Joke Of The Day 🤣: A Blonde Walks In A Bank To Get A Loan | Random Daily
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The Joke⬇️
A blonde walks in a bank to get a loan.
She says, "I need to borrow $100 for a month".
The banker frowns but takes her information.
Anyways he runs her credit, but can't find a report.
I'm sorry he says, but in the absence of a credit record, we'll have to charge 20% interest on the loan and you'll need to put up collateral.
"What does that mean?" the blonde asks.
The banker says it means you'll have to repay us $120 and you'll need to give us something more valuable to hold on to until you pay us back something more valuable.
The blonde asks, how about my Ferrari?
The banker nearly snorts his coffee all over his desk, but he prides himself on customer service. So he soldiers on.
He runs the title on the Ferrari and what do you know, the blonde owns it free and clear.
Okay he says, I'll print out the papers.
Just so I understand, the blonde confirms, I give you my Ferrari and you give me $100 right?, and then in a month I give you $120 and you give me my Ferrari back?
Yes the banker says that's the deal.
She signs the paperwork and hands him the keys.
He counts out $100 for her and watches her saunter out the door.
A month to the day later he's sitting at his desk when the blonde saunters back in.
She hands him $120 and says I get my car back right.
Yep he says as he hands her the keys. She turns to go but he stops her.
Miss I really have to ask, why did you use a $140,000 car as collateral on a $100 loan.
Oh the blonde says, I got called out of town unexpectedly on business. how else can I park a Ferrari for a month in Manhattan for only $20?
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Excellent Blonde Moment 👍
Yes it was!
That's actually pretty smart for a blonde, I say as I toss my blonde locks back.
Pretty damn smart! 😁
Nice
Thanks! 😬
Careful with that joke. It's an antique.
Where does she usually park it? That's where the bank would leave it. The bank doesn't take possession of a collateral car.
You do know it's a joke, right?
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It's nonsensical, but I don't consider it a joke. There's no humorous _twist_ to the punchline.
She could have left it parked in its regular parking spot and kept her $120.
I wonder what color OP's hair is.
That's a terrible joke - maybe not a joke at all - but it's better than the one in the video.
"I don't consider it a joke"
Luckily, being a joke is not subject to your opinion.
"no humorous twist to the punchline"
There surely is a twist to it. And again, it's a good thing that your opinion doesn't decide things like this.
It has its technical flaws, sure. That doesn't mean it can't be funny.
@@Batmann_ If you found it funny, then that's wonderful, and I'm happy for you.
Meanwhile, humor absolutely is subject to the opinions of it's audience! That's sort of the point of comedy - it's subject to the culture of the locale.
What seems weird to me is taking a non-joke and making an entire UA-cam video out of it. I thought that was worth commenting on.
This joke is absurd, and absurdity is def. a form of humor. But the absurdity of this joke isn't actually the point of the joke, and it falls flat in my esteemed opinion.
@@GeorgeSmiley77 None of that refutes what I said. Being a joke is not contingent upon you finding it funny.
@@Batmann_ Explain the joke to me then. If you actually try, I think you'll discover that you can't. But go ahead and try, and get back to me afterwards. I'm interested to know what you find funny about it, OR to see if you change your mind about the joke being funny.
@@GeorgeSmiley77 The joke was all about how the blonde supposedly tricked the bank into parking her car, for free, for a whole month. This is also the unexpected twist. It's unexpected as it's not really anything you're thinking about and you may be expecting something different due to it being a blonde joke.
Old joke. The original was that President Trump had to securely park five super luxury cars for a month while he had to go away for a month..
..makes me wonder how old this joke really is. 😁