I bet you wrote the bad word youtube censors "JOO" but changed it to kyle lol friggin censorship Gods. I hope you make an episode on how bad the censorship is
It was a truly heartwarming gesture. Kenny recognizes that his friend has just had his dream crushed and with one small act of compassion tries to remind him that he still has his friends to lean on in bad times. He’s a good friend.
I was told I didn’t have the physical abilities to become an actual soldier in the army. I left and never came back but they kept sending me letters that I was the best at handling guns and first aid and they want people like me lmao. After all what they said to me. My passion for the army died when they told me I wasn’t enough to become a whole soldier xD hahhah
@@professorchaos5058"wouldn't of gotten him..." "wouldn't have got(ten) him as a dolphin" or "wouldn't have had him [portrayed] as a dolphin" or similar re-wordings. ftfy
Just wanna point out Kenny was the best friend there. He didn't say anything, didn't try to pick Kyle up or point out an condescending silver lining, he just put his hand on Kyle's shoulder in a "Hang in there buddy, I'll be here when you need me" kind of way.
@@jesuschrist69 yeah but just on his house, out of, his mind aren't so corrupted about s3x he just think about his friend. I don't think being addicted to s3x could make a kid looks so pure as kenny looks.
Yes, Kenny is a s3x addict, but he’s also a good friend, and a very good older brother. Friendly reminder that Kenny, the boy that became addicted to cat piss, is also his sister Karen’s guardian angel in the form of Mysterion. Even when he had a job, he used he money he made to buy her a doll.
@@c0mf0rta61ynum6 no they aren't because that's usually about "doing something, instead of just saying that you're gonna do it" And just simple touch on the shoulder probably isn't gonna help as much because it seemed like he doesn't know what he could say to comfort him
@@tobiascooper8800 he played against adult sized boys, the visual humour implies he was younger and inherently outmatched. Why does that need explanation?
@@Avenus112 the visual humour implies they’re tall are you slow? They’re adult sized bc it’s a cartoon it’s what’s known as ‘exaggeration’ for ‘comedic effect’
I love how the other kids playing basketball were taller than Kyle and actually looked like the real height of real-life children, and meanwhile there's Kyle:smol.
The most gruesome part of this episode was the fact that Kyle went onto have surgery and did a "reverse Michael Jackson", just so he could compete in the sport
Cartman was trying to rip on him to distract him from the downer moment, get mad at him and deflect the moment. Not necessarily in an altruistic manner but we see that Cartman can’t function properly without making fun of Kyle (and real downer moments that he didn’t cause probably kills the moment for him)
@@gideonmele1556 Cartman thrives off ripping on people, especially Kyle, and them getting mad and fighting back. Like the episode where Kyle's family moves to SanFran and Stan tells that, "you know without Kyle to rip on you're going to start to miss him." Cartman doesn't believe him and rips on Butters instead who just agrees with whatever he said which frustrates him. He even goes to great lengths to save Kyle and his family because he needs him.
@@gideonmele1556 now that I think about it I think you're right. Either Cartman's way of comforting kyle was getting him to be distracted by getting mad at him instead, or he was just trying to get a rise out of him for selfish reasons, like the other commentor said. I guess that would also make sense since he said "gee that's no fun" (for him)
@@Edward_Nebiolo That's a complete myth that 1/6 7 footers are in the NBA, it's not even close to being possible as most seven footers are too slow to play in the NBA.
@@jacobgraemoor5778 thats how he encourages people. Like in the episode where stan broke up, he told stan ”what a fag” as to man up and kyle saying not now probably meant that this is not the right time to use that approach, and cartman immediately stopped and just overall looked concerned for stan. There’s not a better driver than proving someone wrong, I think thats what cartman is trying to do here
i don't think he was trying to cheer kyle up necessarily, but i do think seeing him so down made cartman uncomfortable so he was trying to get him back to his normal self at least...if only so he could make fun of him some more
Cartman trying to cheer Kyle up in the only way he knows how. He could really cheer Kyle up if he let him play Beach Bounce! on his Android phone. It's a fun game, even for Kyle.
My tiny rural town's team made it to the state tournament, where we ended up playing a team from Milwaukee. It looked just like a team of Kyle's vs a team of the other kids - with predictable results.
The lesson to learn: if someone is ripping on you in not the right time, tell 'yes you are right'. Don' t give them the opportunity of having satisfication while you are reacting emotionally.
Cartman genuinely couldn’t enjoy ripping on Kyle while Kyle was genuinely sad. It’s little moments like this and when Cartman rescues Kyle from the Fart Cloud in San Fran where you see that Cartman in reality cares about Kyle in his own way. It’s that wholesomeness balanced with Cartman’s over the top sociopathy that makes South Park one of the fucking most genius works of art ever produced for the screen.
Poor Kyle. I think everyone's been there at some point, thinking you're hot shit, only to get elevated to your exact level of guaranteed failure. Kyle was even appropriately nervous about the whole affair, but he powered through it and gave it his best shot, and all he got for his efforts was having his face rubbed in it. Life's just not fair sometimes.
Honestly it's really sad to see that Kyle's best isn't even the other kids' worst. Especially when Stan and Kenny decided to comfort Kyle only for Cartman to rip on him and then for Kyle to AGREE with him. Oh I'm sorry, what I meant to say was that Jews can't play basketball.
I wanted to play sports and was quite an athlete when I was in elementary. Boi can I relate when I maxed out at 5feet. Had to come to terms that I have to give up my dreams. Shits hard man. Those days were hard for me especially looking back at my young self
Watch full episodes of South Park: cart.mn/episodes
So Season 24 won't start until sometime in 2022?
South Park Season 24 Episode 3 Please!!!😃
I bet you wrote the bad word youtube censors "JOO" but changed it to kyle lol friggin censorship Gods. I hope you make an episode on how bad the censorship is
@@unbreakableunion no
Season 24 is coming in September 2021
Cartman is so caught off guard that Kyle agreed with him he feels defeated
fr doe
He gets off on making Kyle pissed, when Kyle is so depressed that he doesn't fight back or get angry, he doesn't see any point in picking on him.
@@masterblaster2678 Good for Cartman
@@masterblaster2678 Yeah it the best bullying hack
Other than ignoring them, agreeing with someone trolling you is the next best thing.
Love how Kenny tried to comfort Kyle
Sometimes silent comfort helps because some people wouldn’t be in the mood to hear it from anyone.
So did cartman in a way
Kenny is a true friend
Bless kenny McCormick!
It was a truly heartwarming gesture. Kenny recognizes that his friend has just had his dream crushed and with one small act of compassion tries to remind him that he still has his friends to lean on in bad times. He’s a good friend.
To this day I cannot even think about Kyle's "knees" exploding without squeaming in discomfort. By far one of South Parks most underrated visual gags.
Gerald’s dolphin look gave me the creep as well
@@alonesssheen3388 oh I member gerald 🍇
Same ,my least favorite episode to be honest
Your pretty right that really creeped me out a bunch.
Dude fr i think everyone cringed when his knees exploded
In all seriousness, telling people they don't have the physical gifts for a sport must be really hard.
Though physicality really only starts to eclipse work ethic at the college level. And by then you kinda see the writing on the wall
I was told I didn’t have the physical abilities to become an actual soldier in the army. I left and never came back but they kept sending me letters that I was the best at handling guns and first aid and they want people like me lmao. After all what they said to me. My passion for the army died when they told me I wasn’t enough to become a whole soldier xD hahhah
@@janinebelleestrada7096 "Hey you're really good ah handling guns n shit, wanna join the army and become our ammo bitch?"
@@janinebelleestrada7096 they could've used your help dude
@Kira war is different
it would be badass if it was sport but war holds the lives of millions
Surprised that Kyle’s dad didn’t sue the team for committing a hate crime.
Same here, facts
If he did we wouldn't of gotten him as a dolphin 🤣🤣🤣
@@professorchaos5058"wouldn't of gotten him..."
"wouldn't have got(ten) him as a dolphin" or "wouldn't have had him [portrayed] as a dolphin" or similar re-wordings. ftfy
@@oneandonlyjark grammar Nazi
@@professorchaos5058 You made a mistake, accept it
It's always funny when Cartman's stereotypes is proven right in South Park.
Funniest one was jews dont have rhytm in s3e1
the funniest part is when he asked Token to play bass because he was black.
@@teoariesda5371 Get the bass guitar from your basement Token!! 🤣🤣
This stereotype doesn't seem exclusive to Jews.
I mean, it's more the racist coach sharing his prejudices.
Cartman wasn't sad due to sympathy for Kyle, he was sad because he couldn't get an angry reaction out of Kyle.
Eric did show sympathy for Kyle multiple times so how do you even know?
I disagree. I feel he was sad for Kyle and wanted to cheer him up in the only way he knew: edging Kyle on until he hit him. Just doesn't always work.
I know. How dare he take the pleasure off Cartman ripping into him!!! The Kippah Wearing Fuck!
(inhales more glue)
dont you say? bra we all know
Obviously, he literally said thats no fun.
Just wanna point out Kenny was the best friend there. He didn't say anything, didn't try to pick Kyle up or point out an condescending silver lining, he just put his hand on Kyle's shoulder in a "Hang in there buddy, I'll be here when you need me" kind of way.
Kenny is the pure one in the group. Even though all he thinks about is sex.
@@jesuschrist69 yeah but just on his house, out of, his mind aren't so corrupted about s3x he just think about his friend. I don't think being addicted to s3x could make a kid looks so pure as kenny looks.
This implies that there is only one way to comfort someone.
Kenny has always be the most mature of them
Yes, Kenny is a s3x addict, but he’s also a good friend, and a very good older brother. Friendly reminder that Kenny, the boy that became addicted to cat piss, is also his sister Karen’s guardian angel in the form of Mysterion. Even when he had a job, he used he money he made to buy her a doll.
Kenny comforting Kyle was wholesome tbh
Stan was by far more wholesome. At least he said something
❤❤❤
@@fluffykitty7480 You know the phrase "actions speak louder than words"? Kenny's actions are a very good example of that.
@@c0mf0rta61ynum6 no they aren't because that's usually about "doing something, instead of just saying that you're gonna do it"
And just simple touch on the shoulder probably isn't gonna help as much because it seemed like he doesn't know what he could say to comfort him
@@c0mf0rta61ynum6 kenny could’ve atleast said something, a simple pat on the back does not help no one
0:50 HIS LITTLE RUN💀💀
help 😭😭 i laughed way too hard at that
Bro it was you🤣
He's really good at basketball
Tru
Yup
Who's good at basketball? However the adults match a wrong height player enter the basketball game with tall talented sport game materials.
Ok 76ers fan
He's Ben "Brick" Simmons
@@Matthewcertified I'm a 76ers fan I respect the Denver Nuggets
Fun fact:The Idea of Kyle playing basketball came from when Trey Parker wanting to play for the Denver Broncos, as a kid
Kyle actually did do awesome, especially given he played against boys five years his senior and five times his size.
They were 2nd graders
Yeah but Jews can't play basketball.
They’re supposed to be his age bruh why tf would he be trying out with high school student the joke is he’s short does this need to be explained?
@@tobiascooper8800 he played against adult sized boys, the visual humour implies he was younger and inherently outmatched. Why does that need explanation?
@@Avenus112 the visual humour implies they’re tall are you slow? They’re adult sized bc it’s a cartoon it’s what’s known as ‘exaggeration’ for ‘comedic effect’
Cartman said it best "Jesus , that's no fun"
you thought Kyle could play basket ball you thought wrong🤣🤣🤣
I love how the other kids playing basketball were taller than Kyle and actually looked like the real height of real-life children, and meanwhile there's Kyle:smol.
No
Aren't they high school teens?
@@Anonymous-kj5ms Huh. I'm sorry, I thought they were around Kyle's age.
@@yagurlainsna u right they would be in 10A basketball
The most gruesome part of this episode was the fact that Kyle went onto have surgery and did a "reverse Michael Jackson", just so he could compete in the sport
That exploding knee scene still makes me cringe
@@vexxama you beat me to it 😆
only to end up with his knees exploding which made it even more gruesome
How are you everywhere- Istg you're like the new mustache guy
Nah, to me Gerald becoming a dolphin was far more horrifying.
Cartman actually looked sad for kyle before he started making fun of him
He was doing that on purpose to make him less depressed in some way
Cartman was trying to rip on him to distract him from the downer moment, get mad at him and deflect the moment. Not necessarily in an altruistic manner but we see that Cartman can’t function properly without making fun of Kyle (and real downer moments that he didn’t cause probably kills the moment for him)
@@gideonmele1556 Cartman thrives off ripping on people, especially Kyle, and them getting mad and fighting back. Like the episode where Kyle's family moves to SanFran and Stan tells that, "you know without Kyle to rip on you're going to start to miss him." Cartman doesn't believe him and rips on Butters instead who just agrees with whatever he said which frustrates him. He even goes to great lengths to save Kyle and his family because he needs him.
@@gideonmele1556 now that I think about it I think you're right. Either Cartman's way of comforting kyle was getting him to be distracted by getting mad at him instead,
or he was just trying to get a rise out of him for selfish reasons, like the other commentor said. I guess that would also make sense since he said "gee that's no fun" (for him)
That’s the joke, they made us think he's gonna comfort Kyle when in the last moment he makes fun of him lol
Love Stan's attempt at comforting his friend
(1:46) Kenny be like 🖐🏻 _“I feel your pain on an emotional level…”_
Kyle just needs a growth spurt.....
Yeah he was just smaller than the other kids
Yup in a Ted talk I watched if you see a 7 foot tall man in his 20s-30s, there’s a 1/6 chance he’s in the NBA right now. Kyle needed some growth serum
And more melanin
@@Edward_Nebiolo That's a complete myth that 1/6 7 footers are in the NBA, it's not even close to being possible as most seven footers are too slow to play in the NBA.
In real life Kids aren't that small
in cartmans own way he was trying to cheer up kyle by taking his mind off his dreams being crushed only one who is allowed to bring kyle down is him
It could also been seen as reverse psychology
@@jacobgraemoor5778 thats how he encourages people. Like in the episode where stan broke up, he told stan ”what a fag” as to man up and kyle saying not now probably meant that this is not the right time to use that approach, and cartman immediately stopped and just overall looked concerned for stan. There’s not a better driver than proving someone wrong, I think thats what cartman is trying to do here
Of course no, shut up
This time he is just teasing him.
i don't think he was trying to cheer kyle up necessarily, but i do think seeing him so down made cartman uncomfortable so he was trying to get him back to his normal self at least...if only so he could make fun of him some more
Cartman trying to cheer Kyle up in the only way he knows how. He could really cheer Kyle up if he let him play Beach Bounce! on his Android phone. It's a fun game, even for Kyle.
A true friend 🤣
Deadass, knowing how to aggitate a friend out of a funk they're in is sometimes more helpful than niceties and platitudes about how it's not all bad.
I’m not sure Android was a thing back in season 9.
stop trying to shill your game
@@ketchup4966 stop trying not to download it.
you know it's serious when Cartman can't get a laugh at other's misery
2:15 Cartman was like “this isn’t how I envisioned it would go”
If he doesn’t get a reaction from Kyle it’s not worth it
Yep pretty much tryna get a rise out of him
The Basketball Coach is really Cartman in disguise
OMG GREAT PLOT TWIST!!!
Makes sense....
Then who’s cartman
cartman from the future
Aside from the Dog Whisperer episode, I think this is the only other time Cartman was neutralized.
PC Principal in his debut episode neutralized Cartman albeit brutally and nowadays hilarious and satisfying.
"It's just that....jews can't play basketball"
I LEGIT SPAT MY DRINK
Lmao
Kyle looked so cute out there 🥰
Gotta love watching some nostalgic and zany South Park, sometimes man.
Fitting word choice for the pfp lol
Yakko, what species are you supposed to be?
Congrats to Matt and Trey for continuing South Park through season 30!!
0:15 Eric Cartman is right about this.
I like how in Cartmans own way he tried to cheer up Kyle by getting him angry but failed
Lol no he didnt he was literally just trying to piss him off
Kyle did great playing Basketball 🏀.
Yeah, he's really good at this sport.👏👏
@@sabreejohnson1551 Yep
Kyle= Trash
@@Matthewcertified He's great in Mugen-ga-ryu martial arts.
@@BigKogaDragonBossMan that give you no right to suck at basketball
I had my dream shattered too, his reaction is on point
Kyle just got to face the truth
I feel so bad for kyle, he deserves more
Ahh, good ol' South Park
My tiny rural town's team made it to the state tournament, where we ended up playing a team from Milwaukee. It looked just like a team of Kyle's vs a team of the other kids - with predictable results.
Bet you’d wipe the floor with “the other kids” in ice hockey, though.
Kyle be ballin!
And that's the moment he decided to become a Conservative podcaster, whose wife is in fact a doctor.
😂😂😂
Hidden origin story found!!
Who, Cartman?
@@mado-wh4jv [slow applause]
@@mado-wh4jv no, Kyle. He's referring to Ben Shapiro
At least kyle tried, trying is better than doing nothing
That's why it's called tryouts
No
1:55 That's Cartman's victory line in Stick of Truth!
I could see that happening
Yeah, Stick of Truth reuses a lot of the show's audio in terms of gameplay.
Seeing cartman poke at Kyle just to get him to be mad instead of upset is a sight that I never knew I'd see.
Can't forget how Kyle's dad asked where's the bathroom for dolphins..said he needed a large tank with salt water 😅
Transpecies rights are not a joke!!
0:37 the world's smallest basketball player
1:18 Someone that Cartman can befriend.
Kyle playing basketball is like looking in a mirror.
I FEEL SO BAD FOR KYLE OMG PROTECT HIM PLEASE
Im so sad for Kyle 😢
1:25 actually made me cry
To be fair Kyle is like 3 feet tall, he’s built like a dwarf
No
He's a young kid lol .
The lesson to learn: if someone is ripping on you in not the right time, tell 'yes you are right'. Don' t give them the opportunity of having satisfication while you are reacting emotionally.
Honestly, it’s not his race or religion that’s the problem, it’s his height.
Poor Kyle, I relate to Kyle in basketball
At the moment I thought Cartman was going to say something nice to Kyle
Nya-nya nya-nya nyaaaaaaa-nyaaaaaaa!
Isn’t it kinda weird that the basketball players are the only people I’ve seen move their legs in the show?😂
Wait... the fact that there are people who can move their legs implies that other people actually just walk like penguins
Well the only time Kyle uses his legs is when he does the "Kick the baby!" Thing with Ike.
Also when randy was wheelbarrowing his balls
Poor Kyle. The sad part is that there are people out there that like to kill a child's dream. I like how Stan and Kenny comforted him.
I don't think the coach wanted to destroy Kyle's dream. He was just being realistic.
Now that’s what I called good ‘ol South Park, just like the good times!
1:50 for once I thought he was actually gonna do something nice
0:48 this is actually goal tending. This should should have counted as 2 points for Kyle's team
The ball needs to be going downwards in order for it to be goaltending. Props for him to actually getting open and getting a ball passed on
No it’s not the ball never even got close to above the rim
Cartman genuinely couldn’t enjoy ripping on Kyle while Kyle was genuinely sad.
It’s little moments like this and when Cartman rescues Kyle from the Fart Cloud in San Fran where you see that Cartman in reality cares about Kyle in his own way. It’s that wholesomeness balanced with Cartman’s over the top sociopathy that makes South Park one of the fucking most genius works of art ever produced for the screen.
Gerald as Dolphin was the Best in the Episode
You know it's bad when even Cartmen tried to piss off Kyle but nothing is working for him.
It’s a sad truth. It doesn’t matter how good you are at basketball. If your short, you not in the team.
1:33 I almost cried. Kyle being sad is the saddest thing on the earth😭
weird furry kyle pfp
the way i wanted to tell kyle that he’s perfectly fine the way he is and give him a hug in this episode
I would wonder if Cartman ripping on him is some attempt to snap him out of his depression. However that seems far to caring for Cartman
But it wouldn't really be that far out of character for him.
You know it’s serious when cartman isn’t pissing off kyle
Poor Kyle. 😞💚💚
bro this is so cute im happy that kenny and stan trying to comfort kyle:)
Kyle just needs a little tikes hoop to help him dunk.🏀
Sandy Koufax was Judaic. He averaged more than nine strikeouts per game.
My god, this episode changed from prophecy to documentary!!😱😱😱
It’s either this is one of the top funniest videos I’ve ever seen in my life, or I’m just really high
"Na na na na na na, you hoo hoo hoo lawhawst, hehe hehe haha"
Always the best part
Poor Kyle. I think everyone's been there at some point, thinking you're hot shit, only to get elevated to your exact level of guaranteed failure. Kyle was even appropriately nervous about the whole affair, but he powered through it and gave it his best shot, and all he got for his efforts was having his face rubbed in it. Life's just not fair sometimes.
No
He’s so small. But the way he runs😂
Angry birds pfp pic 👍
Ok
Damn I just love when Kyle is sad
I like Kyle he is one of my favorite characters
I don't have a favorite character
Kyle is my favorite after Cartman, Butters, Randy, Kenny, Stan, Mr Garrison, PC Principal, Wendy, Token, Timmy, Jimmy, and Kyle's cousin
@Jason Allen he's a good basketball player as long as he plays hard as long as he never gives up he'll be fired up
He’s one of my favorite characters too. There’s just something about him that makes you want him to succeed lol.
I watched this episode and when Mr garrison was outside and Kyle's knee was getting fixed, an EAS alarm played and was terrified LOL
Honestly it's really sad to see that Kyle's best isn't even the other kids' worst. Especially when Stan and Kenny decided to comfort Kyle only for Cartman to rip on him and then for Kyle to AGREE with him.
Oh I'm sorry, what I meant to say was that Jews can't play basketball.
Eric's a good friend.
Theres no better motivation than proving someone wrong
The best JAJJA
He's such a Little Annoying Fat Boy Who Drove an Fat Camp To Lose 60 Pounds
Well, at least Kyle did a good job playing basketball when he first showed up here.☺🏀👏
He's got that fire in his soul never count him out
I just noticed it was a airball before that kid even blocked Kyle shot lmao
So Cartman does have a heart when he actually looked sad for Kyle before picking on him then walked away when Kyle didn't talk back
That's what everyone thought until he started giving Kyle his condolences😅
The way Kyle looking at them Made me Laugh 😂😂
Seeing Kyle depressed, someone should give him a big hug.
I wanna hug Kyle so bad :(
Kyle such a bummer, he even made cartman sad
This brought tears to my eyes
This is one of those moments where I wanted to give him a hug :(
why Cartman always ripping on Kyle 😂😂😂😂
Kenny is the key to all of this.
1:51 This is priceless
Kyle is being heightmogged hard in this scene
I could never play basketball, so I can kinda understand him. Have always been a bench warmer because it wasn't the sport for me.
I was on the school team and I was the shortest player. This is how I looked trying to play basketball.
Kyle is the legit embodiement of Isiah Thomas in 2014 against the Miami Heat
@@Matthewcertified I don't know what any of that means lol. Google help.
@@meganlewis2424 Bruh when Isiah Thomas the basketball player played against the 2014 Heat with LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Christopher Bosh
@@Matthewcertified *nods in understanding*
I wanted to play sports and was quite an athlete when I was in elementary. Boi can I relate when I maxed out at 5feet. Had to come to terms that I have to give up my dreams. Shits hard man. Those days were hard for me especially looking back at my young self
Who else expected cartman to make fun of him
They obviously never heard of Adam Sandler, that guy can ball.
@@FlameOnTheBeat Those legends aren't Jewish which is what the joke is about lol