Whites tree frog tries to eat me
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She's so determined to eat the whole finger 😂 she looks at your finger like she's thinking "one day, I'll consume you!"
My dog is also determined to eat my fingers
@@Motchi392 That has to be rough
not actually,his teeth aren't sharp so when he tries it doesn't hurt but i need to wash my hands after that
@@Motchi392 well that's good.
I swear that's what they think the wild ones in my area try to do this also
This is the absolute definition of biting the hand that feeds you.
Hear me out dog 😮💨
😂😂Yeah, it definitely is
No biting, just trying to swallow it whole.
@@NEW2TH1S no, we are not hearing you out
@@NEW2TH1S nah. Not worth it don’t try.
"Makes ya look derpy, makes you look dumb" absolutely fucking sent me 💀💀
Same lmao 😭
Maybe she just likes your finger
You are
sent you where? to the eternal laughter chamber...?
You're easily pleased.
Kiwi was looking so embarressed afterward like "Oh, Mother... I did it again, didn't I...?"
AGAIN!?
@@Pain_train_wielderit's a very common occurrence for kiwi
@@Rainbow0015 imagine if we did it back lmao
"You're not you when you're hungry"
Lol
This is the calmest I’ve ever seen anyone be while their finger is being consumed by a frog. Also the only time I’ve ever seen someone’s finger be consumed by a frog.
😂👌
I once saw a movie where a giant frog wrapped its tongue around a woman's ankle and was slowly pulling her in i cant remember what the movie is called and im starting to think i just imagined the whole thing
@@bob5253 You need to stop eating pastrami sandwiches right before bedtime😂
@@Glim246 im sorry but i dont get the reference
@@bob5253 Some people joke that eating or drinking right before sleeping can give you really weird dreams/nightmares.
Kiwi literally wakes up every day & chooses chaos 😂❤️
Lol it, she slays
This frog reminds me of my ex-girlfriend. For some reasons...
@@Reth_Hard your ex girlfriend was a frog?
Lol
@@Reth_HardI mean, most men would be all about a woman trying to 'swallow them whole' but I guess that doesn't really apply when you truly think about what is involved...yikes!! 🤣
Frog: "You think I look dumb? That's rich coming from the one who asked if i'm golden, when I'm clearly green."
🤣🤣🤣
It's not easy being golden when you're hungry as hell!
Yes very much!!!
you’re not you when your hungry
This might be my favourite comment ever
I had a relative who was on the finger for years. He’s been off the finger for 6 months now, he’s a totally new person. Wishing this frog a speedy recovery
I've never seen a frog look so damn human. The eyes were legit glazed over until it took a deep breath & chilled out. This is fantastic.
@Dyslexic Mitochondria good idea
That looks like a good place to put my schween
Frogs push their eyes back into their mouth using the eye muscles so that it can push food from the mouth into the throat to be swallowed. Froggie here just stopped using his eyes to shove finger down his throat and popped them back into place
@@The_Totes_Adorbs God I hate to even imagine what you’re referring to by schween
You are what you eat
I love that she just went from “I MUST CONSUME ALL” to just deflated.
Kiwi: "Must. Go Beyond. PLUS ULTRA!!"
Asui: 🤨
"FEED ME, SEYMOUR!"
Ima just ruin this moment
That frog wanted to gwak gwak on that micro finger
🤣🤣🤣
You are the size of a dragon compared to him, you can easily squash him with one hand, yet this man decided to stand his ground and fight back. This is true bravery
He isn't even poisonous atleast a Poison instect or animal knows it doesn't matter how Big someone is.
@@thenexus7343 gibberish
@@dontworryaboutit5490 it's fine, just needs a few comma's and spelling corrections.
@@dontworryaboutit5490 your name is contradicting. You worry about his comment. 😂
Examples of Gibberish Words
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
iggily biggily.
gollygoops.
ittly bittly.
pasghetti.
coochie coo.
pigglywiggly.
woospiedoo.
@@thenexus7343 comprehensible
I think Kiwi is the soul of a much more vicious creature reincarnated into a frog and that's why she has a taste for fingers.
Yes, fingers.
Look up a bull frog literally called natures glutton eating anything it can find so if anything she was just a bigger type of frog so in conclusion this just proves all frogs are little gluttons
Didachuk? Didachum? (It’s a reference to something.)
@@chronosorion6911 Lobstrocities
@@StrangeScaryNewEngland 😉
I'm not sure Kiwi looked smart before. This just added to the derp.
He really is a super cute frog but I swear if he was big enough he would definitely eat you
LMAOOO
@@christinajaynes5991 i mean, not a bad deal if you know what i mean 😳
@@ohheylads Ooook time to take a break from the internet 😅
@@ohheylads 0 days since the last time I've had the displeasure of being vored
Something terrifying about frogs and toads is that if they were even half your size, they would be able to swallow you whole and they would have no hesitation in doing so.
I think you just unlocked a new phobia in me. Thank you, fellow human.
@@noway-.- At least it's not a fetish I unlocked. Lol
@@Serucipe lol true
Cats too, luckily we are bigger.
Well good thing they aren't and never will be because that would indeed be terrifying 😀
Y'know there's something viscerally disturbing as well as amusingly cute about something trying it's best to eat you and being completely harmless with it's attempts, kinda like that pelican trying to eat a capybara
Thanks now I gotta go look that up instead of sleep. Thanks mate! (Fr thanks doe)
I love that I immediately knew what video you're talking about. Like an inside joke with all of the internet.
Pelicans dont eat chupacabras
@@jacksonsinclair2615dunno if you're joking or not, but if you aren't, they said capybara. There's a video where a pelican tries to eat one and it doesn't give a fuck lol, because it of course wouldn't fit in it's beak with how big it is
Kinda like that what trying to eat that what?
"The feedings are already done today"
"We're done when I say we're done"
"I HAVE A TERRIBLE GUILT AND RAGE INSIDE ME THAT CAN ONLY BE QUELLED BY THE BLOOD AND SUBJUGATION OF THE UNCLEAN" -Kiwi the frog
Oh my god that reference.😂
Where's that from? I've heard it b4 but just can't put my finger on it....
@@ttp513 Hellsing ultimate abridged
lmao no rest fir the wicked
And what has brought you to are sanctuary of love and brotherhood my boy.😂
She's like "THESE ARE THE THICKEST JUCIEST WORMS I'VE EVER SEEN WHY CAN'T I EAT THEM."
He
"... let go of them."
Ayo
@@benstenson38 i don’t think it cares bro
I think she is just imitating what she seems her owner do on a daily basis.
She was so determined eat a whole human, that's mad self confidence
Or stupidity
she was just trying french cuisine.
somebody tell that frog its not a french fry.
Wish I had it😭
I pressed the like button to see it go from 999 to 1k. I’ll give that joy to someone else now
"I CAN PUT IT IN MY MOUTH THEREFORE I MUT CONSUUUUUUMMEE." - Kiwi.
Nahhhh I’m gonna need to have it just for personal reasons 😂😂❤❤
Kiwi looking at an entire human being: Ya that'll fit in my mouth.
True
Thats what she said too
@@poggodoggo5838🤤🤤🤤
frogs are that stupid.
@@aregolas did you know dogs can drive cars?
Probably the most adorable attempt to eat a human I’ve ever seen.
it's actually not trying to eat the finger. it's showing absolute love for the owner. that makes it more adorable.
YOU’VE SEEN OTHERS???!!
Konosuba begs to differ
When a frog tries to eat a human it's a adorable
but the moment I try to, I'm sent to the mental hospital
@@FirstLast-gv1zl Well at least we no there’s no love in you either so thanks for helping figure that one out.
I’m so glad they’re not bigger than us. They’d literally munch us whole.
Facts
Naw we’d just have to shoot ‘em.
Konosuba!
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@@vasylpark2149 i was just thinking that 😂😂
They wouldn't even have to be bigger than us, they could be the same size as us or even slightly smaller and they'd still eat us
I like how, after you've gotten your finger out, he's using his little grabby hands to try and get you again.
It's as if he's like, *"Gimme dem fingies!"*
I'm glad frogs aren't 6 feet tall and like 400 lbs. We'd be fucked.
Or insects.
Or lions.
that applies to every animal except for ones with exoskeletons
An edit, for those who are confused. Due to the law of physics. It's impossible for something with an exoskeleton (like a bee or ant) to reach certain sizes. They'd just collapse in on themselves. Imagine yourself wearing *EXTREMELY* heavy armor
@@Hey_ImJay I like spiders.
@@lmao.lame_5555 But they are 😱
For anyone curious no this frog is not hungry, she just simply misunderstood that her fingers are not food.
@1 inch its been 45 minutes man... Are you ever going to finish that sentence?
@you dont know me Man, it's been an hour, they're never finishing the sentence 😭
@@Zoba3301
Oh...they finished it but I think the world might have been better off if they hadn't...
Poor thing
@1 inch you should try
Well, I can cross "frog deepthroating a finger" off the list of things I've never seen before
Roflmao!!! Im dying!
I need to buy one NOW
@@ezajayy Careful with Kermit
This made me lol
@@ezajayy 🤨
"get in my behleh"
“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.”
“Yeah you eat it!”
“No-“
No bite.
Swallow whole 🐸🔪
1k like
Next the eyeballs shall go -🐸 kiwi, probably
I think my cat's motto is always bite the hand that feeds you, because that's the hand that smells like food.
@iliketurtles871 really?
*unzips pants 😂😂😂
Kiwi has 3 brain cells and all 3 are on vacation until next week.
Nooo this is a small business if all 3 are on vacation it'll collapse and the HR department will start consuming fingers! We need backup!!
But “next week” was 11 weeks ago😂
Indefinitely
I just got Dejavu that I've seen this comment and vid 3 years ago but in the past saw it I. The future, the sense' ation. Dejavu', like saw it b4 it happened
So... The boss common sense is left behind in the desk full of paper works of eat files while being left behind by 3 braincells.
Bro is the definition of "oh, I didn't know you were chill like that"
white tree frogs are so cute and they’re a gorgeous shade of green
Kiwi’s stomach was making rumbles that only hands could satisfy
caaaaaarrrrrlllll
I WEEZED.
CARRRRRRL
THANK YOU I reference this exact quote at least once a week LOL
We have so much work to do kaaaaaaarl
Kiwi's plan to eat an ENTIRE human has been thwarted again today. There's always tomorrow, Kiwi, there's always tomorrow.
This is what happens when you play Kirby's Dream Buffet in front of your frogs.
Mouthful Mode
Gamakichi be like.
"Sir? Sir!"
"Hmm? Grab me that frog."
"But Sir its a tiny animal-"
"Grab. Me. That. FROG."
Consuming your whole finger is this dudes reason to live
HAHA
1.1k likes and only one comment? Let me change that.
Y'all dumb af... Better make that 4.
“I must consume, mother. Even if that means consuming mother itself.”
Sea Louse moment
Bro just took the comma out
Yeah that coma is important
Both "I must consume, mother" and "I must consume mother" can be used in this case.
@@jhalo2554 not with the context of the following sentence
Little guy woke up and chose gluttony
:skull:
Omg thats the most adorable frog EVER
Kiwi ain't hungry, he's just freaky
*Lightskin Stare*
(ಠ_ಠ)>⌐■-■
@@raphealrobinson8912 "Can we stay home tonight"
@@rafaeltomas9152 sure I'll go get the Netflix ready
@@rafaeltomas9152 *takes off shirt in a rough manner*
"That's what eating finger dose to you, yeah it makes you look derpy makes you look dumb" -Jujutsu Kaisen
Didn't think I would get over 1k likes for typing the first thing that came to my weeb mind so thank you guys
The way that you described how the whole anime wouldn't have happened if one kid didn't EAT A DEMON'S A FINGER.
Idle transfiguration
😂
No way you made this comment lol good work
Bro, you summed the show, this needs 5k likes
The creature has tremendous courage, and the common sense of a boiled cabbage.
True
But at least it's cute.
Totally underrated comment
😂😅🤭great comment. 😊
I have a boiled cabbage with hurt feelings now...
“Oh my god! Kiwi! That is far too much…”
Why did this kill me like it did? 😂😂😂
Kiwi is probably like:
"The feeding has not ended. I demand MOAR FOOD"
I was thinking it was gonna jump and swallow her head
To be fair, a bunch of animals (especially cats) eat all the food they can because their instincts tell them to eat now rather than later.
“Makes you look derpy, makes you look dumb!” the way that was delivered 😂
It was in a genuine sounding"derpy and dumb" tone..
Fr
gotta admire the confidence though.
"I got this, its only a couple hundred times bigger than me"
It’s got 189 likes but 0 comments let me fix that also lol lol lol 😂😂😂
Only a couple hundred times? We are looking at a couple thousand times bigger
@@greatlegacyoftanks5511 Probably. I have no idea how much a frog weighs.
@@sloth210983 Very little, but not quite on the scale of thousands
Average women weight: 77 kg = 77000 grams
Maximum tree frog size : 5 grams
77000 g/ 5 g = 15400 times larger by weight
:“Don’t start your shit”
: me starting my shit
It must be weird knowing for a fact the only thing preventing your pet from eating you is that it physically can’t.
Underrated comment! 😂😂😂😂
And yet people think these things "love their owners" like dude... This ain't a fkin dog lol.
That's cats. And why I will never own one.
@@Tmate4444the only reason they’d eat you is if you’re dead and there is no one around to feed them. dogs have also been shown to do that, too, if they are left alone with a dead owner. give me a break. why would i want my pet to starve without me?
@@bastetowl3258 dogs wait longer, and have been known to starve rather than eat their owner
I've never seen someone go knuckles deep inside a frog.
this is a sentence i hope i never have to read again
@@aloedark5221 I feel traumatised
😂😂🤣🤣
Thou hast given me weird ass imagery.
Ayo?
I love how she's so determined to consume your finger. She's got spunk, but you calling her out for being a dingus fuckin SENT me.
DERPY
Her dreams are too big for her stomach. 😂
"Rearrange my guts."
- Kiwi the frog
I laughed way to fucking hard at this.
senpai
@@suyunbek1399 *vomits*
Knew this was coming.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Frogs are wild. For being so derpy they're actually pretty damn impressive as predators.
Interesting how that switch for "feeding response" flipped off and she quickly calmed down. It's fascinating how the instincts of animals are almost like a line of code that gets executed.
Brains are computers confirmed
@@antoniosnyder6192 what in the flying fuck are you
Humans are animals. You aren't special, Zoomer.
Well, that's essentially what it is.
Line of code or line of coke 🌚😭
😂😂😆🤣🤣 Naughty froggy Don't bite your owner.ouch. Oh these Frogs .Jessica You're making me laugh to.🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🐸
Jesus, your finger was basically in the stomach acid at that point lmao
"YOU LIVE ANOTHER DAY, WOMAN, CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY"
Mvp comment
🤭🤭
He either really hates you or truly loves you!
Fingers just look vaguely worm. Frogs aren't smart.
@@joshbrucks they really aren't lol
@@joshbrucks Bearded Dragons also aren’t smart, lol. My beardie tries to eat the shadow of my finger 🥲
@@myparentsaredivorced4573 Brains worst than a sparrow's, but either way still cute
@@myparentsaredivorced4573 xD jesus
The biggest eyes to stomach ratio ever. ... frog may also feel threatened.
It’s like you see the feeding frenzy leave her eyes and body once reality hits.
Post feeding clarity
@@ronansiriwatna372 I swear to god I was gonna say the same thing 😂
The frog shrunk by half when remove finger
Imagine if the princess and the frog started like this. It would’ve been peak comedy.
🤣
*Prince and the frog*
@@ReasonAboveEverything You, Sir/Madam, are a degenerate... that made me laugh. Thank you.
@@ReasonAboveEverything that gave me a reeeaaalll dirty mind- not on purpose tho
To be fair, in the original...she threw him against the wall.
This is exactly why giant frogs would be terrifying. Adorable, but terrifying.
Watch the anime kono suba XD
I'm so sorry that i turned your 69 likes to 70
@@seanjackson3051 lmao I thought the exact same thing
She's looking at the camera like I'll do it again😂
“-AND NONE OF YOU COULD STOP ME”
Im 26 and I've seen too many frogs in my life... but that's the cutest one I've ever seen.
Agreed
U have to see the potato frogs then (rain frog) 😁
I often think of frogs being atleast 5 times bigger. They'd be terrifying af they just swallow things whole , damn near anything too
well they used to be beezlebufo was a gigantic prehistoric frog
Giant Naruto frogs
I mean..... except for giant bullfrogs and the like 5x larger still means theyre smaller than a housecat.
Most frogs would need to be atleast 100X larger to have any chance of swallowing us whole, but id imagine smaller frogs than that would be slightly dangerous.
Kazuma, Kazuma, Kazuma
@@Woolint oh no I'm covered in frog slime oh noooo
Takes “don’t bite the hand that feeds you” to an interesting place of debate
It was more of a swallowing of the finger, so technically she didnt bite it
Does it matter if the hand is the food?
I got a feeling we need some kind of flow chart to figure out if this checks out, if you can't bite but the hand dosent feed you but gives you the food so you can feed yourself, will it be swallowing the hand that delivers food?
I mean...if every instance of deep-throating is the same as eating/biting...
Her just causally petting her frogs dinner
That frog has one goal in life and it's to see how far they can fit a finger into their mouth. I've never seen such determination before.
Bro, you left yourself wide open to a "so is your mom" reply.
@@Burn_Angel I’m honestly surprised no one made some kind of joke like that yet
So does your mom 💀😫🤚
I mean, humans likes to see how far a dick could fit in their throats sooo….
I stg, these frogs are the himbos of the frog world. They’re so cute, but there is NOTHING going on upstairs XD
"Take it easy" 😂😂😂 she the cutest
Sounding like Bartok "take it eeesi"
Thank you for this video ❤
You can actually see it in her eyes when she comes out of her food drive trance!! Too cute
i love how when you removed her from your index finger she instantly swapped to your thumb and thinking "i'll get the next one for sure!"
Frog really had post-throat clarity 😂
I’m weak😂😂😂
French have entered the chat
Nahhh 💀💀💀
Lol
I always have that 😏
"I rebel against my captivity!"
"There will be no bargain, my young Jedi."
🙌🙌🙌🙌🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"get me that frog..."
"but sir"
"GET ME THAT FROG"
BYE 😭😭😭
🤨📸
Legit what I was thinking
Lol you out of line
Ayo what?
Frogs are with eating to what a cat is with small spaces but instead of it being ‘if I fits I sits’ its ‘if it fits I eat’
I have to say, I don’t think I’ve seen many relatively smart frogs. I’ve seen them miss their food and bite another frog by accident and just be pretty derpy in general.
Frogs are mouths with enough leg to direct it at food and only sometimes enough brain to identify what food is.
@@ZenFr0gsaid with a Tsuyu profile pic. Based
Reptiles and amphibians are essentially biological machines. You could probably write a computer program that mimics their behavior. Mammals, on the other hand, are much much more intelligent.
Kiwi: mother I have tasted human flesh, I want more mother.
😳😳😳😳😳
This further convinces me that frog's are literally just mouths with legs.
Frogs and toads will eat anything that will fit in their mouths. They have no love or allegiance
“makes you look DUM” 😭🤣
imma pass away peacefully now. i hope to meet kiwi in the afterlife
Idk why but she sounds like an Italian Mafia here LMAO
I never knew how cute frogs could be, but the way this lil guy calmed right down had me feeling fluffy feels ❤
I love how you can physically see her inching more and more up the finger as the situation is being explained.
Frog desperately trying to get above humans in the food chain:
“Get me that frog”
“But SIR!”
“GET ME THAT FROG”
I was looking for a like-minded person!!
AYOOOOO 💀
😂
She absolutely has NO doubts about her business model.
The determination this frog has to eat your finger is both admirable and terrifying
He’s got a growing cat’s appetite. 🐈 🎉
his a growin boy
Slimy, derpy little gremlin, yet so precious.
Kiwi woke up and chose violence ❤ I think he’s my favorite.
You’re so kind and gentle w/ kiwi. You’re now my gold standard to how I treat my pets.
"Yea it makes you look durpy. It makes you look dum."😂🤣
“ you good “
kiwi: “ yea sorry. hard to turn killer mode off sometimes 😅 “
As a vet, I have to say this was handled very well!! Many small, pet frog species tend to get too hungry haha
Can you please add a Ukrainian flag, a black fist and a syringe to your name?
What war did you fight in
@@sweatsucks7719 They meant that they're a veterinarian.... Unless they have been both
typically they go into a feeding frenzy mode and it takes a minute to get their minds right. same thing happens to my leopard geckos, pacman frogs, and oscars. (my oscars let you touch them, but right after feeding time they will bite your hands)
Please, what is an Oscar?
@@BricktopsPigs a species of fish maybe
@@BricktopsPigs i have two tiger oscars in a 75 gallon tank
Pacman frogs!? *Googled picture* Yep, I get the name.
This happens to me with Ben and Jerry's
I cant help but think the frog is screaming somthing like "ZZUUUEESSS! IS THIS HOW YOUR FACE ME COWARD!!!" In its mind.
Why did this make me laugh so hard? “That’s what eating finger does to you, makes you look derpy” 😂😂😂