Everything Wrong With The Boss Baby In 15 Minutes Or Less

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  • @randomkword
    @randomkword 4 роки тому +3286

    So we’re not going to talk about the fact that the mom was pregnant then the baby just shows up at the front door

    • @shyannrulander4352
      @shyannrulander4352 3 роки тому +348

      Exactly! Like what does she think happened? What was she carrying around for 9 months?? I know it's all in Tim's imagination but I'm so confused

    • @jiji7250
      @jiji7250 3 роки тому +161

      @@shyannrulander4352 she aborted the baby then accepted boss baby when he arrived , what ?

    • @obi-wankenobimasteroftroll6885
      @obi-wankenobimasteroftroll6885 3 роки тому +23

      nah she just got FAT

    • @JETS5
      @JETS5 3 роки тому +46

      @@obi-wankenobimasteroftroll6885 OH BOY HE CHONKY

    • @paperrn3194
      @paperrn3194 3 роки тому +127

      Probably in reality, the parents arrived in the taxi with the baby in their arms

  • @matthewhunter2443
    @matthewhunter2443 4 роки тому +1112

    0:18 Technically, the moment it gets off the grill, it’s losing heat, but that’s like unplugging your phone and saying “my phone is dying”

    • @ANIMATIONLOVERBT
      @ANIMATIONLOVERBT 3 роки тому +14

      Becoming cold how fast?!

    • @EntergeticalakaBot
      @EntergeticalakaBot 3 роки тому +29

      *Slaps anything* Oh no its losing heat!

    • @matthewhunter2443
      @matthewhunter2443 3 роки тому +21

      @@ANIMATIONLOVERBT everything wants to be the same temperature so it cools down really fast at the beginning, but as it gets colder, it loses heat slower

    • @matthewhunter2443
      @matthewhunter2443 3 роки тому +12

      @@EntergeticalakaBot hitting something creates a tiny bit of heat, so going on a jog around the park increases global warming

    • @EntergeticalakaBot
      @EntergeticalakaBot 3 роки тому

      @@matthewhunter2443 yos

  • @octonine6212
    @octonine6212 3 роки тому +956

    One more sin:
    Stacey said she can't read so how did she know that the Boss Baby wrote "Is the kid listening?" 15:15

    • @CourtRobGray
      @CourtRobGray 3 роки тому +15

      Exactly.

    • @Spiderdude654
      @Spiderdude654 3 роки тому +55

      How’d she read the letter boss baby gave her for her to go to kindergarten

    • @ToyLolbit234
      @ToyLolbit234 2 роки тому +4

      @@Spiderdude654 yeah

    • @assfuckerthejointpounder5834
      @assfuckerthejointpounder5834 2 роки тому +2

      And this one sin will make up for the lack of sin that should have came. You see a baby that stays eternally young is not normal, the baby is not normal so long as it does not age due to the formula, also good luck just poofing into an adult. This baby also would lack the nutrients to oh you know be an adult, and good luck surviving in the human world as an adult if you go straight from a baby to an adult without learning all the things you would naturally learn by growing. You would not learn sex ed, you would not learn school, and where would you even find a school that would even accept you, also are we even going to mention jobs, good luck getting Beyond a homeless person or that guy who lives off the land in the woods that's become something of a local Legend. While the brain continues to develop they are getting the resources to develop this brain through well obviously the normal food that's being fed by the parents, but they're also possibly getting it from their regular formula, and even if you say that all of the nutrition that the baby has accumulated in their life has been stored in their bodies to allow them to magically become an adult even though they would cook themselves alive from the cellular division. This still does not explain how they could have the special biology to allow all of this wrong impression to be compressed into something small enough that they look like your normal baby on the outside. Also orchestrating something it's not correlate to one's physical capacity so the thing about that should be removed. Suction cup Man part 4 comedy gold

    • @Ado_Rodd
      @Ado_Rodd 2 роки тому +5

      One more sin to this sin:
      It was the Triplets who replied to "Is the kid listening"

  • @kayruwijaya3901
    @kayruwijaya3901 4 роки тому +3573

    "Babies arent being loved as much as theyre used to"
    That is the stupidest thing i have ever heard in my life

    • @ANIMATIONLOVERBT
      @ANIMATIONLOVERBT 3 роки тому +196

      It could work only in Tim's mind, if these children included Tim, that feels forgotten when the baby arrives. It not a speech to put in a movie to be taken seriously : no matter how people, who do not care their children enough, exist: in these times of crisis, instead, people hardly have children because they have no job, or have to work a lot to compensate the salary

    • @MeepProductions123
      @MeepProductions123 3 роки тому +182

      @@ANIMATIONLOVERBT this guy just wrote a collage essay on the boss babys lore

    • @EvokerInvokerble
      @EvokerInvokerble 3 роки тому +15

      Agreed my good man

    • @phanto780
      @phanto780 3 роки тому +9

      i know!

    • @babyphobic5581
      @babyphobic5581 3 роки тому +15

      Parents: holy shit there on to us ABANDON CHILDREN

  • @CrimsonRabbitStudios
    @CrimsonRabbitStudios 4 роки тому +3832

    When Tim whispers into Boss Baby's ear about... That, what he actually whispered was "You get some cookies and put them in some cake"

    • @rainbow4516
      @rainbow4516 4 роки тому +258

      Yeah in reality it’s sex about....the things

    • @TheStillChillMimikyuOfficial
      @TheStillChillMimikyuOfficial 4 роки тому +83

      @FIREFIST GAMINGYT wait you hate cake as in food cake

    • @robertsoto581
      @robertsoto581 4 роки тому +90

      I mean baby's sometimes act like they had cookies and cake but it's funny that that's a little easter egg

    • @isaacaguirre8861
      @isaacaguirre8861 4 роки тому +54

      I heard that as well

    • @thatdumbguy2621
      @thatdumbguy2621 4 роки тому +15

      @FIREFIST GAMINGYT fruitcake

  • @aro4457
    @aro4457 5 років тому +2791

    Friend: what are you watching?
    Me: a middle age man judging a movie about a baby trying to infiltrate a puppy corporation

    • @samuelandrews1282
      @samuelandrews1282 5 років тому +14

      *A movie about

    • @puppydoggirl232
      @puppydoggirl232 5 років тому +35

      i laughed so hard my eye hurts... wait. how did that happen?

    • @irlcupcake
      @irlcupcake 5 років тому +16

      PuppyDogGirl because you were crying and you didn’t know it

    • @puppydoggirl232
      @puppydoggirl232 5 років тому +9

      @@irlcupcake oh thx i was worried my eye was falling out!

    • @irlcupcake
      @irlcupcake 5 років тому +5

      PuppyDogGirl no problem man glad to help

  • @CalamariZander
    @CalamariZander 5 років тому +4560

    .....wait ...so she had the baby
    And left it at the hospital ? ...(and they delivered it)
    Something aint adding up here
    Ordinal comment(before i changed it): How did she get pregnant, but the baby didn’t come out of her

    • @leporid257
      @leporid257 5 років тому +242

      kid logic

    • @purple_shiny
      @purple_shiny 5 років тому +341

      The doctors are hiding stuff from us, I knew it!

    • @amarismorgan195
      @amarismorgan195 5 років тому +39

      Fr tho

    • @dinoxman8584
      @dinoxman8584 5 років тому +67

      FreakyFilmZ so they were just eating a lot!

    • @kaia.m6833
      @kaia.m6833 5 років тому +82

      I think its the kids imagination..??

  • @CatMuto
    @CatMuto 3 роки тому +103

    5:17 - These parents left these toddlers unsupervised and are actually surprised at the chaos they see.

    • @HBKnowItAll
      @HBKnowItAll 3 роки тому +6

      I think most of it was Tim's imagination because you see a joke where the parents see it as a normal play date.

  • @FKMDC
    @FKMDC 4 роки тому +930

    Wait, so if every baby being born are from baby corp, then what started baby corp? This movie is hurting my brain....

    • @sloopy5672
      @sloopy5672 4 роки тому +41

      This movie is so bad...

    • @FKMDC
      @FKMDC 4 роки тому +10

      @@ОгњенБојичић same as babies

    • @GreatTasteMurder
      @GreatTasteMurder 4 роки тому +3

      @@sloopy5672 SHUT UP

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 4 роки тому +5

      sMiLeYSnow ...he isn’t wrong

    • @GreatTasteMurder
      @GreatTasteMurder 4 роки тому +12

      @@iamacatperson7226 tbh...i dont like the movie... I like the Netflix series better

  • @plavnik6176
    @plavnik6176 5 років тому +2591

    I was like “this is different” and then I realised it was a re-upload

    • @nighttimedaytime1192
      @nighttimedaytime1192 5 років тому +12

      same

    • @ilostabet9398
      @ilostabet9398 5 років тому +10

      Noah Maldonado same

    • @alehlete830
      @alehlete830 5 років тому +23

      Yeah why the fuck did he do it again

    • @SDJ717
      @SDJ717 5 років тому +10

      @@alehlete830 maybe outta ideas

    • @davidvalencia129
      @davidvalencia129 5 років тому +55

      @@SDJ717 doubt it. Maybe they were taken down or some stuff like that.

  • @cooper_uzumaki8003
    @cooper_uzumaki8003 4 роки тому +784

    If Tim has a big imagination, then Tim could easily be imagining this entire story because he is too lonely, -_-,ya

    • @ugh-u8z
      @ugh-u8z 3 роки тому +23

      he doesnt even go to school lmao

    • @Nxquixz
      @Nxquixz 3 роки тому +38

      @@ugh-u8z this took place during summer break and in the series he goes to school in the last season so he’s been of summer break the entire time

    • @elitesnowyyt90
      @elitesnowyyt90 3 роки тому +7

      @Cuddly Kawaii I think the series is bad
      Like worse than the movie

    • @Nerdinyan
      @Nerdinyan 3 роки тому +6

      That's my headcannon, and it makes the movie SO much more tolerable.

    • @SpingyClink
      @SpingyClink 3 роки тому +3

      But now it doesn’t make sense because thenew bossy baby 2 movie came out? Or maybe the big old sister is directly taking Tim’s stories to imagination but to her baby sister instead?

  • @moonstarsshow8501
    @moonstarsshow8501 3 роки тому +331

    The first time I watched this I thought it was in Tim’s imagination (or at least 80% of it)
    *Then I found out they’re making a sequel*

  • @maksim9513
    @maksim9513 4 роки тому +3670

    who is having a marathon of cinema sins late at night? yes that’s very specific but trying to make a point

  • @basic3462
    @basic3462 4 роки тому +575

    does anyone notice that the old guy villain is technically trying to plunge humanity into extinction.

    • @Aiden_Jomanski
      @Aiden_Jomanski 3 роки тому +20

      Sheeeeeeee

    • @cookie3549
      @cookie3549 3 роки тому +8

      I did

    • @andrewcaughman2747
      @andrewcaughman2747 3 роки тому +22

      Same, and I'm stocked that the workers agreed with this plan, and this also shows how evil there world is if they literally just trow away babies because puppies can live forever, I mean can't they just love them both?

    • @oscarluque249
      @oscarluque249 3 роки тому +20

      The only villain in cinematic history that actually tried to cause a genocide of humanity rather than saying that they will and not doing so

    • @SpagettiSpeltWrong
      @SpagettiSpeltWrong 3 роки тому +4

      I can get behind his motives tbh

  • @cosmic-cookies
    @cosmic-cookies 4 роки тому +1874

    Here’s a sin.
    How did Tim mail that letter to Boss Baby? I thought that they were supposed to be a secret company so I doubt that they would be excepting mail. Plus they’re up in the sky.

    • @GreatTasteMurder
      @GreatTasteMurder 4 роки тому +24

      Tim is the only one who knows about baby corp duh

    • @cosmic-cookies
      @cosmic-cookies 4 роки тому +49

      Toxic_snow you aren’t seeing the point. I know Tim knows Baby Corp but how would he mail the letter. They are a secret company so mail is unlikely.

    • @GreatTasteMurder
      @GreatTasteMurder 4 роки тому +12

      @@cosmic-cookies what about jimbo? Staci? And the triplets :)

    • @cosmic-cookies
      @cosmic-cookies 4 роки тому +37

      Toxic_snow they didn’t deliver it. There was a baby in a mailman with mail. How would they get mail? The babies can’t send mail because then the mail company would see it and know about Baby Corp.

    • @suager4502
      @suager4502 4 роки тому +5

      @@GreatTasteMurder They're also Babies

  • @hourofberries
    @hourofberries 3 роки тому +168

    6:43 Tim says “You get some cookies and put them in some cake” and I never heard it clearly until now

    • @leafy4755
      @leafy4755 3 роки тому +8

      And that's disgusting, Boss Baby??

    • @HANKSANDY69420
      @HANKSANDY69420 2 роки тому +2

      Thanks for telling me what he said

    • @HANKSANDY69420
      @HANKSANDY69420 2 роки тому +6

      Think about what a lot of parents explain to their little kids the name of their privates when they eventuallyget curious so as to shut them up about it-cookies. Now idk how cake have to do with women anatomy, but cookies and cake does sound good and should sound good to little kids like them. Certainly not explained like most parents explain it, this is more vague then the Birds & Bees talk lol

    • @Apple_100
      @Apple_100 2 роки тому +2

      I mean... He's not wrong

  • @samthesadman7118
    @samthesadman7118 4 роки тому +841

    Remember this got turned into a 4 part series on Netflix

    • @detomnz2024
      @detomnz2024 3 роки тому +23

      Noooooooooooooo

    • @harmoithehaloinkdemon5701
      @harmoithehaloinkdemon5701 3 роки тому +23

      Yes, and it's my sister's favorite thing to watch every week x^x

    • @detomnz2024
      @detomnz2024 3 роки тому +1

      @Mastersef well thats understandable then. Do you what you do then

    • @in7minutesorless
      @in7minutesorless 3 роки тому +4

      Corporate greed

    • @ggbroggbro545
      @ggbroggbro545 3 роки тому +3

      How does this get a 4 part series but the office and parks and rec gets removed

  • @Quetzal_
    @Quetzal_ 4 роки тому +1897

    When Tim was whispering to BB about how babies were made, he says, “You get the cookie and then you put it in the cake”
    Listen closely

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 років тому +491

    It did succeed in making me feel young again.
    I spent the whole movie throwing things and screaming "NO!!!!"

  • @Mira-yo6fw
    @Mira-yo6fw 3 роки тому +373

    I still cant believe that this movie got an Oscar over A Silent Voice..

  • @user-de6jk3fq6y
    @user-de6jk3fq6y 4 роки тому +139

    Cinema sins : Can we go without a but scene
    Cinema sins : FOR FIVE MINUTES?!

    • @captainblue5096
      @captainblue5096 4 роки тому +2

      DOWAY LI WHO FREAKING CARES
      ALSO WHY DO WE NEED TO HAVE CAPS ON

    • @theflaminglitten-fo6jd
      @theflaminglitten-fo6jd 4 роки тому

      @DOWAY LI the fact that the spelling upsets you so much

  • @SereBeat
    @SereBeat 5 років тому +154

    6:50
    "You get some cookies and put them in a cake."
    -Timothy Lesley Templeton

  • @micaiahcarr9772
    @micaiahcarr9772 5 років тому +837

    "Suck it"
    "Ew no i dont know where it's been"
    "its not when it has been it's where it will take you"
    Concerned parents have entered the chat*

    • @Orangesodawk
      @Orangesodawk 5 років тому +21

      Micaiah Carr without context it sounds like... welp....

    • @gabriellel1118
      @gabriellel1118 5 років тому +6

      @@Orangesodawk drugs?

    • @Orangesodawk
      @Orangesodawk 5 років тому +13

      Claryes Ellen ..... no

    • @simplyawful543
      @simplyawful543 5 років тому +4

      @@gabriellel1118 not drugs... eggplants

    • @gabriellel1118
      @gabriellel1118 5 років тому +3

      @@simplyawful543 ?????oh wait ohhhhh

  • @TheSpacePlaceYT
    @TheSpacePlaceYT 3 роки тому +87

    13:43 It's even dumber because Boss Baby has 4 more seasons of this (Boss Baby Back in Buisness), yet she still doesn't go to Kindergarten.

    • @caper3987
      @caper3987 Рік тому +3

      in the show its explained she did go to kindergarten, they just only talked about it/ had flashbacks of it

  • @20Sevehn
    @20Sevehn 4 роки тому +512

    I have the whole plot
    Tim was dreaming for a long time, or he was on drugs

    • @El-de6nj
      @El-de6nj 4 роки тому +7

      ADAM Z it’s a lil so,etching called drugs

    • @sloopy5672
      @sloopy5672 4 роки тому +17

      It’s really the only logical explanation

    • @consumerofbepsi5254
      @consumerofbepsi5254 4 роки тому +5

      hmm coma

    • @captainblue5096
      @captainblue5096 4 роки тому +4

      “I knew I shouldn’t have sucked that pacifier...”

    • @obi-wankenobi6036
      @obi-wankenobi6036 4 роки тому +6

      He’s in a coma. He apparently had a stroke while in school from a test and could wake up. He woke up at the same time the real baby came back.

  • @SetlingAxe
    @SetlingAxe 5 років тому +333

    Me: liking this as a child
    The entire internet: *splishy splash your opinion is trash*

    • @junienet
      @junienet 5 років тому +2

      Comment copyrighted scuttle06 2019

    • @engine4628
      @engine4628 4 роки тому +5

      quack quack your opinion is wack

    • @thepcuser4312
      @thepcuser4312 4 роки тому

      splishy splashy your opinion is trashy

    • @jeremygelwicks1177
      @jeremygelwicks1177 4 роки тому +2

      Welp, ding dong, your opinion is wrong!

    • @nubo3517
      @nubo3517 4 роки тому +4

      Is it weird if I hated this movie even as a child?

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 років тому +737

    The only bad thing about the Boss Baby is that he’s not a character in Smash like Dunkey told us.

    • @donovanbechi41
      @donovanbechi41 5 років тому +21

      Too bad It’s not as good as KNACK 2 BABEEEE

    • @j-star026
      @j-star026 5 років тому +4

      He lied to us

    • @shuntarofurukawa5577
      @shuntarofurukawa5577 5 років тому +4

      How did you that the 4th character is boss baby? Did one of our employees tell You?

    • @spruceferret752
      @spruceferret752 5 років тому

      Jesus you’re everywhere

    • @alehlete830
      @alehlete830 5 років тому

      He has done this video before wtf

  • @GoodfellaZeta4873
    @GoodfellaZeta4873 3 роки тому +93

    6:10 this was the part where i realized i might be able to partially enjoy this movie. "It's not where it's been, it's where it will take you." I lost my mind laughing. It's just so seriously voice acted despite being a joke! I wonder how many takes it took to get that line down without someone snickering.

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 років тому +692

    Watch a ign rates this movie as 7.8/10 for having too many babies

    • @cesarfernandes2918
      @cesarfernandes2918 5 років тому +3

      Hammer Addiction4u Huh, I think that's why the MPAA rated this movie PG. "For Too Many Babies".

    • @officialclownbusiness7788
      @officialclownbusiness7788 5 років тому

      One is too many.

    • @tidalshores
      @tidalshores 5 років тому

      7.8 is way too high of a rating for this movie.

  • @khaalidnurse4796
    @khaalidnurse4796 4 роки тому +171

    Boss baby: umm stay in school
    Sins: how bout GO to school 😂😂😂

    • @tk39344
      @tk39344 4 роки тому

      Khaalid Nurse ummm surprise

    • @hopemueller2658
      @hopemueller2658 4 роки тому

      I think this takes place during the summer

  • @deshawnedwards6412
    @deshawnedwards6412 5 років тому +516

    CinemaSins do Everything Wrong With Shark Tale (2004)

  • @annafurmaniak8981
    @annafurmaniak8981 4 роки тому +53

    10:19
    Tim's dad looks just like grown-up Tim in the trailer for Family Business.

  • @Noobwitha_Hat
    @Noobwitha_Hat 4 роки тому +149

    Did you know the triangle is the hardest shape in nature
    Illuminati: yup

  • @xanderellem3646
    @xanderellem3646 5 років тому +403

    How do you not sin the fact gandalf is wearing dumbledore esque robes, gandalf _the grey_ wears *_grey_*

    • @jezebelm400
      @jezebelm400 5 років тому +8

      Xander Ellem *ding!*

    • @mikenash7049
      @mikenash7049 5 років тому +17

      And if the majority of the film is set in the '80s or early '90s, how could he be wearing Dumbledore-esque robes when J K Rowing hadn't written any of the Harry Potter books yet?

    • @danielledoeswhat
      @danielledoeswhat 5 років тому +7

      Maybe it's a bootleg Gandalf?

    • @leporid257
      @leporid257 5 років тому +4

      because gandalf and dumblrdore are played by the same actor. it's supposed to be a joke. haha.

    • @xanderellem3646
      @xanderellem3646 5 років тому +4

      @@leporid257 they are not!
      Dumbledore was originally played sir Richard Harris before his passing and was replaced by Michael Gambon.
      Gandalf was played sir ian McKellen.

  • @starryfox3366
    @starryfox3366 5 років тому +142

    DreamWorks: * Makes movie *
    Cinema Sins: "Ah Shit. Here we go again"

  • @spencerauthorities3094
    @spencerauthorities3094 4 роки тому +112

    6:42
    what he says is:
    *”You get some cookies, then you put them in some cake.”*
    *best children’s movie ever*

  • @coopersadventures6706
    @coopersadventures6706 4 роки тому +100

    How hot dogs get cold in this universe: take em off the grill for 1 nano second

    • @boomkittyFX
      @boomkittyFX 4 роки тому +3

      its too cold for her "little angel"

    • @sloopy5672
      @sloopy5672 4 роки тому +1

      You have to eat them while they are still on the grill

    • @boomkittyFX
      @boomkittyFX 4 роки тому +1

      @@sloopy5672 or else the little angel will get food poisoning. from "cold" food.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 4 роки тому +1

      In this universe everyone's on drugs: almost all the characters have extremely dilated pupils.

  • @mattfromwiisports2797
    @mattfromwiisports2797 4 роки тому +227

    "You get the cookie and then you put them in some cake"
    What- Is that how Tim's parents *seriously* tell him how baby's are made that way-

    • @mhikari92
      @mhikari92 4 роки тому +18

      He was 7 years old....do you really expect they to tell him the "real" deal....(even the IRL "learn about your body , and the difference between boy and girls" kind books are for 10 and up)
      it's a metaphor...the "real" deal is for when he start to make....."jams"(which is probably 10 to 12 years old.....) , and even they don't give him the right idea at that age....there is always Sex Ed in the school.

    • @thelostpotato8846
      @thelostpotato8846 4 роки тому +5

      It's innuendo, I think.

    • @hi_this_is_a
      @hi_this_is_a 4 роки тому +9

      It is a metaphor. The cookie and the cake represent something

    • @lcharleston2697
      @lcharleston2697 4 роки тому +3

      I played on the baseball game with you matt hii

    • @dswagjr8802
      @dswagjr8802 4 роки тому

      Matt how did you lose to poofesure in sword play

  • @kitmelton5126
    @kitmelton5126 5 років тому +843

    This is wrong..
    This movie only deserves one sin...
    “The fact that it was made”

    • @warrensmith792
      @warrensmith792 5 років тому +8

      @Gabriel Mota trust me its probs more in the thousands no lie

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 5 років тому +5

      Exactly and a lot of other modern Dreamworks movies.
      Pop culture references don't automatically make it funny.
      viewer "DA-HA-HA! IT'S FUNNY 'CAUSE I'VE HEARD IT!"
      Animated kids' films seriously need to cut that shit out.

    • @KingLubo
      @KingLubo 5 років тому +3

      I’m not gonna lie, they had us in the first half

    • @dontworrieimtotallynotdyin3722
      @dontworrieimtotallynotdyin3722 5 років тому +3

      Has be 50000 sins

    • @lawrencethegreat896
      @lawrencethegreat896 5 років тому

      Just one cyborg flying dude :/ grammar?

  • @fatheadgaming3584
    @fatheadgaming3584 3 роки тому +37

    You should also talk about the Netflix series where the baby IS THREE YEARS OLD AND THE PARENTS DON'T CARE
    The BABY is three looks the same sounds the same and also u have think about SOME GRANDPARENTS knowing about the corporations to very painful.

  • @tillmaneasley8653
    @tillmaneasley8653 4 роки тому +86

    If you listen closely at Tim’s description of reproduction he says “ You get them some cookies and put them in some cake”

  • @Mr_Original
    @Mr_Original 5 років тому +148

    Had to remind myself that this was a reupload.
    How do I remember? Easy!
    "I'm not sucking that!" "I don't know where it's been!"

    • @iamacircusfreak7367
      @iamacircusfreak7367 5 років тому +1

      Me: Don't go down the gutter. Don't go down the gutter.
      Mind: Penis joke.
      Me: WHY IS MY LIFE THIS WAY? XD

  • @cursedsage7198
    @cursedsage7198 5 років тому +108

    What about a sin for the ladies in Vegas who gave Tim a long island iced tea? That's underage drinking man.

    • @Jenacide
      @Jenacide 5 років тому +5

      Could have been a virgin long island iced tea

    • @primmoore6232
      @primmoore6232 5 років тому +3

      VEGA$

    • @Claubuza
      @Claubuza 5 років тому +8

      @@Jenacide Considering there's 5 alcohols and no actual ice tea in long island iced tea I'm not sure what a virgin would even have left.

  • @realcybersoapy
    @realcybersoapy 3 роки тому +68

    I actually got "The Talk" by my dad at 10 years old lol.

    • @Dr._Heinz_Doofenshmirtz
      @Dr._Heinz_Doofenshmirtz 3 роки тому +14

      my parents made me read a puberty book, which explained everything
      WHEN I WAS 8

    • @theredcupcake
      @theredcupcake 2 роки тому +7

      I’m 15 and they never gave me the talk. I know what it’s about. :T

    • @katatonikbliss
      @katatonikbliss 2 роки тому +5

      @@theredcupcake it's ok, you won't need it

  • @Tk-rq5rg
    @Tk-rq5rg 4 роки тому +151

    10:25 “That’s Racist” makes me crack up

    • @antonymilne1346
      @antonymilne1346 4 роки тому +1

      I don't know why but that joke always gets me so bad every time.

  • @BigBadBloss
    @BigBadBloss 4 роки тому +699

    "No-one will ever want a baby ever again!"
    Does this dude support the downfall of the human race? Because if so... then I'm in.

    • @dinoxman8584
      @dinoxman8584 4 роки тому +62

      *Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with!*

    • @Trija204
      @Trija204 4 роки тому +9

      Why would you support the downfall of the human race??!!!

    • @CJCruz-rf9vz
      @CJCruz-rf9vz 4 роки тому +34

      @@Trija204 Because we're all a flaming piece of shit. (I am a pessimist. Sometimes. Depends on my mood.)

    • @Trija204
      @Trija204 4 роки тому +4

      Oh ok... guess robots should take over

    • @psychadellicsweater8311
      @psychadellicsweater8311 4 роки тому +4

      Same, to be honest.
      (I think I have a plan to execute the downfall of humanity)

  • @SomePerson_Online
    @SomePerson_Online 4 роки тому +899

    Can we talk about how two brunette parents made a blonde haired child, and NEITHER one of them questioned it?

    • @altusdefconalt3468
      @altusdefconalt3468 4 роки тому +19

      @@dead6001 Yeah

    • @ANIMATIONLOVERBT
      @ANIMATIONLOVERBT 4 роки тому +184

      Not impossible according to genetics

    • @abiutheartist
      @abiutheartist 4 роки тому +168

      SomePerson Online it’s actually scientifically possible. Two Brunettes can produce a blonde child due to lack of Melalin in the hair. When Boss Baby will grow up then Melalin will increase changing his hair to Brunette colour.

    • @ANIMATIONLOVERBT
      @ANIMATIONLOVERBT 4 роки тому +54

      @@abiutheartist not at all. Blond hair remains blond; he can be born from two brunettes if they both have the recessive gene, of blond hair.

    • @thearcanestar
      @thearcanestar 4 роки тому +73

      @@ANIMATIONLOVERBT Actually, it is possible. My half-rother's hair used to be blonde when he was a baby but it slowly got more and more brown. And yes both parents have brown hair

  • @aquatic_atlas
    @aquatic_atlas 4 роки тому +13

    3:44 "Voltron, Legendary Defender" cameo and "hot new thing" actually kinda works because Voltron was out for roughly a year already but I'm adding a personal sin for the Voltron merch abuse at the hands of this baby

  • @seanhaydongriffin
    @seanhaydongriffin 4 роки тому +478

    “You did it!”
    “No, _we_ did it.”
    *_COMMUNISM INTENSIFIES_*
    10:59

    • @lolosf906
      @lolosf906 4 роки тому +5

      Lol

    • @hi_im_March_the_creator
      @hi_im_March_the_creator 4 роки тому +3

      WHAT THE HELL IS COMMUNISM???????

    • @knify4731
      @knify4731 4 роки тому +6

      @@hi_im_March_the_creator it's a long story

    • @mlgthuglife5528
      @mlgthuglife5528 4 роки тому +2

      @@hi_im_March_the_creator *_YOU'RE A COMMUNIST HIDING AMONGST US!_*

    • @saturnian24
      @saturnian24 4 роки тому +1

      imdyinginside yt
      Equality

  • @janaterbio8010
    @janaterbio8010 5 років тому +271

    2:54 ... Did that baby just said the f word or am I hearing things??

  • @NONE-si4ip
    @NONE-si4ip 5 років тому +128

    13:48 Let's not forget that a BABY is getting into KINDERGARTEN.

    • @thepigletgamer2669
      @thepigletgamer2669 5 років тому +8

      NONE yeah we we don’t talk about that

    • @trixymeow1380
      @trixymeow1380 5 років тому +8

      Wait weren't they just born? Now your telling me there 4 years old and are going to kindergarten

    • @Mddsnll
      @Mddsnll 4 роки тому

      @@trixymeow1380 the fu-

  • @dxnt_bxthxr
    @dxnt_bxthxr 4 роки тому +15

    6:53
    im the only one who heard he said--
    "You get some cookies, and you get to put them in some cake"
    SERIOUSLY PEOPLE HOW ARE YOU NOT HEARING IT?!

  • @Ivy_h
    @Ivy_h 4 роки тому +969

    “Maybe 2 snickers bars and a tube of lube.” Me: sounds like a great night 😂

    • @SomethingHere357
      @SomethingHere357 4 роки тому +5

      Boogaloo

    • @drgreasy1635
      @drgreasy1635 4 роки тому +8

      Snickers Satasfys

    • @SomethingHere357
      @SomethingHere357 4 роки тому +4

      @@drgreasy1635 I have no idea wut the second word is
      >:(

    • @mr.doppit2188
      @mr.doppit2188 4 роки тому +6

      depressed eggman snickers always satasfys my hunger

    • @Patwirk6969
      @Patwirk6969 4 роки тому +7

      Me: sees this comment
      Video: Maybe 2 Snickers Bars and a Tube of Lube?
      My mind: Coincidence? I don't think so
      Random comment of mine: that keeps happening to me though not gonna lie 😂😂

  • @pinkbalm975
    @pinkbalm975 4 роки тому +50

    9:22
    Some families call the baby the baby even tho they have a name

  • @thisisahandle01
    @thisisahandle01 5 років тому +46

    Every CinemaSins video ever:
    “[X] seconds of [Brand] logos!”

  • @omaralfar1666
    @omaralfar1666 4 роки тому +20

    14:53 Also, They don’t show us their adult heads, to this day

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 років тому +91

    #1: The Boss Baby was nominated for an award instead of Your Name or A silent voice

  • @lauraabbott3718
    @lauraabbott3718 5 років тому +718

    Everything wrong with boss baby-
    The entire film

    • @powerzgamer7158
      @powerzgamer7158 5 років тому +14

      @Olivia John’s ok

    • @Mr_Poopy_Butthole_
      @Mr_Poopy_Butthole_ 5 років тому +11

      But I actually liked how they threw logic out of the proverbial window.

    • @moved9658
      @moved9658 5 років тому +6

      @Olivia John’s then,why you are watching this?

    • @isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421
      @isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421 5 років тому +10

      @Olivia John’s and your favorite movie sucks

    • @Justin-tp1mx
      @Justin-tp1mx 5 років тому +3

      Imagine an adult man seeing this movie alone...

  • @katherynnephrite5115
    @katherynnephrite5115 4 роки тому +109

    I want to know how all of them read 'Is the kid listening' and then Stacy proceeded to say 'I can't read/write'

    • @zachwillas6329
      @zachwillas6329 4 роки тому +6

      Clearly the biggest plot hole in this whole movie.

    • @polygongaming8859
      @polygongaming8859 Рік тому +1

      ​@@zachwillas6329 Well, I don't remember Stacy reading that, I only remember the Triplets answering Boss Baby.

    • @zachwillas6329
      @zachwillas6329 Рік тому

      @@polygongaming8859 I meant to be sarcastic with the comment. 😅

  • @EraidFreefire
    @EraidFreefire 3 роки тому +13

    A Forever Puppy would be a nightmare. I love how no one mentions the amount of Work that goes into caring and loving a puppy. Like they are just as High Maintenance as a baby.

    • @Nintenblox
      @Nintenblox 7 місяців тому +2

      If this thing really makes nobody want a baby anymore, then Francis has unintentionally caused human extinction

  • @killionaire3651
    @killionaire3651 5 років тому +53

    1. This channel needs a Netflix series.
    2. They should hire more people.
    3.Thats it.
    Imagine the views if there were, more animation, more sins which I can't believe I'm saying God forgive me.
    Conclusion: This channel is so underrated. You guys don't just don't just watch movies, you study them. That's ART.

    • @kawaiiunicorns1054
      @kawaiiunicorns1054 5 років тому +2

      I AM DE BEZT she meant the channel

    • @Bread_Den
      @Bread_Den 5 років тому

      If they hire more people his voice is gone

  • @justaguy5855
    @justaguy5855 5 років тому +805

    The worst thing about this movie is:
    It hates on puppies...AND THAT’S A SIN

  • @the_fandom_queenxox
    @the_fandom_queenxox 5 років тому +136

    This movie got a NETFLIX series...yep
    Can we talk about it ?

    • @garciafever
      @garciafever 5 років тому +14

      Wait seriously? Why would anyone spend time or money into making this a series?

    • @PolyBiBadger
      @PolyBiBadger 5 років тому +6

      garciafever because they just want more money

    • @PolyBiBadger
      @PolyBiBadger 5 років тому +3

      garciafever and to fill time before the sequel comes out in 2021

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 5 років тому +7

      @@garciafever why would an adult spend hours making a baby shake his butt as he is mixing drinks without thinking how they got there

    • @Loulydollx3
      @Loulydollx3 5 років тому

      The series re good

  • @brucewall1600
    @brucewall1600 4 роки тому +13

    "Jimbo a infinite survives this" is like it came out of a newspaper

  • @memesman8281
    @memesman8281 4 роки тому +79

    15:22
    The school bully trying to find the lunch money cliche

    • @jinxuoweme1soda
      @jinxuoweme1soda 4 роки тому

      and i got a verizon ad when i opened it up. . .

  • @dylpickle6123
    @dylpickle6123 4 роки тому +51

    “Im enough”
    Damn he want that attention

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 4 роки тому +1

      My parents told me that my brother was happy that he was getting a sister.

  • @superabi5214
    @superabi5214 4 роки тому +40

    This movie honestly just confuses me everytime I see it, it says he had a lot of imagination and creativity and now I think, "Is he just imagining this whole movie then!?"

    • @nothingness4301
      @nothingness4301 Рік тому +1

      After 3 years, we have an answer. Well yes but actually no

  • @sureshbagul6007
    @sureshbagul6007 3 роки тому +11

    Great movie, it shows the bonding between a father and his daughter which is really beautiful. It even shows how kids these days are pressurised to work hard give their best do lots of H.W. and stuff when they should actually be having fun at this age. The movie is heartwarming.

    • @mahi_mahi962
      @mahi_mahi962 2 роки тому +3

      Wrong movie

    • @Shucksdn
      @Shucksdn 2 роки тому +2

      @@mahi_mahi962 he meant boss baby 2

    • @mahi_mahi962
      @mahi_mahi962 2 роки тому +1

      @@Shucksdn that's what I meant, does the thumbnail look like boss baby two to you?

  • @kawaiidog46
    @kawaiidog46 5 років тому +52

    Oh my gosh I literally heard what he said when he was talking about how babies are made he said you give the cookies and put them in the cake

    • @wolfexxoriginal466
      @wolfexxoriginal466 4 роки тому

      Kawaii Dog 46 time stamp please

    • @wolfexxoriginal466
      @wolfexxoriginal466 4 роки тому

      @Clumsy Chicken _69 A-

    • @rootbeerbellyboy
      @rootbeerbellyboy 4 роки тому

      I just saw the movie like a couple of hours ago and don't remember hearing that but I heard it on here.

  • @Helxari
    @Helxari 4 роки тому +18

    Fun fact : 6:43 what tim was actually whispering about reproduction was "you get the cookies and put them in some cake" if you listen closely (i dont know for sure but thats what it sounds like to me.)

  • @oscarv.4941
    @oscarv.4941 5 років тому +23

    6:42
    Tim: you get some cookies and you put them in some cake
    Boss Baby: Ewww no
    Me: actually that sound freaking AWESOME!
    *Ding*

  • @chriswatkins1467
    @chriswatkins1467 3 роки тому +29

    I find it absolutely funny that the world loves gold fish more than spouses. GOLDFISH!!

    • @ShreyasTripathy93
      @ShreyasTripathy93 3 роки тому

      That's probably the most believable part of the movie

  • @azariacaria
    @azariacaria 4 роки тому +67

    "You get some cookies and you put them in some cake"
    Am i hearing that right? 6:42

  • @missmeme6672
    @missmeme6672 5 років тому +21

    when i saw this was released 2 weeks ago, i was like “no way. i’ve seen this awhile ago. i refuse to believe this!”
    it’s a re-upload..

  • @concededElm32
    @concededElm32 4 роки тому +51

    "You put the cookies in the cake" -Tims parents

    • @thesingingprincess8912
      @thesingingprincess8912 4 роки тому

      ? I dont get get it

    • @concededElm32
      @concededElm32 4 роки тому

      @@thesingingprincess8912 pen in the vag

    • @132o4_
      @132o4_ 4 роки тому +1

      Wrong hole bud. Cake means ass and cookie kinda sounds like cock so safe sex everyone.

  • @JONAH_918
    @JONAH_918 3 роки тому +17

    It's sad that this was made by the same company as How to Train your Dragon

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 років тому +142

    0:38 This is the power of my stand, *[DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP]*

  • @OdinPlays94
    @OdinPlays94 4 роки тому +28

    Actually in LoTR, the novel states that at first Gandalf states "You shall not pass." then he goes on to use magic and shout "You cannot pass!"

  • @bucktoothbob9234
    @bucktoothbob9234 4 роки тому +41

    6:38
    did Tim say “put some cookies and put them In some cake” when he whispers the “sex talk” to boss baby

  • @cassiusfelix2805
    @cassiusfelix2805 3 роки тому +10

    I think this is a pretty interesting concept for a movie.

    • @Doriburu8380
      @Doriburu8380 3 роки тому +1

      What's so interesting about a Baby that sounds like a 40 year old man working at what seems to be a Billion dollar Corporation?

  • @command_blockling_400mc9
    @command_blockling_400mc9 4 роки тому +18

    6:45 Tim actually said ‘they take some cookies, and put them in cake’

  • @Subscriberswithnovideosc-ht9uc
    @Subscriberswithnovideosc-ht9uc 4 роки тому +37

    Imagine going through puberty at age 1

  • @goaway3114
    @goaway3114 5 років тому +87

    At 3:31 Tim’s grades are
    Reading: C C B C
    English: B C C C
    Spelling: C B C C
    Mathematics: C D C C
    Science: C C B C
    I cant read the final one on the bottom.
    However besides the point. Tim is horrible in almost every category and this is 2ND GRADE where stuff is still easy

    • @tidalshores
      @tidalshores 5 років тому +12

      The last one is all C's as well, so yeah. Regardless of the class's subject, that's still pretty horrible.

    • @stonehaynes2998
      @stonehaynes2998 5 років тому +2

      Ikr

    • @stonehaynes2998
      @stonehaynes2998 5 років тому +3

      And notice that he was drawing on his faceXD

    • @Wafflewater
      @Wafflewater 4 роки тому

      uhm... there are +'s too.

    • @guineverebaroque7331
      @guineverebaroque7331 4 роки тому

      The last one is All C's

  • @ThePurplePupUwU
    @ThePurplePupUwU 4 роки тому +5

    10:46 you missed an amazing moment to add in "also, IM MARY POPPINS YALL"

  • @dylanallison2865
    @dylanallison2865 4 роки тому +21

    Did you know the triangle is the strongest shape found in nature?
    Me: Illuminati confirmed

  • @brendanlomax8255
    @brendanlomax8255 4 роки тому +17

    You can here tim say "you get some cookies and put them in a cake" when explaining where babies come from

  • @brodriguez1315
    @brodriguez1315 4 роки тому +38

    Everything wrong with boss baby: The whole movie

  • @felixchen8987
    @felixchen8987 3 роки тому

    this is the first cinemasins video I ever watched. i've been bingeing this channel ever since.

  • @fionnreidy6078
    @fionnreidy6078 5 років тому +25

    "Blink and ill be a teenager"
    and the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon

  • @subscribetomebecauseiwants7906
    @subscribetomebecauseiwants7906 4 роки тому +10

    11:42 Holy balls! Finally someone in this world who’s been wondering the same thing as me for 2 years..

  • @madkirk7431
    @madkirk7431 4 роки тому +96

    Even after the series, we still have NO IDEA what the boss baby's name is.

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 4 роки тому +3

      @Deadpool I can't find that part...

    • @DamnItMantis
      @DamnItMantis 4 роки тому +14

      It's Theodore. They say it at the end of the movie when they "introduce" Tim to the baby.

    • @obi-wankenobi6036
      @obi-wankenobi6036 4 роки тому +5

      So he should be called Boss Baby Ted.

    • @wellyesbutno46
      @wellyesbutno46 3 роки тому

      @@obi-wankenobi6036 hello there

    • @iram8657
      @iram8657 3 роки тому

      @@madkirk7431 in the new movie they call him ted

  • @bntl0rbnn643
    @bntl0rbnn643 4 роки тому +22

    I just noticed, Stacy has a diffrent voice in the Netflix series

    • @watchistoryisanythingbutnormal
      @watchistoryisanythingbutnormal 3 роки тому +7

      And an entirely different personality to go along with it 🥰

    • @caper3987
      @caper3987 Рік тому +2

      @@watchistoryisanythingbutnormal cause she went to kindergarten which is what changed her personality so much

    • @watchistoryisanythingbutnormal
      @watchistoryisanythingbutnormal Рік тому +1

      @@caper3987 that…genuinely makes sense

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka 8 місяців тому +2

      Yeah it drives me insane; basically everyone had their va changed too lmao

  • @briebsaur
    @briebsaur 5 років тому +50

    3:43 did anyone realize that it’s a voltron toy
    Just me? Ok.

    • @Sraxton
      @Sraxton 4 роки тому +1

      @@just_another_editor2956 Beep Boop Beep.
      Gacha detected.
      MUST TERMINATE.

    • @jessemccowan6694
      @jessemccowan6694 4 роки тому +1

      Dreamworks does own voltron, so I wouldn't be surprised

  • @A_Random_Artis
    @A_Random_Artis 4 роки тому +17

    And now we are going to have a sequel to this movie
    *yay*

  • @ChipsAn_Dips
    @ChipsAn_Dips 4 роки тому +26

    Breathing: exists
    Cinemasins: *i diagnose you with sin.*

    • @ChipsAn_Dips
      @ChipsAn_Dips 4 роки тому +1

      reesespiecescups 11 r/woooosh

    • @matthewb1660
      @matthewb1660 4 роки тому

      Every cinema sin start
      [X] seconds of logos

  • @k.eisenberg8119
    @k.eisenberg8119 3 роки тому +38

    Tim: *did you know the triangle is the strongest shape in nature?*
    Bill cipher: you heard me I’m Strongest
    *Edit was to fix a typeo lol*

    • @v1xmix
      @v1xmix 3 роки тому

      Bill was the strongest enemy in Gravity Falls so...I mean if you ignore the fact he was beaten by two 12 year olds on 3 separate occasions.

    • @k.eisenberg8119
      @k.eisenberg8119 3 роки тому +1

      @@v1xmix *that’s the joke :D*

    • @v1xmix
      @v1xmix 3 роки тому

      @@k.eisenberg8119 technically speaking, it's both a joke and true. Dipper and Mable had "main character plot convince luck" on their side, making the op.

    • @TunaBear64
      @TunaBear64 2 роки тому

      But is not the Bestagon, lame....

  • @Gamerandautumn
    @Gamerandautumn 5 років тому +34

    Boss baby: I can do basically do everything.
    Climbing beds: OBSERVE

  • @X_Grave_X
    @X_Grave_X 4 роки тому +13

    9:18 ah yes,what would they do,leave the baby alone?

  • @doodleplayer4014
    @doodleplayer4014 4 роки тому +58

    Girls:oh sweetie where do you live
    "The convention centre"
    Really they believed that!?!?!!???!12:33

    • @hopemueller2658
      @hopemueller2658 4 роки тому +5

      Eh. They're both doing the unbelievablely cute kid trick. So it's likely those ladies would've believed anything they said

    • @thibaultderese16
      @thibaultderese16 4 роки тому +4

      They were blonde.

    • @fandomaddict505
      @fandomaddict505 4 роки тому +3

      Honestly, the way they looked in this scene, especially the baby, make it look like they could be homeless. The sin isn’t ‘they believed it’ its ‘why the f*** wouldn’t any of these women call cps or social services if they thought these young children lived at a convention centre!?!?’

  • @baileeharding8886
    @baileeharding8886 3 роки тому +7

    I was 14 and my brother was 12 when we thought this was a good idea to go see. I don't know exactly what told us "yeah alec baldwin voicing a baby" is fine. But it was either that or smurfs lost village. So we decided on this.