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  • @vrtorres8413
    @vrtorres8413 4 роки тому +4700

    I like how he hurts him self but keeps on touching what’s hurting him

    • @andomi2760
      @andomi2760 4 роки тому +163

      he's russian, what do you expect

    • @rubenhaak2968
      @rubenhaak2968 4 роки тому +22

      Couriois

    • @wanderingsoul1500
      @wanderingsoul1500 4 роки тому +19

      like love

    • @pedromeza2398
      @pedromeza2398 4 роки тому +11

      Like I said, Crazy Ivan, but we love him because he is informative a uses humor that hooks US.

    • @colonelrubix
      @colonelrubix 4 роки тому +10

      Russian power

  • @benroberts536
    @benroberts536 4 роки тому +4899

    He is the kind of person to stick his hand in boiling water and say aw it's hot lol

  • @MrBubas
    @MrBubas 4 роки тому +2091

    Let’s be honest here, *he is the hero that we need in this crazy world*

  • @manjr.6959
    @manjr.6959 4 роки тому +566

    9:09: My parents talking about the reaction they had when I was born.

    • @markbates2114
      @markbates2114 4 роки тому +17

      I haven't laughed that hard before I am glad I watched this while using the bathroom.

    • @vijayaseenivasan7842
      @vijayaseenivasan7842 4 роки тому +4

      mark bates 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ivanmedved9154
      @ivanmedved9154 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @lere1201
      @lere1201 2 роки тому +1

      @@markbates2114 details.

  • @DragonDezNuts
    @DragonDezNuts 4 роки тому +2489

    I LOST IT WHEN HA CALLED THE MANGO AVACADOS

  • @DuckieR6
    @DuckieR6 4 роки тому +1800

    *Touches fire*
    Taras: OWWWW THAT'S HOT

  • @sea81793
    @sea81793 4 роки тому +473

    8:36 "and guess what!"
    Luke: "What?!"

  • @santopadre7284
    @santopadre7284 4 роки тому +425

    0:44 A wise Russian man once said: "if a potato hurts you, stab it"

    • @fl596
      @fl596 4 роки тому +6

      Boris?

    • @averyseriousguy5784
      @averyseriousguy5784 4 роки тому +6

      Potato: *"IDI NAHUI!!!"*

    • @seeps9353
      @seeps9353 Рік тому

      It's a Russian saying in reference to Irish people, it's a metaphor.

  • @bokkejal
    @bokkejal 4 роки тому +897

    Can we just appreciate this man for uploading this knowing everyone is going to make fun of him because he battles with English and makes mistakes, just like all of us do. Hats off to this fella a fine man indeed and a good example to us all.

    • @robinhood3156
      @robinhood3156 3 роки тому +9

      Your right

    • @msrikavya9651
      @msrikavya9651 3 роки тому +4

      He knows that peopleview him for his language

    • @barry1273
      @barry1273 3 роки тому +1

      @@JimmyPizzaDelivery fax

    • @rhondamontgomery4043
      @rhondamontgomery4043 3 роки тому +4

      @@barry1273 I so enjoy him. He is a good guy. It is the closest I am getting to travel to Russia...lol.

  • @jg1212
    @jg1212 4 роки тому +1051

    I'm literally crying after the toilet seat lifter!!!

    • @DrButcher1971
      @DrButcher1971 4 роки тому +15

      Yes! Same here.

    • @simonklint2980
      @simonklint2980 4 роки тому +6

      Same here !! HAHAHA 😂😂

    • @nitehawk3869
      @nitehawk3869 4 роки тому +6

      Me too!!

    • @Robbxmr
      @Robbxmr 4 роки тому +17

      "Ok I'm done..."

    • @ThirdEyeGoat369
      @ThirdEyeGoat369 4 роки тому +25

      Same! And the cake slicer 😂 He eventually gave up and just ate the cake with his hands 😂

  • @Mochibear7703
    @Mochibear7703 4 роки тому +370

    I love this guy, he's so adorable and funny

  • @kokutoryuu8312
    @kokutoryuu8312 4 роки тому +105

    TL;DR: "Ow, it's hot" "Ow, that's sharp" "I broke it"

  • @Leo-xe6rf
    @Leo-xe6rf 4 роки тому +1878

    Touches egg: ahh
    Touches egg again: ahh
    Touches egg again: ahh
    Thoches egg again:OWW

  • @thesenate2879
    @thesenate2879 4 роки тому +340

    5:15 - "You know what, I might have to put 'em on a sun."
    Taras, I think that might work.

  • @FaithfulWriting
    @FaithfulWriting 4 роки тому +243

    2:02 We got here chaaallapinya.

  • @animaster1320
    @animaster1320 4 роки тому +388

    2:55 *cuts a mango*. Boom, avocadoes haven't been easier to peel/

  • @valerioliva9872
    @valerioliva9872 4 роки тому +620

    I love how mad he got at the cake gadget and just starts doing it with his hand 😂

    • @PrinceSingh-rz7qi
      @PrinceSingh-rz7qi 4 роки тому +6

      Valeri Oliva thats the part I’m on rn I had to come to the comments 😭😂

    • @vgames1543
      @vgames1543 4 роки тому +7

      He should have used a soft cake for testing.

    • @grzib
      @grzib 4 роки тому

      hahaha

    • @Nevarez257
      @Nevarez257 Рік тому +1

      Bro had enough! He wanted some cake

  • @zakwhite3863
    @zakwhite3863 4 роки тому +884

    Love how he tries to pronounce a word, and it eventually gets to the point where he gives up and just makes a weird noise instead

    • @SICC13
      @SICC13 4 роки тому

      Zak White 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @em2106
      @em2106 4 роки тому

      Zak White 😂😂😂😂🤣

    • @justinbussell7637
      @justinbussell7637 4 роки тому +23

      "This next gadjit is for cutting the avaca, avavata cajskjsksdjfl slicer"

    • @zakwhite3863
      @zakwhite3863 4 роки тому

      Justin Bussell 🤣 love that part ,I wish that there was an option for subtitles

    • @mkd83993
      @mkd83993 4 роки тому

      @@zakwhite3863 there is on his facebook videos

  • @lukasrozenas9526
    @lukasrozenas9526 4 роки тому +339

    1:33: every guy after quarantine

  • @kamilkhan4250
    @kamilkhan4250 4 роки тому +504

    9:37 i fell from bed laughing

  • @malkavianchild5281
    @malkavianchild5281 4 роки тому +564

    9:42 *Questioning Life Choices*

    • @slowmosounds8947
      @slowmosounds8947 4 роки тому +9

      Lol

    • @xpgbiel1371
      @xpgbiel1371 3 роки тому +6

      I have 3.........i have........:(

    • @achchuthan_
      @achchuthan_ 3 роки тому +1

      so funny

    • @cate01a
      @cate01a 3 роки тому

      what was with that though?

    • @savannarbananar
      @savannarbananar 3 роки тому +2

      @@cate01a I think he just messed up the line and got flustered and then couldn’t remember what he was going to say next. Then he got frustrated. Which happens. 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @gemini9322
    @gemini9322 4 роки тому +934

    “I have three-“ *points to two dogs “... I have two.....”

  • @alvarooravla7694
    @alvarooravla7694 4 роки тому +105

    4:23 WOOOooo...

  • @yonggun1767
    @yonggun1767 2 роки тому +19

    4:30 "sorry guys u ok right?" 😂😂😂😂

  • @Aditya-cb1sy
    @Aditya-cb1sy 4 роки тому +366

    Legends say he is still trying to cut the cake with that tool.

  • @gamingbeast2493
    @gamingbeast2493 4 роки тому +167

    4:18 are you ok? Guys 😂😂

  • @shivani2434
    @shivani2434 4 роки тому +109

    3:25 me after every maths exam

  • @janjanavenido3661
    @janjanavenido3661 4 роки тому +217

    9:27 i have three dogs!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cagethelonewolf
    @cagethelonewolf 4 роки тому +231

    im glad he show's the pain of recording you get really annoyed when you have to keep saying the same line over and over

  • @royalbloodz9643
    @royalbloodz9643 4 роки тому +176

    5:47 "that actually hurted my arm a little bit" 😂😂 love this guy

    • @williamr9004
      @williamr9004 4 роки тому +3

      that was adorable 🥺

    • @Avery_37
      @Avery_37 4 роки тому +4

      you can hear his disappointment in his voice

  • @JJ_0134
    @JJ_0134 4 роки тому +45

    I love how he's optimistic in each clip but it's just all fails right after.

  • @mariia5454
    @mariia5454 3 роки тому +32

    0:30 *”ah, ahh ahhh, ow, ah eh, you know wut-“*

  • @joshua_bluemoon8683
    @joshua_bluemoon8683 4 роки тому +571

    9:30 So you know what this thing costs 500 dollar but i think its worth it i have tree..... But i think its wo, but i thi.. it wo... i have two. I have tree dogs.... *sighs*

    • @MaleficusTenebrae
      @MaleficusTenebrae 4 роки тому +57

      English isn't his first language, Taras is too hard on himself sometimes

    • @raytastic2461
      @raytastic2461 4 роки тому +12

      So he have "tree dogs"? :D

    • @evandroandrade4909
      @evandroandrade4909 4 роки тому +38

      Crazyrussianhacker.exe stopped working

    • @mmwo9061
      @mmwo9061 4 роки тому +8

      Oh my gawd... lol... the struggle

    • @oongaboonga9481
      @oongaboonga9481 4 роки тому +4

      i mean it just blows air, i know it has some mecanical things but..., there are more simplier forms to blow fast air you know.

  • @bakh95
    @bakh95 4 роки тому +115

    2:57 "I mean mangoes" 😂

  • @DudeGuy-zt9eg
    @DudeGuy-zt9eg 4 роки тому +112

    “I have three dogs.............I have two-I have 3” *clearly only two*

    • @NUkekz
      @NUkekz 4 роки тому +8

      I think i worth it. I hads tree dogs now i have two. In next month i hope none will left.

    • @nsadraco2056
      @nsadraco2056 4 роки тому +5

      He has a 3rd one just wasnt showing it

  • @vexwolfrium5347
    @vexwolfrium5347 4 роки тому +119

    8:09 me literally every birthday

  • @danegerous4045
    @danegerous4045 4 роки тому +85

    “Argh! The fire is so hot! I’m burning me on the hot fire!” - “Let’s pour some hot water and... Argh! It’s hot!”
    😂😂😂

  • @Ghost_X4T5
    @Ghost_X4T5 4 роки тому +153

    8:09 He's madlad! 😂

    • @mkamiddleeast6883
      @mkamiddleeast6883 4 роки тому +18

      Laughed so hard when he did tht XD

    • @Ghost_X4T5
      @Ghost_X4T5 4 роки тому +12

      @@mkamiddleeast6883 same 😂 he was actually so pissed off at that point! XD

    • @Ghost_X4T5
      @Ghost_X4T5 4 роки тому +4

      @@cerberus3393 you're a monster! ._.

  • @Kloxbyn
    @Kloxbyn 4 роки тому +44

    8:08 See, he's self-aware and still hilarious.

    • @snowyboi123
      @snowyboi123 3 роки тому +2

      When people take too long cutting a cake for everyone else

  • @veejgo6099
    @veejgo6099 4 роки тому +68

    2:02 "chillapenio" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mark-ish
      @mark-ish 3 роки тому +1

      charlie-pinos

  • @Thisguy56
    @Thisguy56 4 роки тому +232

    Thanks for the laughs man I needed them.

  • @quizyn900
    @quizyn900 4 роки тому +204

    “I think i cut myself” Well you are bleeding

  • @zae2193
    @zae2193 4 роки тому +137

    "i burnd my habd on a glass lid"
    6:20

  • @laciewhitman3584
    @laciewhitman3584 3 роки тому +4

    Did anyone else just randomly get this in their recommended even though they haven't seen him in years?

  • @vineeth547
    @vineeth547 4 роки тому +336

    9:27 crazyrussianhacker.exe has stopped working

    • @ProdReign_
      @ProdReign_ 4 роки тому +3

      Vineeth Paul underrated comment 😂

    • @ethanolcarbonyl4025
      @ethanolcarbonyl4025 4 роки тому

      True

    • @em2106
      @em2106 4 роки тому +2

      Vineeth Paul 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he struggled so much ☠️☠️☠️

    • @em2106
      @em2106 4 роки тому

      Vineeth Paul 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he struggled so much ☠️☠️☠️

    • @em2106
      @em2106 4 роки тому

      Vineeth Paul 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he struggled so much ☠️☠️☠️

  • @Loner_Kun
    @Loner_Kun 4 роки тому +144

    He has literally become electroboom of kitchen.

  • @vinceoldenhof7117
    @vinceoldenhof7117 3 роки тому +16

    **moves his fingers through fire**
    "Ahh! it's burning"
    "Ahh! It's too hot"

  • @Player-ub9tg
    @Player-ub9tg 3 роки тому +20

    Picture one: avocado
    Picture two : Mango
    CrazyRussianHacker : They are same pictures

  • @dashte3111
    @dashte3111 4 роки тому +72

    9:23 me trying my best to discuss my topic in class

  • @MikeAwesome-OneofakindX
    @MikeAwesome-OneofakindX 4 роки тому +116

    8:37 lost it

  • @colin141
    @colin141 4 роки тому +62

    1:15
    *grabs a metal can in boiling water with bare hand
    "AH! Man use safety its hot!'"
    *attempts to grab can with bare hand again

  • @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj3445
    @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj3445 4 роки тому +53

    4:35 this is the funniest thing i have watched all day
    5:45 lol hurted
    6:15 hahahahaha

  • @juan78501
    @juan78501 4 роки тому +49

    Taras brings so much joy to our lives!

  • @protmreaper_xxx8695
    @protmreaper_xxx8695 4 роки тому +79

    6:15 The way the Bacon gadget slides all over the place XD. I work in a kitchen so i feel you, Glass lids can get very hot :)

  • @pumpkintomb3241
    @pumpkintomb3241 4 роки тому +18

    6:15
    The bacon was like, TRY ME, TRY MEE!

  • @shayne2559
    @shayne2559 3 роки тому +10

    4:46 I present to you! the leg breaker 9000

  • @alysocks7194
    @alysocks7194 4 роки тому +32

    4:30 THATS SO FREAKIN CUTE lil 'sowwy guys u ok wight? :'( ' that made my heart melt

  • @metaled7763
    @metaled7763 4 роки тому +64

    The toilet one, three times 😂

    • @grassroot011
      @grassroot011 4 роки тому

      Three times the charm, he's heard. OOOWww

    • @Gilespargiter
      @Gilespargiter 4 роки тому

      yes. try it the other way round. . .

  • @celpie4921
    @celpie4921 4 роки тому +9

    bruh i was crying of laughter through this whole thing

  • @riqdotwav
    @riqdotwav 4 роки тому +21

    9:43 me everytime i try to pronounce "ridiculously" correctly

  • @droggelbecher3372
    @droggelbecher3372 4 роки тому +52

    CrazyRussianHacker : hurts or burns himself
    Also him : I'M JUST GONNA DO IT AGAIN

  • @TomCosg
    @TomCosg 4 роки тому +47

    My favourite part was when he went “ooouughaaarghooww”

  • @sofarexistenceisprettymeh.9054
    @sofarexistenceisprettymeh.9054 4 роки тому +2

    Best video I've seen this week, thanks for the laughs 😂😂😂

  • @MrDJEnteify
    @MrDJEnteify 4 роки тому +58

    I lost it at 9:24 😂 i'm laying on the ground 😂😂

    • @mrerror_yt
      @mrerror_yt 3 роки тому +1

      Im deadth in the cake part 😂

    • @brandonadam7167
      @brandonadam7167 3 роки тому +8

      *I have three......but I think its worth eh- but I think a-wu-eh...I have two-I have three dogs*

  • @layinfinity2745
    @layinfinity2745 4 роки тому +133

    0:48 me everytime in the bathroom

  • @plumss1311
    @plumss1311 4 роки тому +34

    I love how he keps calling the mangoes avocados

  • @tacopuddles4890
    @tacopuddles4890 4 роки тому +18

    5:46 owww I actually hunted me arm a lil bit

  • @peterjarnes25
    @peterjarnes25 3 роки тому +1

    Great one Talus! Love the effort given on all projects.

  • @bradlee6688
    @bradlee6688 4 роки тому +65

    He really got me laughing in the middle of the night

  • @criller9910
    @criller9910 4 роки тому +71

    3:05 OH SHIIII

  • @abby4056
    @abby4056 4 роки тому +8

    “This is how you boil a hot potata AAAAHH is haatdooo”

  • @true_monstah
    @true_monstah 4 роки тому +49

    "AGHH!! ITS HOT!!"

  • @cludyxx4571
    @cludyxx4571 4 роки тому +16

    1:53 "oh man I slipped" this man must be protected at all costs

  • @MrFungii
    @MrFungii 4 роки тому +16

    *Literally touching fire*
    "OW, thats hot!"

  • @1977niallo
    @1977niallo 4 роки тому +14

    0:48 Me everytime when i'm in the bath

  • @woiwoiwoi5625
    @woiwoiwoi5625 4 роки тому +43

    6:20 "I burnd my HABD on glass lid"

    • @notourz
      @notourz 4 роки тому +1

      I didn't even NOTICE the typos Ifkksigjwka

  • @im_izz
    @im_izz 4 роки тому +62

    I remember watching this part a while ago 6:13, I'm laughing like I'm going crazy for real.

  • @johnrambo7897
    @johnrambo7897 4 роки тому +1

    You make my day sir 😌😂😂😂 thank you 🙏🏻

  • @Animekillerwelcometomychannel

    Most of these clips just made my day...

  • @STRIX357
    @STRIX357 4 роки тому +7

    ''IS HOT'' counter right here
    |
    |
    \/

  • @maxdrz_
    @maxdrz_ 4 роки тому +70

    1:23 subtitles say:
    ‘Fighting me flame fighting Megan oh she's too hot’

    • @markbates2114
      @markbates2114 4 роки тому +1

      I was coughing after reading that...

    • @aestro2697
      @aestro2697 4 роки тому

      Hi Max 🤣

    • @markbates2114
      @markbates2114 4 роки тому

      @@aestro2697 what do you mean?

    • @aestro2697
      @aestro2697 4 роки тому

      @@markbates2114 he is my irl friend i just found his comment

    • @markbates2114
      @markbates2114 4 роки тому

      Happy oh ok

  • @infinityairrow1064
    @infinityairrow1064 4 роки тому

    this is the genuine wholesome content i want

  • @ColdVergil1
    @ColdVergil1 4 роки тому +1

    Good god I havent laughed so much in so long, thanks crazyrussian!

  • @pedromeza2398
    @pedromeza2398 4 роки тому +30

    After watching all these failed and injuries, I have finally seen what a Crazy Ivan is.

  • @skillfullsparrow
    @skillfullsparrow 4 роки тому +86

    I love it at 8:10 he just gives up with the cake 😂 I love this man keep up the hard work and the mre bags are the best vids❤️👌🏻

  • @Angad._
    @Angad._ 3 роки тому

    Dude this video is better than literally all funny videos on internet😂😂. Please make more like these

  • @CarnivoreCapers
    @CarnivoreCapers 4 роки тому

    Thanks for making me laugh. You're awesome.

  • @mariagarcia-duarte797
    @mariagarcia-duarte797 4 роки тому +38

    luke is just answering to your “guess what” lol

  • @protmreaper_xxx8695
    @protmreaper_xxx8695 4 роки тому +54

    4:35 aaawww. Does it 2 more times XD

  • @Louiemaxwell07
    @Louiemaxwell07 4 роки тому +1

    Generally cried laughing Tysm love the vids

  • @habibyahya788
    @habibyahya788 4 роки тому +2

    this made my day.. thanks

  • @gavincall5929
    @gavincall5929 4 роки тому +28

    I would really haven’t laughed this hard in so long thank you for blessing us with this video

  • @fastfarari
    @fastfarari 4 роки тому +12

    This is the video we all have been waiting for😂😂

  • @NessieMyers
    @NessieMyers 2 роки тому

    Oh my gosh! This is hilarious! I laughed so hard. Awesome dude! Gotta love him 😂

  • @yesterdayistoday8760
    @yesterdayistoday8760 4 роки тому +1

    HAHAHAHAHA I NEEDED THIS. Thank you

  • @sonicbladestabber
    @sonicbladestabber 4 роки тому +40

    4:35 Introducing the all new, Shin Blaster 9000!

  • @eckspeck8275
    @eckspeck8275 4 роки тому +32

    Lost it when he was so frustrated 9:15 😂😂😂

    • @junibuggaming671
      @junibuggaming671 4 роки тому +4

      Same. I'm surprised I didnt see more comments talking about this one

    • @bertjedekat
      @bertjedekat 4 роки тому

      So i didn't get why he was frustrated or what happend.?

    • @ProdReign_
      @ProdReign_ 4 роки тому +1

      The Phoenix he kept messing up what he was saying

    • @mexalcorta
      @mexalcorta 4 роки тому

      The Phoenix he was having a stroke

  • @xingadora6918
    @xingadora6918 4 роки тому +16

    "ah I think i cut myself"
    shows bleeding finger

  • @tyronegungadeen3646
    @tyronegungadeen3646 2 роки тому

    😂thanks for making our day!

  • @slobearz2308
    @slobearz2308 4 роки тому +56

    6:20 "I burnd my habd on a glass lid" HAHA