Pearl Cream Facial Commercial with Nancy Kwan 1980's

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  • Опубліковано 14 гру 2016
  • Write your own pearl cream facial jokes you filthy perverts.
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  • @venancefortunat
    @venancefortunat 4 роки тому +30

    My boyfriend applies pearl cream to my face every night with his special applicator. My friends ask what my secret is, but I just laugh and smile and say, "It's love that makes me glow..."

    • @benjaminbarrera214
      @benjaminbarrera214 4 роки тому +10

      Your story is hard to swallow.

    • @brenttroydavid5355
      @brenttroydavid5355 2 роки тому +1

      @@benjaminbarrera214 OMG! THAT'S DEEEEEEELISHESSSS! HAHAH!

    • @olben1095
      @olben1095 Рік тому

      Oh lawd, that got me moving in my nether regions.

  • @Holidaygirl7
    @Holidaygirl7 Рік тому +2

    Ahhh the late night infomercials

  • @mmbb4053
    @mmbb4053 5 років тому +9

    Pearl cream needs to come back on the market it works really really good it works in 3 days no joke I used it almost 30 years ago I just pray to God that this stuff comes back out because I love it

    • @whitebirdification
      @whitebirdification 5 років тому +10

      MM BB I had no idea it actually worked. I just searched it out because the ad used to make giggle when I was a kid 😝

    • @Soxruleyanksdrool
      @Soxruleyanksdrool 3 роки тому +1

      If it worked so good, why did they take it off the market?

    • @AndyCR75
      @AndyCR75 2 роки тому

      I can't tell if this is a joke or not.

  • @benjamintobias9055
    @benjamintobias9055 9 місяців тому

    All-time classic.

  • @jettrink7510
    @jettrink7510 3 роки тому +2

    I bought a sequine suit from a pearly queen... and see could drink more wine than I've ever seen... she hard the gypsy blood flowing to her feet... and when the time was right she said that I would meet my destiny.

  • @EminenceRed
    @EminenceRed 6 років тому +2

    This infomercial was written by no other than Gary Halbert I believe (only the best copywriter ever...).

  • @Soxruleyanksdrool
    @Soxruleyanksdrool 4 роки тому +6

    If it's made of genuine precious pearls, how can tbey charge so little for it?

    • @Yamigata
      @Yamigata 3 роки тому +1

      It's probably just a little bit of pearl, and mostly other stuff. Also $20 back then was a bit harder to let go of for such a tiny jar.

    • @oldbay2
      @oldbay2 Рік тому

      Farm raised pearls 😅

  • @GABRIEL_CRAFT
    @GABRIEL_CRAFT Рік тому

    This was my young life.

  • @01REDEYEDDEVIL
    @01REDEYEDDEVIL 3 роки тому +1

    Classic!

  • @vhsprospector7192
    @vhsprospector7192 2 роки тому

    The announcer sounds like Lawrence Dobkin.

  • @STEVEWONDA1976
    @STEVEWONDA1976 4 роки тому +9

    My ex-wife used this stuff for 3 months and it caused her woman parts to dry up. Thanks.

    • @reya346
      @reya346 4 роки тому +1

      Oh, dear.

    • @markwaltz3307
      @markwaltz3307 3 роки тому +2

      That's a crusty conclusion.

    • @brenttroydavid5355
      @brenttroydavid5355 2 роки тому

      I love applying pearl cream on my chest, which gives me the sensation of a pretty pearl necklace often seen on Pornhub!

    • @kasketbase8741
      @kasketbase8741 2 роки тому +1

      Pretty sure you put it on your face, not your hoo-ha

  • @nathansmith8183
    @nathansmith8183 Рік тому

    I'm almost positive one of the other Pearl Cream commercials said it had "real Chinese faux pearls" in it, lol.

  • @madhusudan
    @madhusudan 4 роки тому +5

    Secret: It's actually made from the ground up teeth of Uyghur political prisoners.

    • @HDsharp
      @HDsharp 4 роки тому +4

      get a fucking life you loser.

    • @palabrajot505
      @palabrajot505 3 роки тому +3

      None of the Uyghers living abroad seem to care, why should anyone else? I haven't heard Eminem make a peep, nor have I heard Vanilla Ice, Macklemore, Mark Wahlberg, Donnie Wahlberg, Justin Bieber, John Cena or even Channing Tatum express support for their fellow uyghurs. Shameful, their silence is.

    • @hewlett-packardlovecraft2297
      @hewlett-packardlovecraft2297 2 роки тому +1

      @@HDsharp just right after you get a sense of humor

    • @HDsharp
      @HDsharp 2 роки тому

      @@hewlett-packardlovecraft2297 this is no fucking joke!

    • @hewlett-packardlovecraft2297
      @hewlett-packardlovecraft2297 2 роки тому +1

      @@HDsharp No, it isn't. Those people are enduring nothing short of a human rights violation. But a sense of humor would do your blood pressure some good- whereas yelling at someone through a keyboard just isn't going to. Are you genuinely invested in the subject at hand, or do you just want people to believe you are? A fair amount of self-righteousness can be assumed by your remark- yet you put no effort into your response. If I am to believe that you are 100% behind the cause of the Uygher people, then why are you here, commenting on a youtube video, and not somewhere- ANYWHERE in Asia, helping with their plight? The mind reels. madhusudan's comment seemed to be in response to the uploaders original gauntlet-throw of "Write your own pearl cream facial jokes you filthy perverts", but you seem to have missed that possibility.
      Again, get yourself a sense of humor- and with it will come the ability to see a joke, for what it is, versus something that UNESCO should be concerned with. Good day to you, sir- presumed owner of a high-definition television, manufactured by the good people of Sharp. They used to make mechanical pencils; hence the name. The more you know!

  • @MD-pb5ll
    @MD-pb5ll Рік тому

    I only used water and soap to wash my face. People complimented me haven’t aged.

  • @CCJJ160Channels
    @CCJJ160Channels 2 роки тому +1

    Jesus, this is cringy af now to watch.