book reader vs. video essay enjoyer
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Books don't have the Squarespace Sponserships I crave.
yeah because we're all constantly building websites in the year 2024
Each page I hope to read "This book was sponsored by manscaped" but I'm always disappointed
Audible is a good compromise between not reading a book and not having Ads.
@@joshuaizly5502 audible is a good honey to save you money on raidspace squarelegends because manscaped skillsharium won't hide your online activity like nordvpn
I am literally alive just to consume NordVPN ads
The absolute book reader! He always neglects family and friends!
Will my old and feeble granny who lives alone and fell off her wheelchair tell me about the exploits of Dalinar Kholin? I think not!
Like my father used to say: give a Man a book he will carry it for a day, teach a Man a thing and he will live forever.
39 buried, 0 found :)
this is the exact moment when man carrying family became man carrying book. Truly one of the saddest moments in cinema, though not quite as depressing as when plankton died...
@StevieNockman my hostage holders said they'd chop my nuts off I get more than 25 likes
Guys please don't like this comment I'm begging 😭🙏
I love reading a book and chapter five starts with the line “this novel is sponsored by NordVPN”
I think one day this very scenario would happen
How else would you protect your private data from hackers, corporations or governments?
@@valhatan3907in the novel _The Space Merchants_ by Frederik Pohl and Cyril M Kombluth they mention that in the future book would have ads on them
World anvil would be a better sponsorship
Nah, I don't think that's plausible. Writing a book is no easy task but most of the time you're just arranging different pieces and parts of the story, which takes even longer if you don't have Campfire. Whether you want to write a book, tabletop RPG campaign, short story, or just create for fun, Campfire’s writing software streamlines the writing process to make beginning your project more efficient and staying on track easier. Campfire’s interconnected tools-
My favorite bits:
0:05 holding a book
0:07 carrying a phone/camera
0:09 holding a phone
0:09 carrying a conversation
I haven't watched the second part yet but hopefully he will be carrying things too
Omg I just watched the second part and Man carrying thing after spending 90% of the video saying he is not the mahdi does a full 180 at the very end with a speech about his immortality while a voice (his own ?) from the outer world speaks about the text as it was written.
Truly magnificent
As written
@StevieNockman you don’t need a professional camera if you’re begging for 3k likes, a 5$ webcam should be enough
Holding a phone was my favorite part
@@Miroslawkrynda6477It's a bot; they want engagement. Just report it for spam and ignore it.
I write novelizations of Man Carrying Thing videos since I’m in the first group
🤓☝
@StevieNockman no parents have ever said that.
@@RSpracticalshootingIt's a common bot comment
I read you novelization everyday
"And so he turned to the camera in triumph, a look of superiority in his eyes as the video essay on the screen droned on in the background.
"I will never die." He said with a staunch, determined tone, power coming from his voice with every consonant uttered.
As he proclaimed, he would never die. For the video essay enjoyer would also enjoy eternal life."
I love the way he carried that book- wait a minute...
Fancy seeing YOU here!
He is a man carrying, shall we say, a thing.
now hold on just a second!
Wowie a check ‼️
This whole time I thought he was a thing that carries men, not a man that carries things
I love ignoring my family while I watch Man Carrying Thing
I love ignoring your family too!
Mine is somewhere here in the comment sections
Please, no-one give OP another like. They have just the right amount.
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@@camelopardalis84I apologize for my rude and vulgar behavior
"I will never die" A metaphor for how much time we spend watching video essays that we tend to forget how short life truly is to be doing that. Man Carrying Sadness
Suddenly put into context into why that last 3 seconds of the video is so existentially terrifying
😓
What about video essay readers
Man Can't Think didn't think of subtitles!
They're centrists - hated by both sides
Isn't that reading books with extra steps?
Deaf people?
classic UA-cam comment section liking the bot over the copied comment
"I will never die."
Cause legends never die!
He never dies, the absolute legend
Speaking of legends this comment is sponsored by Shadow Raids Legends
When the world is calling you
My schizo brain made the "I will never die" into a Blood Meridian reference
@@KapethiaMonan I thought it just was one lol
And then the internet goes out and the Book Reader is like "WELL WELL WELL WHO'S ENTERTAINED NOW"
I'm guessing the outage didn't turn mine "off" eh? Ha! Heh heh.
@@GilvaSinnerGET AWAY FROM MY HEAD
Father I cannot click the book
Not the book reader, he's already read all of the books
Videoessay enjoyer who actually reads the books he watches videos about:
(Jk they don't exist)
"His uploads are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He shoots videos in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the man carrying thing. He is commenting, commenting. He says that he will never die."
I knew someone would comment the end of blood meridian
@@willfinck1267 What right man would have it any other way?
This is masterpiece
Suppose a man and thing with nothing to wager save their lives. Who has not heard such a tale? A carrying of the thing. The whole universe for such a thing has labored clanking to this moment which will tell if he is to be carried by that man’s hand or that man at its. What more certain validation of a man’s worth could there be? This enhancement of the carrying to its ultimate state admits no argument concerning the notion of fate. The selection of one man over a thing is a preference absolute and irrevocable and it is a dull man indeed who could reckon so profound a decision without agency or significance either one. In such games as have for their stake the carrying of the defeated the decisions are quite clear. This man holding this particular arrangement of things in his hand is thereby removed from existence. This is the nature of carrying, whose stake is at once the game and the authority and the justification. Seen so, carrying thing is the truest form of divination. It is the testing of one’s will and the will of another within that larger will which because it binds them is therefore forced to select. Carrying is the ultimate game because carrying is at last a forcing of the unity of existence. Man carries thing.
aw dammit, beat me to it!
I like to have video essays playing in the background while i do other things, like reading books
Have fun ignoring your friends and families for eternity.
Rewind the essay cause you missed the context. Going back a paragraph cause you forgot the context. Repeat until you end up at 0:00/Page 1
@@joshuaizly5502 thank you, im having LOADS of fun ignoring them!
The absolute mad lad. You can’t cross the beams, you looney!
I feel slightly intimidated, this video was more intense than expected
Yeah is this like a... threat?
Can confirm that while watching video essays I never sleep and am a great favourite.
He watches Video Essays.
He says He'll never die
Dude put at least a spoiler alert
the absolute legend, he’s too busy reading books to miss!
You cannot miss if you do not throw
I love addressing my best friend as "best friend" over the phone
thanks man carrying thing. you really reinforced my desire to use reading books as an excuse to ignore my family, procrastinate work, feel smarter than everyone, and skip my best friends wedding.
Yeah I was already doing all of that already, but might as well read some books in the meantime.
its a good movie tho, circle back to it later
The absolute Judge. He will never die
''He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.''
You forgot about the venn diagram overlap.
Book reader -> nonfiction reader
I understood that reference ergo it is ok that I do not talk to my family
Audiobook enjoyers: “look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power”
Eyyyy! Man Carrying Thing said "I will never die" at the end of the video.
That is clearly a reference to the Star Wars video where Man Carrying Thing said "I will never die"
10/10 reference. This is now the best video of all time!
lol i guess i say "i will never die" a lot
@@ManCarryingThing catchphrase alert!
Video essay enjoyers will always try to integrate their families into the experience.
Whether they like it or not.
What about video essay readers?
now you raise a good point
They are even sadder
Aah i do like to read the transcript of a 5 hour lemmino video along with my morning coffee
Maybe the real video essays were the friends we made along the way
@@jonbovino You are absolutely right
Books don’t call people out for plagiarism nearly as much as they should
Here's the thing about ignoring your family to read the Stormlight Archives. Eventually, you don't shut up about it for /so long/ that THEY end up reading the Stormlight Archives and ignoring you. It's beautiful, almost.... symmetrical.
Him reading books 10/10
Him ignoring family 10/10
Him refusing to attend a friend's wedding 10/10
Him watching a video essay 10/10
Him deluding himself into believing he's immortal 10/10
The absolute legend, he never misses.
Him failing to impress you ... 0/10
You both missed that one. :)
"I don't value human life" I've never felt more represented :)
Now bring them together to create the ultimate lifeform.
The video essay enjoyer is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
This is clearly why we need more video essays about books, so we can ignore our families and never die
I watch video essays just to read the subtitles and ignore the actual video.
Is it possible to learn that power?
@@joshuaizly5502audio processing disorder 👍
I’m working on a novel, so I’ve been watching writing tutorials, which led to UA-cam recommending me “booktok” compilations, and this is the vibe I get from them. Like, it’s one thing to enjoy reading and another to make it your entire personality.
Watching a Man Carrying Thing video feels like reading a book and watching a video essay at the same time.
watching a book and reading a video essay
the absolute legend he never misses the chance to call out people who read
He said the thing! From that one book I've watched a video essay about!
This feels like 4 other skits stitched together
As someone who spent 3 hours of my life watching a detailed ranking of every track in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, I can confirm that I will never die.
"I can do both" miles morales
When he say "Man this meridian turn bloody" I realy felt it
I love the part when Man Carrying Thing says “it’s carrying time” and then carries that book all over
For real, though, your Butcher’s Crossing video essay was amazing. I love your ability to articulate and pick apart the nuances of such a simple story and the gripping way you retell it.
He is watching, watching. He says that he will never die.
he never misses his family and friends, the absolute legend!
My entire education comes from video essays, can confirm, I have never died.
He never misses his family, the absolute legend!
I can't help but start giggling right before every punchline. I don't always understand why but man I enjoy this stuff so much
I feel like he hits the right spot for a very very specific niche audience.
"I will never die"
Live in peace and love!
He never dies, the absolute video essay enjoyer!
....they are dancing, the comment section slamming under the copypastas and the fiddlers grinning hideously over their canted pieces. Towering over them all is the man and he is naked dancing, his videos lively and quick and now in youtube shorts and bowing to the ladies, huge and pale and hairy, like an enormous thing-carrier. He never sleeps, he says. He says he'll never die. He bows to the fiddlers and sashays backwards and throws back his head and laughs deep in his throat and he is a great favorite, the man. He carries his thing and the greasy mop on his skull passes limply under the lamps and he swings about and takes possession of one of the fiddles and he pirouettes and makes a pass, two passes, dancing and fiddling at once. His videos are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the man. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
The thing he carried are the books he read along the way.
"I will never die."
Now, why does that ring a bell? 🤠
His views are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He watches in light and in shadow and he is a great subscriber. He never sleeps, the video essay enjoyer. He is watching, watching. He says that he will never die.
I just listen to audiobooks. Best of both worlds
I appreciate your book choices as someone who hasn't read a book in years
Love your style, keep rocking it!
Real chads do neither and get arrested for public intoxication
Started watching three body problem on Netflix, instantly started reading the trillogy, this is so relateable.
Ran out of stuff I needed to catch up on and was just about to pick up a book and start reading, thank you for reminding me to stay away from that unhealthy reliance I have
An incredible reference to his previous works, Man Carrying Thing is simply a genius of our time.
His feet are are light and nimble. He never sleeps...
Having watched this video, I'm guessing the plot is made through the perspective of the video essay enjoyer, showing his own perception of the book reader. truly the thing man is carrying, is a degree in cinematography..
Not only will you never die, but they will say you are a great dancer.
The near death scene at the end had me in tears/I'm reading a book
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Immortality is how I can justify spending so much of my life watching video essays.
Good thing I'm so good at multitasking so that I can see this video while reading my books.
"He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing.
He says that he will never die."
He says he never sleeps... He says he will never die... He takes a book from one of his shelves and takes a pass at seeing his friends and family, two passes. He is reading, reading. It is a great favorite what he is reading, he pirouettes towards the anime figurines on his desk and sashes into his easy chair. The book he is reading is a great favorite, and so he will never sleep... He says he will never die...
I am illiterate but also immortal
I love using books to hold up my tablet so I can feel smart watching video essays without doing any research! My favorite essays are about other essays. I really need events and their meanings summarized for me.
The multitasking one is too accurate as an A.D.H.D. haver.
The Book Reader has serious Julian Smith's "I'm Reading a Book" energy.
I saw the title and the only thing I thought about was deaf vs blind
Can't wait for him to learn that it is possible to enjoy two different things; it'll blow his mind!
“He never sleeps, the man carrying thing. He says that he will never die.” - Cormbus McCranberry (from “Brood Medium”)
You're literally that one kid from my high school. Dude was the book king
The absolute video essay enjoyer! He will never die!
The absolute legend, he never dies!
While you were busy learning the sword, I was reading 😎
He says that he will never die. He is dancing, dancing.
This is really Man carrying commentary
It's all fun and games until the book ignores it's family and friends to read you
Thank you Man Carrying Book for the disturbing yet insightful look into how book addiction is destroying lives.
How selfless of Man to read a book just to give us the chance to be video essay enjoyers. The thing he was carrying was all of us.
I can't believe I stopped reading a book to watch this video essay.
I am a video essayist and now I shall burn all of my books to become an absolute chad.
farneheit 452
Can confirm I paused the Butcher’s crossing vid for five minutes before I decided I was too lazy to read the book
Not true, the book reader answered the phone instead of ignoring it to read.
"I will never die" and then they tell you about this video essay they watched about some guy that died 40 years ago in some horrific accident and you just gotta sit there listening to them cause its not like you've got anything more interesting to talk about.
What, the weather? The rich buying our democracy? The feral and illiterate hoardes of skibidi children?
bro i can't tell you how many times i've gotten comments from strangers about how amazing it is i can read and walk at the same time. to me, this is normal, but then again i've never seen anyone else doing it so...
'He never sleeps the video essay enjoyer, he says he'll never die'
the "man carrying thing" enjoyer is just the cross section of both insanities
He made the Butcher's Crossing video just for this punchline. Nobody carries it like Man
Maybe one day Book Reader will also find the joy he seeks, after flipping countless pages of his books
“I read from time to time-“
“Oh, so YOU’RE the murderer!”
“Wait wha-“
“Take him away!”
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the abosolute book! he never essays!
“Nothing books can do that TV can’t do faster!” -something my dad said which got adapted into the movie Matilda