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  • @jasonluong3862
    @jasonluong3862 8 років тому +7310

    I told my family that the second I die, skip the funeral. Just plant my body in the backyard and water me once a week.

    • @Qwertyoneify
      @Qwertyoneify 8 років тому +640

      Add seeds. Grows one man-garden.

    • @sheepifier6622
      @sheepifier6622 8 років тому +287

      +Nathan Boody No fertilizer required!

    • @snail8114
      @snail8114 8 років тому +127

      +Sheepifier it makes its own fertilizer

    • @ytnebulous6130
      @ytnebulous6130 8 років тому +20

      Lol xD

    • @daddybruv9808
      @daddybruv9808 8 років тому +120

      Tip to make infinite zombieplant people to takeover the world

  • @colemayer5090
    @colemayer5090 6 років тому +4583

    i asked my grandfather why he spent his funeral money. he responded with "it's not my problem"

    • @KindredKeepsake
      @KindredKeepsake 6 років тому +318

      You're grandpa is so savage! XD

    • @highonsmog
      @highonsmog 6 років тому +394

      Bury him in a cheap cardboard box, with the words: from Earth, to God, don't return to sender.

    • @damianbrewer7462
      @damianbrewer7462 6 років тому +14

      Epix Cole mood

    • @minecraft6708
      @minecraft6708 6 років тому +16

      Your*, pls correct u domb very domb omg

    • @Gabriel-rh1bi
      @Gabriel-rh1bi 6 років тому +14

      @Black Hail
      Dont be be thet guy

  • @mrworldwide8183
    @mrworldwide8183 6 років тому +2743

    One time a funeral home coupon was delivered to my home. It said: get your first one for free!

  • @AE_FILM0
    @AE_FILM0 4 роки тому +2834

    Someone: *Is literally dying*
    Adam: LET ME TELL YOU WHY DYING IS SUCH A RIPOFF!

  • @Tectonix26
    @Tectonix26 8 років тому +2478

    I've always said I would rather be buried in a cheap shitty, unnasuming casket, with a false back panel holding several powerful springs, so that in thousands of years when some historian digs up my grave, they'll get the worst fright of their career...

    • @Tectonix26
      @Tectonix26 8 років тому +49

      Qwerty Bastard My thoughts exactly friend~

    • @cristianmadrazo7695
      @cristianmadrazo7695 8 років тому +132

      +jackson edwards
      In a thousand years, your body and the wood of the casket would have decomposed away, and the springs would have rusted into place and probably moved away from each other. Also, historians don't usually dig up stuff, they mainly study and analyze historical events.

    • @Tectonix26
      @Tectonix26 8 років тому +223

      Cristian Hernandez Welp... of all the things you could have ruined for me, you ruined death...

    • @Xqvvzts
      @Xqvvzts 8 років тому +96

      +jackson edwards
      To be fair death already kinda sucked.

    • @Tectonix26
      @Tectonix26 8 років тому +20

      Xqwzts God damn it I guess so :p

  • @supercyberfunk
    @supercyberfunk 8 років тому +2093

    I tell people that I want a natural burial. I don't want to be preserved; I'm not an Egyptian pharaoh. I find the whole embalming process a bit creepy and unsettling. I just want to be absorbed into the ground as quickly as possible. There are cemeteries that allow for natural burials. I plan to go to one of them. Just stick me in the ground. Of course, that's just me.

    • @rashotcake6945
      @rashotcake6945 8 років тому +159

      I want to be buried so my corpse or ashes bring nutrients to a growing tree. It'll be like my spirit is in the tree

    • @Ritermann
      @Ritermann 8 років тому +11

      +Rashotcake by this understanding, your soul is contained in every part of your body? The muscle, the gut etc. let's say it is that way, would not you loose great deal of your soul when loosing, let's say you arm or legs?

    • @rashotcake6945
      @rashotcake6945 8 років тому +96

      +walkingonwater I think you're overthinking it. I just thought it'd be cool to know what you're remains helped to create and then if you have a whole forest of trees like these, it can like a sacred forest or a forest of life

    • @Ritermann
      @Ritermann 8 років тому +10

      Rashotcake Yes I thought that you mean it like that. I find it interesting though to think a little more about it. That's why my question ;)

    • @rashotcake6945
      @rashotcake6945 8 років тому +22

      +walkingonwater honestly, I think you're soul is all your memories put together. Your memories make you who you are. If someone woke up and only had all your memories, they would think they're you but somehow switched bodies

  • @ThatChickKim
    @ThatChickKim 5 років тому +666

    I'll never forget when I was in high school, one of the deans told us that he told his wife to NOT waste money on a funeral. He literally said "I don't care if I get buried in a garbage bag. I won't know anyways because I'm dead."

    • @drdesten
      @drdesten 2 роки тому +27

      that's the spirit

    • @whatthehelliot
      @whatthehelliot Рік тому +14

      @@drdesten yeah he is

    • @sirnigel4332
      @sirnigel4332 Рік тому +1

      I just want my body burned or something…..also I want my ashes to be mixed with cocaine and snorted by my friends

    • @ElfHostage
      @ElfHostage Рік тому +1

      It’s for this reason I see funerals for the living. I’d rather let the living decide what to do with me.

    • @GHC3
      @GHC3 Рік тому

      Yeah, your body is just a shell, the essence of what is "you" is already long gone and will have moved onto another demension or plane of existence anyways. Or simply complete blackness and end of consciousness if you prefer.

  • @crossroads2361
    @crossroads2361 4 роки тому +623

    From the words of the great Danny de Vito,
    “When I’m dead, just throw me in da trash!”

    • @bleedingmasque.6193
      @bleedingmasque.6193 4 роки тому +15

      Modern Diogenes.

    • @zxyAprte124
      @zxyAprte124 3 роки тому +4

      @@bleedingmasque.6193 didn't diogenes get thrown in a foemrest

    • @bleedingmasque.6193
      @bleedingmasque.6193 3 роки тому +8

      @@zxyAprte124 I'm going to pretend you meant "forest" and I don't fucking know, he just said to leave his body to the dogs.

    • @cynkauvanyau2059
      @cynkauvanyau2059 3 роки тому

      Exactly. I would have preferred to get my (future) corpse burnt. The dead body is no longer me anyway.

  • @cannonfodder-xh7ew
    @cannonfodder-xh7ew 6 років тому +2536

    before i die,i want to say to my family....
    tell my kids,i love them and that i changed the wifi password...

    • @cameron6683
      @cameron6683 5 років тому +70

      I bet they would just buy a new modem and router

    • @epicsbroflame2869
      @epicsbroflame2869 5 років тому +81

      Those are some mixed signals

    • @eragonshurtugal4239
      @eragonshurtugal4239 5 років тому +6

      @@cameron6683 They wouldnt need to as evry modem has an password that get be changed

    • @jamescolm1133
      @jamescolm1133 4 роки тому +1

      Emci Wishqq EVIL!!!!!!!

    • @caydes
      @caydes 4 роки тому +3

      Damn it dad you always do this

  • @pepperco100
    @pepperco100 3 роки тому +233

    My late dad paid each month for decades towards a policy with the funeral home that guaranteed his funeral would be fully covered. After his funeral, we got a bill from the funeral home for extra services "not covered" by this policy, including a $200.00 charge for coffee! There was a little break room with a coffee pot, but we assumed this was provided as a courtesy of the funeral home. Funeral homes are a total ripoff!

  • @RowanJColeman
    @RowanJColeman 8 років тому +1265

    I always wondered why funerals are a big deal at all. You'll be fucking dead, you won't know what happens to you. For all I care my loved ones can roll me up in a carpet and then push me off a cliff, hell that might even be funny.

    • @anniex3082
      @anniex3082 8 років тому +85

      +Rowan J Coleman because funerals are for the living, not for the dead

    • @maxlipiec
      @maxlipiec 8 років тому +6

      +Rowan J Coleman m8 if I had to go anyway I'd go that way!

    • @jacksonberry5037
      @jacksonberry5037 8 років тому +13

      suprised no die hard christians found this yet...

    • @gosiahoot6998
      @gosiahoot6998 8 років тому +3

      Here I am...what's your question? :-p

    • @claudiaj7605
      @claudiaj7605 8 років тому +1

      +Gosia Hoot 😂😂 me too I'm ready also

  • @mannavj
    @mannavj 4 роки тому +2089

    ALL adam ruins everything episodes are "corporations want money", why aren't we learning anything from this greed?

    • @zedudedaniel
      @zedudedaniel 4 роки тому +206

      Because noticing patterns and solving problems is communist.

    • @ironicpuppet1747
      @ironicpuppet1747 4 роки тому +20

      Daniel Mikhalchuk Is this a joke?

    • @stormichow5325
      @stormichow5325 4 роки тому +8

      ..Are you not watching the episodes?

    • @bleedingmasque.6193
      @bleedingmasque.6193 4 роки тому +16

      @@ironicpuppet1747 Woooosh.

    • @ironicpuppet1747
      @ironicpuppet1747 4 роки тому +23

      Bleeding Masque. All I did was ask a question I wasn’t sure if he was serious no need to woosh me yet

  • @snitchbug
    @snitchbug 7 років тому +2636

    I don't even have enough money to die

  • @lifesmanager6318
    @lifesmanager6318 7 років тому +607

    be as smart as my grandfather - he built his own coffin.
    rest in peace pop. rest in peace.

    • @annalancellotti128
      @annalancellotti128 7 років тому +16

      Damn

    • @pikachured69
      @pikachured69 6 років тому +51

      Did it have wifi?

    • @Spartansrule3
      @Spartansrule3 6 років тому +1

      he predicted the future shit surprised the FBI didn't get him

    • @backwoodsjunkie08
      @backwoodsjunkie08 6 років тому +21

      I was gonna ask this question in the comments! Is it legal and will funeral homes/hospitals accept it?

    • @realmadrid3783
      @realmadrid3783 6 років тому +3

      backwoodsjunkie08 It's legal

  • @FreeRangedPuppets
    @FreeRangedPuppets 8 років тому +219

    Having worked for a funeral home *cough cough the cash cow one* I can tell you that he's right.
    Other advice is this: no matter how young you are, take out a life insurance policy and submit a will.
    One of the cheapest ways to be disposed of is cremation. Just FYI. That is if your mother doesn't decide to spend the bank on your wake. If you don't want that to happen, put it in the will, and legally they have to honor it.

    • @princediop8190
      @princediop8190 8 років тому +25

      Thanks for the advice dude.

    • @mommyofone646
      @mommyofone646 7 років тому +2

      Thanks for the heads up

    • @althebest1655
      @althebest1655 7 років тому +2

      or a natural burial where they wrap you in a cloth and put you in the ground. how much does a fancy cloth cost? A lot less than a casket.

    • @goddessmelanisia
      @goddessmelanisia 6 років тому

      Also, get a life insurance policy that is just large enough to cover the funeral, and then sign the life insurance over to the funeral home. It will lock in the cost, and remove any burden from the family. It will also cost next to nothing if you are getting cremated. Anything left over after burial costs will go to your next of kin.

    • @sierra2bork29
      @sierra2bork29 3 роки тому +1

      They don't have to legally follow your final wishes. The will has to registered with the state to make it active and a family can ignore the wish. I had a family do a cremation even though they knew their mom wanted a burial because it was cheaper. Also if the funeral home only shows you expensive caskets than leave, I am happy to show a family a 1,000 casket just as happy as I am to show one a 6,000 one.

  • @peewoops86
    @peewoops86 4 роки тому +757

    Becoming an Organ donator is the best bet, you get to save lives when you're dead.

    • @fwpghxs4047
      @fwpghxs4047 4 роки тому +54

      Even better, donate your entire body to science.

    • @rainwitchansy
      @rainwitchansy 4 роки тому +27

      Except they can collect on that donation before you’re actually pronounced dead. 🙃

    • @rachelfox8108
      @rachelfox8108 4 роки тому +50

      @@rainwitchansy If there's no way you're going to recover anyway, that's actually ideal. You have to collect organs while they still have blood flow to ensure they'll make for the best transplant. That's how organ donation works -- that's why family members are advised about organ donation before they pull the plug. 🙃

    • @yoholup19
      @yoholup19 4 роки тому +3

      @@fwpghxs4047 and turn into a bomb tester

    • @djlowtek
      @djlowtek 4 роки тому +3

      That doesn't change the funeral costs

  • @CritScratch
    @CritScratch 8 років тому +3159

    i dont care what my funeral is like as long as they make sure i dont rise from the dead...so put some free wifi in my coffin it'll keep me there

    • @kennethchou4384
      @kennethchou4384 8 років тому +123

      Some power outlets with a PC.

    • @WarCriminalJim
      @WarCriminalJim 8 років тому +105

      Bury me with access to Steam and a tub that pumps $25 steam cards once a month and my corpse will be fine (for a while)

    • @ishmel11
      @ishmel11 8 років тому +51

      +UlteriorMaple Don't forget the lotion.

    • @kennethchou4384
      @kennethchou4384 8 років тому +7

      +Ishmel Smith and a toilet

    • @ishmel11
      @ishmel11 8 років тому +7

      Kenneth Chou Meh a toilet doesn't matter ;)

  • @hemanthchukku
    @hemanthchukku 7 років тому +975

    Papa would've wanted the WiFi.

  • @MoonPatch
    @MoonPatch 6 років тому +949

    Dying? Too rich for my blood, I think I'll go with painful immortality thanks

    • @anishadgaming
      @anishadgaming 6 років тому +10

      Crimson assassin Death is inevitable. So good luck. ._.

    • @luongmaihunggia
      @luongmaihunggia 6 років тому +28

      Animex - Kun
      Adam: that is what people want you think, scientists have been working on immortality technology for years, there're actually tons of theoretical ideas that might help you live forever and even better, we are pretty close to achieving them.

    • @anishadgaming
      @anishadgaming 6 років тому +4

      redstone craft guy
      Lmao.

    • @sosolis2123
      @sosolis2123 6 років тому +1

      Hi Kenny McCormick

    • @antonymash9586
      @antonymash9586 6 років тому +3

      Even as a transhumanist we have to face the prospect of death; even if its the result of the heat death of the universe in billions upon billions of years time. My solution is to upload my mind into an infinate powerful computor made out of a singularity and live out an infinite amount of subjective time in one final glourious instant.

  • @joshuacarre06
    @joshuacarre06 4 роки тому +315

    First adam ruined her wedding so then
    Emily ruined glasses so in revenge
    Adam ruined the funeral

    • @SmallSpoonBrigade
      @SmallSpoonBrigade 4 роки тому +20

      I noticed when watching this video, that Adam has ruined basically every stage of her life. He ruined the engagement and the wedding and the funeral to name a few.

    • @magical_mousy
      @magical_mousy 2 роки тому +3

      And jail

  • @Edawglemons
    @Edawglemons 8 років тому +187

    I think Hell is just when they put wifi in your coffin but don't give you the password.

    • @GoddoDoggo
      @GoddoDoggo 8 років тому +26

      +Edawglemons At least you have eternity to figure it out. And then you find out it's AOL.

    • @Protanly
      @Protanly 8 років тому +11

      +Edawglemons No. It's when you have wifi but it's so god damned slow that it takes a year to do anything. No wifi > Terrible wifi because at least you don't have to keep trying to do things with no wifi.

    • @JojyAsmir
      @JojyAsmir 8 років тому +6

      +Nicholas Thompson Except you have, quite literally, forever. That's why you run a command to download the entire internet, ignore it for few hundred thousand years, and then use the offline copy that doesn't require the wifi anymore.

    • @rateater420
      @rateater420 8 років тому +4

      Yesterday(yes, yesterday), we went on a field trip and tons of people brought wifi but no one gave me the password :(

    • @ivensonpean8356
      @ivensonpean8356 8 років тому +1

      a coffin with WiFi thats what a vampire need

  • @gog79
    @gog79 8 років тому +189

    I like the Klingon's view of dead bodies. "It is an empty shell, treat it as such".

  • @Rain-Man915
    @Rain-Man915 8 років тому +215

    I remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket...
    "Hey, how far do you think i can kick this bucket?"

  • @quadraticf
    @quadraticf 4 роки тому +550

    if anyone pays 50 bucks ill show up to their funeral in a black suit with a black umbrella no matter the weather, but stand far away so everyone there'll think you had a dark but interesting secret.

    • @IlluminatedPhantom
      @IlluminatedPhantom 3 роки тому +22

      reminds me of the opening from GTA V.

    • @vitanera4032
      @vitanera4032 3 роки тому +10

      There was a meme on internet of this guy that you can pay to:
      100$ be at you funeral
      200$ cry at your funeral
      300$ cry more at your funeral and treat to jump in the grave
      500$ jump in the grave

    • @waffless1389
      @waffless1389 2 роки тому +3

      How about I throw in another $500 to bury him alongside with him/her?

    • @alyshasocie6120
      @alyshasocie6120 2 роки тому +1

      @@waffless1389 😳

    • @krampus6402
      @krampus6402 2 роки тому +3

      @@vitanera4032 $10000 literally revive you

  • @samteinert106
    @samteinert106 6 років тому +918

    To be honest free wifi is great on a coffin so when you drag your kids to the cemetery to see graves of people they've never met like random people their mother new from church in childhood or great uncles or whatever, they have something to do

    • @LisaLee__
      @LisaLee__ 6 років тому +53

      It's important to teach children how to respect those who have passed including people they have never met. They shouldn't be on a tablet or phone. Cmon.

    • @Star-nl5id
      @Star-nl5id 6 років тому +52

      @@LisaLee__ its a joke, stupid

    • @LisaLee__
      @LisaLee__ 6 років тому +16

      @@Star-nl5id definitely don't think it was buddy

    • @verydumbkid4568
      @verydumbkid4568 6 років тому +21

      Luna Wooosh

    • @EpicEric2002
      @EpicEric2002 6 років тому +1

      Lol true

  • @ajs41
    @ajs41 6 років тому +216

    Here in England almost no-one embalms a corpse, and almost no-one has open caskets. We don't usually view the body either before the funeral. (Also we call caskets coffins most of the time).

    • @evanweaver1060
      @evanweaver1060 5 років тому +14

      Andy JS fun fact: caskets are rectangular while coffins are hexagonal or octagonal.
      And do you know why people in England prefer not to embalm? Is it a secular thing or a cost thing? (Asking as a mortuary science student in America. Just curious.)

    • @alexq6404
      @alexq6404 5 років тому +6

      Quite a few are cremated (50% I think) it’s expensive and most people don’t assume it’s the only option (like the US)

    • @MissterX
      @MissterX 2 роки тому +6

      Caskets and coffins are different, a coffin has six sides and is hexagonal, and a casket has four sides and is rectangular. Coffins are more widely used in England vs. caskets in the US.

    • @_Kyprioth_
      @_Kyprioth_ 2 роки тому +7

      Very, very few people in Australia are embalmed or viewed at all after death.
      It is also pretty uncommon to be cremated.

    • @MissterX
      @MissterX 2 роки тому +2

      @@_Kyprioth_ LOL, WHY do people put things in the comments without looking to see if they are true? 69% SIXTY NINE PERCENT of Australia's population is cremated! How is that "pretty uncommon"?

  • @illusion756
    @illusion756 8 років тому +106

    I've questioned this even before I saw this video. Why waste so much money on a coffin they're never going to see or appreciate? My parents ignored me, saying it'd make since when I'm an adult. Welp I'm 24 and it still doesn't make sense, even less now with bills to pay.
    When I die I want to be buried in a patch of dirt and have an apple seed planted above.
    This way if 50-60 years from now if I messed up in life, then in death I can actually be useful.

    • @conflictingpersonalitiesga5075
      @conflictingpersonalitiesga5075 8 років тому +4

      well it won't make any sense whatsoever. your parents are just dumb i guess

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 7 років тому +9

      It won't make any sense, and guess what. When your parents die, who will be stuck with paying the bill for their funeral ? Exactly, YOU !!!
      It sounds like your parents don't want to face their own mortality, which I guess is a pretty difficult thing to do for a vast majority of people.
      Having a lavish funeral is actually an extremely egotistic and individualistic thing to do: you do it so you feel better, not the dead. The dead don't care about their shells, would be a lot more meaningful if you remember them and talk about them.
      Your idea for burial is actually a very nice one. I myself would prefer something along those lines too, or if is not possible, just put me in a simple wood box, naked and hugging a time capsule (for archaeologists of the future), then just put me in the damn ground. I would come back as a zombie and eat your brains kids if you are stupid enough to bankrupt yourselves by giving your daddy a flashy funeral !

    • @greentiger332
      @greentiger332 7 років тому +2

      Apple seeds are actually not good for much. No matter what apple you take it from they only grow an early kind of crab apple, which is only good for making cider. Apples were diversified by taking cuttings from trees, not by planting seeds so the seeds themselves haven't evolved or changed for thousands of years.

    • @haziquwue8258
      @haziquwue8258 7 років тому

      ikr

  • @hugovasquez8222
    @hugovasquez8222 4 роки тому +294

    Well at least this is just a american problem.
    (For example in germany only allows coffins made of wood and the use of chemicals is forbidden as well.)

    • @mozziela
      @mozziela 4 роки тому +33

      If only Germany forbid the usage of chemicals in the 1940's

    • @SmallSpoonBrigade
      @SmallSpoonBrigade 4 роки тому +19

      It's worth noting that in the US there's more options than presented in the video. Cremation is an option in all parts of the US and unless a person is a member of a religion that forbids cremation, that's an option. Here in Washington, we also have the option of having the body composted. It's still not common, but as they build more of the equipment to do it, there's probably going to be a time where rather than scattering ashes, people will be able to use their loved ones as fertilizer.
      For example, my Dad wants to be cremated in a cardboard box. No casket or coffin, no graveyard plot, the main expense being gas at the crematorium.

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 3 роки тому +14

      @@SmallSpoonBrigade "Cremation is an option in all parts of the US”
      Even that is a scam
      for example you are forced to purchase an urn (you cannot take the remains in anything else by law)
      so the funeral home can scam $100-1000 or more bucks from you on that...
      Again they have their ways and or have made laws to ensure that they can scam and or wring as much money as they can from you and or your estate even after you’re dead.

    • @LucTaylor
      @LucTaylor 3 роки тому +4

      @@mckenzie.latham91 Just use a coffee can like in The Big Lebowski!

    • @hugovasquez8222
      @hugovasquez8222 3 роки тому +9

      @@mckenzie.latham91 actually you can just use the cremationcapsule wich usually is hidden inside the urn.
      Looks like a giant black tictac.
      Most ppl just dont like the look without a urn.
      At least thats how Germany handles it but in the other hand you arent allowed to take the ashes with you even if you got a urn.

  • @fetasprite
    @fetasprite 8 років тому +445

    There is a program where you can grow a plant from your ashes.I'm definetely doing that.A beautiful appletree.

    • @leahperkins8617
      @leahperkins8617 8 років тому +1

      What is it called?

    • @mattiasstromberg2324
      @mattiasstromberg2324 8 років тому +5

      Google BioUrn

    • @allen4275
      @allen4275 8 років тому +31

      A HAUNTED beautiful appletree.

    • @hotdogger2163
      @hotdogger2163 8 років тому +26

      What a great way to get inside people!

    • @danieljames1868
      @danieljames1868 8 років тому +23

      I'll be honest, silly and expensive as it might be?
      If I'm cremated, I want my ashes turned into a diamond.
      It's silly, it's expensive, and it's probably spotty, as far as my religion goes, but c'mon.
      Diamond.

  • @Lyoko104
    @Lyoko104 8 років тому +279

    How has Adam not attracted the attention of large corporations

    • @gasawock9347
      @gasawock9347 8 років тому +4

      Probably just ignores them like John oliver

    • @lProN00bl
      @lProN00bl 8 років тому +46

      +Lyoko104 Go back to the first episode where he points out that even knowing how horrible diamond rings are...people still want them. For starters only a small percentage of the population will watch this episode, an even smaller percentage will do anything about this. And in such small numbers, little risk of impact happens.

    • @riadlakhal9109
      @riadlakhal9109 8 років тому +5

      +Richard Schrader Bashing Trump is edgy ? I thought it was only survival instinct ...

    • @riadlakhal9109
      @riadlakhal9109 8 років тому +10

      ***** Or maybe there are some who don't want a ridiculous TV Show personality with no knowledge about diplomacy, foreign politics or institutionalized economics as prez ? Sure he's a billionnaire, but I don't really think a country is run like a beauty pageant.

    • @riadlakhal9109
      @riadlakhal9109 8 років тому +4

      ***** Well not everyone obviously or he wouldn't be spending millions on a campaign since he already won. You seem a little paranoid though, the world isn't black or white. There are only stupid and even more stupid people, it's just a matter of choosing whoever you consider is the less stupid for the job. And I'm sorry but even though I'd give my whole gardening company to Trump for him to manage I wouldn't even consider voting for him as a president, just not the right fit.

  • @theycallmetext
    @theycallmetext 8 років тому +592

    I already knew that Adam, They charge me $1,000 to bury my imaginary friend!

  • @foxtrot4real556
    @foxtrot4real556 4 роки тому +502

    I want to be buried in a cheap pinewood box. The money that would go to a lavish casket is to be spent on prizes such as TVs that will be raffled off and catering from chick Fil a

    • @user-fi4lp7lm8k
      @user-fi4lp7lm8k 4 роки тому +6

      Foxtrot 4 Real there’s no need for a box even

    • @Foxtrotts
      @Foxtrotts 4 роки тому +2

      bruh you arent the real foxtrot

    • @mrpenguin1324
      @mrpenguin1324 4 роки тому +3

      I don’t care what you to my body just don’t have sex with it

    • @enigmaticenigma7808
      @enigmaticenigma7808 4 роки тому

      @@mrpenguin1324 necrophilia :/

    • @ritwikreddy5670
      @ritwikreddy5670 3 роки тому +3

      @@mrpenguin1324 i don't mind that either

  • @deathrawphantasma
    @deathrawphantasma 6 років тому +312

    Funerals are for the living not for the dead.

    • @evanweaver1060
      @evanweaver1060 6 років тому +23

      DeathRaw phantom THANK FUCKING GOD SOMEONE SAID IT
      Literally i work in a funeral home and it’s never about “what would the dead guy want” it’s always “what do we need in order to properly grieve and move on?”

    • @MultiPerla16
      @MultiPerla16 6 років тому +11

      It's said at the beginning of the video too, "This is how people grief". I just points out how unnecessary expensive is

    • @jalonglover4488
      @jalonglover4488 5 років тому

      @@thedoctor401 how should people move on? Most I imagine they'll be alright (myself included) but what about those that it wouldn't be easy to move along?

    • @teezeehayes4155
      @teezeehayes4155 5 років тому +3

      I mean, sure funerals give the living closure and all that. But I don't actually benefit in any way knowing that Nana had a beautiful funeral. Funerals don't help me like other people so it's kinda pointless.

    • @bassam_salim
      @bassam_salim 4 роки тому

      @@evanweaver1060 I think you will be better moving on with the money you saved instead of spending it on a party celebrating the death of someone you love

  • @whamborgini8192
    @whamborgini8192 6 років тому +824

    When I'm dead just throw me in the trash.
    No legit I don't care about funerals

    • @lucasbischoff2268
      @lucasbischoff2268 6 років тому +13

      Frank Reynolds may be unhinged, but every once in a while he accidentally says something insightful

    • @danielwhyatt3278
      @danielwhyatt3278 5 років тому +9

      I’d rather be composted. Much greener.

    • @ediesongbird3163
      @ediesongbird3163 5 років тому +2

      whamborgini plays dumb shit same it's all very impractical

    • @juanmanuelpenaloza9264
      @juanmanuelpenaloza9264 5 років тому +1

      Like Aristotle...nice

    • @pleaseenteranamelol711
      @pleaseenteranamelol711 5 років тому +4

      just throw my corpse into the ocean. the fish need to eat too.

  • @quiroz923
    @quiroz923 8 років тому +194

    I asked to be left to the vultures and they said it was "unsanitary" and "unethical" and other words that start with "un"

    • @Zilten_
      @Zilten_ 8 років тому +125

      Unicycle?

    • @god1246
      @god1246 8 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @ArcaniIgnis
      @ArcaniIgnis 8 років тому +3

      +quiroz923 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower_of_Silence

    • @apocalypseap
      @apocalypseap 8 років тому +10

      +Mr. ROFL I think he meant unicorn. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @poptartdom
      @poptartdom 8 років тому +1

      +quiroz923 tell them to go fuck themselves

  • @michelleobama3013
    @michelleobama3013 4 роки тому +85

    “ They can charge upward to 10 grand”
    My car: Laughs in horn

  • @carmelopearman5721
    @carmelopearman5721 8 років тому +260

    Lmao I got an ad for Adam ruins everything on this

    • @TheBlackSmithGames
      @TheBlackSmithGames 8 років тому +1

      +Denis Lara And don't support your favorite creator's?

    • @PlasticArcadia
      @PlasticArcadia 8 років тому +3

      +ARareOrangeman im pretty sure collegehumor has way bigger revenue sources than just ad sense you know.

    • @aussietrail-rider1492
      @aussietrail-rider1492 8 років тому +2

      Same, lol

    • @LazyPerfectionist
      @LazyPerfectionist 8 років тому +26

      It obviously worked. You watched his video right after.

    • @navacamal36
      @navacamal36 8 років тому

      but not all people who run websites do or have youtube channels

  • @TheFoolishSamurai
    @TheFoolishSamurai 7 років тому +98

    The only thing I'd put in a coffin is a button that alerts authorities that I'm still alive and six feet under.

    • @yuppers1
      @yuppers1 6 років тому +6

      But embalming will make sure you're really dead before burying. I'm counting on it 😂

    • @latimer442
      @latimer442 6 років тому +11

      Well, they used to...(it was a bell with a string)

    • @TheGodfather441
      @TheGodfather441 6 років тому +2

      they drain your blood now a days so no worries there

  • @stevelawrie9115
    @stevelawrie9115 4 роки тому +53

    I'm with you all the way on this one. I have seen someone I loved turned into some kind of effigy of themselves and it is really weird. What's more it doesn't make you feel any better.

  • @michellejacob8154
    @michellejacob8154 4 роки тому +115

    I know how I want to die.
    Me: lying on my deathbed:
    Me: There's 10,000 dollars stached under the-
    *flatlines*

    • @howdidyougethere2889
      @howdidyougethere2889 3 роки тому +14

      Go higher make up a story
      “Back when I was younger I was treasure hunting and we discovered a chest millions of pounds in pure gold!
      But to avoid the taxes on it we hid it
      Go out and find it it’s hidden under the………..”
      Now you been a real annoyance and people think you had a cool past!

    • @anthonymcrooster3703
      @anthonymcrooster3703 3 роки тому +7

      @@howdidyougethere2889 Brilliant! "My dearest beloved, I never told you, but you have a great destiny tied to your fate. There's a secret, that is tied to both your wealth and your bloodline. It's only right for you to hear it now, because I don't have much time. You are meant to be.... *dies* "

  • @Webhedgaming
    @Webhedgaming 7 років тому +114

    I've worked for two different funeral homes picking up bodies and once worked for a removal service. It's fucking sad to say, but funerals are a luxury.

    • @evanweaver1060
      @evanweaver1060 6 років тому +2

      Kevin Hodge not necessarily. You could have an immediate burial. A small get-together with family at the graveside, maybe a service there. That kind of thing would probably cost you less than $1000.

    • @TheSaxAppeal
      @TheSaxAppeal 6 років тому +1

      @@evanweaver1060 Except gravesites themselves usually cost tens of thousands of dollars

  • @Jess-ul5yx
    @Jess-ul5yx 8 років тому +260

    I'm such a pessimist and I LOVE these videos!!

    • @kennjrgensen9021
      @kennjrgensen9021 8 років тому +2

      +Jessica Rene i know, way to ruin pessimism Adam!!

    • @jinchuriki7022
      @jinchuriki7022 8 років тому

      chill

    • @bbqboi182
      @bbqboi182 8 років тому

      Han solo dies

    • @Mercyless4good
      @Mercyless4good 8 років тому +6

      +Jessica Rene Pessimist tend to be dumber than optimists, actual studies done in field of neuroscience, optimism the clear way to go overall and keeping brain in shape.

    • @samblunn4978
      @samblunn4978 8 років тому

      lol I have a friend called Jessica who's also pessimistic x3

  • @ninepillarsofsalt
    @ninepillarsofsalt 8 років тому +998

    933 funeral directors watched this video

    • @Darunia_s
      @Darunia_s 8 років тому +3

      its 934 now.

    • @DragonKirby
      @DragonKirby 8 років тому +1

      937 now

    • @HalfBitCard
      @HalfBitCard 8 років тому

      +Candice Cookies 949*

    • @Darunia_s
      @Darunia_s 8 років тому

      959

    • @BBhammer69
      @BBhammer69 8 років тому +1

      You don't understand how wrong and messed up this video is

  • @ricolord191
    @ricolord191 4 роки тому +312

    Next video: Why life is a ripoff.

    • @dishwaterdaniel8328
      @dishwaterdaniel8328 4 роки тому +13

      Life *is* a rip-off

    • @TheRMartz12
      @TheRMartz12 3 роки тому +7

      Thats just capitalism

    • @maestrulgamer9695
      @maestrulgamer9695 3 роки тому +4

      You only live to produce and spend money for economy!

    • @alpharius3661
      @alpharius3661 3 роки тому +3

      That’s what this whole series is, it’s just that life sucks and is a rip off

    • @th-bt6fn
      @th-bt6fn 3 роки тому +2

      @@alpharius3661 Version 1.0.0 was way better. I remember the times when we freely killed each other. It was fun.

  • @PeyoteIguana
    @PeyoteIguana 8 років тому +93

    When I die, just remove my brain and use it as the CPU of a self driving car.

    • @StuTheDawg
      @StuTheDawg 7 років тому +7

      PeyoteIguana but your a bad driver

    • @austinbertholds3094
      @austinbertholds3094 7 років тому +1

      Brad No, you would be dead, and if he wasn't dead he wouldn't be mentally tortured, he would just have a lot of pain and then death.

    • @goddessmelanisia
      @goddessmelanisia 6 років тому

      The Ship Who Sang by Anne McCaffery?

    • @sma_h_
      @sma_h_ 6 років тому

      but then the car would crash

    • @commiecandidate910
      @commiecandidate910 6 років тому

      Stuart Zandonadi-Hatherley jr - but you don't know grammar.

  • @Randomhurblurblur
    @Randomhurblurblur 8 років тому +145

    Adam ruins funerals sounds like the name for quite the prank series...

    • @djkramit
      @djkramit 7 років тому

      Randomhurblurblur Or a band.

    • @bradirv
      @bradirv 6 років тому

      *social experiment

    • @basicfanboi8596
      @basicfanboi8596 6 років тому

      Bradley Irving yes, very good

    • @bradychan1135
      @bradychan1135 6 років тому

      Adam: Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!
      Widow: Please stop.
      Adam: *Starts hitting the body with his own hand Don't get so salty smh chill

  • @randomassassin3023
    @randomassassin3023 7 років тому +253

    On my death bed I’ll say
    *”Family I left my 1 million under the”*
    Then die leave them to find the money that never existed

    • @grelly_chan8401
      @grelly_chan8401 6 років тому +34

      Random Assassin You're evil 😂

    • @TheRealDanielHero
      @TheRealDanielHero 6 років тому +7

      Lol

    • @evanweaver1060
      @evanweaver1060 6 років тому +15

      Dick.
      ... i love it. Can’t lie.

    • @gericko4931
      @gericko4931 6 років тому +5

      More like "[insert the person you hate the most] pardon me for being a fool, I left my 1 million under the"

    • @michaelalbarn7251
      @michaelalbarn7251 6 років тому +5

      Evan Weaver Did you just say that you love dick?

  • @kimjongun5676
    @kimjongun5676 4 роки тому +155

    Just burry me in a swamp or something so i can turn into oil over time so i can charge people from heaven to use me as fuel

    • @SmallSpoonBrigade
      @SmallSpoonBrigade 4 роки тому +11

      I hate to break it to you, but we've got all the oil we'll ever get. Bacteria evolved in such a way that it won't be a byproduct no matter how many millions of years you wait.
      But, you can be legally composted in some parts of the country, so you could at least be used as fertilizer.

    • @tobbanimations4599
      @tobbanimations4599 4 роки тому +5

      Chris L
      You must be fun at parties

    • @outv3rse
      @outv3rse 3 роки тому +2

      So they gonna use me when I'm dead like they did when I was alive

    • @kinky2526
      @kinky2526 3 роки тому +1

      Hate to break it to you, even if that was possible america would have already sent troops to your burial site

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 3 роки тому +1

      That takes to long. Just have someone chuck you in a hole and grow some plants

  • @markchajev7951
    @markchajev7951 6 років тому +2083

    It is best to have Jedi funeral.

    • @Sanglierification
      @Sanglierification 6 років тому +21

      Mark Chajev wait luke dies in episode 8?

    • @gigoman-hu5hm
      @gigoman-hu5hm 6 років тому +32

      Mark Chajev so essentially a funeral pyre.

    • @mome5493
      @mome5493 6 років тому +17

      Hello there.

    • @somethingbad7157
      @somethingbad7157 6 років тому +7

      Goddamn it you're wrong!
      Federation jettison funerals are the best!!

    • @cherryclyburn4066
      @cherryclyburn4066 6 років тому +8

      Well who has not seen clone wars

  • @MemphisCore
    @MemphisCore 8 років тому +115

    my great grandfather was burned when he died and then we threw the ashes on the coast next to our family's house

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts 8 років тому +103

      ok.

    • @BeyReaper
      @BeyReaper 8 років тому +8

      I want my ashes be launched on a rocket and released into the air.

    • @triton62674
      @triton62674 8 років тому +15

      +CPLCraft Mine to be planted underneath a peach tree. And the peaches eaten.

    • @thestuffman8783
      @thestuffman8783 8 років тому +1

      +The Amazing Pyro why are you called the amazing pyro when your profile picture is clearly the scout?

    • @megaman161
      @megaman161 8 років тому +5

      He's a Spy in actuality?

  • @justawarlord
    @justawarlord 8 років тому +332

    i already decided i'd give my dead body to science / doctor trainees it's free and it could potentially save someone's life
    and i had this mindset for years and i'm now 17
    people are way too sensitive about dead people

    • @synthetic115
      @synthetic115 8 років тому +101

      +Just a WARLORD Dude, you're living on the edge. Don't fall off.

    • @TheMonyarm
      @TheMonyarm 8 років тому +4

      +Just a WARLORD I want to do this too , i just can't figure out the details , whats the legal procedure to do that , how old do you have to be for it to be legal , what do you have to sign ?

    • @justawarlord
      @justawarlord 8 років тому +2

      SirJamesStark hope not it would ruin not only my body
      but also my life

    • @bigreddii589
      @bigreddii589 8 років тому +10

      +SirJamesStark you are a hero I was about to comment something similar. god bless special snowflakes with opinions

    • @JonesCrimson
      @JonesCrimson 8 років тому +13

      +Just a WARLORD I am donating my body to science for a couple of different reasons:
      #1 I have an obscenely large brain. Like, seriously, my family is prone to dysfunction purely due to the sheer size of our brains squeezed into our tiny head cavities. I'm sure it will be useful to some one's research if it ever makes it that far.
      #2 I don't want to be alone when I'm dead, so I hope they store me in the pool with the other corpses. I am only partially joking here.

  • @PureChaos
    @PureChaos Рік тому +8

    I used to work for SCI.. They own Dignity Memorial. I was helpdesk there.. They outsourced tech support and laid us all off, so they could improve the bottom line by about 30K. You can tell if the funeral home and/or flower shop is owned by SCI, just look for the little sprawling tree or trees logo on their sign, or the words "Dignity" or "Dignity Memorial" on anything.

  • @ellesig4708
    @ellesig4708 8 років тому +244

    Welp, donating my body to science now.

    • @cameronanderson314
      @cameronanderson314 8 років тому +13

      Probably more helpful to the world anyway.

    • @ellesig4708
      @ellesig4708 8 років тому +8

      Yeah I totally think it's the best thing to do. Why take up space.

    • @philmccracken6134
      @philmccracken6134 8 років тому +9

      Yeah better to let med school students have fun by throwing your organs in each other's face, how else are they going to find a cure for cancer....

    • @Bagsy84
      @Bagsy84 8 років тому

      cannabis

    • @hankreardenfan1019
      @hankreardenfan1019 8 років тому +1

      Maybe I should do that.

  • @xeixi3789
    @xeixi3789 6 років тому +258

    Next, Adam ruins breathing

    • @dr.ugly.376
      @dr.ugly.376 6 років тому +2

      Fireb0ar07 definitely have not heard that one before

    • @somamyan247
      @somamyan247 5 років тому +1

      If he does that, you're dead by now.

    • @Aulumos42
      @Aulumos42 5 років тому +15

      In truth, by breathing we are oxidizing aka burning most of our cells. By doing so, we need more cells, and by making more cells we hurt the chromosomes bit by bit until you start to get weaker and die. So oxygen kills you, give or take 60 to 90 years.

    • @vaamananwijendra7060
      @vaamananwijendra7060 5 років тому +2

      David Zammit
      Holy crap. Chill.

    • @GurpreetSingh-es1cn
      @GurpreetSingh-es1cn 5 років тому

      @@Aulumos42 🤣🤣🤣 good one

  • @jessi2077
    @jessi2077 7 років тому +24

    When my grandma died it was surprisingly a great comfort to be able to view her as she was one last time. She was all dolled up and posed like she was sleeping. Granted, she always slept with her mouth wide open and snoring. But it was comforting to see her not on her deathbed and obviously dead. That's when i changed my mind about funerals. They're for relatives, not the dead themselves

    • @_Sloppyham
      @_Sloppyham Рік тому

      Exactly, the prices are still bad though

    • @Zzyzzyzzs
      @Zzyzzyzzs Рік тому

      As true as that is, the fundamental thought process behind that brings issues. After all, it really _should_ be about the dead person, not everyone else. When you start trying to please everybody, that's when you're left open to family politics, plus obliging you and others to put aside money to make some grand event that'll satisfy everyone. It's bad enough that's exactly what we already do with weddings, to have to do it with funerals too just seems excessive. Plus if it's not even what you want, because you don't think it reflects your personality or your values, you will live and die knowing even your final act of trying to please people makes you unhappy. The way I think of it, any relatives I like enough to want to have at my funeral will know a typical funeral is not my thing and they'd respect that.

    • @heckingbamboozled8097
      @heckingbamboozled8097 10 місяців тому

      Which they literally address with the refrigeration bit. Imagine going 10s of thousands of dollars in debt so that your loved one's corpse can be absolutely desecrated then dolled up. It's only "for the families" if they're ignorant to how the process works and don't know that there are cheaper alternatives to do the exact same thing.

    • @mulletsquirrel
      @mulletsquirrel 9 місяців тому

      I take it you weren't the one paying for the funeral...

  • @fangchick93
    @fangchick93 5 років тому +86

    We cremated my mom. She wanted it, because she didn’t want bugs to crawl through her body. My great grandparents were both cremated too

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 3 роки тому +5

      Did you know that cremation often does involve embalming...they do it that so you can have an open casket for the funeral before the cremation
      direct cremation is where they don’t do that,
      it’s also the most cost effective

    • @itismethatguy
      @itismethatguy 3 роки тому +1

      Seriously good thing we dont do that here

    • @MissterX
      @MissterX 2 роки тому

      So instead she was put in a plastic bag, placed in a cardboard box and burned under a 1,800 degree flame. Then she cooled down and was swept into a large metal tray. From there she had a huge magnet smashed all over her chunks of bone (it does not turn into "ash" by just burning) to make sure all metal that was possibly in her body was removed. From there she was dumped into a machine that resembled a huge soup stock pot that had large, sharp blades lining the bottom. The lid was put on and a button was pressed and Grandmas large bone fragments were then pulverized, blended up like ice cream, chocolate syrup and milk in a blender at your local Dairy Queen. This was done because when Grandma was under that 1,800 degree flame for two to three hours she didn't just automatically turn into ash, the big blender just ground her up to look like she did. From there the Crementionist dumped Grandma through a funnel and into a plastic bag that was inside a plastic box. While this transfer was happening the Cremationist most likely was not wearing a respirator or a mask and some of your Grandma went up his nose. It's ok, I bet he blew her out and either flushed her down the toilet or tossed her in the trash at the end of his shift.

    • @MissterX
      @MissterX 2 роки тому

      @@mckenzie.latham91 There is no requirement that a body needs to be embalmed to be viewed, consumers need to educate themselves more.

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 2 роки тому +1

      @@MissterX "There is no requirement that a body needs to be embalmed to be viewed,”
      I never said it was
      i believe i said
      "they do it that so you can have an open casket for the funeral before the cremation”
      i never aid it was a requirement, and instead implied it’s a custom or something they do and why
      but i could have been a bit more tact in making that clear.

  • @EnigmaStudioHD
    @EnigmaStudioHD 8 років тому +332

    Thought this since I was 10.

    • @finleycastello6512
      @finleycastello6512 8 років тому +1

      Enigma same

    • @mikuramsay
      @mikuramsay 8 років тому

      Enigma same

    • @xIronMikex
      @xIronMikex 7 років тому

      same

    • @redpilled3569
      @redpilled3569 6 років тому

      I with you on this one. They are a ripoff

    • @WillowoTheWisp
      @WillowoTheWisp 6 років тому +1

      Enigma I always thought it was dumb. You pay thousands of dollars for a casket people will see for a few hours at most, and then it's shoved under ground forever. I'd rather buy a cheap raft and have a Viking funeral tbh

  • @ztrommel
    @ztrommel 6 років тому +239

    Where's Caitlin Doughty?? Ask a Mortician mentioned ALL these exact points in her videos!!!!

    • @1000soundguy
      @1000soundguy 6 років тому

      Somewhere else. Where she belongs... Can't stand her.

    • @theghostofchristmaspast293
      @theghostofchristmaspast293 6 років тому +20

      I started watching this video and the first thing that came to my mind was Ask a mortician.

    • @lillyklohr89
      @lillyklohr89 6 років тому +12

      When they do the little "Just Ask [insert name here]" I really thought she'd come up on the screen

    • @ztrommel
      @ztrommel 6 років тому

      Jackie Kennedy Admirer I knowww

    • @Abbiekakez
      @Abbiekakez 6 років тому +1

      kitten lover723 omg she’s the bestttt

  • @Annadog40
    @Annadog40 8 років тому +91

    And human taxidermy is illegal yet this is legal

    • @FLUFFMANDUFF
      @FLUFFMANDUFF 8 років тому +5

      holy shit good point

    • @--SINGED
      @--SINGED 8 років тому +1

      I'm concerned by your profile picture.

    • @alexisgeovann
      @alexisgeovann 8 років тому

      +wow guy im scared whats that luario doing

    • @princessbloomofdomino950
      @princessbloomofdomino950 8 років тому

      Vsauce got a video on that

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute 8 років тому

      I think this more or less *IS* human taxidermy...

  • @JARV9701
    @JARV9701 3 роки тому +37

    The first time I went to a funeral was my grandpa (tata), everyone cried in the room where his body was, but just outside everyone was joking and pretty much being a party without music. The funerals besides us asked us to lower the volume... It didn't happen.

  • @arturodejesuscruzcasab9502
    @arturodejesuscruzcasab9502 8 років тому +416

    I want a Jedi funeral, that's it.

    • @technicaldeathmetalhead
      @technicaldeathmetalhead 8 років тому +18

      Like what Obi Wan did to Anakin? Ba doom tss!

    • @arturodejesuscruzcasab9502
      @arturodejesuscruzcasab9502 8 років тому +10

      Yabba Dabba-Doo No, what Luke did to Vader.

    • @maxtheleopard
      @maxtheleopard 8 років тому +35

      I want my ashes to be tossed in the face of Donald trump ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @technicaldeathmetalhead
      @technicaldeathmetalhead 8 років тому

      lol

    • @carultch
      @carultch 8 років тому +16

      +Arturo Casab
      You mean you want your own son to pull your life support mask off your face so you can look him in the eye for a brief second before you die?

  • @BroadwayRonMexico
    @BroadwayRonMexico 8 років тому +61

    When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash

    • @donnabuschmann7244
      @donnabuschmann7244 7 років тому +6

      Broadway JR don't invade my home

    • @goddessmelanisia
      @goddessmelanisia 6 років тому +1

      My late husband used to say "Just put my hat on my head and stand me out with the rest of the trash".

    • @basicfanboi8596
      @basicfanboi8596 6 років тому +1

      Well, you can't be thrown in the trash If you already are trash. I'm referring to myself

  • @christopherdavis5014
    @christopherdavis5014 8 років тому +785

    Use my body to grow weed.

  • @sign543
    @sign543 4 роки тому +20

    This is THE BEST “Adam Ruins Everything”...it says what I’ve said practically my entire life. I didn’t know all of these facts, but the entire funeral process has always seemed so needlessly maudlin, gruesome, goofy, and melodramatic. And the funeral home makes BANK. When you die, they instantly make $10-20 THOUSAND dollars. And YOU helped them get rich. It’s STUPID AF.

    • @sterlingodeaghaidh5086
      @sterlingodeaghaidh5086 4 роки тому

      Hate to rain on your parade here, but that is grossly overdramatic. As someone who works in the industry its sad that this happens as is, it puts honest people in a bad light and ruins someone's livelihood in the process. I just want to clarify some of what you said.
      1: The funeral process is only needlessly overdrawn because you let it, any self-respecting firm will let you do things your way, but there are laws we have to work around too so be conscious of that.
      2: We do not "make bank", while 40K a year is the average, after taxes and expenses its not that much. Items are high because we get charged high, we have to pay our bills and also fees and taxes you'll never have to deal with because of us.
      I am sorry that you have had bad experiences but to say we are all one way like they are really is insulting a whole industry because 14% of them are bad, and on that note that's 14% out of 100% that's basically a fly in a 5-gallon bucket. I don't mean disrespect but its hard to not say something when you get this every day and it's your job.

    • @sign543
      @sign543 4 роки тому

      Sterling O'Deaghaidh - My family OWNS a funeral home in our hometown and we’ve been doing it for over 60 years. I know exactly what the process is, and it’s a complete sham. Most things are. It’s a BILLION DOLLAR industry. It is built solely on capitalizing on people’s grief...and guilts them into purchasing thousands of dollars in “frills” that are entirely unnecessary and superfluous. Almost none of what they do is necessary. Of course this is our culture and we’ll never stop doing it, and I damn well know that it’s jobs for thousands of people...but I’m not going to sit here and pretend it’s something that it isn’t. If we shut down fake psychics, we are also putting thousands of people out of work...and while I don’t think we should just shut everything down, I will still call it as I know it is. Your feelings do not change facts.

    • @sterlingodeaghaidh5086
      @sterlingodeaghaidh5086 4 роки тому

      sign543 just because that is how it is where you live doesn’t mean that’s the same all throughout. Where I live you’d be ran out of town if you did any of those tactics

    • @sign543
      @sign543 4 роки тому +2

      Sterling O'Deaghaidh - Uh huh. A funeral home is a FOR PROFIT business, and it’s big money. It’s no better than selling used cars. Sure, people need them, but they are designed to pile on crap that’s not necessary, has a mark-up of 300-500%, and if you deny this, you’re a liar...charge for the most ridiculous “services”. The average cost of a funeral is $7-9,000. All to stick a friggin dead body in the ground. Most people are too grieved and naive to understand how the whole sham works, and they railroad all of this on you while you are freshly grieving, because that’s when you’re most vulnerable and less likely to say no. They teach seminars on this kind of thing...and if you are in the business YOU KNOW this. There is an entire industry that’s dedicated JUST TO teaching you how to get the most money from a grieving family. And YOU KNOW it. I know this because my father taught this stuff to me, since I was just a teenager. He used to sit and tell friends about it. My father worked with my uncle while he was in college, and he can tell you how it works, and our family’s funeral business is the largest in the closest two counties. My great uncle started and owned it before he died (and left it to his kids), and my father used to tell me how all of the language they use is designed to part loved ones with money. They TEACH you exactly how to word phrases, how to use inflection, what to show first, second, what not to ever say, and how to use phrasing to get a YES answer, instead of a NO. And if you are in the business...you know all of this is TRUE as gravity. Stop pretending.

    • @sterlingodeaghaidh5086
      @sterlingodeaghaidh5086 4 роки тому

      sign543 dude, I don’t care how you run your business. The way I run things I charge a base charge for services then they buy what they want. I don’t do packages that’s why I’m saying not all firms are that way, I charge no more than it costs for me to make a living and that’s it. Out here where I live SCI tried to do that shit and it planned out badly for them they closed their firms faster than it took them to buy em.
      I am not denying what you say but I’m saying to call the WHOLE industry that is to lie in it’s self, not everyone is dishonest.

  • @Exarian
    @Exarian 8 років тому +23

    I do computer repair and tech support. One of my clients was a very old retired funeral director who spent his time doing pro bono work for traditional jewish funerals.
    The reason he still does them even though he was retired? Every funeral home in my area refused, REFUSED, to perform a traditional jewish funeral because they're considered unprofitable. Traditional jewish funerals require the body to not be embalmed, to be buried very quickly (especially if it was almost saturday) and that the burial and funeral itself was a fairly simple affair, usually involving a simple pine box.
    Since every home "required" embalming, and they involved a lengthy "consultation" (sales pitch), it meant they refused to do business with clients seeking a traditional jewish burial.

    • @jflanagan9696
      @jflanagan9696 8 років тому +3

      I work in the funeral industry, and Jewish burials are very profitable to the funeral homes that do them. I interact with several such places almost daily, and I hear no complaints about the profit margins.
      That pine box may have only cost $70 to make, but the funeral home certainly isn't selling it for that much. They may not embalm, but their funerals (and the planning that goes into it, from digging the hole, to the ceremony in the Temple, to the graveside service) are executed within hours of the plans being made. (Most Jewish burials are required to happen within 24 hours of the person's death, according to the Torah.)
      The families aren't just paying for a burial ceremony, they're paying for convenience.

    • @l.tc.5032
      @l.tc.5032 8 років тому

      I've been to Jewish funerals my grandparents to be specific. They were buried in basically plain wooden boxes about a day after they died (they were old WWII was their heyday so they lived long lives.) and I have to say that's they way I want to be buried or not even in a coffin if it's possible.

  • @steveverdugo8106
    @steveverdugo8106 6 років тому +47

    My father is a mortician and i found it hilarious when my dad saw the part with the SCI my dad said "yep, that is who owns our funeral home" and he showed me the SCI symbol on the top right of his paper work. He thought the video was accurate and funny.

  • @ThatsWhatSheSaid-420
    @ThatsWhatSheSaid-420 8 років тому +34

    My dad said to buy him the cheapest coffin possible or else he'd haunt me, lol.

  • @vrondii
    @vrondii 4 роки тому +19

    As a funeral service student.... Yep!!! All very true and horribly upsetting.

    • @mulletsquirrel
      @mulletsquirrel 9 місяців тому

      Not horrible enough to not be in that industry though lol

  • @salahu-dinhussein195
    @salahu-dinhussein195 8 років тому +54

    Doesn't expensive funerals cause thieves to steal caskets

    • @draconianwolf6390
      @draconianwolf6390 6 років тому

      Salahu-Din Hajir normally but some cement coffins shut

  • @elliebarnhart2043
    @elliebarnhart2043 8 років тому +29

    I want to be buried in aa casket, not a super nice one, just a simple wooden box. And i want everyone at my funeral to be wearing bright pink. Guys, girls, old people, children.. everyone wearing Bright pink.

  • @teddybloxkin
    @teddybloxkin 4 роки тому +40

    "I know I'm literally dying but you are the worst part of my day" he'll annoy you in heaven too

  • @Logan-kn3gt
    @Logan-kn3gt 8 років тому +18

    "and it comes with free wifi" I LOST MY SHIT THERE XDXDXD

  • @jackleg2007
    @jackleg2007 7 років тому +4

    I worked for SCI back in the mid 90's selling cemetery property. One of the things we offered with sales presentation was a funeral planner to each possible client. So you could make those decisions ahead of time.

  • @thobiem
    @thobiem 7 років тому +16

    My father used to tell everyone how he wanted to be cremated if he ever died, it's almost like he knew other members of our family and church wanted to put up a fuss over him not being buried like everyone else. My mom managed to save a ton that might have gone to a casket.

  • @biggestnerdalive8476
    @biggestnerdalive8476 Рік тому +2

    When my grandpa passed away instead of having a funeral we had a “celebration of life” which was just a little party we had at our grandma’s house in which we talked about him

  • @neoman289151
    @neoman289151 8 років тому +172

    As someone who is scared shitless of the inevitability of death, this episode fucked me right up.
    Fuck you Collegehumor, you promised me a Christmas episode ;_;

    • @YHLGguitargeek
      @YHLGguitargeek 8 років тому +64

      +Victor Viridian Don't let it scare you buddy. Being I imagine that the billions of years you'll spend being dead is going to feel very similar to the billions of years you spent not having been born yet. Those weren't so bad were they?

    • @lProN00bl
      @lProN00bl 8 років тому +4

      +Zach Miles Depending on your view non-existence isn't even the worst thing to fear for from death since we have no idea what happens after death or doesn't. It's the unknown.

    • @FernandoTorrera
      @FernandoTorrera 8 років тому +1

      I have been reading that memories can be passed down genetically, which I guess where instinct comes from. So in an abstract way reincarnation exists. Which is why to deal with mortality you should have kids lol

    • @neoman289151
      @neoman289151 8 років тому +17

      Zach Miles God I hate it when people say this.
      When I say I fear death, I mean I fear DEATH, not the black void of nothingness or whatever, I fear the actual act of dying. The fact that my life is going to end is what scares me.
      I like living, dammit.

    • @HaiRune
      @HaiRune 8 років тому +4

      +RS Omniscient Yeah it's human instincts to be afraid of death.

  • @kingchicken8232
    @kingchicken8232 4 роки тому +22

    “It doesn’t matter that it’s weird because it’s perfectly safe”

  • @lel0uchvibritannia981
    @lel0uchvibritannia981 5 років тому +33

    When we talked about funerals, my step dad told me not to give him one when he dies. His words were “Just cremate me, and mix my ashes with marijuana.” His plan was that to give everyone, who comes to mourn, marijuana, and smoke together, and then tell them what/who they were smoking.
    I knew he was just joking on that, but I agree with cremation. We’re losing a lot of space, and I believe cemeteries are taking a lot of space.

  • @Scarshadow666
    @Scarshadow666 4 місяці тому +2

    Videos like this are why I'm thankful for channels like Ask a Mortician exist (which I recommend people check out, there's a lot of great info and tips on there)!
    Also interesting fact about embalming: it got it's popularity in the US back when the Civil War ended to help carry the fallen back to their families and homelands without decomposing, and it was also popularized by Abraham Lincoln (who was embalmed before going on a long funeral procession after his assassination). In other countries there's most likely different reasons for embalming, but for the more modern popularity of embalming in the US, it's more relatively recent, by just one century or so.

  • @DissidentClipper
    @DissidentClipper 8 років тому +127

    Funerals are a rip. Why on earth would I go to your funeral if your not going to attend mine????

  • @keb7066
    @keb7066 8 років тому +95

    Bro when i die just like send my shit up to space instead of buying like a funeral or whatever

    • @cristianmadrazo7695
      @cristianmadrazo7695 8 років тому +28

      +quillife
      You are not worth the money it would take to do that.

    • @keb7066
      @keb7066 8 років тому +38

      nah man just smuggle my corpse onto a nasa rocket

    • @Aoderic
      @Aoderic 8 років тому +10

      +quillife We could convert most of your body mass into hydrogen fuel for the rocket.

    • @GINSHINKZLs
      @GINSHINKZLs 8 років тому +2

      +TheCorruptedWolf ahhahaahahaahah you're so funny

    • @Banniisan
      @Banniisan 8 років тому

      +quillife The thing is... There's a funeral service for that. You can even have you ashes orbiting the Earth. Google it.

  • @Zuse246899
    @Zuse246899 4 роки тому +39

    *Me about to go to a funeral*
    "Yea this seems like a good thing to watch"

  • @opanainmyveins
    @opanainmyveins 4 роки тому +13

    "When im dead just throw me in the trash"- A great man

  • @saria6742
    @saria6742 7 років тому +215

    I like the point trying to be made, but it's not quite as black-and-white. As someone who works in funeral service and is currently studying to be a licensed mortician, the majority of funeral directors aren't trying to be malicious money-drainers. Things are expensive for the consumer because they're expensive for the funeral home. Caskets are expensive, the machinery for embalming and cremation is expensive, the salaries for the directors, assistants, students, attendants, and other employees gets expensive. There's a lot of emotional labor in these jobs, and a good funeral home won't be giving any of those people just minimum wage.
    You need caskets to be buried in almost any cemetery, and it's a legal issue to be buried in other spaces. The funeral home also handles a lot of the background work with the government, the cemetery, the venue, etc. Directors and students also have to be on call and ready 24/7 to go out for a removal (picking up a body) and any preparation needed (embalming, direct cremation, etc.). No holidays.
    A body before any embalming and prep looks, and smells, very different from a body that one would see in a casket at a visitation. Death doesn't look like sleep. There's a lot of discoloration, leakage from all orifices, and the face needs a lot of restorative work. We try to be as respectful as possible, but some things just need to be done. Even without the embalming itself.
    Bodies cannot just sit in the cooler forever. Decisions need to be made quickly, paperwork needs to be done, and there's a lot of work between a death and the final resting place. It's not easy, and we try our best to streamline the process as much as possible for the family. We really do care, and a lot of places try to keep the expenses low, but there's only so much a funeral home can do. A lot of it is out of our hands.
    TL;DR-- Are funerals expensive and stressful for the family of the deceased? Yes. But it's not necessarily the funeral home's fault, either.

    • @sandraswift7280
      @sandraswift7280 6 років тому +11

      Well said.

    • @alishawilliams7423
      @alishawilliams7423 6 років тому +12

      Yes but if you are not having an open casket you dont need to worry so much about restorative work. I imagine leaking could be an issue though.

    • @tarananajaika
      @tarananajaika 6 років тому +16

      Bodies just don't immediately start to smell and decompose. You can leave them in your house to say good-bye for a day or two and then put them in a cheaper casket.

    • @sunnysweet4183
      @sunnysweet4183 6 років тому +18

      Not your fault individually that things are the way they are. It’s the industry’s fault lol

    • @1000soundguy
      @1000soundguy 6 років тому +5

      As a mortuary student and someone who works in the business, thank you very much for this comment.

  • @rubyfox5706
    @rubyfox5706 5 років тому +21

    I come from a cheap family so I think I’ll stick with:
    Cheap casket
    Fake flowers
    Closed casket with a picture on top
    Basically stuff for a funeral that isn’t to expensive

    • @MissterX
      @MissterX 2 роки тому

      Embalming is not necessary for an open casket, that part of the video is simply not true. So, go for it!

    • @Schattenhall
      @Schattenhall 2 роки тому

      ​@@MissterX What? What are you talking about?

    • @MissterX
      @MissterX 2 роки тому

      @@Schattenhall I've been in the business for ten years, laws vary state to state. Embalming is not necessary or required in the state I live in. What are YOU taking about??

  • @theinternetisaddictive172
    @theinternetisaddictive172 2 роки тому +4

    I was very eager to watch this video when it popped up in my recommended. My grandma was so stressed from the amount of money she spent on my grandfathers funeral and how little it left her with, that she even broke down in the car and told us that the main reason she was so stressed was the financial burdens. (Of course she was devastated by her husbands death, but she was left with pretty much nothing afterwards as well, so you can’t blame her.) I’m just glad that the show addressed this issue.

  • @brokenteletooby106
    @brokenteletooby106 4 роки тому +19

    When adam went "BROBORORBRORBRORBROR"
    I was *DONE* 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @andrewl8525
    @andrewl8525 8 років тому +33

    thinking about death makes me sad, but we all die some day so may as well live a good life.

    • @cristianmadrazo7695
      @cristianmadrazo7695 8 років тому +1

      +Andrew Lindell
      Deez nuts

    • @cristianmadrazo7695
      @cristianmadrazo7695 8 років тому

      *****
      Gay

    • @cristianmadrazo7695
      @cristianmadrazo7695 8 років тому +1

      ***** You're welcome. I'm glad we could reach an agreement.

    • @tomaspeverell
      @tomaspeverell 8 років тому +3

      +Andrew L Entirety of existentialist philosophy summed up in a sentence. Kierkegaard would be proud.

    • @ac11dc110
      @ac11dc110 8 років тому

      +Andrew L make sure not to die and you are worshipping other than Allah

  • @plasmadestroyero2771
    @plasmadestroyero2771 3 роки тому +11

    props to that actor playing the dead guy for being so unresponsive to Adam's shenanigans

    • @souljynx
      @souljynx 2 роки тому

      He died for the video! Such dedication

  • @schmurble2254
    @schmurble2254 8 років тому +179

    I threw up a little in my mouth when I heard what the embalming process. Just burn my corpse and, like, throw the ashes everywhere or something.

    • @justinjustin7224
      @justinjustin7224 8 років тому +48

      "Throw the ashes everywhere" I got you, some in the toilet, some in your enemies' faces, and a bit in the pope's hat. Anywhere else?

    • @justinjustin7224
      @justinjustin7224 8 років тому +13

      Ra-Nd -Om
      Before or after the cyanide capsule?

    • @schmurble2254
      @schmurble2254 8 років тому +13

      Justin Jones Before, please.

    • @ksoundkaiju9256
      @ksoundkaiju9256 8 років тому

      +Justin Jones Kim Kardashian's butt?

    • @schmurble2254
      @schmurble2254 8 років тому +11

      Even I have standards m8.KSound Kaiju

  • @moon5497
    @moon5497 4 роки тому +68

    I love Islam's take on funerals
    We literally just gather pray wash the body and wrap it in a white cloth as big as a bed sheet and just bury it into the ground
    The most expensive thing if you wanna go all out is food, money for the shekhs and probably equipment and car

  • @fluffybunnylyrics
    @fluffybunnylyrics 8 років тому +30

    went and signed up to be an organ donor after I found out what happens during the embalming process from this video

    • @_Ruhm_
      @_Ruhm_ 6 років тому

      X K I heard ( I don't have 100 percent proof on this) that if you're in a fatal accident, doctors are more likely to let you die to preserve your organs then to try and keep you alive

    • @TheScrydale
      @TheScrydale 6 років тому

      Just let your family know your wishes. Then if you are in an accident there is more likely more effort to save you. heaven forbid something happens and the can't save you your family can donate your organs.

  • @bigun89
    @bigun89 8 років тому +15

    Donate your body to science, send the ashes back in an urn. It's completely free and you can advance medical science. Win win.

    • @Swordofswordom
      @Swordofswordom 8 років тому

      Really? Heh, that's kind of like getting cremated for free (Albeit having some people poking at your dead body some). x)

    • @cristianmadrazo7695
      @cristianmadrazo7695 8 років тому +1

      +Swordofswordom
      Necrophiliacs know a little something about poking at dead bodies. *wink *wink

    • @Clearanceman2
      @Clearanceman2 8 років тому

      +bigun89 If they'll take you. This is my plan. But they don't always take everyone.

  • @morsch2028
    @morsch2028 5 років тому +43

    "Touching the dead is perfectly save"
    "Hmm, well then this guy who had the plague several minutes ago is probably save to touch then" -Random Peasant in 1350

    • @michaelzurilla7639
      @michaelzurilla7639 4 роки тому

      I hate everyone equally save?

    • @SmallSpoonBrigade
      @SmallSpoonBrigade 4 роки тому

      I don't think they put bodies on display if they died from an infectious disease that could be transmitted.
      That being said, I thought the reason not to touch the body was that it's not respectful.

  • @Sabbalab92
    @Sabbalab92 2 роки тому +1

    My mom died last december. Her funeral cost over $13,000. The burial site had to have a waterproof concrete vault that was made mandatory by the government, even though the casket was already waterproof. That alone was a grand.
    Why are funerals not subsidized?

    • @kuromatsu1539
      @kuromatsu1539 2 роки тому

      Firstly, Sorry for your loss.
      And secondly yes I don't get it either. You could think government could help people with the costs of funerals.

  • @itsjustmeofficial
    @itsjustmeofficial 6 років тому +185

    I love Adam ruins everything

    • @collinramsey3935
      @collinramsey3935 5 років тому

      The show may ruin your Tuesday, but the rest of the week should be fine.

    • @boonie9448
      @boonie9448 5 років тому +1

      well i hate him my grandma died and this this is why i hate adam

    • @athenalillylove3952
      @athenalillylove3952 5 років тому

      Meet to which is your favorite episode.

  • @hemanthchukku
    @hemanthchukku 5 років тому +11

    It's such a evil way he says "I'm so sorry for your loss."

  • @augustovasconcellos7173
    @augustovasconcellos7173 8 років тому +25

    Actually, being buried with ten thousand in cash sounds kinda cool.

    • @abdelahns8949
      @abdelahns8949 6 років тому +1

      Augusto Vasconcellos no, being burried with cash or burried with a bunch of shit are the same thing for you when you die. actually burried with 10k will make people ruin your grave to get that cash

    • @yakarotsennin3115
      @yakarotsennin3115 6 років тому

      Going out like the Eygptians, huh?

  • @krampus6402
    @krampus6402 2 роки тому +2

    What type of entity is Adam. Even if you pass on, he is still omni present

  • @Then00bhunt3r
    @Then00bhunt3r 8 років тому +18

    Next episode: Adam Ruins Collegehumor.