THE JEWISH CHABAD TUNNELS OF NEW YORK ARE HILARIOUS

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  • Опубліковано 9 січ 2024
  • So 2024 is off to an amazing start, with the news stories of The discovery of underground tunnels beneath the world headquarters for the Chabad-Lubavitch synagogue and the videos of guys escaping from entrances in the street setting the internet alight with hilarity, and the ensuing riot in the synagogue when the nypd shut the tunnels down because they were obviously dangerous, also we cover Chaya Raichik, the annoying woman behind the libsoftiktok account and her crazy rant blaming it all on genz and the education system!
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  • @tristanvonbickinstein9909
    @tristanvonbickinstein9909 5 місяців тому +16

    never forget the stained mattress and the high chair of 2024

    • @navarivkapais
      @navarivkapais 5 місяців тому

      Right! Stained mattresses of blood that could ONLY be of a child or a raped woman. OBVIOUSLY. Not from an idiot trying to dug an illegal tunnel 😂 Assuming it’s blood and not mud from the ACTUAL TUNNEL UNDERGROUND 😂

    • @briansinger5258
      @briansinger5258 4 місяці тому +1

      That's fake news: synagogues don't allow children so case nosed

  • @mariorizkallah5383
    @mariorizkallah5383 4 місяці тому +5

    This is what happens when you deny Christ ☦️

  • @blairstelter7581
    @blairstelter7581 5 місяців тому +21

    Noticing r@p3 tunnels is bigotry or something

  • @johnarchluleta
    @johnarchluleta 4 місяці тому +7

    Don’t ask about Anne Frank’s ballpoint pen.

  • @miketaylor2197
    @miketaylor2197 5 місяців тому +30

    Funny how nobody in the media is talking about the CHILD size mattress with suspicious stains..and the high chair. Kinda odd isnt it?

    • @CoolHandJames
      @CoolHandJames  5 місяців тому +10

      Well no, we'd all get our channels yeeted if we did that lol

    • @paulofassman5657
      @paulofassman5657 5 місяців тому +1

      Is it? Kid matresses with stains is odd? What about windshields with bugs on it? Super sus😂

    • @navarivkapais
      @navarivkapais 5 місяців тому

      Riiight! Soooo suspicious!!! The only people that bleed on child size mattress are either children or raped women. It could never be an idiot who’s digging tunnels and got hurt. Never 😂 I mean, assuming it was blood not mold? Or mud? 😂 I mean, assuming it’s mud is WILD when we’re taking about digging a TUNNEL UNDERGROUND 😂

    • @CoolHandJames
      @CoolHandJames  5 місяців тому +1

      what was the tunnel for tho lol

    • @vanlifeguy4816
      @vanlifeguy4816 4 місяці тому +8

      ​@@paulofassman5657. You must be a small hat

  • @higgsbonbon
    @higgsbonbon 5 місяців тому +11

    They're so cartoonishly evil.

  • @ottersirotten4290
    @ottersirotten4290 5 місяців тому +20

    Some Zommers just digged a Tunnel Network under one of the most densly populated urban Environments on the Planet, oh! and they did so in total secrecy.
    Yup, thats it :D

  • @BigIndividual
    @BigIndividual 5 місяців тому +7

    The funniest part about this whole thing is the guy who claimed to hear Jews coming from under his house turned out to be right.

    • @CoolHandJames
      @CoolHandJames  5 місяців тому +2

      That was fake, hilarious though!

  • @diegokaqui60
    @diegokaqui60 5 місяців тому +36

    Im a civil engeneer in my third world country. YOU CANNOT DO THAT KIND OF WORK WITHOUT PEOPLE NOTICING IT. WHERE DID ALL THAT MATERIAL GO? YOU WOULD NEED TRUCKS TO ELIMINATE ALL OF IT. AND THE WORKFORCE NECESSARY FOR THE DIGGING WOULD HAVE TO CONSTANTLY WORK OVER MONTHS TO EVEN START WITH THAT KIND OF TUNNELS. AND THEY WOULD NEED LOTS OF MONEY FOR THAT KIND OF OPERATION.

    • @CoolHandJames
      @CoolHandJames  5 місяців тому +16

      You are obviously just a bigot, xir!

    • @CEOofWasrael
      @CEOofWasrael 5 місяців тому +15

      I don’t think money is an issue for them🤣

    • @acularp
      @acularp 5 місяців тому +3

      You are holocaust denier???

    • @diegokaqui60
      @diegokaqui60 5 місяців тому +10

      @@acularp im a tunnel by teens denyer.

    • @vanlifeguy4816
      @vanlifeguy4816 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@acularp. Yep. I do deny it

  • @generalpurpose6517
    @generalpurpose6517 5 місяців тому +21

    It's so like an escape when everyone turns against them

  • @ColCoal
    @ColCoal 5 місяців тому +7

    Why were there a BLOODY CHILD'S MATTRESS down in your tunnels Rabbi!? WHY RABBI!?

  • @snuggienuggieccc
    @snuggienuggieccc 5 місяців тому +14

    First time I’ve seen you show up on my recommended video list in forever ❤️ Missed the content!

  • @BrodyLuv2
    @BrodyLuv2 5 місяців тому +4

    ' Mr.Liberschweisenberger, tear down this wall cladding '

  • @louiscypher4186
    @louiscypher4186 5 місяців тому +11

    I love how the defence of the tunnels is that a group of Jews illegally expanded into neighbouring territory.

  • @Adamant_Consternation
    @Adamant_Consternation 5 місяців тому +7

    The simulation is getting real fucky.

  • @vulpespersona
    @vulpespersona 5 місяців тому +8

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Mohels

    • @NOFX0890
      @NOFX0890 5 місяців тому

      😁👌

  • @LordEriolTolkien
    @LordEriolTolkien 4 місяці тому +3

    ''I can hear Yiddish coming from my floors.. and I don't have a basement!!''
    ''I am Not Mad.''

  • @cakekomo
    @cakekomo 5 місяців тому +7

    Funny how UA-cam has zero related videos.

  • @wardredd6394
    @wardredd6394 5 місяців тому +4

    They found mattresses with stains all over them

    • @CoolHandJames
      @CoolHandJames  5 місяців тому +3

      I know, but I cant say that on youtube lol

    • @wardredd6394
      @wardredd6394 4 місяці тому +3

      It would be considered hate speech if you did say anything about it :)@@CoolHandJames

  • @tocarules
    @tocarules 5 місяців тому +8

    Thats odd. Here in Canada our dear leader sends Hamas tunnel money washed through UNRWA.

    • @CEOofWasrael
      @CEOofWasrael 5 місяців тому

      Canaanites must naturally burrow or something.

  • @CEOofWasrael
    @CEOofWasrael 5 місяців тому +9

    *Been spendin most our lives diggin tunnels under Chabad at night*

    • @V0YAG3R
      @V0YAG3R 4 місяці тому

      And communism and islam are religions of peace.

    • @h.p.lovecraft936
      @h.p.lovecraft936 4 місяці тому +1

      Making friends along the way.

  • @venn7eance925
    @venn7eance925 5 місяців тому +8

    ...like rats...

    • @juppukun
      @juppukun 5 місяців тому +5

      straight from sewers too. life is stranger than fiction

    • @user-pn3im5sm7k
      @user-pn3im5sm7k 4 місяці тому

      Maybe the Germans were right.

  • @stephenbrown3963
    @stephenbrown3963 4 місяці тому +2

    It truly will be hard to top the Hasidic Moleman but we can hope

  • @windswept9
    @windswept9 4 місяці тому +3

    They hide the money down there

  • @juppukun
    @juppukun 5 місяців тому +7

    gee, i wonder where the human trafficking accusations come from?

    • @CoolHandJames
      @CoolHandJames  5 місяців тому +4

      I have no idea!

    • @navarivkapais
      @navarivkapais 5 місяців тому

      Gee, I wonder who’s accusing Jews of human trafficking? Cause It could never be fake accounts run by pro-Palestinian people… it could NEVER happen 😂

  • @NOFX0890
    @NOFX0890 5 місяців тому +7

    Been a while since you jumped on something with such enthusiasm James!

    • @CoolHandJames
      @CoolHandJames  5 місяців тому +3

      its so funny! Hopefully it stays funny and we dont learn more gruesome details!

    • @NOFX0890
      @NOFX0890 5 місяців тому +2

      @@CoolHandJames its pretty fkn funny.
      But i think you nailed it.... enjoy it while it lasts!

  • @ariala_deathaeon
    @ariala_deathaeon 4 місяці тому +3

    Uterrly, unfathomably based. Well done, sir. Standing ovation. This is your finest work I've seen to date. Absolute take down.

  • @BeginTheCrusade
    @BeginTheCrusade 5 місяців тому +5

    those stained mattresses too... like.... it could be shit... but its probably blood.... and waht about the childerns high chairs? odd thing to be in crawlspace tunnels eh?

  • @Paulyfrog64
    @Paulyfrog64 5 місяців тому +9

    Hopefully the UA-cam Jannies don't get you fren.

    • @CoolHandJames
      @CoolHandJames  5 місяців тому +2

      I've been as careful as possible!

    • @Paulyfrog64
      @Paulyfrog64 5 місяців тому +2

      @@CoolHandJames well that's all you can do, I went all in and got flagged

    • @CoolHandJames
      @CoolHandJames  5 місяців тому +2

      Yeah I saw it on odysee lol

  • @JacobXXL
    @JacobXXL 4 місяці тому +4

    What are they doing down there? Eating 4 skins?

  • @Salmon_Rush_Die
    @Salmon_Rush_Die 5 місяців тому +3

    Been waiting for this for video

  • @natmanprime4295
    @natmanprime4295 5 місяців тому +4

    lol esp. the quartering

  • @BrodyLuv2
    @BrodyLuv2 5 місяців тому +4

    Oh.. I'm pretty sure Michael Jackson was there.. his walk is unmistakable.. the one that walks across the table close to the camera like Michael.. definitely MJ

  • @swatkats9073
    @swatkats9073 5 місяців тому +10

    The way you make fun of both right wing and left wing is inspiring. Thanks!

    • @mkultra2456
      @mkultra2456 4 місяці тому

      This guy is a real nigga. His life matters.

  • @windswept9
    @windswept9 4 місяці тому +4

    They look a strange rabble of rabbi's

  • @DSPHistoricalSociety
    @DSPHistoricalSociety 5 місяців тому +3

    One of my favorite channels on UA-cam

  • @diegokaqui60
    @diegokaqui60 5 місяців тому +4

    I dont know what to say? i thought chaya rairich was posting a meme When i saw this in twitter.....WTF

  • @blairstelter7581
    @blairstelter7581 5 місяців тому +5

    Great work James😂

  • @MillywiggZ
    @MillywiggZ 5 місяців тому +7

    Reminds me of my nan’s place.
    I went around therr a few weeks back and heard hebrew voices. When I asked her what was going on she said she couldn’t hear anything through her hearing air. I go down there and it’s full of these guys. They had burrowed into my nan’s basement and all the terrace houses expanding their sin-a-gog. Hahaa!

  • @CalculusBridge
    @CalculusBridge 4 місяці тому +2

    KHA-MASS TUNNELS!

  • @brucemeyers400
    @brucemeyers400 4 місяці тому +2

    Awesome as usual!

  • @bigslinking
    @bigslinking 4 місяці тому +1

    So, I watched this video when you first posted it and did not know what to think about it because it was just so weird of a story. I wonder why they did this, because it took a lot of hard work to dig that out, but why?

  • @blaizecunningham6080
    @blaizecunningham6080 4 місяці тому +1

    Tunnels of Jewish descent. They'll ascend later.

  • @MrSomecrackhead
    @MrSomecrackhead 5 місяців тому +7

    So what are they doing with these tunnels that actually makes any sort of sense? I'm genuinely curious to hear something that isn't completely illogical and stupid and most importantly an actual real thing that isn't a complete psyop.

    • @CoolHandJames
      @CoolHandJames  5 місяців тому +9

      Look buddy some angsty gen Zs burrowed some tunnels and that's all you need to know

    • @machivellisucstwogo7103
      @machivellisucstwogo7103 5 місяців тому +1

      Pedo stuff , etc.

    • @paulofassman5657
      @paulofassman5657 5 місяців тому

      Try this on for size...They were already there and these guys used it as a storage space

    • @navarivkapais
      @navarivkapais 5 місяців тому

      THERE IS NO TUNNEL! The videos were wild, so the sensationalist media blew it way out of proportion. I really don't want to share this in public, but given the situation, I feel it's better if people know the truth. Here's the whole story:
      1. There is a building behind 770 that used to house a mikva. It's been abandoned for close to 20 years. At some point (no one knows when), some bochurim snuck into the building and broke through the wall into the crawl space between the building and 770, digging out a small space for themselves under the vaiber shul, alongside the main shul's Southern wall.
      2. There is a longstanding dispute between the Anti-Meshichist corporate Chabad (Agudas Chasidei Chabad, which owns the 770 building and Merkos L'inyanei Chinuch, which own the 788 building, which most of the shul is under), governed by self-perpetuating boards, and the gabboim elected by the (mostly Meshichist) community. This dispute goes back many decades, but until Gimel Tamuz, it was kept in check, Approximately 20 years ago, some bochurim destroyed a plaque that Merkos had placed on the Even Hapina. Merkos went to court, claiming control of the shul, and the gabboim intervened, arguing that while Merkos owns the building, they're in charge of the shul and its signage. (They proposed a neutral plaque that wouldn't upset the Meshichist or Anti elements of the community.) Merkos/Aguch then preceded to bring an eviction proceeding against the shul, which has been litigated for ~20 years now and will never be resolved in the courts, as no court is interested in having police evict a shul, so they'll keep punting it down the road.
      Although this should obviously be resolved in Beis Din, unfortunately, Merkos/Aguch claim extraterritoriality and have their own beis din, the Va'ad Rabbonei Lubavitch, which generally resolves disputes among shluchim and mosdos. Thus, they claim they are not subject to the jurisdiction of the Crown Heights Beis Din. Needless to say, the CH community feels otherwise, as this is a matter pertaining to the shul that serves the community. The gabboim obviously won't submit to Merkos's internal beis din, so that's why it's in court.
      3. 770 is in DESPERATE need of expansion/renovation. There isn't nearly enough place for the countless daily minyanim or for the bochurim to learn (770 also houses a Yeshiva). When Tishrei and other special occasions come around, you have an extremely unsafe situation, where many, many thousands are jam packed into a room that can safely hold a fraction of that. The shul is also in terrible condition, and does not look like a מקום קדוש should. There was a plan and funding in place for a $23M renovation, but that came to a halt due to the above-mentioned litigation. More recently, some yungerleit undertook a much more modest expansion, getting both the building owner and the gabboim to agree to build a beis midrash behind one of the vaiber shuls, giving more space for talmidim to learn.
      4. There is a group of several dozen crazy bochurim, mostly Israeli (with many more visiting during Tishrei), who do whatever they want and disregard any and all authority. These bochurim are recognizable by their shabby appearance, Teva sandals with white tube socks, and yellow moshiach pins on their hats and jackets. Anyone who crosses them is violently assaulted. The Rabbonim and Gabboim have repeatedly attempted to rein them in, but have not succeeded in doing so. These bochurim have exploited the power vacuum created by the rift between the gabboim and the building owners to do as they please. The police are loathe to get involved, as it's not clear who's actually supposed to be in charge. The mayhem caused most ba'alebatim to avoid 770 altogether, leaving the loonies to run the asylum. Thus, this group has done as they pleased in 770 for many years, with all sorts of craziness no one could do anything about
      5. After the digging in the crawl space was recently discovered, the gabboim ordered a cement truck to come fill in the space. However, the bochurim who had occupied it refused to leave, arguing that their rathole heralded the further expansion of 770, and that filling it with cement would halt any such expansion. When the cement truck arrived, the bochurim responded by breaking through the wall of the shul, stating that their little hole was an expansion of the shul 🙄, That's when all hell broke loose.
      6. The positive side of this is that this forced the gabboim and Merkos to come together and jointly ask the police to remove the bochurim and seal the shul until repairs are made.
      7. I'm optimistic that the horror every Lubavitcher felt watching these events will put pressure on both sides to compromise and settle the litigation. It is now crystal clear that 770 cannot be hefker, with a handful of violent lunatics doing as they please. The very existence of the shul is at stake. The only way order can be restored is if there's a unified leadership of the shul, subject to the authority of the communal Beis Din. Anyone who doesn't comply should be banned from the premises and if they attempt to enter, prosecuted to the full extent of the law. And as soon as that happens, a massive expansion and renovation will ensue (the funds could be raised in a matter of days), restoring the shul to a state befitting a מקום קדוש.

    • @OzzyHamid-cl2fi
      @OzzyHamid-cl2fi 4 місяці тому +1

      @@navarivkapaisEpstein and Weinstein are Israelis…..

  • @UncensoredScion
    @UncensoredScion 5 місяців тому +5

    Now this is a good way of talking about such a funny weird little thing to happen - and remember it's only January - better than the "reporter" decoy voice being VERY careful about everything.

  • @insanitypepper1740
    @insanitypepper1740 4 місяці тому +1

    Oi! You got a license for that tunnel boyos?

  • @bam8458
    @bam8458 5 місяців тому +4

    I'll post your bail if UK authorities arrest you for causing too much think and noticing over this video.

  • @lewtscott3346
    @lewtscott3346 4 місяці тому +1

    You should have slipped in a few clips from Jojo Rabbit 🤠🤠🤠

  • @drachenrecke5090
    @drachenrecke5090 5 місяців тому +1

    They were trying to get to West Berlin.

  • @mathphysicsnerd
    @mathphysicsnerd 5 місяців тому +2

    I don't know if I can respond to this in really any way other than...what the fuck?

  • @incoprea2
    @incoprea2 5 місяців тому +4

    Why would you dig tunnels i your not doing anything illegal?

  • @TheAtticusFinch
    @TheAtticusFinch 5 місяців тому +1

    Wellety wellety wellety well!

  • @powercage
    @powercage 5 місяців тому +1

    Ngl, this is pretty funny.

  • @Johnsmith-ko9yj
    @Johnsmith-ko9yj 4 місяці тому

    KEK 😂

  • @alexwhite148
    @alexwhite148 5 місяців тому +2

    Keks

  • @Horacio_Poggi
    @Horacio_Poggi 5 місяців тому +2

    😂

  • @toxic_voxix9541
    @toxic_voxix9541 5 місяців тому +4

    first

  • @AlexMercer-kx8oy
    @AlexMercer-kx8oy 4 місяці тому

    No, Chaya isn't annoying, she's adorable and cute and sexy. Her not working hard? Yeah right, picture that with a Kodak. Or better yet, go to Times Square and take a picture of her with a Kodak. She took her life from negative to positive, she just wants you to know that. So tonight, just enjoy life. Pitbull, Nayer, Ne-Yo, tell us right. Tonight! You want all of her tonight! Give her everything tonight! For all you know, you might not get tomorrow! Just do it tonight!

  • @colinlothrop5586
    @colinlothrop5586 5 місяців тому +2

    🕳️🐁

  • @problemsolver3254
    @problemsolver3254 5 місяців тому +2

    this make me like jew more.
    bro what did Kefalas do to you. i dont even like them.

  • @NOFX0890
    @NOFX0890 5 місяців тому +1

    On a much less amusing note...
    This sect is not pro z10nist I believe.
    This story is probably a whoopie cushion.
    Sat on.

    • @CoolHandJames
      @CoolHandJames  5 місяців тому +1

      Probably, but who cares it's funny!

  • @colinmacdonald5732
    @colinmacdonald5732 4 місяці тому

    Who cares?

    • @CoolHandJames
      @CoolHandJames  4 місяці тому +1

      Who cares about anything, its all meaningless!