😱😱😱😱
oh dear... Please get help sir I can't think of anyone insane enough to write something so disturbing
"Forgive me, father, for I have sinned," I confessed the priest.
The priest answered with a crooked grin, "If not for the sake of repentance, would thy repeat said sin for myself?"
😏
At least the waiter is polite enough to be honest about the poison in the food.
Since I'm bored, I'mma do my best to try and make these at least have some semblance of scary. If I can't, I'll add the reason:
"The years of athletics paid off, and I leaned against a wall knowing the murderer wouldn't catch up with me. After all, he was still busy chewing on Alex."
" 'It's not that hot outside' said to stay positive. All the way trying to pick my melted flesh from the ground."
"The scary thing about being mauled by clowns is that you don't expect that many from such a tiny car. Nor them being cannibals". (I feel like anything related to clowns is hilarious by nature, I tried xd)
" 'Anyone can become the president' said our teacher. 'But none are greater than our supreme leader' added the armed soldier by her side".
"There's a joke about pineapples having an enzyme that 'eats you back' on the internet. Why did nobody mention how they bite?" (This one is just bad)
"I don't like 7-11's drinks. The red one tastes like oxidized iron".
"The police said 2 hours had passed since the victim was murdered. I chuckled; pretty sure I died 5 hours ago".
"Never been a dog person, there was something off about them. I mean, my girlfriend's just said 'bless you' ". (This one is just silly)
" Animal milk is considered a privilege after mammals went extinct. After all, it's expensive to synthesize it from blood".
" No, whatever happened to my son is not related to his diet. Being a vegetarian can't turn you into a giant tapeworm; I think". (I feel like anything related to vegetarians is hilarious).
"God talks to me every night at 11:00. Today, all I heard was silence".
"I had to resign my night shift at the abortion clinic. I can deal with crying girls, but I draw the line at the laughing babies".
" 'The animatronics get quirky at night' said my new boss in a joking manner. He wasn't joking". (*Clip of Freddy twerking*)
" I taught my daughter to say 'strawberry' if she's uncomfortable around someone. When her teacher sat beside her, she screamed watermelon at me".
" My coworkers joke that, if you mess up badly, you'll be tomorrow's soup. Jerry messed up badly yesterday, and today's soup tastes weird".
"I don't like the milkman that comes to my house every week. Especially considering I live in the Alpes".
"My mom said I'm not allowed to play with my imaginary friend anymore. Not after what he did to my sister".
" 'this chicken tastes like almonds' I said to my wife. Then anaphylaxis said the rest".
" I was so confused when my mom texted me to grab some groceries while I was out. Mostly because she's driving beside me, using both hands".
" 'your costume looks so real!' Said my mom while I tried calling for help, and put a chocolate bar in my bloody hands".
" One thing I always forget to tell my patients is that anesthesia does a single thing: Make you go limp".
And that's as far as my Gen Z brain can continue doing a task 💀
Some of these are genuinely funny as hell
These are actually better mostly, just the premise of most of them wasn’t that good in the first place
1:42 don’t panic! It’s a beautiful day! Why not come out and see the sun?
SCP 001 epic
Agreed, the suns so beautiful.
i love how i immediately recognized this as scp-001
I just realized there’s a loophole with this: have 2 run on sentences and have a well crafted horror story
4:08 WHO KNOWS NOT ME WE NEVER LOOST CONTROOL
You're face, to face, with The Man Who Sold The World
Just realized I’ve been to that exact restaurant at 4:15
2:52 not the fucking Alaskan Bull Worm 😭😭😭😭
A blond boy once heard a dog say
"E... Edward..."
A skeleton jumped out of my closet and said "It's me, your cousing Joe!".
"But Joe, you're dead!" I responded, chill stuck in my voice like a spider caught in a web
"Im looking for a clown for my kid's birthday party, whatd you say your name was again?"
"John"
5:32
That ones actually kinda good ngl
heres one for ya
"The first ever experiment that will create a false vacuum has just started."
"I hear-"
4:54 so good
You're underrated dude. Keep going.
Thank you!!
1:42. Ah, When Day Breaks
3:03 TAPEWORM?LIKE WILL WOOD AND THE TAPEWORMS????? YOURE TRYING TO REPLACE YOURSELF YOURE TRYING TO REPLACE YOURSELF YOURE TRYING TO REPLACE YOURSELF
THIS IS NOT ENOUGH THIS IS NOT ENOUGH TO PROVE IT YET NO I NEED TO HIT THE BOTTOM
HOW DID I FIND WILLWORDO FNAFZ IN A CSKAARY TPOT SENTENCEZ VIDOE-
WILL WOOD REFERENCE SPOTTED IN THE WILD
WILL WOOD🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯💯
The goated series is back!!!
the clown invasion was unironically funny
Hardy har har harrr (Im laughing because it is funny)
Except I've noticed a strange contraption on my head with the tag "Government Mind Control Device"
Hardy har har harrr (Im fredy fazbare)
"I don't think this day can get any worse", I said quietly.
It was October 3rd, 2024.
5:44 an eye for an eye will leave the world blind but will also leave a one eyed man and he will be king.
this is peak content
3:28 this one got me dying for like 5 minutes
Real
6:24 is this homer simpson?
no. this is a stolen idea.
“I love my new bunk bed “ I said.
“Nuh uh” said the bunk bed shaker
"I'm gonna get a minor snack."
He said to the daycare workers.
The sub is apparently cracking down on intentionally bad meme stories, and while that does take some of the fun away, the number of obviously intentional spelling errors in this one made it clear it was necessary. The best bad two-sentence horror stories are the ones that actually try to be scary and faceplant horribly.
God I love this series.
These are all just funny as hell
EVIL MAN 2024!!!
i got a truly horrifying ad once. it said “Waring (not lying it had a typo) your device has virus” and it made me laugh and think that someone from r/twosentencehorror made it
This year horror has a new name. It’s called “me”. 😈😈👹👺
I have no doubt the "Try not to get scared. Scariest Stories" trend originates from exactly this stuff. Same brainrot energy
It 100% does 😂😂
i love your fang and spear figure in the background
Thank you! I made them myself actually! There is a video about the whole process here on my channel if you haven’t seen it already! It was one of the most fun things I’ve ever made!
@@samuraitanner dang that’s sick man you did a really good job
Great spooktober video! Love those :)
I just thought of a genuinely decent one;
"Tenacity is among your finer qualities," my father said behind his mug. I clutched my hand, battered and bloodied from beating against the bars of my cage.
5:08 the shins reference
“I was chilling with the bros.
They told me to watch Blue Lock season 2.”
6:05 swee-eet home alabamA
Here’s a actually good one
I can hear 1 year into the future!
Today the noise stopped…
I found some odd looking tracks outside the other day. They looked kinda like bird tracks, only way bigger and with only 2 toe prints.
im giggling from these these are hillarious
“Oh boy, I sure can’t wait to wake up alive and well tomorrow!” I said as I left to drink with the boys.
I sneak in my own house
It's four in the morning
I've had too much to drink
Said I was out with the boys
I creep in my bedroom
I slip into bed
I know if I wake her, I'll wake up dead
This is just real life
@@TheTuxedoCreeper No this is Megadeth!
Listen to Peace Sells btw
I like your voice
its ...calming
also you should check your walls, I dropped some chicken there by accident
6:46 Lets justr say…
What makes these funny is that a lot of them are run on sentences, more than two sentences, or just don’t have punctuation lmao
i went to the comments section, about to post my funny comment i thought of.
little did i know, someone already said what i was gonna say.
The clown one is amazing. All of them with clowns are actually
I have one.
As I walked through the forest, I picked up two red apples to bring home to my husband.
My delight turned into horror as before my eyes the apples transformed into 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓶...
I would have transformed them into bees (like Applebee's) but was pretty funny
The pineapple was trying to put itself on pizza, truly horrifying.
Damn I’m gonna have to head to 711 real quick
That clown one was kinda good ngl
My wife has beautiful eyes.
That's why I keep them in a jar on my desk.
6:27 not a bad story at all,it’s a Simpsons reference and a brilliant one at that