My boyfriend applies pearl cream to my face every night with his special applicator. My friends ask what my secret is, but I just laugh and smile and say, "It's love that makes me glow..."
Pearl cream needs to come back on the market it works really really good it works in 3 days no joke I used it almost 30 years ago I just pray to God that this stuff comes back out because I love it
I bought a sequine suit from a pearly queen... and see could drink more wine than I've ever seen... she hard the gypsy blood flowing to her feet... and when the time was right she said that I would meet my destiny.
None of the Uyghers living abroad seem to care, why should anyone else? I haven't heard Eminem make a peep, nor have I heard Vanilla Ice, Macklemore, Mark Wahlberg, Donnie Wahlberg, Justin Bieber, John Cena or even Channing Tatum express support for their fellow uyghurs. Shameful, their silence is.
@@HDsharp No, it isn't. Those people are enduring nothing short of a human rights violation. But a sense of humor would do your blood pressure some good- whereas yelling at someone through a keyboard just isn't going to. Are you genuinely invested in the subject at hand, or do you just want people to believe you are? A fair amount of self-righteousness can be assumed by your remark- yet you put no effort into your response. If I am to believe that you are 100% behind the cause of the Uygher people, then why are you here, commenting on a youtube video, and not somewhere- ANYWHERE in Asia, helping with their plight? The mind reels. madhusudan's comment seemed to be in response to the uploaders original gauntlet-throw of "Write your own pearl cream facial jokes you filthy perverts", but you seem to have missed that possibility. Again, get yourself a sense of humor- and with it will come the ability to see a joke, for what it is, versus something that UNESCO should be concerned with. Good day to you, sir- presumed owner of a high-definition television, manufactured by the good people of Sharp. They used to make mechanical pencils; hence the name. The more you know!
My boyfriend applies pearl cream to my face every night with his special applicator. My friends ask what my secret is, but I just laugh and smile and say, "It's love that makes me glow..."
Your story is hard to swallow.
@@benjaminbarrera214 OMG! THAT'S DEEEEEEELISHESSSS! HAHAH!
Oh lawd, that got me moving in my nether regions.
Ahhh the late night infomercials
Pearl cream needs to come back on the market it works really really good it works in 3 days no joke I used it almost 30 years ago I just pray to God that this stuff comes back out because I love it
MM BB I had no idea it actually worked. I just searched it out because the ad used to make giggle when I was a kid 😝
If it worked so good, why did they take it off the market?
I can't tell if this is a joke or not.
All-time classic.
I bought a sequine suit from a pearly queen... and see could drink more wine than I've ever seen... she hard the gypsy blood flowing to her feet... and when the time was right she said that I would meet my destiny.
This infomercial was written by no other than Gary Halbert I believe (only the best copywriter ever...).
If it's made of genuine precious pearls, how can tbey charge so little for it?
It's probably just a little bit of pearl, and mostly other stuff. Also $20 back then was a bit harder to let go of for such a tiny jar.
Farm raised pearls 😅
This was my young life.
Classic!
The announcer sounds like Lawrence Dobkin.
My ex-wife used this stuff for 3 months and it caused her woman parts to dry up. Thanks.
Oh, dear.
That's a crusty conclusion.
I love applying pearl cream on my chest, which gives me the sensation of a pretty pearl necklace often seen on Pornhub!
Pretty sure you put it on your face, not your hoo-ha
I'm almost positive one of the other Pearl Cream commercials said it had "real Chinese faux pearls" in it, lol.
Secret: It's actually made from the ground up teeth of Uyghur political prisoners.
get a fucking life you loser.
None of the Uyghers living abroad seem to care, why should anyone else? I haven't heard Eminem make a peep, nor have I heard Vanilla Ice, Macklemore, Mark Wahlberg, Donnie Wahlberg, Justin Bieber, John Cena or even Channing Tatum express support for their fellow uyghurs. Shameful, their silence is.
@@HDsharp just right after you get a sense of humor
@@hewlett-packardlovecraft2297 this is no fucking joke!
@@HDsharp No, it isn't. Those people are enduring nothing short of a human rights violation. But a sense of humor would do your blood pressure some good- whereas yelling at someone through a keyboard just isn't going to. Are you genuinely invested in the subject at hand, or do you just want people to believe you are? A fair amount of self-righteousness can be assumed by your remark- yet you put no effort into your response. If I am to believe that you are 100% behind the cause of the Uygher people, then why are you here, commenting on a youtube video, and not somewhere- ANYWHERE in Asia, helping with their plight? The mind reels. madhusudan's comment seemed to be in response to the uploaders original gauntlet-throw of "Write your own pearl cream facial jokes you filthy perverts", but you seem to have missed that possibility.
Again, get yourself a sense of humor- and with it will come the ability to see a joke, for what it is, versus something that UNESCO should be concerned with. Good day to you, sir- presumed owner of a high-definition television, manufactured by the good people of Sharp. They used to make mechanical pencils; hence the name. The more you know!
I only used water and soap to wash my face. People complimented me haven’t aged.
Jesus, this is cringy af now to watch.