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  • @doggoofthebath5593
    @doggoofthebath5593 Рік тому +1279

    “Human tastes like pork, change your seasonings”

    • @turkia6148
      @turkia6148 Рік тому +67

      Of course stryxo would know how it tastes

    • @SheetGhostWithBones
      @SheetGhostWithBones Рік тому +23

      Its true though

    • @nouhorni3229
      @nouhorni3229 Рік тому +56

      They're used in medical research for their similarities with us, down to fat distribution. 🤤

    • @wiillLiccs
      @wiillLiccs Рік тому +28

      i always heard human tastes like chicken.
      source: cannibal

    • @namantherockstar
      @namantherockstar Рік тому +1

      Kingani inspires me.. My parents said if i get 50K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally
      Begging...

  • @Fr0zenEagle
    @Fr0zenEagle Рік тому +974

    Whatever you do, don't let Brandon cook.

    • @Leadvest
      @Leadvest Рік тому +39

      He'll actually burn your house down with the lemons. It's not a joke anymore.

    • @sefy5082
      @sefy5082 Рік тому +17

      Let this man cook

    • @mountainghosteverett
      @mountainghosteverett Рік тому

      get this man behind the wheel intoxicated

    • @fredbread2112
      @fredbread2112 Рік тому +8

      ​@@LeadvestCombustable Lemons.

    • @Ooffoop
      @Ooffoop Рік тому

      @@Leadvestwith how many lemons?

  • @DylWelcomeBot
    @DylWelcomeBot Рік тому +360

    There was an itch in my brain, one that I didn't know I had, that could only be scratched by spinning Kirby. Thank you.

    • @shadowcreature7598
      @shadowcreature7598 Рік тому +4

      When is it spinning??

    • @DylWelcomeBot
      @DylWelcomeBot Рік тому +10

      When isn't it? Well when Ani isn't talking- but in spirit it's always spinning

  • @leafyztar
    @leafyztar Рік тому +1046

    So we're just gonna ignore that Stryxo knows that human tastes like pork

    • @HaveAPieceOfFishOY
      @HaveAPieceOfFishOY Рік тому +168

      It's common knowledge, human meat is also commonly referred to as "long pig".

    • @luc11_
      @luc11_ Рік тому +40

      @@HaveAPieceOfFishOY…long pig? 💀💀

    • @Diddlyy
      @Diddlyy Рік тому +113

      @@luc11_ Yeah, it's pretty common knowledge as bobby said. When asked, cannibals said that human tasted like pork and called it long pig. I'm surprised that this is surprising

    • @adamjensen4459
      @adamjensen4459 Рік тому +19

      He's a Furry. Ofc he knows

    • @luc11_
      @luc11_ Рік тому +3

      @@Diddlyy it’s just a strange name lol

  • @brinst_ar
    @brinst_ar Рік тому +288

    That fish analogy made so little sense and made me stop and go like "do we gotta keep remembering that woman are people?"

    • @TheTownHeifer
      @TheTownHeifer Рік тому +80

      On today’s episode of “what non-human thing are women this time”, it appears we’re fish

    • @ClownHoundII
      @ClownHoundII Рік тому

      Men like that do anything but view women as a human being as well as a woman. They think you're either a person or a woman.

    • @Artificer__
      @Artificer__ Рік тому +18

      @@TheTownHeifer arent you?

    • @TheTownHeifer
      @TheTownHeifer Рік тому +20

      @@Artificer__ Damn, you caught me lol

    • @NateS917
      @NateS917 Рік тому +5

      Women are people?

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican Рік тому +367

    To continue on with what Brandon was saying about honey: The nectar travels down a valve into an expandable pouch called the crop where it is kept for a short period of time until it is transferred to a receiving bee back at the hive. Since honey never is mixed with digesting food in the intestinal tract, it's technically not vomit. Since a human does not have a crop, the stomach is in direct contact with the esophagus and mouth. In a bee, the proventriculus and crop are in direct contact with the mouth.
    Also, while Ludwig van Beethoven was born in Bonn, Germany, his last name isn't German. His family name is FLEMISH! He was the grandson of Ludwig van Beethoven the Elder, who moved to Bonn from Mechelen (which is in Flanders). Flemish is a dialect of the Dutch language. "van" is a prefix in Dutch and Flemish surnames that means "from" to refer to the place someone's family is from. And Beethoven refers to Bettenhoven, the Dutch name for Bettincourt in what is now the Walloon Region of Belgium or Wallonia.

  • @DeshaunGooden-g9y
    @DeshaunGooden-g9y Рік тому +36

    "beethoven would not be happy to hear the news"...My brother in christ he can't hear anything

    • @RedCanidae
      @RedCanidae 7 місяців тому

      " 🤓 uH, he WaS OnLY DeAF FoR A shORt PeRiOd oF TiMe, DYinG WeEkS aFTeR LoOsiNg HiS HeArInG caPaBIlitIes"

    • @Blackpeel
      @Blackpeel 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@RedCanidaeWhen he lost his hearing before dying is irrelevant, as dead people cannot hear anything regardless of their previous capacity to do so.

    • @RedCanidae
      @RedCanidae 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Blackpeel Indeed, your logic is impecable i cannot question it

    • @Wolfie54545
      @Wolfie54545 4 місяці тому

      @@RedCanidaeI actually didn’t know that

  • @Sophie_sweet8809
    @Sophie_sweet8809 Рік тому +97

    3:05 “he would’ve not been happy to hear about the events that transpired after his death” girl Beethoven was deaf he couldn’t hear shit even before he died 😳

  • @tammywillmott7592
    @tammywillmott7592 Рік тому +32

    i love the Sitting and Smiling episode where he gets robbed and just doesnt break character

  • @unlikelygamer
    @unlikelygamer Рік тому +46

    6:45 I feel disappointed in myself for laughing as hard as I did at "poopenfarten"

  • @Ryyi23
    @Ryyi23 Рік тому +36

    13:24 YO! That's the guy who would sometimes just piss his pants while recording because he didn't want to interrupt his recording by getting up. Also, I think he's the one whose house got broken into while he was recording and he didn't move until the guy left.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Рік тому +55

    It's very true about the German language. In English, it's lunch, in German, it's mittagessen which literally means "midday eat". In English, it's surprise, in German, it's Überraschung which literally means "overrushing" with raschung coming from rasch or “quick”. In English, it's ambulance, in German, it's krankenwagen which literally means "sick car". In German, Sie, du, dich ihr, ihnen, and euch can all mean you! In English, it's butterfly, in German, it's Schmetterling which comes from schmetten ‎or cream due to an old belief that witches transformed themselves into butterflies to steal cream and other milk products.
    German and English are both Germanic languages, but German is conservative, and retains the capitalization of all nouns which other Germanic languages dropped a long time ago. This makes written German look a little unusual compared to other Germanic languages like Dutch, Danish, Scots, English, and Icelandic. To a foreigner, certain features do stand out immediately that distinguish German from other languages, all the words beginning with Pf are one example. For German speakers, these features are simply normal, but to foreigners they are rather unusual.

  • @daeflowerr
    @daeflowerr Рік тому +6

    6:42 As a German, this entire segment made me cackle. Our language is literally just English with extra letters and an angry accent

  • @twitching_bot574
    @twitching_bot574 Рік тому +12

    The thing about react content is,, I want there to be a video that ends up having at least 30 layers of people reacting to it at once, each reacting to someone else's video, and it gets so bad that nobody knows what the original video was or who they are reacting to.

  • @KSometimes13
    @KSometimes13 Рік тому +12

    Brandon: “Ah yes, the rectangular prism I ordered. I wonder what shapes will be in this one?”

  • @didgeridooo
    @didgeridooo Рік тому +6

    3:14 "ufc", imagine going to a chiropractor and just getting slammed into the ground before they put you into a chokehold and calmly crack your nevk

  • @Ravertine
    @Ravertine Рік тому +29

    13:11 thats guy is crazy cause he actually does sit there for 4 hours, one time he even pissed himself halfway through, and HE KEPT GOING. but that's not even the craziest part, cause one time someone BROKE INTO HIS HOUSE, SAW HIM SITTING THERE NOT MOVING, AND THEN LEFT WITHOUT TAKING ANYTHING

  • @kiw1x
    @kiw1x 2 місяці тому +1

    10:50 when i came out to my grandparents as trans, my grandma told me (almost verbatim) "i still love you even if god doesn't" LMAO EVEN THO MY MOM TOLD THEM SPECIFICALLY NOT TO MENTION ANYTHING RELIGIOUS

  • @Kupolikop._.
    @Kupolikop._. Рік тому +2

    Ive searched for a white screen video to use as a low power flashlight in the car so that i could read without my phone falling asleep

  • @heestothecolf5107
    @heestothecolf5107 Рік тому +14

    That sitting and smiling guy actually got robbed in one of the videos and you can actually see him crying after it

  • @crust5812
    @crust5812 Рік тому +5

    12:00 I didn't know I needed to hear that the Y chromosome is for comedy and gaming until today

  • @malice6081
    @malice6081 Рік тому +3

    3:57 and I actually needed that video before. Installing a screen protector

  • @justsomegoblinwithinternet6231

    Honey is probably closer to bee phlegm than anything else

  • @loonyroxxs2482
    @loonyroxxs2482 Рік тому +4

    my dad almost choked to death on his own neck cause he had strep throat and it swelled up so much, all cause he snored he almost died.

  • @imjusthereexistingithink
    @imjusthereexistingithink Рік тому +3

    Fun fact: The "Sitting and Smiling #5" dude at 13:12 was actually once almost robbed in the middle of making a vid of him doing that, if I remember right. You could see his face show his fear but he just sat there as a man suddenly walked into and opened his door during the vid, the dude saw him and either he took sumn and left as the dude sat there or the man just saw him and turned around and left him sitting there frozen for the vid

  • @bassoongal7879
    @bassoongal7879 Рік тому +1

    Human has also been said to taste like lamb

  • @adamjensen4459
    @adamjensen4459 Рік тому +39

    A rectangle is 2D and a box is 3D. The sides are rectangular, but it is indeed a box. Common Spatanz L

  • @idolizationist
    @idolizationist Рік тому +6

    funfact! stryxo has no fanfic made of him on AO3

  • @JustMooshie
    @JustMooshie Рік тому +52

    i haven’t watched it yet but i love all this new content!! meme comps are cool but i like the other stuff u do ani :)

  • @Jam-og1km
    @Jam-og1km Рік тому +38

    Seeing Kirby spin while Ani speaks is the most adorable thing

  • @starlightthetribewing4774
    @starlightthetribewing4774 Рік тому +2

    hilariously, in 2018 one of my friends was talking about how his dad worked at microsoft or smth, and he said the next project was called "Project Scorpio".
    so, as a 10-13 year old i fell for it, even thought the one X came out a year earlier. so technically not a lie lmfao.

  • @LeakyTrees
    @LeakyTrees Рік тому +3

    Box refers to any casing that holds something inside it, regardless of shape.

  • @404otakucorner
    @404otakucorner Рік тому +12

    Very off topic, but I had a dream Ani died and all of her friends were streaming Minecraft on her channel as a memorial.

  • @musicsheep9816
    @musicsheep9816 Рік тому +4

    My guess for the water boiling is that either people want to know how to boil water quickly or they want to know the difference between simmering and boiling.

  • @iamthedoctor8094
    @iamthedoctor8094 Рік тому +15

    i went to see the loud snoring debunking video and it said if you snore very loudly you actually have a blockage in your throat

  • @willisverynice
    @willisverynice Рік тому +2

    The reason the white screen for 10 hours has so many dislikes is because of being accidentally being pressed while being left on for hours. It has 11 million views, sometimes someone accidentally hits the dislike button.

  • @user-fq4po1rd3m
    @user-fq4po1rd3m Рік тому +1

    Okay but you have to agree that both box and rectangle sound a WHOLE LOT BETTER than some crap like rectangular prism

  • @malice6081
    @malice6081 Рік тому +2

    7:47 I had a relative set water on fire before

  • @bow_and_aero1210
    @bow_and_aero1210 Рік тому +13

    11:03 One of my grandmother's legit said this to me after I came out as bi (later changed to pan). She wrote a letter and handed it to me when we were in the car together. I had to read it in silence, with her right next to me, while parked outside my school. In summary she didn't want me to tell my brother (he's 3 years younger) because she didn't want him to copy me, didn't want me to post it anywhere in case someone would "try to hate crime me", and I shouldn't date anyone who is the same sex until after college just in case it's a phase. I know deep down she was just worried about me, but it really hurt that she wanted me to hide this part of myself that I still hadn't fully accepted. I didn't follow her advice, I told my brother and he's still hetero with a girlfriend of 2 years, I posted stuff online (granted not for another year) and never "got hate crimed" for my sexuality (did for being trans tho), and I have dated many different genders. I love her and she accepts me for who I am now, but I will never not laugh at that memory of me not being able to read her writing so she had to read out loud that I'm going to turn my brother gay.

    • @silentwarrior500
      @silentwarrior500 Рік тому +4

      This reminds me of a similar story I have. When I came out as trans my gran suddenly stopped letting go shopping for her, it took me ages to find out why. Turns out she thought I was gonna get attacked, despite me going out every day and doing my own shopping at the same supermarket. tried explaining to her that no one could tell i was trans by looking at me but she wasn't having it, it was a few months later before she let start getting her shopping again.

  • @summercrews5620
    @summercrews5620 Рік тому +2

    You know brandon isnt actually a porsche owner because he isnt obnoxious about how its pronounced

  • @veradistheeggcat229
    @veradistheeggcat229 Рік тому +4

    BRANDON BOXES AREN'T JUST SQUARE??? THAT'S A CUBE

  • @thespectrum7590
    @thespectrum7590 Рік тому +2

    brandon really said beethoven would not be happy to hear 💀 beethoven was deaf

  • @oeskur
    @oeskur Рік тому +7

    i'm curious of what country Brandon thought Bee-thoven came from

    • @jayedgar1384
      @jayedgar1384 Рік тому +13

      Beethoven, born and bred 'Merican hero from Austin Texas (Same hometown as Jesus). He wrote twinkle twinkle little star while helping Abe Lincoln end slavery 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🇺🇸🏈🏈🦅🗣️🔥🔥🎶🎵🎵🎶🔥🔥

    • @oeskur
      @oeskur Рік тому

      @@jayedgar1384 something along the lines of that yea

  • @cayleeroark1550
    @cayleeroark1550 Рік тому +2

    "human tastes like pork"

  • @ItsMe-ob8ue
    @ItsMe-ob8ue Рік тому +1

    I'm so glad the brandon rant cutscenes are skippable.

  • @AustynL
    @AustynL Рік тому +1

    so basically just my entire screenshots folder

  • @ndt_dynamite2247
    @ndt_dynamite2247 Рік тому +1

    4:00
    NO. NO. NO.
    DO NOT GIVE THEM IDEAS, THEY ABSOLUTELY WOULD IMPLEMENT THAT SHIT.
    Wait, nvm, YT doesn’t listen to their creators, ok nvm we all good.

  • @khalogqubule5412
    @khalogqubule5412 Рік тому +2

    Okay, but Poop is worse than vomit. Poop is waste, vomit is food with spicy stomach acid. Vomit is lesser of the two evils

  • @zazikb
    @zazikb Рік тому +1

    Human does not taste like pork. A cannibal wrote a book and he said it tastes fishy.....although it could depend😅

  • @lili_vee1
    @lili_vee1 Рік тому +1

    Fun fact about the guy sitting and smiling at 13:16 one time someone broke into his house, saw him smiling and sitting (he didn’t move the entire time because he was dedicated to his video) and they got scared and left (I watched a video about it forever ago so I THINK ITS TRUE🙏)

  • @nerdoftheatre
    @nerdoftheatre Рік тому +1

    13:20 I believe this guy was doing one of his livestreams where he sits at the camera and smiles. And someone like, broke into his house. And the dude just kept doing his stream. The robbers found him filming and they got so weirded out that they left. I'm like, 96% sure that it's the same dude.

  • @PlayfulJavekacidnationleader
    @PlayfulJavekacidnationleader Рік тому +1

    How he know what human taste like
    I mean, you are what you eat but you dont have to take it that far

  • @yo_046
    @yo_046 Рік тому +1

    6:50 everyone’s gangsta until antibabypillen comes into play

  • @Theeduckie
    @Theeduckie Рік тому +2

    The sitting and smiling guy pissed himself once. Also got robbed and confused the theives

  • @anomalousanimates
    @anomalousanimates Рік тому +2

    3:39 becauses they're npcs

  • @clarawilliams4359
    @clarawilliams4359 Рік тому +14

    11:54 I can’t believe Ani kept this a secret from her friends omg 😭😭😭

  • @dropfish3109
    @dropfish3109 Рік тому +1

    1:26 now you don't wanna eat what 😳

  • @nafereuskortex9055
    @nafereuskortex9055 Рік тому +1

    4:02 Jerma would vanish day one and it would be his fans only

  • @Pixel_Rocket23
    @Pixel_Rocket23 Рік тому +2

    F un fact: The sitting and smiling stream guy has a ton of videos where he does exactly that, with slight differences and interruptions such as; pissing himself, sobbing, catching someone breaking into his home live on camera before the robber sees him mid recording and leaves.

  • @bryanfongo327
    @bryanfongo327 Рік тому +41

    The german word for lunch is literally "mid-day-eating"

  • @LeakyTrees
    @LeakyTrees Рік тому +10

    I love how spatnz speaks so forcefully on topics that he has done little to no research on

    • @demetriajones3231
      @demetriajones3231 Рік тому

      This isn't special, this happens on Reddit all the time

    • @LeakyTrees
      @LeakyTrees Рік тому

      @@demetriajones3231 yeah but nobody outside of Reddit gives a shit what a redditor thinks

  • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
    @aromanticfranziskavonkarma Рік тому +2

    I've understood Squidward since I was 10, fools.

  • @elysian_5839
    @elysian_5839 Рік тому +2

    another banger from king 🫡

  • @Jamlord2061
    @Jamlord2061 Рік тому +1

    you can have irregular shaped boxes

  • @daeganish7304
    @daeganish7304 Рік тому +6

    Tbf whether chiropractors are legit or not, I saw one to treat a neck problem I had, couldn't even look left and it was agonising to try, she fixed it and it's never been an issue since

  • @minecraftexpertstudios7368
    @minecraftexpertstudios7368 3 місяці тому +1

    2:00 What I am reading says it's more like Bee wing sweat.

  • @somedorkydude6483
    @somedorkydude6483 Рік тому +1

    30 seconds in and i already am questioning life.
    So honestly pretty typical day for me

  • @wombattakat
    @wombattakat Рік тому +1

    I highkey miss youtube rewind

  • @UnchargedBattery978
    @UnchargedBattery978 Рік тому +7

    i think i’ve used white screen 10 hours before, i used it to trace and make one of those flip through animations with just drawing on paper and the white screen did not disappoint 👍

  • @PurplePiiPii
    @PurplePiiPii Рік тому +1

    2:58 i dont think that would've been possible

  • @crowmaster2737
    @crowmaster2737 Рік тому +1

    2:59 The fact that he was deaf 😭

  • @eyzqg9377
    @eyzqg9377 Рік тому +1

    If kingani didnt exist I would never have anything to watch while eating

  • @Gerben0
    @Gerben0 Рік тому +1

    A RECTANGLE IS A 2D SHAPE HOW ARE YOU GOING TO FIT GAMES IN THERE

  • @aeolanyiramoon6260
    @aeolanyiramoon6260 Рік тому +17

    Your videos always make my day thank you so much 💖

  • @axelscales_
    @axelscales_ Рік тому +17

    Brandon was spitting straight... Something this episode. I'm not sure if anything he said was correct

  • @trenchcoatbandit
    @trenchcoatbandit Рік тому +3

    is that the okama game sphere?

  • @azfrog
    @azfrog Рік тому +1

    Yay, Ani!🎉

  • @BGDMusic
    @BGDMusic 10 місяців тому

    13:58 "he guides others to a treasure he cannot possess"

  • @TheDynamicDudes
    @TheDynamicDudes Рік тому +1

    fun fact, the sitting and smilling guy has hundreds of those videos, its creepy as fuck and in one of the videos, somebody broke into his house, robbed him, and the dude didnt even break eye contact or smile, didnt even look back at the guy who opened the door...

  • @ThetopG498
    @ThetopG498 Рік тому +1

    my favorite UA-cam trio

  • @Navoii.
    @Navoii. Рік тому +3

    I blame the death of Bee-thoven for the events that followed

  • @danieljohnson3320
    @danieljohnson3320 Рік тому +3

    Just a heads up yt is unsubbing people from your channel. I haven't seen one of your videos on my feed for four months and I just figured out I was unsubbed for some reason

  • @venom_1072
    @venom_1072 29 днів тому

    Out of all the horrible shit thats happened to Wario being portrayed by elon musk probably has to be the worse 😔

  • @acorns-r-us
    @acorns-r-us Місяць тому

    8:09 Ani describes the Chernobyl incident

  • @Chesnutthouse
    @Chesnutthouse Рік тому

    The nectar stomach is separate from the actual stomach, i think is what it was getting at.

  • @ConCo-sw8gc
    @ConCo-sw8gc 3 місяці тому

    I love that Brandon is saying that GothamChess is going thru some shit when in reality I can almost guarantee he's sad because he watched a bad chess game

  • @Snailsenpaii
    @Snailsenpaii Рік тому

    2:58 "man he would not have been happy to hear about the events after his death"
    Guess what

  • @TheOriginalStarwalker64
    @TheOriginalStarwalker64 Рік тому +1

    I love your vids Ani. Im always happy to find them at the top of my recommended

  • @ARandomEliatrope
    @ARandomEliatrope Рік тому +1

    wait til brandon realises boxes are rectangles

  • @charlene4419
    @charlene4419 Рік тому +1

    I've lately been watching incel pick up lines and such, it can be pretty hilarious or very disturbing lol

  • @thilsiktonix
    @thilsiktonix 10 місяців тому

    7:43 PORTAL REFERENCE PORTAL REFERENCE PORTAL REFERENCE PORTAL REFERENCE

  • @Kyleplaysgames567
    @Kyleplaysgames567 Рік тому +1

    Actually human meat tastes like veal. Like prime beef but sweeter.

  • @UnchargedBattery978
    @UnchargedBattery978 Рік тому +1

    honestly, while i wouldn’t season someone’s ass before eating, it isn’t THAT bizarre, right? like it’s a little weird yeah but there are weirder things

  • @Luffy453
    @Luffy453 7 місяців тому

    Poop shelf would probably be translated as "Kackregal"

  • @jmanguy3579
    @jmanguy3579 Рік тому +2

    I wish women were real :(

  • @Toxic-Toon
    @Toxic-Toon 9 місяців тому

    I love that Ani almost believed eatenburgertimen was a real thing

  • @Thundernugget
    @Thundernugget Рік тому +1

    BALD

  • @MrMale-cf7bb
    @MrMale-cf7bb Рік тому

    they spit it out with the spit

  • @DogBat
    @DogBat 2 місяці тому

    Chiropractors have to go to college for being a chiropractor, yeah I know I was surprised too

  • @RabbiB0Y
    @RabbiB0Y Рік тому +2

    the thing is chiropracters aren't doctors yes but they still need training and eductation and a license and whatnot they usualy get their degree in physical thearpy
    also chiropracters don't break bones the pop is the fluid and gasses in the joints dispersing reliving tension