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Ok so here me out. George Lucas was a complete fucking moron who couldn't write good stuff to save his life. Like the Disney Star Wars or not they did make better and more fight scenes and space battle scenes while George Lucas was dumber than a dipstick and more confusing than an Italian car like who puts the battery under the engine so if you ever need a jump you have to take the engine apart?!
Links don’t work anymore
@@Tobiroxxon UA-cam keeps making unnecessary dumb changes. It is what it is
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The worms weren't actually going to kill Padme. They were going to lay eggs so their kids could hire someone to kill her
But the kids didn't want to Padme kill themselves so they hire Palpatine to go kill Padme.
But he doesn't wanna do it himself. So he asks Count Dooku.@@jag_rex2412
Oh no
@stephsloan4643 oh yes
@@jag_rex2412OH SHI
“In order to confuse your enemy, you must confuse yourself first.”
- Tank Stubbs, probably
That General stole my element of surprise
I said that
@@tank-stubbs I’ll put your name on my comment if you want
zan zhu said that and i think he knows a little bit more about fighting that you do
@@AV.Creative I‘m interested in chinese history but i didn‘t find his Name. Wich book did you read?
Palpatine: “I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows an alien, who knows a robot, who has bugs.”
😆😆😆
LOL
Padme in episode 3: Fine I'll do it myself.
Just because they're humans doesn't mean that every one of them isn't also of an alien population.
Lol
"There's always a...smaller...fish???"
- Quite Gone Jim or something
Sum shi abt lizards I bet
Queer Gnome Gym is so cool, I just wish Barf Mall didn't stab him back in The Pantone Mantis, must've been really heartbreaking for Oily One Connolly to see his master die in front of his eyes.
Earth Worm Jim?
Quite a guy gin?
@@kingh996 no it's Quiet Tom-Jim...get it right dude are you even a fan? 🙄🙄☝🏻
And then, in Lego versions of the universe, the bugs set up a complex rope and pulley system to drop an Anvil on Padme
but the anvil didn't wanna do it itself... so it used GRAVITY to go kill Padme!
@@CinematicSeriesGaming then Anakin kills the bugs and thinks, maybe I should kill Padme…
@@sinistersh0t2741 but then he decides it's too much trouble to force choke her so he gives up, and then Padme decides she should kill Padme
@@CinematicSeriesGaming hi
@@CinematicSeriesGaming 😆😆
Padme's emotions "Fine I'll do it myself."
Cue Inside Out theme
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
more like Padme's Children
🤣🤣🤣
@@vader567 no she literally died of sadness, not even childbirth lol
At first I thought it was a setup for a joke.
And then I realized, it’s no joke
Just like the Prequels in general.
Same..
That’s no joke, it’s an insult!
@@ryguythesci-figuy81 the prequels are an insult to themselves
@@owyemen9367 I know haha. Was just attempting to reference the “that’s no moon” line.
Lightsaber❌
Gun❌
Poison❌
ROBOT❌
BUGS!?!?!?!?❌
Childbirth✅
Lightsaber❌
Gun❌
Poison❌
ROBOT❌
BUGS!?!?!?!?❌
Childbirth❌
Getting choked❌
Heartbreak🛎🛎🛎 We have a winner!
Emotional damage
Luke and Leia: fine. We'll do it ourselves.
She died of a broken heart. Just because you don't understand it, doesn't mean it's stupid. It means you are. Lawyered.
The bugs got her pregnant
Then Anakin kills the bugs and thinks "fine I'll do it myself"
💀💀💀
💀
Don't wanna be that guy buuuuuut WELL ACKSHUALLY... Palpatine did end up killing Padme. Just off-screen... He was draining her life force during a Dark Side ritual while Vader was in his cybernetic surgery to keep him sustained, hence why the medical droids couldn't explain why they were losing her, why she's "lost the will to live." Her being Force Choked by Anakin had nothing to do with dying, it was just a bonus for Palpatine to easily manipulate and make him think that it did.
So this fact just makes the video even more funny, Palpatine went through all that trouble but in the end he did it himself anyway, just from a distance, while of course lying to a newborn Darth Vader who would've crushed his windpipe if he ever knew.
@@plague6174 I actually don't know about this, thank you
@@plague6174 source?
I still remember the theatre laughing when Anakin jumped out of the shuttle with Obi-Wan only to just have him be like “ugh Damn it not again!”
"Hate it when he does that." Watch your mouth.
@@JohnSmithAnythingChannel bro tf you mean watch your mouth? All he said was damn
Obi-Wan also says this as if he literally didn't just do the same thing when he jumped out a window 30 seconds earlier.
@@JohnSmithAnythingChannel profanity police
@@mr.funtimefishy watch your mouth , you know … like look at your mouth with ur eyes ? Preferably in a mirror , What don’t u get ?
I read a news article like this. An Asian businessman hires a hittman for something like 200k to kill a rival. 200k hires someone else to do it for 100k because he doesn't want the risk involved. 100k hires someone else for 50k for the same reason. 50k hires someone for 20k, and 20k is so insulted by his contract he tells the target to fake his death. They all get caught.
Was expecting for someone to bring this up
Lmfao
An extremely satisfying resolution. 😂
I was hoping someone said something
The funniest thing is that
They all were given jail time , every person's time halved according to the hierarchy of payment
“In order to confuse your enemy, you must confuse yourself first.”
- Tank Stubbs, probably
You just took this comment from above
This is unironically how you’d want to kill a high profile senator.
Right. And the shapeshifter fell into enemy hands so she couldn't be left alive to reveal critical information even if Padme were killed. She became the new target, and they certainly couldn't risk attempting to kill Padme again AFTER the shapeshifter either
Ehhhh. The more people involved in a plot the more likely either someone screws up or it gets revealed. Jango should’ve done it himself. After the ship exploded, there’s no way you would kill her without raising suspicion so really should’ve just shot her through the head.
@@811chelseafc that’s not how it works. The more people equals more potential fuck ups only applies when you enlarge the operation. What we have here are degrees of separation. The further removed you are from the assassination, the less likely you are to get caught down the road.
@@ursidae97 Why couldn't he have killed both of them at the same time. Could you please explain why he didn't do that?
@@anthonyortiz350 he only got one mouth?
At least this was never tracked backed to palpatine 😂
I think that was the point.
@@oliveragag8576 yup, but palps didn’t know that this was going to happen, and the way Obi-Wan traced it back a couple of times to dooku is hilarious
True
First off it wasn’t palpatine who wanted her dead. It was nute gunray. Dooku was the one who ordered her assassination. Palpatine took measures to make sure she WASNT killed. And count dooku couldn’t do it because the attention would be focused on him and he was still focused on hiding himself to build his separatist movement at them time so yes it makes sense that he hires someone else. Also jango fett said he wanted the assassination to be quiet so yes it makes sense that he hires someone that uses toxic bugs to do the job. So yea before clinging to this air head, maybe pay attention. His entire video on the prequels is one big dumpsterfire
@@Gooooofey ok, but it is also hilarious
"So you want Padme dead?"
"Yeah"
"So you're gonna kill her?"
"Well yes, but actually no"
@Dyslexic Mitochondria got it bro 👍
This also makes it more difficult to trace
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You're*
"Your enemy can't guess your strategy, if you don't have any"
-Sun tzu, Art of war
What’s even funnier is that they die in the reverse order, bugs, robot, shapeshifter, Jango fett, Count dooku, and then Palpitine
Omg lol
And then Padme!
@@Watchful0ne Padme was before sideous, but pretty close
@@ProudPatriot1944pretty close? There was about 25 years in between padme and sidious 😅
Not counting the sidious clone.. then it’s was even way more 😊
@@RichD1011closer to the majority then palps is
"But the worm doesn't want to do it themselves, so they hired their virus from their venom to kill padme"
True
@@8820ac but then The Virus didn't want to Do it, so they send a multicellular atom to kill Padme
@@AkaniOfficial but the multicellular atom didn’t want to do it so it sends an actual atom
@@Dragonfruitinspace But the atom didn’t want to do it so it sent toxins that would end the life of its recipient
@Jason but the sun didn’t want to do it so it sent literally NOTHING to kill padme
"The Enemy Won't know what you're doing if you Don't know what your Doing"
*Sun tzu Art of Beer*
You're*
@@randomtf2guy295 Oh boy you must be fun at parties
That American Military Doctrine, my guy!
Reeb of tar
To confuse the enemy, you must first confuse yourself
I totally lost it at "Palpatine sends a man, who sends a man, who sends a shapeshifter, who sends a robot who sends BUGS..." XD
And padme ended up getting closer to anakin and became the last straw that leads to his downfall.
Palps: "it's...uh...part of the plan actually 👀"
Palpatine wasn't the one that wanted to assasinate Padme. It was Nute Gunray
@@Yeagerbonebone yea but palpatine needed to kill her bc gunray wouldn’t help with the droid army unless padme was dead
it actually was, palpatine is literally the one who suggested that her jedi guards be "an old friend like master Kenobi" and by association anakin.
@@NBE21 Then why did he order Padmé's assassination?
@@fuckthisstupidasshandleshit He didn't really, at least we do not know that he did. The assassination of padme was pushed by Nute Gunray the leader of the trade federation from the first film. in Attack of the clones when Obi-wan is spying on a meeting between Dooku and Gunray he is saying "What about the Senator from Naboo? Is she dead yet? I’m not signing your treaty until I have her head on my desk." so the actual motivation for the assassination was a deal between Dooku and Gunray to get him to join the confederacy. At this point they were not actually officially aliened yet.
Now we do not know palatines involvement in okaying this deal, but the deal itself was between Dooku and Gunray, and palatine did need the trade federation to join with the other separatists so that they would add to the still being built droid army.
So for the first assassination attempt it's kinda unclear if palatine even had any involvement as he was basically just telling dooku to get the separatists together and to lead them to war. And it's certainly possible that in his efforts to do so dooku just ordered the assassination as a means to that end.
What we do know is that after that attempts failed Palatine himself recommended that obi-wan one of the best jedi knights around at this point and Anakin the chosen one who he is already targeting with his influence, be the ones that protect her and thus pretty damn well ensures she won't be killed.
on top of that is also leads to obi-wans investigation that discovers the clones just in time for the vote on the military creation act to come down and palatine being given the emergency power to create and use the army.
so in total this plot was helping bring the sepratits to full power with Gunray joining dooku and the others, had the clones discovered, pushed the republic to vote to give palatine the power to use them to make an army and basically start the wars. And also brought padme and Anakin close together which would be a huge point of influence over Anakin that palatine would lean on over the years.
So the plot is "double it and give it to the next person" in a nutshell lol
Lol! Love the reference.
Haha
Mois
Accurate
@@kissmysoupok
Never let ‘‘em know your next move
Got’em.
Never let yourself know your next move either, apparently.
@@deaconpoole7577 they can't know what I'm doing if I don't know what I'm doing
@@deaconpoole7577 never know what the hell you're doing
@@haddy106 who are you, who is so wise in the ways of the world?
Jango had to cover his tracks. He couldn’t risk letting the Jedi interrogate Zam and finding out he hired her, which would lead to them interrogating _him_ and learning about Count Dooku’s hand in the operation.
Of course, in his decision to use a Kaminoan saberdart laced with a fast-acting toxin to eliminate Zam, he inadvertently led the Jedi right to his base of operations, as he didn’t anticipate that Obi-Wan would have a non-Jedi friend (Dexter Jettster) who could identify that the poison dart was from a certain planet (Kamino) that had been carefully erased from the Jedi Temple’s cartographic records.
ZAM😍😍 SHE 12??
Ethier that, or it was the way to lead the Jedi to Kamino, without involving any of the interogation part. Considering Dooku deleted it from the archives, and the Jedi had to be guided there somehow
“There’s always a bigger fish”
"There's always a smaller fish"
This is gold
If I knew you in real life I would definitely come your tab one day
Or a smaller bug.
@memeboi_216 a balanced gandalf
The lengths you’ll go to when you’re lazy is insane 😂
Built different ☠️
Built lazy😉
Except Jango.
He will go out of his way just to make things harder.
I think we could be better off if certain people were lazier. Look at the outcome! One job turned into three and a dangerous criminal was taken off the street. Palapatine for President.
@@pokimanefartcompilationironically enough your not wrong if he wasn’t worried about boba he probably would have walked in there and got into a shoot out with obi wan and anakin
The funny thing is. This is how ACTUAL political assassinations work.
This is cosmonaut we're talking about he aint the most intelligent t9 understand anyhting
@@synchaos9141I don’t like him so therefore he must be stupid
@@synchaos9141bro, this was a very reasonable criticism of some very mediocre movies.
@talpho3301 you know the original trilogy had shit like this you could nitpick right, like why did they freeze Han in carbonate and not just kill him if they knew he was gonna be a problem later, George Lucas has always written like this
No just political ones. In China, a guy hired a hitman who hired a hitman who hired a hitman and so on until eventually one of them was getting paid so little he just decided to tell the police.
And Jar-Jar was secretly behind it all
@@kobyma2 🤣
Yeah, George Lucas really thought this through
Edit: Yes, I saw the “lucy” typo
LUCY! ITS FREAKING LUCAS
@@mostafamamdouh9323 that was the joke
Lucy LOL
@@mostafamamdouh9323 r/wooooosh
@@jacobrick8502 no I think it’s just a typo
no padmes were hurt in the making of this video
I'm afraid quite a lot of Padmes were harmed, actually. Some didn't make it ;(
those were just Doppelgängers@@CinematicSeriesGaming
@CinematicSeriesGaming but did he actually want padme dead or did he want anakin and her to get closer 🤔
if palpatine decided to pursue anakin before episode two, anyone know what is strategy was to turn anakin when deciding to kill padme straight up? instead of convincing anakin he could save her to turn him to the dark side?
Not for lack of trying!
Padme: "I am inevitable"
Anakin: *"Are you sure about that?"*
I don't get it.
@@camdenprime5430
In Star wars Revenge Of The Sith (ROTS), on the Musufar planet scene when Padme tries to talk Anakin out of the Darkside he ends up force choking her making her unconscious which would later lead to her dying when she gave birth to Luke and Leai.
@@mastersoda270 Yes, I know that. I meant the "I am inevitable" part.
@@camdenprime5430
Oh mb, also The I am Inevitable part is the line Thanos Uses when he tried to snap in The Avengers Endgame final fight scene.
@@mastersoda270 Ok.
“Palpatine, do you want to double it and give it to the next person?”
"So you want me to kill padme"
"Yes"
"But why you kill me"
"I don't know"
Well in the movie the reason is that the shapeshifter was about to snitch on Jango to the Jedi
Many Padme's died to bring us this video.
This is legit that one crime scene where 5 men tried to kill someone for money
5?
The pink panther movie
Reindeer Games
@@quitstalin happen in real life also
@@quitstalinoh my god someone else remembers those movies 😂
Because Palpatine didn’t really want Padme dead. He just wanted Padme to be threatened so she could be with Anakin.
Nah that man tried to straigh up murder her multiple times not a plan just shit writing
@@aaronrodgers7579Palps didn't want to kill her yet and only 2 attempts were made at her life. The first attempt was because of the Separatists idiots jumping the gun. Then Palps did this so that they'd send her away in secret with Anakin, so that they'd develop their feelings over each other. It sounds funny due to Cosmo's eccentric voice but he's deliberately removed context. Like it's overly complicated when you focus on just Jango's plan, just diss that.
@@aaronrodgers7579no, just moronic viewers. Palpatine doesn’t want Padmé dead. Nute Gunray wants her dead, that’s his demand to joins the separatists. So Dooku, needing to preserve his reputation hires Jango, the head of a bounty hunters guild to kill her, who in turn assigns the job to Zam. Palps is just taking advantage of the situation to push Anakin and Padmétogether since his long term goal is to turn Anakin. It’s actually incredibly simple if you have an iq higher than your age
@@es3grimz217That makes no sense either lmao, so this dude who wanted her alive, paid someone to kill her, but drew up the most outrageous plan in existence so that they’d fail? Why didn’t he just hire Jango to give her a scare or miss on purpose or something, she was literally seconds away from dying lol
@@spacecadet4191 Complicated? Yeh, but not due to Palp's plan. It was all Jango.
As far as Palps knew, Jango agreed to do the mission, and he knew it wouldn't be done because Anakin or Obi would have stopped it. He didn't ask Dooku to ask Jango to ask his friend to do it. It was Jango that made it complicated because of the increase in security. Anakin and Obi would've sense killing intent from either bounty hunter, so a robot seemed logical to use, but then R2 would have scanned the Droid, so the worms were used to to their small size and poison. But even with that in mind, Anakin still sensed something wrong and jumped in.
Jango also wanted to separate himself from it and only followed to clean it up after it failed.
fun fact, he never actually wanted her dead. he only needed anakin to feel like she was constantly in danger
Ya I didn't catch that when I was younger but I rewatched the prequels recently and noticed alot of stuff similar to this; where it seems like its badly written or over the top theatrics but really its Palpatine pulling the strings. Rewatching them really gives an idea of how much is going on behind the scenes to manipulate Anakin. Wild stuff, I think the prequels are seriously underrated
that's actually kinda crazy I've never realized that
That is dumbest shit I’ve ever heard
he tried to blow her up and he also placed her in an arena filled with animals, he was really lucky that they didn't kill her
He actually kinda did.he just changed his mind when panaka told him about the marriage
Let's not forget that, instead of the robot blowing itself up or leading Anakin and Obi-Wan in the wrong direction, it goes straight to Zam, who, instead of trying to blend in with the likely millions of other flying cars or ditching her vehicle and, you know, shape-shifting (which they didn't know she could do yet), she flies around like an alcoholic student pilot after happy hour. Then, instead of trying to exit the club while Obi-Wan is sitting there chilling, she tries to sneak up on one of the guys who detected a couple of irate centipedes without even being in the room.
She is a shapeshifter but the force could help see the intentions of others.
@@mitchellphillips9166true, but she didn’t know that. She could’ve at least tried to blend in first
Everyone was a moron in these movie
@@thenitpickchannel9993it was gonna show her shapeshifting to try to blend in but George Lucas cut it out because it was “ unnecessary “
1500th like
the representation of this in lego Star Wars deserves a sub
Dropshipping assassinations is wild
So a politician tells his assistant to hire s contractor, who gives his job to an alien that works on a machine with bugs.
Suprisingly accurate.
Definitely has big “then I’ll put that box inside another box & mail that box to myself, then smash it with a hammer” vibes. 😂
Genius comparison.👏🏻
This is from clone wars
It’s brilliant, brilliant brilliant!!
@@rmc3728
Amen… but I think God wants people to testify what’s in their heart, not bots spamming a pre-recorded messages to unrelated comments (I see you’ve commented the same words verbatim to other commenters here).
If you truly have faith in God, start sharing that faith with friends, family, and in discussions about faith…. not necessarily as a random comment on a discussion about a Star Wars story in reference to an emperor’s new groove quote 😂
Only OGs know where this is from
This is actually really smart for them to try to kill padme like this. It creates a ton of barriers and makes it harder to investigate the culprits.
How is it smart if it failed😂
@@killerdiva7771 well until now nobody know that palpatine is the one who wan to kill padme so how does it fail?
@@killerdiva7771to be fair if it was anyone other then a jedi who cab sense living beings it would have worked
@@killerdiva7771the goal wasn't actually killing Padme y'know... if she died, Palps would never have gotten Anakin on his side.
@@killerdiva7771palpatine kept his identity hidden, so yeah it didn't fail
I think the logic of the plan is supposed to be. Palpatine is a fellow senator so he can’t do it himself. Dooku is a rep for the separatist so can’t do it himself. Jango maybe saw the Jedi protecting her so he opted to split the bounty with the shapeshifter for her help. The shapeshifter wanted a discreet way to kill Padme that didn’t implicate herself. So she sends the droid. Then when she fails Jango kills her so she doesn’t give up any evidence. While all that could be explainable. It’s still an overly convoluted chain of events that George Lucas could have definitely simplified
i feel like palpatine could certainly do it himself without implicating himself given his iq. Or at least come up with a plan that doesn’t involve such progression of events. But i ahree
@@talpho3301 Palpatine most definitely wouldn't do it himself, it could compromise his entire plans if something went wrong
Except the fckin dart used to kill the shapeshifter leads DIRECTLY to Kamino and Jango Fett. When the "greatest bounty hunter of them all"™ COULD HAVE JUST SHOT THE SHAPESHIFTER!
@@floricel_112 it leads the jedi to the clone army that palpatine had created in secret to be led by the jedi in the war he was setting up, jango also led the jedi to geonosis where they found the seperatist army which gave the republic reason to allow the clone army to be used by the jedi in an attack, jango literally led the jedi to everything they needed to start the war that palpatine was trying to start. sounds intentional.
Actually this is all wrong. Palpatine never tells dooku to go kill padme. Its nute gunray. Later in the geonosis scenes gunray says that he won’t sign the treaties until padme is dead, which is why dooku planned the whole execution ceremony for padme and the jedi
Does anyone else hear secretly genius these pringles are 😂
"but the parasites didn't want to do it themselves, so they set up a rope with an anvil attached to it to kill padme"
But the anvil didn't want to do it
@@Dominic_YT774 so he asked sadness to do it
@@obi-twokenobi4861 but sadness didn’t want to do it
So She asked a brunch of Robo eggs ti do it
@@ilragazzodipico4709 but they didn’t wanna do it
I mean, Jango didn’t really have the opportunity to kill her after the bugs failed. The security was called and she would have troops around her immediately. She is a senator and former Queen of Naboo. There was already an attack on her life. If Jango went after her, he would only expose himself. Better to cut of any loose ends. And Abraham said, “loose ends make my ass itch.”
To add with this defense lol the shape shifter wass about to tell Obi wan and Anakin about Jango so he had to shut that down.
I mean… he basically exposed himself anyway by killing the shapeshifter in full view of the Jedi. I also don’t think it would make much difference if people saw Jango attack/ kill padme. Obi wan figures out Jango is the bounty Hunter immediately anyway.
@@thewerewolff7248 yes, although there would have been higher risks evolving padme. Security could have been around when Jango arrives. Or maybe she wouldn't even be there. His best bet was to cut lose ends, if you let an loose end your enemy will strangle you with it. So tie 'em up is best option. Although has you pointed earlier little did Jango know he was face to face with one of the main characters
i mean he does have a big ass missile attached to that jetpack of his, could have easily killed everyone in that entire room with one well placed explosion
@@urbanshorty1670
Do you really think they just stayed in the bedroom? They would have immediately taken her to a safe room within the building that her apartment was in.
It's like a Nesting Doll of assassins.
But the bugs don't wanna do it so they let Anakin sense them suddenly. But Anakin doesn't wanna do it so he makes the Force do it. But the Force doesn't wanna do it so she just dies.
But the force doesn’t wanna do it, so it has Palpatine drain her life-force to keep Anakin/Vader alive, finally killing Padme by ultimately making Palpatine do it himself.
Moral of the story: If you want something done right, or just done at all, do it yourself
How did you even rope me into this?!?!?"
"Cuz HE roped me into this!!"
"Well, him over there, he roped me into this!"
"Well, he roped me into this."
"Well, what about me? HE roped me into this!"
"Well that one other there, he roped me into this!"
...
I love Rick and Morty and the meeseeks are awesome
I can’t believe Justin Roiland got fired bro rick and morty will never be the same
@@jamespalafox9794 ik right 😔
Well, if the allegations against Roiland turn out to be true, he deserved to be fired and disgraced, but we'll see in time if it was fair or not
I'm Mr. Meseeks! Look at me!
Audience: “isn’t this supposed to be about Darth Vader?”
George: “WE’LL GET THERE WHEN WE GET THERE!!”
Edit: woah I honestly didn’t expect this many likes, thanks guys!
🤣👏👏👏
It is
The trilogy is about darth Vader. The prequels are his journey toward darth Vader. Maybe pay attention
@@Gooooofey maybe take the internet less seriously, you sound insufferable.
@@Gooooofey It was a joke.
This adds an element of realism to the Prequel Trilogy, because this is EXACTLY what the government + government contractors do.
cope
Please stop
Lmaooooo what level of delusion is this 😂😂😂
@@rainmaker2338 someone’s never worked for the US Government before. Govt will hire a contractor, who sub-contracts out the work, and half the time that sub will hire another sub. As long as there’s still enough money to hire someone else to do the work, it gets passed off.
Bros really trying to justify this dumbass plot💀💀
AND THEN AFTER ALL THAT PADME'S HUSBAND/BOYFRIEND GOT SCARED OF PADME DYING AND HE TURNED TO THE DARK SIDE AND AFTER TALKING TO PADME, HE KILLED HER 😂😂😂
Jango was more focused on staying anonymous and already knew that their chance to kill her was blown. She definitely already had guards on the scene
Yeah he was about to leave kamino with his new kid and start a whole new life so being connected with a political assassination was the last thing he needed
@@omgitzthunderlol4598Which is hilarious when you remember that he A: exposed himself to the point where the Jedi he was hiding his identity from got a good look at his very recognizable mandalorian armor, and B: the weapon he used to kill the shapeshifter was uniquely Kaminoan in its make allowing Obi-Wan to track him down. Like, I get it if he panicked and just needed her dead ASAP, but still man maybe get some generic darts and poison from the local black market LMAO
@@seasnaill2589 obi wan would never have found the darts origin without some random guy that went to kamino and his mandaloreian armor looks like every other from far away
Plus he went to kill her because he doesn't want her to give him away to the Jedi
Jango knew Zam was a snitch
I love how you can hear the descent into madness in his voice
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Omg the Cosmonaut audio and the lego star wars footage are a pair I never knew I needed!
It works surprisingly well
*"But the bugs don’t want to do itself! So it sends its CHILDREN, to go kill Padme!"*
In 2013 a person hired a hitman that hitman hired a cheaper hitman and the cycle repeated 5 times until the final guy told his target and all the hitmen got arrested
Can you send me the link that story ;)
It was in China
James check out brew thay got a video on it
No Padmes were harmed in the making of this short.
(Emperor Palpatine forced me to make this comment, but I'm free now)
Yeah, because they are decoys
*LAIR*
@@temuulenamartuvshin1204yes lair! The commenter is clearly a secret lair in disguise.
*LIAR*
- Anakin Skywalker
Nice try rebel scum **loads blaster**
For the record, Palpatine didn't actually necessarily want Padmé dead. He wanted her to he in danger to have a valid reason for Anakin to spend time with her.
Right. Because “Palpatine can predict the future”
@bauer0788 yeh he pretty much did, The Sith lord that orchestrated a whole war to destroy the jedi order would have no problem setting up the choosen one to turn.
@@RatLay
Oh but someone he can orchestra this 4-D chess plan but somehow can’t predict his own death………
But lemme guess
“Always in motion the future is.”
Or it was part of his plan to die.
yeh those things can both be true, idk what you're even arguing. Palpatine being complacent after ruling the galaxy for so long not seeing vadar turn isn't a super bad concept, you're just
sitting on logic so digestible bc it's simpler and ya let yt shorts tell you what to think.@@bauer0788
@@bauer0788i rather think it was chause he was confident anakin was dead and only vader lived but he was wrong and i wouldn't be surprised if he felt pride in the fact Vader killed him
So fun fact, real life mercenaries do the same thing.
Jango killing his bounty Hunter made sense. She was literally about to spill the beans. She was just a few syllables away from saying his name. And once they heard his name they would have figured out it was Dooku that sent Jango in the first place.
But at that point it wouldn't have mattered, because padme would've already been dead
And also, Padme’s security definitely would have been increased after the failed assassination. Jango taking out Zam Wessel was a better choice because there would be less witnesses, so he would have had a better chance of not being traced back to Kamino.
@@jacobcampbell4011 Palpatine didn't care for Padmé to die actually. He wanted to set the Jedi on the right track to discover the clone army on Kamino. This is the only thing this was all about, and he needed to convince them that they stumbled upon / find out about them themselves through investigation.
@@PeGeProd but did Jango know this? As far as I'm aware, the only thing Jango was told was that he was being hired to kill padme, not being hired to fake an assassination on her and then lead the jedi back to kamino
@@jacobcampbell4011 It's not definitely stated, but think of it this way: Jango has a free shot at both the Jedi and Zam Wesell and a rocket launcher on his back. Instead of using that one, ensuring that there would be no witnesses left behind, he instead fires a Kaminoan saber dart which can incidentally be traced back to Kamino and the clone army, killing just Zam and leaving the Jedi with evidence to further investigate.
Also, after the failed first attempt on Padmé's life (because she used a body double, something that somebody as close to her as Palpatine could've predicted), the chancellor has a perfect reason to insist on more protection for Padmé. He is even the one to suggest Obi-Wan for the job.
In the words of Admiral Yularen: things are falling into place a little to perfectly for it to be one big coincidence/a string of failures. Especially if you keep in mind that Palpatine needs the Jedi to find the clone army soon-ish, or else there will be no war outbreak. That being said: it's entirely possible that Jango did not know that he and Zam were being set up (then again, he had been instructed to remove her from the equation apparently). But as we know, Palpatine has more knowledge on this whole thing than anybody else, because not only can he use the Force to foresee the future, but he is also playing both sides of the conflict during the Clone Wars. It's also worth mentioning that it's Jango who gives Zam the venomous bugs. It's very likely that this was a suggestion by Palpatine or Dooku, knowing that this would set off the Jedis' instincts for danger, but also leaving them enough time to react to it.
"every battle is won
Before it is fought"
-sun tzu
huh, I can't imagine why they wouldn't want to personally assassinate a high profile senator ...with Jedi bodyguards
The movies just stupid buddy
If you're wearing a suit of armor and a mask that covers your face, carrying out an assassination on a planet you rarely visit, it's probably not a major issue. Also, Jango was trained to combat Jedi.
The real question is why he didn't just fire one of his jetpack rockets at Padme's window and fly off?
The Jedi were also occupied chasing the shaoeshift
@@ConcordiaJedi you know, making the apartement of a senator explode with a missile is pretty stupid when you know the entire jedi order and police of that world will follow you
@@valeriodelaurentiis5614 Not when they literally couldn't track the first missile that hit her ship in the opening.
Childbirth: "Fine assholes, I'll do it myself."
Palpatine: Do something!
Dooku: Do something!
Jango Fett: Do something!
Zam Wesell: Do something!
Droid: Do something!
Poisonous bug: Do something!
Other poisonous bug: alright, jeez!
Sounds about right
This plot point is more accurately described this way:
Palpatine needs Padme away from the senate so he can manipulate a vote, but he can’t be seen as responsible for this because it has bad implications. To avoid this he puts dooku, a trusted ally who he isn’t immediately associated with, in charge of scaring her off or killing her.
Dooku is willing organiza an assassination but lacks the skill set so he hires Jango, a person with the recourses and expertise to do the job.
Jango is very capable of doing the job but he wants to reduce risk to himself so he hires an alien shape shifter who’s innate abilities make it easier to infiltrate and significantly harder to be identified.
After a failed attempt that gives the target Jedi body guards the shape shifter has to use a droid to perform a second attempts because the Jedi would sense her if she got too close.
Essentially what we saw here were to masterminds put degrees of separation between themselves and a criminal act, a spy master hire an underling beter suited to a task, and an underling using a unconventional weapon to deal with an unwanted variable.
I'm so fucking Glad somebody else understood this 😂
And if the robot had shot Padmé instead of sending bugs, she'd have died. Anakin only sensed the bugs
Why didn't the robot just shoot her instead of using bugs@@goldenapplesaga5446
The idea might have been to make the death look like a freak incident rather than a deliberate murder. @@laytonjr6601
@@laytonjr6601i don’t know, maybe the robot thought there was some sort of shield around Padme that would protect her from blaster shots? Or maybe it’s just part of the changeling’s culture to use bugs for stuff idk
Lmao I love this. The fact that Jango kills his shapeshifter friend insted of padme is just straight up funny.
Maybe he was just in the area?
have you seen the movie? Ofc he kills her? He doesn’t want his identity to be leaked???
@@Random-yb5diBruh what are u talking about
@@BB-9EZ read
@@Random-yb5di But it’s smarter to kill Padmé lol.
Now hang on, I'm positive this was an episode in the animated Clone Wars. It was Ahsoka who saved her life 😂🤍💙
But the shapeshifter was about to tell anakin and Obi wan that Jango Fett hired her, and Jango knew that he would then be in danger, so he prioritized himself before the money he would get to kill Padme.
He was about to abandon kamino with his new son as well so being in prison was the last thing he wanted
@@omgitzthunderlol4598but that still makes no sense, the only reason Obi-Wan found Kamino was through analyzing the saber-dart embedded in the shapeshifter’s neck, so Jango could’ve just gone up to Padme’s home, domed her with a regular blaster, and retreated to the still unknown planet of Kamino.
@@sentientmustache8360 and he only found out about kamino from an old friend who went there once like without that guy he literally would never have known the name of the planet meanwhile a mandalorian blaster like that and a little digging around and jango fett would stand out like a sore thumb and if his name got out he would never be safe on a republic planet
I mean, him shooting her with that very specific dart was also the reason he was found out, and eventually killed.
At least in one scenario he kills padme.
@@omgitzthunderlol4598 hence why I said REGULAR blaster, just use a mass produced, mainstream one that can’t be really traced back to anything
The funny part is that this really happened in real life a little bit back.
A Sith Lord hired a bunch of retards to kill the senator of another planet?
Wait what?
@@johnwerner69 It was a train of hitmen who hired another hitman who hired another who called the police
@@ananshasheta926 happened in CHINA
@@johnwerner69 some chinese guy wanted to rid their competitor. So they hired a hitman. That hitman hired another for less money and that hitman hires someone for even less. Then that guy convinces the victim to fake their death and they agree. The evidence gets send back up the line. After a bit of time the last hitman gets Unsure about it and he calls the police and gets everyone arrested. They all get less prison time the later they were hired until the last guy only gets 2 years.
This short doesn’t include the best part, where it’s revealed that keeping Padme alive is apart of Palpatine’s master plan, and that’s why he put the hit out on her… yup. It’s genius really.
Amazing
So palpatine sends a man, who sends a man, who sends a shapeshifter, who sends a robot, who sends bugs to kill Padme
Then palpatine sends two Jedi to save Padme
This man is a DM
Proof the George only writes one draft
“Oi at least duh prequels were all thought out!!”
Well no. It wasn't until revenge of the sith where palp is like "oh shit he's strong with the force. Imma turn him onto the darkside"
With all of the time that Padme spends out in the open while there is an assassin actively looking for her, you'd think Palpatine could've just asked some homeless guy to do it in exchange for a cheeseburger.
Cosmonaut variety hour- “Every Star Wars movie: reviewed and ranked” 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Came here to say that, this is stolen from cosmonaut
This should be in the title cosmonaut vh does so much good stuff. Unfair to steal someone’s joke
The good news is, you can view this pretty good joke on this Short without having to sit through an entire god awful video made by the ever insufferable CVH!
@@caesarin0
i’m guessing he dislikes something you like
@@username-yc3bd the exact opposite, actually. I agree with most of his overall opinions, TCW being a good show, Jojo Part 5 being bad, it's just that he's a total moron with 90% of his reasoning for......really, almost everything. I think he opens up one of his video about The Clone Wars claiming it to be made by people who really didn't like the prequels, which is.....hilariously ignorant.
That sounds like the dumbest assassination attempt that happened in China, five men did the same thing with a hitmen hiring another hitmen...
I figured the point was to intentionally have a chain of multiple people in order to further disconnect Palpatine from the crime.
That's exactly what it is and this guy's "criticism" is dumb
You figured correctly. It's not really hard to understand.
@@goldenapplesaga5446Yeah, Cosmonaut is an idiot.
Sidious sends dooku to do it but dooku doesn’t watch to get caught as a separatist yet so he sends the best bounty hunter in the universe with a knack for killing jedi to do it. but the bounty hunter just had a son and doesn’t feel like being enemy number one if they catch him. So he sends his equally good shape shifter assassin friend to do it and she does. But she only killed the double so security tightens and jedi are on the scene so what do you do? You send a robot that cant be sensed and some poison bugs so you have time to get away before the jedi can chase you. guess what blaster or not the same chase scene would have happened and padime’s death would have only made aniken fall sooner.
That only holds up until you reach Jango. After that it's just padding to create the sense of a mystery being solved.
Didn't expect a Lego star wars recreation of my favorite Cosmonaut clip lmao
I think that was the moment that palpatine realized that he needs a new apprentice.
(Somewhere in a dark office on Coruscant)
"I need a new apprentice... or a vacation... preferably both... but DEFINITELY the vacation.
- Palpatine, probably
He didn’t even want Padme dead here, he just needed a way to get Anakin to spend a lot of time with her so he’d get super attached to her
Palpatine just wanted the ultimate insurance that he would have no connection to the hit
Probably
Idk if this is a legit comment but if it is that’s a whole lot of cope there
Serious cope
@@georgec9384 Not really. In real life, this is how the best manipulators get shit done. They use proxies to hire others so they can't be immediately connected or implicated. The prequels are dumb as fuck, but this is seriously not a flaw. The flaw is how inept Jango and Zam were in how they chose to kill Padme. Should have just rigged the Droid to bash through the window and explode.
@@SefniAsheforr Jango wasn’t inept, he was executing Palpatine’s plan. Palpatine never wanted to kill Padme (as he had to use her to influence Anakin to turn the Dark side), his plan was to lead the Jedi to discover Kamino.
If you don’t believe me, tell me this, why would Jango use a traceable dart to kill Zam, when he could’ve sniped her out cold with a blaster? Jango outsourcing the job to Zam and then having her use a droid to deliver the bugs was all planned as well. Think about it, why didn’t the droid leave after delivering the bugs? Also why did the droid conveniently carry Obi Wan back to Zam? It’s all planned! Zam was obviously a stooge, as she wouldn’t have gone through with the plan if she knew it would lead to her death. Palpatine instigated all of this the whole time through Jango, and in a way that goes completely under the noses of the Jedi.
The prequels are genius, people just don’t understand them so they just hate on them.
I don't think Palpatine actually wanted Padme dead, he just wanted the Jedi to find the Clones
I think he just wanted to start a worldwar while still looking like a.good guy and i think that was his chance for complete power or something close
there's faaaaar less convoluted ways to do that
I feel like it was a line of "Are you fucking insane? That's a high profile senator , I'll fucking die"
Well technically speaking, Palpatine just wanted to make the attempt to piss off Anakin and Kickstart the war
It's as if Jango's actual goal is to lure Kenobi to Kamino and discover the Clone Army
Shhhhh you’ll awaken the prequel haters
If that was the case why wasn't kamino in the jedi archives, and why did he use a dart that's so rare and niche that not even the droids the jedi had were able get information on it? What if Obi wan didn't have a prospector friend who knew about the dart?
That seems like a really dumb and overcomplicated way to get him there, though.
@@bobhill6561 that's the thing, imo it's all done through reverse psychology. The mastermind behind this event (Palpatine) knows that Kenobi is a thorough man, he would investigate any anomaly he come into contact with (in this case the absence of Kamino from the database and special dart). I believe Palps also know that Kenobi is a well-connected man, which pairs very well with his curious nature. This is where Dex comes in.
Btw, it doesnt have to be Kenobi specifically, but I believe that Palps know that somebody with the right attributes will play into his hands eventually.
That, and Palps is a man of theatrics, he enjoys drawing the intricate plot.
@@nicholausedwardwijaya8822 wouldn't he have investigated Kamino and the dart anyways by virtue of the fact that it involves an assassination attempt? It just seems, wiping Kamino out of the archives makes it less likely for that to happen
He had to kill the shape shifter. She was about to tell obi wan and anakin everything.
man I love the prequels, but cosmonaut variety hour’s videos ripping on them will always make me giggle
Just FYI, it wasn’t Palpatine that wanted Padme dead. It was Nute Gunray. It was one of his conditions for joining the Separatists. So he asked Count Dooku to kill her, who got Jango Fett to do it, and he realized that A) it was too tough a job for one bounty hunter; and B) that if he had another bounty hunter do it for him, it would be harder for the assassination it be traced back to Count Dooku. So that’s why Zam Wesell is there. It really isn’t that convoluted
But if Jango never had shot the shapeshifer, how else the senate would have found the clone army so palpatine could use them for his plans?
@@miguelcarunchod.1493 They were gonna find the clones either way if they shot Padme
@@PatoChu their planet was literally deleted from the archives.
@@miguelcarunchod.1493 yet they still found it..,,
@@miguelcarunchod.1493 also I was talking about the dart/bullet thing
It's almost like the shapeshifter was gonna spill the beans on who hired jango and possibly lead to obi wan and anakin uncovering it all.
Its not like they were that far off to begin with. They knew that they were trying to kill Padme. And, by killing her, Jango pretty much gave away that there was something more than her to the plot. That's how Obi-Wan discovers the whole clone planet. Its needlessly convoluted
@@felipesalas6389Except obi wan discovering the clone planet wasn't an issue at all for their plans.
@@Oznerock So then you're telling me that Palpatine's whole plan to get the Clone Army to the Jedi was Obi-Wan relying on one contact he likely didn't knew about to lead him to a planet where a Jedi that died years earlier ordered a Clone army and none of that raised any alarms for Obi-Wan or any of the Jedi?
And yet the dart does it anyway. He could have used a blaster, they're everywhere and don't leave much to trace because they don't leave anything solid and the wound is too common. Instead he uses his custom made darts that lead the jedi right to his hotel room at the top secret cloning facility.
@@felipesalas6389
Yes
It makes perfect sense, it's to make it as hard as possible to trace back to Sidious. Also Jango killing the chick he hired was to prevent her talking.
exactly thank you i was hoping someone would have commented this
Anakin:Fine, I'll do it myself
The reason so many elements are at play is so it can't be traced back to Palpatine, I even knew that at the age of 5. Didn't think it was that complicated
Cosmonaut isn't a very good critic
I mean, "Good luck, I'm behind 7 different proxies" is a meme for a reason.
Not to mention that the most effective method was almost certainly using the robot with the bugs. It got really close to working, closer than I think anything else would’ve gotten. It would’ve worked if not for anakin being the super special chosen one.
Yeah, like if a president wants someone dead, does he grab an ak 47 and do it himself??😂
Fucking THANK you!!
Palpetine never wanted Padme gone until after he used her to turn Anakin. The idea to kill Padme was nute gunray and Dooku agreed to appease him and get the Jedi looking into it so they’d discover their clone army
Plus palpatine needed her out of the way for a while so she couldn't vote in that peace bill they were discussing at the beginning, so that explains the timing of the assassination attempts. In the end they manipulate Jar Jar into voting for something totally opposite
Nute Gunray wanted Padme dеаd, not Palpatine, have you guys actually watched the movies?
@@russianoverkill3715nope, they just regurgitate whatever funny youtube man says
@@OtisCluck Star Wars perception was ruined by UA-camrs
Bro explained the start of episode 2 in under 60 seconds 💀
Wait, I thought Nute Gunray was the original person who wanted Padme dead, and asked Dooku, thus beginning this funny chain of events.
That was in the first movie
I think Palpatine wants her assassinated this time since she’s arriving in Coruscant to vote against the formation of a republic army which is obviously what Palpatine is trying to get permission for
@@JOVONO na palatine needed padme to get anakin so I don’t think it was palps also obi wan finding kamino was part of palpatines plan if he didn’t find kamino anakin would die on geonosis he would have no apprentice and would have to use droids to make the empire
@@alastairolson3226 yeah but then Obi Wan was written to be dumb then because he conveniently forgot that Dooku and Jango Fett were connected so should have realised that the Clones were apart of the conspiracy
Also Palpatine or whoever it was had Padme’s ship blown up so it was lucky she wasn’t on it or he was lucky that Padme didn’t die on Geonosis like in the factory or the colosseum or when she fell out of the ship
I understand he needed her and Anakin together but the way it happens is so dumb
Palpatine’s plan is so incredibly stupid depending on however you look at it
It doesn’t come off and clever but just George Lucas’ bad writing with everything conveniently working out which would be fine if it wasn’t for us always being told how how clever Palpatine is
Palpatine also probably didn’t know how any of the people were going to have Padme assassinated what happens if instead of using the millipedes the bounty hunters just blew up with a droid
@@JOVONO yeah palpatines plan is mostly pretty good but attack of the clones was not good for his plan like padme could have died at any point in the factory palps was lucky that Jango didn’t just shoot anakin and padme
Actually, Nute Gunray needed Padme dead, and Dooku needed Gunray's military support so he agreed to it.
“Jango had a window of opportunity to kill Padmé.”
WITH THE ENTIRE COMPLEX SURROUNDED BY GUARDS ON HIGH ALERT.
Yeah this guy is kinda slow
@@schnoz2372I mean Jango could have waited after the plan failed, like as soon as Anakin and Obi Wan leave he could have automatically showed up and killed her. It’s not that far fetched
@@SwampLad1019the main plan isnt to kill Padme. Their goal was to have them discover the Clones
What makes you say this? This sounds like a headcanon you just came up with to cover the movie’s tracks.
@@Hobie02425suuuure because the guards won’t be on high alert when their lady was just woken up by an assassination attempt and definitely won’t be right next to her for the next few hours
I don't think the bugs wanted to kill her either, they were kinda just crawling around like, "maybe there's someone else around we could get to do this"
Technically, it was Gunray who wanted her dead, and until dooku could deliver on this promise, the trade federation wouldn't join the Cis
It was definitely Palpatine who wanted her out of the picture
As Padme was coming to Coruscant to vote against the formation of a republic army which is obviously what Palpatine is trying to get permission for
He killed shape shifter to cover unbelievably massive plot hiding that was more important than killing padme
Hey if i just adopted a clone son and was about to get hunted by the republic, jedi, and dooku (because i know he’s a sith lord) i would shoot the shape shifter too
Pretty sure Palpatine didn’t want her dead yet but wanted to use her to reveal the clone army and start the clone wars
The reason jango went to kill the shape shifter instead of padme was to make sure that the shape shifter wouldn’t confess his name to anakin and obi wan once they had found her
Yeah I mean it's pretty obvious he only cares about himself and that he would choose to save his own a** instead of finishing a random job.
@@ludwigvangaming1822yeah plus he just got a new kid he could find another job
But, he left a dart there, which was traced back to him. So he might as well have let the shapeshifter rat him out. Or he could have hired a third assassin to take care of the shapeshifter while he killed Padmé.
He used a specially designed dart which ended up causing himself to be found out leading to his death and the Jedi destroying the droid army that was being built to conquer the galaxy and his secret army being found out 5 to 10 years too soon. All the 10,000 year old plans ruined because of that failed assassination. If Padme died properly then Anakin would get so pissed off especially from not being able to find out who killed his love at all he would straight up be torn apart and turn straight into the dark side more powerful than ever but nope that failed assassination lead to the wars happening too quickly and nothing was set up properly and everything ruined.