Jaden Smith Reads Mind-Blowing Facts About the Universe | Vanity Fair

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  • @abuzzedwhaler7949
    @abuzzedwhaler7949 7 років тому +7445

    I like how he's embraced the meme.

    • @zeckrincuff1467
      @zeckrincuff1467 7 років тому +125

      A Buzzed Whaler nah it's just jaden being jaden

    • @calvinkron7445
      @calvinkron7445 7 років тому +77

      zeckrin cuff a little of both

    • @wingedhussarswiss4703
      @wingedhussarswiss4703 6 років тому +31

      A Buzzed Whaler I thought he was serious and still thought he was a philosopher.

    • @samuelbekele3601
      @samuelbekele3601 6 років тому +29

      When it comes to the game of memes, you join or you die.

    • @TwennyGeee
      @TwennyGeee 6 років тому +2

      If your eye be single your body will fill with light

  • @emilyaguirre7030
    @emilyaguirre7030 6 років тому +2793

    **hits blunt**
    If god sneezes who will bless him?

    • @soygato2722
      @soygato2722 6 років тому +23

      emxy His son

    • @BTS-fy9wj
      @BTS-fy9wj 6 років тому +9

      Ayyye jimin

    • @socialsecuritynumber8792
      @socialsecuritynumber8792 5 років тому +19

      jimin you nice keep going “ahh bless me”

    • @nah_.
      @nah_. 5 років тому +9

      Satan

    • @favoriteperson2237
      @favoriteperson2237 5 років тому +16

      He would not need a blessing, since he knows he will be okay. The reason we say bless you when others sneeze, us because we want God on their side to prevent disease/illness. God, knowing he cannot get sick, would simply disregard a sneeze. In fact, I dont think god would ever sneeze, since an omnipotent being can never get sick or be harmed (unless he wanted to be harmed)

  • @trinitymartinez530
    @trinitymartinez530 7 років тому +4227

    if Taylor Lautner got married to Taylor Swift....would they both be Taylor Lautner?

    • @xkillersoulzx643
      @xkillersoulzx643 6 років тому +26

      Trinity Martinez yeah

    • @DejaLanae
      @DejaLanae 6 років тому +99

      She would be Taylor Swift-Lautner lol

    • @helloooo.729
      @helloooo.729 6 років тому +98

      My god ...

    • @javonacw
      @javonacw 6 років тому +16

      Trinity Martinez why. Bruh. Why

    • @george-if9ts
      @george-if9ts 6 років тому

      ua-cam.com/video/9CS7j5I6aOc/v-deo.html

  • @someonewhohasnofriends1557
    @someonewhohasnofriends1557 6 років тому +5827

    Does Lightning McQueen get car insurance or life insurance

    • @m.m9076
      @m.m9076 5 років тому +58

      Someone Who has no friends yes

    • @predraggrujic2239
      @predraggrujic2239 5 років тому +17

      Yes

    • @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579
      @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 5 років тому +2

      Life

    • @favoriteperson2237
      @favoriteperson2237 5 років тому +35

      If we r talking about his universe, then it would be life insurance. They wouldn't call it car insurance in that universe, just as we dont call it human insurance in our universe

    • @snorreandersen5369
      @snorreandersen5369 5 років тому

      Favorite Person fackts

  • @londynharris6438
    @londynharris6438 7 років тому +4785

    If you’re waiting on your waiter, doesn’t that make you the waiter?

  • @yagirlkae203
    @yagirlkae203 7 років тому +7306

    Hits blunt
    If two vegetarians are arguing is it still considered beef?

  • @mikelseferi3560
    @mikelseferi3560 7 років тому +2956

    *Hits blunt*
    If you clean a vacuum cleaner you become a vacuum cleaner

  • @kodokushi6015
    @kodokushi6015 6 років тому +824

    "When you become a meme, the only thing you can do is embrace it"
    -Gandhi

  • @haidyashraf4873
    @haidyashraf4873 7 років тому +5009

    When you clean the vacuum cleaner you became the vacuum cleaner

    • @nessa686
      @nessa686 7 років тому +32

      omfg

    • @loganwendt778
      @loganwendt778 7 років тому +9

      How did you mess up that joke??

    • @martis4951
      @martis4951 7 років тому +21

      Logan Wendt the person did it right

    • @politikz4695
      @politikz4695 7 років тому +63

      Haidy Ashraf u would also make the vacuum cleaner

    • @internetbad3575
      @internetbad3575 7 років тому +26

      You become the vacuum cleaner cleaner

  • @abuzzedwhaler7949
    @abuzzedwhaler7949 7 років тому +2452

    * fading panning and zooming shots intensify *

  • @jasonsmyrak2368
    @jasonsmyrak2368 7 років тому +1362

    How many people went cross-eyed when he said " We see our nose all the time and our brain choose to ignore it"

    • @zyninjared
      @zyninjared 7 років тому +1

      Papa_WolfpackHDTV me

    • @jelseetamer3823
      @jelseetamer3823 7 років тому +56

      Papa_WolfpackHDTV bruh my nose is so big I can't not notice it

    • @gabeisyourbabe
      @gabeisyourbabe 7 років тому +7

      I wear glasses so I can't see my nose when I chose to look at it

    • @desiredfilm1071
      @desiredfilm1071 7 років тому +2

      Gabriel Vitug
      so even if you took them off you still can't see your nose.

    • @jugglekittenxz4865
      @jugglekittenxz4865 7 років тому +1

      +Gabriel Vitug (DerpyGabriel) me too

  • @maretanabukete513
    @maretanabukete513 6 років тому +1209

    If you turn down the volume this whole video is me during math class

    • @mixedemotions8141
      @mixedemotions8141 5 років тому +2

      Mareta Nabukete same dude😂😂😂😂

    • @raindown4965
      @raindown4965 5 років тому +16

      I’ve been laughing for a minute straight xD

    • @Anastasja13
      @Anastasja13 5 років тому +20

      The video is me during math class even if the sound is on

    • @jahmaisofly
      @jahmaisofly 5 років тому +1

      😂😂

    • @kolasoljet4697
      @kolasoljet4697 4 роки тому +1

      How... 👁😂

  • @hannahpleming3024
    @hannahpleming3024 7 років тому +2156

    If you expect the unexpected doesn’t that make the unexpected expected

    • @jahmaisofly
      @jahmaisofly 7 років тому +14

      Øfficial Hanpan444 How? My God!

    • @ximonium
      @ximonium 6 років тому +2

      tru

    • @myra8891
      @myra8891 6 років тому

      well ya

    • @AngelfaceMontana
      @AngelfaceMontana 6 років тому +2

      #MindBlown 🤔

    • @diiiiya
      @diiiiya 6 років тому +22

      if there is no forever then that means there actually is forever,bc there's no forever,forever?

  • @yumnaaladwan5692
    @yumnaaladwan5692 7 років тому +2510

    if tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie ?

    • @ajmartin2742
      @ajmartin2742 7 років тому +7

      Yumna Al Adwan more like jelly because of the additives smoothies consist of milk

    • @joso8801
      @joso8801 6 років тому +2

      no if". the tomato is a fruit, if you want to say it's not a fruit, then your denying the definition of what is a fruit.

    • @joso8801
      @joso8801 6 років тому

      do they though? cucumbers, eggplants and such fall into that regard. but was tomatoe always considered a fruit? they just started considering it a vegetable for tax purposes, cause vegetables could be subsidized or something?

    • @nixmix4021
      @nixmix4021 6 років тому

      its a fruit dude

    • @javonacw
      @javonacw 6 років тому

      Yumna Al Adwan hellyea😁

  • @moonw0rt
    @moonw0rt 7 років тому +1236

    1 tsp of honey is the lifetime work of 12 bees, just changed my whole life.

    • @mrnobls6858
      @mrnobls6858 7 років тому +44

      So under appreciated. We must thank them.

    • @jerkchickenmeal
      @jerkchickenmeal 7 років тому +35

      thank u bees

    • @sixstarhorizon295
      @sixstarhorizon295 7 років тому +4

      ARES DESIDERATUS Have you watched the Bee Movie? DONT YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN?

    • @wilsonrandolph540
      @wilsonrandolph540 7 років тому +5

      Lorange J veganism :)

    • @ntothemotherfuckino3977
      @ntothemotherfuckino3977 7 років тому +15

      fuck I dump that shit on ma cereal like it milk.... even with already honey flavored cereal... I feel bad..

  • @jakeseldenrust2043
    @jakeseldenrust2043 6 років тому +2227

    Hits Blunt
    if I hit myself and it hurts, am I strong or am I weak?

  • @expertcyclone
    @expertcyclone 7 років тому +1240

    If you abduct a child while he/she is sleeping, you just kidnapped during a kid nap.

  • @naomifranco1684
    @naomifranco1684 7 років тому +1891

    The face he makes is the same face I have when I forgot to do my homework

    • @mcgil8891
      @mcgil8891 7 років тому

      Naomi Franco 😂

    • @ked2606
      @ked2606 6 років тому +10

      Thanks to you i remembered that i have to do homework

    • @asherwineman2650
      @asherwineman2650 6 років тому

      Naomi Franco 👍😂 me tho

    • @ChrisBreezy-n2f
      @ChrisBreezy-n2f 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣bro same lol...nice one👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽

  • @xo1979
    @xo1979 7 років тому +3196

    You first learn to read then you read to learn

  • @CampfireTalkswithJeremy
    @CampfireTalkswithJeremy 6 років тому +1449

    You never actually stop clapping the time between claps just keeps getting longer.

    • @Pev0Gaming
      @Pev0Gaming 5 років тому +11

      artjulian i-

    • @sat3rnarchive712
      @sat3rnarchive712 5 років тому +72

      This is stupid because you could say this for anything

    • @camcorderlolcat8313
      @camcorderlolcat8313 5 років тому +5

      SAT3RN example?

    • @don-tay3963
      @don-tay3963 5 років тому +38

      That actually just hurt my brain 😂😂😂

    • @favoriteperson2237
      @favoriteperson2237 5 років тому +8

      When one claps, they are showing appreciation or congratulation. To say that we are constantly showing those feelings is not true.

  • @edwin3368
    @edwin3368 7 років тому +908

    The only time incorrectly isnt spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly

  • @LethalCrossbow
    @LethalCrossbow 7 років тому +1011

    "It's not how fast you mow, it's how well you mow fast"
    Jaden Smith: How? Unbelievable

    • @Foolskii
      @Foolskii 7 років тому +22

      LethalCrossbow you just made my day

    • @jahmaisofly
      @jahmaisofly 7 років тому +1

      Haha

  • @Xycron
    @Xycron 7 років тому +5934

    lol people are taking this waaaaaaay too seriously

    • @gonnaseehersoon947
      @gonnaseehersoon947 7 років тому +5

      Xycron HOW?¿

    • @gtiegenproductions
      @gtiegenproductions 7 років тому +98

      Because it's a troll video, he's making fun of himself in this video

    • @AshFlexum
      @AshFlexum 7 років тому

      Xycron what does Breezy look like? honestly like I've seen her when she was Garrick

    • @AshFlexum
      @AshFlexum 7 років тому

      Xycron also why did the bike fall over?

    • @pay_it_forward_franklin4469
      @pay_it_forward_franklin4469 7 років тому +5

      itz a qounter double-down troll bquz for sum reason the entire world seemz to take him waaaaaaay too serious, & all the time, so seemz as though since he is the punchline of a bunch of trollz, why not beat them to it while still being yourself, & stay 1up trolling yourself in the same fashion trollz are gunna take but now 2nd, kinda how prince got chappelle baqk with the breakfast qan wait art qover #geniusshit

  • @afxx372
    @afxx372 6 років тому +636

    *Hits blunt once*
    In order to fall asleep you have to pretend to be asleep.🤯

    • @Aniient
      @Aniient 5 років тому +4

      Not really but ok

    • @azhersaeed2817
      @azhersaeed2817 5 років тому +10

      Ftms R yes really in order to fall asleep you have to act like your sleeping to get into actual sleep

    • @Aniient
      @Aniient 5 років тому +8

      Ajee AJ no you don’t you don’t have to act like your sleeping I literally stay up until my body makes me go to sleep

    • @kiki-Yhwh
      @kiki-Yhwh 5 років тому +6

      Ftms R yes but ur body still have to position itself to start sleeping

    • @Aniient
      @Aniient 5 років тому +3

      ki ki not really dude

  • @SoulReaperSlayer19
    @SoulReaperSlayer19 6 років тому +603

    Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish. Let that sink in...

  • @aimnhsni
    @aimnhsni 7 років тому +514

    if you wear socks inversely the entire universe actually wears you.

  • @paola5168
    @paola5168 7 років тому +1939

    hits blunt...

  • @WAcrobat19
    @WAcrobat19 5 років тому +112

    **hits blunt**
    The saying "nothing personal" makes it even more personal.

    • @deed6141
      @deed6141 4 роки тому

      when you’re casually talking with someone about something and at the end they say 'no offence' so you start wondering if you should have taken offence in what they said

  • @LijGilmourHello
    @LijGilmourHello 7 років тому +1957

    He's starting to look so much like is dad, what a champ

    • @aarongottfried5595
      @aarongottfried5595 7 років тому +3

      the champ who will never get an adult role. Ya awesome

    • @mrwinborne15
      @mrwinborne15 7 років тому +6

      Too bad he doesn't have the acting gene... just the hipster save the world gene, which isn't bad.

    • @JoseGarcia-dm9ck
      @JoseGarcia-dm9ck 7 років тому +14

      Pog Champ he was decent in the get down

    • @awlbert
      @awlbert 7 років тому +4

      Pog Champ wym he's been in many movies with amazing acting skills imo

    • @MuaazC
      @MuaazC 7 років тому +23

      u start to see the fresh prince will

  • @hadnt2379
    @hadnt2379 7 років тому +428

    When you wake up... you arent sleeping anymore

    • @suk3138
      @suk3138 6 років тому

      hadn’t hahahahahahaha 😂😂😂

    • @norah4646
      @norah4646 6 років тому +7

      omf mind blowing

    • @tenhai8316
      @tenhai8316 5 років тому +17

      every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes

    • @YourMom-zr8gd
      @YourMom-zr8gd 5 років тому

      Bruh...

    • @wolf-z6968
      @wolf-z6968 5 років тому +1

      NO WAY DUDE

  • @cupcakemirin4564
    @cupcakemirin4564 5 років тому +243

    The opposite of waterfall is firefly. Let that sink in.

  • @Leeinurgarage
    @Leeinurgarage 6 років тому +325

    “There is a jellyfish that is immortal” *starts crying*

    • @perplexedsage4546
      @perplexedsage4546 6 років тому +8

      Keith McClain Trust me you would not want immortality, at least not you alone, unless you have no attachments on this earth and you’re ready to see all your family, friends, pets, classmates, teachers and just the whole of humanity die one by one.

    • @SaeedAbdullaXO
      @SaeedAbdullaXO 5 років тому +3

      Immortality is dangerous. Immortality is not About Being super man dodging bullets with your chest. Immortality is something else. Not growing up

    • @quayaba
      @quayaba 5 років тому +1

      PerplexedSage I’m ready

    • @subhamp2352
      @subhamp2352 5 років тому +5

      PerplexedSage but ur jellyfish buds would be immortal aswell😂

    • @Debakun
      @Debakun 4 роки тому +1

      Immortal not invincible, jellyfish can die if someone kills it.

  • @HybridTrapMusic
    @HybridTrapMusic 7 років тому +1807

    this is tooo good lol... and educational!

    • @MarkVank
      @MarkVank 7 років тому

      Oh hey there lmao

    • @jv2144
      @jv2144 7 років тому +6

      I thought I was high when I was watching this.

    • @mcgil8891
      @mcgil8891 7 років тому

      Hybrid Trap 😂

    • @hanimmorris2876
      @hanimmorris2876 6 років тому

      Hey, I've just posted my first ever videos on youtube. Go like and subscribe to me!! Thank you.

  • @Gredddfe
    @Gredddfe 7 років тому +1204

    My respect for this -kid- guy just increased dramatically.

    • @chocchoc3345
      @chocchoc3345 7 років тому +3

      Gredddfe same

    • @mrwinborne15
      @mrwinborne15 7 років тому +14

      Wow you're easily swayed lol

    • @Gredddfe
      @Gredddfe 7 років тому +56

      In the face of international ridicule you can either get insanely pissed off or show that you have an equally large sense of humour.

    • @konekoken8697
      @konekoken8697 7 років тому

      Pog Champ | Nice pic

    • @mundomanual7308
      @mundomanual7308 7 років тому +3

      he is absolutely crazy, which I love

  • @Velv9001
    @Velv9001 7 років тому +262

    People don't think the universe be like it is, but it do.

    • @rohan81991
      @rohan81991 7 років тому +1

      That's actually hilarious

    • @sneedfeed7204
      @sneedfeed7204 7 років тому +3

      Damn, Ilhem a black scientist would never speak or write like this fool

    • @ntothemotherfuckino3977
      @ntothemotherfuckino3977 7 років тому

      aha watttt

    • @sneedfeed7204
      @sneedfeed7204 7 років тому +1

      Damn, Ilhem lmao damn that was funny af

    • @salim5889
      @salim5889 7 років тому +1

      Gg *you're, *a - make sure your argument is solid broseph

  • @PaperDragons
    @PaperDragons 6 років тому +221

    I watched this entire video with no sound. I did not realize my speakers were off. I read the comment section so confused... I thought it was an art piece. Rewatched with sound and it kinda ruined it.

  • @ericcalhoun7202
    @ericcalhoun7202 7 років тому +1191

    Judging by the likes, I'm relieved to find that the majority of people understood this was a joke
    *Plot Twist* This is his real reaction video

    • @kaylynross6078
      @kaylynross6078 7 років тому +17

      Eric Calhoun wait what... you mean those facts weren't true?!!
      My whole life has been a lie....

    • @MooreElMedia
      @MooreElMedia 7 років тому +12

      Eric Calhoun everything he said was true. Opiorphin was originally extracted from saliva.

    • @SCFTheFirst
      @SCFTheFirst 7 років тому +3

      Eric Calhoun he himself is maybe the biggest joke. Will was and still is a good actor but this bitch....

    • @nelsoncherrier3855
      @nelsoncherrier3855 7 років тому +2

      Everything stated is true, though.

    • @ralphbereanu6456
      @ralphbereanu6456 7 років тому

      Eric Calhoun k

  • @MSCoolio777
    @MSCoolio777 7 років тому +3131

    what's his skin care routine

    • @siennathomas1080
      @siennathomas1080 7 років тому +100

      JUST Water and Vegetables

    • @aresdesideratus8410
      @aresdesideratus8410 7 років тому +13

      not money but lifestyle. wonder if that jacket is real leather

    • @Jigglypoof
      @Jigglypoof 7 років тому +199

      Being black.

    • @UpperHater
      @UpperHater 7 років тому +9

      If i'm not wrong its a Gucci biker jacket

    • @himeshchauhan9843
      @himeshchauhan9843 7 років тому

      Michael Waldow all knowing gnome child

  • @ayaanrazaali7870
    @ayaanrazaali7870 7 років тому +703

    the only colour you can taste is orange.

    • @DB-jm2im
      @DB-jm2im 7 років тому +21

      ayaan razaali not true you can taste blueberries

    • @jomama2645
      @jomama2645 6 років тому +24

      Lee Stevens
      Because whoever named orange was uncreative while the person who named banana was creative.

    • @xkillersoulzx643
      @xkillersoulzx643 6 років тому +1

      This should have more likes

    • @netijenmillenial7371
      @netijenmillenial7371 6 років тому +4

      And chocolate

    • @thuraiyaalrawahi1473
      @thuraiyaalrawahi1473 6 років тому +1

      What about rose

  • @zosima3093
    @zosima3093 5 років тому +57

    this is the best comment section i’ve ever seen.

  • @aundreii151
    @aundreii151 7 років тому +207

    if you get a bigger bed there is more bed room but less bedroom..... MIND BLOWN

  • @MasterAllusis
    @MasterAllusis 7 років тому +351

    This nigga been smoking some good shit lmfao

  • @kandy3946
    @kandy3946 7 років тому +1336

    I learned more from this then I learned from 4 years of high school.

    • @HeroT
      @HeroT 7 років тому +1

      Heyyyyyy you are really cute. Let me take you out and treat you like a queen.

    • @kandy3946
      @kandy3946 7 років тому +29

      Sorry, I'm gay asf
      I like girls

    • @HeroT
      @HeroT 7 років тому +3

      Kandy nooooo 😔😭 why tho!!! I guess I can accept that. Hope you find/have a nice girl who will treat you like their queen. 😏

    • @MM-hi
      @MM-hi 7 років тому +2

      HeroT shes obviouly joking. She just dosent want you

    • @HeroT
      @HeroT 7 років тому

      England is my city Oh

  • @MrcreeperDXD777
    @MrcreeperDXD777 2 роки тому +19

    "Every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes" truly a philosophical quote by jaden smith

  • @LawrenceLatrellJacksonMcknight
    @LawrenceLatrellJacksonMcknight 7 років тому +210

    Thanks , I just got accepted into Harvard.

  • @cchagan08
    @cchagan08 7 років тому +1091

    Hits blunt
    If you drop the soap on the floor in the shower, is the floor clean or the soap dirty?

    • @jahmaisofly
      @jahmaisofly 7 років тому +23

      My God! How?

    • @megarijmadew797
      @megarijmadew797 6 років тому +72

      If you drop the soap you're getting raped

    • @user-xw5lu4hh2p
      @user-xw5lu4hh2p 6 років тому

      JahmaiSoFly don’t use God’s name in vain

    • @_poprocks4510
      @_poprocks4510 6 років тому +3

      Um no. Foolish mortals. Obviously only a spot on the floor is considered clean therefore the soap is dirty. Even if you have just cleaned the floor, the molecules of dust and germs settle again, and whatever you used to clean the floor just wiped those germs on your floor again.

    • @luchiejv
      @luchiejv 6 років тому +2

      Both

  • @alexwhite7276
    @alexwhite7276 7 років тому +974

    Could I record silence and play it through speakers to make any room quiet?

  • @vamp1328
    @vamp1328 5 років тому +150

    *HITS BLUNT*
    If people are blind, can they see their dreams?!

    • @Mo_Okln
      @Mo_Okln 5 років тому +3

      There are people that have answered this, the ones that once could see do

    • @ethangameing-robloxfortnit9889
      @ethangameing-robloxfortnit9889 5 років тому +4

      That would be weird bc since they cant see and they cant tell its a dream and they start hearing voices, and they cant tell if they are dreaming or not anymore

  • @aztolit
    @aztolit 7 років тому +1924

    When you drink milk there is less milk in that cup...

  • @PhoeFireaga
    @PhoeFireaga 7 років тому +297

    Once again, Jaden does his job successfully.

    • @Lacombe57
      @Lacombe57 7 років тому +3

      he has a job?

    • @PhoeFireaga
      @PhoeFireaga 7 років тому +7

      Lacombe57 Yeah? Getting a reaction out of people. Performance Art, mostly. Among many other things. All that he does.

    • @timy9197
      @timy9197 7 років тому

      Once again? What are other examples of him being successful?

    • @Tetranodal
      @Tetranodal 7 років тому +2

      Phoenix • this was the best reply I could ever view

    • @MultiLightDark
      @MultiLightDark 7 років тому

      "Gender neutral" fashion line. Sounds like a trend that will fail.

  • @jxc3000
    @jxc3000 7 років тому +510

    If Will Smith is consider the fresh Prince of Bel Air, would that make Jaden the fresh nobleman of Bel Air

  • @tastyboogeryummmymmmm
    @tastyboogeryummmymmmm 6 років тому +876

    *hits a blunt*
    Does a straw have oNe hole or TwO holes????

  • @sbrooks904
    @sbrooks904 7 років тому +1158

    This is clearly a joke and y'all making fun of him lol

    • @lemitchell4213
      @lemitchell4213 7 років тому

      S Brooks so?

    • @wallis_sin-yu
      @wallis_sin-yu 7 років тому +13

      A weak attempt to reconcile himself with the public by mocking himself in the same way we've been mocking him for years.

    • @sbrooks904
      @sbrooks904 7 років тому +13

      Henry Babor how you look at yourself knowing you clown a 18 year old kid

    • @8RIGHTS
      @8RIGHTS 7 років тому +10

      guy cant win lmao. he posts this shit being serious, people go 'wtf does being rich make you stupid, why jaden dumb' and would make fun of him
      now he joined in on it and everyone still salty.

    • @TrinidadSuperman
      @TrinidadSuperman 7 років тому +5

      Henry Babor jealousy is real with u people

  • @robbymotz3210
    @robbymotz3210 7 років тому +473

    That's an icon living

  • @iudexe3103
    @iudexe3103 7 років тому +975

    i like this kid, he's a good sport

    • @willcho7188
      @willcho7188 7 років тому +2

      he's funny

    • @arielemiliano226
      @arielemiliano226 7 років тому +5

      Am I the only one that feels somewhat bad for this kid?
      I mean; he's not that bright, but that's ok, you can still be a good person. Super indulged by parents with enough money to hide their kids away from the world. Most likely never challenged or faced by any form of want. He's a quasi formed entity with a large media presence. I feel bad for him.

    • @lilsunnybeans3342
      @lilsunnybeans3342 7 років тому

      Ariel Emiliano.... lord calm down

    • @lilsunnybeans3342
      @lilsunnybeans3342 7 років тому

      Matt Reed .....okay im hoping you're a teen bc if you're older....you're too old to hate on a kid lmaoo. we dont know this kid.

    • @LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN
      @LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN 7 років тому +3

      Gonna have to side with Matt Reed here. I see where he's coming from and everyone who has replied to him so far is unintelligent.

  • @theprosico4092
    @theprosico4092 5 років тому +73

    This comment section is r/showerthoughts itself 🤣🤣🤣

  • @HyenaHouseENT
    @HyenaHouseENT 7 років тому +1369

    Why so much hate? These were very interesting facts. Can't Jaden have a little fun at his expense?

  • @bencrawshaw3D
    @bencrawshaw3D 7 років тому +432

    Baths are opposite boats

  • @avatarkyoshi6777
    @avatarkyoshi6777 6 років тому +271

    *Hits blunt*
    If you buy a black and white striped shirt, is it a black shirt with white stripes or a white shirt with black stripes?

    • @breannajarvis9134
      @breannajarvis9134 6 років тому +12

      MLPrincess1
      *No one will ever know.*

    • @jomama2645
      @jomama2645 6 років тому

      Both?

    • @abbypark5774
      @abbypark5774 6 років тому

      it’s just black and white...

    • @That6Speed5.0
      @That6Speed5.0 6 років тому

      🤔🤔🤔

    • @della9884
      @della9884 6 років тому +2

      Depends on the width of the stripes. The smaller ones are "printed" on

  • @marcusm5305
    @marcusm5305 4 роки тому +42

    hits blunt:
    the word mercedes has 3 e's all pronounced different

  • @lillystory9576
    @lillystory9576 7 років тому +513

    If everything is possible, then that makes impossibility possible, and if impossibility is possible, then not everything is possible.

    • @CharlieVSGaming
      @CharlieVSGaming 6 років тому +17

      Lilly Story that’s called a paradox

    • @MaMastoast
      @MaMastoast 6 років тому +11

      I guess the impossible could be possible but not an actuality, making everything possible ;) Furthermore "the impossible" is just a category in which we put things which are not possible, and not an actual thing, so it would be non existent if everything was possible.

    • @eduardoleroy3660
      @eduardoleroy3660 6 років тому +2

      Whoa.

    • @DonaldPalacios
      @DonaldPalacios 6 років тому

      not everything is possible

    • @Righteouness
      @Righteouness 6 років тому

      Matthew 19:26

  • @QC200
    @QC200 7 років тому +1030

    The best part of the video are the dumb people in the comments that think this is serious...

    • @retconsalmon
      @retconsalmon 7 років тому +1

      lmfao so true

    • @gonnaseehersoon947
      @gonnaseehersoon947 7 років тому

      Frank Underwood HOW?¿

    • @maryanna5110
      @maryanna5110 7 років тому +29

      Everything he said is actually true

    • @RC-go2kl
      @RC-go2kl 7 років тому +2

      Or the people who have to point out the trollin'

    • @chitown5466
      @chitown5466 7 років тому +18

      He was mocking himself.

  • @AliceHan-Thomas
    @AliceHan-Thomas 7 років тому +169

    These comments are everything

  • @i.a9147
    @i.a9147 5 років тому +73

    Can we just take a moment and apreciate jaden’s skin !👏🏼

  • @alexwhite7276
    @alexwhite7276 7 років тому +366

    Centaurs have two ribcages

    • @paulpriebe8311
      @paulpriebe8311 7 років тому +7

      Alex White Woah that means they have like two hearts and a secound of almost everything

    • @tastyboogeryummmymmmm
      @tastyboogeryummmymmmm 6 років тому

      Haha read this in Morgan Freeman's voice

    • @javonacw
      @javonacw 6 років тому

      Alex White ough😲

  • @PottieMSD
    @PottieMSD 7 років тому +398

    How can you drink a drink but not food a food or eat a eat?

    • @kevin907
      @kevin907 7 років тому +10

      Feast a feast

    • @ErickFooty
      @ErickFooty 7 років тому +1

      JayKraizer bc english

    • @tucker7336
      @tucker7336 7 років тому +1

      JayKraizer cuz drink and eat are verbs

    • @mcgil8891
      @mcgil8891 7 років тому

      😂

    • @Fckschnitzel
      @Fckschnitzel 7 років тому

      In Germany u can

  • @alexwhite7276
    @alexwhite7276 7 років тому +47

    Technically every mirror you buy at a store is in used condition

  • @Numberonecanbeater
    @Numberonecanbeater 5 років тому +35

    Before “was” was “was”, “was” was “is”

  • @picklerick8123
    @picklerick8123 7 років тому +1129

    "50 % of genes shared with a banana" if you know wat i mean

    • @itgetsworse601
      @itgetsworse601 6 років тому +8

      what about females then?

    • @nxdsrz
      @nxdsrz 6 років тому +43

      what are you 12?

    • @3rdeyemia
      @3rdeyemia 6 років тому +15

      LM10 Jr. Get out 😂😂😂lmao also the females are peaches duh

    • @karolineluvi6810
      @karolineluvi6810 6 років тому

      axonicc
      Yes, I am.

    • @xuras6089
      @xuras6089 6 років тому

      LM10 Jr. for men

  • @ianerysrieger8233
    @ianerysrieger8233 7 років тому +576

    My name speaks for its self

    • @fyuuki98
      @fyuuki98 7 років тому +1

      AMAZING

    • @gresabela4102
      @gresabela4102 7 років тому +1

      If time is money, is an ATM a time machine? YASSS!

    • @UnityFT4
      @UnityFT4 7 років тому

      Beautiful

    • @juanaids
      @juanaids 7 років тому +1

      Btw, ATM can stand for "a time machine"

    • @dhia2283
      @dhia2283 7 років тому

      An automated teller machine (ATM) is an electronic banking outlet, which allows customers to complete basic transactions without the aid of a branch representative or teller. Anyone with a credit card or debit card can access most ATMs. The first ATM appeared in London in 1967, and in less than 50 years, ATMs spread around the globe, securing a presence in every major country and even tiny little island nations such as Kiribati and the Federated States of Micronesia

  • @summerdayton8985
    @summerdayton8985 7 років тому +353

    Am I the only one that doesn't believe that there are more ways to shuffle a deck of cards then there are atoms on Earth?

    • @asdfghjkllkjhgfdsa8725
      @asdfghjkllkjhgfdsa8725 7 років тому +33

      Summer Dayton if you mean methods then really there is only one, you take them apart, put them back together. If he means possible combinations of order there's no way. I agree with you

    • @gmanpboy
      @gmanpboy 7 років тому +16

      There's a Vsauce video about this

    • @asdfghjkllkjhgfdsa8725
      @asdfghjkllkjhgfdsa8725 7 років тому +16

      guymanpersonboy _ yea I couldn't remember the formula for it. Haven't done it in like 12 years. I knew it was simple but it's 8.065818°67 possible combinations, and there are 1.33 x 10°50 atoms on earth (estimated, no one knows... we don't even know what the earth core is made of soo ??) First one isn't scientific notation so I don't know which is bigger since the only way to solve the the card combinations is by putting it on paper and multiplying it 67 times. I'll come back here if I feel like doing it.

    • @asdfghjkllkjhgfdsa8725
      @asdfghjkllkjhgfdsa8725 7 років тому +11

      Lol nvm, I guess the card one is scientific notation.. I didn't release the e in the calculator stood for that. I assumed it just meant exponent. If the estimate of atoms is even close then there are more combinations of cards. However I still find it hard to swallow

    • @rolandomota415
      @rolandomota415 7 років тому +10

      William Hitchcock just relax your throat and and take it in

  • @TheGenesect10
    @TheGenesect10 3 роки тому +13

    "You were once the youngest person in existence"
    Shakes his head*
    I don't know why that made me laugh so much

  • @buttercup141312
    @buttercup141312 7 років тому +208

    Ok how much did Jaden smoke before this? 😂😂😂

  • @Darkest209
    @Darkest209 7 років тому +600

    The dumbest trollin video today. I like it.

    • @gonnaseehersoon947
      @gonnaseehersoon947 7 років тому

      Evil Power HOW?¿

    • @Darkest209
      @Darkest209 7 років тому +1

      You really need such a thing explained to you? Okay. This video is stupid and not very funny. Jaden is overacting... and doing a really bad job at it. Like bad on purpose. (So...Trolling. This is me giving him the benefit of the doubt. This is where trolling is a good thing. It has to be. Jaden has to be Trollin' himself and his fans, Otherwise... this video becomes sad.).
      No one is overwhelmed but these facts. Only fools or 5 year-olds could have their "MIND BLOWN" by these facts. The kids 19, no one can believe this kid is this stupid... Hence trollin'. (Trying to provoke an emotional. in this case laughter.)
      Now the cool part is... he's making himself the butt of the joke. Which is great. It's awesome that he can show everyone that he can laugh at himself. Which is why I like the video. It makes him more relatable, but sadly it's not enough.
      Overall the video is not very good. The overacting is cringeworthy. It's okay to make yourself the butt of the joke but not if you are cringeworthy. You want people to laugh not cause them pain and this video is a little painful to watch.
      Finally, Jaden comes off as an over the top Try-Hard with his overacting and that's never good. Because deep down inside, all Try-Hards are assholes. Just watch The Karate Kid or After-Earth and you can see the same over the top Try-Hard acting in those movies and it's in this video.
      Try-Hards are funny people and I don't mean Ha Ha funny. You can't tell a Try-Hard what to do. TryHards are always right. They think they are the smartest person in the room and like to explain how to fix everything but can't see their own blaring fuck ups. Someone told Jaden this video was a good idea. The overacting has got to be all him. Someone told him what they wanted him to do and he did it his way instead.
      So why do I think this was- The dumbest trollin' video to date? Because it's meaningless. It does nothing. Zero. Jaden fails to come off relatable. He fails to come off as a good actor, but he still put himself out there as the butt of the joke. Even if it's a bad joke and that why I liked it.
      Now if you're still reading this post. This is an example of a Try-Hard posting a reply on the internet. See what I did there? I just called myself a Try-Hard. I know how to laugh at myself.

    • @Yeanahbra
      @Yeanahbra 7 років тому +12

      Evil Power i feel like you would be really annoying in real life

    • @Darkest209
      @Darkest209 7 років тому +1

      Well +jack corneby +BlasterS33, to be honest, I would say I'm boring. Annoying takes way to much energy. See I like to nap.
      I think of annoying as someone that talks during a movie. Someone that doesn't have an opinion and answers a question like " I don't care where we eat, All I know is I'm hungry." That's not me. I know what I want. I am the kind of person that cares what people think. Right up to the point I can pick out the dumbasses in the room.
      Don't get me wrong I can be a real asshole. Like over explaining myself on the internet. But you guys understand. We're all in the same boat. We all left posts on One of the Dumbest Fucking Video on the internet. We could have done something else. Like taking a Nap.

    • @hankhill4155
      @hankhill4155 7 років тому +1

      he sure as hell trolled the fuck outa you

  • @andreacrystal2588
    @andreacrystal2588 7 років тому +195

    THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

    • @gonnaseehersoon947
      @gonnaseehersoon947 7 років тому

      Andrea Crystal HOW?¿

    • @andreacrystal2588
      @andreacrystal2588 7 років тому +7

      He's like so MESMERIZED like "Woooooahhhh......" I feel like he'll realize the meaning of life

    • @Mufc124
      @Mufc124 7 років тому

      Andrea Crystal HOW THIS IS NOT EVEN FUNNY... HES FUCKIN GAAAY

    • @TK0S3
      @TK0S3 7 років тому +1

      You've noticed. What does that say about you ? Secretly craving that D.

  • @hibiscuscat8473
    @hibiscuscat8473 6 років тому +35

    I don't know why I clicked this, but I don't regret this at all 😂

  • @natmaccc
    @natmaccc 7 років тому +1106

    I never realized how beautiful he is wow

    • @natmaccc
      @natmaccc 7 років тому +60

      I could watch this all day

    • @rtoomer92
      @rtoomer92 7 років тому +23

      Natalie Mack I'm beautiful 😕

    • @shylilfrog3814
      @shylilfrog3814 7 років тому +14

      Shi do shi
      AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH..
      THATS FUNNY

    • @lindsey21smith
      @lindsey21smith 7 років тому +16

      fucking gorgeous

    • @drunkenmunky5
      @drunkenmunky5 7 років тому +31

      Natalie Mack yeah if you're really into palm trees with makeup on.

  • @joelc.1591
    @joelc.1591 7 років тому +226

    if you traveled to a Galaxy 65 million light years away and had a telescope and pointed it toward earth you would see the meteor that killed the dinosaurs hit the earth

    • @Ol-iveBranch-2018
      @Ol-iveBranch-2018 7 років тому +8

      ovocons lol! Now that's putting things in perspective 🔭

    • @Miss_tete
      @Miss_tete 7 років тому

      Ol•ive Branch

    • @lonewolflolol8182
      @lonewolflolol8182 7 років тому +13

      is that possible ? if so would that means that you just time travel to the past right??? it seems like it would be possible.

    • @tinatseyi
      @tinatseyi 7 років тому

      whaaaat?

    • @amirparsa2003
      @amirparsa2003 7 років тому +4

      *With a portal or a wormhole to that galaxy

  • @jazminebailey6522
    @jazminebailey6522 7 років тому +412

    Orange is the only flavor you can taste...

    • @annabellearcher8674
      @annabellearcher8674 7 років тому +142

      Jazmine Bailey you mean Orange is the only colour u can taste

    • @blackphantasm8359
      @blackphantasm8359 7 років тому +40

      Linda Wright really? I taste white every 20 minutes

    • @freddieari3592
      @freddieari3592 7 років тому +44

      Duh number 2 is the only number you can smell...

    • @bacon8353
      @bacon8353 7 років тому +1

      Jazmine Bailey Don't you mean colour?

    • @___zeke___7581
      @___zeke___7581 7 років тому

      Jazmine Bailey (dumbass)

  • @itbelikethat6127
    @itbelikethat6127 5 років тому +75

    *hits blunt*
    Why is a pizza box square, if the pizza itself is a circle and a slice is a triangle

    • @fromans1734
      @fromans1734 5 років тому

      just google it there is obviously a reason for it, don’t you dare woosh me

    • @jonathandeakins5645
      @jonathandeakins5645 5 років тому

      @@fromans1734 r/wOoSh

    • @barbiquearea
      @barbiquearea 4 роки тому +1

      Because it is easier to make a box a square than into a circle.

    • @bathsleeper
      @bathsleeper 4 роки тому +2

      I'm pretty sure there's a patent for round pizza boxes but don't quote me if I'm wrong

    • @Lav3nd3rForest
      @Lav3nd3rForest 4 роки тому +1

      One person that I met tried to throw a pizza box into a round trash bin

  • @kalsizzle
    @kalsizzle 7 років тому +29

    You mean watch Jaden Smith blow his own mind

  • @davide7039
    @davide7039 7 років тому +871

    *When i Close my eyes i cant see nothing*
    Mindblown..

    • @MusicMyThangg
      @MusicMyThangg 7 років тому

      Ti KaZumaTM lmaooooo

    • @loganwendt778
      @loganwendt778 7 років тому +27

      That's a double negative. Not seeing nothing means you do, in fact, see something.

    • @sc.willis
      @sc.willis 7 років тому +6

      Logan Wendt,
      Yeah, you see darkness.

    • @davide7039
      @davide7039 7 років тому +1

      Nyma Tobgyel nothing is my life rn

    • @xBrandon888
      @xBrandon888 7 років тому +1

      Yes you do, you see the inside of your eyelids.

  • @helloboi1404
    @helloboi1404 7 років тому +1124

    Why he's acting like that he found out that he's adopted ?
    P.S - *Sorry for my good english* 😂

    • @helloboi1404
      @helloboi1404 7 років тому +4

      +Geneva8ue hahaha 😂😂

    • @helloboi1404
      @helloboi1404 7 років тому +3

      +ArstiocyLeux 😂😂😂😂

    • @sofiadrizi6980
      @sofiadrizi6980 7 років тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @mcgil8891
      @mcgil8891 7 років тому +1

      Super Unlucky Guy 😂😂

    • @KingOfXB
      @KingOfXB 6 років тому +2

      Super Unlucky Guy what you mean your good English smh

  • @eli9885
    @eli9885 6 років тому +550

    If jesus can walk on water then cant he swim on land!?!?

    • @_devil__0nline67
      @_devil__0nline67 6 років тому

      LOL

    • @ihsanoulamine645
      @ihsanoulamine645 6 років тому +3

      BO BURNHAM!

    • @mr.f716
      @mr.f716 6 років тому

      Exactly.

    • @favoriteperson2237
      @favoriteperson2237 5 років тому +2

      No... he has explicitly been stated to have walked on water. He was never said to have the ability to swim on land. Not only that, but the connection isnt there. The opposite of the sea is both the earth and sky. It would have made far more sense if you said, "jesus can swim through the sky".

    • @NY-Buddy
      @NY-Buddy 5 років тому +2

      That was a lie, he can only Run on it, he cant walk or jog on it.
      His Sandals didnt allow it.

  • @noah7972
    @noah7972 7 років тому +1258

    lool
    let's see how serious People take this

    • @MaizeRage48
      @MaizeRage48 7 років тому +31

      But all of the facts actually are true. The deck of cards one is pretty awesome, every time someone shuffles a deck of cards it is a combination that has never happened before.

    • @danielfattouh7788
      @danielfattouh7788 7 років тому +5

      Noah lol this is so fucking funny

    • @XxbiohazardxX223
      @XxbiohazardxX223 7 років тому

      Noah You know of good mangas my men

    • @Ripter
      @Ripter 7 років тому +5

      For the people sayin its a troll and just a joke, it's actually not. All the facts in here are 100% true, i knew about 10 of these facts already xD

    • @NameisNameisName
      @NameisNameisName 7 років тому

      Ripter how is there more ways to shuffle a deck of card than it is atoms in the world? There's only 2000 or so different ways to shuffle cards but everything in the world is made of of atoms🤔

  • @RealEngineering
    @RealEngineering 7 років тому +27

    My boy Jaden dropping the knowledge

  • @destinybrass9945
    @destinybrass9945 7 років тому +295

    me on drugs

  • @shduduwuhsdhi1951
    @shduduwuhsdhi1951 5 років тому +8

    Will Smith:He’s a bit confused but he’s got the spirit

  • @TheRealAniyaKing
    @TheRealAniyaKing 7 років тому +1526

    if you dont put milk on your cereal it will be dry.... mind blowing

  • @Haedea
    @Haedea 7 років тому +451

    idk why but i found this kinda funny

    • @asare240
      @asare240 7 років тому +1

      Dea Sadiku you have a sense of humor.

    • @bearwuff
      @bearwuff 7 років тому +27

      kinda funny? that shit cracked me up LOL

    • @gonnaseehersoon947
      @gonnaseehersoon947 7 років тому +1

      Dea Sadiku HOW?¿

    • @MaizeRage48
      @MaizeRage48 7 років тому +1

      Do you play World of Warcraft?

    • @velvet5620
      @velvet5620 7 років тому +81

      Because it's meant to be funny?????

  • @Raja_Sahin
    @Raja_Sahin 7 років тому +171

    0:33 My God!😂😂😂😂

  • @InesNezzy
    @InesNezzy 5 років тому +12

    I think this was really his best look for sure! Also his face is priceless throughout this video, lol!

  • @MrBurkestain
    @MrBurkestain 7 років тому +150

    he has finally become self aware

    • @PhantoMace2012
      @PhantoMace2012 7 років тому +15

      ...but not of his hair

    • @beyonceschild
      @beyonceschild 7 років тому +4

      +PhantoMace2012 his hair is pretty

    • @TheNesly123
      @TheNesly123 7 років тому +2

      You make it sound like he is a terminator.

  • @beyondthefray6021
    @beyondthefray6021 7 років тому +16

    people are born on their birthday, MIND BLOWN.

  • @EthanMorgan87
    @EthanMorgan87 7 років тому +129

    Great, now I see my nose all the time

    • @NinaShay
      @NinaShay 7 років тому

      Arcanegon 87 lol

    • @mrmovieguy1000
      @mrmovieguy1000 7 років тому +3

      *hits blunt* you always could dude

    • @javonacw
      @javonacw 6 років тому

      Arcanegon 87 fr

  • @shanaadams4456
    @shanaadams4456 6 років тому +18

    I burst out laughing when he said "how" hahahaha.

    • @007Julie
      @007Julie 4 роки тому +1

      Me too! He’s so ridiculous 🍓🍌🥑

  • @realneth
    @realneth 7 років тому +80

    since when is Vanity Fair into memes

  • @lemitchell4213
    @lemitchell4213 7 років тому +358

    Jaden would be a hell of a person to smoke with...I'll tell him nothing but lies and hell believe that shit😂

    • @sneedfeed7204
      @sneedfeed7204 7 років тому +11

      le Mitchell these are facts tho

    • @lemitchell4213
      @lemitchell4213 7 років тому +2

      Somali Pirate Who Pirated Your Girlfriend I know..but I was saying hell believe anything

    • @kmank2l123
      @kmank2l123 7 років тому +4

      le Mitchell How do you know that? He may be alot smarter than what you assume

    • @kflemonice
      @kflemonice 7 років тому +1

      This whole video is a joke, you really think he's that stupid ?

    • @ryandiaz8512
      @ryandiaz8512 7 років тому +1

      ViEn Gamer all this is a fact

  • @oscarsmith2833
    @oscarsmith2833 7 років тому +217

    Im half a banana

    • @logic7036
      @logic7036 7 років тому +1

      No Mopeds Gaming you're a vegetable

    • @possiblyawkward8457
      @possiblyawkward8457 7 років тому +8

      No Mopeds Gaming banana is half of you. But if you eat a banana, what are you then?

    • @tyahmad4950
      @tyahmad4950 7 років тому +8

      Possibly Awkward half a cannibal

    • @mcgil8891
      @mcgil8891 7 років тому

      ty ahmad 😂

    • @JabbaDG
      @JabbaDG 6 років тому

      Well, that’s what I call a banana split

  • @abs8838
    @abs8838 4 роки тому +6

    How he said "unbelievable and "how" im deddd😂