Love that smiity is a Canadian so when he tried to speak french, he ended up saying french canadian swear words, instead of the classic french things 😂😂
10:54 BREAKING NEWS: we have rare footage of a person saving everyone from a school shooter right before he starts shooting; at 10 we go live with this heroic man to discus what he saw was about to happen, and how he prevented it.
@@cezarsoba Après une examination contentieuse de nos experts*, il aura donc fallut deux ans, deux ans pour couper ce fromage qui, aussi dur que le crâne de notre cher maître fromager, a su nous délivrer toutes ses saveurs du nord de l'Amérique. Cependant quelle fut notre surprise en découvrant que derrière cette épaisse croûte de fromage, ce cache un ongle d'orteil qui a permis au fromage du RanCh Dressere de maturer dans son hâloir plus longtemps. Nous avons laissé la croûte et ce petit bout d'ongle à notre chien Bouboule pour lui faire les dents (ça remplacera les os que nous fournit notre garçon étalier). Après avoir appris le décès de Bouboule quelques semaines plus tard, nous nous attelons à écrire cette critique culinaire. Il nous est immédiatement venu à l'esprit le goût original et fruité de ce fromage à croûte épaisse qui a su raviver notre palais. Bien plus rapide à déguster qu'à couper, nous vous conseillons de prendre ce fromage en entrée, afin que vos convives puissent constater avec impuissance toute la grâce de vos gestes en essayant de couper ce fromage devant eux. En effet, si vous le dégustez après une soirée arrosée ou après un verre de rosé il est possible que vos convives s'impatientent plus rapidement et commencent à manger les restes de votre frigo en guise de dessert quitte à voler votre frigo pour les plus éméché. Pour conclure, il est conseillé de ne pas acheter de frigo pour conserver votre fromage ainsi que vos convives. Si vous mangez ce fromage seul chez vous, n'hésitez pas à l'accompagner avec une salade verte, cela fera de vous quelqu'un de moins dépressif car vous penserai immédiatement (comme nous) au crâne de notre maître fromager qui se reflète sur la salade. Goût : 4.5 ⭐ Saveurs : 4.2 ⭐ Fondant /Moelleux : 0.0 ⭐ Conservation (avec frigo) : assez bien (AB) Conservation (sans frigo) : assez bien (AB) Radioactivité : 4.9 ☢ Note de nos experts* : 3.9 ⭐ Principal défaut : Ne peux pas s'utiliser comme fromage à raclette sans enlever la croûte. Principal avantage : Fait renaître le marché des guillotines qui commençait à décliner après 1789. *inclue Bouboule, notre fidèle compagnon
All SMii7Y wanted was his retro farmhouse 😭 Edit: Right now the likes are at 666, and I feel like that’s a sign that the devil approves SMii7Y’s retro farmhouse dream, so that’s cool I guess.
just had surgery and ive been in bed for the last week binging ur videos, keep up the great work. I would be far more bored without you hilarious content keeping me going and keeping me smiling. All round Good sh*t bro (your sea of thieves videos were absolutely class btw)
When SMii7y was loading the concrete Into the back of the cart,why didn't he move the cart closer instead of running through the building and wasting time?
The first vid of this is quite literally my favorite video of Smitty, and now that we get a sequel… oh boi.
y e s
Thats my favorite tbh XD
Same
The first video was lighting in a bottle
You must admit the first video was so high in chaos and hilarity this vid pales in comparison
Yes
"i have waited a long time for this moment, my little green friend"
-papa palps
Shit it's "I have waited a long time for this moment" sorry guys
@@placeholdername3521 you can edit your comment btw... just press the 3 dots on the right of it :)
Evil cackling intensifies!
@@hughesyy72 had to wait until i was back on PC. You can't edit on mobile browser
@@placeholdername3521 oh damn... I'm on mobile... I can edit but ight
He returned when we needed him most. The Miniature Hulk.
The credible hulk
I think he said in the first part it was shrek
Its pickle rick
Yes
The Unimpressive Bulk
As a french canadian, hearing them say "Tabarnak" was the funniest shit I've seen since fuckin' early gmod vids from the gang to me.
Ugh, Tabarnak, amirite?
@@airplanemaniacgaming7877 eh, blue cheese
Blue cheese
Love that smiity is a Canadian so when he tried to speak french, he ended up saying french canadian swear words, instead of the classic french things 😂😂
As a Canadian I love that too 🤣 aouai èstie 🤣🤣
When
@@iplaygames1497 near the end when they were naming the ranch. He said tabarnak.
@@olivierbasilieres5504 what does that mean lmao 😂
Time stamp?
The amount of chaos this game creates is absolutely incredible
We got borger in the first 3 seconds... this gonna be good!
timestamp?
@@egert3353 0:03
@@egert3353 0:03
@@egert3353 0:03
@@egert3353 0:03
Smittys new character looks like if shrek was a Portland hipster
Edit: someone said the hulk so that too
Looks like Tv hulk...... in hipster jeans.......
!? I don't see an all-black outfit and molotov... Oh, I see, you mean a Portland hipster BEFORE 2020...
@@IAMTHEJUGGERNATE ........... That new hipster update saddens me so I block it out ok?....... It used to be they were just annoying.....
🤣🤣 I mean I guess you can put it like that
As someone from portland, i can confirm there are people who look like that
The fact smitty killed eli while trying to shoot a deer in both ranch videos is just ✨amazing✨
I love how every game smii7y slightly glances at the wrong way absolutely breaks
Ranch Simulator is a bit of a mouthful. I think referring to it as “Rimulator” would be a neat way to cut down on some of those nasty syllables
ummmmm…. interesting name change 🤣
Sounds like a vibrator brand
too much syllable quite nasty
That sounds like the name of a wrestler
Ramulator
I just watched the first one last night, sometimes the world just aligns perfectly
Same
I just randomly rewatched it last night as well XD
same
Ditto!
I love how smi77y just keeps whipping out the king Julian voice no matter the context.
You must be new here...
@@calebswanner30 no my friend. I am far from new. I just love what smi77y does.
Two i’s, not two 7’s
@@ivbremkinjardii5713 that's not the king julian voice, its Matt's friending voice
@@calebswanner30 shh, just let me have this.
We need a part 3! This is what I needed to cheer up.
10:54 BREAKING NEWS: we have rare footage of a person saving everyone from a school shooter right before he starts shooting; at 10 we go live with this heroic man to discus what he saw was about to happen, and how he prevented it.
Underrated af
“Oh blue cheese” Ah yes. What a beautiful, romantic language french is.
Oui en effet, les fromages bleus du RanCh Dressere sont uniques en Europe! 👌
@@copalexdesign911 I just imagined an actual food crtitique their food
@@cezarsoba
Après une examination contentieuse de nos experts*, il aura donc fallut deux ans, deux ans pour couper ce fromage qui, aussi dur que le crâne de notre cher maître fromager, a su nous délivrer toutes ses saveurs du nord de l'Amérique. Cependant quelle fut notre surprise en découvrant que derrière cette épaisse croûte de fromage, ce cache un ongle d'orteil qui a permis au fromage du RanCh Dressere de maturer dans son hâloir plus longtemps. Nous avons laissé la croûte et ce petit bout d'ongle à notre chien Bouboule pour lui faire les dents (ça remplacera les os que nous fournit notre garçon étalier).
Après avoir appris le décès de Bouboule quelques semaines plus tard, nous nous attelons à écrire cette critique culinaire. Il nous est immédiatement venu à l'esprit le goût original et fruité de ce fromage à croûte épaisse qui a su raviver notre palais. Bien plus rapide à déguster qu'à couper, nous vous conseillons de prendre ce fromage en entrée, afin que vos convives puissent constater avec impuissance toute la grâce de vos gestes en essayant de couper ce fromage devant eux. En effet, si vous le dégustez après une soirée arrosée ou après un verre de rosé il est possible que vos convives s'impatientent plus rapidement et commencent à manger les restes de votre frigo en guise de dessert quitte à voler votre frigo pour les plus éméché.
Pour conclure, il est conseillé de ne pas acheter de frigo pour conserver votre fromage ainsi que vos convives. Si vous mangez ce fromage seul chez vous, n'hésitez pas à l'accompagner avec une salade verte, cela fera de vous quelqu'un de moins dépressif car vous penserai immédiatement (comme nous) au crâne de notre maître fromager qui se reflète sur la salade.
Goût : 4.5 ⭐
Saveurs : 4.2 ⭐
Fondant /Moelleux : 0.0 ⭐
Conservation (avec frigo) : assez bien (AB)
Conservation (sans frigo) : assez bien (AB)
Radioactivité : 4.9 ☢
Note de nos experts* : 3.9 ⭐
Principal défaut :
Ne peux pas s'utiliser comme fromage à raclette sans enlever la croûte.
Principal avantage :
Fait renaître le marché des guillotines qui commençait à décliner après 1789.
*inclue Bouboule, notre fidèle compagnon
2 minutes in and I'm already cry laughing!! I swear! We NEED a part 3!
Agree
Agree
Bro 12:20 made me cry laughing
21:15 as a quebecois the following moments made me laugh so hard
Dude jme pissais dessus it was sooo fucking funny
L’accent m’a fait le saut aussi😂😂
@@lasallejr2935 S'tais quand même pas pire on dirait qu'il a pratiquer
J’avoue que l’accent renforçait la blague, ostie que je trouvais ça drôle.
Same
Please play more of this game is so god dam fun watching you guys playing 🤣
Coming back in 2023 and we NEED a part 3
“Now we know what we’re doing.” Chaos ensues.
Narrator: *They, in fact, did not know what they were doing.*
Narrator: in fact they were so clueless on what to do that chaos with sure to ensue
Everything about this game is God tier
Exactly
All SMii7Y wanted was his retro farmhouse 😭
Edit: Right now the likes are at 666, and I feel like that’s a sign that the devil approves SMii7Y’s retro farmhouse dream, so that’s cool I guess.
The fact that its still at 666 after 2 weeks is crazy 😳
@@annihilatorgaming455 It’s at 667 now, SMii7Y will never get his farmhouse 😔
I love thatthey revamped this!
I like how the first word Smii7y thought about in French was "tabarnak", which tells a lot about how the rest of Canada sees us in Quebec...
You know it's gonna be good when everyone is already getting launched in the air in the first 30 seconds
Hearing Smii7y saying tabarnak is the best thing ever. And as a québécois, I fully validate the use of the word
Ça montre qu'il est Canadian et que sa référence du français c'est les Québécois 😂😂😂
Lmao trop vrai
@@felixmorin9320 c’est vrai
This was absolutely hilarious again. I'm gonna need another episode where this time you actually finish a building
I want more of this game
I hope smi7y does a series on this game like when he made one for powerwash simulator
Hearing Smii7y say: "Tabarnack", is something I didn't knew I needed.
Eyy where my Quebecers at
i lost it when he said that, i was not expecting that lol
Ici man! 🤘
@@kael1821 let's go hahaha
@@jonathanmoukarzel2149 ayyyyyy fellow quebecer!!!
YAY IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SOOO LONG AND ITS FINALLY HERE!!!
Smii7y and Jericho: *start a gunfight*
Me: welcome to the Wild West, partner
9:05 Can we admire how good the weather sounds in this game are?
I watched this entire stream from beginning to end. It was an experience
The whole part where you guys started speaking French really got me 😂😂😂 what an ending
TABARNAK XD
Ostie de calisse
@@hwuz de sacrament
@@tayeulecrisse3177 fr I’m actually french
@@hwuz So am I
“ITS BEEN, 5 MINUTES!!!”
I felt this on a spiritual level
I’ve been waiting for a sequel to Ranch Sim, this isn’t going to disappoint
Watching this live was the greatest experience of my life
They need to revisit this game
the way eli just face planted got me crying heheh 13:09
How did I forget about this game, oh I'm so glad there's more.
Love how the immediate reaction to finding a gun was to try to shoot someone
So many empty guns clicking lmao
These videos are always so funny bro I love this gme
One of the funniest games you guys have played in a while
Thank you Smii7y, but we need more of your sweet sweet calcium filled content of this Ranch simulator
It’s the scream/laugh from Smitty when they flew off the map for me 😂😂
I’ve been waiting my whole entire last 3 months for this
WE NEED A PART 3 PLSSSS
We need a 3rd video of this
21:34 Damn, that almost sounded like a Grizzy wheeze 🤣
Exactly bro that’s what I said
I missed this game so much. I still die laughing at the first one.
2:20 The official Thanos VS Hulk Rematch
Please make this a full series
we need more of this
just had surgery and ive been in bed for the last week binging ur videos, keep up the great work. I would be far more bored without you hilarious content keeping me going and keeping me smiling. All round Good sh*t bro (your sea of thieves videos were absolutely class btw)
2:36 that one part of cry of fear
Just a heads up Smii7y if you wanna do any more Teardown modding, there is an Object Posession mod, you can EMBODY the rage of the Treadmill!
This game needs a ton of quality of life that's for sure, no wonder they haven't played it in some time now, hopefully soon they play again
This need part 3: The ranchest
We NEED A PART 3!!!!
I loved the last one can't wait to fucking die laughing 😩😩😩
Yep
I WAS HERE FOR THIS STREAM IT WAS AMAZING
SAAAME
dude the first of this made me laught like vever second - and this just doubled that
i still watch this every other day from time to time hoping theyd play it again
its such a good video
why is this game never in a list of glitchiest games? damn it's got me laughing so hard
Ah yes, ive waited for the Asylum version of the Devengers. The epic fight between Zhanos and Holk.
When SMii7y was loading the concrete Into the back of the cart,why didn't he move the cart closer instead of running through the building and wasting time?
Yeah such SUBOPTIMAL RUN
I hope they keep playing, even though it's broken to hell and probably very frustrating to play around the flaws.
can we please get more of this? this is great to watch yall just play this one weird game XD!
1:47, that aint josh brolin, thats thanos
i like how when you look down at 1:26 you could see it saying real footage but then the game says warzone
5:52 Take it back now, y'all.
one hop this time.
Two hop this time.
This is a series that should be recontinued
Please please please keep playing this game, it’s hilarious
Do part 3: The Ranchiest.
Lmao i love how they littaraly started talking french and swear like a quebec person
Part three please
I hope they come back to this it's super funny
pls do more of this game
8:05 *Skyrim battle music plays*
0:08 when I finish and my girlfriend still wants more:
Can’t wait to see the opening clip on Smii7yminus… 😉
This game is absolutely hilarious lmaooo I really hope that even though they lost a lot of progress they still come back to it :)
CONGRATS 1M SUBS SMII7YPLUS
21:25
Dexter's Laboratory reference.
2:03
Hulk and thanos: American version
Ima be honest. How about driving the car on the road so you avoid doing the glitch for the fifth time?
I’ve watched both ranch simulator videos at least 5 times a piece. We require more
More ranch sim is what in need in my life
11:15 is it just me or when he jumps does he sound like the Lego Anakin skywalker death sound
Huh he does
Huh he does
Will we ever see part 3?
good news lol
from 6:43 look at the money from 100 to 340
It was a reward for purchasing a radio quest.
I need another sequel to this man 😭
I need more of this in my life, please continue this series
I just realized this video was from a stream I watched like WEEKS ago….nice to see it again
This makes me feel a lot better after a shitty day. Thanks Smii7y... ❤️
This is my new favorite game you have played please make more
MOAR SAUCE , MOAR RANCHIER 😂❤
Omg yes finally, AFTER SO LONG A PART 2! 😭😭😭
This is gonna be great