Here’s Lyrikz for teh lazy Lyle aficionados: Lyle’s Cool Mario Somg [Feat Tomaor, ChrisOneyl & Vin Disel) Admit that your stomach chronic stomach Boo boo do toma or needz to get better r/IwIllKillHim while @ cool mario pardi its [_____ ____ _____] COOL MARIO PARODY?! Yeah like A Cood One❗️ Ma Re O Yo He Hates His Dad/ He Listens LinKin Park & He Is Cool/ Ma 3 Yo Has A Katana And If You Mess With Him / He’ll Strike You Down/ Because He Iz Wery Evil/ He Has Demon Inside/ Ma ri O Has Red Eyes/ When He Getz Mad At/ MaRiO Epic/ Okay even I could Beats this I’’ Stupid-
For all you cool cat connoisseurs of Chris’ classic creativity: 5:08 Chris draws a character giving a thumbs up. 10:20 Chris draws a portrait of Vin Diesel. 20:45 Chris draws a creature most foul, (at the behest of Lyle.) 23:32 Chris draws Homer Simpson, (as requested by Tomar.) 28:31 Chris draws Cat Mario. 34:20 Chris draws Freddie Mercury. 38:48 Chris draws Link. 40:45 Chris draws a happy little character, (of whom he dedicates to Tomar) 42:12 Chris draws an Atlantean. 45:05 Chris draws Princess Peach. 53:35 Chris draws a spiteful caricature. 1:23:14 Chris draws Samus Aran. Bonus comments read and written by the OneyPlays crew: 1:00:30 Lyle reads a threatening diatribe from a player. 1:04:03 Chris writes "Baby hate your game." 1:17:52 Lyle writes "You yuppie punk." Thanks for reading, I hope you derive as much joy from these moments as I have!
@Jack and Bt Sandwich I don't think the Grumps do fake laughter, but their humor isn't exactly "intelligent". Markiplier definitely seems to do fake laughs 95% of the time though.
This isnt a kid's game! So sick of you old ass condescending. I'm 14 and pretty mature , more mature then most 20 year olds anyway! and i play this cos mario does mushrooms? And he's a communist? I mean hello! Just Google it!
There is in fact a version of the Duke Nukem theme by Megadeth, but it is not the one used in the games. Its longer and has an extended guitar solo. It’s from like a soundtrack CD released to promote Duke Nukem 3D called “Music to Score By.” You can briefly hear Dave Mustaine’s voice saying “come and get it baby!” in the Megadeth version, and it has been rarely released on some Megadeth compilation albums.
"Marcos from Britain." Calling someone who flies the Australian flag British shows that Tomar disregards all cultures and nationalities. He is the end.
yeah no shit, don't you remember that famous Tomar quote? "If it's not brown and Israeli I believe it should be put down and I don't view them as human, I'm basically Jewish Hitler" and lets not forget his infamous "Top 15 races that I don't regard as worthy of life" video. He hasn't made it a secret.
How can anyone forget the video he made on his old YT "Burn Dat Flag" where he burned a bunch of flags from other nations and left them in front of people's doorstep
" It was written by many Japanese guys on heroine. " We have an interview with Ding Dong, Julian and the Shigeru Miyamoto. He was quoted as saying: " I TAKE MANY DROOOOOG. " and " I AM A JAPA-NESE MAN! "
yeah, there are lots of new things they didn't check out. If they ever go back they should play some good levels or a good world, do some research first instead of playing hot random garbage, although that's also fun sometimes
I heard Arin issued a cease and desist in case Oney played a Ross world and Arin doesn't want Ross and Chris to be friends. Hmm. How sad. Truly darkest timeline.
This is so much more entertaining than just some schlub being like "hey viewers, thanks for you levels haha" or some pair of idiots doing the same troll level over and over again for like 10 hours
33:30 Brendan also shreds guitar. Honestly the coolest riff he's done is on Flying Lotus's "You're Dead." The song Cold Dead is Brendan Smalls on guitar.
There was a music album that came out in 1999 called 'Duke Nukem: Music to Score By', and it starts with a cover of the Duke Nukem 3D theme by Megadeth.
Hey man, thanks for coming back to Eddsworld, i really apreciate seeing my childhood be revived like this, it was so amazing seeing you blast trough the door.
"Can we just cut to footage of a guy burning in lava? That has to exist, right?" Well there was this one film I remember that happening in. This dude didn't have the high ground or something.
This comment is directed to UA-cam in particular. If I have to suffer through one more double unskippable ad, I'm going to blow my brains out. This is a promise
I remember that scene from Volcano of that man burning because he looked like my dad back then (I was around six years old) and it make me extremely upset to the point of tears. :'( ...Thankfully my dad is still alive and well. But it's still kind of a sad memory.
32:25 The SMW goombas are based on chestnuts, and they were later renamed "Galoombas" (they always had a different name in Japanese). The "normal" goombas have always been based on mushrooms.
One of the best things to come out of Zachs temp departure, is my new found fascination with the Tomar,Lyle and Chris combo. I was a Zach purist for awhile lmao... now as for Julian, Corey and Ding Dong, I don't think I'll ever seek out those videos from a point of pure preference. They seem like good enough fellas, I just don't love their humour as much as Lyle, Tomar and Zachs..although they offer alot of insight on game design and some great technical Jibber Jabber
I love how no one acknowledged Chris saying "Tomar Simpson" lmfao
35:50
59:25 I love how they completely missed the opportunity for a Chills joke.
@@ModernOddity728 and a Grandpa Pickles joke
Tumor Simpson
They were silly on this one. I loved Snake Patrick
12:36 Lyle's cool Mario song always makes me lol. I love it
Great how he came up with all that, every line cooler than the last
Here’s Lyrikz for teh lazy Lyle aficionados:
Lyle’s Cool Mario Somg [Feat Tomaor, ChrisOneyl & Vin Disel)
Admit that your stomach chronic stomach
Boo boo do toma or needz to get better r/IwIllKillHim while @ cool mario pardi
its [_____ ____ _____] COOL MARIO PARODY?!
Yeah like A Cood One❗️
Ma Re O Yo He Hates His Dad/
He Listens LinKin Park & He Is Cool/
Ma 3 Yo Has A Katana And If You Mess With Him /
He’ll Strike You Down/
Because He Iz Wery Evil/
He Has Demon Inside/
Ma ri O Has Red Eyes/
When He Getz Mad At/
MaRiO Epic/
Okay even I could Beats this I’’ Stupid-
For all you cool cat connoisseurs of Chris’ classic creativity:
5:08 Chris draws a character giving a thumbs up.
10:20 Chris draws a portrait of Vin Diesel.
20:45 Chris draws a creature most foul, (at the behest of Lyle.)
23:32 Chris draws Homer Simpson, (as requested by Tomar.)
28:31 Chris draws Cat Mario.
34:20 Chris draws Freddie Mercury.
38:48 Chris draws Link.
40:45 Chris draws a happy little character, (of whom he dedicates to Tomar)
42:12 Chris draws an Atlantean.
45:05 Chris draws Princess Peach.
53:35 Chris draws a spiteful caricature.
1:23:14 Chris draws Samus Aran.
Bonus comments read and written by the OneyPlays crew:
1:00:30 Lyle reads a threatening diatribe from a player.
1:04:03 Chris writes "Baby hate your game."
1:17:52 Lyle writes "You yuppie punk."
Thanks for reading, I hope you derive as much joy from these moments as I have!
* Vin Disel
Behest
thanks
14:28 Tomar's prediction of the AUUGHHH tiktok sound
I do indeed derive happiness from this comment. This video makes me grin! What a classic!
The Volcano scene being spliced in every time Mario dies in the lava is still one of my favorite edits of all time. Thank you, Oney and Lyle.
Dying in Mario really makes you feel like Tommy Lee Jones in a shitty movie.
play this again i love Chris's drawings
watch your manners around these parts
Kind of cringe
chris saw this comment but won't do it now because you didn't ask politely
They won't because you dared command them.
@Jack and Bt Sandwich I don't think the Grumps do fake laughter, but their humor isn't exactly "intelligent". Markiplier definitely seems to do fake laughs 95% of the time though.
1:07:38 Chris absent-mindedly saying "I'm the 1%" with his mouth full of food really sent me
Chris' drawings are so impressive. And the fact he did them with a game controller
yeah hehe! i must agree!
@@garlicbread2069 hehe yeah
vin disel
@@VEE0034heeeheeehe
he learned a lot from jet set radio
Grown men criticize children's creations for an hour
An hour and a half
You say that like we SHOULDN'T bully children
@@lmackey4957 an hour and twenty-four minutes
@@thatguy1080 yesssssss
This isnt a kid's game! So sick of you old ass condescending. I'm 14 and pretty mature , more mature then most 20 year olds anyway! and i play this cos mario does mushrooms? And he's a communist? I mean hello! Just Google it!
"Mario has 10 dollars of your real world money"
Lyle, I fucking love you.
I love the appreciation lyle has been getting recently
I wish he still did movie reviews on his channel. Or Pregame Discharge.
back off ladies he's gay
@@krodmandoon3479 I love Lyle but I can't stomach his videos. Maybe if he didnt' structure and narrate them like an insane person it would be okay lol
There is in fact a version of the Duke Nukem theme by Megadeth, but it is not the one used in the games. Its longer and has an extended guitar solo. It’s from like a soundtrack CD released to promote Duke Nukem 3D called “Music to Score By.” You can briefly hear Dave Mustaine’s voice saying “come and get it baby!” in the Megadeth version, and it has been rarely released on some Megadeth compilation albums.
To my knowledge the only Megadeth album with that song is the Warchest compilation
One of the 2d dos games has a song that sounds like Angry Again on one of the levels.
Lyle’s laugh at 34:36 is just such pure joy.
42:30 legit though, that shark looks like he's voiced by Gilbert Gottfried
"Marcos from Britain." Calling someone who flies the Australian flag British shows that Tomar disregards all cultures and nationalities. He is the end.
yeah no shit, don't you remember that famous Tomar quote? "If it's not brown and Israeli I believe it should be put down and I don't view them as human, I'm basically Jewish Hitler" and lets not forget his infamous "Top 15 races that I don't regard as worthy of life" video. He hasn't made it a secret.
@@mikeox_is_small damn, tomar is based
don't forget Tomar's blatant refusal to accept malta as a flag and/or country
How can anyone forget the video he made on his old YT "Burn Dat Flag" where he burned a bunch of flags from other nations and left them in front of people's doorstep
The We Will Rock You bit always gets me.
Chris is really good at drawing Freddie Mercury
" It was written by many Japanese guys on heroine. "
We have an interview with Ding Dong, Julian and the Shigeru Miyamoto. He was quoted as saying: " I TAKE MANY DROOOOOG. " and " I AM A JAPA-NESE MAN! "
It remove the fungus from his shoes
29:50 That's Malta Tomar. Where you bombed all those innocent people.
Pete Buttigeig stares at a photo of Tomar every night after he gets in bed with his loving husband and whispers, "Soon... I will avenge my people"
Where Tomar singlehandedly dropped thousands of bombs on the small island nation during the Second World War.
If you showed this game to someone from the 1700s they'd stick their big dirty thumbs into their eyeballs
Would they ever take their thumbs out of their eyeballs or would they stay thumb-eyed gremlins forever
@@bandannadooThey'd go back to their own time and get a papercut and die of sepsis
@@Totallyfizzle Oh so we've brought this little 1700s character into the modern day and all we show him is Mario Maker 2 for the Nintendo Switch?
@@bandannadoo Wouldnt you?
@@knutandersson4606 I suppose Mario Maker 2 is the culmination of all human intelligence. It was the last game Stephen Hawking made
All drawings
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"not good but you're also a child so I forgive you."
Chris’s amazing little drawings are the best part of this, his drawings are super duper and have a big tuper.
He got an A+ on that test
because its a big mess?
lyle refering to the n word as the "gamer word" is literally the funniest thing ever
Simpleton😬
My mind has still not recovered from that amazing pro gamer move at 32:21 :o
i love tomar's "really?" around 34:00 it's fucking hilarious
they never went to the lost city of atlantis, they simply went to lantis. they were at lantis
Stop stealing my jokes :D
stop assuming i read video comments
@@stevokoriko9137 I was just thinking the same and I found your comment chill!
21:00 IT'S THE RETURN OF THE MARIO PAINT SNEEZEMAN
Mario’s universe could also be called “Hot Toad Heaven!”
"Now you're talkin'!"
45:45 i started crying. beautiful impression and beautiful drawing
Please, I beg you... Play this game again. It has so much room for you guys to have fun.
44:24 "Oopsie-do, I poo poo'd on you"
I'll never not think of those beautiful lyrics when I hear this Mario theme now...
Sucks they never came back to this game again
yeah, there are lots of new things they didn't check out. If they ever go back they should play some good levels or a good world, do some research first instead of playing hot random garbage, although that's also fun sometimes
so many games for which this can be said
That's the entire channel in a nutshell
@@MoribundFantasy If Nintendo actually cared for SMM2 after launch and updated it every few months I think I'd be cool if they went back.
I heard Arin issued a cease and desist in case Oney played a Ross world and Arin doesn't want Ross and Chris to be friends. Hmm. How sad. Truly darkest timeline.
Gobley and Tuper live rent free in my head
39:35 can't help but point out that "96 quite bitter beings" was a song made by the band "CKY"
This is so much more entertaining than just some schlub being like "hey viewers, thanks for you levels haha" or some pair of idiots doing the same troll level over and over again for like 10 hours
I love how Chris went from "Super Ball Mario? wtf is that?" to *bopping to the Super Mario Land theme*
Chris stuffing his gaping maw with food: I'm a 1 percent
This is my favorite oneyplays. I'm not sure why tbh, but I re-watch this particular video A LOT
"the gamer word" gets me every time
The best part about every Mario series they do is you know Chris thinks Gobli and Tuper whenever he sees the two brothers
45:41 it's just a sideview of Vin Disel on fire
Watched this complete series at least 4 times and I always forget about everything but the Chris drawings. Love it
39:34 it was by CKY my dude, the same folks that later went on to make Jackass. And other classic hits such as Mustard Man and Skeletor vs Beastman.
Nerd rage: Megadeth COVERED the Duke theme, they didn't write it!!
I love how much Chris hates furry Mario, it makes me smile my cheeks
1:09:46 that *is* the main objective of every Mario level
man i hope they play this again soon, this was an absolute blast lmao
Tomar, you’re always yelling and it’s actually *EEEUYEAAAAHHH*
33:30 Brendan also shreds guitar. Honestly the coolest riff he's done is on Flying Lotus's "You're Dead." The song Cold Dead is Brendan Smalls on guitar.
Everytime I see that Volcano clip I want to rub my tum and clap my feet.
22:45 I love them unintentionally singing along
There was a music album that came out in 1999 called 'Duke Nukem: Music to Score By', and it starts with a cover of the Duke Nukem 3D theme by Megadeth.
Please somebody make an animation using the sound from 20:10 to 20:22 it's just so perfect!
Tomar knows New Super Mario Bros yet gaslights them on Mario being unable to do wall jumps. Curious
12:37 Lyle the Songsmith
Hey man, thanks for coming back to Eddsworld, i really apreciate seeing my childhood be revived like this, it was so amazing seeing you blast trough the door.
@39:44 always makes me laugh I have no idea why
"Can we just cut to footage of a guy burning in lava? That has to exist, right?"
Well there was this one film I remember that happening in. This dude didn't have the high ground or something.
At least he was beloved as a brother
today I learned Chris can draw better with an analog stick than I can with a pencil
Every one of Chris's drawings has come to life and terrorized a small child.
Chris's cat Mario drawing looks like schnitzel and mung daal fused
This comment is directed to UA-cam in particular. If I have to suffer through one more double unskippable ad, I'm going to blow my brains out. This is a promise
Welp how you doin bud
this x1000
I chuckled
Look at this sad dude not using adblock or UA-cam vanced. 😔
Skip to the end of the video then hit the replay button. Absolute novice.
I can’t believe there’s no Metrod episodes on this channel.
Chris's cat Mario looks like Mung Daal's costume in his theater production of Shmats
This is fantastic. Good job boys.
28:23 "what a CHEETAH mario"... I fucking saw that pun Tomar.
29:20 it's the japanese 1-1, known as lost levels
That weird sideways level gave me a crazy sense of vertigo
I remember that scene from Volcano of that man burning because he looked like my dad back then (I was around six years old) and it make me extremely upset to the point of tears. :'(
...Thankfully my dad is still alive and well. But it's still kind of a sad memory.
32:25 The SMW goombas are based on chestnuts, and they were later renamed "Galoombas" (they always had a different name in Japanese). The "normal" goombas have always been based on mushrooms.
25:38 27:18 27:28 Defiantly the most funniest parts
I wath this every week now, just for the Mario Linkin Park rap.
Tomar "pulling rank" implies there's a clear cut pecking order
I could sit and watch him draw comments all day long
Mario burning in lava clip always gets me
Well, They changed it back, to Mario being a plumber again.
The union strike ended
One of the best things to come out of Zachs temp departure, is my new found fascination with the Tomar,Lyle and Chris combo. I was a Zach purist for awhile lmao... now as for Julian, Corey and Ding Dong, I don't think I'll ever seek out those videos from a point of pure preference. They seem like good enough fellas, I just don't love their humour as much as Lyle, Tomar and Zachs..although they offer alot of insight on game design and some great technical Jibber Jabber
I cried when I beat Portal 1 for some reason, guess it was just a pain in the ass lol
ive been waiting for this for so long
Yes! Super Gobli Maker 2!
I love how Chris squandered the star off screen
39:11 Correction, Megadeth made a cover of the Duke Nukem theme, they didn't actually create it
Lyle was wrong, Megadeth did do a cover of the Duke Nukem theme. It even showed up on one of their compilation albums.
he said he heard that they wrote it, he didn't agree that he thought that was true.
a cover of it is not the same as writing
i also have a vague memory of watching Volcano in school for some reason
if a business told me to sign the moron contract i would because they're being honest about it
Tomar hates Super Mario cause it's literally him and it's his most hated role.
it’s a shame, it’s like dave chappelle hating the popularity of the rick james skit, and it’s made tomar regret his role as mario
0:50
that barking sound is straight up from Nintendogs
Yeah, real dogs dont make sounds like that
Is it just me or does the cloud in the middle of the Triforce at 38:32 look more than a little like Julian
36:35 you can hear tomar slip up a little bit doing his “Lyle”
I love how Chris just knows all the cringe videos that I know and laugh at all the time.
32:06
destruction, darkness, danger, doom
that’s what you find in a tomar’s room
i wish they played more of this, everyone's commentary was fckin hilarious
11:27 “by Marcos from Britain” every Australian felt that...
“What. Would. You. Say. Is. The. Best. Song. Ever?”
“... supah marioo!”
39:44 hearing tomar "looks just like the motherfucka" cracks me up
Hearing LYLE of all people not knowing who sang 96 Quite Bitter Beings is surprising to me for some reason. CKY is awesome
I love it when Mario burns in lava
96 quite bitter beings is CKY and one of my favorite songs from highschool ahah
21:05 its master oogway
“Oopsie doo, I poop-ed on you”
Hrmm wait a minute hrmm wait a minute.... is this Bob the builder?
Zach should’ve been in this
Every single time I binge a playlist of a series they release a complete series the very next day. Stop stalking me
No
Same for me