Trump’s Pick Hegseth Embroiled in Scandal, Justice for Flavor Flav & Annoying Matching Pajama Family

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  • Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
  • President Biden took part in the annual lighting of the White House Christmas tree, Flavor Flav was asked to leave the backstage area when meeting with the Backstreet Boys, NY Mayor Adams is out bragging about his Bitcoin, Defense Secretary nominee Pete Hegseth is defending himself from allegations of sexual misconduct and drunken behavior, Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy met with GOP leaders today, the British Board of Film Classification has issued a warning to viewers about Wicked, and Jimmy gets interrupted by an annoying matching pajama family.
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  • @ricardosantosaguiar
    @ricardosantosaguiar 2 місяці тому +167

    I'm training my English (specially my reading from the subtitles) with you guys, from Brazil, for about one year now, and really proud of myself when I get the jokes.
    You're funny even this far 😅😂

    • @jeandrzyzgula
      @jeandrzyzgula 2 місяці тому +26

      You're doing really well! English is a crazy language. It's dozens of languages in a trenchcoat. My aunt is from Brazil and she taught ESOL in US schools, I know people can really struggle. I tried to learn Brazilian Portuguese and even though it's a much easier language to learn than English is, I didn't get very far

    • @mammawlee
      @mammawlee 2 місяці тому +13

      What an interesting way to study a foreign language!

    • @abbeyball6890
      @abbeyball6890 2 місяці тому +7

      That's fantastic!! Keep it up! 💗💗💗

    • @pvw88
      @pvw88 2 місяці тому +10

      Understanding jokes is one of the hardest things to do when learning a new language, props to you Amigo do Brasil!

    • @LeoMoony
      @LeoMoony 2 місяці тому +2

      There are brand new earplugs that automatically translate correct language. Pretty cool.

  • @Frankbenlin99
    @Frankbenlin99 2 місяці тому +42

    The Lenny and Squiggy line was perfect. Bravo!

    • @wendywhite4929
      @wendywhite4929 2 місяці тому +2

      I cackled out loud at 4 AM

    • @karenjohnson5271
      @karenjohnson5271 2 місяці тому +2

      I am going to keep repeating that one. Love it!

  • @hasinajivraj7239
    @hasinajivraj7239 2 місяці тому +91

    The whole TEAM! We want you around! THANK YOU

  • @AliceLane-u8u
    @AliceLane-u8u 2 місяці тому +283

    Thanks Jimmy for hanging in there, we are going to need as much humor in the reality of the next four years.

    • @homiehomerson2705
      @homiehomerson2705 2 місяці тому +7

      Next 4 years? You really think there will be another election? Dream on.

    • @GraveVibrations
      @GraveVibrations 2 місяці тому +7

      Overly dramatic idiots

    • @shawnwheeler4633
      @shawnwheeler4633 2 місяці тому

      ​@@homiehomerson2705Lol!! TDS is strong with you!!

    • @hardkore360
      @hardkore360 2 місяці тому

      The reality is Trump is not even president yet and Biden pardoned his criminal son and protected his own behind in the process, but you are worried about the next 4 years 😂😂😂😂😂 Biden said no one was above the law, AND LIED TO YOU ALL. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ExistentialExperienceMusic
    @ExistentialExperienceMusic 2 місяці тому +457

    I love how Jimmy always manages to find humor in the chaos of politics. His take on Trump's cabinet picks and the antics of Mayor Adams had me in stitches! Keep shining a light on the absurdity, Jimmy! 💡👏

    • @davidnco1
      @davidnco1 2 місяці тому

      Trump won by a landslide. Get over it fool

    • @davidnco1
      @davidnco1 2 місяці тому

      Trump won by a landslide. Get over it fools.

    • @seebarnes6588
      @seebarnes6588 2 місяці тому +10

      easy targets. .

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 2 місяці тому

      ​@@stevesanchez8478 I mean he's going to be targeted as soon as Trump takes office, so yeah he's got a reason to cry

    • @trophyscene5015
      @trophyscene5015 2 місяці тому +15

      ​@@stevesanchez8478crying like a baby? when did this occur?

  • @coleengoodell7523
    @coleengoodell7523 2 місяці тому +39

    So glad to see brother Flaves spirit being lifted at the end after it had been crushed. I almost cried at that part and held it in long enough to see him rejoicing at the end of what had been a roller coaster of a day. Thank you Mr. Kimmel for giving me joy in the season. They can keep their creepy elf on a shelf, give me a family pajama party for Christmas eve instead. Fun!!!

  • @angelliquem810
    @angelliquem810 2 місяці тому +11

    The fact that comedians and late night shows are the ones NOT bending the knee to that man, but everyone else in the media is, it's so sad. I appreciate you guys for still having the courage to make us laugh while telling the thruth.

    • @Scottocaster6668
      @Scottocaster6668 Місяць тому +1

      "Bending at the knee" I like that. Such truth to that quote, it's pathetic.

  • @lucylin1999
    @lucylin1999 2 місяці тому +314

    Jimmy, you are helping the mental health of so many. Thank you. Keep up the good work.

    • @ctwwtc8761
      @ctwwtc8761 2 місяці тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bridgez04
      @bridgez04 2 місяці тому +9

      *and jimmy’s writers

    • @mstory4230
      @mstory4230 2 місяці тому +4

      ❤❤❤

    • @ctwwtc8761
      @ctwwtc8761 2 місяці тому

      @@lucylin1999 Trump is your president now

    • @paulrietveld9837
      @paulrietveld9837 2 місяці тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MeditationMomma999
    @MeditationMomma999 2 місяці тому +70

    I'm glad they're having fun (or trying!) right now. We need that!

  • @catalinacurio
    @catalinacurio 2 місяці тому +391

    Thanks for being you Jimmy, your country needs you. 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @shawnwheeler4633
      @shawnwheeler4633 2 місяці тому +9

      No we dont'!!!

    • @gustavodeugarte9460
      @gustavodeugarte9460 2 місяці тому +30

      ​@@shawnwheeler4633 YES, WE DO...NO TO trump!

    • @gustavodeugarte9460
      @gustavodeugarte9460 2 місяці тому +23

      ​@@shawnwheeler4633 YES, WE DO NEED JIMMY...NOT trump..

    • @jennie5663
      @jennie5663 2 місяці тому +20

      @@shawnwheeler4633 Yet, here you are watching him. lol

    • @Caramellaat
      @Caramellaat 2 місяці тому +15

      ​@shawnwheeler4633 just think of those clowns you voted for... you may confirm that people need some SMART guys like Jimmy Kimmel😁😁

  • @Boutys_mom
    @Boutys_mom 2 місяці тому +325

    Thank you for always making me laugh Jimmy & team!

    • @CrystalLewis-um7fj
      @CrystalLewis-um7fj 2 місяці тому

      ​@KeiVeureschy777 Change the channel. Go away! Happy , happy joy joy......❤ Jimmy!

    • @defendandprotect-om5hv
      @defendandprotect-om5hv 2 місяці тому +6

      ​@KeiVeureschy777 Is that a threat

    • @wabankik
      @wabankik 2 місяці тому +5

      ...Humor is the Greatest medicine, Jimmy and Guillermo Make this happen👍😅!!!...

    • @laura749
      @laura749 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@KeiVeureschy777who hurt you?

    • @laura749
      @laura749 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@KeiVeureschy777someone took your funny bone?😂😂

  • @JusticeForTheDead
    @JusticeForTheDead 2 місяці тому +10

    the writing is often amazing for this show! And LENNY & SQUIGGY OF TRUMPWORLD is hilarious, because I can see Elmo as Lenny and Vivek as Squiggy!

  • @mercedeslouise3532
    @mercedeslouise3532 2 місяці тому +48

    Lots of love from Sydney Australia ❤️

  • @joanmcquay3107
    @joanmcquay3107 2 місяці тому +46

    Jimmy I’m not from America but you are wonderful. Brighten my day here in NZ. Thank you so much

  • @lesliecardwell2653
    @lesliecardwell2653 2 місяці тому +170

    Love the Jimmy kimmel show! Thanks Jimmy and your writers … you’re great at your jobs! ❤️

    • @DebraSMITH-d3o
      @DebraSMITH-d3o 2 місяці тому +9

      Leslie is right!!!!!!😂🎉❤❤❤

    • @laryjohnson5736
      @laryjohnson5736 2 місяці тому +1

      botboy

    • @Gunman33
      @Gunman33 2 місяці тому +1

      How did gielmo change his clothes so fast 😮

    • @maryalbright9223
      @maryalbright9223 2 місяці тому

      @@Gunman33There’s a thing called taping a show before airing.

  • @sandracherry1461
    @sandracherry1461 2 місяці тому +8

    Thanks Jimmy for the laugh

  • @MrMarkS-lg7yk
    @MrMarkS-lg7yk 2 місяці тому +87

    I love the Jimmy Kimmel Show! They have utterly fabulous writers behind the scenes. :>)

    • @DalilahR
      @DalilahR 2 місяці тому

      Steven Colbert has better writers.

    • @Barbara-nv1ll
      @Barbara-nv1ll 2 місяці тому +2

      Very true, it takes a team 🩷
      🇨🇦Barbie

    • @MrMarkS-lg7yk
      @MrMarkS-lg7yk 2 місяці тому +2

      @@DalilahR - That's funny! Kimmel is the undisputed king of U$A comedy. Colbert is pretty decent, just. Jimmy has 19.9 million YT subscribers, and Colbert has 9.5 million subscribers. Nuff said. Even Aunt Chippy is far funnier than Colbert! I always watch Colbert right after Jimmy. :>)

    • @DalilahR
      @DalilahR 2 місяці тому

      @@MrMarkS-lg7yk Jimmy Kimmel's talent is mediocre regardless of how many subscribers he temporarily has.
      Sixty-five percent of the American People supported W. Bush's invasion of Iraq on the day it started. They will support anything.
      We Americans have had too much lead in our water for too long.

  • @mariamasegun4058
    @mariamasegun4058 2 місяці тому +233

    Love, love the chemistry between Jimmy and Guillermo

  • @sanitycruz
    @sanitycruz 2 місяці тому +50

    JK your are a National Treaure for these dark times. Humor shall prevail! Thank you.
    😂❤😂

    • @davidnco1
      @davidnco1 2 місяці тому

      Trump won by a landslider it fool.

    • @davidnco1
      @davidnco1 2 місяці тому

      Trump won by a landslide. Get over it fools.

    • @zigma8470
      @zigma8470 2 місяці тому +2

      Treasure...👏👏

  • @candidaprout560
    @candidaprout560 2 місяці тому +70

    Thanks very much Jimmy Kimmel ❤. Bravo 👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @darkpepsi
    @darkpepsi 2 місяці тому +167

    Thank you for tonight’s monologue Jimmy and the rest of the late show!

    • @laryjohnson5736
      @laryjohnson5736 2 місяці тому

      botboy

    • @LeoLover-l9e
      @LeoLover-l9e 2 місяці тому +3

      Over a quarter million in three hours!

    • @LeoLover-l9e
      @LeoLover-l9e 2 місяці тому

      @@laryjohnson5736 Get a life

    • @Tar-Earendil
      @Tar-Earendil 2 місяці тому

      @@laryjohnson5736 Yep! We know you are. Bye! 👋😏

  • @edwardsianski725
    @edwardsianski725 2 місяці тому +126

    Thanks Jimmy and your wonderful crew for bringing some sanity into our lives! Laughter is the best medicine! We need lots of it.

  • @HelynnHeels
    @HelynnHeels 2 місяці тому +322

    "Lenny and Squiggy of Trumptown" Perfect!

    • @davidnco1
      @davidnco1 2 місяці тому

      Trump won by a landslide. Get over it fools.

    • @IMeMineWho
      @IMeMineWho 2 місяці тому +8

      Hey L&S performed 1 of the funniest songs "Night After Night." PH isn't that talented.😊

    • @lunargirl5828
      @lunargirl5828 2 місяці тому +4

      Earworm. Maybe it should become a meme

  • @JamesKulesza-tu5dp
    @JamesKulesza-tu5dp 2 місяці тому +58

    Kimmel and writers are phenomenal!! Watch every morning. Start my day laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @pvw88
      @pvw88 2 місяці тому +2

      Same!!!

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 2 місяці тому +57

    Thanks again Jimmy

    • @davidnco1
      @davidnco1 2 місяці тому

      Jimmie butt hurt. Trump won by a landslide. Get over it fools.

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 2 місяці тому +139

    Many thanks to Jimmy and the crew!

  • @pemdechen6300
    @pemdechen6300 2 місяці тому +419

    Jimmy, Guillermo, and your entire team/crew - thank you for bringing joy and laughter to our lives! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @JD-hb5fo
      @JD-hb5fo 2 місяці тому +18

      ❤❤❤❤ 100% agree

    • @angies.7689
      @angies.7689 2 місяці тому +4

      Ya, like the joke about how Biden might be dead soon. That was so funny. I bet all his loved ones roared in laughter at that one too.

    • @google_is_a_criminal
      @google_is_a_criminal 2 місяці тому

      @@angies.7689 I laughed at it, it was the only funny thing he's said in months.

    • @jimdennis2451
      @jimdennis2451 2 місяці тому +3

      Guillermo is a gem.

    • @lashinka2574
      @lashinka2574 2 місяці тому

      ​@@angies.7689 Biden's old as dust. Get tf over it. 😂

  • @blessingsoutlaw
    @blessingsoutlaw 2 місяці тому +199

    Feliz Navidad, Guillermo!!! 🎄🎉

  • @Shea3224
    @Shea3224 2 місяці тому +160

    Mayor Adams needs to be held accountable just like trump!!
    EDIT: He needs to be held accountable just like trump needs to be held accountable also. 💯

    • @chuyocaca4153
      @chuyocaca4153 2 місяці тому

      @Shea 3224 ' Bad 'analogy! Emphasis* on the first three letters' Tropocious got away with it all. sigh.

    • @supernaturalta6174
      @supernaturalta6174 2 місяці тому +4

      So you're saying make him POTUS? 🙄

    • @chuyocaca4153
      @chuyocaca4153 2 місяці тому +5

      @@supernaturalta6174 No to the contrary! This Guy may also get away with it! Corruption is now in the open!

    • @sarahjeannepeterson5536
      @sarahjeannepeterson5536 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@supernaturalta6174how?! We already have one president and his co-president!!!

    • @davidnco1
      @davidnco1 2 місяці тому

      Trump won by a landslider it fool.

  • @davenc8527
    @davenc8527 2 місяці тому +26

    That Sister Jean clip is really disturbing. How can the players disrespect her like that? That is depressing.

    • @joanne4758
      @joanne4758 2 місяці тому +1

      I totally agree - it would seem "Respect" is a dying art. Did they need to include it in the show - everyone seemed to get a good a good laugh!!!!!

    • @LoveProWrestling
      @LoveProWrestling 2 місяці тому +6

      @@joanne4758 it's a good example of how nothing matters anymore as long as you're rich and successful. Very timely.

  • @gljm
    @gljm 2 місяці тому +263

    Rick Scott looks like something out of a Wes Craven movie.

    • @wayamy27narf
      @wayamy27narf 2 місяці тому +31

      That or the villain in who framed Roger Rabbit

    • @DM-wp9vq
      @DM-wp9vq 2 місяці тому +24

      Or the real Slender Man

    • @nenaaa1444
      @nenaaa1444 2 місяці тому +17

      Because he is.😂

    • @MrGrantSloan
      @MrGrantSloan 2 місяці тому +5

      Include America in that.

    • @henrys3629
      @henrys3629 2 місяці тому +7

      Or one of the unpopular FUNKO pops

  • @melsyoutube
    @melsyoutube 2 місяці тому +172

    thank you for always being so outspoken

  • @reid4510
    @reid4510 2 місяці тому +200

    Thank you Jimmy ❤

    • @EuropeanWren
      @EuropeanWren 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@KeiVeureschy777
      Enjoy living in an autocracy/oligarchy soon.

    • @shawnwheeler4633
      @shawnwheeler4633 2 місяці тому

      ​@KeiVeureschy777So true!!!

    • @crystalfowler2336
      @crystalfowler2336 2 місяці тому +9

      @KeiVeureschy777Jimmy will retire win he wants, no one in a political office for 4 years will hinder him 😂😂😂

    • @K.L.M.Online
      @K.L.M.Online 2 місяці тому +3

      Hilarious how people think that making ugly comments will influence anyone.
      A bit sad really.

  • @twinkletoes56
    @twinkletoes56 2 місяці тому +73

    Thank you, Jimmy, for making us laugh in between fear and crying.

  • @soupmoney5738
    @soupmoney5738 2 місяці тому +43

    When the world is on fire, it’s nice to know at 11:30 Detroit time 😂😂😂there’s someone to put it out. Thank you Jimmy Kimmel

    • @davidnco1
      @davidnco1 2 місяці тому

      Trump won by a landslide. Get over it fools.

  • @akadayana
    @akadayana 2 місяці тому +113

    Omg…Rick Scott…that guy looks like a vampire lol 😂

  • @katalac
    @katalac 2 місяці тому +27

    The Lenny and Squiggy of trumptown. I can totally envision the missed high fives

  • @myheartisinjapan3184
    @myheartisinjapan3184 2 місяці тому +20

    That Flavor Flav stuff tho…like what? He’s legendary.

    • @Allie8567
      @Allie8567 2 місяці тому

      Never heard of him

  • @Sweetanita8
    @Sweetanita8 2 місяці тому +42

    Oh no you didn't, Jimmy. Clock blocked. Whoever wrote that deserves an extra slice of pie.

    • @chuyocaca4153
      @chuyocaca4153 2 місяці тому +3

      I think a raise is in order!🤣

    • @jameshall1300
      @jameshall1300 2 місяці тому +4

      That one got me too 😂

    • @davidnco1
      @davidnco1 2 місяці тому

      ​@@jameshall1300Trump won by a landslide. Get over it fools.

    • @davidnco1
      @davidnco1 2 місяці тому

      ​ 2:30 @@chuyocaca4153Trump won by a landslide. Get over it fools.

    • @The_Crucible714
      @The_Crucible714 2 місяці тому +1

      Nobody reads Flava!
      _Ba-Dum Tissssssssssss!!_

  • @RenegadeMysticLLC
    @RenegadeMysticLLC 2 місяці тому +5

    Accurate description of Rick Scott! 😂

  • @Frostie-e8g
    @Frostie-e8g 2 місяці тому +166

    Hey, NBC, leave Flav alone !!!

  • @alexmilian7258
    @alexmilian7258 2 місяці тому +54

    Rick Scott is the proverbial invasive python in our state of Florida, when will we learn to clean house

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 2 місяці тому +9

      Didn’t he commit Medicare fraud?

    • @independent-ts6ys
      @independent-ts6ys 2 місяці тому

      It's probably election fraud that keeps him in office

    • @davekay9495
      @davekay9495 2 місяці тому

      ​@@jcoopes5604commit anything, why not

  • @siswohlslagel8919
    @siswohlslagel8919 2 місяці тому +39

    Jimmy that's such a sweet story of someone who's an earth angel. 😊

    • @davidnco1
      @davidnco1 2 місяці тому

      Trump won by a landslide. Get over it fools.

  • @veronica73126
    @veronica73126 2 місяці тому +31

    Jimmy you are great! Keep it up!

  • @Shea3224
    @Shea3224 2 місяці тому +306

    Jimmy Kimmel you're THE BEST!! 💜

  • @CitEnthusiast
    @CitEnthusiast 2 місяці тому +27

    The ending was hilarious, thanks Jimmy!

    • @davidnco1
      @davidnco1 2 місяці тому

      Trump won by a landslide. Get over it fools.

  • @Barbara-nv1ll
    @Barbara-nv1ll 2 місяці тому +116

    15 min after posting..already almost 25,000 views..so deserved
    🇨🇦Barbie in Vancouver

    • @davidnco1
      @davidnco1 2 місяці тому

      Trump won by a landslider it fool.

    • @normalityrelief
      @normalityrelief 2 місяці тому +8

      1 hour in at 103k+

    • @devinhallsworth5531
      @devinhallsworth5531 2 місяці тому +2

      LoL, theres Vtubers out there with more views than this. XD

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@devinhallsworth5531 And nobody cares!

    • @Barbara-nv1ll
      @Barbara-nv1ll 2 місяці тому

      @@devinhallsworth5531 agree, but not always in 7min..and there are some very good ones..Meidas Touch is one of the best out there..🩷

  • @emeraldhills777
    @emeraldhills777 2 місяці тому +175

    Thank you for making sense with humor of all the chaos in the world Jimmy! ❤

  • @Shea3224
    @Shea3224 2 місяці тому +33

    Every time I hear Flavor Flame I think of when he bought everything on the Red Lobster menu to keep them from going bankrupt. 🤣🤣

    • @Barbara-nv1ll
      @Barbara-nv1ll 2 місяці тому +3

      Seriously, had never heard that..
      His ❤️ is in great shape..that's from reaching down and lifting people up.. 🩷
      🇨🇦Barbie in Vancouver

    • @audio323
      @audio323 2 місяці тому +3

      Is Flavor Flame the Walmart edition of Flava Flav ?

  • @leebrewer9145
    @leebrewer9145 2 місяці тому +11

    Lenny and Squiggy. Funny as hell!

  • @wjmcd703
    @wjmcd703 2 місяці тому +145

    It would be news if a Trump pick WEREN'T embroiled in some kind of scandal

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 2 місяці тому +16

      “You haven’t been accused of ANY harassment? None?!! NEXT!!!”

    • @davidnco1
      @davidnco1 2 місяці тому

      Trump won by a landslider it fool.

    • @davidnco1
      @davidnco1 2 місяці тому

      Trump won by a landslide. Get over it fools.

    • @kehindedurowade5029
      @kehindedurowade5029 2 місяці тому +11

      The fish rots from the head

    • @barbaxamos
      @barbaxamos 2 місяці тому +4

      No, news would be that a Trump pick wasn't SAID to be embroiled in a scandal.

  • @MariuszDz
    @MariuszDz 2 місяці тому +3

    clock blocked!! 😹😹😹 I enjoy many things about this show, but the puns bring me the most joy! 💚

  • @GeraldMiller-mp8fc
    @GeraldMiller-mp8fc 2 місяці тому +95

    Scott made his fortune by denying health care.

    • @coleengoodell7523
      @coleengoodell7523 2 місяці тому +1

      And he embezzled millions of dollars of profits. He should be in prison right now.

    • @stephenbuckley9940
      @stephenbuckley9940 2 місяці тому +34

      Along with defrauding the government.

    • @Marvinmartion
      @Marvinmartion 2 місяці тому +7

      He’s next in line!

    • @yrot1123
      @yrot1123 2 місяці тому +12

      By denying payments for the service rendered to the insurers.. Insurance companies have created so many fine print of pre-approvals, in-network only, unlimited out of pocket expenses.
      In short, taking the premiums but paying the minimum...

    • @michaelgeorge595
      @michaelgeorge595 2 місяці тому +1

      @@yrot1123He stole

  • @KelléaDionysus
    @KelléaDionysus 2 місяці тому +38

    I look forward to seeing your program nightly, Jimmy. Thank you for your wit & honesty.

  • @michellewahl4756
    @michellewahl4756 2 місяці тому +15

    Sister Jeanne‘s memoir recommended reading
    “what I learned my first hundred years wake up with purpose and joy”

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth 2 місяці тому

      That was such a huge miss!!

  • @michaelscot4816
    @michaelscot4816 2 місяці тому +52

    Lenny & Squiggy! 😂😂😂 Perfect!

  • @nevermanishere
    @nevermanishere 2 місяці тому +66

    Flava Flav only has one Flava: Love.

    • @ShatteredAutomaton
      @ShatteredAutomaton 2 місяці тому +9

      He's actually a very talented musicians fluently playing piano, guitar, bass and others!

    • @nevermanishere
      @nevermanishere 2 місяці тому +2

      @@ShatteredAutomaton agreed.

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 2 місяці тому

      "I didn't know that syphilis had a flavor!"

  • @krapeevids6992
    @krapeevids6992 2 місяці тому +21

    When Guirellmo joined in at the end that’s when it got really funny

    • @capoderra
      @capoderra 2 місяці тому

      But how did they do that? Does he have a twin?

  • @katerusso4891
    @katerusso4891 2 місяці тому +58

    Thanks for the laughs Jimmy! Keep bringing it!

  • @norbertk5400
    @norbertk5400 2 місяці тому +12

    Rick Scott looks like the Grim Reaper.

  • @johnandmaejanssen5778
    @johnandmaejanssen5778 2 місяці тому +3

    👊😂 Write it Speak it Laugh at it !

  • @PaulUttermohlen-NewHomesGuide
    @PaulUttermohlen-NewHomesGuide 2 місяці тому +53

    What? I thought the movie "Wicked" was about Marjorie Traitor Greene, now I'm being told that it's about some other witch!

    • @MarcKloos
      @MarcKloos 2 місяці тому +13

      And they are both green(e)

  • @Rico0333
    @Rico0333 2 місяці тому +25

    Only the best people

  • @brucecannon4866
    @brucecannon4866 2 місяці тому +6

    Yes, thanks Jimmy and team, that was excellent 😂

  • @Lynn.Panadero4242
    @Lynn.Panadero4242 2 місяці тому +31

    Pete needs a lawyer. Get Rudy on the line.

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime 2 місяці тому +79

    Too bad we only have one more Christmas where we can have some semblance of joy... the next few years are just gonna be grim.

    • @donskuse2194
      @donskuse2194 2 місяці тому +20

      Thank goodness my son, daughter and son-in-law hate Trump as much as I do. I won’t be alone for the next four years ❤.

    • @baiterage
      @baiterage 2 місяці тому +1

      Womp womp

    • @Em_jsnsn
      @Em_jsnsn 2 місяці тому

      @@donskuse2194 hahaha ur weird as hell

    • @The_Crucible714
      @The_Crucible714 2 місяці тому +9

      @@donskuse2194
      These fools don’t think the clown show is going to affect them.
      *“You cant fix stupid.”*

    • @Allie8567
      @Allie8567 2 місяці тому

      @@donskuse2194I hate trump as much as you and your family do…. You’re not alone

  • @helenromanelli2544
    @helenromanelli2544 2 місяці тому +2

    Jimmy, I wont get theough this without you

  • @TheSocratease
    @TheSocratease 2 місяці тому +17

    Guillermo is everything! Lol.

    • @mookins45
      @mookins45 2 місяці тому

      Guillermo is life

    • @Gunman33
      @Gunman33 2 місяці тому

      How did Guillermo change his clothes that fast 😮

  • @henrynewton8809
    @henrynewton8809 2 місяці тому +57

    Not Lenny and Squiggy, more like Beavis and Butthead.

  • @mike1971e3e
    @mike1971e3e 2 місяці тому +3

    Hiring 2 guys to head up the department of government efficiency / ineffinciency!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 2 місяці тому +24

    Biden should have let the tree while saying, “just so you folks know, three ghosts visited last night, yall are screwed.”

    • @bsu87beav
      @bsu87beav 2 місяці тому +1

      😂💯

    • @davidnco1
      @davidnco1 2 місяці тому

      Trump won by a landslide. Get over it fools.

  • @Rocky-w5r
    @Rocky-w5r 2 місяці тому +10

    You just know rick scott also has lots of NDAs out there😂

    • @thatswhatisaid8908
      @thatswhatisaid8908 2 місяці тому +1

      Surely not. I'm certain he's not attracted to people, only money.

  • @Sydney-u9y
    @Sydney-u9y 2 місяці тому +136

    At least we get one more Christmas where the White House is decorated normally before Melania comes back 😫

    • @davidnco1
      @davidnco1 2 місяці тому

      Trump won by a landslide Get over it fool

    • @davidnco1
      @davidnco1 2 місяці тому

      Trump won by a landslide. Get over it fools.

    • @peternicholas2393
      @peternicholas2393 2 місяці тому

      Melania's not coming back. She put out a statement a couple weeks ago saying she won't be living at the White House.

    • @michelemarr76
      @michelemarr76 2 місяці тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @TheNinnyfee
      @TheNinnyfee 2 місяці тому +9

      You mean Elonia...And imagine that decoration...Either none or it will look like a teen cheeto-stained gamer basement.

  • @Unfiltered-gb8vh
    @Unfiltered-gb8vh 2 місяці тому +25

    The Ringley Barnum & Bailey Circus ended in 2017! Now I know the truth, they knew they would never be able to compete with the Circus DJT brought to the White House; second act to start soon 🤣

  • @minimutt1000
    @minimutt1000 2 місяці тому +11

    Guillermo sure got into his pjs fast!😂

  • @rickiespradlin3586
    @rickiespradlin3586 2 місяці тому +25

    Many blessings make sure when you go home tonight hug your kids and wife tightly, shabbat shalom MR. Kimble

  • @stevemaynard6358
    @stevemaynard6358 2 місяці тому +6

    Well done Jimmy. You always deliver ❤

  • @bizbit34
    @bizbit34 2 місяці тому +3

    ✨️Love Guillermo joining the PJ Performance!!! Thank you, Jimmy and Guillermo, for all the much needed laughter!!! 🎄🎉🎶🍾🥂 Here's to many great years to come!!!✨️

  • @camnnate
    @camnnate 2 місяці тому +4

    Another classic monologue.. thank you for the upload

  • @kyReeElainProhm
    @kyReeElainProhm 2 місяці тому +27

    Who let the DOGÉs out? 🐶

    • @lb6034
      @lb6034 2 місяці тому +1

      Woof, woof, woof!

  • @tettazwo9865
    @tettazwo9865 2 місяці тому +205

    "I'll quit drinking if you let me run the Pentagon" is the most alcoholic thing anybody has ever said.

    • @jennymac2209
      @jennymac2209 2 місяці тому +7

      Hahaha

    • @Positive_Tea
      @Positive_Tea 2 місяці тому +10

      I promise to quit tomorrow

    • @HannibalOrJustRex
      @HannibalOrJustRex 2 місяці тому +11

      We fast forward to his first day on the job....
      "Sir, you said you'd quit."
      "I meant after today, duh... It's my first day as boss of pentagon. You can't tell me whadda do because you're my mom... NOT my mom... you're not my mom I mean... and it's ok if I dringk if it's a special occasion... How bout you mind yer own business?"

    • @paddington1670
      @paddington1670 2 місяці тому +2

      i got this, hold my beer.

    • @michelemarr76
      @michelemarr76 2 місяці тому +1

      Agreed!

  • @allenevans6706
    @allenevans6706 2 місяці тому +15

    Seriously Rick Scott? We're doomed!

  • @nicedoppy2077
    @nicedoppy2077 Місяць тому +1

    hahahah the NYC Mayor what a guy .... imagine him in the court !!

  • @Shea3224
    @Shea3224 2 місяці тому +24

    It's amazing how once Pete Hegseth was nominated all of a sudden his Mama flip flops, & takes back her words. Come on, You know he begged her to take her words back. Wonder how much he paid her. Heck, he could've threatened her. I mean all of a sudden she flip flops. Anyway, I believe her first worst before she flip flopped. It all sounds wishy washy. 🙄💯

    • @cswanson4476
      @cswanson4476 2 місяці тому +11

      It’s bad when you need your mom to sign an NDA.

    • @davidnco1
      @davidnco1 2 місяці тому

      Trump won by a landslide. Get over it fools.

  • @brentpearce1516
    @brentpearce1516 2 місяці тому

    Thank you, Jimmy, and fans!

  • @martintwcanada
    @martintwcanada 2 місяці тому +30

    Good evening from Québec City 🇨🇦

  • @lexa_power
    @lexa_power 2 місяці тому +7

    Big respect to Flav for funding the US women’s water polo team. Not all olympians get sponsorships like that. I hope more celebrities will continue to support lesser known women’s sports and olympians. Los Angelenos have an opportunity to do a lot of good for the next summer Olympics. There’s no excuse for any Hollywood celebrity to not sponsor a team.

  • @sharonsmith3687
    @sharonsmith3687 2 місяці тому +21

    Hi Jimmy. 💚❤️🎄

  • @aljoschalong625
    @aljoschalong625 2 місяці тому +21

    People still go to prison for fraud? I thought they cancelled that.

    • @mj.ray0898
      @mj.ray0898 2 місяці тому +1

      Nah, only if you win a bid for POTUS, then apparently you become king and can do whatever you want

  • @illiamdeebe7579
    @illiamdeebe7579 2 місяці тому +3

    Lenny & Squiggy got me lol... "HELLLo!"

  • @Paul-bi3yh
    @Paul-bi3yh 2 місяці тому +1

    Your the best.... Thanks for everything you do and it will be a sad for the next few years... Much love and keep me laughing!!!

  • @michellewahl4756
    @michellewahl4756 2 місяці тому +19

    “Lenny and Squiggy”
    “Missed high-fives”😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @rg9810
    @rg9810 2 місяці тому +8

    Flava flav is 65!!! Thats crazy! 😅

  • @tselengbotlhole750
    @tselengbotlhole750 2 місяці тому +36

    Mayor Adams isn't likeable at all

    • @The_Crucible714
      @The_Crucible714 2 місяці тому +3

      He’s accused of several crimes which more than qualifies him to be in politics.

    • @jgwood10
      @jgwood10 2 місяці тому +2

      He acts like a clown just like all the other criminals in politics. He must be high on trump’s list!

  • @senaruryuin2773
    @senaruryuin2773 2 місяці тому +4

    omg I feel so bad for that elderly woman, how could they diss her like that!

    • @Anuthal
      @Anuthal 2 місяці тому

      Right? That was so hard to watch.😢

  • @debraphilip6173
    @debraphilip6173 2 місяці тому +118

    Its time you stop making fun of President Biden. I am so sad he won't be our President the next 4yrs. I respect Kamala and what she tried to do for us. But i feel President Biden is irreplaceable. 😢

    • @OldGeezerWithNothingBetterToDo
      @OldGeezerWithNothingBetterToDo 2 місяці тому +16

      It is never time to stop making fun of political leaders, no matter who they are.

    • @michaelrichter9427
      @michaelrichter9427 2 місяці тому

      Yes, no other president in US history has given so many weapons in aid of a genocide. He's truly without peer.

    • @EuropeanWren
      @EuropeanWren 2 місяці тому

      ​@@michaelrichter9427
      President Biden gave weapons to Russia? 🤔

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 2 місяці тому

      Biden can handle it. Some guys cant.

    • @heyhandersen5802
      @heyhandersen5802 2 місяці тому +8

      Biden would've whupped Trump handily...as he did once before.

  • @JKJ-v3w
    @JKJ-v3w 2 місяці тому

    Lenny & Squiggy Hahahaha love it!

  • @stephanie-yu4ng
    @stephanie-yu4ng 2 місяці тому +65

    Musk & Ramaswampy are not the Lenny and Squiggy. They are the Beavis And Butthead of Trump Town.

    • @davidnco1
      @davidnco1 2 місяці тому

      Trump won by a landslide. Get over it fools.

    • @dattack1970
      @dattack1970 2 місяці тому

      Cry about it TDS😂😂😂. I will love liberal tears just like Kimmels.

    • @raenoway
      @raenoway 2 місяці тому +1

      That is a tremendous insult….to Beavis and Butthead. 😂😂😂

  • @apollocontestants7384
    @apollocontestants7384 2 місяці тому +5

    The Lenny and Squiggy of Trumptown🤣

  • @heidiortiz9352
    @heidiortiz9352 2 місяці тому +8

    I’d love to see a compilation of all the Josh Meyers/Gavin Newsom skits!