If Valve were 100% honest with us...

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  • @Will-fq8wb
    @Will-fq8wb 7 років тому +683

    If Gaben was president, there would be no World War 3... but there'd be World War 2: Episode 2

  • @fr0sty284
    @fr0sty284 9 років тому +2651

    Unrealistic. Gaben cannot utter the word three

    • @HarrisonMartinson
      @HarrisonMartinson 9 років тому +8

      He has

    • @deletedchannel1264
      @deletedchannel1264 9 років тому +39

      +Harrison Martinson Blasphemy

    • @alecmueller3299
      @alecmueller3299 9 років тому +23

      +Wills Hacker Corner BURN THE HERITIC! That word is forbidden by our lord and savior Gaben.

    • @szepi79
      @szepi79 9 років тому +2

      +Alberto The Phantom Shitter yes, because the word 'three' has a great resemblance with 'free'.

    • @1Insurgency1
      @1Insurgency1 9 років тому +3

      +Alec Mueller heretic*

  • @maxderman447
    @maxderman447 10 років тому +97

    I really wished at E3 this year Gabe Newell could just go up on the stage, take a really long dramatic pause, then hold a 3 up in the air and walk off the stage like a badass without saying anything

  • @Fesiug
    @Fesiug 8 років тому +2412

    We used to make games.
    Now we make money.

    • @Norwheon
      @Norwheon 8 років тому +6

      So true hahah

    • @Vanessa80808
      @Vanessa80808 8 років тому

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUuuuuuu!!

    • @Axyo0
      @Axyo0 8 років тому +18

      Yes thats what he said in the video

    • @Norwheon
      @Norwheon 8 років тому +7

      Axyo Lol I missed that part then.

    • @Axyo0
      @Axyo0 8 років тому +20

      Boran Ucdere Im not blaming you, I just dont get how someone gets 100 likes by quoting something that is in the video...

  • @bbm1710
    @bbm1710 9 років тому +625

    We all know Valve can't count to three.

    • @affordabletech9186
      @affordabletech9186 9 років тому +10

      +Mlg Aleks Gaben never went to school thats why

    • @49mozzer
      @49mozzer 9 років тому +3

      +Affordable IF home learning means that one day you'll own a multi billion dollar corporation then who the fuck needs schools?

    • @kylethetub5007
      @kylethetub5007 9 років тому +2

      I just don't know why they let Half Life fans down like that. Oh yeah because they want MONEY it's all greed these days. Valve is being unfair to the Half Life fans.

    • @oblue0033
      @oblue0033 9 років тому +9

      lets count 1 2 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

    • @The8800GTX
      @The8800GTX 9 років тому

      +Oblue Gaming
      More like 1, 2, 2.1, 2.2...
      lim half-life -> 3

  • @LetsTimeToHide
    @LetsTimeToHide 10 років тому +2643

    Half-Life: 1998
    Half Life 2: 2004
    Half-Life 3: 3????
    Mystery solved

    • @GBXS
      @GBXS 10 років тому +168

      Oh now I get it.

    • @Tuxy79
      @Tuxy79 10 років тому +27

      The end.

    • @jakefurey4481
      @jakefurey4481 10 років тому +195

      John Ralph Half-Life 3 3010

    • @WalkthroughHorde
      @WalkthroughHorde 10 років тому +6

      Jake Furey
      Yes, I was going to say that.

    • @alyosha119
      @alyosha119 10 років тому +12

      Jake Furey OH GOD NO PLZ NO

  • @RE4man101
    @RE4man101 10 років тому +155

    I think Valve should combine Portal 3, Half-Life 3, and Left 4 Dead 3 all into one game and call it... "3".

    • @Mintteacup_
      @Mintteacup_ 10 років тому +31

      I love this idea :3

    • @fudgesundae1682
      @fudgesundae1682 10 років тому +12

      Why didn't you include dota 3 and tf3? In the list

    • @roxascollins1416
      @roxascollins1416 10 років тому +21

      John Smith Just no. Team Fortress 2 has more years to live.
      Dota 3? Meh I dont play Dota.

    • @RE4man101
      @RE4man101 10 років тому +8

      John Smith Does anyone really care about DOTA 3? And I still play TF2.

    • @ZURATAMA
      @ZURATAMA 10 років тому

      That would be equivalent of mixing Ramen, Cake, Chili Sauce just because they are individually awesome and will guarantee good mixing results for that reason. XD

  • @RiverdudeCovers
    @RiverdudeCovers 6 років тому +66

    5 years later and this is still accurate

    • @mjbentley100
      @mjbentley100 4 роки тому +1

      oooooooo

    • @diridibindy5704
      @diridibindy5704 4 роки тому +5

      6 years later and this is no longer accurate.

    • @qqwerty659
      @qqwerty659 4 роки тому

      @@mjbentley100 ii5546555466654646666668 ii64oio6656ii5i56ii56555uk6666554y646565iu656y56i466

    • @joshcrackedboooi2392
      @joshcrackedboooi2392 2 роки тому +1

      2 years later there is finally a new game

  • @OperationTurnip
    @OperationTurnip 10 років тому +46

    *THIS. IS AN ACCURATE. CHERT.*

  • @streetshark1516
    @streetshark1516 9 років тому +352

    This video is pretty appropriate right now. I bet those fanboys who disliked this vid, are feeling stupid right now.

    • @Anonymous1337lulz
      @Anonymous1337lulz 9 років тому +39

      Streetshark fucking hate fanboyism, it ruins gaming.

    • @joshuawillis602
      @joshuawillis602 9 років тому +11

      Not supporting valve but don't be hypocrites guys I'm 100% positive that you guys are fanboys of something too.

    • @videogamerenaissance5380
      @videogamerenaissance5380 9 років тому +6

      Streetshark Valve used to be pretty user friendly, but the paid mods debacle was the last nail in the coffin that was trust in Valve.
      GOG Galaxy is coming brothers!

    • @aSmartDuck
      @aSmartDuck 9 років тому +9

      Video Game Renaissance They took down paid mods. Does that remove the nail?

    • @dewdew80
      @dewdew80 9 років тому

      Streetshark This video still doesn't explain why they can't make HL3. It implies that they couldn't somehow maintain Steam and develop HL3 at the same time. Why? Because they don't have enough people? As the video shows, they're obviously making shittons of money. If they developed HL3 it WOULD make money. So long as profit is involved, why not? It's what a sizable amount of people are asking for. Personally I've lost my excitement for the game, but I would still buy it if it came out and didn't look like shit.

  • @Kyubeyisbestboy
    @Kyubeyisbestboy 10 років тому +350

    What if Bethesda was 100% honest with us? (Fallout 4)

    • @ElektrikPichuZ
      @ElektrikPichuZ 10 років тому

      I think Obsidian made Fallout.
      And I think I know you, you're from PonyLiving or something, right ?
      I had you in my friendlist on Steam.

    • @Kyubeyisbestboy
      @Kyubeyisbestboy 10 років тому

      ★ Cuddlepuff ★ I don't steam.

    • @ElektrikPichuZ
      @ElektrikPichuZ 10 років тому

      Littlepip But your profile pic :o

    • @Kyubeyisbestboy
      @Kyubeyisbestboy 10 років тому

      ★ Cuddlepuff ★ What? What's the guy's profile pic? Take a picture of it.

    • @ElektrikPichuZ
      @ElektrikPichuZ 10 років тому +1

      Littlepip I don't have time to take the screenshot, BUT
      steamcommunity.com/id/Rainbowdash1004

  • @claudiac.r.3693
    @claudiac.r.3693 8 років тому +578

    guys, im sorry, but
    look at the facts,
    half life came out in the 1000's
    half life 2 came out in the 2000's
    i guess we'll have to wait until the 3000's, sorry guys

  • @Swashification
    @Swashification 11 років тому +27

    You know HL3 is somewhere in the bowels of Valve's HQ, the development of Source 2 is a dead indication.

    • @Mandragara
      @Mandragara 11 років тому +12

      Half life 3 will be the launch title for Source 2 and Valve VR.

    • @thefoggydewy
      @thefoggydewy 11 років тому +21

      ***** No, Ricochet 2.

    • @raveelemental4928
      @raveelemental4928 10 років тому

      Dewy Healy Maybe,*sniff*maybe.
      Btw what was that 3rd game other than Dota2 and CS:GO

  • @enimaru7885
    @enimaru7885 10 років тому +268

    valve cannot count to 3

    • @joshuawillis602
      @joshuawillis602 10 років тому +11

      They don't need too

    • @joshuawillis602
      @joshuawillis602 10 років тому +4

      To*

    • @karimdib4436
      @karimdib4436 10 років тому +4

      cs, cs source, cs go

    • @Meddes01
      @Meddes01 9 років тому

      Colorao Dib
      Counter strike have more series

    • @karimdib4436
      @karimdib4436 9 років тому +1

      Medvee Single Team i was just saying that VALVE (not steam) can count to 3.

  • @Dobonhonkero
    @Dobonhonkero 10 років тому +18

    Well, this seemed pretty accurate.

  • @simmu1146
    @simmu1146 5 років тому +181

    Hey im from the future...and there is going be another half life

    • @ZeShaMANN
      @ZeShaMANN 4 роки тому +29

      Hey i'm from the future... and Half-Life: Alyx is amazing

    • @Foxtrot6429
      @Foxtrot6429 4 роки тому +4

      You were right

    • @simmu1146
      @simmu1146 4 роки тому +3

      @@Foxtrot6429 yes I never lie...btw what year is it in your world

    • @simmu1146
      @simmu1146 4 роки тому +2

      Oh no your living in the worst year of 21century...I hope you survive that year

    • @reealspooki
      @reealspooki 4 роки тому

      Perhaps he really is a time traveller.

  • @AtaraxiaArg
    @AtaraxiaArg 9 років тому +239

    This is really relevant right now :(

    • @austinhart7830
      @austinhart7830 9 років тому

      Yeah so true

    • @riftus87
      @riftus87 9 років тому +14

      Blue Phoenix At least it is not like the fucking EA.

    • @austinhart7830
      @austinhart7830 9 років тому

      Yeah I gue

    • @csmith92064
      @csmith92064 9 років тому

      ***** They're working on Half-life 3 but they don't wanna spread it around like a hooker on Mardi Gras and give everyone gonnarea, get it?

    • @thecobe-lee9674
      @thecobe-lee9674 9 років тому +3

      Colin, I've dug through every inch of leaks for anything revolving half-life. And I'm a MASSIVE half-life fan. I mean, I've beaten hl2 like 23 times. Listen to the GameSlice podcast and Gabe pretty much says no they're not making games. Plus I'd say, better to be expecting nothing and get something than to expel everything and get something.

  • @Skulkesyk
    @Skulkesyk 8 років тому +1920

    this is so fake... Gabe is atleast 150 kg's bigger

    • @bladetheslayer2892
      @bladetheslayer2892 8 років тому +18

      +The Royal Frog what the gabe

    • @Andrew-Lenart
      @Andrew-Lenart 8 років тому +5

      +The Royal Frog yes, we need dem good drops

    • @anohitori9377
      @anohitori9377 8 років тому +1

      yeah not Gabe

    • @slowmetabolism6544
      @slowmetabolism6544 8 років тому +2

      you do know people don't wanna be that fat,right?

    • @FunPlayLP
      @FunPlayLP 8 років тому +2

      that's why it's called "IF valve were honest" ofc it is a fake but in kinda shows the way it is really

  • @ZiemniakEnterprise
    @ZiemniakEnterprise 10 років тому +54

    I hope you all understand that Valve is working on Source Engine 2 and they will not release HL3 on the old engine, because they want HL3 to be as good as possible.

    • @DEADjo10
      @DEADjo10 10 років тому +13

      Left 4 dead 3 and HL3 soon on Source 2

    • @ZiemniakEnterprise
      @ZiemniakEnterprise 10 років тому +13

      I would like to see Portal 3 though. I know it'll never happen, but I just would like it to happen.

    • @OldSchoolDudeGaming
      @OldSchoolDudeGaming 10 років тому +11

      Matthew Nameful If HL3 happens, P3 will happen.

    • @daddyspartanvr
      @daddyspartanvr 10 років тому +3

      Matthew Nameful I think Portal and Half-Life are going to run into each other so to speak in the next half life when it comes out. A lot of things point to it.

    • @DEADjo10
      @DEADjo10 10 років тому +1

      itisimpossibleto tf3 is not going to happen in at least 5 years

  • @iideejay30
    @iideejay30 8 років тому +843

    the voice actor of gordon is dead, that's why they're not making hf 3

    • @leredspy6815
      @leredspy6815 8 років тому +164

      That's the best joke I heard all day

    • @hampolice4679
      @hampolice4679 8 років тому +6

      omfg xd

    • @blakereynoldsonov6867
      @blakereynoldsonov6867 8 років тому +39

      Ha! Got a serious laugh outta this one.
      I mean, Valve would certainly have to be careful. However, I'm sure the quality of Gordon's hyperventilation during teleportation would be stout after almost ten years..(should that be a factor of this hypothetical game) ;)

    • @budthecyborg4575
      @budthecyborg4575 8 років тому +11

      What have you done!
      You just killed everyone who ever played Half Life!

    • @NovaFrederick
      @NovaFrederick 8 років тому +22

      Same why there is no portal 3, cell and gordon have the same voice actor

  • @samdiego1965
    @samdiego1965 8 років тому +542

    I think it's safe to say that half life 3 has gone the way of duke nukem forever. If it ever does come out, everyone will have moved on and stopped caring

    • @dickhandshake8542
      @dickhandshake8542 8 років тому +25

      I still have my hopes up, even if it comes out in 10 years

    • @Narutofan825
      @Narutofan825 8 років тому +4

      maybe you wont be even alive till then

    • @thatguy4084
      @thatguy4084 8 років тому +5

      he only doesn't make 3s out of spite, he made windows 1, 2, and 2.5

    • @jeffv20
      @jeffv20 8 років тому +8

      thats not really what is happening i dont think
      Duke Nukem forever is a game toat was about 80% complete by 3d realms... then the company went under... someone else bought the title for DNF and scrapped the 80% completed product... then they tried to make it themselves and then THEY went over... i hear that the DNF title has switched hands like 2 or 3 times before Gearbox finally picked it up... and personally, i still enjoyed it

    • @LeFrakaTV
      @LeFrakaTV 8 років тому +2

      Already stopped caring five years ago.

  • @annietrinity1833
    @annietrinity1833 9 років тому +273

    It's ok, Valve. You don't have to make Portal 3. I have a life now. I have a boyfriend.... I'm happy... Seriously.
    I'm so alone.

    • @annietrinity1833
      @annietrinity1833 9 років тому +21

      In all seriousness though, Portal 3 might actually be a bad idea. I represent a rich community of unstable teenage fangirls for which any mistep in the direction of the plot might lead to a mass suicide. It's stupid, WE'RE stupid, but our blood would still be on your hands, Gabe. Do you want that?

    • @calebpagan2226
      @calebpagan2226 9 років тому

      Annie Trinity :(

    • @GreedAndSelfishness
      @GreedAndSelfishness 8 років тому +9

      +Annie Trinity Fuck that.If any third game should come out first its fucking Half-life 3.No team fortress 3,no portal 3 and no left 4 dead 3 before HALF-LIFE 3!!!

    • @annietrinity1833
      @annietrinity1833 8 років тому +4

      GreedAndSelfishness I agree. After finally playing HL2 after leaving my original comment, we need a sequel to that way more than we need a sequel to Portal. Who ends a franchise on a cliffhanger? That's just cruel!
      Also, if we're assuming Portal 3 would continue Chell's story line, anything that happens in HL3 would be spoiled in Portal 3, because Portal 3 would take place after the events of Half Life. In fact, as much as I love Portal 2, it kind of shouldn't have been made, a misstep in priorities in my opinion. Unless maybe the two plots converge in the next installment and they therefore had to bring the events of Portal up to speed with the rest of the universe before they could proceed. Otherwise, finish the story you're telling before you start a new one, damnit!

    • @GreedAndSelfishness
      @GreedAndSelfishness 8 років тому +1

      Annie Trinity Its the biggest fucking cliffhanger.

  • @TrevorLentz
    @TrevorLentz 11 років тому +26

    I just hope Valve makes some serious headway with gaming with linux... Ultimate dream in 10 years to play whatever games on a linux build.

    • @Hallelujahmkay
      @Hallelujahmkay 11 років тому +4

      Steam OS

    • @TrevorLentz
      @TrevorLentz 11 років тому

      Hallelujahmkay It's not out yet though. So I can't praise its greatness. :P

    • @TheDalisama
      @TheDalisama 11 років тому

      Trevuar L Beta access:
      store.steampowered.com/steamos/download

    • @Juzimaster
      @Juzimaster Рік тому

      This comment aged really well. Steam deck got released.

  • @MATT-526
    @MATT-526 11 місяців тому +5

    The fact that this came out 10 FUCKING YEARS AGO and the status quo is still the same

  • @MattyMatthew-m4o
    @MattyMatthew-m4o 10 років тому +85

    If Valve was only thinking about money, they wouldn't give out 4 million dollars to contributors of the steam workshop who did that stuff for free.

    • @davestrider1577
      @davestrider1577 10 років тому +12

      Exactly!

    • @edwardjohnston6286
      @edwardjohnston6286 10 років тому +6

      they didn't just give it out. people bought things in workshop. they did it to keep the workshop community working to keep making them money.

    • @MattyMatthew-m4o
      @MattyMatthew-m4o 10 років тому +30

      Edward Johnston
      4
      million
      dollars
      each month.
      Think twice.

    • @CragBlade
      @CragBlade 10 років тому +11

      Its much easier to pay random people who make content for you and make yourself look better than it is to just hire them full time with salaries and other benefits that you have to deal with. "Oh the community will think I'm a good hearted company because I give out money to random fans and I don't have to actually employ them? Okay cool." Hell, they would probably get sued if they didn't pay for the models they put into the game.

    • @MattyMatthew-m4o
      @MattyMatthew-m4o 10 років тому +17

      CragBlade
      Or you can try hard to find something about a fantastic game company that everyone loves to bitch about because you got abused in your childhood and you have no friends.

  • @FrancohGZ
    @FrancohGZ 11 років тому +32

    Everything makes sense now...

  • @CpuAreStupid
    @CpuAreStupid 10 років тому +34

    Valve, we used to make games, now we make money, best catch phrase ever XD

  • @vengadorperomassabio338
    @vengadorperomassabio338 9 років тому +119

    Left 4 dead 3
    Portal 3
    Team fortress 3
    dota 3
    half life 3
    counter strike 3
    they don't like third games in franchise. I mostly want left 4 dead 3 for consoles.

    • @nappyhead2666
      @nappyhead2666 9 років тому +22

      Counter Strike 3? What are you on about...there are four CS games.

    • @vengadorperomassabio338
      @vengadorperomassabio338 9 років тому

      oops. I was 99% there was only 2.

    • @Bojangles4th
      @Bojangles4th 9 років тому +2

      +MAGIK BANANA I want L4D3 to be released with workshop support from the get-go, because the workshop for source games is amazing.

    • @stickymaggot
      @stickymaggot 9 років тому

      +Park Avenue its only extensions of the first counter strike, counter strike is the original game, cscz is an extension, css is a source version of the original and csgo is a money maker version of the original, so its not counter strike 3 but counter strike 2

    • @ottokoit
      @ottokoit 8 років тому

      I saw left 4 dead 3 in my dreams

  • @jonhg92
    @jonhg92 11 років тому +26

    Valve. We used to make games. Now we make money.
    Powerful slogan haha

  • @thesaltyspittoon6867
    @thesaltyspittoon6867 9 років тому +235

    Basically ive worked it out:
    Half life 1: (1)198
    Half life 2: (2)004
    98 - 04 = 92
    Half life 3: (3)092
    Half life 3 comes out in the year 3092 AD

    • @timrinsma4046
      @timrinsma4046 9 років тому +1

      PhD in Internet Retardation We only have a half life man! By that year, the other half of that life will be gone and we'll be dead!

    • @nicolarb_
      @nicolarb_ 9 років тому +5

      The Salty Spittoon 1198 ?

    • @TheVeryRareGmanID
      @TheVeryRareGmanID 9 років тому +1

      The Salty Spittoon Comes out in 2024 along with "Doug Huggem"

    • @johnnyj4376
      @johnnyj4376 9 років тому +1

      The Salty Spittoon So Half Life one came out during the Dark Ages? XD

    • @minefilms1122
      @minefilms1122 9 років тому +5

      The Salty Spittoon >98 - 04 = 92
      >half life 1 came out in 1198
      how to numbers

  • @gabboman92
    @gabboman92 11 років тому +61

    HEY STEAM WORKS BETTER THAN ORIGIN

  • @pchtommy1268
    @pchtommy1268 3 роки тому +12

    well this aged well

    • @krle7970
      @krle7970 8 місяців тому

      Well
      Well

  • @MoronicAcid1
    @MoronicAcid1 11 років тому +11

    Says "Rich as balls!" at 0:36, just in-case you wanted to know.

    • @AqilMohammad
      @AqilMohammad 11 років тому

      Thanks to that vid speed reducer hahahah

  • @minefilms1122
    @minefilms1122 9 років тому +628

    guys
    there are only 2 halves to a life
    half life 3 will never come out
    guys
    at the end, glados told chel(l?) to gtfo
    portal 3 will never come out
    guys
    THERES LITERALLY NO REASON TO RELEASE A SEQUEL TO A NEVER ENDING MULTIPLAYER GAME
    team fortress 3 will never come out
    gimme more valve franchises with a sequel and i'll tell you why the 3rd one will never come out

    • @Blackopsgod0001
      @Blackopsgod0001 9 років тому +10

      Aaron Gosselin Dota?
      Day of Defeat?
      Poker Night?

    • @minefilms1122
      @minefilms1122 9 років тому +36

      So Many Poops uh
      i dont know what those games are about
      i guess im a skrub then :c

    • @Blackopsgod0001
      @Blackopsgod0001 9 років тому +40

      Aaron Gosselin -Dota is a crappy moba
      -Day of Defeat is kinda like Counter Strike set in a WW2 theme
      -Poker Night is kinda self-explanitory.

    • @user-gb6jv3ju2l
      @user-gb6jv3ju2l 9 років тому +10

      +So Many Poops dota is a great game

    • @Blackopsgod0001
      @Blackopsgod0001 9 років тому +33

      green pegasus It's pretty lame.

  • @TeCHnORiOT
    @TeCHnORiOT 10 років тому +213

    They'll make Episode3/Half-Life 3 eventually, I mean you can just stop a series at a cilffhanger and discontinue it.

    • @shoopoop21
      @shoopoop21 10 років тому +76

      actually they can and it happens all the time

    • @GuiltyMiner0343
      @GuiltyMiner0343 10 років тому +91

      The problem is there is so much hype for it that no matter how good it is people will be disappointed.

    • @HatsuneTku
      @HatsuneTku 10 років тому +1

      valve simply didnt go to preschool there for it cant count to 3 but it did go to the best video game school on earth

    • @TheMapleBean
      @TheMapleBean 10 років тому +4

      True very true because Gabe Newell is about to die so some one is going to lead valve to grateness.

    • @Sidhe_Gothic
      @Sidhe_Gothic 10 років тому

      Actually have you Heard of "The Kane: Chronicles"? It was a PS2 game that left a major cliffhanger and to this day the company refuses to make a last game.

  • @Edbrad
    @Edbrad 8 років тому +16

    I googled Gabe to make sure I wasn't looking at Gabe

  • @BadhamKnibbs
    @BadhamKnibbs 9 років тому +29

    Paid mods, never been so accurate.

  • @larryking500
    @larryking500 11 років тому +16

    I think valve will make a huge fortune with half life 3 with so many people waiting for it

    • @ted_b
      @ted_b 10 років тому +2

      They'll never make one. No matter what they do, the hype will be so great that a large percentage of customers will be disappointed.

    • @sans-befriended-your-mom
      @sans-befriended-your-mom Рік тому

      @@ted_b so what did you think of half life alyx?

  • @UltraPrimeHunter
    @UltraPrimeHunter 11 років тому +21

    no mention of hats?

  • @Brao69
    @Brao69 9 років тому +147

    What if we ( Half-Life fans ) would come all together and make Half-Life 3! A game sequel made by Half-Life players For Half-Life players. It would be an epic dream! :)

    • @yehoshuas.6917
      @yehoshuas.6917 9 років тому +1

      +Anej L commended plz do
      up this comment whoever wants HL3

    • @stickymaggot
      @stickymaggot 9 років тому +5

      +Anej L okie dokie ill call the team *phone crowbar collective and tripmine studio*

    • @addy_rx
      @addy_rx 8 років тому +24

      +Anej L
      answer: y'all get you asses sued off

    • @dobhd8320
      @dobhd8320 8 років тому +6

      +Anej L It would unfortunatley never be as good as something Valve could make

    • @GROENAASMusic
      @GROENAASMusic 8 років тому +1

      +Anej L Actually that'd be so cool! :D As long as we had Valve's permission though.

  • @Drokash
    @Drokash 9 років тому +28

    We trusted you, Gaben. We trusted you... ;_;

  • @alexwithd
    @alexwithd 11 років тому +36

    That's not GABE NEWELL, THAT*S A SPY

  • @MeHighLow_
    @MeHighLow_ 11 років тому +45

    Spycheck him,Gabe doesn't look like that!

  • @dokee2770
    @dokee2770 4 роки тому +6

    Gaben: DONT WANT TO MAKE VIDEO GAMES ANYMORE
    half life alyx:*laughs*

  • @DontKnowHowToTypeIn2
    @DontKnowHowToTypeIn2 10 років тому +37

    i dont have a single problem with valve as a company.
    oh no, they dont make games anymore!
    steam is a great program that has no competition.
    free games, no ads, mod support/tools, community content, ingame internet browser, MASSIVE sales, integrated voice chat, unlimited downloads, multitasking...
    i'm fine with that.

    • @Jacksaur_
      @Jacksaur_ 10 років тому +6

      Finally a voice of reason.

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy 10 років тому

      True, but it all runs through Steam. And they can decide at any time that a subscription model might suit their "bottom-line"; there goes all free content, your library that you have fine-tuned over the last couple of years, your friend list, etc. Think Gamespy, but where a company can actually block anyone who wants to use free content on their site or system. Using proprietary systems always keeps the home advantage...well,at home. Would have been nice if Steam games and content could have an open-source alternative, preferrable off-line, that would allow me to save my games to, so I have access to them even if Steam ever becomes subscription based, or like many other companies (like GameSpy), actually go belly-up over time.

    • @Jacksaur_
      @Jacksaur_ 10 років тому +1

      Marinus van Zyl They could, but they won't. After doing so much for the benefit of their customers, why throw it all away? And a move like that would anger customers and developers alike, they would destroy their entire userbase on both sides practically overnight.
      Also, Steam has an offline mode and you can play all games offline as long as they don't have a second, 3rd party method of DRM.

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy 10 років тому

      Arturo Espinoza But it almost feels that Valve is trying to be the fourth major choice for gaming (behind Sony, Microsoft, Nintendo). True, they are developing their own devices and software, but in my personal opinion it seems as if they are trying to position themselves as a fourth alternative gaming/entertainment company with proprietary architecture and unique devices and peripherals (and that would imply creating a profit-based ecosystem of interconnected devices - as seen with the Steam OS, the Steam Controller, etc.) - everyone running from a single virtual OS (the Steam OS). I could be wrong or reading too much into it, but no company is created to provide stuff for free to its user base. Sure, it can offer something for free, but that is usually subsidized by sales elsewhere. Valve could do more, but it will need to secure a massive source of permanent revenue streams, along the lines of Sony and Microsoft when they create hits. And experience has taught me that if one person controls the keys to the car, only he allows access and decides on who can drive and when that car can be used (for free). And while that person allows free use of the "car" and/or its accessories for now, that might not always be the case; especially if it runs contrary to the best interests of the company, the maintenance of current infrastructure or simply blocks the development of new products.

    • @arturoespinoza7837
      @arturoespinoza7837 10 років тому +1

      Marinus van Zyl I'm sorry but you seem to got something wrong. The Steam OS is for free, you can download it.
      Valve declared they won't be making consoles at all, you can either buy them or build your own as well. And even, those consoles you buy, they've been designed with modules for easy upgrades, pretty much they are making PC's easier to upgrade and run.
      The controller is needed since most gaming controllers are limited to a certain speed for camera movement, that if you make a connection between a console and PC in a FPS, you will see PC gamers will always win. Plus, if you are not aware most PC games that were ported to Consoles had been made extra easier cause the mechanics make it extremely hard for a console player to play that game.
      To me, as Gabe said, they are busy right now making the future for gaming. It seems only one thing: They want absolute control over PC Gaming, no, gaming.
      Right now STEAM got the best sales for video games. Which company allows you to get video game collection worth over $900 just for under $90. And if you weren't aware, Steam sometimes gives codes for free, and other times they just tell you that you need to download a game and you get it for free.
      I've gotten at least 20 free games from Steam through their steam. I got Portal for free, got Metro 2033 for free also, and can't remember what others, I didn't get unknown games for free.
      So if they want to conquer the market and have insane sales and give games for free, without a subscription, allow you to download their OS for free which you can install in any machine, well, that seems way more flexible than any other one. Unless you can tell me wrong.

  • @schadenfreudeind
    @schadenfreudeind 11 років тому +14

    I'd love to see you guys do Double Fine next...if you dare.

    • @lodzmawile4490
      @lodzmawile4490 11 років тому

      The only Double Fine game I enjoyed was Costume Quest, I wish they would go back to games like that.

  • @Hyperawsome
    @Hyperawsome 10 років тому +97

    It seems like everyone in this comment section all wants Valve to release miracle games every six months. But when Treyarch does that with COD everyone complains, maybe we as the selfish fans could actually appreciate the fact that a fully blown corporation with all the money it would ever need to keep existing forever actually takes the time to stay devoted to their fans. The fact that Valve delays its games means that the game is not yet perfect and they want to make sure that their fans are given what they "deserve." Do you think it's easy for Valve to delay those games when all anyone will do is yell at them for making sure that their product is all it can be? When a company like Valve with the smartest, most talented, devoted, and passionate people in the world and only about 300 employees trying their best to be original and make miracle video games in this wasteland of creativity called the "Gaming Industry" they deserve to be commended for trying their best to give us what we all want. You WILL get what you want eventually, but until you get it let the developers at Valve do what they do best and make miracles, because it takes time.

    • @Hyperawsome
      @Hyperawsome 10 років тому +8

      For anyone wondering how Valve is run and why your games aren't coming out right now, their employee handbook would probably shed some light on it and I urge you all to read it, it's very interesting to hear how they work.
      media.steampowered.com/apps/valve/Valve_NewEmployeeHandbook.pdf

    • @Hyperawsome
      @Hyperawsome 10 років тому +18

      Team Gamerfood You literally have no idea what you're talking about. You're basing all of your opinions on your lack of real information on the subject. You probably didn't even read anything that I said.

    • @Xprinny
      @Xprinny 10 років тому +7

      I couldn't agree more dude.Valve is my fav video game company!:3

    • @SnakeStampedeGaming
      @SnakeStampedeGaming 10 років тому +12

      Half Life 2 was released in 2004. That was 10 years ago. Your telling me that for the last 10 years and counting they were perfecting Half Life 3? What about Left 4 Dead? They made the Left 4 Dead 2 5 years ago and no sign of 3 anywhere. And then there's Portal, also no third installment in sight. If they don't start making more of these games people are going to move on and forget about them. Then when Valve finally decides to make them no one is going to care because they were to late.

    • @mrteosanchezz
      @mrteosanchezz 10 років тому +7

      SnakeStampedeGaming Confirmed expert in the business side of the video game industry!!

  • @OGMasterPiece
    @OGMasterPiece 7 років тому +12

    I would give everything to see GabeN's reaction to this video.

  • @sheridanmovieguy
    @sheridanmovieguy 8 років тому +4

    This December this video will be three years old. With every year it becomes more and more true.

  • @marekvrbka
    @marekvrbka 11 років тому +26

    Very nicely done.

  • @jamesmonk28
    @jamesmonk28 10 років тому +14

    it's almost Half-life 2's 10 year anniversary

  • @Мирич-з4е
    @Мирич-з4е 2 роки тому +1

    I come here once a year. I miss the old days...

  • @OrangeReviews
    @OrangeReviews 11 років тому +21

    I uhhhh this isn't working bye bye episode 3

  • @emmett050
    @emmett050 8 років тому +52

    I honestly believe part of the reason they haven't and probably wont make HL3 is because there are so many people who want it, that Valve couldn't possibly make a game to their expectations.

    • @joshuawillis602
      @joshuawillis602 8 років тому +17

      NotTheFeesh especially after Fallout 4. So many ungrateful spoiled brats hyped that game to death and slammed it with all kinds of BS insults

    • @energeticyellow1637
      @energeticyellow1637 8 років тому +8

      +Joshua Willis Even though Fallout 4 was almost a direct downgrade from New Vegas.

    • @zeitiv
      @zeitiv 8 років тому +1

      nils4545 wow

    • @aaleeksii
      @aaleeksii 8 років тому +1

      I really hope this happens

    • @nigralurker
      @nigralurker 8 років тому +3

      A lot of people want the new Zelda. I guess Nintendo shouldn't make the new Zelda then. Stop with these lame ass excuses. You can't sit there with a straight fact and say that openly.

  • @Lizzardtong
    @Lizzardtong 10 років тому +113

    Fuck it, i still support Valve.

    • @ITheSpartaI
      @ITheSpartaI 10 років тому +3

      it is just a fun video you know that right?

    • @Lizzardtong
      @Lizzardtong 10 років тому

      ***** i would be kinda retarded if i would think this was real, so no worries, i know its a joke

    • @aleksandronufrak8792
      @aleksandronufrak8792 10 років тому +1

      Lizzardtong Do you support our master GABEN ARE YOU READY FOR A MIRACLE

    • @mediscout
      @mediscout 10 років тому +8

      ALL HAIL THE GABEN! BLESS THE GABEN! PRAISE THE GABEN!

    • @edwardjohnston6286
      @edwardjohnston6286 10 років тому

      fucking fafnboy.

  • @adjacentfilms2244
    @adjacentfilms2244 6 років тому +11

    "This is an accurate, chart!"
    My favorite quoute from this series.

  • @RushFreak
    @RushFreak 10 років тому +76

    Why didn't I watch this sooner? That last catchline had me on the floor. xD
    Valve: The only company that can go from making innovative games and software, to making an entire stock market based around hyperlinked .png images what's only function is increasing an arbitrary number on users profiles, while still having their customers kiss the ground they walk on. :V

    • @MrGiffmoney
      @MrGiffmoney 10 років тому +6

      Jealous much?

    • @Rhaydex
      @Rhaydex 10 років тому +1

      Steam OS doesn't count for idiots like you I guess.

    • @WanderSeth
      @WanderSeth 10 років тому +6

      MrGiffmoney I am. I wish I could make millions of dollars by doing that.

    • @MrGiffmoney
      @MrGiffmoney 10 років тому +3

      Don't we all sir. I just detected a little animosity about it. Gota learn to control your inner communist and learn to be happy for the success of others.

    • @WanderSeth
      @WanderSeth 10 років тому

      MrGiffmoney No. My success. xD

  • @deadlynicky
    @deadlynicky 10 років тому +59

    I know how to release all three games into one...call it The Orange Box 2.

    • @crisphate95
      @crisphate95 10 років тому +7

      We need to email this to the Gaben.

    • @gagefischer4797
      @gagefischer4797 10 років тому +4

      Scout Carnby
      We need a god damned petition

    • @deadlynicky
      @deadlynicky 10 років тому +1

      Gage Fischer Agreed.

    • @killerzman
      @killerzman 10 років тому

      It will be called The Steam Box. You'll see the new Half-Life and the new Left 4 Dead (and why not, maybe a new Portal [or even a new IP, who knows?] ) bundled in their machines, but they won't make it exclusively for their machines, of course.

    • @saber2802
      @saber2802 10 років тому

      AdventureSANANDREAS Don't you mean conga fortress? xD

  • @pyromancer7293
    @pyromancer7293 10 років тому +196

    but your always updating tf2

    • @SkullSkillsSkates
      @SkullSkillsSkates 10 років тому +28

      and braking it.

    • @jeromios
      @jeromios 10 років тому +140

      SkullSkillsSkates Not as much as you broke english

    • @SkullSkillsSkates
      @SkullSkillsSkates 10 років тому +4

      1 mistake.... well valve made a bit more than 1 fuck ups in tf2.

    • @jeromios
      @jeromios 10 років тому +13

      SkullSkillsSkates Which they later fix.
      For example now in TF2, the minisentries aren't gods while building anymore.

    • @SkullSkillsSkates
      @SkullSkillsSkates 10 років тому

      when they fix it they brake more again.

  • @satoruamagasu5923
    @satoruamagasu5923 9 років тому +1

    We at Valve don't know how to count to 3.

  • @Sweet_Reverb
    @Sweet_Reverb 9 років тому +71

    If Overkill were 100% honest with us
    For the love of god
    +2mil. subs

    • @bbm1710
      @bbm1710 9 років тому +1

      "Yes yes, Senpai almir is good, but we think our community is shit and we want to be CSGO and TF2.

    • @TheNeXusCore9032
      @TheNeXusCore9032 9 років тому

      +Mlg Aleks Also, we made a half-@$$ed attempt to apologize but we know, if we were really sorry, we could have removed micro-transactions in the first place and gave refunds. But hey, we're not Bethesda that messed up with Skyrim paid mods. We think they lost a good business practice when they were both sorry and gave refunds.

  • @nigralurker
    @nigralurker 11 років тому +14

    This nailed it on the fucking head. Been playing Valve games since 2000...Ever since 08 I've been growing more and more concern of Valve's priorities. It really does feel like they threw away their old dedicated pre-2007 fanbase for a large more naive fanbase that are so fanatical to defend Valve on every bad decision they make.

    • @thesyndrome43
      @thesyndrome43 11 років тому +2

      completely, I played HL1 on release back when I was 9, and I was playing CS back on WAN, so I used to love valve
      but now I can't stand them, and this is 100% why: they sold out harder than anyone ever sold out, they just like to pretend they didn't, and have legions of idiots willing to defend that because they like to buy virtual hats

    • @ITheSpartaI
      @ITheSpartaI 10 років тому

      That isnt the Real Gabe in the Video.. or am i wrong?

    • @ITheSpartaI
      @ITheSpartaI 10 років тому

      ***** damn you idiot ofc its not the real one

    • @villesavolainen9717
      @villesavolainen9717 10 років тому

      ***** did you just answer to your own question?

    • @pur3975
      @pur3975 10 років тому

      Ville Savolainen He's done the same thing in several other comments too, just ignore him, he'll go away...

  • @dende9471
    @dende9471 8 років тому +4

    If HL3 was released, the internet would break. Literally break.

  • @andreas6880
    @andreas6880 8 років тому +13

    We used to make games.
    Now we make gloves.

  • @Spacecuba
    @Spacecuba 10 років тому +12

    "Rich as balls"

  • @monstereaternr
    @monstereaternr 10 років тому +111

    Half Life 1--------1998
    Half Life 2--------2004
    Half Life 3--------3???
    HL3....confirmed? :/

    • @trent200164
      @trent200164 10 років тому +9

      Nope. They might be working on the new Source Engine though.

    • @strxxii
      @strxxii 10 років тому

      1998?????

    • @iug5672
      @iug5672 10 років тому +1

      DozzerSkits Yes,1998.

    • @SupaL33tKillar
      @SupaL33tKillar 10 років тому +8

      well. shit

    • @heathmauk4518
      @heathmauk4518 10 років тому +8

      Half Life 3-------3000

  • @AKhellbindeR
    @AKhellbindeR 10 років тому +12

    The truth is that Half Life 1 and 2 are genre defining games, that ran on an in house engine (well Source was 100% in house) and have both lasted decades, and are both still in use. Valve does not just want to release the next big AAA title that people will have forgot about in 6 months time. More is expected from a title like Half-Life.
    We will probably not see Half-Life 3 on the Source engine, or any of its upgraded variations. Most likely it will be on Valves next engine. Just like they did with HL1 and HL2, HL3 will be developed on a new in house engine, and future Valve games will be developed on that as well, and obviously a gazillion user mods also.
    I am not basing this off of rumors or inside knowledge. It just makes sense from a business standpoint, and from the fact that First Person Shooter genre, is quite frankly played out at this point in time. At least modern shooters. They need to come up with some big innovations for it to be anything special. Just having good gun play and a nifty physics engine is no longer enough to be a genre defining title.

    • @mcun02
      @mcun02 10 років тому

      "We will probably not see Half-Life 3 on the Source engine"
      Source 2's in development, so why make another engine

    • @AKhellbindeR
      @AKhellbindeR 10 років тому

      mcun02 We will not see Half-Life 3 on the current Source engine. Feel better now?

  • @m1n3c7afty
    @m1n3c7afty 6 років тому +4

    Video in a nutshell:
    Valve: We are afraid of the number 3

  • @IridiumAxle
    @IridiumAxle 10 років тому +98

    Wait a second...
    Half life release date 1998
    Half life 2 release date 2004
    that is a 6 year difference
    there are 2 games
    6 divided by 2=3
    HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED

  • @WobblesandBean
    @WobblesandBean 10 років тому +18

    So. Fucking. Accurate.

    • @amarillorica
      @amarillorica 10 років тому +5

      Youre that one nasty commenter from TGWTG .. Small world

    • @gabenewell4925
      @gabenewell4925 9 років тому

      i agree

  • @karlmorrison2713
    @karlmorrison2713 7 років тому +5

    THIS. IS AN ACCURATE. CHART.

  • @kobold7466
    @kobold7466 7 місяців тому +2

    this video ages more well everyday

  • @Narwalicornisrex
    @Narwalicornisrex 11 років тому +15

    a company as smart as valve would recognize that they don't have to stop the steam workshop to make A game. if valve was 100% honest with us, they would do what the are doing and keep doing it.

  • @haydnstrauss
    @haydnstrauss 10 років тому +11

    1:28 your theroy is invalid, because the more people you give that older book the more people want the sequel

    • @hoppyman11
      @hoppyman11 10 років тому +4

      But at the same time, they're getting other people to make and sell other books while they get about half of the cash.

    • @Narwalicornisrex
      @Narwalicornisrex 10 років тому +1

      Theroy Jenkins?

  • @MrOrangeReal
    @MrOrangeReal 9 років тому +5

    I never thought I'd say this... but this video fits for what's happening now.

  • @ayatan9119
    @ayatan9119 6 місяців тому +5

    the sad part... is this video was posted 10 years ago... 😞

  • @Xfushion2
    @Xfushion2 10 років тому +425

    Now suddenly Valve is "evil"?.
    Fucking Valve saved PC gaming and made games more accesible to everyone, not to mention cheap with a great gaming and online platform.
    And yeah fuck Valve because they make money by selling other studio's games, ¿isn't exaclty what Microsoft, Sony, EA, Activision and sometimes Nintendo does?
    and about Half-Life 3 just get over it, Valve never cared about it before Steam and certainly doesn't cares now, even if HL3 sees the light of day, ¿Do you honestly think it will live to the involuntary hype Half-Life fans created?

    • @ksmith578
      @ksmith578 10 років тому +102

      Dude its just a joke. They didn't 'save' PC gaming, they just monopolised it so now everyone hates everything that isn't Steam.

    • @illyias
      @illyias 10 років тому +61

      They never said Valve is evil. They just said that they're more interested in working on Steam full-time than doing games.

    • @imascatmanworld
      @imascatmanworld 10 років тому +33

      K Smith "monopolized"
      I guess GoG and humble bundle make no money.

    • @illyias
      @illyias 10 років тому +22

      CommentSection Barbarian
      GoG is MUUUUUUUUUUCH smaller than Steam, and Humble Bundle pretty much just gives keys for steam and some other services. (Though, mostly Steam)

    • @thebobman47
      @thebobman47 10 років тому +9

      ***** Then you know some massive pricks. Its for charity.

  • @TheNanoSan
    @TheNanoSan 11 років тому +18

    praise lord gaben!

  • @LionHeartSlash
    @LionHeartSlash 9 років тому +130

    We'll never see Half-Life 3 because it will never live up to the hype leading to some unhealthy backlash towards Steam
    People will be like, "HL3 sucks! I've had it with Steam! I'm leaving"

    • @scottnisbet5666
      @scottnisbet5666 9 років тому +24

      But IF it did live up to the hype, it would be the biggest game of the century, and profit millions.

    • @LionHeartSlash
      @LionHeartSlash 9 років тому +17

      SupaMajestic Still minuscule compared to their potential profit if they just put their resources on Steam instead

    • @TaijituTaikyokuzu
      @TaijituTaikyokuzu 9 років тому +6

      +Geodetic20 If only they would put some of that in their Customer Support.

    • @KingRumar
      @KingRumar 9 років тому +1

      +Geodetic20 Prime example would be Duke Nukem Forever. OOOOOHHH YEAH, BABY!!!

    • @belleren9375
      @belleren9375 9 років тому +2

      Pretty sure hl3 was already finished they haven't released due to hype and are saving it as a last resort if the company goes down

  • @feelinsassy3367
    @feelinsassy3367 7 років тому +3

    Oh boy does this shine true 4 years later.

  • @noblevi3623
    @noblevi3623 7 років тому +9

    Artifact.
    Yep, valve's dead... on the inside.

  • @MrDakiller47
    @MrDakiller47 8 років тому +5

    "Can you put that sentence in the form of a chart?"

  • @sharkquisha3407
    @sharkquisha3407 4 місяці тому +3

    This came out a decade ago

  • @kazamatsuribond6277
    @kazamatsuribond6277 9 років тому

    Here we are, two years and one month later.

  • @GastonAsston
    @GastonAsston 10 років тому +11

    Valve is a privately owned business and I trust them more than I trust a publicly traded company and yes, they do make money, but they provide a good service.

    • @Hyperawsome
      @Hyperawsome 10 років тому +4

      Thank you for having a brain.

    • @thicctranslations352
      @thicctranslations352 10 років тому +1

      Hi Gabe how is steam going and all that other stuff?

    • @Hyperawsome
      @Hyperawsome 10 років тому +1

      Trinnity Marsters Perfect, as always. What kind of answer were you expecting?

    • @googleforcedhandle
      @googleforcedhandle 10 років тому

      Hyperawsome plz nerf void and kick chinese teams out of dota

  • @Brotulius
    @Brotulius 10 років тому +27

    If HL3 isnt coming out im going to VAlVe headquarters and just make a massive shootout and yell "WHEN IS HL3 COMING OUT MODAFUCKAS?!??!?!?!?!"

    • @Frozenflutter
      @Frozenflutter 10 років тому +23

      lol NSA

    • @monstereaternr
      @monstereaternr 10 років тому +3

      Two Canadians actually did that....they then had a picture with Gabe Newell after being politely asked to leave....I wish I was making this up.

    • @deadlynicky
      @deadlynicky 10 років тому +2

      If you did that then almost everyone would evacuate and you may shoot the HL Team or worse...the TF team. I am still waiting for the damn comic to come.

    • @Mitsu438
      @Mitsu438 10 років тому

      deadlynicky Or do you mean the FT?

    • @woofer-x8i
      @woofer-x8i 10 років тому

      Albiuxas 3 likes? Half-Life 3 confirmed ;)

  • @konoyarogaming6774
    @konoyarogaming6774 8 років тому +74

    I'd rather put my money into steam over Origin any day.

    • @Erfierazgzb0ss4u
      @Erfierazgzb0ss4u 7 років тому

      www.polygon.com/2017/4/1/15129600/valve-has-cut-dota-2-royalties-and-workshop-creators-are-crying-foul
      www.google.es/amp/s/www.polygon.com/platform/amp/2017/5/16/15622366/valve-gabe-newell-sales-origin-destructive

    • @professorboltzmann5709
      @professorboltzmann5709 6 років тому

      Origin sucks ass

    • @jasonvoorhees8899
      @jasonvoorhees8899 6 років тому

      OK

    • @dr.manofculture1492
      @dr.manofculture1492 6 років тому +1

      @@Erfierazgzb0ss4u >polygon
      LOL

    • @badreedinedjellali1328
      @badreedinedjellali1328 3 роки тому

      fans: where is hal--
      Gabe: here is half life alyxe

  • @NancyByers8
    @NancyByers8 2 роки тому +1

    I hate how this is accurate nearly nine years later.

  • @CrustyButticus
    @CrustyButticus 10 років тому +13

    Microsoft, Sony, Nintendo
    MSN
    Three Letters
    Half life 3 confirmed.

  • @FLOODEDxOUT
    @FLOODEDxOUT 10 років тому +13

    Left 4 Dead 3 is actually been said it was in development since about October-December of 2013

    • @Stefanonimo
      @Stefanonimo 10 років тому

      There insn't any official news by Valve about this.

    • @FLOODEDxOUT
      @FLOODEDxOUT 10 років тому

      Machinima posted a video about Left 4 Dead 3 and Half Life 3 info on Inside Gaming Daily

    • @Andromidia
      @Andromidia 10 років тому

      ***** None of that was from an official announcement.

    • @Jacksaur_
      @Jacksaur_ 10 років тому

      Freemancos There is evidence of it though.

    • @Andromidia
      @Andromidia 10 років тому

      djpokeboy Yeah like supposed leaked evidence of Episode Three and Half-Life 3 long time ago...

  • @bradenlamb3578
    @bradenlamb3578 8 років тому +20

    Is it me or does he look like that old guy in the chicken outfit from toy story😂

    • @lucass5980
      @lucass5980 6 років тому

      do some fucking research n00b, his name is Al.

  • @thatjuliusfellow5664
    @thatjuliusfellow5664 Рік тому +1

    oh god this is 9 years old i thought this was recent

  • @DynaDere
    @DynaDere 7 років тому +5

    4 years later, still true.

  • @ParanoidPixel
    @ParanoidPixel 9 років тому +4

    Relevant in 2013.
    Relevant in 2015.

  • @willyoutubehandle
    @willyoutubehandle 4 роки тому +3

    "WE DONT WANNA MAKE GAMES ANYMORE" yet half life alyx just came out

    • @joshuawillis602
      @joshuawillis602 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah 6 years later 😑

    • @pixeltochi4961
      @pixeltochi4961 4 роки тому +2

      @@joshuawillis602 Making games isn't that easy especially if you don't want to ruin its story(3-6 years is the average time of making a normal game).

  • @gusskobronczyk8066
    @gusskobronczyk8066 9 років тому +1

    I love Doug's gestures and intonations. Great work, Doug.

  • @effi6286
    @effi6286 8 років тому +4

    I fucking lost it at " We used to make games, now we make money" :D

  • @kl0ness
    @kl0ness 11 років тому +15

    This was hilarious video.

  • @edgarlarios4718
    @edgarlarios4718 8 років тому +36

    this is exactly why I wish they would just sell off the rights to the franchises. let them just be the steam company and we can still see the games come out someday.

    • @zaptechz7297
      @zaptechz7297 8 років тому +6

      whoever buys them would make bad(or just different-but to many people there's no difference so...) versions,and then people would somehow blame Valve for that

    • @edgarlarios4718
      @edgarlarios4718 8 років тому

      Zaptechz there really is no knowing that until the games come out.

    • @zaptechz7297
      @zaptechz7297 8 років тому +5

      typically sellouts dont go well for the product or it's fans. it would need to be exceptionally well managed to be better than before.

    • @nimbus3005
      @nimbus3005 8 років тому +5

      only valve know how to make half life right, an example is what EA done with star wars battlefront, FUCKED IT.

    • @edgarlarios4718
      @edgarlarios4718 8 років тому

      gabriel rodrigues I disagree. When was the last time valve released a game?

  • @notoriousdrunk5188
    @notoriousdrunk5188 5 років тому

    and here we are. 6 years later and valve finaly confirmed half life alyx